Name: Sarah Gray

Age: Slashing everything from movies, books and friends since '87

Nationality: British. I like to prove this by drinking my weight in tea.

Is: A gay man in a woman's body

Current Occupation: History University Student/Photo processor/Wannabe writer/Procrastinator Extraordinaire

I Am

Cocky. Brash. A cynic. Pretty laid back in life. Dry sense of humour. Jedi by religion. Ninja by trade. Loves tea. Queen of bedroom dancing and hairbrush singing. Gets the best ideas whilst in the shower or pretending to listen in lectures. Likes the idea of owning a book shop with a little cafe that serves those chocolate twists UM NOM NOM. Doesn't like to be reminded of her age as an excuse to grow up.

Trying to make some kind of mark on the world but failing miserably at the whole rat-race. Would rather sit in front of her computer, writing endless trash, making new writing buddies or read a good book under the duvet than have to face getting a life. A self-proclaimed hermit. Bloody good at it, thank you very much.

Tends to be forgetful to the point of irritation. Procrastinating should be a career choice. A great ambition is to have at least one book published before she croak. Hope to live off of the earnings forever and get to laze around the house in Naruto pyjamas and fluffy slippers and watch anime. Then reality comes a knocking and she enjoys slamming the door in its ugly face.