What happens when Hidan pisses off a witch? Why, she punishes him and the other Akatsuki members by turning them into kittens and sends them off into the real world. What happens when a girl then finds the Akatsuki kittens hiding under her house? What if it turns out she is a SANE Naruto, Akatsuki fan? Fun, adventure, drama and mystery. RE-WRITE T for swearing and some murder