It is well known that there is nothing so cherished in the dwarven race as their children. However, as in all races there are exceptions.

Wendy is kidnapped on her twenty-first birthday, and on the eve of her wedding night, by the notorious Captain Hook who plans to use her as a bargaining chip to get rid of Peter Pan once and for all...if he doesn't fall in love with her first. "I'm the bad guy—the villain. I don't get a happily ever after like the good guys do, but if I did...it would have involved you." Wendy/Hook

She stopped, pausing for a moment to see if he would try to grab her and drag her out, and when he didn't, she pushed herself forward and hesitantly – ever so hesitantly – laid her hand in his. Greta isn't able to get the hatch open in time and is forced to make a dangerous decision. Greta x Brahms.

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

Dwalin is a warrior dwarf with a heart of gold, but a scary exterior. Bilbo is a well to do hobbit with a protective streak, but unthreatening looks. I wrote it because there are so few fictions out there about Dwalin, and there is more to his character than grr argh! This story is now betad by fierynightangel.

AU:Balin wants his brother to settle down, Dwalin would like to settle down, Bilbo is just happy someone likes his food. Also Belladonna and Dis rule all of Middle-Earth...at least according to Thorin, who keeps getting kicked out of his mountain. Dwalin/Bilbo

After their burglar signs the contract, the Dwarves find out Bilbo's age. Horrified, they assign a guardian to him to keep their youngest member safe. Until he'd been given his guardian, Bilbo never realised how he'd missed having family. R&R!

COMPLETE Galion is tired of being a slave to Thranduil so when he has a mishap that lands him in bed for eight weeks he uses that as an opportunity to pay back the Elvenking.

Unicorns had disappeared from Arda so long ago that few regarded them as anything more than a myth. No one is quite certain where hobbits originated from. This is not a coincidence.

Kili/Thranduil. Cornered in the forest, Kili finds himself face to face with an Elvish King. For Kili, not accepting Bofur's offer for an escort was just one stupid move in a great line of many before and after this monumental disaster. For Thranduil however, this is an amazing opportunity...

Bilbo Baggins accepted two things. One, he accepted that he will never go on a adventure like his mother did and has gained a respectable reputation. Two, he accepted the fact that he may wake up alone and eat alone and smoke alone for the rest of his life. He was content with those thoughts in mind. Then, of course, wizards, Dwarves, and Elves just had to come into his life.

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

After fleeing from Smaug, Thorin and his people have no where to go. Gandalf suggests that they go to the Shire. Everyone must cope with the heart break of their journey. The hope of a new beginning and the strength to carry on. But the green hills of the shire holds some terrible sorrows and secrets that even those who live there are not aware of. Will have Slash.

Belladonna Baggins nee Took learns she can't have any more children so she teaches her son all the Took ways. This leads to a whole different hobbit joining the company. WARNING: main paring will be Dwalin/Bilbo.

Deathly bored, Lyndon hunts down the demon hunter. She shares more with him than he expects.

He's a wizard. She's a barbarian. He has intelligence, she has ferocity. And when they decide to travel together, William and Thora find themselves facing spiders, the lords of hell, and wait, purple unicorns? Yes, these are the misadventures of William and Thora. Rated T for some violence, language and mild suggestive themes.

a vampygurl402 request. Bard is fixated on Bilbo and his kind nature. It only gets worse when Bilbo gives up his fortune to help the rebuilding of Dale. Will Bard manage to win Bilbo's affections before the Hobbit leaves Erebor? M for later chapters

It felt like that moment just before the gates open for the race horse. It's all thunder and no fear. The horse isn't afraid of being in that stall, it's just ready to run. The thought struck him with startling clarity and he stood there staring. [PWP] [PROMPT]

John gets shipped to Antarctica and eventually meets Nuada. A take on the things that happened in between the movies.

"He was tired of hoping. Tired of wishing. So he really should just stop. Give up and accept that he was unwanted. And yet…", Fili/Kili, Thorin/Bilbo

Out hunting, Daryl encounters some flowers he's never seen before. The mist produced when he accidentally crushes one leaves him reeling, stumbling towards the prison in blind arousal. Daryl figures once will be the end of it; one reluctant orgasm, out there in the open, and it'd be out of his system. He figures wrong.

With Asami and Mako together, anger filled Korra seeks peace and quiet in the spirit world, where she runs into Zaheer. The tension between Mako and Korra worsens when he catches Zaheer and Korra in compromising positions. Is this all part of Zaheer's scheme? Or he is truly falling for the young Avatar? Will team Avatar crumble under the pressure? Will everyone survive this battle?

The real reason that Bilbo had left his warm and cozy Hobbit hole was written not on the contract that he carried with him, but on the formerly blank skin of his left forearm. He could not read the letters, but he knew that they were Dwarven runes, and he knew their significance. It was the mark of a soul bond.

Modern AU. Thorin had thought it would be a mundane morning at The Lonely Mountain Pub and Grill. He hadn't accounted for Professor Bilbo Baggins.

The Hellsing organisation defends Britain against vampires and monsters. But even exciting jobs have quiet days.

Thorin, Kili and Fili were severally injured after the Battle. Bilbo stayed because he wanted to help them, even if he was banished from Erabor. However, can Thorin fix what he ruined before the battle? Will Bilbo forgive Thorin, after he had traveled back to the Shire? AU: No one dies, Thilbo, Kiliel, Fili/OC. R&R Please.

Seras finds a stray black kitty in a thunderstorm on the way home and begs Integra to let her keep it. Integra warms up to the small bundle of fur. Alucard, however, thinks it's the cat from hell. Because it is. Literally.

Bofur suffers from his cheerful personality - because everybody thinks he's a fun tumble, but nobody considers that he'd be good for a long term relationship, too. At least, until he meets Bell Baggins. Genderswap AU, kink meme fill.

When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.

The chronicles of Thorin Oakenshield's quest forgot to remark on Beorn's nicknaming extending beyond the dwarven king's company. Movieverse, bookverse, AU. No slash. Companion piece to "Beorn's Company," but can be read on its own.

What if Bilbo knew Thranduil and Legolas before the quest? Bilbo finds a sick Legolas and cares for him until his father arrives. Answer to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme. Fem!Bilbo.

Everybody knows who Bilbo Baggins is...right? Consort of King Thorin, member of the Company? (aka not someone to try to take to bed?) Apparently not. Enter Fari, a distant cousin of Dori who has his eyes set on Bilbo. Funny fluffy, gooey stuff. Thilbo w/a dash of Dwori. AU everybody lives. Married Thilbo.

Hadn't Dori warned Nori their little brother was very young and overly sensitive? Modern AU. #IFDrabble.

Bifur secretly ships Kili and Tauriel. Movieverse, AU. #IFDrabble

Legolas can't deny that the blonde dwarf has caught his attention, and Fili doesn't know what to do. [trash one shot I wrote for a friend on tumblr]

COMPLETE! The chronicles concerning the journey of Thorin Oakenshield's Company failed to mention that Master Baggins was not the only one to be given a nickname by Beorn. Bookverse, movieverse, AU. No slash. Chapter Six: Epilogue

AU Rickyl. Rick meets Daryl in a bar after a particularly bad fight with Lori, his girlfriend. A few drinks in and Rick is spilling his life story to the man, while Daryl just wants the man's mouth on his. When Rick drinks a little too much and it's closing time, Daryl offers him an empty hotel bed, hoping for more than just sleep. Smut ensues. Rated M for a lot of reasons.

AU [ONE SHOT] Daryl's chest heaved from running so hard trying to burn his thoughts away. Trying to banish them from him and the way he was feeling. He needed to get his head straight before he done something he couldn't take back.

Seras is a witch. At least, that's what the people of her village think, anyways. Her constant companion – a raven – is clearly her familiar and perpetrates her evil will. One day, a certain armor clad wanderer arrives in the suspicious little town, and… Well, you know how the story goes from there, don't you?

Kili wonders why Thorin likes Fili better than him. No-slash

Someone has a definite opinion on who Thorin should court. NEW Ending added 9/28/2016. Slash, maybe.

Comforted one night by Bofur, Bilbo asks why he has shown him so much kindness, and receives an unexpected explanation. Movieverse, AU. No slash.

A normal part of dwarven culture reveals secrets. What has the House of Ri been hiding? Things are not always as they seem. AU/Slash/Mpreg

"What is it you wish for Yule?" "I want my Papa," Bilbo answers in a soft voice. AU. Set in the same universe as "Unexplainable Ties."

Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.

While learning the tales are true about wolf-dwarves, Bilbo's wayward tongue leads to an unexpected discovery. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.

"He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me…" Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.

Thorin's going through a bad breakup again, can a chance meeting with destiny prove its worth or will the past come back to hunt?

Where the people of middle earth bear the names of their soul mates on their wrists, Bilbo unknowingly bares the mark of Thorin, a new dwarf blacksmith in town and hopes that hes his one. Full summary inside. This is a SLASH story which means a male and male pairing if you don't like that then don't read it. Please let me know what you think

Thorin and Bilbo fell in love during the journey to Erebor. Once Thorin becomes King Under the Lonely Mountain however, he need a Queen. Enter Bazani Ironquarry, from the Blue Mountains. And she is not fond of Thorin's little hobbit mistress taking his attention away from his queen. Bilbo Baggins had to go

Daryl gets jealous of how close the newcomer, Lee Everett, has gotten to Rick. Rickyl slight Lee/Rick.

It never ceased to amaze Fili that for all of his brother's outgoingness, defiance in wielding a bow and arrow, and enjoying pulling off pranks, Kili was a very shy dwarf when it came to lasses. Bookverse, movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.

Kindergarten has just gotten significantly better. Just ask Thorin, who's got the biggest crush on the new kid in class, Bilbo Baggins. With the help of his friends, Thorin knows that he can take back the swings from the 1st graders, show up the K-1 class in the school pageant, and win the heart of one curly haired boy. Yup. Kindergarten is going to be a year to remember

A barbarian returns from battle to sell his latest loot.

Because sometimes people are more kitten-like then they would prefer.

Because cats are so much easier to understand.

Kili knew that most of their companions thought him a royal idiot (pun completely intended); heck, his own uncle probably thought him idiot most of the time, but in fact, Kili was fairly smart, even if he said so himself. Like… he knew that Bella, no matter how she tried to learn more about dwarves, still couldn't know absolutely everything about them.

Hobbits have a hidden ability- when they cry, their single tear crystallizes into a colored gem. Bilbo hasn't felt emotion since the death of his parents decades ago, but being dragged on the quest and thrust into close contact with thirteen dwarves has awakened his emotions with a vengeance. Can he keep his secret from those he's becoming close to? Very slow build Thorin/Bilbo.

Time and time again Bilbo fails to be what the dwarves need and want. Bookverse, movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.

Bilbo Baggins didn't expect to accompany 13 Dwarves as their official burglar on a perilous journey to reclaim a kingdom. He doubly didn't expect to be playing matchmaker among these Dwarves as well. Nor did he expect to find love of his own ... Dwalin/Ori, Balin/Dori, Bifur/Óin, Bofur/Nori and (eventual) Bilbo/Thorin. Chapter 4 UP!

Sequel to Bilbo son of Durin. Erebor belongs to the Dwarves once more, peace reigns and Bilbo and his family are finally home. But when Evil begins to rise from the mountains and Bilbo's magic ring begins to whisper to him that peace is shattered. Now, with Bilbo as Ringbearer, Thorin and his family must try to rid Middle Earth of the Ring's evil influence lest Sauron rise again.

Ori did not know what was going on. All he did know was that he was becoming fed up with it – the hobbit-stealing especially. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo. Sequel to "Our Hobbit Lass," but can be read on its own.

What happens when Meelo finds out that a certain Chief of Police isn't celebrating her birthday? Read and you'll find out! Hope you like it! :D

Ori is running through the woods trying to get away from a royal guard. one shot, sexy time

A very unlikely pairing.

The dreams started on the day that his One was born...

Dwalin was not at all expecting the curly-haired, soft-looking, small creature that opened the round green door. Instantly he felt himself melt. Oh, dear, not again! Movieverse, AU. No slash.

AU - New York City, 1880, the Gilded Age. Fili Durin is a wealthy, sheltered young railroad heir fresh out of college. He comes across a young prostitute named Kili and is instantly smitten with the boy. But Kili's trust is not easily given and Fili's uncle and guardian disapproves of his choice of lover. Rated M for sex, violence and past mentions of child abuse and rape.

Ori and Dwalin share intimacy and passion one beautiful night, but than something happens to drastically change their bond. It isnt until something very unexpected comes along that pulls them close and brings them back together.

No one can resist it, no matter how they try. Literally fluffy, no pairings (unless you count a vaguely mentioned hooker). Only rated T for said hooker's mention, I doubt kids should be reading anything involving hookers.

Even though her dear best friend had probably forgotten all about her, Wendy had an intuition that her life could handle being anything but ordinary and dull, even if monotony was threatening to swallow her existence at the moment. But she could have never foreseen such a remarkable trail of events that occurred. Nothing was ever commonplace with her, now, was it?

It seems ALL of the dwarves like Bilbo a little too much. What's a hobbit to do? (Note: Pairing subject to change.)

It's the annual Mid-Winter celebration in the Shire, as well as the first Mid-Winter Bilbo has spent with his Dragon. Third in my 'Blue Skies' series

Thorin angers Thranduil when the Elf king attempts to repair their relationship. As punishment, he turns Thorin into a beast and his closest friends are affected by the spell also. When a hobbit and his wizard friend enter Erebor, can the spell be broken? Slash, incest, mpreg Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili

It has been 10 years since the Captain disappeared from Neverland and Wendy is all grown up, wishing she had been able to tell the captain how she felt. What if he were given a second chance? Would he and Wendy be together? And Peter? Hook/Wendy

Prompt: "So rocks are very important to dwarrows. They pick a special one out for their intended and make it all pretty. Bilbo is extremely confused when Thorin (or someone else) gives him a polished rock. Because rock." Boffins and fluff (as if that ever happens). Written for the Hobbit kinkmeme over on Livejournal.

Bilbo Baggins believes that he is undeniably in love with the man he is supposed to marry- even if it is an arranged marriage. But then he meets Thorin- a blacksmith in the Shire- and his two young nephews, Fili and Kili. Now he doesn't know what to believe. (T for now. Rating may go up.)

Bilbo just had to open his mouth a complement Thorin's beard didn't he?

A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...

Jack has known for quite some time that Jamie has abusive parents, but has never done anything about it. But one night he walks right into the terror and he can't control his anger anymore. Slight AU and OC. Jack/Jamie slash. With abused and older!Jamie.

Mainly a Dwori story. Sweet fluff for their ship with splashes of them being awesome friends to Bilbo. Based off a one-shot I did "A hobbit at heart." I was asked for more Dwalin/Ori. So here is the start of the idea that has turned into a monster.

Dwalin son of Fundin is a proud warrior with even prouder heritage, a heritage he must pass on. That means he must find a bride and push away the one he loves most. However, Ori has a secret that could affect the warriors life. Will it be told or will Dwalin have to face a world without the love of his little scribe. Dwori fic with surprise near the end.

Thorin threw Bilbo out of Erebor, He finds out he's pregnant and he goes to Rivendell Bilbo/Thorin, Bilbo/Elrond

(AU; prompt) Jamie's prom date is not ideal. Jack senses this and intervenes before the night takes a devastating turn.

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.

The dwarves are captured by the Wood-elves of Mirkwood, but Bilbo is hiding out in the palace trying to form a plan to rescue everyone. Bilbo/Bofur SLASH

What is Thorin to do when he notices his nephews trying to court the hobbit whom Thorin himself loves? Try to out do them and court Bilbo himself of course. Thorin/Bilbo. There is slash in this. Nothing graphic, but it is there. Romance at its heart with a bit of humor, because when Fili and Kili are involved is there anything else

Nori knows everything going on between his baby brother and Dwalin, while Dori is left in the dark (or as much in the dark as Nori will allow!) Dwalin/Ori Nori's POV

Jack sucks at writing letters that actually make sense.

After the encounter with Azog, Thorin is smitten with the hobbit and does his best the court him with manly and majestic deeds. Unfortunately all of his attempts seem to fail hard. Thorin/Bilbo, Angst, Fluff, Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

Everything is as it should be: Gandalf is annoying Bilbo, Bilbo is making Thorin angry and Bilbo is muttering under his breath because of a certain dwarf king. But when something goes horribly wrong, all of this changes in a very unexpected way. The other T rated Thilbo I've been promising, R&R. This contains slash, don't like, don't read.

After the BoFA Bilbo receives only mistrust and decides to leave Erebor. However, he does not know yet that he will be forced to return rather soon.

5 Years have passed since their first meeting. Jack would always make time for him. But by the time he was 13, Jack had to lessen the time and soon he needed to leave for the boy grow up. But Jamie wouldn't accept it, so they promised to at least write. Jack stops replying after a year. But letters seem to be the only way for them to realize the things they never felt before. JxJ

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: It becomes pretty obvious early on that Bilbo knows nothing of Dwarven culture and behaviour. However, he falls for Bofur quite hard and decides to court him in a proper Dwarven way

Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.

Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.

First story! Alright, so basically, Jamie begins to grow up and the Guardians choose to move on. Jamie, unlike the rest of his friends, never stopped believing and wants nothing more to see them again. Will one sneaky encounter possibly bring his wish to life? (Future Jack/Jamie M/M slash fiction, so... heads up.)

When John's forced off active duty due to a broken arm, Abe takes John with him to Bethmoora - the city of the elves.

Jamie Bennett looks forward to Christmas more than most kids do. However, it's the countdown to it that makes him more excited than anything else. Though, it's not so much the food or the presents that he anticipates, so much as it's knowing that each day, he gets to see a certain snow spirit.

Schrodinger's heart broken that no one, not even Rip remembers the holidays, so he decides to retreat to his room but why is Hans standing outside his door? Oneshot HanSchro mostly fluff with hints of lemon.

He'd captured her. Again. Although whether it was for his own selfish pleasure in taking her away from those whom she loved during such a special occasion or for another reason entirely, she had yet to determine, since a Christmas spent on the Jolly Roger was the last thing she could've imagined, let alone wanted.

Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.

Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.

"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.

Insanity fic - what if Captain Teague hosts a radio show? Just some wicked piratey fun. Anachronisms galore and possible OOCness. Guest appearances by characters, live naval battles and wacky advice from yours truly.

Jet has become obsessed with a coffee shop. Jet *hates* coffee. Smellerbee investigates, and gets a whole lot more than she expected. Jetko, AU.

Forbidden Love in 1490's Rome. Warning: This is a story of Cesare and Lucrezia. If you are too uncomfortable with incest or under 18 please do not read.

John and Rodney are fed on by the wraith and end up back on Earth in a nursing home.

One year has passed since Alice's return home. Somehow she's lost all her memories about Underland. And now her life is going to take a new turn. But a certain accident ruins all her plans and changes her life completely.

Two mages meet in Ironforge...and a friendship is, er, forged.

Him grows tired of defeat and comes up with a new plan to finally finish off the Powerpuff Girls. But when things go wrong and he ends up 'infecting' Brick with a love potion, how will things turn out? Certainly not the way Brick or Blossom had expected

Blaise Zabini was blushing. Yes, blushing. Yes, Blaise Zabini. Shocking? That wasn't even the worst part. You don't know why. Written For flutter of angel wings.

Luna gets a surprise when she sneaks downstairs to say hello to Santa.

Dave sees it all from the beginning till the ending but no one ever listened to the advice of a thestral.

A oneshot about Captain Hans and Schrödinger and how the two of them are dealing with a bored Schrödinger. It can be CaptainxSchrödinger if you wish, but it's written with 'comrades' in mind.

The story of a young woman who is in love with a man who is not interested...

My first ever Leverage fanfic. Parker thinks Eliot's a bit too grim and ropes Hardison into a plan. Eliot is not pleased.

Edward Teague wants an explanation. He knew his son, Jack Sparrow, was dead. He was killed by Davy Jone's kraken, so how did he come to be at the meeting of the Brethren Court?

What really matters to a man that finds it hard to live with himself?

He got up, and seemed to be lost. He stepped back, paced up and down once, rubbed his hand down his face and knelt down in front of me again, taking my hand.He was staring at me intently, his face moving steadily closer to mine.

When John Myers heard he was being transferred to Antarctica, he'd expected penguins, snow, and cold so deep he could feel it in his bones. Instead, he got a jungle paradise filled with monsters, strange ruins, and a homicidal elf.

Baby Jack sees snow for the first time...Christmas One Shot

Teague tells five year old Jack a ghost story...one shot

Dying on the beach after a storm, Jack Sparrow makes note of the world around him until a figure from the past rescues him and the two form the relationship lost years ago.

Everyone has their own thoughts of the others. The only question is what those thoughts really are...

Xin Fu and Master Yu do many pointless and idiotic things while the world moves on.

Oh boy, isn't that title creative? I know, I know... Uhhh... yeahhh... The Captain gets himself drunk, gets himself in some trouble, and then gets himself some catboy booty. Arg, that's a pirate word... Just read it...

Jack asks Teague to let him buy a piano...

Seras gets a new pet but he is not what he seems. And why is Millennium missing a member?

In which Draco attempts to seduce the ever elusive Harry Potter. The only problem is that Harry's already got a plan thwarting lover. SLASH, DMHP, CDHP.

After the Red Death fell, his life became infinitely better. But a part of his past haunts him until he confronts it head on. Hiccup x Ruffnut Continuation to my previous story, The Sparks of Berk. Beware: Lemony at the end.

Jack sends his parents a gift for their tenth anniversary. This was going to be a mother's day story. More details as to why it isn't in the note ONE SHOT

Hiccup has been attracted to Astrid, letting his imagination run wild. However, a dragon raid brings him together with someone he didn't want nor expect. RuffnutxHiccup

Tuffnut's hate for Hiccup turned to admiration, then developed into something more. Watch him as he tries to seduce the boy he once picked on.

Luna gives Draco an ugly flower for a gift, but when he ignores it, Blaise takes it instead. It then shows him something he would have never had expected.

In which Nuada realizes that perhaps his human compatriots have done more for him than he suspected, and also in which Bree decides to become scary.

Blaise likes pranks, he's friends with the twins. He doesn't like being messed with and when Draco sticks his homework to his desk he does just that. Blaise's psychological prank warfare will be released. Draco won't know what's hit him. Blaise in 5th yea

“I can’t believe you don’t like this adorable little thing,” cooed Bree, placing the creature in her lap. “You wouldn’t love them either if it’s older relatives had ripped the skin off your back. Permanently.”

If you strive to survive so much, you might forget you also have to live."

A Little Christmas one-shot. What would you do if you were told your love was dead?

John is acting weird and Rodney doesn't quite want to believe Carson's explanation for that. McShep.

A series of drabbles. Pairings inside. Slash.

One year old Jack goes shopping with Teague...

On the night Jack ran away from Shipwreck Cove, what happened in the study before he left? Prequel to the Jack Sparrow series

Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing has had enough. Alucard’s mischievous antics were going to be stopped. But when the punishment accidently extends to Seras, the vampires switch bodies. Can they survive as each other?

It's been some years since Lucy was last in Narnia. But she is still the Valiant Queen, as a would be assailant discovers

COMPLETE When a secret admirer of Rodney McKay begins to get a little bit too close for comfort it's up to his team to help him figure it out. And Sheppard has to deal with some startling feelings himself. -McShep, Slash-

Seras and Alucard go out Trick-or-treating -complete- plz review

Alucard's bored. He pesters Integra, but she's too busy with paperwork... so he moves on to his fledgling. Seras is reading Shakespeare, but Alucard interrupts her and basically orders her to go out with him. Short, lighthearted, two-shot. Hope you enjoy.

Everyone has their own little corner in the Freezer, both literally and figuratively. Nuada just has to find his. Isn't it terrific how everyone is so darned helpful there?

Movie-verse. Nuada and Nuala survive, but our favorite prince can't go free. Where do they send him? The place where they send things they can't be bothered with. And who's there to make sure his stay is comfortable? John T. Meyers, our banished agent.

It took a broken water pipe, an Ancient device, pod people and an alien conspiracy to make this love story. CRACK and SLASH Fic

Hermione is wondering why Fleur keeps acting strange around her. Slightly AU.

That's right. It's the hotel boy from Hellsing. What happens after Alucard alters the poor boy's mind? Can he ever get Alucard out of his mind? Will he lose his soul forever? Written for a friend, some sexual imagery.

Jack and Teague have a talk before the pirates leave for war.

Ever been so bored you did something stupid, just to entertain yourself? Pansy did: she started a food war with Blaise Zambini. PPBZ

Corndogs, stuffed kitties, and clowns abound when Seras manages to drag Alucard around. Where? The fair! Read if you dare, but beware: though this ain't crack, it's kinda whack!

[Her face was unreadable, perhaps because most people weren't that literate in their souls.] Luna Lovegood, and a date that never showed up. How does falling rain and Blaise Zabini factor in, though? Oneshot.