Dipper Pines was twelve years old when he first met the man in his basement.

Dipper is the most unfortunate preteen ever. He has no girlfriend, he's stuck in the weird Gravity Falls for the entire summer, and worst of all, his own twin sister and crush continually call him gay! Angered, Dipper goes off into the woods. All he asks for is a few moments of peace. What he gets is a possessive dream demon harassing him now, too. Could this get any worse?

"Elizabeth is refusing to sign the contract absolving our engagement." Sebastian hummed. "Then, how about we create a plan my lord? When is she planning to visit?" "Tomorrow. What are you planning Sebastian?" The young lord asked warily and Sebastian smirked. "Why, we pretend we're in love with each other of course."