Callie Heart
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Joined 09-04-09, id: 2072656, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs.

So, first off, let me just say Callie Heart is not my real name. It is actually a charater from a short story I wrote once, nothing special. I'd prefer Mickie, love.

I guess I'll list some things about me:

I'm not your basic Blonde-haired/blue-eyed girl. And you'll see that soon enough =D

Quote By Some Unknown Author: If you're alone, I'll be your Shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your Shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your Pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your Smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be Myself.

Favortie Genre: Fantasy. I love books about Vampire and Witches.

Fave Authors: Scott Westerfeld, Kate Brian, L.J. Smith, James Patterson, Meg Cabot, Lauren Myracle, P.C. Cast.

Series (In no particular order): Night World, Maximum Ride, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, House of Night, Uglies, Mediator, 1-800-Where-R-You, Insiders (And Insider Girl), and, of course, Twilight.

Fave Artists (Straight from my Nano): Cash Cash, Sing it Loud, Hinder, The All-American Rejects, David Cook, Lonestar, Ludo, American Hi-Fi, Bowling For Soup, Blink182, Avril Lavigne, Boys Like Girls, Fall Out Boy, Friday Night Boys, All-Time Low, Kelly Clarkson, Daughtry. Stuff like that.

People I mention a lot when I'm talking: Robert Pattinson, Chuck Norris, Tyson Ritter, The Power Puff Girls, Zac Efron, Jesse McCartney, Mr. T., Billie Joe Armstrong, Harry Potter.

Books:

Twilight: Okay, I love Twilight, I am not gonna lie. I could reread that series more than the three times I have. New Moon is not my personal favorite. The movie sucked. But I loved it anyhow. Don't judge a book on its movie! Song for New Moon - Broken by Lifehouse

Harry Potter: Okay, the movies, I have to admit I am in love with. I have never read the books, but that is my goal for this year, so we'll just see if I make it through. Daniel Radcliffe has the same B-day as my sister! So fly.

House of Night: Addicted. But Zoey is completely clueless and that makes me sad.

Maximum Ride: Nothing bad about them except Max didn't admit her love for Fang until the fifth book. And OMG the next one comes out the day AFTER my B-day. So preordered, man. Songs: Things I'll Never Say by Avril Lavigne. Follow Me by Uncle Cracker. No Suprise by Daughtry.

Mediator: Gawd, love Jesse, who doesn't? I wish they'd come out with a movie, but hey, not my decision. Song: Falling For You by Colbie Calliet.

Book Pairings:

Twilight: Jasper/Edward, Bella/Edward, Jasper/Alice

MR: Max/Fang, Iggy/Nudge, Max/Iggy

House of Night: Zoey/Heath, Zoey/Stark (Sorry Erik!)

Mediator: Jesse/Suze Suze/Paul I so wish Paul was a better person throughout the last books.

A Story of Exceedingly Epic Proportions reviews
As the title implies, this is a tale of exceedingly epic proportions. Zac Efron/Jesse Mcartney/Justin Timberlake
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete