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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,166 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Bullet from Chekhov's Gun by callmepagliacci reviews
"Charming" was the first deep cover Edward Cullen ever affected, years before he became a spy. Bella Swan is an American girl at Oxford with skills MI6 wants. "Befriending" Bella Swan will be his most challenging mission yet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,169 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4511 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Another Heart Calls by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Sirius fell in love. Sirius had his heart broken. And now he's trying to figure out how to have control over his life again. Meanwhile, Lindley is a miserable prat of a girl, trying to find her way through her last few years at Hogwarts. SB/OC LE/JP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20525 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7258 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,570 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 3,968 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,995 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
In Transit by Lillybellis reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5724 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Brought us Here One Shot by vjgm reviews
*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just Love by jrgl2012 reviews
Bella is obsessed with romantic comedy movies, and loves the pattern they fallow. She meets Mr. Right when she’s about to plan her friend’s wedding. Now if only the groom’s cousin, Edward, would stop making fun of her and help with the wedding. OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,693 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Belong With Me, That's The Way I Loved You by sarahandkate reviews
Ex. from Ch.10 "Oh Edward, finally!" The word came out into a whisper before I leaned forward crashing my lips to his for the first time with love. EDWARD & BELLA. AH. Based on Tayor Swift's "You Belong With Me" and "The Way I Loved You".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,092 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Amazing Catch by keep austin wierd reviews
Edward is a rookie QB for the Seahawks and Bella is working at the team for a journalism job in Seattle. Billy, the head coach, soon promotes her to assistant head coach. Edward is immediately attracted to Bella. Is Bella his 'amazing catch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Belong With Me by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
There's nothing worse than having the guy of your dreams completely and utterly not knowing the fact that he doesn't belong with the girl he's dating - he belongs with you. He's oblivious. She's in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Meeting Edward Cullen at the Olympics by lenny85 reviews
Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Redundancy Revamped by charmingly-holly reviews
The prose behind the dialogue. The thoughts, actions, and revelations that surrounded Lily and James during my alldialogue piece, Redundancy. It involves butter. And dinner rolls. And other stuff. Mmhmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
June 2013 WitFits: S-Words reviews
She's only sixteen, but then again she doesn't seem sixteen when I teasingly whisper: "I'm gonna make sweet, sweet love to you, Honey B." And she answers: "I'd rather you fuck me instead." A part of the June WitFits (at least I'll try). AH, AU, M (because why else?)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Bella, Edward