Whouffaldi AU. Clara is at university and The Doctor is her new Medieval literature teacher. " And what makes you say that ?". She takes him in, her eyes slowly inspecting him. She observes but doesn't discriminate. Her answer is all cheek and no judgement. " Well, the boots and the magician outfit are pretty good dead giveaways."

The Doctor is surprised when River Song arrives in the TARDIS with a child... As always, the time streams are a little backwards. Timebaby fic with Yowzah and wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.