Hello, Greetings, Yo, and other words that mean hello. If you are reading this, THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!... sorry lost my cool there for a second, but the cool is back, yeah (lol as if I was cool ;) ) anyways, ... umm here are my stats:

age: 20

Birthday: 4-28

gender: male

job: College student

hobbies: reading, watching T.V., S.T.A.G.E. club, eating, playing video games and playing sports (currently only organized is football but, play basketball, baseball, and soccer) writing original manga stories with my artist friend, and now I guess writing fanfics.

to my readers )if I keep any after the first chapter) please be patient while I'm writing and keep in mind I have a lot on my schedule and HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS but, anyways thats all for now goodbye, Nerd out. p.s. thanks again for even giving me this honor to have my stuff read.

Hi Again, to those who read my stories please review, any and all comments welcome I don't consider myself a great writer and I love opinions, about 99 percent of the time I will listen. Thanks for reading again, and please review thanks the Nerd is out (again) bye

Here are some stuff I found funny on the net or my brain (tons of weird, occasionally hilarious things both places) feel free to copy and paste

My DNA made me to be fit, strong, smart and to be in great shape, Yeah, but DNA ain't the boss o' meh

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your @$$ off.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you Marvel at the wonder of DC for Gold en Silver and know why these letters are capitalized copy and paste

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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you can raed this psas it on !!

I Live in my own little world, but it's okay they know me here :)

This is for all the girls with male friends out there (like my some of my friends)

a Boyfriend will make out with you

a friend who's a boy will gag when you tell him about it

a Boyfriend will take you places to be romantic

a friend who's a boy will split the cost so you can both act like idiots

a Boyfriend will listen to your problems and make you feel better

a friend who's a boy will give you advice and help you fix it

a Boyfriend might breakup with you

a friend who's a boy will kick his ass for you and if they're really nice pretend to go out with you to make him feel bad

in the end ladies, Boyfriends come and go but friends who are boys, well ... we're stuck wit ya

I have ADHD, many people think that realates to low Intelegence. The latter satement is untrue, most people with such leaning disabilities are quite bright it's just that they can't stay focused long enough to finish a thoug ohhhh... a tree... and a wall... i thought i saw a butterfly... SQUIRRLE... walking away

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

You're a 90's kid if: onlyfrom93-99 but it was still fun

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

I wish I was a force sensitive half saiyan half kryptonian kage leveled ninja samurai pokemaster wizard dragon rider with a green lantern ring, Zanpakto, a hunter's license, knowledege of alchemy, spider senses and a TARDIS who knew air, water, earth and fire bending in other words: I wish I was PERFECT

Favorite Pokemon commecial: There are many eager skilled and talented Pokemon trainers reaching for their destiny of becoming a Pokemon Master and only one thing stands in the way: BROCK - WITH - A - MAP!!!

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what I'm almost ashamed to admit took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.