My first attempt at a fanfic - it turned out quite...long... Mostly inspired by Who-la-hoop's 'Kisses Don't Last' Polly/Mal Monstrous Regiment fic over on Archive Of Our Own, with a nod to Adele Blanc-Sec (the comics), and a shameless use of Buffyverse as a deus ex machina because I'm bad at plotting. In conclusion - a hot mess.