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Hihi, I reeaaaallllyyyy want to change my name on here...but I don't know how... I don't really know what to put here soooooo...yeah. I'm writing a fullmetal alchemist fanfiction at the moment but it is a very slow process because of my lazyness...and then there's school... :/

random fact: my left foot is about an inch shorter than my right one...

I am a girl

location: In a hamster home wif Tama-chan...

Age: somewhere between 1 and 99...you guess!!

Animes watched/currently watching: Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, D. Gray-Man, DNAngel, Fushigi Yuugi, Lovely Complex, Ouran High School Host Club, Deathnote, Pretear, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles (and Tokyo Revelations and everything following that), Loveless, Code Geass, xxxHolic, Shugo Chara, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, and probably a lot more I just can't think of any right now. (does spongebob count?)

Anime to-watch list: Chobits, Soul Eater, The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumoya (no idea how to spell it), ummm...somethin Karin (my friend said to watch it), Hellsing, ghost hunter (again im not sure about the title), Bleach, and more but now I'm just too lazy to type the rest.

favorite quotes:

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that would be called cannibalism, and that is indeed frowned upon in many societies"

xXcopy and paste crap everyone loves so muchXx

If you liked twilight before it was cool, and now hate it because it got SOOO popular and the movie screwed it up, please copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: the-vampirate-alchemist,

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pimp slapped an annoying classmate, put this in your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE RUN INTO A SLIDING GLASS DOOR PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you cried when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this in your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, v i x u n d e r m y b e d, MegaKiraraLover/MKL (go us geeky/nerdy kids!), XxWierdchikxX, the-vamirate-alchemist,

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy someone just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other that no one else gets, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile

If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Sasuke's Baby Girl93, MegaKiraraLover (MKL)(dude, totally), XxWierdchikxX, the-vampirate-alchemist (Heck Yeah!!)

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. (i may not be homo, but i have friends who are--don't hate, peeps! please, just don't hate 'cause of what someone does in the bedroom! would you hate someone who was strait just because of who they are? or maybe you hate animal-lovers who wish to cuddle an animal (not in a weird way, i mean)? i don't think being preferable to someone of the same sex is wrong! done rambling, okay, move on.)

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, the-vampirate-alchemist,

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

people of the world who HATE math UNITE! if you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your math teacher is so boring that you almost fell asleep, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are never too old to be young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! (couldnt resist to funny)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you are the insane friend then copy and paste this into your profile.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (sad thing is i have lost...)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchic

If you wish you could speak in smileys, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

If you think or have ever thought you were a chimera or part animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If copy and pastes have taken control of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF EDXWIN SUCKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS NOW!

If you are a OC creator and fan, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

If you always say 'insert a animal noise here' when someone questions you with a, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who the HECK came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. -Kudos to TrueThinker-

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

if you have ever yelled something random in a large crowd of people, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. itachilover7 (it was only when school let out...i woke the next day with a sore throat), Kuro Uchiha (...same as itachilover7) Ayumi Elric (not me, I'm just crazy that way)Luca4ever(I didit at a shopping mall my friends kidnapped me to. I screamed and struggled like a monkey), the-vampirate-alchemist (yes...then we got kicked out of wallmart which we were in when i screamed it.)

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...)Luca4ever(I HATE PINK! I like midnight blue, purple, and black, but I am NOT EMO), the-vampirate-alchemist (yes and it was hilarious...the look on his face when i punched him...ahhh...priceless)

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sigh at the fact that because youre profile is so long there is little chance someone would actualy take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems are caused by males?

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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IronClaw Alchemist by cas.92 reviews
Riku is offered a chance to become a state alchemist after her and her brother are freed from a lab with the assistance of State Alchemist, Roy Mustang. Under Mustang's command, she is forced to study under the Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric. EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,232 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Edward E., OC] Alphonse E.
Tourniquet by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
For what I have done there can be no forgiveness. But yet I still strive to earn the forgiveness of others- maybe by joining the Elrics in their quest for the Stone I will finally find mercy and forgiveness in the one place I never looked... myself. EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,125 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward E.
Ask The Alchemists! by peaceofmindalchemist reviews
Have something you've always wanted the characters of FMA? Now's your time to shine! Details inside, Please Review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,610 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009
Wings of Rebirth by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
Tsubasa Suoh, Tamaki's cousin, comes to live with him after tragedy befalls her; somehow she gets sucked into joining the Host Club- and we all know that with the Host Club comes insanity! KaoruxOC originally XxImmortalxDicexX's story, but given to me
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,802 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Kaoru H.