I am one of the many ( there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or the I Am Obsessed With Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot, comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its uprise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...: Birth Month and Your Personality THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN JANUARY Ambitious and serious Loves to teach and be taught Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses Likes to criticise Hardworking and productive Smart, neat and organised Sensitive and has deep thoughts Knows how to make others happy Quiet unless excited or tensed Rather reserved Highly attentive Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds Romantic but has difficulties expressing love Loves children Homely person Loyal Needs to improve social abilities Easily jealous FEBRUARY Abstract thoughts Loves reality and abstract Intelligent and clever Changing personality Temperamental Quiet, shy and humble Low self esteem Honest and loyal Determined to reach goals Loves freedom Rebellious when restricted Loves aggressiveness Too sensitive and easily hurt Showing anger easily Dislike unnecessary things Loves making friends but rarely shows it Daring and stubborn Ambitious Realising dreams and hopes Sharp Loves entertainment and leisure Romantic on the inside not outside Supersticious and ludicrous Spendthrift Learns to show emotions MARCH (mine) Attractive personality Affectionate Shy and reserved Secretive Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic Loves peace and serenity Sensitive to others Loves to serve others Not easily angered Trustworthy Appreciative and returns kindness Observant and assess others Revengeful Loves to dream and fantasize Loves travelling Loves attention Hasty decisions in choosing partners Loves home decors Musically talented Loves special things Moody APRIL Active and dynamic Desicive and haste but tends to regret Attractive and affectionate to oneself Strong mentality Loves attention Diplomatic Consoling Friendly and solves people’s problems Brave and fearless Adventurous Loving and caring Suave and generous Emotional Revengeful Agressive Hasty Good memory Moving Motivate oneself and the others Sickness usually of the head and chest Easily get too jealous MAY Stubborn and hard-hearted Strong-willed and highly motivated Sharp thoughts Easily angered Attracts others and loves attention Deep feelings Beautiful physically and mentally Firm standpoint Easily influenced Needs no motivation Easily consoled Systematic (left brain) Loves to dream Strong clairvoyance Understanding Sickness usually in the ear and neck Good imagination Good debating skills Good physical Weak breathing Loves literature and the arts Loves travelling Dislike being at home Restless Not having many children Hardworking High spirited Spendthrift JUNE Thinks far with vision Easily influenced by kindness Polite and soft-spoken Having lots of ideas Sensitive Active mind Hesitating Tends to delay Choosy and always wants the best Temperamental Funny and humorous Loves to joke Good debating skills Talkative Daydreamer Friendly Knows how to make friends Abiding Able to show character Easily hurt Prone to getting colds Loves to dress up Easily bored Fussy Seldom show emotions Takes time to recover when hurt Brand conscious Executive Stubborn Those who loves me are enemies Those who hates me are friends JULY Fun to be with Secretive Difficult to fathom and to be understood Quiet unless excited or tensed Takes pride in oneself Has reputation Easily consoled Honest Concern about people’s feelings Tactful Friendly Approachable Very emotional Temperamental and unpredictable Moody and easily hurt Witty and sarky Sentimental Not revengeful Forgiving but never forgets Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things Guides others physically and mentally Sensitive and forms impressions carefully Caring and loving Treats others equally Strong sense of sympathy Wary and sharp Judge people through observations Hardworking No difficulties in studying Loves to be alone Always broods about the past and the old friends Likes to be quiet Homely person Waits for friends Never looks for friends Not aggressive unless provoked Prone to having stomach and dieting problems Loves to be loved Easily hurt but takes long to recover Overly concerned Puts in effort in work AUGUST Loves to joke Attractive Suave and caring Brave and fearless Firm and has leadership qualities Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic Taked high pride of oneself Thirsty for praises Extraodinary spirit Easily angered Angry when provoked Easily jealous Observant Careful and cautious Thinks quickly Independent thoughts Loves to lead and to be led Loves to dream Talented in the arts, music and defence Sensitive but not petty Poor resistance against illnesses Learns to relax Hasty and rushy Romantic Loving and caring Loves to make friends SEPTEMBER Suave and compromising Careful, cautious and organised Likes to point out people’s mistakes (NOT TRUE) Quiet but able to talk well Calm and cool Kind and sympathetic Concerned and detailed Trustworthy, loyal and honest Does work well Sensitive Thinking Good memory Clever and knowledgeable Loves to look for information Must control oneself when criticising Able to motivate oneself Understanding Secretive Loves sports, leisure and travelling Hardly shows emotions Tends to bottle up feelings Choosy especially in relationships Loves wide things Systematic OCTOBER Loves to chat Loves those who loves him Loves to takes things at the centre Attractive and suave Inner and physical beauty Does not lie or pretend Sympathetic Treats friends importantly Always making friends Easily hurt but recovers easily Bad tempered Selfish Seldom helps unless asked Daydreamer Very opinionated Does not care of what others think Emotional Decisive Strong clairvoyance Loves to travel, the arts and literature Soft-spoken, loving and caring Romantic Touchy and easily jealous Concerned Loves outdoors Just and fair Spendthrift and easily influenced Easily lose confidence NOVEMBER Has a lot of ideas Difficult to fathom Thinks forward Unique and brilliant Extraodinary ideas Sharp thinking Fine and strong clairvoyance Can become good doctors Careful and cautious Dynamic in personality Secretive Inquisitive Knows how to dig secrets Always thinking Less talkative but amiable Brave and generous Patient Stubborn and hard-hearted If there is a will, there is a way Determined Never give up Hardly become angry unless provoked Loves to be alone Thinks differently from others Sharp-minded Motivates oneself Does not appreciates praises High-spirited Well-built and tough Deep love and emotions Romantic Uncertain in relationships Homely Hardworking High abilities Trustworhty Honest and keeps secrets Not able to control emotions Unpredictable DECEMBER Loyal and generous Patriotic Active in games and interactions Impatient and hasty Ambitious Influential in organisations Fun to be with Loves to socialise Loves praises Loves attention Loves to be loved Honest and trustworthy Not pretending Short tempered Changing personality Not egoistic Taked high pride in oneself Hates restrictions Loves to joke Good sense of humor Logical A Glass of Milk One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?” “You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.” He said….. “Then I thank you from my heart.” As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit. Year’s later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words….. “Paid in full with one glass of milk” (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly. Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: “Thank You, God, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands.” Now you have two choices. You can send this page on and spread a positive message. or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart Advice Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks.It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. Do not dismiss your dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope; To be without hope is to be without purpose. Do not run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have been, but also where you are going. Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way. Ice Cream For the Soul Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year- old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said “God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if mom gets usice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!” Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby I heard a woman remark,” That’s what’s wrong with this country. Kids today don’t even know how to pray. Asking God for ice-cream! Why, I never!” Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, “Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?” As I held him and assured him that he had done a Terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, “I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer.” “Really?” my son asked. “Cross my heart” he replied. Then in theatrical whisper he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), “Too bad she never asks God forice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes.” Naturally, I bought my kid’s ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and without a word walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, “Here, this is for you.Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes and my soul is good already.” The End Carrying Books One afternoon, I saw a kid from my freshman class walking home from school. He was quite a duffus. He was laden’d down with what seemed like all his books. I was wondering “why would anyone bring home all his books, he must really be a nerd.” Oh well…. I figured, it was Friday and I had quite a weekend planned, parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon. As I was walking I saw a bunch of kids running toward the duffus, they ran past him – knocking all his books down and tripping him so that he landed sprawled all over the dirt. His glasses went flying and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes, and my heart went out to him. So I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. I said to him, “Those guys are jerks, they really should get lives, you know?” and I handed him his glasses. He looked at me and said, “Hey Thanks”, and there was a real smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. He lived near me, and I wondered why I’d never seen him before. He said he went to a private grammar school. Well that explained it. I would have never hung with a private school kid, but the girls on the other hand, well that was different! Well, we talked all the way home and I carried his books, he turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play football on Saturday with me and my friends, cause he said he loved football. Well, turned out we hung all weekend and the more I got to know this guy the more I liked him. And my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again, and I stopped him and said, “Man boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!” He just laughed and handed me half the books! Well, the four years passed by and Kyle and I had become best friends, we were going on to college. He was going to Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a Doctor, and I was going for a Business Degree on a football scholarship. The only thing was that Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I would kid him all the time about being a smart nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn’t me! Graduation day I saw Kyle and he looked great – he was one of those guys that really found himself during high school….. filled out… and he actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than me and all the girls loved him! Boy, sometimes I was jealous. Well, today was one of them, I could see he was nervous about his speech. I smacked him on the back and said, “Hey big guy, you’ll be great!” He looked at me with one of those looks, the really grateful ones, and smiled,” Thanks my friend,” he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, he began with, “Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough high school years, your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach, but mostly good friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give another person. I am going to tell you a story, my story.” I just looked at this handsome man with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He told about how he had cleaned out his locker of all his books and stuff so he could at least spare his mom from that pain, because he had it all figured out. His plans had been to kill himself over the weekend. He looked at me with those big grateful eyes, and said, “Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.” I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and Dad, and with tearful eyes they looked at me and smiled that same grateful smile I saw my friend smile so many times in the last 4 years, not till that moment understanding how truly grateful it was.” Never under estimate the power of kindness, with one small token you can change a persons life….. even save it! If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile. In Remembrance In Remembrance to Severus Snape… …A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile. If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. I promise to remember Tonks Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always." If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object doesn't like you as much because you yelled at it copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer! If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. (How much do you like chocolate?) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight series is the best known book series to woman (And man)... copy this into your profile. If you've reread Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse over ten times...copy and paste this into your profile. If you went to sleep around 2 A.M. reading Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is then you will send this to everyone you know to inform them of how terrible it is if you dont, you're heartless. Please send this too anyone you can. Dear Mommy, I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl. I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping. Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much. One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming and screaming,"Mommy, Mommy, help me please; Mommy, help me." Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you say how much you love me. I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had done to you. I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone. The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered, "Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the monster. I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die. Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster. Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did. Please be careful. Love, Your Baby Girl SniffSniff SoOo SaD If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is then you will send this to everyone you know to inform them of how terrible it is if you dont, you're heartless. Please send this too anyone you can. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Something that I found on another author's bio and it touched me: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Re-Post this to help stop racism!!: Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' They pushed and pulled I fell off my stool They called me names I felt ashamed They broke my leg Like a peg I called for help But got the belt I felt the darkness coming closer They hit me harder to make it faster Re-post this if you think abuse of any kind should be stopped A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too. I took a Harry Potter Sorting Hat and got sorted into... Hufflepuff Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same." Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament. You can't make a rainbow with only one shade of color and you can't make a better world with only one type of person. See and accept the things you're not. One day we might just make this world more beautiful. Copy this onto your profile if you want others to stop being so blind and heartless in this world...and you want world peace more than anything money can buy! I'm not a book - I can't be read. I'm not the weather - I can't be predicted. I'm not an item - I can't be bought. I'm not a fool - I can't be sweet talked. I'm not an outfit - I can't be changed. I'm not a game - I can't be won. I'm not an animal - I can't be tamed. I'm not a doormat - I can't be walked all over. I am what I am and that's all that I am. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere,add this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are addicted to Harry Potter, post this onto your profile If you prentend Fred Weasley didn't die, copy and pase this into your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you have ever wished you were Hermione Granger, copy and pase this into your profile If you are in love with Harry Potter, copy and paste this in your profile If you are in love with The Marauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), copy and paste this in your profile. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT 98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 that hasn't, post this on your profile. 30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile. RACISM IS WRONG! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message. In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right? In Remeberance of Lily Potter Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans. In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, As well as an awesome werewolf, In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end, By a teenager at that In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring In Remembrance to Sirius Black Who never got to walk free Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year And who had to get killed by his cousin and then eaten by drapery R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten. Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be. Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back. Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven. Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark. Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile. Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories. Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed. Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty. Miss Nymphadora Tonks, Thank you for your clumsiness and just being plain amazing Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion. Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery. Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words. Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through. Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship. Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake. Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son. Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems. Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love. Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for. Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck. Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends. Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone. Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective. Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful. Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth. Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of. Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing. Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us. Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good. Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad. Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind. Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful. Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift. Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends. Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh. The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place. Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy. Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance. Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold. Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster. Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work. Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like. Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family. Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future. Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventur Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age. Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real. Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living. J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us. Not All Gryffindors Were Brave: Peter Pettigrew Not All Hufflepuffs Were Weak: Cedric Diggory, Nymphadora Tonks, Amelia Bones Not All Ravenclaws Were Clever: Gilderoy Lockhart Not All Slytherins Were Evil: Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn, Regulus Black, Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks, Draco Malfoy STOP STEREOTYPING. To me, fearless is not the absence of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, fearless is having fears.Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death.Fearless is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before. Fearless is walking into your freshman year of high school at fifteen. Fearless is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again even though every time you've tried before you've lost it. It's fearless to have faith that someday things will change.Fearless is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them. I think it's fearless to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing, I think it's fearless to stop believing them. It's fearless to say "you're NOT sorry" and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is fearless. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is fearless. Letting go is fearless. Then, moving on and being alright... that's fearless too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and Prince Charmings and happily ever after. Because I think love is fearless. --Taylor Swift To Ron: 'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.' - Hermione, OOTP 'It's just hard,' Harry said finally, in a low voice, 'to realise he won't write me again'. - Harry, HBP 'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed. 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge.' - George, PS 'Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I've ever had the misfortune to meet.' - Hermione, OOTP 'Oh yes,' said Dumbledore faintly. It seemed that he forced himself to meet Harry's eyes. 'You know what happened. You know. You cannot despise me more than I despise myself.' - Dumbledore, DH 'The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease.' - Luna Lovegood, HBP 'I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.' - Harry 'Hello, Harry,' said George, beaming at him. 'We thought we heard your dulcet tones.' - George, OOTP 'But why's she got to go to the library?' 'Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library.' - Harry and Ron, COS 'Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy. Don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...' 'Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?' said Harry sarcastically. - Hermione and Harry, OOTP 'Accio Brain!' - Ron, OOTP 'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through...' - Fred and George, COS 'I love you, Hermione.' - Ron, HBP 'Harry!' said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. 'Simply splendid to see you, old boy--' 'Marvelous,' said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. 'Absolutely spiffing.' Percy scowled. 'That's enough, now,' said Mrs. Weasley. 'Mum!' said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. 'How really corking to see you--' - Fred and George, POA * 'I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.' - Dumbledore, PS * 'Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?' - McGonagall, POA 'For him?' shouted Snape. 'Expecto Patronum!' From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: she landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. 'After all this time?' 'Always.' - Snape and Dumbledore, DH You see that girl you just called odd? Her mother died when she was 9. You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of? Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years. You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets? He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud. You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall? His parents suffered a fate worse than death. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying. Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. I am the girl,that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. If you can't trust your friend who can you trust? Trust is the most important component of any relationship. If you do not trust a person, you probably do not consider them your friend. The building blocks of friendship are based on sharing the deepest parts of yourself and believing that they will be held sacred. You believe this about your friend and he believes it about you. The more you trust each other, the deeper the friendship that you have built. If you don't have trust in your friend, you don't have a friendship. Trust is confidence. A belief that one is what one says they are. A conviction that the truth is told to you. Trust is the expectation that someone is true to their statements. True to their actions. Trust is believing another will not lie to you, no matter how much it may hurt. Trust is a reliance on another. Trust is something that is earned by others when you keep information told to you in confidence without telling others. When you are nice to and protect your friends and family they learn to trust you. Trust is a sign that you are comfortable around someone, can be yourself, and are not in danger. Friendship - Who Is A True Friend The very first sign of a very good friend, not necessarily a true friend is that we are not worried about courtesies. You will call your friend at any hour and talk without any thought of time in your mind. Similarly, whenever you need support, you will call a very good friend and ask him/her to help you out. They expect the same from you. Another important trait of such a friendship is that we are not much worried about exposing our feelings. We speak about everything in our mind without worrying about what our friends will think. We are sure that they will take our talk in the spirit it was made. We are unguarded and open with friends in our talk. A true friend is a little more than a very good friend. A true friend will support you even if it hurts his/her own interest. A true friend will understand your motives and needs and will be with you without any analysis or criticism. A true friend will come forward to help without any request and be with us in need without showing it or expecting anything in return. With a true friend, you can be sure that you will get help to the extent possible by him/her. Nothing will remain unturned. You may meet a person and instantly know that you will be best friends forever. Other friendships develop over an extended period of time. In some friendships you may feel a sense of equality, while in others there may be a clear sense that one is giving more to the friendship then the other. There are no rules about how a friendship has to be. Being alone is one of the saddest conditions for a human being to experience. You may feel alone with your family, if you think that no one understands you. Often people are afraid to share who they are because they think that they will be rejected. However, if you are not sharing who you are, you are not truly with the people you love. On the other hand when you share you true self, you risk being rejected. A family does not consist of only blood relatives. Family is the people who love you and take care of you. People that you can turn to when you need help and they never judge you and they love you unconditionally. A family is what you make it to be. Families are also formed by kindred hearts adopting each other informally by an unspoken mutual understanding. The common denominator is how people consider each other as family in their hearts. That's what really matters most. Those you consider as family in your heart, and those who consider you as family in their heart Harry Potter Quotes: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: Hagrid: Who told you about Fluffy? Mr. Ollivander: Curious... very curious... Hermione:Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. [about Fluffy] Hagrid: [about Fluffy] Just play a bit of music and he falls straight asleep... I shouldn't have told you that! Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry! Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madam Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly! Draco Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley. Molly Weasley: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Fred, you next. [deleted scene] [deleted scene] [deleted scene] [deleted scene] Draco Malfoy: It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts Dudley Dursley: Daddy's gone mad hasn't he? Professor McGonagall: Albus, do you really think it safe, leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. They're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are... Harry: I can't be a-a-a wizard. I mean, I'm just Harry, just Harry. Ron: I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley. Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few... [during the final chess game; Harry looks around at the board] Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. Ron: [Harry and Ron arrive late to Transfiguration, relieved that Professor McGonagall isn't there yet] Whew, made it. Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late? Hagrid: You all right there, Harry? You seem very quiet. Professor McGonagall: [to Harry and Ron after beating the Mountain Troll] Five points... will be awarded to each of you. Fred Weasley: Well done, Harry. Wood's just told us. Sorting Hat: Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you? Harry: Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin. Sorting Hat: Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It's all here in your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No? Harry: Please, please. Anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin. Sorting Hat: Well if you're sure, better be... GRYFFINDOR! Draco Malfoy: You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there. [deleted scene] [last lines] [first lines] Hermione: [after Hermione and Harry sink in the Devil's Snare, Ron is still panicking] He's not relaxing, is he? Draco Malfoy Professor McGonagall Dumbledore I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather is in your wand, gave another feather--just one other. It is very curious indeed that you should be destined for this wand when its brother--why, its brother gave you that scar...Curious indeed how these things happen. The wand chooses the wizard, remember..." Mr. Ollivander, Page 85 Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign...to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection foever. It is in your very skin. Not Slytherin, eh?...Are you sure? You could be great, you know, it's all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that--no? Well, if you're sure--better by GRYFFINDOR! The Sorting Hat, Page 121 Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the Stone, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any Hogwarts to get expelled from! He'll flatten it, or turn it into a school for Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house cup? If I get caught before I can get to the Stone, well, I'll have to go back to the Dursleys and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only dying a bit later than I would have, because I am never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that trapdoor tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my parents, remember? Harry Potter, Page 270 But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. Ron and Hermione joined Neville, Seamus, and Dean the West Ham fan up in the top row. As a surprise for Harry, they had painted a large banner on one of the sheets Scabbers had ruined. It said Potter for President… "But will it cover all three of us?" said Ron. "All – all three of us?" "Oh, come off it, you don't think we'd let you go alone?" "Of course not," said Hermione briskly. "How do you think you'd get to the Stone without us?" Hermione, Ron and Harry …Harry could hardly believe it when he realized that he'd already been at Hogwarts two months. The castle felt more like home than Privet Drive ever had. It seemed to be a handsome, leather-covered book. Harry opened it curiously. It was full of wizard photographs. Smiling and waving at him from every page were his mother and father. "Sent owls off ter all yer parents' old school friends, askin' for photos… knew yeh didn' have any… d'yeh like it?" Harry couldn't speak, but Hagrid understood. Hagrid "There are all kinds of courage," said Dumbledore, smiling. "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville Longbottom." Dumbledore “So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" ... “Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" “Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!” “She was a very pretty woman. She had dark red hair and her eyes -- her eyes are just like mine, Harry thought, edging a little closer to the glass. Bright green -- exactly the same shape, but then he noticed that she was crying; smiling, but crying at the same time. The tall, thin, black-haired man standing next to her put his arm around her. He wore glasses, and his hair was very untidy. It stuck up at the back, just like Harry's did. Harry was so close to the mirror now that his nose was nearly touching that of his reflection. "Mum?" he whispered. "Dad?" They just looked at him, smiling. And slowly, Harry looked into the faces of the other people in the mirror and saw other pairs of green eyes like his, other noses like his, even a little old man who looked as though he had Harry's knobbly knees -- Harry was looking at his family, for the first time in his life. The Potters smiled and waved at Harry and he stared hungrily back at them, his hands pressed flat against the glass as though he was hoping to fall right through it and reach them. He had a powerful kind of ache inside of him, half joy, half terrible sadness.” Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Lucius Malfoy: Mr. Potter! Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me, your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you. Ron: Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out? Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices. Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs. Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you? Oliver Wood: I don't believe it! Where you think you're going, Flint? Hermione: He called me a mudblood. Ron: It's not much, but it's home. Hermione: Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets. Ron: Do you think it's true? Do you think there really is a Chamber of Secrets? Ron: You're a parselmouth! Why didn't you tell us? Draco Malfoy: [to Harry, disguised as Goyle] Why are you wearing glasses? Harry: Wish you were here, Hermione. We need you. Now more than ever. Dumbledore: You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules. [last lines] Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Ron: [spellotaping his broken wand] Say it, I'm doomed. Hermione: It's a bit strange, isn't it? Hermione: Look, Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it? Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day. Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper? Molly Weasley: Now don't forget to speak very, very clearly. Gilderoy Lockhart: Let's have a volunteer pair. Potter, Weasley, how about you? [deleted scene] Draco Malfoy: Father always said that Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place. Dobby: Dobby is... free. Mrs. Weasley: RONALD WEASLEY! How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's facing an inquiry at work, and it's entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, we'll bring you straight home! Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "Follow the butterflies"? “Fear of the Name increases fear of the thing its self.” “You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.” “Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.” “The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – " “Hang on..." Harry muttered to Ron. "There's an empty chair at the staff table...Where's Snape?" “He missed Hogwarts so much it was like having a constant stomachache. He missed the castle, with its secret passageways and ghosts, his classes, … the mail arriving by owl, eating banquets in the Great Hall, sleeping in his four-poster bed in the tower dormitory, visiting the gamekeeper, Hagrid, in his cabin next to the Forbidden Forest in the grounds, and especially, Quidditch, the most popular sport in the wizarding world” “Jiggery pokery, hocus pocus, squiggly wiggly” "Now – be warned! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind! You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here. All I ask is that you remain calm." - Gilderoy Lockhart Wooden filing cabinets stood around the walls; from their labels, Harry could see that they contained details of every pupil Filch had ever punished. Fred and George Weasley had an entire drawer to themselves. "Excuse me?" said Ron sharply. "What d’you mean, a bit of whoever we’re changing into? I’m drinking nothing with Crabbe’s toenails in it – " Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban: Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets. Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology. Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance! [last lines] Harry: [voice-over] I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. [writing appears, and the credits roll to end] Harry: Mischief managed. [the writing on the parchment fades away] Harry: Nox. [fade to black] Harry: What's the holdup? Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show? Harry: Now what? Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map." Sirius Black: I expect you're tired of hearing this, but you look so like your father. Except your eyes. You have... Ron: [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie... Professor Lupin: The very first time I saw you Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They're your mother; Lily's. Yes, I knew her. You mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn't see it in themselves. Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You're more like them then you know, Harry. In time you'll come to see just how much. Ron: Who do you think that is? Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world? [Hermione looks at Ron's broken leg, and they flirt by mimicking Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson] Professor Lupin: [commenting on Sirius' ragged looks] Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within. Shrunken Head: Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock! Ron: She's gone mental, Hermione has. I mean, not that she wasn't always mental, but now it's out in the open for everyone to see! [about the newspaper clipping Ron was showing Harry and Hermione] [Harry has just successfully conjured a Patronus] [the Fat Lady has finally let them into Gryffindor Tower; both Harry and Seamus are talking at the same time] Hermione: Headmaster, you've got to stop them! They've got the wrong man! [about Sirius] [about Hogwarts] “Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light.” “You think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly in times of great trouble?” “What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed?" said Black, with a terrible fury in his face. "Only innocent lives, Peter!" “Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?” “The Forbidden Forest looked as though it had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, and Hagrid's cabin looked like an iced cake.” “A gigantic tortoise with a jewel-encrusted shell was glittering near the window.” "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in." - Minerva McGonagall Then he stood up, stretched, and checked the time on the luminous alarm clock on his bedside table. "It's all Malfoy's fault, Hagrid!" said Hermione earnestly. "Potter trusted Black beyond all his other friends. Nothing changed when they left school. Black was best man when James married Lily. Then they named him godfather to Harry." (10.3.145) It was a stag. It was shining brightly as the moon above [...] it was coming back to him [...] "You know Harry, in a way you did see your father last night [...] You found him inside yourself." (22.3.56) Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. Ron Weasley: How did you get there? I was just talking to you over there! And now you're there! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Ron: [discussing inviting dates to the Yule Ball] This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without dates! Well, us and Neville. Ron: Oh look, Mum's sent me something. Harry: Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them? Hermione: Harry, you told me you'd figured that egg out weeks ago! The task is two days from now! Hermione: Victor's gone to get drinks. Would you care to join us? [after Harry almost dies in the First Task] Ron: Do you think we'll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts? Hermione: It's not going to work. Hermione: Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvarti that Hagrid's looking for you. rthur Weasley: Get out of the kitchen, Ron! Everybody's hungry! Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons! Dumbledore: Today we acknowledge a really terrible loss. Cedric Diggory was, as you all know, exceptionally hard working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend. Therefore, I feel you have the right to know exactly how he died. You see, Cedric Diggory was murdered, by Lord Voldemort. The Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you this. But not to do so I feel would be an insult to his memory. Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Cedric Diggory will not have died in vain. You remember that, and we'll celebrate a boy who was kind, and honest, and brave, and true. Right to the very end. It is my belief, however, that the truth is generally preferable to lies, and that any attempt to pretend that Cedric died as the result of an accident, or some sort of blunder of his own, is an insult to his memory. (37.51) Ron: What do you suppose is on Karkaroff's arm? Hagrid: I remember when I first met you all. Biggest bunch of misfits I ever set eyes on! You reminded me of myself a little. And here we all are, four years later. “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” “He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy...” “Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days." “Who're you going with, then?" said Ron. “I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...” “I love magic!” “Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers. "I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks.” But she didn't look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material, and she was holding herself differently, somehow – or maybe it was merely the absence of the twenty or so books she usually had slung over her back. She was also smiling – rather nervously, it was true – but the reduction in the size of her front teeth was more noticeable than ever; Harry couldn't understand how he had never spotted it before. (23.75) Professor McGonagall: Now, Mr. Weasley, put your right hand on my waist. Ron: Whaaa? Olympe Maxime: It's wrong, I tell you!Igor Karkaroff: You French tart! Everything is a conspiracy theory with you!Albus Dumbledore: Quiet! I can't think!Karkaroff: Everything is a conspiracy theory!Maxime: I protest!Dumbledore: Harry!Maxime: I protest!Dumbledore: Harry. [Grabs him] Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?Harry: No, sir.Dumbledore: Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?Harry: No, sir.Dumbledore: You're absolutely sure?Harry: Yes. Yes, sir.Maxime: But of course he is lying!Barty Crouch Jr.: (as Mad-Eye Moody) The hell he is! The Goblet of Fire is an exceptionally powerful magical object. Only an exceptionally powerful Confundus Charm could have hoodwinked it. Magic way beyond the talents of a fourth-year!Karkaroff: You seem to have given this a fair bit of thought, Mad-Eye!Crouch: (as Mad-Eye) [threateningly] It was once my job to think as dark wizards do, Karkaroff. Perhaps you remember?Dumbledore: This doesn't help, Alastor! Leave this to you, Barty.Barty Crouch, Sr.: The rules are absolute. The Goblet of Fire constitutes a binding magical contract. Mr. Potter has no choice. He is, as of tonight... a Triwizard champion. Parvati[Looking at Hermione] She looks beautiful!Harry[Looking at Cho] Yeah, she does... Wha- [Turns around and sees Hermione coming down the stairs. Noticing how beautiful she really looks, he smiles gently, agreeing with Parvati] Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Lord Voldemort: [to Dumbledore via Harry's voice] You've lost, old man. Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement! Luna Lovegood: [regarding Hogwarts's Food] I hope they have pudding. Hermione Granger: Um... Hi! You all know why we're here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who's had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts. Neville Longbottom: So how are we going to get to London? Harry Potter: How come you're not at the feast? Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out. Sirius Black: If anyone's got a right to know it's Harry. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't even know Voldemort was back! He's not a child, Molly! Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom, isn't it? How's mum and dad? [last lines] Sirius Black: Get away from my Godson! Harry Potter: [teaching Dumbledore's Army] Working hard is important, but there's something else that's even more important: believing in yourself. Look at it this way: every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now - students. If they can do it, why not us? Sirius Black: When all this is over we'll be a proper family. You'll see. “This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this. ” “Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall. “I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside.” “You can laugh, but people used to believe there was no such thing as the blubbering humdinger and the crumple horned snorkak!” “We won't be seeing you,' Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick. Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch,' said George, mounting his own. Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd. 'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley -- Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,' he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!' Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge. STOP THEM!' shrieked Umbridge, but it was oo late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd. Give her hell from us, Peeves.' But the great black dog gave a joyful bark and gamboled around them, snapping at pigeons and chasing its own tail. Harry couldn't help laughing. Sirius had been trapped inside for a very long time. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: [Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library] Ron Weasley: It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon. Professor Minerva McGonagall: Potter, take Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there. Ron Weasley: [to Hermione and Ginny] He'll be here, soon. [after telling Harry to close his eyes, Ginny hides his book somewhere in the Room of Requirement, then comes back, and gives him a soft kiss on the lips] Ron Weasley: How much are these? Horace Slughorn: [talking to Harry about his fish] It was a student who gave me Francis. One Spring afternoon I discovered a bowl on my desk, just a few inches of clear water in it. Floating on the surface was a flower petal. As I washed, it sank. Just when it reached the bottom, it transformed into a wee fish. It was beautiful magic, wondrous to the behold. The flower petal had come from a lily, your mother. The day I came downstairs, the day the bowl was empty, was the day your mother... Horace Slughorn: [shocked] Harry! Harry Potter: Sorry I made you miss the carriages by the way, Luna. [last lines] Horace Slughorn: Harry! I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately! Ron Weasley: [about Ginny and Dean] What do you think he sees in her? Harry Potter: [talking to Slughorn] Be brave, Professor. Be brave like my mother... Otherwise, you disgrace her. Otherwise, she died for nothing. Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty... forever. Horace Slughorn: Exactly how did you get out of the castle, Harry? Rubeus Hagrid: [talking about Aragog] I had him from an egg, you know? Tiny little thing he was when he hatched. No bigger than a Pekingese. A Pekingese, mind you! Ginny Weasley: [Hermione is holding hands with an unconscious Ron in the hospital wing. Ginny gets up and walks past Harry] About time, don't you think? Draco Malfoy: [looking at Harry's broken nose] Nice face, Potter! [Slughorn is snipping tentacular leaves through a window in the greenhouse; Harry, who is walking by, notices Slughorn and walks up behind him. Slughorn is startled] [Harry and Luna are the last two students to arrive at the school] Hermione Granger: How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny? [Harry gulps down the Felix Felicis] [Harry is reading a newspaper] Harry Potter: I'm not coming back Hermione. I've got to finish whatever Dumbledore started, and I don't know where that'll lead me, but I'll let you and Ron know where I am when I can. “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" “You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest." “He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through and through." “Dumbledore will only leave from Hogwarts when there are none loyal to him!” “We'll be there, Harry," said Ron “Harry looked around; there was Ginny running toward him; she had a hard blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her. After several long moments, or it might have been half an hour-or possibly several sunlit days- they broke apart.” “What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!” Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: [Whacking Ron with a backpack with each word after he returns] You-complete-arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey' [Referring to Hermione] We won't last two days without her. [pause] Don't tell her I said that. The deluminator. It doesn't just turn off lights. I don't know how it worked but Christmas morning, I was sleeping in this little pub, keeping away from some Snatchers, and I heard it. A voice. Your voice, Hermione. You said my name. Just my name. Like a whisper. So I took it, clicked it and this tiny ball of light appeared. And I knew. It flew towards me, the ball of light, right through my chest and straight through me. Right here. [touches his heart] And I knew it was going to take me where I needed to go. [After Luna calls him, "Sir"] Sir? I like her very much! [After dropping a chandelier from the ceiling] Dobby did not mean to kill anyone! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure! (when yelled at by Bellatrix about defying his masters) Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends! [last words] Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter Neville Longbottom: [Confronting Death Eaters on the train] Hey losers, he isn't here. Luna Lovegood: [to her father] Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just too polite to say so. Ginny Weasley: [while Harry zips her dress up] Seems silly, doesn't it? A wedding. Given everything that's going on.Harry Potter: Maybe that's the best reason to have it. Because of everything that's going on.[She turns to him and they kiss. George sneaks into the kitchen silently; he stirs s cup of tea and sticks the spoon in the hole where his ear was.]George Weasley: [after Ginny spots him and stopped kissing Harry] Morning. Hermione Granger: [upon arriving at Godric's Hollow] We should have taken Polyjuice.Harry Potter: No... this is where I was born. I won't return as someone else. Harry Potter: This is mental.Hermione Granger: Completely.Ron Weasley: The world's mental. Kingsley Shacklebolt: [pointing his wand at Lupin] The last words that Albus Dumbledore said to the pair of us?Remus Lupin: "Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him." Fred Weasley: [walking into burrow and seeing the injured George] George! How do you feel?George Weasley: [quietly] Saint-like.Fred Weasley: [confused pause] Come again?George Weasley: Saint like. I'm holy... [Points to spot where his ear is missing] Holey, get it?Fred Weasley: [laughs quietly] The whole world of ear-related humor, and you go for, "I'm holy"? You're pathetic.George Weasley: Reckon I'm still better looking than you. Ron Weasley: How long do you think she'll stay mad at me?Harry Potter: Just keep talking about that little ball of light touching your heart, and she'll come 'round Kingsley Shacklebolt: What gave you away?Harry Potter: Hedwig, I think. She was trying to protect me. Vernon Dursley: This isn't just goodbye, boy, is it? This is farewell.Dudley Dursley: I don't understand. Isn't he coming with us?Vernon Dursley: Who?Dudley Dursley: Harry.Vernon Dursley: Absolutely notDudley Dursley: Why?Vernon Dursley: Why? [stammering] Because he doesn't want to. Do you, boy?Harry Potter: Absolutely not, no. Besides, I'm just a waste of space. Isn't that right, Vernon?Vernon Dursley: Come on Dudley. We're off.[Dudley shakes Harry's hand]Dudley Dursley: I don't think you're a waste of space.Harry Potter: Thanks. [Dudley goes back to the car with his parents[Smiles at Dudley] See you, Big D. [Harry finds Aunt Petunia standing alone in the empty living room]Aunt Petunia: I have lived in this house for twenty years, and now in a single night, I'm expected to leave.Harry Potter: They'll torture you. If they think for a moment you know where I'm going, they'll stop at nothing.Aunt Petunia: [pause] You think I don't know what they're capable of? You didn't just lose a mother that night in Godric's Hollow, you know. I lost a sister. [leaves] Luna Lovegood: [after Dobby dies] We should close his eyes. Don't you think? Harry Potter: [about Ron, after he returns] You're not still mad at him, are you? [last lines] [Harry is about go away from the Weasley house] Hermione Granger: We didn't celebrate your birthday, Harry. Ginny and I... we'd prepared a cake. We were going to bring it out at the end of the wedding. [Harry and Hermione stands at Lily's and James' grave in Godric's Hollow. Hermione sees the tears that streams down his face. She magically leaves a wreath of Christmas roses by it with her wand. Harry stares at them with an emotional face] Harry Potter: It was you! Hermione Granger: That'll be the books Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: Harry Potter: [to James, Lily, Sirus and Remus] I never wanted any of you to die for me. Ron Weasley: We can end this. Minerva McGonagall: Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries. Protect us! Lily Potter: Harry, you are so loved. Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong. Harry Potter: You'll stay with me? Molly Weasley: [to Bellatrix Lestrange] Not my daughter, you bitch! Neville Longbottom: [to the Snatchers] Ya, you and whose army? Professor Severus Snape: [to the Hogwart's students] If anyone here knows any knowledge of Mr. Potter's movements this evening, I invite them to step forward... now. Luna Lovegood: Harry, wait, I need to talk to you. Argus Filch: [about the Slytherin students] Where exactly will I be leading them to, ma'am? Ginny Weasley: [Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville have entered the Room of Requirement] Harry! Harry Potter: Why are you here, all of you? Professor Albus Dumbledore: You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man. Remus Lupin: It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers. Neville Longbottom: [discussing a battle strategy] Are you really giving us permission to do this? Minerva McGonagall: I've always wanted to use that spell. Gregory Goyle: [aiming at Hermione] Avada Kedavra! Minerva McGonagall: And Potter... it's good to see you. Harry Potter: And Remus, your son... Harry Potter: I have to go back, haven't I? Harry Potter: Ginny! Neville! Are you all right? Harry Potter: Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head? Professor Severus Snape: Look at me... you have your mother's eyes. Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone. Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry? Harry Potter: You were right. When you told Professor Snape that wand was failing you. It will always fail you! Remus Lupin: [Deleted scene] [last lines] [first lines] Albus Severus Potter: Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin? Professor Severus Snape: [Trying to staunch the bleeding wound on Snape's neck, Harry suddenly notices that Snape is crying light, almost crystal tears. Snape gestures towards his eyes] Take them... take them, please. Harry Potter: [Walking into a clearing in the Forest, Harry pulls the Snitch from his pocket] I'm ready to die. Hermione Granger: [Walking out of Dumbledore's office, now knowing what he must do, Harry sees Ron and Hermione holding each other on the Grand Staircase. Upon hearing his footsteps, Hermione stands up to face him] Where have you been? Ginny Weasley: (in the room of requirement, after Cho said she would take Harry to Ravenclaw's common room) No, Luna will take him, won't you Luna!" Ginny Weasley: Who is that? Hagrid's carrying? Neville, who is it?Lord Voldemort: Harry Potter... is dead!Ginny Weasley: No! No!Lord Voldemort: Silence! [fires a spell towards Ginny, causing her to back down] Stupid girl. Harry Potter is dead. [to Hogwarts' assembled] From this day forth, you put your faith... in me. [to Death Eaters] Harry Potter is dead! [He and his Death Eaters laugh] And now, it is the time to declare yourself. Come forward and join us... or die.Lucius Malfoy: Draco! Draco.Narcissa Malfoy: Draco, come.[Reluctantly, Draco walks over to Voldemort, who hugs him]Lord Voldemort: Well done, Draco. Well done. [Draco walks to his parents. Neville comes forward] Well, I must say, I hoped for better. [Death Eaters laugh] And who might you be, young man?Neville Longbottom: Neville Longbottom. [Death Eaters laugh]Bellatrix Lestrange: Ha-ha!Lord Voldemort: Well, Neville, I'm sure we can find a place for you in our ranks.Neville Longbottom: I'd like to say something.Lord Voldemort: Well, Neville, I'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say.Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.Seamus Finnigan: Stand down, Neville.Neville Longbottom: People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. He's still with us, in here. [gestures to chest] So's Fred, Remus, Tonks... all of them. They didn't die in vain. [to Voldemort] But you will, 'cause you're wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us, for all of us! It's not over![He draws the Sword of Gryffindor, Harry wakes up, jumps out of Hagrid's arms, and pulls out his wand, much to Voldemort's shock]Harry Potter: Confringo![He fires a spell at Voldemort's snake, Nagini, but it reflects onto the Death Eaters. As Harry begins to run, Voldemort, now enraged, fires several Killing Curses at Harry. As he does, some of his Death Eaters begin to retreat]Bellatrix Lestrange: [her last words] No! No, come back! Lucius! Come on! Come on and fight![Some Death Eaters continue to retreat, but many stay behind to join Voldemort, who is about to charge the castle]Harry Potter: [to Ron, Hermione, and Neville] I'll lure him into the castle! We have to kill the snake.Hermione Granger: [to Neville] You'll need this![Neville prepares to fight with the sword]Arthur Weasley: Neville!Lord Voldemort: NO!! [Fires a curse on Neville, sending him flying. Voldemort and Nagini disappear, while Lucius, Draco, and Narcissa leave Hogwarts] [Last lines]Albus Severus Potter: Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?Harry Potter: Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was the bravest man I've ever known.Albus Severus Potter: But just say that I am.Harry Potter: Then Slytherin House will have gained a wonderful, young wizard. But, listen, if it really means that much to you, you can choose Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.Albus Severus Potter: Really?Harry Potter: Really. Ready?Albus Severus Potter: Ready. Lord Voldemort: “Why do you live?” Ginny Weasley: "So then I thought, I'd like you to have something to remember me by, you know, if you meet some veela when you're off doing whatever you're doing." Harry Potter: "I'd never have believed it. The man who taught me to fight Dementors - a coward." Twilight: Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something. Bella Swan, Twilight, Preface, p.1 My primary motivation behind buying a car, despite the scarcity of my funds, was that I refused to be driven around town in a car with red and blue lights on top. Nothing slows down traffic like a cop. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.5 The thing, I thought to myself… it had possibilities — as a nickname, at the very least. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.7 Good luck tended to avoid me. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.11 I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.14 I stared because their faces, so different, so similar, were all devastatingly, inhumanly beautiful. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.19 So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that. Mike Newton, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.25 If I were lucky enough to sit by you, I would have talked to you. Mike Newton, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.26 It’s a good thing he’s happily married. A lot of the nurses at the hospital have a hard time concentrating on their work with him around. Charlie Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.37 Edward Cullen is staring at you. Jessica Stanley, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.42 His fingers were ice-cold, like he’d been holding them in a snowdrift before class. But that wasn’t why I jerked my hand away so quickly. When he touched me, it stung my hand as if an electric current had passed through us. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.45 I vividly remembered the flat black color of his eyes the last time he’d glared at me — the color was striking against the background of his pale skin and his auburn hair. Today, his eyes were a completely different color: a strange ocher, darker than butterscotch, but with the same golden tone. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.46 Edward Cullen was leaning against the front door of the Volvo, three cars down from me, and staring intently in my direction. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.52 How did you get over here so fast? Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57 He unleashed the full, devastating power of his eyes on me, as if trying to communicate something crucial. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57 That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.67 As always, I was electrically aware of Edward sitting close enough to touch, as distant as if he were merely an invention of my imagination. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.72 I considered taking out the rear of his shiny Volvo, but there were too many witnesses. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.77 I wasn’t interesting. And he was. Interesting… and brilliant… and mysterious… and perfect… and beautiful… and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.79 It felt like the heat of my anger should physically burn him, but he only seemed more amused. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.82 Do you have a multiple personality disorder? Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.82 I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.84 I can’t imagine why that would be frustrating at all — just because someone refuses to tell you what they’re thinking, even if all the while they’re making cryptic little remarks specifically designed to keep you up at night wondering what they could possibly mean… now, why would that be frustrating? Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90 You’ve got a bit of a temper, don’t you? Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90 His voice was like melting honey. I could imagine how much more overwhelming his eyes would be. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.102 I was completely absorbed, except for one small part of my mind that wondered what Edward was doing now, and trying to imagine what he would be saying if he were here with me. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 6, p.117 Do I dazzle you? Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.168 He stared into my eyes, and I saw how light his eyes were, lighter than I’d ever seen them, golden butterscotch. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.170 I feel very safe with you. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.170 He turned to look at me with a wistful expression. The golden eyes held mine, and I lost my train of thought. I stared at him until he looked away. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.186 About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.195 You take everything so coolly — it’s unnatural. It makes me wonder what you’re really thinking. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.198 I can’t explain it right… but he’s even more unbelievable behind the face.The vampire who wanted to be good — who ran around saving people’s lives so he wouldn’t be a monster… Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.204 I was stunned by the unexpected electricity that flowed through me, amazed that it was possible to be more aware of him than I already was. A crazy impulse to reach over and touch him, to stroke his perfect face just once in the darkness, nearly overwhelmed me. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.219 His face startled me — his expression was torn, almost pained, and so fiercely beautiful that the ache to touch him flared as strong as before. My goodbye stuck in my throat. He raised his hand, hesitant, conflict raging in his eyes, and then swiftly brushed the length of my cheekbone with his fingertips. His skin was as icy as ever, but the trail his fingers left on my skin was alarmingly warm — like I’d been burned, but didn’t feel the pain of it yet. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.220 What if his family was there? I felt a wave of real terror. Did they know that I knew? Was I supposed to know that they knew that I knew, or not? Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.221 It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way… the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think? Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.233 He grinned his crooked smile at me, stopping my breath and my heart. I couldn’t imagine how an angel could be any more glorious. There was nothing about him that could be improved upon. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.241 Alice is the most… supportive. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.244 People are predictable. But you… you never do what I expect. You always take me by surprise. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.245 Be safe. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.249 His cold touch on my skin never failed to make my heart thud erratically. Twice, when that happened, I caught a look on his face that made me sure he could somehow hear it. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.257 Would you understand what I meant if I said I was only human? Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.263 At the time, all I could think was, ‘Not her.’ Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.272 And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb.What a sick, masochistic lion. Edward Cullen, Bella Swan Twilight, Chapter 13, p.274 Will you turn into a bat? Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.279 Come on, little coward, climb on my back. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.279 He hesitated — not in the normal way, the human way. Not the way a man might hesitate before he kissed a woman, to gauge her reaction, to see how he would be received. Perhaps he would hesitate to prolong the moment, that ideal moment of anticipation, sometimes better than the kiss itself. Edward hesitated to test himself, to see if this was safe, to make sure he was still in control of his need. And then his cold, marble lips pressed very softly against mine. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.282 Just give me a minute to restart my heart. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.297 Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.306 But you see, just because we’ve been… dealt a certain hand… it doesn’t mean that we can’t choose to rise above — to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted. To try to retain whatever essential humanity we can. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.307 What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me! Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 15, p.319 Wait… Which one is Edwin? Charlie Swan, Twilight, Chapter 17, p.357 I’m Carlisle. This is my family, Emmett and Jasper, Rosalie, Esme and Alice, Edward and Bella. Carlisle Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.377 I love you. I will always love you, no matter what happens now. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 19, p.391 It’s like you’ve taken half my self away with you. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.418 Could you believe that, despite everything I’ve put you through, I love you, too? Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.418 And what if you get hurt, Alice? Do you think that’s okay with me? Do you think it’s only my human family he can hurt me with? Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 21, p.425 I imagined that I had stayed at the airport to meet Edward. I visualized how I would stand on my toes, the sooner to see his face. How quickly, how gracefully he would move through the crowds of people separating us. And then I would run to close those last few feet between us — reckless as always — and I would be in his marble arms, finally safe. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 22, p.440 I was not finished kissing you. Don’t make me come over there. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.463 I’ll be the first to admit that I have no experience with relationships. But it just seems logical… a man and woman have to be somewhat equal… as in, one of them can’t always be swooping in and saving the other one. They have to save each other equally. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.473 I can’t always be Lois Lane. I want to be Superman, too. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.474 You are my life. You’re the only thing it would hurt me to lose. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.474 I’m betting on Alice. Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.480 I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening. Edward Cullen, Twilight, Epilogue, p.483 Mostly I dream about being with you forever. Bella Swan, Twilight, Epilogue, p.498 New Moon: I was ninety-nine point nine percent sure I was dreaming. Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.3 I didn’t have to look to know who it was; this was a voice I would know anywhere — know, and respond to, whether I was awake or asleep… or even dead, I’d bet. The voice I’d walk through fire for — or, less dramatically, slosh every day through the cold and endless rain for. Edward. Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.4 Well, Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It’s just something he does in the sun. Don’t worry about it… Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.4 You’re only a senior once. Might as well document the experience. Alice Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.9 How many times have you been a senior? Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.9 I’d forgotten how much I really liked Jacob Black. Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 5, p.131 Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good. Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 8, p.200 More than anything, I wanted to be fierce and deadly, someone no one would dare mess with. Someone who would scare Sam Uley silly. I wanted to be a vampire. Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 11, p.263 If you think I’m going to remind her about that, then you had better think again. She’s only just starting to get over it, and mostly because of Jacob, I think. If whatever Jacob has going on with this Sam character sends her back into that depression, then Jacob is going to have to answer to me. Charlie Swan, New Moon, Chapter 11, p.275 Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars — points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything. Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.514 My heart hasn’t beat in almost ninety years, but this was different. It was like my heart was gone — like I was hollow. Like I’d left everything that was inside me here with you. Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.515 Option three: Edward loved me. The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken by absence, distance, or time. And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant or perfect than me he might be, he was as irreversibly altered as I was. As I would always belong to him, so would he always be mine. Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 24, p.527 Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down. Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 24, p.540 Bella Swan: [Runs at Sam] What did you do? Paul: Hey! Bella Swan: What did you do to him? Sam Uley: Hey, easy. Embry Call: Watch it! Bella Swan: He didn't want this! [Hitting Paul on the chest] Paul: Ow! But we do? What did he do, hmm? What? Did he tell you? Sam Uley: [Holding Paul back] Both of you! Calm down. Bella Swan: [She pushes past Sam and gets into Paul's face] Nothing! He tells me nothing because he's scared of you! [Paul begins to laugh, along with Jared and Embry] Bella Swan: [She becomes angry and suddenly slaps Paul across the face] Sam Uley: [Trying to hold Paul back] Paul don't. Jared: Too late now. Sam Uley: Bella get back. [Bella begins to back up slowly as she watches Paul breathe] Sam Uley: [Paul begins to breathe deeply causing growls to escape his throat] Bella get back now. Get back. [Paul suddenly begins to snarl like mad as he shape-shifts into his wolf form. Bella gasps as she sees this and begins to walk backwards] Alice Cullen: It's time, it's time. Esme Cullen: Happy Birthday, Bella. Alice Cullen: Let's open your presents, there's a cake too. Bella Swan: Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat. [Alice hands her a present] Bella Swan: Thanks [Bella drops it quickly] Bella Swan: Ow, paper cut. Felix: The girl comes with us. Edward Cullen: You can go to hell. Edward Cullen: It's my job to protect you. From everyone, except my sister. Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman? Hot. Edward Cullen: [scoffs] Emmett Cullen: What? Quil Ateara: So this is your girlfriend, huh? Jacob Black: [looks around awkwardly] I said she was a girl who was a friend Quil Ateara: [looks at Embry] Do you remember him making that distinction? Embry Call: No I don't. Jared: These are trade secrets! She runs with vampires! Bella Swan: You can't really run with vampires. They're very fast. Jared: Well, we're faster. Freaked out yet? Bella Swan: You're not the first monsters I've met. Sam Uley: Jake's right, you're good with weird Edward Cullen: [Bella and Edward are discussing when Bella will be changed, Edward is speaking to Bella] I just have one condition if you want me to do it myself. Bella Swan: What's the condition? Edward Cullen: And then forever. Bella Swan: That's what I'm asking. Edward Cullen: [dramatic pause] Marry me, Bella. Edward Cullen: Heaven. Bella Swan: [Bella runs into Edward in attempt to get in back in the shadows] You have to move! Open your eyes, look at me. I'm alive. You have to move! [Edward grabs Bella and goes into the shadows] Edward Cullen: You're here! Bella Swan: I'm here. Edward Cullen: [Smiles] You're alive! Bella Swan: Yes... I needed you to see me once. You had to know that I was alive. You didn't need to feel guilty about it. I can let you go now. Edward Cullen: I could never let go of you. I just couldn't live in a world where you didn't exist. Bella Swan: [puzzled] But you said... Edward Cullen: I lied. I had to lie, and you believed me so easily. Bella Swan: [Starts crying] Because it doesn't make sense for you to love me. I'm nothing... Human. Nothing. Edward Cullen: Bella, you're everything to me. Everything. Edward Cullen: I'm not technically breaking any of his rules. He did say never to take a step through his door, but I came in through the window. He's not going to forgive me easily. Bella Swan: I know. Edward Cullen: Can you? I hope you can, because, I honestly don't know how to live without you. Bella Swan: Come here. [Bella Kisses him] Bella Swan: Once Alice changes me, you can't get rid of me. Edward Cullen: She won't need to change you. There are always ways to keep the Volturi in the dark. Bella Swan: No. Bella Swan: You all know what I want. And I know it's a lot to ask for. The only fair way I can think of is if we put this to a vote. Edward Cullen: Bella, you don't know what you're doing. Bella Swan: [to Edward] Just... shut up. Bella Swan: Alice? Alice Cullen: I already consider you my sister... Yes! Bella Swan: Thank you. Jasper Whitlock: I vote yes. It would be nice not to want to kill you all the time. Rosalie Hale: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother. But this isn't a life I would have chosen for myself. And I wish that there had been someone to vote no for me. So no. Emmett Cullen: I vote hell yeah! We can pick a fight with the Volturi some other way. Esme Cullen: I already think of you as part of the family. Yes! Edward Cullen: Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've chosen not to live without her, which leaves me no choice. I won't lose my son. Edward Cullen: Just give me five years and I'll change you. Bella Swan: That's too long. Edward Cullen: Three? [Bella glares at him] Edward Cullen: You're so stubborn. Bella Swan: What are you waiting for? Edward Cullen: I have one condition... if you want me to do it myself. Bella Swan: What's the condition? Edward Cullen: And then forever. Bella Swan: That's what I'm asking. [last lines] Edward Cullen: Marry me, Bella. Bella Swan: [to Jacob] Please don't make me choose. Because it will be him, everytime. It's always been him. Jacob Black: 108 degrees over here. Bella Swan: My hands are freezing. Must be nice never getting cold. Jacob Black: It's a wolf thing. Bella Swan: No, it's a Jacob thing, you could be like your own sun. Jacob Black: [to Edward] You stay the hell out of my head! Edward Cullen: Jacob, I know you have something to say to me. but I'd like to say something to you if that's alright. Thank you. Thank you for... keeping Bella alive when I didn't. Jacob Black: No, you didn't. And it wasn't for your benefit trust me. Edward Cullen: I'm still grateful. But I'm here now. I'm not leaving her side until she orders me away. Jacob Black: We'll see. Hey, my turn to talk. I'm here to remind you of a key point in the treaty. Edward Cullen: I haven't forgotten. Bella Swan: What key point? Jacob Black: If any of them bites a human, the truce is over. Bella Swan: But if I choose it it has nothing to do with you. Jacob Black: No I won't let you. you're not going to be one of them Bella! Bella Swan: It's not up to you. Jacob Black: You know what we'll do to you, I won't have a choice. Jacob Black: Bella come please. Bella Swan: No, is he going to hurt me? Read his mind. Edward Cullen: [assures her] Bella Swan: Jake, I love you. So please, don't make me choose. Cause it'll be him. It's always been him. Jacob Black: [whispers] Bella? Edward Cullen: [walks over to Bella] G'bye Jacob. Jacob Black: [Grabs Bella's arm] No you don't speak for her! Edward Cullen: [shoves Jacob and he phases into wolf midair. Lands and growls madly at Edward] Edward Cullen: Bella get out of here Jacob Black: [rushes towards Edward, teeth showing] Bella Swan: STOP! Stop. You can't hurt each other without hurting me. Jacob Black: [stops growling abruptly, rushes off into woods] Bella Swan: [softly towards him] Jake! Bella Swan: I thought you couldn't protect me here. Jacob Black: Guess I don't care. Alice Cullen: [incredulous] Well, *I'm* not gonna hurt her. Jacob Black: No, you're just a harmless Cullen. I'm talking about the other bloodsucker who tried to kill Bella because of you. Alice Cullen: [turning to Bella] Victoria? Bella Swan: Yeah, Victoria's been around. Alice Cullen: I didn't see her. I didn't see you get pulled out of the water, either. [Alice turns and looks distastefully at Jacob] Alice Cullen: I can't see past you and your pack of mutts. Jacob Black: [moves toward Alice] Don't get me upset. Bella Swan: [runs between Jacob and Alice] Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Jacob Black: ...or things are gonna get very ugly. Edward Cullen: [Discussion on whether Bella should become a vampire] All right forget time limits. If you want me to be the one, then you'll just have to meet one condition. Bella Swan: What condition? Edward Cullen: Marry me. Bella Swan: Okay, what's the punch line? Edward Cullen: You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke. Bella Swan: O'Cmon. I'm only eighteen! Edward Cullen: Well I'm nearly one hundred and ten. It's time I settled down. Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods! Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you. Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky. Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human. Jessica: A bear, maybe? Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed. Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen. Angela: Well, I saw it. Bella Swan: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear. Angela: Hm. Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend! Jacob Black: So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies? Mike: No, not really. Jacob Black: I heard it sucks. Bad. Mike: Hey... Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? Jacob Black: Right... Yeah. Well, she's buying my ticket for me. Mike: Right... Okay. Bella Swan: Well, Jessica bailed and Angela's got the stomach flu so Eric's taking care of her... It's just us three. Jacob Black: Great... Mike: Great... Quil Ateara: So the bike building story's true? Bella Swan: Oh yeah, I taught him everything he knows. Quil Ateara: What about the part where you're his girlfriend? Bella Swan: Uh, we're friends... Embry Call: Ooh, burn! Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman? Hot. Edward Cullen: [scoffs] Emmett Cullen: What? Edward Cullen: I'm not technically breaking any of his rules. He did say never to take a step through his door, but I came in through the window. He's not going to forgive me easily. Bella Swan: I know. Edward Cullen: Can you? I hope you can, because, I honestly don't know how to live without you. Bella Swan: Come here. [Bella Kisses him] Bella Swan: Once Alice changes me, you can't get rid of me. Edward Cullen: She won't need to change you. There are always ways to keep the Volturi in the dark. Bella Swan: No. Edward Cullen: Just give me five years and I'll change you. Bella Swan: That's too long. Edward Cullen: Three? [Bella glares at him] Edward Cullen: You're so stubborn. Bella Swan: What are you waiting for? Edward Cullen: I have one condition... if you want me to do it myself. Bella Swan: What's the condition? Edward Cullen: And then forever. Bella Swan: That's what I'm asking. [last lines] Edward Cullen: Marry me, Bella. Alice Cullen: It's time, it's time. Esme Cullen: Happy Birthday, Bella. Alice Cullen: Let's open your presents, there's a cake too. Bella Swan: Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat. [Alice hands her a present] Bella Swan: Thanks [Bella drops it quickly] Bella Swan: Ow, paper cut. Edward Cullen: It's my job to protect you. From everyone, except my sister. Bella Swan: [Runs at Sam] What did you do? Paul: Hey! Bella Swan: What did you do to him? Sam Uley: Hey, easy. Embry Call: Watch it! Bella Swan: He didn't want this! [Hitting Paul on the chest] Paul: Ow! But we do? What did he do, hmm? What? Did he tell you? Sam Uley: [Holding Paul back] Both of you! Calm down. Bella Swan: [She pushes past Sam and gets into Paul's face] Nothing! He tells me nothing because he's scared of you! [Paul begins to laugh, along with Jared and Embry] Bella Swan: [She becomes angry and suddenly slaps Paul across the face] Sam Uley: [Trying to hold Paul back] Paul don't. Jared: Too late now. Sam Uley: Bella get back. [Bella begins to back up slowly as she watches Paul breathe] Sam Uley: [Paul begins to breathe deeply causing growls to escape his throat] Bella get back now. Get back. [Paul suddenly begins to snarl like mad as he shape-shifts into his wolf form. Bella gasps as she sees this and begins to walk backwards] Edward Cullen: Heaven. Bella Swan: [Bella runs into Edward in attempt to get in back in the shadows] You have to move! Open your eyes, look at me. I'm alive. You have to move! [Edward grabs Bella and goes into the shadows] Edward Cullen: You're here! Bella Swan: I'm here. Edward Cullen: [Smiles] You're alive! Bella Swan: Yes... I needed you to see me once. You had to know that I was alive. You didn't need to feel guilty about it. I can let you go now. Edward Cullen: I could never let go of you. I just couldn't live in a world where you didn't exist. Bella Swan: [puzzled] But you said... Edward Cullen: I lied. I had to lie, and you believed me so easily. Bella Swan: [Starts crying] Because it doesn't make sense for you to love me. I'm nothing... Human. Nothing. Edward Cullen: Bella, you're everything to me. Everything. Bella Swan: I thought you couldn't protect me here. Jacob Black: Guess I don't care. Alice Cullen: [incredulous] Well, *I'm* not gonna hurt her. Jacob Black: No, you're just a harmless Cullen. I'm talking about the other bloodsucker who tried to kill Bella because of you. Alice Cullen: [turning to Bella] Victoria? Bella Swan: Yeah, Victoria's been around. Alice Cullen: I didn't see her. I didn't see you get pulled out of the water, either. [Alice turns and looks distastefully at Jacob] Alice Cullen: I can't see past you and your pack of mutts. Jacob Black: [moves toward Alice] Don't get me upset. Bella Swan: [runs between Jacob and Alice] Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Jacob Black: ...or things are gonna get very ugly. Edward Cullen: [Discussion on whether Bella should become a vampire] All right forget time limits. If you want me to be the one, then you'll just have to meet one condition. Bella Swan: What condition? Edward Cullen: Marry me. Bella Swan: Okay, what's the punch line? Edward Cullen: You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke. Bella Swan: O'Cmon. I'm only eighteen! Edward Cullen: Well I'm nearly one hundred and ten. It's time I settled down. Felix: The girl comes with us. Edward Cullen: You can go to hell. Quil Ateara: So this is your girlfriend, huh? Jacob Black: [looks around awkwardly] I said she was a girl who was a friend Quil Ateara: [looks at Embry] Do you remember him making that distinction? Embry Call: No I don't. Bella Swan: You all know what I want. And I know it's a lot to ask for. The only fair way I can think of is if we put this to a vote. Edward Cullen: Bella, you don't know what you're doing. Bella Swan: [to Edward] Just... shut up. Bella Swan: Alice? Alice Cullen: I already consider you my sister... Yes! Bella Swan: Thank you. Jasper Whitlock: I vote yes. It would be nice not to want to kill you all the time. Rosalie Hale: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother. But this isn't a life I would have chosen for myself. And I wish that there had been someone to vote no for me. So no. Emmett Cullen: I vote hell yeah! We can pick a fight with the Volturi some other way. Esme Cullen: I already think of you as part of the family. Yes! Edward Cullen: Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've chosen not to live without her, which leaves me no choice. I won't lose my son. Embry Call: [Outside Sam and Emily's house] Come on in Bella. We won't bite. Jared: Speak for yourself. Embry Call: Oh and get this, we can hear each others thoughts. Jared: Would you shut up? These are trade secrets! Damnit! This chick runs with vampires! Bella Swan: You can't really run with vampires... 'cause they're fast... Jared: Yeah? Well we're faster. Scared yet? Bella Swan: You're not he first monsters I've met. Charlie Swan: Senior year! How'd you get so old so fast? Bella Swan: I didn't! It's not that old. Charlie Swan: Well I don't know. Is that a grey hair? Bella Swan: No, No way? [runs to mirror] Charlie Swan: Hm Happy Birthday Bella Swan: Mm Funny Eclipse Jacob Black: [to Edward] Let's face it, I am hotter than you. Bella Swan: [about her kissing Jacob] You saw? Edward Cullen: No. But Jacob's thoughts are pretty loud. Bella Swan: I don't know what happened. Edward Cullen: You love him. Bella Swan: [pause, after thinking a moment] I love you more. Edward Cullen: [beat] I know. Edward Cullen: I'm from a different era. Things were a lot less complicated. [pause] Edward Cullen: And if I'd have met you back then, I would've... courted you. We'd have taken chaperone strolls, and ice tea on the porch... [smiles] Edward Cullen: [pause; stands up] Edward Cullen: I may have stolen a kiss or two, but only after asking your father's permission. I would've got down on one knee... [kneels] Edward Cullen: and I would have presented you with a ring. [opens box with the ring and places it in her hand] Edward Cullen: This was my mother's. [Bella smiles in spite of herself] Edward Cullen: Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever. Would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me? Bella Swan: [after a moment, smiling] Yes. Jacob Black: Imprinting on someone is like... Like when you see her... Everything changes. All of a sudden, its not gravity holding you to the planet. It's her... Nothing else matters. You would do anything... be anything for her. Charlie Swan: [seeing Edward & Jake close to physically fighting each other] Hey, hey, hey... Easy, guys, easy... Let's take it down a notch, all right? What's going on? Jacob Black: [pause] I kissed Bella. [pause] Jacob Black: And she broke her hand. [pause] Jacob Black: Punching my face. [pause] Jacob Black: It was a complete misunderstanding. Emmett Cullen: Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella? Bella Swan: I punched a werewolf in the face. Emmett Cullen: Badass. You're going to be one tough little newborn. Bella Swan: Tough enough to take you on. [Rosalie throws newspaper down on table and storms out; Bella looks at Emmett] Edward Cullen: [dropping her off; about Jacob] Doesn't he own a shirt? Bella Swan: [smiling; after a few seconds, voice concerned] I'm good here, you should go. Edward Cullen: I'm not gonna be gone long. Bella Swan: Don't rush. You need to hunt. [pause; they kiss intimately & Jake looks away; smiling] Bella Swan: Ok, maybe rush a little bit. [walks to Jake] Jacob Black: [with a smile, coming to meet her] Hey beautiful. Bella Swan: [she smiles briefly] Hey. [they hug, Jake holding her a little more tightly] Bella Swan: I'm really sorry about last night. That couldn't have been easy on you. Edward Cullen: It definitely won't make my list of top ten evenings. Bella Swan: You have a list? Edward Cullen: All 10 I spent with you. [smiles] Edward Cullen: Number one is when you said you'd marry me, [beat] Edward Cullen: Mrs. Cullen. Bella Swan: [small laugh; then] This is the 21st century. I at least want to hyphenate my name. Jacob Black: [sounding both angry & torn] You're marrying him? Bella Swan: [takes a step towards him] Jake, I... [after a moment looks at Edward] Bella Swan: You knew he was listening! Edward Cullen: [shrugs; softly] He deserves to know. [Jake walks away] Bella Swan: [calls after him, walking towards him] Jake, stop! Edward Cullen: [grabs her arm] Bella, let him... Bella Swan: [to Edward, just as loud] Don't! [turns back, chases after Jake] Bella Swan: Jake, stop! Jessica: When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were things like, astronauts, president... or in my case, a princess. [the students and parents chuckle lightly] Jessica: When we were ten, they asked again. We answered, a rock star, cowboy, or in my case, a gold medalist. But now that we're grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how about this. Who the hell knows? [the other students cheer and applaud] Jessica: This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions; this is a time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love... a lot. Major in philosophy, because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind, and change it again, because nothing's permanent. So, make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask what we want to be, we won't have to guess... we'll know. Embry Call: Glad you're here Bella, maybe we can get a break from Jake's obsessive inner monologue. Paul: I wish Bella would call! Jared: I wish Bella wouldn't call! Embry Call: Maybe I should call Bella! Quil Ateara: Maybe I should call Bella and hang up! Jacob Black: [laughs] Alright, you can shut up now. Bella Swan: [Jake just found out Bella plans to marry Edward] Jake, please! Jacob Black: [seething with fury] I'm done! I am so done! Bella Swan: [wanting to make things right] What can I do? Jacob Black: You can't do anything. I can, by going out there and killing something! [continues walking away] Bella Swan: [shaky with intense emotion, stammers a little] No! You're not thinking clearly! Don't do that! Jacob Black: Maybe I'll get myself killed and make it simple for you. Bella Swan: No! Just, Jake, stay! Jacob Black: Why? [walks towards her] Jacob Black: Give me one good reason. Bella Swan: [starting to tear up] Because I don't want to lose you! Jacob Black: [beat] That's not good enough. Bella Swan: Because you're too important. Jacob Black: [shakes his head] Still not good enough. [turns and walks away quickly] Bella Swan: [shouts, almost frantice] Jacob! [he stops; Bella looks a little desperate as she searches for what to say or do; eventually] Bella Swan: Kiss me! [he turns around, surprised & disbelieving what he heard; Bella still shaking] Bella Swan: I'm- asking you... to kiss me. [beat, then he comes up to her; they kiss, at first tentative then more deeply; eventually they stop, but remain very close to each other] Jacob Black: [puts his hands on her face & kisses her softly once more; after a few seconds, in a quiet voice] That should have been our first kiss. [his head lingers near hers, no longer mad to the point of recklessness; eventually] Jacob Black: I gotta go. [looks her in the eyes, as if promising he'll be careful] Jacob Black: I'll be back. [walks away; she stands there a while longer, deep in thought] Alice Cullen: I've decided to throw a party. Jasper Hale: After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school. [Edward scoffs] Angela: A party at your place? Jessica: I've never seen your house. Eric: No one's ever seen their house. Edward Cullen: Another party Alice? Alice Cullen: It'll be fun. Bella Swan: Yeah. That's what you said last time. [Alice slumps back, has a vision] Bella Swan: [trying to distract her from Alice] Hey Angela. Angela: Yeah? Bella Swan: You need some help with those? Charlie Swan: Hey, you want a sandwhich? Bella Swan: No, I'm good. Charlie Swan: Well, his sister I like. Bella Swan: Alice, yeah she's great. [scoffs] Bella Swan: ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom? Charlie Swan: Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal. [scoffs] Charlie Swan: why? Bella Swan: I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it? Charlie Swan: Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life. Bella Swan: Yeah I guess. Charlie Swan: I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful. Bella Swan: ...what? Charlie Swan: Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate... Bella Swan: Okay, don't have "the talk", please. Charlie Swan: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago. Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago. Bella Swan: I'm sure things work the same way. Charlie Swan: ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution? Bella Swan: Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school. Charlie Swan: Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something? Bella Swan: Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin! Charlie Swan: Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that. Bella Swan: [runs up stairs] Me too! Charlie Swan: Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now. [Bites sandwhich] [last lines] Bella Swan: And I wanna tie myself to you, in every way humanly possible. Edward Cullen: [smiles] Starting with a wedding. Bella Swan: [thoughtful] Actually, something a little more difficult first. And maybe even dangerous. [stands up looking down at him] Bella Swan: We have to tell Charlie. Edward Cullen: [laughs a little] It's highly dangerous. Bella Swan: [nods] It's a good thing you're bulletproof. [pause] Bella Swan: I'm gonna need that ring. Rosalie Hale: [hearing Bella coming towards her] Go blather to someone else about the joys of becoming a newborn. Bella Swan: [stops; eventually continues towards Rosalie] Ok. Rosalie, I don't understand what I did to make you hate me so much. Rosalie Hale: [softly] Hate... [smiles sadly, shakes her head; looks at Bella] Rosalie Hale: I don't hate you. [pause; looking back outside] Rosalie Hale: I don't particularly *like* you but... [looking down] Rosalie Hale: Bella, I envy you. Bella Swan: [surprised; barely a whisper] What? [beat] Bella Swan: That's ridiculous. Rosalie Hale: No it's not. You have a choice. I didn't. None of us did. But you do and you're choosing wrong! I don't care how miserable your human life is. Bella Swan: My life is not miserable. [comes up to her side, leaning on the railing, looking out] Bella Swan: I mean, it's not perfect; but nobody's life is perfect. Rosalie Hale: Mine was [beat] Rosalie Hale: absolutely perfect. Jacob Black: [Introducing Seth to Bella] Bella, this is Seth Clearwater. Newest member of the pack Bella Swan: [shaking Seth's hand] Hi. Seth Clearwater: Newest, bestest, brightest... Jacob Black: [finishing Seth's sentence] And slowest. [grabs Seth into a headlock] Breaking Dawn Part 1 Edward Cullen: No measure of time with you will be long enough. But we'll start with forever. Edward Cullen: I'll meet you at the altar. Bella Swan: I'll be the one in white. Charlie Swan: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop, I know things. Like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth [people laugh] Charlie Swan: and I know how to use a gun. Emmett Cullen: I'd like to propose a toast, to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've got enough sleep these last 18 years 'cause you won't be getting anymore for a while. [smiles and laughs] Edward Cullen: It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to, and who'll accept you for what you are. I've been waiting for what seems like a very long time to get beyond what I am. And with Bella, I feel like I can finally begin. Alice Cullen: [watching Bella walk in high heels] Um, well you just have to break them in. Bella Swan: I've been breaking them in. For three days. Can I just go barefoot? Alice Cullen: No! Absolutely not. Bella Swan: Just thinking it's a little much, you know? The dress and the shoes, and all of this. Alice Cullen: No, it's exactly enough. Tomorrow will be perfect. Emmett Cullen: [carrying tree trunk] Where do you want them, boss? Alice Cullen: On either side of the aisle. Rosalie Hale: What aisle? Alice Cullen: Does no one have vision? Edward Cullen: Just checking for cold feet. Bella Swan: Well, mine are toasty warm. Edward Cullen: It's not too late to change your mind. Bella Swan: What? Now you're having second thoughts? [studies Edward's face] Bella Swan: You are. Edward Cullen: No. I've been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan. Bella Swan: But? But? Edward Cullen: I haven't told you everything about myself. Bella Swan: [sarcastically] hat? You're not a virgin? [laughs with Edward] Bella Swan: Look, you can't scare me away now. Edward Cullen: Look, a few years after Carlisle created me I rebelled against him. I resented him for curbing my appetite. So for a while I went off on my own. I wanted to know how it felt to hunt. To taste human blood. All the men I killed were monsters. And so was I. Bella Swan: Edward, they were all murderers. You probably saved more lives than you took. Edward Cullen: Bella, that's what I told myself. But they were all human beings. I looked into their eyes as they died and I saw who I was and what I was capable of. Bella Swan: And what I'll be capable of. Why did you tell me this tonight? Did you really think this was going to change my mind about you? Edward Cullen: I just wondered if it would change your mind about yourself and who you want to see when you look in the mirror a year from now. Renée: Alice? Bella? Bella Swan: In here, mom. Renée: [sees Bella ready for her wedding] Oh my gosh! You're so beautiful! Oh, honey. Crap! My mascara. [gets Kleenex from Alice] Renée: Thanks! Charlie, get in here! Charlie Swan: You sure? I don't wanna. [to Bella's surprise] Charlie Swan: I know, I look hot. Renée: We thought you needed something blue. Charlie Swan: And something old besides your mother. Renée: Nice. Charlie Swan: It was Grandma Swan's. Renée: But we added the sapphires. Bella Swan: It's beautiful, you guys. Wow. Thank you so much. [gives hairpiece to Alice] Renée: It's your first family heirloom. Pass onto your daughter, and her daughter. Bella Swan: Mom, I love it. Jessica: So, you think Bella's gonna be showing? Angela: Jess, she is not pregnant! Jessica: [sarcastically] Okay. Who else gets married at 18? Jacob Black: It's not like you're gonna have a real honeymoon with him anyway. Bella Swan: It's gonna be as real as anyone else's. Jacob Black: That's a sick joke. You are joking. [raises voice] Jacob Black: What? While you're still human? You can't be serious, Bella. Tell me you're not that stupid! Bella Swan: I mean, it's really none of your business. Jacob Black: No, you can't do this! [grabs Bella] Bella Swan: Jake. Jacob Black: Listen to me, Bella. Bella Swan: [yells] Let me go! Edward Cullen: Jacob, calm down. Alright? Jacob Black: [yelling] Are you out of your mind? Huh? You'll kill her! Seth: Walk away, Jacob! Sam Uley: Enough, Jacob. Jacob Black: Stay out of this, Sam. Sam Uley: You're not going to start something that we'll have to finish. Jacob Black: She'll die. Sam Uley: She's not our concern anymore. Bella Swan: Dad. Charlie Swan: Well, it's gonna be strange you not living under my roof. Bella Swan: Yeah. It's gonna be strange for me, too. Charlie Swan: You know it will always be your home, right? Bella Swan: [nods] I love you, Dad. Forever. Charlie Swan: I love you too, Bells. I always have and I always will. Jacob Black: Maybe they'll say she was in a car crash. Or tripped and fell off a cliff. At least I'll get one thing out of it. Sam Uley: No you won't. Cullens are not a danger to the town or the tribe. Jacob Black: Well, he's either going to kill her or change her. And the treaty says. Sam Uley: [interrupts] I say, Jacob. I say. Embry: You know if you wanted things different you should have become alpha. Jacob Black: Turning it down seemed like a good idea at the time. Seth: Jake, you really think you could kill Bella if she comes back a vampire? Leah: No. He'd make one of us do it and then hold a grudge against us. Jacob Black: Shut up, Leah. Leah: Would you just get over it? It's not like you've imprinted on her. Seth: At least they seem happy. Embry: Yeah, some people are just lucky I guess. Jacob Black: Lucky? None of them belong to themselves anymore. And the sickest part is their genes tell them they're happy about it. Leah: At least if you imprinted on someone you'd finally forget about Bella. I mean, being any kind of happy is better than being miserable about someone you can't have. Bella Swan: Jake, is that you? Jacob Black: She's here? Dr. Carlisle Cullen: They came home two weeks ago. [going after Jacob] Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Jake. Bella Swan: I'm glad you came. Rosalie Hale: Close enough. Jacob Black: What's your problem? Bella Swan: Rose, it's okay. Jacob Black: [sighs] You look terrible. Bella Swan: Yeah. It's nice to see you, too. Jacob Black: So, you gonna tell me what's wrong with you? Bella Swan: Rose, you wanna help me up? Jacob Black: [sees Bella's pregnant stomach and charges Edward] You did this! Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We didn't know it was even possible. Jacob Black: What is it? Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I'm not sure. Ultrasounds and needles won't penetrate the embryonic sac. Alice Cullen: I can't see it, either. And I can't see Bella's future anymore. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We've been researching legends, but there isn't much to go on. What we do know is that it's strong and fast growing. Jacob Black: Why haven't you done anything? Take it out of her! Bella Swan: Edward, I'm sorry. Edward Cullen: I can't live without you. Bella Swan: You won't. You're gonna have a part of me. He'll need you. Edward Cullen: Do you honestly think that I could love it or even tolerate it if it killed you? Bella Swan: It's not his fault. You have to accept what is. Edward Cullen: [yells] Because you've given me no choice! Bella, we're supposed to be partners. Remember? But you decided this on your own. You've decided to leave me. Bella Swan: Don't see it that way! Edward Cullen: Well I have no other way to see it. 'Cause it's me who will lose you. And I don't choose that. I don't choose that. [leaves angrily] Edward Cullen: I'm sorry I've been so angry. Bella Swan: I would be, too. Edward Cullen: I've left you alone in this. Bella Swan: Marriage. Edward Cullen: Well, they say the first year is the hardest. [confused] Edward Cullen: Who was that? Bella Swan: What? Edward Cullen: I thought I heard. Just say something else. Bella Swan: Like what? Edward, what's going on? Edward Cullen: It likes the sound of your voice. Bella Swan: You can hear him? Edward Cullen: In mind. It likes my voice as well. Bella Swan: What? What do you hear? Edward Cullen: It's so strange. I thought he was like me, but he's not. He's like you. Good a pure. He's happy. Bella Swan: [talks to her stomach] Of course you are. Of course you're happy. How could you not be? [crying] Bella Swan: I love you so much. What do you hear now? Edward Cullen: He loves you, Bella. Edward Cullen: It's Renesmee. Renée: [after getting Bella and Edwards wedding invitation] Phil, It's happening! Paul: Is it true, Jake? Quil: What will it be? Paul: It's growing fast! Leah: It's unnatural. Jared: Dangerous. Quil: Monstrosity. Paul: An abomination! Quil: On our land! [the wolves all start chorusing to Jacob: 'We can't allow it!'] Sam Uley: We have to protect the tribe. What they bred won't be able to control its thirst. Every human will be in danger. Jared: We're ready. Leah: No time to waste! Jacob Black: Now? Sam Uley: We must destroy it before it's born. Seth: You mean, kill Bella? Sam Uley: Her decision affects us all. Jacob Black: Bella's human. Our protection applies to her. Leah: [snarls] She's dying anyway! [Jacob jumps on Leah and they tussle briefly] Sam Uley: We have real enemies to fight tonight! Jacob Black: Tonight? [Sam growls and lifts his head high; using his alpha wolf voice] Sam Uley: You will fight with us, Jake. [Sam advances, snarling. All the wolves are forced to bow their heads in submission. Jake struggles as his head is forced to bow before Sam] Jacob Black: [struggling with all his will, he thrusts his head up] I... will... NOT! I am the grandson of Ephraim Black. I am the grandson of a CHIEF! I wasn't born to follow you, or anyone else! Rosalie Hale: [to Alice] Do you need some help? I could do her hair. Bella Swan: Really? Rosalie Hale: Please. I'm not offended by your choice of groom. Bella Swan: Just my blatant lack of respect for mortality. Rosalie Hale: Essentially. Alice Cullen: Weddings, they bring everyone together! Charlie Swan: [on the phone with Bella] Well, you sound better. Bella Swan: I am. I feel much better. Charlie Swan: This whole thing must have put a kink in the whole honeymoon, huh? Bella Swan: You could say that. Charlie Swan: Otherwise, married life treating you okay? Edward still walks on water and all that? Bella Swan: Yeah, but I mean, it is different now. Charlie Swan: The important thing is that you're better and that you're coming home soon, right? Bella Swan: Okay, Dad I don't want you to freak out. [pauses] Bella Swan: But I'm going to a medical center in Switzerland. Charlie Swan: What? No, no, no you're not. You're not going to Switzerland! What are you? You said you were better! Bella Swan: I am. Charlie Swan: No, Bella. I'm getting on a plane. No! Bella Swan: No, it's really more of a spa. And I'm sure that I'd be better by the time you got there anyway. Charlie Swan: Bells, I don't know. Bella Swan: Dad, don't come. And picture me healthy. Like I'm sitting on the couch with you eating pizza or something. Charlie Swan: You want me to visualize? Bella Swan: They say that it helps. Just picture me like that. Like I was. It'll make me feel better. Dad, I gotta go. Okay? Charlie Swan: Bella. Bella Swan: I love you. [hangs up phone] Esme Cullen: I'd like to thank Renée and Charlie for bringing such a wonderful person into the world and into our lives. We will cherish and protect her forever. Bella Swan: What is that? Emmett Cullen: [from outside] Come on! Let's go! Edward Cullen: I'm late for my bachelor party. Emmett Cullen: Send him out, Bella, or we're coming in after him. Bella Swan: So this party. Will there be strippers? Edward Cullen: [laughs] No, just a couple of mountain lions. Maybe a few bears. Jasper Hale: Don't worry, Bella, we'll give him back in plenty of time. Bella Swan: Okay, go before they break my house. Emmett Cullen: Let's go! Let's go! Billy: Hey son. Jacob Black: What's going on? Billy: Bella called him. Charlie Swan: Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You okay? Jacob Black: So you finally heard from Bella? Charlie Swan: They're extending their trip. Seems she caught a bug. They wanna wait until she feels better before they travel. Jacob Black: She's sick. Charlie Swan: Yeah, she told me not to worry but she sounded. I don't know, off. Sue Clearwater: She'll be okay, Charlie. Come on, let's eat. Billy: [stops Jacob] Jacob, let it go. Edward Cullen: Jacob, I need to talk to you. Jacob Black: I always knew you'd destroy her. Edward Cullen: She thinks Carlisle can turn her at the last minute, like he did for me and Esme. Jacob Black: Can he? Edward Cullen: Probability is slight. And if her heart fails. [pauses] Edward Cullen: Look, Jacob, I need you to do something for me. For her. You have a connection with her that I'll never understand. Maybe you could talk to her, change her mind. You can keep her alive. Jacob Black: And if I can't? Edward Cullen: If she dies you get what you always wanted. To kill me. Rosalie Hale: This is none of your business, dog! Esme Cullen: Rose! All this fighting isn't good for Bella. Alice Cullen: The fetus isn't good for Bella! Rosalie Hale: Say the word, Alice. Baby. It's just a little baby. Jasper Hale: Possibly. Jacob Black: If Sam comes after Bella, are you really ready to fight your own brothers? Your sister? Seth: If it's the right thing to do. Jacob Black: Whatever. I'm gonna go give the Cullens a heads up. Bella Swan: Rose, I'm fine. Really. [Rosalie leaves] Bella Swan: So Edward sent you in here to talk to me? Jacob Black: Sort of. Though I can't figure out why he thinks you'd listen to me. I mean, you never have before. Since when are you and blondie BFF's? Bella Swan: Rose understands what I want. Jacob Black: What are you thinking, Bella? Seriously. Bella Swan: I know this seems like a scary thing, but it's not. It's like this miracle or something. I can feel him. Jacob Black: [scoffs] So it's a bouncing baby boy? I'm sorry I didn't know. Should've brought some blue balloons. Bella Swan: It's just a guess. When I picture him I see a boy. We'll see. Jacob Black: You won't. Bella Swan: Jake, I can do this. I'm strong enough. Jacob Black: Come on. You can spout that crap to your bloodsucker, but you don't fool me. I can see what that thing's doing to you. It's a killer, Bella. Bella Swan: You're wrong. Jacob Black: And when you die, what was the point? Of me loving you, you loving him. How is that right for anyone? Because I sure don't see it. Listen to me, Bella. Please? Just don't do this. Live, okay? Please. Bella Swan: Jake, everything's gonna be okay. [Jacob begins to walk away] Bella Swan: Jacob, don't go. Jacob Black: I know how this ends. And I'm not sticking around to watch. Jacob Black: Sam's lost the element of surprise and he doesn't want to take you on outnumbered, so he's not gonna come at you head on. He's got the place surrounded and he'll wait for his opportunity. Emmett Cullen: We won't get through without a fight. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: No fights. We won't be the ones to break the treaty. Jacob Black: The treaty is void, at least in Sam's mind. Esme Cullen: Not in ours. Emmett Cullen: Carlisle, no one's hunted for weeks. Esme Cullen: We'll make do. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've done us a great service, Jacob. Thank you. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Your rib is cracked, but there are no splinters. You haven't punctured anything. Edward Cullen: Yet. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Edward. Edward Cullen: It's breaking her bones now. It's crushing you from the inside out. Carlisle, tell her what you told me. Tell her. Bella Swan: Carlisle, tell me. It's alright. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: The fetus isn't compatible with your body. It's too strong. It won't allow you to get the nutrition you need. It's starving you by the hour. I can't stop it and I can't slow it down. At this rate, your heart will give out before you can deliver. Bella Swan: Then I'll hold on as long as I can and then. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [interrupts] Bella. There are some conditions that even venom can't overcome. You understand? I'm sorry. Jacob Black: I know they're out there somewhere, but I can't hear them anymore. It's so quiet. Leah: I stopped hearing them, too, the second I decided to leave. It's nice. Jacob Black: You know you can't stay here. Leah: But I don't have any place Jacob Black: [interrupts] I can't trust you with the Cullens. You hate them too much. You don't even like me. Leah: I don't have to. I just have to follow you. Jacob Black: Look, Seth doesn't want you here. Neither do I. Leah: Being unwanted isn't exactly a new thing for me. Look, I'll stay out of your way. I'll do whatever you want except go back to Sam's pack and be the pathetic ex-girlfriend he can't get away from. You don't know how many times I wished I could imprint on someone. Anyone. Jacob Black: Just to break the connection. Rosalie Hale: Can't we come up with something just a little more classic? Bella Swan: [to Jacob] Hey. Are you okay? Jacob Black: Yeah, it's not like I'm the one carrying a demon. Rosalie Hale: This is pretty important, Bella. Why don't you tell Jacob what you've decided. Jacob Black: What now? Edward Cullen: Rose is trying to talk Bella out of her baby names. Bella Swan: She hates them. Jacob Black: Well, then I'm on your side no matter what you picked. Bella Swan: They're not that bad. If it's a boy, EJ. Edward Jacob. Rosalie Hale: Okay fine. That one's not awful. Why don't you tell him the girl's name. Bella Swan: I was playing around with our moms' names. Renée and Esme. And I was thinking, Renesmee. Jacob Black: Renesmee? Bella Swan: Too weird? Jacob Black: Um. Edward Cullen: No, that's not too weird. It's beautiful. And it's unique which certainly fits the situation. I like Renesmee. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Bella could deliver as early as tomorrow. If she's going to have any chance at all, she'll need more blood. Esme Cullen: And you need to feed. You have to be at your strongest for her. We need to go tonight. Jacob Black: Carlisle, you're the enemy now. Sam won't hesitate. You will be slaughtered. Esme Cullen: Emmett will come with us. Jacob Black: That won't be enough. Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We have no choice, Jacob. If there's anything we can do to save her, we have to try. Jacob Black: You'd risk your lives for her? Esme Cullen: Of course we would! Bella's a part of our family now. Jacob Black: Yeah, I can see that. This really is a family. As strong as the one I was born into. I know what I have to do. Billy: I don't care what he's done. He's still my son. Sam Uley: I'm sorry, Billy. I just thought you should know. [Paul whispers to Sam] Sam Uley: Bella's Dead. It killed her. [to pack] Sam Uley: Let's go! Jasper Hale: We're outnumbered. Alice Cullen: By a lot. Edward Cullen: I won't let them hurt my family. [last lines] Aro: [accepting a card delivered by Bianca] Ah. It's from Carlisle. Which is spelt with an 'S,' sweet Bianca. [Aro gestures with a finger. Demitri and Felix come up on either side of Bianca] Aro: He's added a new member to his coven. Marcus: Ahhh. Caius: Increasing his power. [Aro glances at Demitri and Felix, who grab Bianca and drag her away] Aro: [shaking his head] First it's the spelling, then the grammar. [Aro hands the card to Marcus] Marcus: At least our dispute with the Cullens is over. Aro: Over? Marcus: Mmmm. Aro: Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human. Caius: And what might it be? Aro: Why brother, I thought you understood. They have something I want. Breaking Dawn Part 2 Jacob Black: [about Renesmee] She's gonna be around a long time, isn't she? Edward Cullen: A very long time. [pause] Edward Cullen: I'm glad she has you. Jacob Black: [smirks] So, should I call you "Dad" now? Edward Cullen: [shakes head] No. Jacob Black: Do you remember how much you wanted to be around me three days ago? That's gone now, right? Bella Cullen: LONG gone. Jacob Black: Because it was her. From the beginning, it was Nessie who wanted me there. Bella Cullen: [shouts furiously] Nessie? You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness MONSTER? [Bella lunges at Jacob again. Seth, in wolf form, jumps at Bella to protect Jacob. Without breaking stride, Bella bats Seth aside, and into a tree] Jacob Black: Seth, are you okay? Bella Cullen: [immediately regretful] Seth, I'm sorry. Jacob Black: He'll be all right. Bella, you know me better than anyone. All I want is for Ness... [Bella starts scowling again] Jacob Black: ...Renesmee to be safe. Happy. Look, nothing ever made sense before. You, me, any of it. And now I understand why. This was the reason. [Bella sighs in resignation] Edward Cullen: [Bella looks in the mirror and smiles she turns round and grabs Edward pulling him into her chest he groans painfully] Hey Bella you're a lot stronger than me right now [he groans painfully] Edward Cullen: It's your turn not to break me. [Bella grabs his hips and groans again and smiles] Bella Cullen: I love you. Edward Cullen: I love you. [Edward kisses Bella] [last lines] Edward Cullen: Can you show me again? Bella Cullen: [laughs] We've got a lot of time. Edward Cullen: Forever. Bella Cullen: Forever. Bella Cullen: [Jacob is acting overprotective of Renesmee] What's your problem? Rosalie Hale: Oh, do tell her, Jacob. Emmett Cullen: [smiles] This should be good. Edward Cullen: Edward: Hold on a second. Bella. [Edward holds Renesmee] Jacob Black: Look. It's a wolf thing. Bella Cullen: What's a wolf thing? Jacob Black: Um... you know we have no control over it. [Bella scowls as she figures out what Jacob means] Jacob Black: We can't choose who it happens with. And it doesn't mean what you think, Bella. I promise. Bella Cullen: [very angry now] Take Renesmee out of the room. Jacob Black: Oh... Bella Cullen: [as Edward touches her shoulder] Edward, don't touch me right now. I don't want to hurt you. [Bella grabs Jacob by his neck and pulls him out of the house] [Jacob approaches Bella] Bella Cullen: I-I would keep my distance for now. Jacob Black: It's safer for the baby to see how you do with me first. Bella Cullen: [suspicious] Since when do you care about Renesmee? [Jacob looks at Edward, who shakes his head no] Jacob Black: All right... take a whiff. Bella Cullen: [cautiously sniffing Jacob] Well, I can see what everyone's been talking about. Jake, you really do stink. Jasper Hale: Well done, Bella. Never seen a newborn show that kind of restraint. Emmett Cullen: I'm not sure she is a newborn. She's so... tame. Edward Cullen: Emmett, don't antagonize her. She's the strongest one in the house. Emmett Cullen: [cracks his knuckles and scoffs] Please. Bella Cullen: Now you know. Nobody's ever loved anybody as much as I love you. Edward Cullen: There's one exception. Edward Cullen: [after learning the Volturi intend to use Renesmee as an excuse to destroy the Cullens and force Alice to join them] What makes you think they'll be satisfied with Alice? What's to stop them from going after Benjamin next? Or Zafrina, or Kate, or anyone else here. Anyone they want. Their goal isn't punishment. It's power, it's acquisition. Carlisle might not ask you to might, but I will. For the sake of my family, but also for yours. For the way you want to live. Jacob Black: [stands up] The Packs will fight. They've never been afraid of vampires. Tanya: [the Denali Coven stands] We will fight. Garrett: [steps forward] This wouldn't be the first time I've fought a king's rule. Benjamin: [Benjamin stands] We will join you. Amun: [glances at Benjamin] No! Benjamin: [glances back at Amun] I will do the right thing, Amun. You may do as you please. Senna: [as Bella stands] We will stand with you. Siobhan: [the Irish Coven stands] So will we. [Peter and Charlotte step forward and nod in support] Vladimir: That didn't take long. lla Cullen: You really were holding back before. I'm never gonna get enough of this. We don't get tired. We don't have to rest, or catch our breath, or eat. I mean, how are we gonna stop? Edward Cullen: [chuckles] Rosalie and Emmett were so bad, it took a solid decade before we could stand to be within five miles of them. Bella Cullen: I think we might be worse. Edward Cullen: Definitely worse. [Bella and Edward kiss again] Edward Cullen: This is our room. Bella Cullen: [takes note of the bed] Vampires don't sleep. Edward Cullen: [kisses Bella] It's not intended for sleep. Bella Cullen: What was that? Edward Cullen: She showed you the first memory she has of you. Bella Cullen: Showed me how? Edward Cullen: How do I hear thoughts? How does Alice see the future? She's gifted. Glee Season 1 Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.Kurt Rachel: You might laugh because every time I sign my name, I put a gold star after it. But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. My gold stars are a metaphor. For me. Being a star. Rachel: Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I've learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you. Rachel: So, why did you ask me to help you?Finn: 'Cause it's the only way I'm gonna be good...like you.Rachel: You think I'm good?Finn: Yeah. I mean when we first met I thought you were intimidating, and that you talk way more than you should. I even looked under my bed to see if you were hiding there. [Sees Rachel is upset by this] But then I heard you sing. I don't know how to explain it, but it touched me... here. [puts his hand on his heart but, mistakenly puts it on his right side of his chest]Rachel: Your heart is on this side of your chest [places her hand on Finn's and moves it to the left side of his chest. They look at each other]Finn: It's beating really fast.Rachel: Do you want a drink?Finn: Yeah.[Rachel takes two plastic cups, and pours the drinks]Rachel: Virgin CosmosFinn: I like the cups. Like airplane cups all airplane like.[They stop drinking. Finn notices some of the Cosmo on Rachel's lip.]Finn You've got a little Virgin Cosmo...[Finn wipes the drink away from Rachel's lip]Rachel: You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.Finn I want to.[They kiss] Kurt: Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker. Puck: What's a mash-up?Mr. Schue: A mash-up is when you take two songs and mash them together to create an even richer explosion of musical expression. Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're like toxic assets! Kurt: [to his dad] I love you more than I love being a star. Quinn: I can't believe you told your mom; I mean, what if she tells my mom?Finn: No, she won't.Quinn: How do you know? Half the school knows, your mom knows; who else do you wanna tell?Finn: She's not gonna tell anyone.Quinn: You're wrong; I'm right. I'm smart; you’re dumb.Finn: N-no.Quinn: No, no, you’re wrong; I'm right!Finn: She doesn't talk to other moms!Quinn: I'm right Will: The best teachers don't give you the answers. They just point the way and let you make your own choices – your own mistakes. That way, you get all the glory, and you deserve it. Finn: Oh, you mean like meeting other girls? 'Cause I think I'm dating Rachel, or at least she sure thinks I am.Jesse St. James: [to Rachel, who locked in the bathroom] Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.Rachel Berry: Look, Jesse, I really like you, but I can't do it. It wouldn't be right for... the team.Jesse St. James: What does the team have to do with this?Rachel Berry: If I give myself to you knowing that my teammates wouldn't approve, it would be like I was sleeping with the enemy. I'd be betraying them. And because I'm truly not ready to do this, I'd be betraying myself. Schuester has just told New Directions that Jesse is joining]Rachel Berry: [to Jesse] I don't understand why you're doing this.Jesse St. James: Because when you love something, you gotta go for it. You would never be with me completely if I were on the opposing team. And I care about you more than winning another national title. So I left Vocal Adrenaline. For you. Quinn: You're a really good teacher, Mr. Schue. Even if everyone is calling you a man-whore. Finn: [to Rachel about Jesse] When are you going to realize, that he's not into you like I am. Rachel: I am like Tinker Bell, Finn; I need applause to live. Brittany: [when asked why she wasn't singing] There are so many lyrics! Finn: We live in Ohio – not New York, or San Francisco, or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren’t fried. I don't understand why you always need to make such a big spectacle of yourself. Why can't you just work harder at blending in?Kurt: I'm sure that'd be easier for you. Rachel: Guys, we have a serious problem. You know how I've been doing some deep background on Vocal Adrenaline?Artie: Isn't that against the rules?Rachel: No, not at all. Or…probably. Whatever! Anyway, what I figured out: I rooted through the dumpsters behind the auditorium and I found eighteen empty boxes of Christmas lights!Tina: Oh, no.Rachel: Which led me to the fabric store. I asked about red Chantilly lace; they were sold out.Mercedes: Oh, sweet Jesus.Kurt: Oh, my.Will: What?Kurt: They're doing Gaga.Mercedes: That's it; it's over.Rachel: Exactly!Kurt: We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality. They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them!Puck: What’s up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie?Kurt: Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.Brittany: It's true. Puck: [to Quinn] I know you're giving her up, but before you do I think you should name her Beth. If you'll let me, I'd really like to be there when she's born. I'd really like to meet her. Finn: I don't wanna have to worry about that kind of stuff in my own room, man!Kurt: And what "stuff" are you referring to?Finn: You know what I'm talking about. Don't play dumb. Well, can't you just accept that I'm not like you?Kurt: I have accepted that.Finn: No, you haven't. You think I don't see the way you stare at me, how flirty you get? You think I don't know why yow got so excited that we were gonna be moving in together?Kurt: It's just a room, Finn! We can redecorate if you want to!Finn: Okay, good. Well then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp. And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover…Burt: (coming downstairs) Hey! What did you just call him?Finn: Oh, no, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.Burt: If you use that word, you're talking about him.Kurt: Relax, Dad. I didn't take it that way.Burt: Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people. (to Finn) You use the "N" word?Finn: Of course not.Burt: How about "retard"? You call that nice girl in Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?Finn: Becky-no. She's my friend, she's got Down syndrome. I'd never call her that. That's cruel.Burt: But you think it's okay to come into my house and say "faggy"?Finn: That's not what I meant.Burt: I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice, we'd tell him to stop being such a fag. Shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club and being raised by your mom meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kind of, you know, came into the world knowing what has taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't - you can't stay here.Kurt: (softly) Dad!Burt: I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her. But my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around here. (to Kurt) This is our home, Kurt. (to Finn) He is my son. Out in the world, you do what you want; not under my roof. Puck: [In voiceover] Everyone knows this is going to come down to me. Revenge, fear, the merciless infliction of pain-these are my kingdoms. First time I gave a wedgie to a kid, I was four years old. Finn and I may still hate each other for some reason, but we both know that defending the honor of New Directions is going to be our dirty job.Will: Hey, what's going on?Finn: We're on our way to go all Braveheart on Vocal Adrenaline.Will: Guys, violence is never the answer.Puck: It is when the question is, "What's the best way to mess up that Jesse kid's face?"Kurt: Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.Will: Stop! Get back here and sit down! Look, I know from experience that making someone else suffer doesn't make your pain go away. You're all amazing, no matter what Vocal Adrenaline says or does. We just need to find a way to remind ourselves of that.Finn: We can't just let Vocal Adrenaline get away with turning Rachel into an omelette.Will: We're not. Rachel, dial Jesse's number on your phone.Santana: You still have his number?Will: Jesse St. James? Will Schuester here. You and Vocal Adrenaline need to meet at our auditorium Friday, 3:00 sharp. [hangs up] Will: Today, I want to talk to you about regrets. Who has some?Rachel: Giving my heart to Jesse, just to have it crushed like the stage floor at a performance of Stomp.Quinn: Thinking 'trust me' was a sensible birth control option. Will: Thank you for coming to the first annual New Directions' Regionals nominations party.Artie: What's the point, Mr. Schue? Coach Sylvester's one of the judges. She's going to crush us.Will: Artie, you don't know that.Santana: Yes, we do, she told us at Cheerios practice.Brittany: Yeah, she said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club".Puck: A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing.Tina: [Crying] I'm sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-it made me special. I just can't believe it's going to be over in a week.Finn: Wait, who says it's going to be over?Mercedes: Please. You think Puck and Santana are going to even acknowledge my existence once we're not in Glee Club together anymore?Puck: She has a point.Rachel: Mr. Schuester? Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just...all go around the room and talk about things we loved about Glee Club this year? [has tears going down her face Finn: [To Rachel] Hey! We need to talk. We had a chance of getting things back together at Mr. Schue's until you bailed. You're our leader, Rachel. I mean, the way you're on at everyone all the time is annoying, but it's also what keeps the club motivated. You and I are going to fix this. We are going to Regionals and we're going to win this thing.[Rachel kisses Finn, and smiles.] Rachel: [to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.Matt: In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.Tina: I had a stutter.Mercedes: I was a closeted diva.Quinn: I used to be captain of the Cheerios.Mike: I was afraid to dance outside my room.Santana: I hated everyone in this club.Brittany: So did I.Kurt: I wasn't honest about who I was.Puck: I was tossing guys into dumpsters.Artie: I had never kissed a girl beforeRachel: And I was getting slushied.Finn: I didn't—I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.Rachel: We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.Mercedes: And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.Will: If this is only about winning for you guys, then I owe you all an apology, because I've failed you. And we should just all go home, because it means we've already lost. Besides, we have got something that the other groups don't.Artie: What?Will: Finn's dancing. (Laughter). Will: Nine months ago, there were five of you in here. And we sucked. I mean, we really sucked. Bad. (Laughs). One day, all of you are going to be gone. And all of this, all of us will be nothing but a hazy memory. It will take you a second to remember everyone's name. someone will have to remind you of the songs we sung, the solos you got or didn't get. Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle. And I love you guys too much to let you not make the most of it. Now, I was going to quit once, but you guys brought me back with "Don't Stop Believing." It was a nine, but we are going to make it a ten.Rachel: We're doing "Don't Stop" at Regionals?Will: And then some. We are doing a Journey medley. Because who cares what happens when we get there when the getting there has been so much fun? Rachel? You had something you wanted to say?Rachel: Just that we're all really glad you didn't become an accountant Will: (After seeing Emma fight with Principle Figgins) Emma? What was that about?Emma: It's so unfair. Will, your kids have worked so hard for this. Did you know he's already given your choir room to the Mock UN?Will: A deal's a deal. We lost, Emma.Emma: Because Sue cheated! She cheated, Will, and where do you think all that money's going? It's going right into her pockets. We just…We can't let her win this one! How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?Will: I've tried, Emma, okay? It..It-It's over.Emma: No. No, it's never over. I don't care what anybody says. Some things are worth fighting for.Will: You mean like the kids?Emma: Yes, of course.Will: Anything else.Emma: No. No, this is about the glee club. This is not about us.Will: The hell it is. I love you, Emma. There, I finally said it. And you love me, and the dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us.(They kiss) Glee Season 2 Kurt: We get it Mr. Schue. Everyone still hates us. So what? So we're plankton on the high school food chain. The only difference now is that none of us really care. Mercedes:Is that a men's sweater?Kurt: Fashion has no gender Brittany: I don't want to do Britney.Kurt: Why no Britney, Brittany?Brittany: Because my name is also Britney Spears.[Everyone looks at her.]Will: Wait, what?Mercedes: What the hell is she talking about?Brittany: My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce, which makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany Spierce. Finn: Come here. [hugs Rachel] This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right? Emma: You're such a great teacher, Will. No, probably the best in the whole school. So why would you want to be someone else when the someone you already are is so amazing?Will: Because the boring someone I already am, wasn't good enough for you. Rachel: I'd like to dedicate this song to my boyfriend, Finn. I was wrong, I shouldn't try to control you. I've just, I've never been this happy before. And I realize that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much that I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird. I get now that in order for this relationship to work, I have to open up my hands and let you fly free.Brittany: Finn can fly?Kurt: Really?Brittany: Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on. Next week I'm going to be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.Mercedes: [to Brittany] Shh! Mercedes: I don't see what's wrong with getting a little church in here.Quinn: I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I've turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks.Santana: Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard-baby?Brittany: Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.Finn: You got a problem with Jesus?Puck: Oh, I got no problem with the guy. I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style 'cause it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it is about enjoying the life that you've been given. I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick. Burt: Hey, don’t forget, Friday night dinner is 6:00 instead of 7:00 this week. Carole and Finn are coming over.. and she has to work the night shift.Kurt: I-I can’t do this Friday. They have sing-along Sound of Music at the El Royale Theater, it’s a once- a-year event.Burt: And last week you had to camp out early so you could be first in line for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs.Kurt: SEASON SIX, Dad.Burt: Those Friday night dinners are ritual in our family - one your mom started.Kurt: I know, but I’m a teenager. Friday nights are kind of important to me. Why are you making me feel guilty about this?Santana: Hey Kurt, we're really sorry about your dad's heart attack.Brittany: I did a book report on heart attacks, if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade 'cause it was written in crayon.Finn: [Entering] What the hell happened?Kurt: My dad’s in the hospital.Finn: I know. My mom just called me. I feel I’m the last one to know.Kurt: I’m sorry Finn, but it didn’t occur to me to call you because he’s not your father.Finn: Yeah, well, he’s the closest person I’m ever going to get, okay? I don't know what it looks like to everyone else, but I thought we were sort of family. Look, I guess I just didn’t like overhearing other people talking about it in gym class.Kurt: Thank you Mercedes. Your voice is stunning but I don't believe in God... You've all professed your beliefs, I'm just stating mine. I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean, he makes me gay and then he has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life. And right now I don’t want a heavenly father, I want my real one back.Mercedes: Look, Kurt, how do you know for sure? I mean, you can't prove that there's no God.Kurt: You can't prove that there isn't a magic tea pot floating around on the dark side of the moon, with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?Quinn: We shouldn’t be talking like this. It’s not right.Kurt: I’m sorry Quinn. But all you can believe whatever you want to, but I can’t believe something I don’t. I appreciate your thought, but I don’t want your prayers.Kurt: On the day of my Mom’s funeral, when they were lowering her body into the ground, I was crying. I mean that was it. It was the last time I was ever going to see her. And I remember I looked up my dad, and I just wanted to him to say something, just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn’t over. And he just took my hand and squeezed it and I just knowing that those hands here to take care of me, that was enough. This is for my dad.Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.Kurt: Dad, you have no idea what it's like. I'm the only openly gay kid at school, in this town. Why can't I walk hand in hand down the hall with a person that I like? Why can't I slow-dance at my prom?Burt: Come here. You think I don't want those things for you? I do. You know, until you find somebody as open and as brave as you, you're just gonna have to get used to go in it alone.Kurt: Only the most talented member of Glee club - myself. When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Rachel: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.Rachel: I know you are lonely.Kurt: [stopped moving for a moment]Rachel: I can’t even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can’t act on for fear or being humiliated or ridiculed or worse. We’re gonna win nationals this year, and you know how we're gonnna do that?Kurt:... ?Rachel: Because we have you.Kurt: That’s true...Rachel: That’s 12 people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. Look, I know you’re lonely, but you’re not alone. So, I was wondering if you would may be want to sing a duet with me, I think you’ll be really happy with my song selection. It’s sort of everything that both you and I love.Kurt: But the duet competition is over.Rachel: I know. I thought this one could be for me and you. Kurt: What exactly going on?Blaine: The Warblers. Every now and then they throw an impromptu performance in the senior commons. It tends the school shut down for a while.Kurt: Wait. The Glee Club here is kind of cool?Blaine: The Warblers are like rock stars.Kurt: [opens his eyes wide]Blaine: Come on. I know a shortcut. [took Kurt’s hand and started to run] Kurt: It's very civilized for you to invited me for coffee before you beat me up for spying.Wes: We are not going to beat you up.David: You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.Blaine: Which made me think that spying on us wasn’t really the reason you came.Kurt: [smiled awkwardly] Can I ask guys a question?...Are you guys all gay?Blaine, Wes and David: [bursted into laughter. Kurt showed upset look for a moment]Blaine: No...I mean, I am, but these two have girlfriends.David: This is not a gay school. We just have a zero - tolerance harassment policy.Wes: Everyone gets treated the same, no matter what they are. It's pretty simple.Kurt: [tried to say something but couldn't]Blaine: [looking at Kurt for a while] Would you guys excuse us?Wes: Yeah, take it easy, Kurt.Blaine: I take it you're having trouble at school.Kurt: I’m the only person out of the closet at my school. And I tried to stay strong about it..but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell - and no one seems to notice.Blaine: I know how you feel. I got taunted at my old school, and it really – it pissed me off.Blaine: Or you can tell them. Or you can refuse to be the victim. Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt. And you have a chance right now to teach him.Kurt: How?Blaine: Confront him. Call him out. I ran, Kurt. I didn’t stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something I really, really regret. Kurt: Hey, You! I am talking you!Karofsky: Girl's locker room is next door.Kurt': What is your problem?Karofsky: 'Scuse me?Kurt: What are you so scared of?Karofsky: Besides you sneaking a peak at my junk?Kurt: Oh yeah, every straight guys nightmare that all us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well guess what, hamhog? You're not my type.Karofshy: Is that right?Kurt: Yeah. I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are gonna be bald by the time they're 30.Karofsky: [holds up fist] Do not push me Hummel.Kurt: You gonna hit me? Do it.Karofsky: [angrier] Don't push me!Kurt: Hit me cause it's not gonna change the way I am. You can't punch the gay out of me more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!Karofsky: GET OUTTA MY FACE!Kurt: You are nothing but a little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!Karosky: [kisses Kurt then attempts to kiss Kurt again and is pushed away] UGH! [leaves the locker room leaving Kurt shocked] Blaine: [in a text] Courage Kurt: Long story short – you’re having a Glee wedding! Quinn: So what do you want to talk about in private?Sam: These galactic mobiles aren't the stars at McKinley. We are. Or at least I want us to be. I think I love you.Quinn: Oh.Sam: Look, my shoulder's healed up and I'm going to be the quarterback again soon. And you're already the head cheerleader. [Bends on one knee and opens a box with a ring]Quinn: Oh my god, are you proposing? We've known each other for 6 weeks. Stand up. You're freaking me out.Sam: I-I wanna marry you, someday. Until then, will you accept this promise ring?Quinn: What are you, 6?Sam:: [Stands up] If you accept, this ring will symbolize my promise to you to be true, to never pressure you to do anything more than kiss, to listen to your problems, to tell you when you have food in your teeth or eye gunk, to come over to your house whenever you need something super heavy to move around. I promise to make you feel proud when you walk down the hall and say, "That dude's my boyfriend." I promise to do all of those things without trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey.Quinn: [Laughs softly]Sam: [Bends down on one knee again] I really care about you, Quinn and I want us to be together.Quinn: [Closes the box]Sam: Is that a no?Quinn: It's a maybe. [Leaves] Rachel: Ladies, the Kurt/Karofsky bullying situation is getting way out of control. Kurt's miserable. He's losing weight and not in a good way and he's barely fighting me for solos anymore.Tina: We've all been teased but something about what Karofsky's doing is so much worse.Rachel: We're all lucky enough to have boyfriends on the football team. I say we band together and demand that they confront Karofsky.Quinn: Okay, first of all, I'm not dating Sam. And second of all, I think you set the feminist movement back fifty years.Rachel: Look, guys like Karofsky only respond to muscle.Quinn: So, we're going to fight violence with violence?Rachel: No! Look I'm not saying that we should hit him, I'm saying that we need to defend Kurt and there's strength in numbers.Tina: So I'm confused. [Turns to Brittany] Are you and Artie officially dating now?Brittany: Deal with it. When you guys ever fooled around, did he ever just, like, lie there?Santana: [Walks in] Why didn't you tell me we were having a Glee girls meeting?Rachel: This is a meeting for Glee girls with boyfriends. We're going to make them stop Karofsky from bullying Kurt.Santana: Okay, I'm dating Puckerman.Quinn: You're getting naked with Puckerman.Tina: Besides, Puck can't mess with Karofsky. He's on probation. If he gets in a fight with him, he'll be sent back to juvee.Rachel: Mm-hmm. So now if you'll excuse us.Santana: [scoffs] You're so on my list, dwarf. [leaves]Rachel: Look if something bad happens to Kurt and we didn't do anything to stop it, we'll never be able to live with ourselves Finn: Karofsky plays right guard. If he gets pissed at me, I'm gonna get sacked more times than Jay Cutler, which means we're gonna lose, which means Beiste is gonna make Sam quarterback.Rachel: Is being quarterback more important to you than helping out the kid who's gonna be your stepbrother?Finn: We both know I can help him more if I stay on top. Kurt's gonna be fine. Rachel, I'm sorry, I want to, but I can't.Rachel: I've never been so disappointed in you before Santana: Where were you, Finn?Finn: Still out on the field, okay? I totally would have given him a beat-down if I'd been there.Mercedes: The fact is, it shouldn't have gone down without you, Finn. You should have been leading the charge.Kurt: [softly] Lay off Finn, everyone. It isn't his problem. It's none of your problems, actually. But thank you for what you did. Especially Sam. Burt: I'm not really known for having a way with words. You know, when you're a kid, adults will tell you lots of things. But one thing they neglect to mention is how sad life can be. I lost somebody I loved very much, but Kurt... He lost his mom. And that killed me. Well, we got by, but looking back, I-I wanna apologize to you, Kurt. What we were living, it just... it wasn't living. You know that saying, that when God closes a door, he opens a window? Well,sometimes, out of nowhere, He'll do you one better. He'll kick a whole wall down. He grabbed me by the shoulders and He pointed me towards this woman right here, and He said, 'There she is, go get her'. You're everything, Carole. Words can't describe you - you're everything. And I will love you till the day I die.[Rachel tears up, Finn smiles at her, Santana watches longingly]Carole: I'm lucky. Most women, when they get married, they get one man. I get two. One of you saved me from my wardrobe, the other just saved me. Kurt, you're an amazing person. I'm not only getting a son, I'm getting a friend. Finn... I know you were resistant at first, but I am so proud of you. I've watched you grow into a man. But I think I'm most proud that you've become a brother to Kurt. [Carole holds Finn's hand, Burt takes Kurt's] We are four people becoming a family.Priest: Okay. Burt, do you take Carole—Burt: You bet I do!Priest: And do you, Carole, take this man—Carole: Oh, yes, I do! Yes, I do![Everyone applauds. Burt and Carole kiss] Will: And now, I'd like to introduce one of the best men: Finn Hudson.Finn: [Takes a glass from the waiter] Oh, thanks. Hi. Uh, thank you. Best man. Right. Well, I wanna propose a toast to my mom, who is so awesome. I mean, somehow even without one in the house, you've taught me what it means to be a man. [Carole tears up] In Glee club, whenever two of us get together, we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. [Rachel smiles] Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. [Rachel scowls] And today, a new union was formed: Furt [Kurt looks surprised, the gleeks laugh. To Kurt] You and me, man. We're brothers from another mother. And quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you about what it means to be a man. And over the past few weeks, uh, some stuff's gone down. And I haven't manned up like I should've. From now on, no matter what it costs me, I got your back. Okay? Even if it means getting a slushie in the face every now and then. [The gleeks chuckle] You put this entire wedding together by yourself, Kurt. So, as a thank-you I had the Glee Club put together a little number in your honor. [To Kurt] You're gonna dance it with me dude. Finn: What the hell, dude? How about you talk with me about this first?Kurt: I'm sorry Finn, but there's nothing to talk about. Karofsky's coming back tomorrow, so that means I won't be.Sam: We can protect you.Puck: Seriously. We can form a perimeter around you, like the Secret Service.Finn: Yeah.Kurt: The only thing that can really protect me is what they have at Dalton: a zero-tolerance no bullying policy. Blaine: I don't know how it worked at your old school, but did you notice that we all wear uniforms around here? It's about being a part of team.Kurt: I guess I'm just used to having to scream to get noticed.Blaine: You're not gonna make it as a Warbler if all you care about is getting noticed.Kurt: You're right. I'm sorry.Blaine: I know it's gonna take some getting used to, but you'll fit in soon enough, I promise. Rachel: What I meant to say was, "wow, that really sucks. I'm sure you were really good."Kurt: I was. I mean, I think I was. Being in The Warblers has really made me question everything I thought about myself.Rachel: Yeah, what has become of us, Kurt? ...So, do you miss us?Kurt: I do. Being a Warbler is great, but I don't think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did, and I can't help but think that I let you guys down.Rachel: It's your life, Kurt, and you weren't safe at Mckinley any more, and we all get it.Kurt: How come you were never this nice to me before?Rachel: You were my only REAL competition.Kurt: [smiles] True, true. Will: Who's that? Someone special?Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually gay. I call that progress.Will: How you doing?Kurt: Classes are harder, but the kids are kinder. But I miss you guys a lot though. So, what brings you here? Are you looking for teaching at a place where pencils aren't primarily used as weapons? [After the performance]Finn: So how much did we raise?Puck: $210 bucks and that's after my cut.Finn: (frowns)Puck: I'm kidding.Rachel: Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas alone.Will: Yes Rachel, I am.Rachel: Well I know how painful being alone can be so if you want you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese food and watch the Main Event.Will: Well thanks Rachel but I think I'm going to pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.(Everyone walks back into the chorus room and stop in their tracks with stunned looks on their faces.)Tina: Artie.Artie: (standing up with machines supporting his legs and his hands gripping on canes)Brittany: (gasps in shock)(Everyone gathers around Artie.)Artie: It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. I can't use it all the time but...check me out. (slowly takes a few steps then stops)Quinn: Where did you get it?(Flashback)Brittany: (wheeling Artie to her living room) (voiceover) We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.(Flashback ends)Sam: How the hell did you afford that thing?Brittany: I didn't buy it. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a Transformer.Artie: (turns to Santana) I assumed her dad got it for me but he has no idea. He went to take a long poop and then it was there.Rachel: So if no one knew who bought it for you then-Brittany: Santa brought it.Mercedes: Santa.Artie: (nods) Santa.Quinn: A real Christmas miracle.Coach Beiste': (watching and smiling) [At Will's home]Will: (enters his home and takes off his scarf and coat and grabs something from his fridge then enters his living room)Sue: Hey Will.Will: (shocked) How--How did you get in here?Sue: Oh, I had key made ages ago.Will: (staring in astonishment)Sue: Do you like your tree?Will: Uh, it's-it's beautiful. What's going on? What's with all the presents?Sue: Well you remember that old meanie who stole of those stuff in the choir room? Well she's sorry.Will: Really? Well what made her change her mind?Sue: I don't know. Call it a Christmas miracle and we'll leave it at that. Now I know a lot of these gifts are for orphans or something but I got you something special. (gives Will a present) It's okay. It's not going to explode.Will: (takes the present, opens it and takes out a razor)Sue: I thought you'd like to put us all out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.Will: (smiles) Thanks, Sue. The tree really does look great.Sue: Well Santa had some helpers. (blows her whistle)(The Glee kids come out)Rachel: No one should be alone on Christmas, Mr. Schuester.Sue: Too much talking, lady. Come on, let's get some Christmas up here.(The Glee club starts decorating the Christmas tree.)Will: I thought you hated the holidays.Sue: Nah, I just hate you.Will: Merry Christmas, Sue.Sue: Merry Christmas, Will. Barista: What can I get you?Blaine: A Medium Drip, and a Grande Non-Fat Mocha for this guy, and maybe I can get him to split one of the Cupid cookies.Kurt: You know my coffee order?Blaine: Of course I do.Barista: That'll be $8.40.[Kurt and Blaine both start to pull out their wallets]Blaine: Don't even bother dummy, it's on me.[Blaine walks away after paying]Kurt: [to barista] I do believe I have a new favorite holiday. [laughs]Jeremiah: No one here knows I'm gay.Kurt: Can I be honest? Just with the hair, I think they do.Jeremiah: Blaine, let's just be clear here. You and I got coffee twice, we're not dating. If we were I'd get arrested, considering your age.Kurt: So, it's just like 'When Harry Met Sally'. But I get to play Meg Ryan.Blaine: Deal. [pauses] Don't they get together in the end?Kurt: [smiles and ignores the question] [In the chorus room]Will: All right, folks. Regionals is in a week. It's time to get deep into our set list. Artie? You okay?Artie: [still in shock] My life is over. How am I suppose to support a baby? [turns to Brittany] How could you not tell me about this?Will: Wait, Brittany, are you pregnant?Brittany: Definitely. I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy.Puck: Um, babies don't get dropped off.Will: Wait, Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure.Brittany: I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from.Santana: [looks at Brittany in shock]Sam: [smiles and shakes his head] Burt Hummel[Having "the talk" with his son] Now for most guys sex is, just, ya know, this thing we always want to do. Ya know, its fun, feels great, but we're not really thinking too much about, ya know, how it makes us feel on the inside, or, ya know, how the other person feels about it.Kurt Hummel: Women are different?Burt Hummel: Only because they get that its about something more than just the physical. Ya know, when you're intimate with somebody, in that way, you're exposing yourself, ya know, you're never gonna be more vulnerable, and that scares the hell out of a lot of guys. Believe me, I can't tell you how many buddies I've got who have gotten way too deep with a girl who said she was cool with just hooking up.Kurt Hummel: But that's not going to happen to me, Dad.Burt Hummel: No, its gonna be worse. Because its two guys. With two guys you got two people who think that sex is just sex. Its gonna be easier to come by. And once you start doing this stuff you're not going to want to stop. Yah just... you gotta know that it means something. You know, its doing something... to you, to your heart, to your self esteem, even though it feels like... you're just having fun.Kurt Hummel: So you're saying I shouldn't have sex?Burt Hummel: I think on your 30th birthday it is a great gift to yourself.[pause]Burt Hummel: Kurt, when you're ready, I want you to be able to... do everything. But when you're ready I want you to, use it as a way to connect to another person. Don't throw yourself around, like you don't matter. 'Cause you matter, Kurt.Kurt Hummel: [pause] Is that it?Burt Hummel: That's it, for now. Can I make you some toast?Kurt Hummel: I think I'll take it up to my room to eat while I look over my new pamphlets[he gathers the gay sex Ed pamphlets his father has brought home]Kurt Hummel: . Thank you Dad.Hummel: You're welcome.[Kurt leaves. Burt sighs a deep sigh of relief] [In the hallways]Santana: [walks to Brittany] Hi.Brittany: Hi.Santana: Can we talk?Brittany: But we never do that.Santana: I know but, um, I wanted to thank you for performing that song with me in Glee club.Brittany: Yeah.Santana: 'Cause it's made me do a lot of thinking. What I realize is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with...because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. And Brittany, I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. I just can't.Brittany: I understand that.Santana: Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?Brittany: Not really.Santana: I want to be with you. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school.Brittany: Yeah, but honey...if anyone were to ever make fun of you, you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.Santana: [sniffles and begins to cry] Yeah, I know. But...I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept...that I love you. I love you. And I don't want to be with Sam, or Finn, or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please...Brittany: Of course I love you. I do. And I would totally be with you if it weren't for Artie.Santana: Artie?Brittany: I love him too. I don't want to hurt him. That's not right. I can't break up with him.Santana: Yes, you can. He's just a stupid boy.Brittany: But it wouldn't be right. Santana, you have to know if Artie and I were to ever break up, and I'm lucky enough that you're still single... [tries to touch Santana's arm]Santana: [pulls her arm away] Don't.Brittany: I am so yours. Proudly so.Santana: Yeah, wow. Whoever thought that being fluid meant that you could be so stuck?Brittany: Don't. I'm sorry -- [tries to hug Santana]Santana: [pushes her away] Get off me. [leaves] Brittany: Hey.Santana: [looks at Brittany then back to her locker]Brittany: Can I ask you a question? We use to be really close and I really miss being your friend.Santana: Still waiting for the question.Brittany: Did I do something wrong?Santana: No. Look, I don't know. Did you? All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants. That's fine. It's your loss. 'Cause now I get the chance to write an awesome heterosexual song about Sam that we're going to sing at Regionals.Brittany: Wait, you're still dating Sam? But you told me you were in love with me.Santana: I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Could you stop staring at me? I can't remember my locker combo.Sue: Well well. If it isn't Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Fake Boobs.Brittany: You know you can't talk to us like that. You're not our cheer coach anymore.Sue: I'm not anybody's cheerleading coach anymore. Quinn: [playing on the piano then stops when she sees Rachel] You're late.Rachel: We're friends, right?Quinn: Yeah, I guess so.Rachel: I mean with everything that happened last year? You gave your baby to my mom. We kind of bonded over that.Quinn: What's your point?Rachel: My point is I know we haven't spent a lot of time together this year, but I thought we were close enough that we could be honest with each other.Quinn: Go ahead, ask me.Rachel: Fine. Are you and Finn together?Quinn: Yes. It's been a couple of weeks. It's like Groundhog's Day with you, Rachel. How many times do you have to make the same mistake to realize it's not going to work out?Rachel: Well, thank you for being honest with me, Quinn, and I'm happy for you and Finn, but don't go and try to rewrite history. It was real between us. He chose me over you.Quinn: And how long did that last for?Rachel: Why are you being so mean?Quinn: [walks towards Rachel] Do you want to know how the story plays out? I get Finn, you get heartbroken, and then Finn and I stay here and start a family. I'll become a successful real estate agent and Finn will take over Kurt's dad's tire shop. [voice starts breaking] You don't belong here, Rachel. And you can't hate me for helping to send you on your way.Rachel: I'm not giving up on Finn. It's not over between us.Quinn: YES IT IS! You're so frustrating! And that is why you can't write a good song, because you live in this little school girl fantasy of life. Rachel, if you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never going to get it right. So we're done with that and why don't we just return to our work? Kurt: Has anyone literally died on stage?Blaine: [looks over] Are you nervous?Kurt: Please don't judge me. This is the first time I've had a solo in front of a competition audience. I have this nightmare that I'm going to forget the lyrics or I'm going to sing and nothing is gonna come out. [looks over at Blaine] Okay, you can judge me.Blaine: I think it's adorable. I think you're adorable. And- and the only people who're going to dying tonight are the people in that audience because you and I are going to kill this thing. Come on, let's go.Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?Blaine:: [nervously] Kurt, there’s a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you forever." [places hand on Kurt's] Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. [pause] You move me Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. [leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly] We should... We should practice.Kurt: [smiles] I thought we were. [kiss again] Kurt: Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.Blaine:: You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?[both walk off hand in hand] Santana: The truth about what?Karofsky: None of your business, J Lo.Santana: First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill.Karofsky: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl.Santana: Ha. See here's whats gonna go down. Two choices: You stay here and I crack one of your nuts—right or left, that's your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. [gestures to her hair] Yeah, just all up in here.Karofsky: [reluctantly walks away]Blaine: We could have handled that.Santana: It was more fun doing it together.Karofsky: All I can say is that Santana has really helped me to see the light. She showed me all these stories on-line about kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves because they were being bullied so bad. I couldn't believe someone could make another person feel that awful. But she helped me accept that I was one of those bad people, and I don't want to be any more. Mercedes: Well guys, [looks at her watch] it's noon. Which means, it's official.Sam: What's official?Kurt: My transfer! Kurt Hummel is back at McKinley! Kurt: [to Blaine] I'll never say goodbye to you. Brittany: I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me. Kurt:(to Blaine) I'm going to show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me or whispering behind my back, they can't touch me. They can't touch us or what we have. Rachel: [checking her cheek] Most girls would be upset about getting slapped in the face, but…I happen to appreciate the drama of it. [gets a paper towel]Quinn: [leans against the sink] I know you think it's hard to be you, Rachel, but at least you don't have to be terrified all of the time.Rachel: What are you so scared of? [offers a paper towel to Quinn]Quinn: [takes the paper towel] The future. When all this is gone.Rachel: Look, you have nothing to be scared of. You're a very pretty girl, Quinn. You're the prettiest girl I've met Quinn but...you're a lot more than that. Kurt: [after Rachel finishes singing] She may be difficult but, boy, can she sing. [stands up and claps] BRAVO! [Santana pushes him to sit back down]Rachel: I made it.[The New Directions are eating on the Red Stairs.]Kurt: A year and a half ago, the New Directions were nothing but a group of six misfits stumbling their way through a horrific rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat". Now, here we are at the top of the show choir heap. Nationals!Tina: I wanna hit up Central Park, get my frolic on!Puck: I wanna throw stuff off the Brooklyn Bridge.Finn: Guys hold on, I mean, we still have two songs to write.Kurt: Okay, Mr Bossypants. But I think we have some time for a tune before we leave. [begins to sing] Start spreading the news. [everyone begins to join in] I'm leaving today. I wanna be a part of it. New York, New York!Rachel: Guys, I have news. To celebrate our impending win at Nationals, I got us all thirteen tickets to Broadway's longest running show ever; Cats![Everyone begins to cheer.]Quinn: You might want to check the dates on those, Rachel, 'cause Cats closed about eleven years ago.Rachel: He did seem crazy. He charged my credit card through his butt crack. Rachel: Being in New York is like falling in love, over and over again, every minute. Tonight felt like one of those awesome nights that you see in those amazing romantic comedies. All we need now is some street singers to serenade us to make it perfect.[Artie, Sam, Puck and Mike begin to sing Bella Notte.]Finn: Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you. Rachel: I think we were good.Finn: Good? We were amazing!Rachel: The kiss was... interesting.Finn: Yeah, I'm calling it the kiss of the century-Jesse: You're wrong, Finn. That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won't like it. They'll consider it common and vulgar and will cost you nationals. Hi Rachel, you look amazing and you sounded great. You just shouldn't have kissed him.Rachel: Why are you here Jesse?Jesse: For you.Finn: Dude, back off; you're just jealous. Jealous of what we have, and what we shared with the entire audience because it was shared between two people who love each other. It was the Superman of kisses! It came with its own cape, right Rachel? Kurt: We all just looked at the top ten list for showcase and we all just went numb. And then Jesse just kept going on and on about how Rachel and Finn's kiss was what cost us nationals.Blaine: While I do understand passion I do think that was unprofessional. Sorry keep going.Kurt: And then we get back to the hotel, and Santana loses her head.[Flashback]Santana: [angrily yelling at Rachel and being held back] Escucha! Soy de Lima Heights Adjacents y yo tengo orgullo!. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacents? Cosas Malas! (English translation: I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!)[Flashback ends]Kurt: I mean, on the plane ride home it was completely silent, like no one said a word. We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.Blaine: Wait a second...I don't get it. You don't seem that sad at all.Kurt: It was still amazing. I mean, I flew in a plane for the first time in my life, I had breakfast at Tiffany's, I sung on a Broadway stage.Blaine: I love you.Kurt: [silent for a few seconds] I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year. Brittany: [walks up to Santana] Hey, you still pissed?Santana: [holds up a voodoo doll] Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work?Brittany: Come on, we can't be mad at Rachel forever.Santana: Uh, yes we can. How could you possibly be so calm?Brittany: I hated losing just as much as everyone but this year wasn't about winning for me.Santana: Clearly, cause we got our asses kicked.Brittany: Yeah.Santana: Sorry. What was it about?Brittany: Acceptance. I know that all the kids in the glee club they fight and steal each others boyfriends and girlfriends and they threaten to quit like every other week. But weird stuff like that happens in families.Santana: Yeah, well this a club. This not a family.Brittany: OK well, family is a place where everybody loves you no matter what. And they accept you for who you are. I know I'm going to be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina's wedding. And I'm going to be anxiously waiting just like everybody else to see if their babies are Asian too. When they find an operation to make Artie's legs work again, I'm going to be there for his first steps. I love them, I love everyone in glee club and I get to spend another year with the people I love. So, I'm good.Santana: What about you and I?Brittany: I love you Santana. I love you more than I've ever loved anyone else in this world. All I know about you and I is that because of that, I think anything's possible.[Santana smiles and hugs Brittany.]Santana: You're my best friend.Brittany: Yeah, me too.[They stop hugging and join their pinkies.]Santana: When did you get so smart? Rachel: Where have you been?Finn: Hiding out. Everyone hates me.Rachel: No, they don't. And that doesn't explain why you haven't said a word to me since we've been back.Finn: You should be more pissed at me than anyone else. I screwed up. I'm humiliated! And we worked so hard for everything and I was supposed to be this big-shot leader holding everyone together and…I blew it. Cost us the championship.Rachel: Look, being an artist is about expressing your true feelings in the moment no matter what the consequences. What were you feeling in that moment?Finn: That I loved you. And I would've done or given anything to kiss you one more time.Rachel: So you did. You know, you gave it all up for one kiss… Was is worth it?Finn: Yeah. What about you? Was it worth it for you?Rachel: Yeah. Because in my heart, I know we'll have another shot at nationals. You have to know that I'm leaving, Finn. I'm going to New York and I'm never coming back.Finn: Graduation's a year away. You got any plans 'til then? [kisses Rachel]Rachel: Okay, let's go. [gets up]Finn: [confused] Where are we going?Rachel: Final glee club meeting of the year! Glee Season 3 Kurt: I want my senior year to be magic and the only way that's going to happen is if I get to spend every minute of every day with you Finn: You're the best girlfriend ever. [leans in to kiss Rachel]Rachel: No, you got grease on your nose.Finn: Oh. [about to wipe his nose]Rachel: [shrugs] What the heck. [kisses Finn] Will: Miss Fabray! Wait. You know, there's only one person in this world that you care about. And that's yourself.Quinn: You have no idea...Will: [hammers his hand at the table] I'M NOT FINISHED!Becky: Woah, woah, woah.Will: You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long are you planning on playing the victim card? Since day one, you've done nothing but sabotage the same Glee club that's been there for you over and over again, when you got pregnant, when your parents kicked you out. You know, Mercedes even let you live in her house! And I don't recall ever hearing so much as a "thank you". So now you're a train wreck. Well, congratulations. But you stride into my office and tell me it's my fault? Well, then I have something to say to you, grow up. Kurt: Ten years from now, you'll be thinking about the friends you had and the ones you just tossed aside. Santana: Here's the deal, pixie-boy. You’ve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. I understand. She's beautiful, she's innocent, she's everything that's good in this miserable, stinking world. Burt: Your Glee Club saved my kid's life. It turns out art can do that, ya know? Whether it’s through singing or dancing or painting a freakin’ picture. Puck: Not a lot of people believe in me and it means a lot that you do. Artie: When you’re in a chair, it’s hard to… ever feel like you’ve grown up. Everyone’s always doing stuff for you. They get freaked out about saying the wrong thing. So, they coddle you. Sometimes, it’s hard to ever picture a life of being totally self-sufficient. But directing you guys… the way you trusted me, the way you looked at me, and listened to me. It’s the first time in my life that I’ve ever felt like a grown man. It’s the greatest gift you could give a guy, so… so thank you guys. For the flowers and for everything. Josh: Saw the commercial. Smokin’!Santana: Who the hell are you?Josh: Josh Coleman. Sophomore rugby captain. Girls like you are a challenge. You just need the right guy to straighten you out and I’m just the man to do it.[The New Directions and Troubletones girls approach Santana and Josh.]Mercedes: Move your busted creeper ass…Tina: …now!Josh: Easy girls. I'm just trying to make her normal.Brittany: She is normal.Quinn: It's not a choice, idiot. But even if it were you would be our last choice.Josh: Oh, I get it. So you're all a bunch of lesbos.Rachel: So what if we are. You don't stand a chance either way. Puck: I let you down, we all did. We just spent a whole week helping Santana with a secret everybody already knows and not one person took ten seconds to help you. And you’re a freakin’ mess. You have been for three years, ever since I knocked you up. You don’t need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special. If there’s one person that I’m sure is gonna get the hell out of this town and make something of herself, it’s you. Santana: I love girls the way that I’m supposed to feel about boys. It’s just something that’s always been inside of me, and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I want you to know me. Who I really am. When I’m with Brittany… I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. I’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside… but every day just feels like a war. I walk around so mad at the world, but I’m really just fighting with myself. I don’t want to fight anymore. I’m just too tired. I have to just be me. Santana: I picked a song that gives me strength and gets me through. The struggle continues but at least I know I'm not alone. Same way all of you do. Quinn: I came here to talk to you, actually. To tell you I'm not going to tell.Rachel: Why?Quinn: Because I love Beth, and I don't want to ruin her life. I wanted to thank you actually.Rachel: For what?Quinn: For keeping me from doing something stupid. Something I would have regretted my entire life.Rachel: [nods and ducks her head shyly then looks up]...We're kind of friends huh?Quinn: Kind of. What do you think about Yale?Rachel: Oh no no. I had my sights set on NYADA.Quinn: No, for me. I'm not the singer that you and Kurt are but Yale has an amazing drama program and I really do like to perform.Rachel: Yeah!Quinn: I certainly would nail all the parts where the girl has to cry.Rachel: [laughs] No I think it's a great idea! I'm especially since you won't have me to compete with. ...You're a lot better than you know.Quinn: Well..I'll see you at glee club.Rachel: Wait, w-where are you going?Quinn: There's a couple people I need to talk to.Rachel: Ok well, I don't know if you need help with your Yale application..Quinn: Not with the Yale application but um, there is something you could do for me. Quinn: Look, I know I went a little crazy.[Santana and Mercedes nod in agreement.]Quinn: But I'm here now. I'm 17. I have the rest of my life ahead of me. I love glee club, I love you girls, and when we're 27, or 87 I want us to be able to look back on these next couple of months and talk about how it was the best time of our lives. Rachel: Hey! Look I need your advice, alright, about, about an adult problem.Quinn: Holy Crap! Are you pregnant?Rachel: No! Look I'm coming to you as a friend and, oddly because I also think you are the only person that will give me just a straightforward and a thoughtful answer about this.Quinn: You're right, I'm sorry. Yes, I can keep a secret.Rachel: Finn, asked me to marry him.Quinn: [gasps] Well, what did you say?Rachel: I said I needed to think about it.Quinn: Well, you can't.Rachel: Why? Plenty of people get married our age and I know he and I haven't lived together or anything but I love him and he's the one. I know it. [Quinn hands her a folded piece of paper] What's this? [opens it and reads it]Quinn: My ticket out of here. I got into Yale, early admissions. Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity while maintaining a straight A average during a teen pregnancy really turned on the admissions boards.Rachel: Quinn, that's amazing. [hugs Quinn] That's so great. [lets go] It's great.Quinn: I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon.Rachel: Oh. Yeah. I mean, New York mail is notoriously slow, so…Quinn: My point being is that I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won't know why.Rachel: So are are you saying that Finn and I should break up?Quinn: I'm all for making the most of the next few months, but I'd hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be if you want what you ever dreamed of, you're gonna have to break up with him.Rachel: That's an awful thing to say.Quinn: Look, you wanted straight and thoughtful. I guess at one point it made sense to love somebody for your whole life, but it doesn't anymore. Women are finding themselves in their thirties now, every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're going to want in fifteen years.Rachel: But Finn and I…we can grow together.Quinn: Look Rachel, I…you and Finn are a lovely couple. But if you really want to be happy, you're going to have to say goodbye. Finn: Wow, Quinn, that was incredible!Will: Even more incredible is her big news. Tell them.Quinn: I got into Yale! [clapping and cheering]Will: It's Just--It's amazing for everything you've been through, you really deserve this, Quinn.Mercedes: We're so proud of you, Quinn.Quinn: I wanted to thank you guys, because without each and every one of you this would’ve never happened. You supported me and loved me through all the drama. And that’s why I’m standing here. I wasted so much time hating myself for the stupid mistakes that I made, but the truth is is that without all of those I never would’ve dreamed this to be my future. I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can't change your past, but you can let go and start your future.[cheering] Burt: You beat them all. They threw everything at you. They tried to beat you down. But you know what? You're unstoppable, Kurt. They can never take this away from you. I am so proud to be your dad. Right now, in this moment, on this day, you won. Santana: I want to remind you of something an amazing teacher once taught me: without passion, you can't succeed.Will: Who taught you that?Santana:You did. And you do. When you teach Glee. Will: All right, guys! Let me ask you something: where do you think you'll be in the year 2030?Rachel and Kurt: Broadway! (They look at each other) Twinsies!Artie: Walking.Puck: In jail. Or dead. Or both. Brittany: [walks up to Santana with her laptop] Happy Valentine's Day.Santana: You're giving me your computer for Valentine's Day?Brittany: It's a playlist, with all of the songs that I hear in my head when I'm with you or when I'm thinking about you. I wanted to make you a CD for Valentine's Day, this is as far as I got without any help. Oh, and I made you a cover/ [shows Santana the album cover of the playlist, a picture of Santana hugging Brittany]Santana: [smiles] Brittany, thank you.Brittany: You're welcome.Figgins: Teen Lesbians! I must see you in my office right now!Santana: This is such bull crap! Why can't Brittany and I kiss in public, 'cause we're two girls?Figgins: Please don't make this about your sapphic orientation. Sugar: Okay, everyone! It's time for my extra special guest! Back from the dead and cute and compact as ever.Blaine: [standing by the door] Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.Kurt: [looks up shocked] Sam: Someday I want to earn enough money to buy my folks a new place so they don't ever have to go through losing their home again.Mercedes: Yeah, I'm most looking forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.[Everyone laughs.]Artie: I want to be there to see my kid's first steps.Sugar: I want to be there to see Sex & The City Part 3.Mr. Schue: Wow.Puck: I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it, but I really do want to graduate high school.Finn: I'm going to petition the Army to change my dad's dishonorable discharge status to an honorable one.Quinn: I'm looking forward to graduating from Yale at the top of my class.Santana: I'm looking forward to the day when my grandmother loves me again.Brittany: I want Lord Tubbington to kick his ecstasy addiction.Blaine: I'm looking forward to marriage equality in all fifty states.MIke: I'm looking forward to the first time I dance at Carnegie Hall.Tina: I just want a song.[Everyone laughs.]Kurt: I'm looking forward to watching my dad make a difference in Congress.Rachel: I'm looking forward to being friends with all of you for the rest of my life.Rory: I know this sounds silly but the peanut butter really is amazing, Mr. Schue. Do you know what I'm looking forward to? Winning at Regionals. Quinn: Hey, how do I look? Coach Sylvester gave it to me early and I couldn't resist.Rachel: I'm glad you're happy. Everyone deserves to be happy.Quinn: When you were singing that song, you were singing it to Finn and only Finn, right? He really does make you so happy. I want to support you, Rachel, and Finn, and come to the wedding. If it's not too late.Rachel: [smiles widely and hugs Quinn] Kurt: Can I come in?David: Yeah. The doctor’s took me off 72-hour watch. I get to go home tomorrow.Kurt: That’s great. I’m really happy that you’re alive, David.David: Me too.Kurt: I should have returned your calls.David: Why would you, after the way I’ve treated you?Kurt: It’s okay.David: No, it’s not okay. It’s like you said on Valentine’s Day, I made your life a living hell for months. But when the same thing happened to me, I couldn’t take it for a week. My supposed best friend telling me he never wants to talk to me again, my mom telling me I have a disease… and maybe I can be cured. I don’t know what to do. I can’t go back to that school.Kurt: Then go to another school. I’m not gonna lie to you, it isn’t going to be easy. And there will be days when… life just sucks. But you’re gonna get through this. ‘Cause I’m gonna help you. And so is everyone who loves you and accepts you for who you are. And if they can’t accept that, then… screw ‘em, right?David: Yeah. Jesse St. James: Excuse me, Mrs. Tibideaux? I'm Jesse St. James, coach of Vocal Adrenaline. I auditioned to you two years ago. You said I showed promise.Carmen Tibideaux: And you probably did. I see hundreds of people every day. Good day to you.Jesse St. James: No, I'm not here for me. I heard that you came here today to see Rachel Berry. And there's something you need to know about her. Rachel's the most talented person I've ever met. Bar none. If anyone is going to be a star someday, it's her. She'll make an excellent contribution to NYADA. You won't regret it, I promise. Rachel: I would've loved to see you in a bridesmaids dress, Quinn. You as well Kurt. Brothers and Sisters Will you marry me all over again?Robert Saul: Kitty, repeat after me. I, Kitty, take you, Robert, to be my husband. Kitty: I heard it was really hard getting me down here. Kitty: Well, we're always bitching that she butts into our lives. So let's just stop butting into hers. If you ever call my brother a "fag" again ... I will have you killed.Kitty We always have milk! The North Ridge Earthquake, El NiÃo, the LA Riots. We always have milk!Kitty [to Kevin] Oh, by the way, I'm glad Scotty's sperm's better than yours â” us Walkers need to stop reproducing.Sarah
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