Ruling Rabbit of the Universe
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Joined 08-07-05, id: 872593, Profile Updated: 07-05-08
Author has written 2 stories for Warriors.

who: a person posing as a bunny.

what: im eating. DONT WATCH ME EAT. ITS RUDE.

When: iono. uh. 4:07. im still hungry.

Where: computer, with peanuts. YES. IM A BUNNY EATING PEANUTS.

Why: why? why am i eating? CUZ IM HUNGRY.

how: i open my mouth , i put da food in, then i chew.

ok.

now.

mY REAL ONE.

ME: eh...GUESS MY REAL NAME.

Gendah: female? i think so...

age: ITS 25-25+12!! ITS REALLY HARD.

latest obsessions: i was obsessed with warriors when i first started...

BUT NOW ITS TSUBASA CHRONICLES.

fay is cool. :

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

last person... does my rabbit count?

Where are you?

well u know, the earth...

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

why should i tell YOU?? raises eyebrow suspiciously.

What's the last thing you ate?

A PEANUT.

What's your personality like?

a kitty on drugs.

Who do you have a crush on?

rocks are cool.

What was the last thing you thought?

... nothing comes to my mind

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

HEH HEH HEH. one day my bunny will rule the world!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

buy a thousand and one bunnies.

What are you eating/drinking right now?
ICE TEA AND PEANUTS. .

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

this. oh of course not!! im not doing anytihng at ALL.

ok...

MY FAVORITEST PAIRINGS IN WARRIORS

BramblexSquirrel-

THEY WERE LIKE MADE FOR EACH OTHA! i h8ed it when squirrelflight kept going with ashfur. GRR.

CrowxFeather

ITZ NOT FAIR THAT SHE DIED!!

CrowxLeaf

i know, itzz just that, crowfeather had to move on! sniff sniff. besides i always fall for the forbidden loves...

CloudxBright

DAISY STAY AWAY.

SorrelxBracken

theyre MATES! how can u not like them together??

FirexSand

THEYRE AWESUMM!

GrayxSilver

...awesumness!

Hated Couples

CrowxNight

GRRRRRRRRR. DIE NIGHTCLOUD DIE!! pulls out gun

GoldenxTiger

Goldenflower is so aaaaawwwwwwwwwwesumm. AND TIGERCLAW IS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIL!!

SquirrelxAsh

GOSHERS (yah thatz right i said goshers). i know ashfur luvs squirrelflight and all but he HAS TO GET OVER HER.

TigerxBlue

...tigerclaw tried to kill her!! yah. sure. true love.

RavenxBarley

no comment.

TigerxSasha

...WAH.

OKAY NOW.

i am not. against. gays. or. lesbians.

JUST BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT DOES NOT MEAN I AM AGAINST GAYS.

GOSH.
and honestly,
i am SICK and TIRED of everyone going like..."ARE YOU GAY? EWWW"
seriously, theres only one little difference between gays and straights.
THEY LIKE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEOPLE.
so WHAT if their different??
we should be taking in CHANGES.

ok now i sound like a mom.
a very ANGRY mom.

but. ON TO TSUBASA!!

Fave chars in Tsubasa:

FAY FAY FYE FAI!!

-hehe. fay is so cool and cute and sweet and mysterious.
so kewl.

and

KAMUI

AND SUBARU!!

ok

now to pairings
FAY/SAKURA -meh. not my favorite but i have to admit its kinda cute.

FAYXKURO- ive learned to be sick of this pairing. waits to get killed the first time i went on fanfiction and onto TRC, i was overwhelmed. BY THIS PAIRING.

SyaoXsaku- GAH, SO. MUCH. SXS.

okay...

now...

im thinking of a real story. one totally original. although its not going to be totally...cuz FAY IS GOING TO BE IN IT.

lemme draw out a plot here. if youve heard the names before, they MIGHT not be the same people.

Reyah, a witch (equivalent to Yuko xD) grants the many wishes of one specific girl- Hina. hina has been in another dimension/world with Yue, and had a relationship, but she gave the memories of herself in Yue up to ensure his safety. Reyah tells her that when Hina's body is dead, then all the memories will come back. Then Hina makes another wish in which she will wait in a destined place for Yue. Meanwhile, Yue is traveling with Jacob and another girl named Amy. They are all oblivious to the fact that markings on ankles will deliver meanings and power of the elements. There is the moon, the sun, fire, water, wind, and earth. Hina journeys with Yue and co., and is killed in the final battle. Amy, who saw the pain and loss of Hina in Yue, makes a wish that Hina's soul would be put in another body- the body of a cat. The price is that all of Amy's unknown magic is put into Hina, making the cat much more powerful.

now the REAL STORY is...
Yue was reincarnated so that his reincarnation could take care of Hina, who had an almost eternal life, unless killed by poison. But Reyah has a daughter, and tells her about the journey she saw in the future, and how it confuses her, because many MANY parts are missing in it. One day, REyah goes to a business meeting, and leaves Lianne (her daughter) at home to watch over the house. She instead, tried to help her mother and takes the important things of four (well sorta five) destined people, which lures them to the house. Starr, Luke, Fay, Thorne, and Jayla. (Jayla is Starr's sister, just recently died from a car crash, though Starr doesnt know. As a ghost, she has the power to turn into a rabbit with a cow tail, and of course, lotsa powers.) Of course, she also took the important thing of Fay's (Yue's reincarnation) which is Hina. Hina, being mischeivous, gets bored and runs away with all the important things. Of course, they have to get it, because if someone kills Hina, they will automatically get her power. Along the way they meet Ember, a very mysterious, and mood-swingy girl. Oh yeah, AND... they go through different world sort things. :
I know...It's like a TRC knock-off. Im not very creative. xD

Elemented people:
Hina: SUN (Japanese)
Yue: MOON (Chinese)
Ember: FIRE (DUH)
wAtEr...TBA
Thorne: EARTH
WiNd...TBA

OK IM finished. who has the liberty of reading all this ANYway?

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You've Got Voicemail! by FrostFire15 reviews
Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Firestar, Bramblestar, Tigerstar, Crowfeather
Blast from the Past by Golden Ice reviews
Cats of the Dark Forest have messed with the timeline, causing Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Stormfur, Feathertail, Spiderleg, and Birchfall to have never been born. They must now go back in time to save their lives. FirexSand, GrayxSilver, FernxDust, & more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007
Welcome to Warriors High! by SmallStar4Eva reviews
Follow the lives of Dawnfur, Willowbranch, and Flamespirit as they battle through the drama of High School with no help from preppy Leafpool or emo Squirrelflight Meanwhile, Crowfeather struggles through his romance life as Hawkfrost tries to win Leafpool
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007
StarClan Idol by Mistystream Sootfur's Loyalty reviews
The origanal WarriorsAmericanIdol crossover. Just like the Tv show, but with the warrior Clans! Leaders are judges. Hosted by and dedicated to Sootfur. Will Hawkfrost take over the show? Will Sootfur remain the host? Who will be the next StarClan Idol?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,344 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006
ways to annoy warrior cats by Snowmist reviews
Ways to make the warrior cats go mad! And make them wanna claw your fur out! Warning: DO NOT try these at home! Highly dangerous! You may get a claw mark for doing these! Please R&R!Chapter FOURTEEN! I present you with a STARCLAN chapter! IT'S UP! YAY!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
A Warriors Christmas by KaidaThorn reviews
The cats have found out about a very important holiday: Christmas. Watch as they prepare for this wonderful holiday, buy gifts, and share secrets about what they're going to do for the cats they love. See what happens at: A Warriors Christmas. Rated T!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Clues to Romance by Golden Ice reviews
Warriors are randomly asked to give clues from the past that hint Firestar's and Sandstorm's relationship. Mildly funny. First Fanfic that isn't a songfic so be nice. R&R&R Read & Review & Request!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Warriors Got Talent! by Phantom.Crimsonnight reviews
Sort of like Americas Got Talent...more info inside...R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007
Warriors Episode 1: Into the Wild by Sakeraa reviews
Finally! A warriors movie! But what's this? The actors are blundering, inexperienced cats who've never read the books or script? The prop master uses cardboard twolegs? This is all on an uber low budget? What in StarClans name will we do?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Stuck in the Mud: A Story of Treachery by Mistystream Sootfur's Loyalty reviews
Stormfur leaves the Tribe to shoot a big time movie deal about Mudclaw's Rebellion. But it is no easy job. He struggles to produce a movie that all the Clands will be proud of. And there is plenty of humor, drama, and action, on and off the set.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Attempted Humor rewrite of Warriors, TNP midnight by Silvy-oh-Graystripe's homie reviews
Brambleclaw, or shall we call him Brambo, has a fan club of shecats? Spottedleaf is obsessed with Firestar! Bluestar is the only smart one in StarClan? Tawnypelt.. well nevermind. I attempted to make Midnight funny.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006
Warriors Find Warriors by Silvy-oh-Graystripe's homie reviews
Graystripe barges in on the Sorry Championship game to tell Firestar that he has made a discovery better than Lucky Charms or Chocolate.. But what is it? Warriors find a copy of Into the Wild thrown in the woods.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006
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Bluestar's Wondaful Skewl reviews
When Starclan gets bored, what do they do? Make prophecies of course! This time they're making all the Warrior Cats go to school. I tried to make this funny, so it turned out to be quite retarded. Sorry if i copied any of you guys...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Rabbits Rule the Clan! Bwahaha! reviews
It was a normal day... at first. A whole mix of randomness has taken over ALL four Clans. And who is leading it? T?he one, the only...Tygrr! Pronounced as Tiger
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007