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The real name is Neha! I'm a 14 year old girl hanging out with the flakes in Minnesota.

My hobbies include secretly watching movies on my phone, crying from feels, watching ships on youtube, and eating food oops.

So yeah. Hope you guys take a chance and read my stories :)

Happy Reading (or Writing)! XD

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What I Like or Need in Stories:

1) A good Plot. I know, sometimes, when you suddenly have this really good idea, you soon find out that someone else had the same idea. But, the plot is very important, no? And, a bonus, is if the Author/Writer, sort of hides the plot, with putting a bunch of side plots. Makes the story a lot interesting, huh? :)

2) No OOC [Out Of Character]. Wait- that's impossible. Let me rephrase that. Not too much OOC. It tottally annoys me when suddenly, this character has a sudden change of feelings. It's like . . . I knew he would do that-_-

3) Lots of Action, Suspense, and Excitement! And that's a three package deal! I will totally fall in love with any story thats like that. Even if its just a drama story, there should be at least a lot of suspense and excitment! :)

4) It should make sense. What?! It should!

5) BO-RING! Absolutely not! The first thing that pops into my mind should NOT be, *shudder* boring. Especially the first chapter!

Yes, I know, you really wouldn't care less if I liked the story or not. I mean, you didn't write it to please ME, now did you?

Ships that I Support:

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Tom [NOT Voldemort! There's a difference!]/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny

Percy Jackson: Percy/Annabeth, Jason/Reyna

Hunger Games: Peeta/Katniss

Narnia: Caspian/Susan

Cross-Overs: Jacob/Hermione, Ariel/Aladdin oops, Percy/Hermione, Elsa/Jack Frost

How I'm gonna update my stories . . .

In Time: On this story, it will be updated the most often. I want to complete this story first, before moving my attention towards the other stories.

Son of the Damned: This will be slowly updated, usually if I am either in a really good mood, or if I have a writer's block on In Time. After In Time is finished though, I'll be focusing my attention to this story.

Wings: A just for fun story. Though it says it's a fic for Maximum Ride, it has NOTHING to do with it. It's a complete new story that I wrote in 6th grade [for homework]. It will probably not get updated for months . . .

And that's it about that.

Okay, now here's all the random and fun and weird, and ya you get the idea. Just read! XD Most of these came from my awesome followers!

COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE MALFOY!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

Superman: I'm Superman!

Ironman: I'm Ironman!

Batman: I'm Batman!

Draco Malfoy *smirking and pointing wand at them* And I'm going to kick your arses.

You'd better watch out

You're going to die!

Better bow down, I'm telling you why.

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

He's killing the Squibs,

He's taking their lives!

Avada Kedavra,

No need for a knife.

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

He knows you're in the Order

And he will make you pay.

If you're a Mudblood,

better run Cause you know death is today!

With little Wormtail,

And Snapey-poo,

Lucius, Barty and Bellatrix, too.

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!

*insert evil laugh*

Things I will not do at Hogwarts:

1. I will not deliberately call Dumbledore 'Gandalf'.

2. I will not ask Professor Snape if he is Harry Potter's real father.

3. I will not try to stake Cedric Diggory.

4. I will not ask Seamus Finnigan if he 'stole me lucky charms'.

5. I will not floo powder Professor Trelawney, say 'Seven Days!' in a creepy voice, and then disappear. This is wrong.

6. I will not say 'POOF!' every time I disapparate.

7. I will not sing 'We're off to see the wizard' every time I go to Dumbledore's office.

8. Making rumours about Draco and Harry's love life is not funny- it will stop soon.

9. I will not make comments about Professor Lupin's 'Time Of The Month'.

10. I will not pay first years a galleon to pee in Mad-Eye Moody's hip flask.

11. I will not set up an underground duelling arena.

12. I will not tell first years that the common room password is 'Petrificus Totalus' and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

13. I must not leave shampoo on Professor Snape's desk with instructions on how to wash his hair.

14. I will not call Professor Snape Professor Snake.

15. I will not tell Voldemort to, 'Dude, get a life'.

16. I will not draw the Dark Mark on my classmates' arm while they're asleep.

17. I will not lock Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who'll come out alive.

18. When the Dark Mark is in the sky, I will not point to it and shout, 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

19. I will not buy Professor Lupin a flea collar.

20. I will not tell people that Professor Snape has the Voice of God.

21. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than fifteen seconds, I am to assume I am not allowed to perform it.

22. 'Swish and flick' is only a wand movement.

23. I will not jump up and yell, 'It's Voldemort, RUN!' during Order Of The Pheonix meetings.

24. I will not tell Snape that he needs to go to his 'Happy Place'.

25. There is no such thing as an 'Invisibility Thong'.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

Favorite Percy Jackson Quotes

“You drool when you sleep.”

Grover didn't say anything for awhile. Then, when I thought he was going to give me some deep philosophical comment to make me feel better, he said, "Can I have your apple?"

I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.”

"Eat my pants."

― The Lightning Thief

“Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts!”

“BAD COW!”

― The Sea of Monsters

“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”

“Green grass breaks through snow. Artemis pleads for my help. I am so cool.”

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!

Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”

"A god named Fred?”

Hello," I amended. "We're about to die! Where's Chiron?”

― The Titan's Curse

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!"

“So which way now, Sacagawea?“

― The Battle of the Labyrinth

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

My brother broke into a toothy grin. "Yay! Your brain works!”

“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!

“We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later.”

“Daddy will explain. Come, he is blowing up monsters.”

“Well . . . sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor.”

“Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas?”

― The Last Olympian

Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”

“Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.”

“I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hands. And now I'm going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves." "Wow, dude," Leo muttered, "You been eating red meat?”

“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”

“Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.”

― The Lost Hero

I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.”

"I declare that this is stupid.”

Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?"

"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?”

“Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.”

"He slaughtered my panda.”

"You have a feast for tuna?”

"They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!”

“I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.

“Great,” Percy said. “I always wanted to be glue.”

“They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"

"Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry.”

“You speak horse?" Hazel asked.

"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing."

"Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."

Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?”

“Maybe if he did really well they'd give him some moldy apples.”

― The Son of Neptune

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: are you a super model?

Woman: no, if I was I would sic my body gaurds on you.

Man: you're so beautiful you would make the goddess of beauty envious

Woman: really? I was just thinking that you're so ugly you would make a warthog envious.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I fell in love with you at first sight.

Woman: really I got sick of you at first sight.

Man: your very presence makes my heart beat so fast.

Woman: your very presence makes my heart stop cold and my brain fry.

Man: when I'm with you I feel like I can fly.

Woman: really you want to test that theory? I know of a near by cliff.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: your lips are like roses.

Woman: your face is like shit.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

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