Name: Jasmine

Age: Holy shit I'm 15 and will be 16 in...May. Goddamn time flies by.

Occupation: Student

Gender: Female. You should all know this by now

Goal: To become a succesful Authoress

And yes, I DID get into Homestuck within the time period of a month

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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson(Edward Cullen from Twighlight) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If your one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile and add your name in italics at the bottom showing you support this.

Flyer-2100

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These are snippets from fanfics here on the site that I absolutely love!

A Little Help From My Friends:

"What is your last name, Lavi?" he asked looking up at Lavi.

Lavi smiled "I don't have one..."

"Heh... Bullshit... What is it kid?"

"Hmm... How about Mikk?" Lavi flirted touching his pointer finger to his lower lip teasingly. He looked up innocently.

Tyki just about died of blood loss.

Love Between Struggles:

Hi, my name is Lenalee Lee, yes, Lavi's my rabbit, SO DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!

Je Vis en Espoir:

"Bah," Lavi grumbled, just as Allen's stomach made its present mostly-empty state known. "Philosophy on an empty stomach. I'm going to puke rainbows in a minute!"

Lustful Carnage:

"So…What made you happy?" Lavi pestered. Kanda stared at him for a while, and finally told him, "I got laid. There, are you happy?" Lavi tripped over his own feet hearing that and went sprawling to the floor. He untangled himself from his long scarf that twisted around his arms and stared up in shock. "You got WHAT? Where? When? And most importantly, who?" Kanda then smirked. "I was only lying. It was amusing to get that reaction out of you." And then Kanda walked off, leaving Lavi to gape at him from the floor. "He…He cracked a joke…Oh my God, the Apocalypse is coming!"

Crisis Management:

"Treat," Allen smiled, and handed the child a healthy handful of sweets. "Enjoy them!"

"Thanks, Mrs Kanda!" the child cried and ran off.

"She's not Mrs Kanda!" Kanda roared, his voice chasing after the child.

Fourteen Things:

Like the time Lenalee and I had to leave Allen behind and he ended up having a crazy, pedophile Noah (Noah of PLEASURE no less, if that isn't a reason to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide YOURSELF, I don't know what is. Plus he has Tease! Tease! Child predator alert!)

Days Passing By:

It was when he was about to devour his second batch of food that—he noticed Kanda staring. "What?"

Kanda stared some more, face contorted in a frown, before finally he asked, "…you're going to eat all those?"

Allen raised an eyebrow. "Of course, why would I order it otherwise?"

"…how come you eat so much and stay so short?"

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"Sorry, sorry," Lenalee giggled, "Never mind that. But anyway, what does Kanda being creative have to do with your missing… shaving foam?"

Allen closed the refrigerator's door and sighed. "He stole it and hid it."

Christmas Time is Here:

Allen still couldn't help but wonder why sadists, like Road and Alois, wanted to get into his pants.

The Black Order Of Saints:

"You're going into the corner for hitting a girl." He went and dropped Allen on his ass in one corner. Kanda tried to work his way out of Cross's grasp.

"I'm a boy damn it!"

"And you're going in the corner," Cross said raising his voice over Kanda's bitching, "For being a confusing she-male with a dirty mouth." And Kanda was dropped on his ass in another corner.

Cheese:

Kanda couldn't help but let out a small smile. So now were being followed by cheese.

Undercover:

And in due time, the Japanese lady Hiraki Yukimi-san stepped out, wearing a dark blue kimono, a creamy under kimono, a black obi, lacy gloves for some reason, and Kanda's boots.

Quality Time:

"We're at a strip club." Kanda stated, staring at the bright neon sign.

Cross chuckled, walking passed, towards the entrance, "No. It's a club of refined dancing that specifies in the removal of clothing."

Kanda snorted, "A strip club."

The Vampire Inside:

"Don't call me that," he snapped at the other vampire, holding onto Allen tightly. His arm had snaked its way around the boy's waist. Lavi watched them.

"Don't worry, I already ate," Lavi said, waving his hand dismissively. "You two can go make out or whatever..."

"W-wha?" Allen blushed brightly.

Lavi just grinned.

"Come on," Kanda said, shooting an evil glare at Lavi before pulling Allen into the bedroom and closing the door. "He's an idiot."

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"Why did you taste another vampire's blood?" he asked out of curiosity.

Kanda said, "in fights mostly." He stopped talking and the silence this time was awkward. Allen frowned a little, confused. Why was Kanda awkward? And just mostly?

"...Mostly?" he asked.

Kanda gave a small jerky nod, saying nothing. Allen dragged him to a stop, wanting to know how else he had tasted some other vampire's blood. "What was the other time?" he asked, looking up at the vampire with wide eyes.

The vampire made a face. Allen knew how to make him talk. "Fine. I've slept with several. Biting kind of goes with it."

Battle of the Bands!:

I woke up when Lavi came barreling through the door saying, "Allen! Komui's got a double chocolate cake!"

That definitely got my attention.

I sprung form my chair, accidently knocking Road off of me as well. I look up at Lavi with my puppy dog eyes and said, "Really?" He just laughs and grabs my arm, pulling me towards Komui's office. "Yup and it looks delicious! Come on, Jerry made it for all of us!" I pouted and said, "So I have to share?"

Everyone just sweat dropped.

The One I Long For:

"Sorry it is not very fun in there. I have been trying to sneak in things I thought you would like." muttered Allen, pretending to be offended.

"I appreciate that, but it is still boring as hell in here."

"How could you possibly be bored? I got you a set of cards, dice, several books, and even snuck you a pack of cigarettes!"

"Alright- you do have a point there." admitted Tyki as he handed Allen his empty tray.

Ivory Tales:

"Good Night…", was all Kanda could say, though he would have liked to add a "what idiot comes knocking at another guy's door to say good night?". Ellen smiled and turned around, quite content.

"Sleep well", she told him, and waved, "see you tomorrow!", with this she turned around the corner and left Kanda still standing inside his doorframe. He shut the door and sat on his bed. The idiot sure was stupid. And a weakling. And a coward. And he was wearing Linali's top. And he came from the baths.

"Wait a second…", Kanda stopped his flow of thoughts, "was he bathing with Linali?" With this disturbing realization Kanda decided to go to sleep early today and call it quits.

Decline:

Kanda frowned doubtfully. "You were stripping me…" he accused, almost uncertainly.

"Yes…" Allen agreed, a little exasperated. "And I'd very much like to continue to do so, if you'd be so kind as to get back over here. Please." He added almost as an afterthought.

Credence:

"You deflowered our little Allen!"

Mélodie du Millénaire:

Even after the whole "let's-teach-Allen-what-all-these-buttons-mean" fiasco. Thing.

Bleached Ink-Chap 61:

IAGO

Kanda kind of...tried to set the boys' bathroom on fire.

Female Mixhap Mishap:

Oh fucking masturbation fiddle-sticks.

Simply Seductive:

'Huh, I'm not hearing anything,' he lifted his head and blanched when he realized that Kanda was sound sleep and snoring lightly. 'Wow he fell asleep in the middle of foreplay…'

Any Way You Want It:

"Hey!" Lavi whined. "I can sing…if I'm drunk."

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"You probably wouldn't understand," Allen replied, shaking his head. He rubbed his own still red cheek. "So, can we leave now? This really does ache like something I cannot say!"

Lenalee ruffled his hair. "Sure. Kanda! Let's go?"

The Japanese teenager huffed. "Can I punch him in the face?" he asked slowly.

"Uh. No."

"Then, damn this."

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Lavi loved Allen more than a lot of things, but Satan has nothing on the kid.

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"Thank you!" Allen enthused with a grin. "I'll always be in your debt!" He stood up, picking up the pie pan with him. "Oh, and could we keep this mum from Cross? Thanks again and cheers!"

He was gone before Link could even realize that his pie was stolen.

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"I wish I knew why you're snuggling with me," Allen deadpanned, an eyebrow cocked. He tried to wriggle for freedom, but the metal interior of the van trapped him, with Lavi as the more fleshy interior. "And, please, stop groping my arse."

"I thought that was your thigh."

"It's still lower than my bloody waist, Lavi. I feel violated."

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The conversation was quick to escalate into a stupid argument, and The Earl looked like he wanted to roll his eyes. "Children!" he exclaimed, tapping his cane again. "Please, let me finish!" He began walking again, circling the two intermingling groups slowly. "As promised, you four will stay in a hotel of the high classed nature."

"The Motel Six?" Lavi asked, intrigued.

"I did say fancy."

"The Motel Eight?"

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Lavi's Day Out:

Allen whipped around and sure enough, Lavi was crawling slowly to the vegetables and fruit…where the watermelons would be. "Lavi!"

DFaceBook:

Road Kamelot I always knew deep inside his dark dark soul, that he was bursting with rainbows and unicorns...

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Unorthodox Matchmakers:

'Excellent! So, blowing up the Daily Prophet is on now?'

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That was when Draco threw all of his Malfoy pride and dignity out of the nonexistent dungeon window and let his head crash onto his desk with a BANGthat more than expressed his irritation.

Manga quotes!

Kuroshitsuji:

If I have your child, I will definitely give birth to it!--Grell Sutcliff

Let us say our goodbyes through the means of a passionate kiss, Little Sebas.--Grell Sutcliff

The sounds of you crying in pain are pretty good on the ears.--Sebastian Michaelis

I am William T. Spears of the Dispatch Managment Division of the Death Gods.--William Spears

That's right. It's only Naaaaatural that children wouldn't know.--Undertaker

You are so useless! and you dare to call yourself the head knight of England!?--Frances Phantomhive-Middford

Let's kill him--Ciel Phantomhive, Sebastian Michaelis, Grell Sutcliff, and Ronald Knox to the Viscount Druitt

D.Gray-Man:

That's a crime Master!--Allen Walker

What's that idiot apprentice? she's sixteen years old, a fine woman now!--Cross Marian

...Get out of my way...Please...--Kanda Yu

Boob Attack!--Timothy Hearst

Good...Morning...--14th Noah/Neah Walker

You want me to...Like a woman, blow on it fu-fu and feed it to him like ah-um

I've never though of him as a child--Cross Marian

It was that boy right? Would it have been better if the host was some sleazy bastard?--Mother

That impertinence...that vile mouth, the complete opposite of Mana!--Cross Marian

Once Neah is reborn it'll be so long to that brat. What happens to "Allen" the hell if I care!--Cross Marian

It's fine. You're very cute!--Mana Walker

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You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Charlotte von Fruit-loop, Flyer-2100

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Problems are like washing machines. They twist us, spin us and knock us around.. but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before

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I've noticed something...Basically all the quotes I have from fanfiction are D.Gray-Man. And all of them are either gender-bended or Yaoi...Aren't I special end obsessed?