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I am one of the many ( there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or the I Am Obsessed With Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot, comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its uprise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...:

Birth Month and Your Personality

THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN

JANUARY Ambitious and serious Loves to teach and be taught Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses Likes to criticise Hardworking and productive Smart, neat and organised Sensitive and has deep thoughts Knows how to make others happy Quiet unless excited or tensed Rather reserved Highly attentive Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds Romantic but has difficulties expressing love Loves children Homely person Loyal Needs to improve social abilities Easily jealous

FEBRUARY Abstract thoughts Loves reality and abstract Intelligent and clever Changing personality Temperamental Quiet, shy and humble Low self esteem Honest and loyal Determined to reach goals Loves freedom Rebellious when restricted Loves aggressiveness Too sensitive and easily hurt Showing anger easily Dislike unnecessary things Loves making friends but rarely shows it Daring and stubborn Ambitious Realising dreams and hopes Sharp Loves entertainment and leisure Romantic on the inside not outside Supersticious and ludicrous Spendthrift Learns to show emotions

MARCH (mine) Attractive personality Affectionate Shy and reserved Secretive Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic Loves peace and serenity Sensitive to others Loves to serve others Not easily angered Trustworthy Appreciative and returns kindness Observant and assess others Revengeful Loves to dream and fantasize Loves travelling Loves attention Hasty decisions in choosing partners Loves home decors Musically talented Loves special things Moody

APRIL Active and dynamic Desicive and haste but tends to regret Attractive and affectionate to oneself Strong mentality Loves attention Diplomatic Consoling Friendly and solves people’s problems Brave and fearless Adventurous Loving and caring Suave and generous Emotional Revengeful Agressive Hasty Good memory Moving Motivate oneself and the others Sickness usually of the head and chest Easily get too jealous

MAY Stubborn and hard-hearted Strong-willed and highly motivated Sharp thoughts Easily angered Attracts others and loves attention Deep feelings Beautiful physically and mentally Firm standpoint Easily influenced Needs no motivation Easily consoled Systematic (left brain) Loves to dream Strong clairvoyance Understanding Sickness usually in the ear and neck Good imagination Good debating skills Good physical Weak breathing Loves literature and the arts Loves travelling Dislike being at home Restless Not having many children Hardworking High spirited Spendthrift

JUNE Thinks far with vision Easily influenced by kindness Polite and soft-spoken Having lots of ideas Sensitive Active mind Hesitating Tends to delay Choosy and always wants the best Temperamental Funny and humorous Loves to joke Good debating skills Talkative Daydreamer Friendly Knows how to make friends Abiding Able to show character Easily hurt Prone to getting colds Loves to dress up Easily bored Fussy Seldom show emotions Takes time to recover when hurt Brand conscious Executive Stubborn Those who loves me are enemies Those who hates me are friends

JULY Fun to be with Secretive Difficult to fathom and to be understood Quiet unless excited or tensed Takes pride in oneself Has reputation Easily consoled Honest Concern about people’s feelings Tactful Friendly Approachable Very emotional Temperamental and unpredictable Moody and easily hurt Witty and sarky Sentimental Not revengeful Forgiving but never forgets Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things Guides others physically and mentally Sensitive and forms impressions carefully Caring and loving Treats others equally Strong sense of sympathy Wary and sharp Judge people through observations Hardworking No difficulties in studying Loves to be alone Always broods about the past and the old friends Likes to be quiet Homely person Waits for friends Never looks for friends Not aggressive unless provoked Prone to having stomach and dieting problems Loves to be loved Easily hurt but takes long to recover Overly concerned Puts in effort in work

AUGUST Loves to joke Attractive Suave and caring Brave and fearless Firm and has leadership qualities Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic Taked high pride of oneself Thirsty for praises Extraodinary spirit Easily angered Angry when provoked Easily jealous Observant Careful and cautious Thinks quickly Independent thoughts Loves to lead and to be led Loves to dream Talented in the arts, music and defence Sensitive but not petty Poor resistance against illnesses Learns to relax Hasty and rushy Romantic Loving and caring Loves to make friends

SEPTEMBER Suave and compromising Careful, cautious and organised Likes to point out people’s mistakes (NOT TRUE) Quiet but able to talk well Calm and cool Kind and sympathetic Concerned and detailed Trustworthy, loyal and honest Does work well Sensitive Thinking Good memory Clever and knowledgeable Loves to look for information Must control oneself when criticising Able to motivate oneself Understanding Secretive Loves sports, leisure and travelling Hardly shows emotions Tends to bottle up feelings Choosy especially in relationships Loves wide things Systematic

OCTOBER Loves to chat Loves those who loves him Loves to takes things at the centre Attractive and suave Inner and physical beauty Does not lie or pretend Sympathetic Treats friends importantly Always making friends Easily hurt but recovers easily Bad tempered Selfish Seldom helps unless asked Daydreamer Very opinionated Does not care of what others think Emotional Decisive Strong clairvoyance Loves to travel, the arts and literature Soft-spoken, loving and caring Romantic Touchy and easily jealous Concerned Loves outdoors Just and fair Spendthrift and easily influenced Easily lose confidence

NOVEMBER Has a lot of ideas Difficult to fathom Thinks forward Unique and brilliant Extraodinary ideas Sharp thinking Fine and strong clairvoyance Can become good doctors Careful and cautious Dynamic in personality Secretive Inquisitive Knows how to dig secrets Always thinking Less talkative but amiable Brave and generous Patient Stubborn and hard-hearted If there is a will, there is a way Determined Never give up Hardly become angry unless provoked Loves to be alone Thinks differently from others Sharp-minded Motivates oneself Does not appreciates praises High-spirited Well-built and tough Deep love and emotions Romantic Uncertain in relationships Homely Hardworking High abilities Trustworhty Honest and keeps secrets Not able to control emotions Unpredictable

DECEMBER Loyal and generous Patriotic Active in games and interactions Impatient and hasty Ambitious Influential in organisations Fun to be with Loves to socialise Loves praises Loves attention Loves to be loved Honest and trustworthy Not pretending Short tempered Changing personality Not egoistic Taked high pride in oneself Hates restrictions Loves to joke Good sense of humor Logical

A Glass of Milk

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”

“You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.” He said….. “Then I thank you from my heart.” As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

Year’s later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval.

He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill.

She read these words….. “Paid in full with one glass of milk”

(Signed)

Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: “Thank You, God, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands.”

Now you have two choices.

You can send this page on and spread a positive message. or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart

Advice

Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Do not set your goals. Only you know what is best for you.

Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.

Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life.

Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks.It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly.

Do not dismiss your dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope; To be without hope is to be without purpose.

Do not run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have been, but also where you are going. Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.

Ice Cream For the Soul

Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year- old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said “God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if mom gets usice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!”

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby I heard a woman remark,” That’s what’s wrong with this country. Kids today don’t even know how to pray. Asking God for ice-cream! Why, I never!”

Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, “Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?” As I held him and assured him that he had done a Terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, “I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer.”

“Really?” my son asked. “Cross my heart” he replied. Then in theatrical whisper he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), “Too bad she never asks God forice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes.” Naturally, I bought my kid’s ice cream at the end of the meal.

My son stared at his for a moment and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and without a word walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, “Here, this is for you.Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes and my soul is good already.”

The End

Carrying Books

One afternoon, I saw a kid from my freshman class walking home from school. He was quite a duffus. He was laden’d down with what seemed like all his books. I was wondering “why would anyone bring home all his books, he must really be a nerd.” Oh well…. I figured, it was Friday and I had quite a weekend planned, parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon.

As I was walking I saw a bunch of kids running toward the duffus, they ran past him – knocking all his books down and tripping him so that he landed sprawled all over the dirt. His glasses went flying and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes, and my heart went out to him. So I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. I said to him, “Those guys are jerks, they really should get lives, you know?” and I handed him his glasses.

He looked at me and said, “Hey Thanks”, and there was a real smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. He lived near me, and I wondered why I’d never seen him before. He said he went to a private grammar school. Well that explained it. I would have never hung with a private school kid, but the girls on the other hand, well that was different!

Well, we talked all the way home and I carried his books, he turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play football on Saturday with me and my friends, cause he said he loved football.

Well, turned out we hung all weekend and the more I got to know this guy the more I liked him. And my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again, and I stopped him and said, “Man boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!” He just laughed and handed me half the books!

Well, the four years passed by and Kyle and I had become best friends, we were going on to college. He was going to Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a Doctor, and I was going for a Business Degree on a football scholarship.

The only thing was that Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I would kid him all the time about being a smart nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn’t me!

Graduation day I saw Kyle and he looked great – he was one of those guys that really found himself during high school….. filled out… and he actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than me and all the girls loved him! Boy, sometimes I was jealous. Well, today was one of them, I could see he was nervous about his speech. I smacked him on the back and said, “Hey big guy, you’ll be great!” He looked at me with one of those looks, the really grateful ones, and smiled,” Thanks my friend,” he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, he began with, “Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough high school years, your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach, but mostly good friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give another person. I am going to tell you a story, my story.” I just looked at this handsome man with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met.

He told about how he had cleaned out his locker of all his books and stuff so he could at least spare his mom from that pain, because he had it all figured out. His plans had been to kill himself over the weekend.

He looked at me with those big grateful eyes, and said, “Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.” I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and Dad, and with tearful eyes they looked at me and smiled that same grateful smile I saw my friend smile so many times in the last 4 years, not till that moment understanding how truly grateful it was.”

Never under estimate the power of kindness, with one small token you can change a persons life….. even save it!

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Copy and paste this into your profile if your 11th birthday sucked because you didn't get a letter from Hogwarts.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
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In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape… …A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap.
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… …with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin… ...the last real Marauder... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody… …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort… …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! ...She deserved everything she got and more.
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring.
In Remembrance of George's Ear... ...may he forever be 'holey'... ...at least Fred has some company... ...a little piece of George, to last him forever.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down.
I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course,
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's room,
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the Death Eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always."
Re-post if Harry Potter has been your light in the darkest of times, and has given you happiness.
Re-post if you will not cry because it is over, but smile because it happened.
Re-post if you believe we'll miss the train ride in, and the pranks pulled by the twins, although it's nowhere we've been, we'll keep smiling on, from the times we had with them.
Re-post if you owe JK Rowling, Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright, Matthew Lewis, and the rest of the cast of HP your childhood.
Re-post if HP has changed you
Re-post for Tonks, Remus, Ted Tonks, Fred, George's ear, Colin Creevy, the Horcrux in Harry.
For Quirrel, for Mad-Eye, for Lockhart, for the Half-Blood Prince, for Lily Evans, for James Potter.
For the Cowardly Wormtail, for Lumos Maxima.
For Neville's pure Bad Assery.
For Nagini's head.
For the lost diadem.
For the sword of Godric Gryffindor.
For losing a mother that night in Godric's Hollow.
For "Happy Christmas, Harry...Happy Christmas, Ron."
For Crookshanks.
For Masters Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
For "I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
For "Mischief Managed."
For Hedwig.
For McGonagall and "I've always wanted to use that spell."
For Molly Weasley and "Not my daughter, you bitch."
For Percy's redemption.
For George's being the living twin in a now living Hell.
For Errol's failure.
For Pig's hyperactivity.
For Viktor Krum.
For infiltrating the Ministry.
For Misuse of Muggle Artifacts.
For Expecto Patronum and chocolate.
For werewolves.
For anamagi.
For pumpkin juice.
For Seamus' tendency to blow things up.
For "Sunshine, daisies, butter mallow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow."
For Lily Luna, James Sirius, and Albus Severus.
For Wizard's Chess.
For Hugo and Rose.
For Scorpius.
For Slytherin's reputation.
For Ravenclaw's education.
For Gryffindor's bravery.
For Hufflepuff's loyalty.
For Cedric Diggory.
For all of the wars we've fought.
For all of the things we're not.
For marching on.
For horcruxes.
For "All was well."
For Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
For Arianna Dumbledore.
For Flitwick.
For the Deathly Hallows.
For the Golden Trio.
For the Chosen One.
For the Brightest Witch of Her Age.
For Weasley is Our King.
For S.P.E.W.
For Dobby.
For Kreacher.
For Gimmauld Place.
For "I open at the close."
For "That tiny ball of light."
For "Tales of Beedle the Bard."
For Petunia, losing a sister.
For Dudley, unknowing of magic.
For Romione.
For he will live as long as those remain are loyal to him.
For you.
For me.

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If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is then you will send this to everyone you know to inform them of how terrible it is if you dont, you're heartless. Please send this too anyone you can.

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl.

I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming and screaming,"Mommy, Mommy, help me please; Mommy, help me."

Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered, "Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the monster.

I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster. Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

SniffSniff SoOo SaD

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is then you will send this to everyone you know to inform them of how terrible it is if you dont, you're heartless. Please send this too anyone you can.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Something that I found on another author's bio and it touched me:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black.
When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black.
But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green.
When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve
to call me colored."

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

They pushed and pulled

I fell off my stool

They called me names

I felt ashamed

They broke my leg

Like a peg

I called for help

But got the belt

I felt the darkness

coming closer

They hit me harder

to make it faster

Re-post this if you think abuse of any kind should be stopped

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up all day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark, my folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, from Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, my name is called,
I press myself against the wall,
I try to hide from his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work,
He slaps, and hits me, and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run to the door,
He’s already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor,
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me...
And you can help to stop this for others. If you read this and don’t pass it on I pray
for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person to not be
effected by this poem and because you are effected, do something about it! So all I
ask you to do is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

I took a Harry Potter Sorting Hat and got sorted into...

Hufflepuff

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

You can't make a rainbow with only one shade of color and you can't make a better world with only one type of person. See and accept the things you're not. One day we might just make this world more beautiful. Copy this onto your profile if you want others to stop being so blind and heartless in this world...and you want world peace more than anything money can buy!

I'm not a book - I can't be read.

I'm not the weather - I can't be predicted.

I'm not an item - I can't be bought.

I'm not a fool - I can't be sweet talked.

I'm not an outfit - I can't be changed.

I'm not a game - I can't be won.

I'm not an animal - I can't be tamed.

I'm not a doormat - I can't be walked all over.

I am what I am and that's all that I am.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere,add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to Harry Potter, post this onto your profile

If you prentend Fred Weasley didn't die, copy and pase this into your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you have ever wished you were Hermione Granger, copy and pase this into your profile

If you are in love with Harry Potter, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with The Marauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), copy and paste this in your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 that hasn't, post this on your profile.

30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remeberance of Lily Potter Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts

In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end, By a teenager at that

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry

In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring

In Remembrance to Sirius Black Who never got to walk free Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year And who had to get killed by his cousin and then eaten by drapery

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.

They will never be forgotten.

Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty.

Miss Nymphadora Tonks, Thank you for your clumsiness and just being plain amazing

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love.

Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.

Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.

Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.

Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.

Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.

Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.

Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.

Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.

Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.

Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.

Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.

Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.

Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.

Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.

Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.

Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.

Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.

The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.

Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.

Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.

Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.

Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.

Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.

Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.

Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.

Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.

Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long

Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventur

Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.

Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.

Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.

J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

Not All Gryffindors Were Brave: Peter Pettigrew

Not All Hufflepuffs Were Weak: Cedric Diggory, Nymphadora Tonks, Amelia Bones

Not All Ravenclaws Were Clever: Gilderoy Lockhart

Not All Slytherins Were Evil: Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn, Regulus Black, Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks, Draco Malfoy

STOP STEREOTYPING.

To me, fearless is not the absence of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, fearless is having fears.Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death.Fearless is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before. Fearless is walking into your freshman year of high school at fifteen. Fearless is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again even though every time you've tried before you've lost it. It's fearless to have faith that someday things will change.Fearless is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them. I think it's fearless to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing, I think it's fearless to stop believing them. It's fearless to say "you're NOT sorry" and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is fearless. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is fearless. Letting go is fearless. Then, moving on and being alright... that's fearless too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and Prince Charmings and happily ever after. Because I think love is fearless. --Taylor Swift

To Ron: 'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.' - Hermione, OOTP

'It's just hard,' Harry said finally, in a low voice, 'to realise he won't write me again'. - Harry, HBP

'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed. 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge.' - George, PS

'Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I've ever had the misfortune to meet.' - Hermione, OOTP

'Oh yes,' said Dumbledore faintly. It seemed that he forced himself to meet Harry's eyes. 'You know what happened. You know. You cannot despise me more than I despise myself.' - Dumbledore, DH

'The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease.' - Luna Lovegood, HBP

'I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.' - Harry

'Hello, Harry,' said George, beaming at him. 'We thought we heard your dulcet tones.' - George, OOTP

'But why's she got to go to the library?' 'Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library.' - Harry and Ron, COS

'Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy. Don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...' 'Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?' said Harry sarcastically. - Hermione and Harry, OOTP

'Accio Brain!' - Ron, OOTP

'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through...' - Fred and George, COS

'I love you, Hermione.' - Ron, HBP

'Harry!' said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. 'Simply splendid to see you, old boy--' 'Marvelous,' said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. 'Absolutely spiffing.' Percy scowled. 'That's enough, now,' said Mrs. Weasley. 'Mum!' said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. 'How really corking to see you--' - Fred and George, POA *

'I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.' - Dumbledore, PS *

'Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?' - McGonagall, POA

'For him?' shouted Snape. 'Expecto Patronum!' From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: she landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. 'After all this time?' 'Always.' - Snape and Dumbledore, DH

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl,that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you can't trust your friend who can you trust?

Trust is the most important component of any relationship. If you do not trust a person, you probably do not consider them your friend. The building blocks of friendship are based on sharing the deepest parts of yourself and believing that they will be held sacred. You believe this about your friend and he believes it about you. The more you trust each other, the deeper the friendship that you have built. If you don't have trust in your friend, you don't have a friendship.

Trust is confidence. A belief that one is what one says they are. A conviction that the truth is told to you. Trust is the expectation that someone is true to their statements. True to their actions. Trust is believing another will not lie to you, no matter how much it may hurt. Trust is a reliance on another.

Trust is something that is earned by others when you keep information told to you in confidence without telling others. When you are nice to and protect your friends and family they learn to trust you. Trust is a sign that you are comfortable around someone, can be yourself, and are not in danger.

Friendship - Who Is A True Friend

The very first sign of a very good friend, not necessarily a true friend is that we are not worried about courtesies. You will call your friend at any hour and talk without any thought of time in your mind. Similarly, whenever you need support, you will call a very good friend and ask him/her to help you out. They expect the same from you. Another important trait of such a friendship is that we are not much worried about exposing our feelings. We speak about everything in our mind without worrying about what our friends will think. We are sure that they will take our talk in the spirit it was made. We are unguarded and open with friends in our talk.

A true friend is a little more than a very good friend. A true friend will support you even if it hurts his/her own interest. A true friend will understand your motives and needs and will be with you without any analysis or criticism. A true friend will come forward to help without any request and be with us in need without showing it or expecting anything in return. With a true friend, you can be sure that you will get help to the extent possible by him/her. Nothing will remain unturned.

You may meet a person and instantly know that you will be best friends forever. Other friendships develop over an extended period of time. In some friendships you may feel a sense of equality, while in others there may be a clear sense that one is giving more to the friendship then the other. There are no rules about how a friendship has to be.

Being alone is one of the saddest conditions for a human being to experience. You may feel alone with your family, if you think that no one understands you. Often people are afraid to share who they are because they think that they will be rejected. However, if you are not sharing who you are, you are not truly with the people you love. On the other hand when you share you true self, you risk being rejected.

A family does not consist of only blood relatives. Family is the people who love you and take care of you. People that you can turn to when you need help and they never judge you and they love you unconditionally. A family is what you make it to be.

Families are also formed by kindred hearts adopting each other informally by an unspoken mutual understanding. The common denominator is how people consider each other as family in their hearts. That's what really matters most. Those you consider as family in your heart, and those who consider you as family in their heart

Harry Potter Quotes:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone:

Hagrid: Who told you about Fluffy?
Ron: Fluffy?
Hermione: That thing has a name?

Mr. Ollivander: Curious... very curious...
Harry: Sorry, but what's curious?
Mr. Ollivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather... just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar.
Harry: And who owned that wand?
Mr. Ollivander: We do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.

Hermione:Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities!

[about Fluffy]
Hagrid: I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the...
Harry: Yes?
Hagrid: Shouldn't have said that. No more questions, don't ask anymore questions!

Hagrid: [about Fluffy] Just play a bit of music and he falls straight asleep... I shouldn't have told you that!

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!
Harry: I'm a what?

Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madam Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!
[Harry ignores Hermione and he flies up]
Hermione: What an idiot!

Draco Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley.

Molly Weasley: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Fred, you next.
George Weasley: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred Weasley: Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.
Molly Weasley: [to Fred] Oh, I'm sorry, George.
Fred Weasley: [approaches the barrier] I'm only joking, I am Fred!
[runs through the barrier]

[deleted scene]
Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards. Pathetic! We've got final exams coming up soon.
Ron: I'm ready! Ask me any question.
Hermione: All right, what are the three most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness Potion?
Ron: I forgot.
Hermione: And what, may I ask, do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exam?
Ron: Copy off you?
Hermione: No, you won't! Besides, according to Professor McGonagall, we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell.
Ron: That's insulting! It's as if they don't trust us!

[deleted scene]
Professor Severus Snape: For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Death, a Bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Aconite. Well, why aren't you all copying this down?

[deleted scene]
Harry: Good of you to get us out of trouble like that.
Ron: Mind you, we did save her life!
Harry: Mind you, she might not have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her.
Ron: What are friends for?

[deleted scene]
Hagrid: Crikey, I'd love a dragon.
Harry: You'd like a dragon?
Hagrid: Vastly misunderstood beasts, Harry. Vastly misunderstood.

Draco Malfoy: It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts

Dudley Dursley: Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?

Professor McGonagall: Albus, do you really think it safe, leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. They're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are...
Dumbledore: The only family he has.
Professor McGonagall: This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name.
Dumbledore: Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from all of that. Until he is ready.

Harry: I can't be a-a-a wizard. I mean, I'm just Harry, just Harry.

Ron: I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley.
Harry: I'm Harry. Harry Potter.
Ron: So... so it's true! I mean, do you really have the... the...
Harry: The what?
Ron: [in a hushed tone] The scar?
Harry: Oh.
[shows him the scar on his forehead]
Harry: Yeah.
Ron: Wicked!

Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few...
[stares at Draco Malfoy]
Professor Severus Snape: Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.
[notices Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!
[steps over to Harry]
Professor Severus Snape: Mister Potter. Our new celebrity.

[during the final chess game; Harry looks around at the board]
Harry: Wait a minute!
Ron: You see it, don't you, Harry? Once I make my move, the Queen will take me. Then you're free to check the King.
Harry: No. Ron, NO!
Hermione: What is it?
Harry: He's going to sacrifice himself.
Hermione: No, you can't, there must be another way!
Ron: Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not?
[Hermione looks stunned]
Ron: Harry, it's you that has to go on, I *know* it. Not me, not Hermione, YOU.
[Harry takes a deep breath and nods]
Ron: [after a deep breath] Knight to H3.
[Ron and his horse advance to the next square. Ron breathes deep]
Ron: Check.
[The white Queen turns, advances slowly upon him, then draws her sword and plunges it into his horse, throwing him violently to the ground]
Harry: RON!
[Hermione makes as if to run to him]
Harry: [to Hermione] NO! DON'T MOVE! Don't forget - we're still playing.
[Harry moves three squares diagonally to his left and turns to face the King]
Harry: CHECKMATE.

Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

Ron: [Harry and Ron arrive late to Transfiguration, relieved that Professor McGonagall isn't there yet] Whew, made it. Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?
[the cat sitting at the head of the class suddenly transforms into her]
Ron: That was bloody brilliant!
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.
Harry: We got lost.
Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.

Hagrid: You all right there, Harry? You seem very quiet.
Harry: He killed my parents, didn't he?
[puts a hand to his scar]
Harry: The one who gave me this?
[Hagrid is silent]
Harry: You know, Hagrid. I know you do.
[Hagrid sighs and pushes his bowl aside]
Hagrid: First - and understand this, Harry, 'cause it's very important - not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one wizard that went as bad as you can go, and his name was V-
[sighs]
Hagrid: his name was V...
Harry: Maybe if you wrote it down...
Hagrid: Nah, I can't spell it. Alright
[whispers]
Hagrid: 'Voldemort'
Harry: [loudly] Voldemort?
Hagrid: Shhh! It was dark times, Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers, brought 'em over to the dark side. Anyone who stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him, but nobody lived once he decided to kill them. Nobody... not one... 'cept you.
Harry: Me? Voldemort tried to kill... ME?
Hagrid: Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your forehead. A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.
Harry: What happened to Vol- to You-Know-Who?
Hagrid: Well, some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's still out there, too tired to carry on. But one thing's certain, something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous, Harry, that's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived.

Professor McGonagall: [to Harry and Ron after beating the Mountain Troll] Five points... will be awarded to each of you.
[Ron and Harry smile at each other]
Professor McGonagall: For sheer dumb luck.

Fred Weasley: Well done, Harry. Wood's just told us.
Ron: Fred and George are on the team, too. Beaters.
George Weasley: Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, of course. Rough game, Quidditch.
Fred Weasley: Brutal, but no one's died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they'll turn up in a month or two!

Sorting Hat: Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you? Harry: Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin. Sorting Hat: Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It's all here in your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No? Harry: Please, please. Anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin. Sorting Hat: Well if you're sure, better be... GRYFFINDOR!

Draco Malfoy: You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.
[he holds out his hand, which Harry doesn't take]
Harry: I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.

[deleted scene]
Ron: [Neville comes hopping in, his legs apparently stuck together] Leg-Locker Curse?
Harry: Malfoy.
Ron: You have *got* to start standing up to people, Neville.
Neville Longbottom: [wobbling uncontrollably] How? I can barely stand at all!
Seamus Finnigan: [jumping up, wand at the ready] I'll do the counter-curse!
Neville Longbottom: No, that's all I need... you to set my bloody kneecaps on fire!
Seamus Finnigan: [slamming his wand down] I don't appreciate the insinuation, Longbottom. Besides, if anyone cares to notice, my eyebrows have completely grown back!
[stalks off angrily, showing a large chunk of hair missing from the back of his head]
Harry: I found him!
[hands Ron a Chocolate Frog card of Dumbledore]
Ron: 'Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the Dark Wizard Grindelwald in 1945-'
Harry: Go on.
Ron: '-for his discovery of the 12 uses of Dragon Blood, and his work on alchemy with his partner Nicolas Flamel!'
Harry: I knew the name sounded familiar, I read it on the train that day.
Hermione: [Beaming excitedly] Follow me!
[the Trio tears out of the Great Hall, leaving poor Neville still flailing around]
Neville Longbottom: Hey, wait, where are you going? What about the counter-curse?
[Before he can say another word he topples over backwards, sparking a fresh round of laughter from the other students]

[last lines]
Hermione: Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?
Harry: [looking at Hagrid] I'm not going home. Not really.

[first lines]
Professor McGonagall: [as a cat] Mraow!
Dumbledore: I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall.
[Professor McGonagall transfigures into her human self]

Hermione: [after Hermione and Harry sink in the Devil's Snare, Ron is still panicking] He's not relaxing, is he?
Harry: Apparently not.
Hermione: I've gotta do something!
Harry: What?
Hermione: Oh, I remember reading something in herbology... um...
Ron: Hel-!
Hermione: Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare..."It's deadly fun, but will sulk in the sun!" That's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight! Lumos Solem!
[she conjures a type of sunlight from her wand; Ron falls to the ground below]
Harry: Ron, you okay?
Ron: Yeah.
Harry: Okay.
Ron: [sigh] Lucky we didn't panic.
Harry: Lucky Hermione pays attention in herbology.

Draco Malfoy
So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

Professor McGonagall
Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.

Dumbledore
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather is in your wand, gave another feather--just one other. It is very curious indeed that you should be destined for this wand when its brother--why, its brother gave you that scar...Curious indeed how these things happen. The wand chooses the wizard, remember..."

Mr. Ollivander, Page 85

Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign...to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection foever. It is in your very skin.

Not Slytherin, eh?...Are you sure? You could be great, you know, it's all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that--no? Well, if you're sure--better by GRYFFINDOR!

The Sorting Hat, Page 121

Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the Stone, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any Hogwarts to get expelled from! He'll flatten it, or turn it into a school for Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house cup? If I get caught before I can get to the Stone, well, I'll have to go back to the Dursleys and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only dying a bit later than I would have, because I am never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that trapdoor tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my parents, remember?

Harry Potter, Page 270

But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

Ron and Hermione joined Neville, Seamus, and Dean the West Ham fan up in the top row. As a surprise for Harry, they had painted a large banner on one of the sheets Scabbers had ruined. It said Potter for President…

"But will it cover all three of us?" said Ron.

"All – all three of us?"

"Oh, come off it, you don't think we'd let you go alone?"

"Of course not," said Hermione briskly. "How do you think you'd get to the Stone without us?"

Hermione, Ron and Harry

…Harry could hardly believe it when he realized that he'd already been at Hogwarts two months. The castle felt more like home than Privet Drive ever had.

It seemed to be a handsome, leather-covered book. Harry opened it curiously. It was full of wizard photographs. Smiling and waving at him from every page were his mother and father.

"Sent owls off ter all yer parents' old school friends, askin' for photos… knew yeh didn' have any… d'yeh like it?"

Harry couldn't speak, but Hagrid understood.

Hagrid

"There are all kinds of courage," said Dumbledore, smiling. "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville Longbottom." Dumbledore

“So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" ...
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!”

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-"
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
"Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.”

“Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me."
"Say 'please.'"
"Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?"
"Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice.
"All right- PLEASE."
"NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.”

“Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”

“She was a very pretty woman. She had dark red hair and her eyes -- her eyes are just like mine, Harry thought, edging a little closer to the glass. Bright green -- exactly the same shape, but then he noticed that she was crying; smiling, but crying at the same time. The tall, thin, black-haired man standing next to her put his arm around her. He wore glasses, and his hair was very untidy. It stuck up at the back, just like Harry's did.

Harry was so close to the mirror now that his nose was nearly touching that of his reflection.

"Mum?" he whispered. "Dad?"

They just looked at him, smiling. And slowly, Harry looked into the faces of the other people in the mirror and saw other pairs of green eyes like his, other noses like his, even a little old man who looked as though he had Harry's knobbly knees -- Harry was looking at his family, for the first time in his life.

The Potters smiled and waved at Harry and he stared hungrily back at them, his hands pressed flat against the glass as though he was hoping to fall right through it and reach them. He had a powerful kind of ache inside of him, half joy, half terrible sadness.”

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:

Lucius Malfoy: Mr. Potter! Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me, your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
Harry: Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing more than a murderer.
Lucius Malfoy: You must be very brave to mention his name. Or very foolish.
Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Lucius Malfoy: And you must be Miss Granger. Yes, Draco's told me all about you. And your parents. Muggles, aren't they? Let me see. Red hair... vacant expressions... tatty second hand book... you must be the Weasleys.
Arthur Weasley: Children, it's mad in here. Let's go outside.
Lucius Malfoy: Well, well, well. Weasley senior.
Arthur Weasley: Lucius.
Lucius Malfoy: Busy time at the Ministry, Arthur, all those extra raids? I do hope they're paying you overtime. Though judging by the state of this, I'd say not. What's the use in being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?
Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
Lucius Malfoy: Clearly. Associating with muggles. And I thought your family could sink no lower.

Ron: Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?
Harry: We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent.

Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.

Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs.
Seamus Finnigan: No, ma'am, he's just fainted.
Prof. Sprout: [pauses and sighs] Yes, well, just leave him there.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?
Ron: Um... Ron Weasley.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really! And,uh, wh-who am I?
Ron: Lockhart's memory charm backfired! He hasn't got a clue who he is!
Gilderoy Lockhart: It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?
Ron: No.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really?
[knocks Lockhart unconscious with a rock]

Oliver Wood: I don't believe it! Where you think you're going, Flint?
Marcus Flint: Qudditch practice!
Oliver Wood: I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today.
Marcus Flint: Easy, Wood. I've got a note.
Ron: Uh-oh. I smell trouble.
Oliver Wood: "I, Professor Severus Snape do hereby give the Slytherin team permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker." You've got a new seeker? Who?
[Malfoy steps out from behind the crowd]
Harry Potter: Malfoy?
Draco Malfoy: That's right. And that's not all that's new this year.
[shows everyone the new brooms]
Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those?
Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.
Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.
Hermione Granger: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!
Ron: You'll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs!
[Ron 's jinx backfires, hitting him in his chest and knocking him several feet backwards. The Gryffindor team and Hermione run to his side]
Hermione Granger: You okay, Ron? Say something!
[Ron opens his mouth and coughs up a huge slug and Colin Creevey begins snapping away with his camera]
Colin Creevey: Wow! Can you turn him around Harry?
Harry Potter: No Colin! Get out of the way!

Hermione: He called me a mudblood.
Hagrid: He did not!
Harry: What's a mudblood?
Hermione: It means dirty blood. Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who's muggle born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.
Hagrid: See the thing is, Harry, there's some wizards, like the Malfoy family, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "pure blood."
Harry: That's horrible!
Ron: [burps up another slug] It's disgusting.
Hagrid: And it's codswallop to boot. "Dirty blood." Why, there isn't a wizard alive today that's not half-blood or less. More to the point, they've yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can't do. Come 'ere. Don't you think on it, Hermione. Don't you think on it for one minute.

Ron: It's not much, but it's home.
Harry: I think it's brilliant.

Hermione: Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: [seeing everyone's faces] Very well. Well, you all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age. Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Now three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not.
Ron: Three guesses who.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic.
Hermione: Muggle-borns.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Well naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.

Ron: Do you think it's true? Do you think there really is a Chamber of Secrets?
Hermione: Yes. Couldn't you tell? McGonagall's worried. All the teachers are.
Harry: But if there really is a Chamber of Secrets, and it really has been opened, then that means...
Hermione: The heir of Slytherin has returned to Hogwarts. The question is; who is it?
Ron: [sarcastically] Let's think. Who do we know who thinks all muggle borns are scum?
Hermione: If you're talking about Malfoy...
Ron: Of course! You heard him. 'You'll be next mudbloods'.
Hermione: I heard him. But Malfoy, the heir of Slytherin?

Ron: You're a parselmouth! Why didn't you tell us?
Harry: I'm a what?
Hermione: You can talk to snakes!
Harry: I know. I mean, I accidentally set a python on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once. Once. But so what? I bet loads of people here can do it.
Hermione: No, they can't! It's not a very common gift, Harry. This is bad.
Harry: What's bad? If I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin...
Ron: Oh, that's what you said to it?
Harry: You were there! You heard me!
Ron: I head you speaking parseltongue. Snake language.
Harry: I spoke a different language? But I didn't realize... how can speak a language without knowing I can?
Hermione: I don't know, Harry, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something. Harry, listen to me. There's a reason the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent. Salazar Slytherin was a parselmouth, he could talk to snakes too.
Ron: Exactly! Now the whole school is gonna think you're his great-great-great-grandson or something.
Harry: But I'm not! I can't be.
Hermione: He lived a thousand years ago. For all we know, you could be.

Draco Malfoy: [to Harry, disguised as Goyle] Why are you wearing glasses?
Goyle: Oh, uh... reading.
Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Harry: Wish you were here, Hermione. We need you. Now more than ever.

Dumbledore: You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.
Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
Dumbledore: And that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled.
Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
Dumbledore: Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive...
[beams]
Dumbledore: Special Awards for Services to the School.

[last lines]
Hagrid: I'd just like to say that, if it hadn't been for you Harry, and Ron and Hermione of course, I would... I'd still be You-Know-Where. So I'd just like to say thanks.
Harry: There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.

Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Ron: [spellotaping his broken wand] Say it, I'm doomed.
Harry: You're doomed.

Hermione: It's a bit strange, isn't it?
Harry: Strange?
Hermione: You hear this voice, a voice only you can hear, and then Mrs. Norris turns up petrified? It's just... strange.
Harry: Do you think I should have told them? Dumbledore and the others, I mean.
Ron: Are you mad?
Hermione: No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign.

Hermione: Look, Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it?
Ron: That would be a cheerful visit. "Hello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
[Hagrid has walked up behind them]
Hagrid: Mad and hairy? You wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?
Hermione, Ron, Harry: No.

Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry: Don't worry. I will be.

Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
Molly Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat.

Molly Weasley: Now don't forget to speak very, very clearly.
Harry: Diagonally.
[Harry vanishes]
Molly Weasley: What did he say dear?
Arthur Weasley: Diagonally.
Molly Weasley: I thought he did.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Let's have a volunteer pair. Potter, Weasley, how about you?
Professor Snape: Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox.

[deleted scene]
Fred Weasley: Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin!
George Weasley: Be careful! He's a seriously evil wizard.
Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.
Harry: They're the only ones.
Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?
Harry: Maybe they're right.
Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!
Harry: Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue! What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.
Hermione: You don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too.
Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?
Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.

Draco Malfoy: Father always said that Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place.
Harry: [disguised as Goyle] You're wrong!
Draco Malfoy: What? You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore? Well? Do you?
Harry: [disguised as Goyle] ... Harry Potter?
Draco Malfoy: Good one, Goyle. You're absolutely right.

Dobby: Dobby is... free.

Mrs. Weasley: RONALD WEASLEY! How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's facing an inquiry at work, and it's entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, we'll bring you straight home!
[to Ginny]
Mrs. Weasley: Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud.
[turns back to Ron]
Mrs. Weasley: PPPBBBTTT!
[the howler rips up]
Mrs. Weasley: .

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "Follow the butterflies"?

“Fear of the Name increases fear of the thing its self.”

“You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

“Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.”

“The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – "
"Plumbers?"
" – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.”

“Hang on..." Harry muttered to Ron. "There's an empty chair at the staff table...Where's Snape?"
"Maybe he's ill!" said Ron hopefully.
"Maybe he's left," said Harry, "because he missed out on the Defense Against Dark Arts job again!"
"Or he might have been sacked!" said Ron ethusiastically. "I mean, everyone hates him--"
"Or maybe," said a very cold voice right behind them, "he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."
Harry spun around. There, his black robes rippling in a cold breeze, stood Severus Snape.

“He missed Hogwarts so much it was like having a constant stomachache. He missed the castle, with its secret passageways and ghosts, his classes, … the mail arriving by owl, eating banquets in the Great Hall, sleeping in his four-poster bed in the tower dormitory, visiting the gamekeeper, Hagrid, in his cabin next to the Forbidden Forest in the grounds, and especially, Quidditch, the most popular sport in the wizarding world”

“Jiggery pokery, hocus pocus, squiggly wiggly”

"Now – be warned! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind! You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here. All I ask is that you remain calm." - Gilderoy Lockhart

Wooden filing cabinets stood around the walls; from their labels, Harry could see that they contained details of every pupil Filch had ever punished. Fred and George Weasley had an entire drawer to themselves.

"Excuse me?" said Ron sharply. "What d’you mean, a bit of whoever we’re changing into? I’m drinking nothing with Crabbe’s toenails in it – "

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban:

Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and... "
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!

Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...
[falls straight back asleep]

[last lines] Harry: [voice-over] I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. [writing appears, and the credits roll to end] Harry: Mischief managed. [the writing on the parchment fades away] Harry: Nox. [fade to black]

Harry: What's the holdup?
Ron: Probably Neville's forgotten the password again.
Neville Longbottom: [behind them] Hey!
Ron: Oh... You're there...

Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: [shouts] You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
[Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering]
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose]
Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: [running away] Quick! Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, brilliant!

Harry: Now what?
Hermione: We save Sirius.
Harry: How?
Hermione: No idea.

Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
George Weasley: We owe them so much.
Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...?
Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.
George Weasley: In his study.
Fred Weasley: Pacing.
George Weasley: Does that a lot.
Harry: So you mean this map shows...?
Fred Weasley: Everyone.
Harry: Everyone?
George Weasley: Everyone.
Fred Weasley: Where they are.
George Weasley: What they're doing.
Fred Weasley: Every minute.
George Weasley: Of every day.
Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it?
Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year.
George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one.
Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.
George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar.
Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.
George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it.

Sirius Black: I expect you're tired of hearing this, but you look so like your father. Except your eyes. You have...
Harry: My mother's eyes.
Sirius Black: It's cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little. But know this; the ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here.
[puts his hand to Harry's heart]

Ron: [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie...

Professor Lupin: The very first time I saw you Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They're your mother; Lily's. Yes, I knew her. You mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn't see it in themselves. Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You're more like them then you know, Harry. In time you'll come to see just how much.

Ron: Who do you think that is?
Hermione: Professor R. J. Lupin.
Ron: Do you know everything?
[to Harry]
Ron: How is it she knows everything?
Hermione: [annoyed] It's on his suitcase, Ronald.
Ron: Oh.

Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world?
Neville Longbottom: [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe.
Professor Lupin: I'm sorry?
Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape.
[laughter]
Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all.

[Hermione looks at Ron's broken leg, and they flirt by mimicking Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson]
Hermione: Ow! That looks really painful.
Ron: It's sorta painful. They uh, they might... chop it.
Hermione: I'm sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.
Ron: It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off.

Professor Lupin: [commenting on Sirius' ragged looks] Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within.
Sirius Black: Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you Remus?

Shrunken Head: Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!
[the Knight Bus screeches to a halt]
Shrunken Head: Ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... 'tree'... 'tree' and a half... two... one and 'tree' quarters... YES!

Ron: She's gone mental, Hermione has. I mean, not that she wasn't always mental, but now it's out in the open for everyone to see!

[about the newspaper clipping Ron was showing Harry and Hermione]
George Weasley: Not flashing that clipping again, are you, Ron?
Ron: I haven't shown anyone!
Fred Weasley: No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom.
George Weasley: The day maid.
Fred Weasley: The night maid.
George Weasley: The cook.
Fred Weasley: That bloke who came to fix the toilet.
George Weasley: And that wizard from Belgium!

[Harry has just successfully conjured a Patronus]
Professor Lupin: You know something, Harry? I think you would have given your father a run for his money, and THAT is saying something.
[beat]
Harry: I was thinking of him... and Mum. Seeing their faces. They were talking to me, just talking. That's the memory I chose. I don't even know if it's real. But it's the best I have.

[the Fat Lady has finally let them into Gryffindor Tower; both Harry and Seamus are talking at the same time]
Harry: She's still doing it, after three years, I mean...
Seamus Finnegan: I can't believe she still does that...
Harry, Seamus Finnegan: [together] She can't even sing!

Hermione: Headmaster, you've got to stop them! They've got the wrong man!
Harry: It's true, sir! Sirius is innocent!
Ron: It's Scabbers who did it.
Dumbledore: Scabbers?
Ron: He's my rat, sir. Well he's not really a rat. Well, he was a rat, he was my brother Percy's rat, but then they gave him an owl, and I got...
Hermione: The *point* is, we know the truth. Please believe us.

[about Sirius]
Harry: When we free him, I'll never have to go back to the Dursley's. It'll just be me and him. We could live in the country, someplace you can see the sky. I think he'll like that after all those years in Azkaban.

[about Hogwarts]
Sirius Black: It's beautiful, isn't it? I'll never forget the first time I walked through those doors. It'll be nice to do it again as a free man.
[about Pettigrew]
Sirius Black: That was a noble thing you did back there. He doesn't deserve it.
Harry: Well, I just didn't think my dad would've wanted his two best friends to become killers. Besides, dead the truth dies with him. Alive, you're free.

“Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light.”

“You think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly in times of great trouble?”

“What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed?" said Black, with a terrible fury in his face. "Only innocent lives, Peter!"
"You don't understand!" whined Pettigrew. "He would have killed me, Sirius!"
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Black. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”

“Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?”

“The Forbidden Forest looked as though it had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, and Hagrid's cabin looked like an iced cake.”

“A gigantic tortoise with a jewel-encrusted shell was glittering near the window.”

"You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in." - Minerva McGonagall

Then he stood up, stretched, and checked the time on the luminous alarm clock on his bedside table.
It was one o'clock in the morning. Harry's stomach gave a funny jolt. He had been thirteen years old, without realizing it, for a whole hour. (1.24-25)

"It's all Malfoy's fault, Hagrid!" said Hermione earnestly.
"We're witnesses," said Harry. [...] "We'll tell Dumbledore what really happened."
"Yeah, don't worry Hagrid, we'll back you up," said Ron.
Tears leaked out of the crinkled corners of Hagrid's beetle-black eyes. He grabbed both Harry and Ron and pulled them into a bone-breaking hug. (6.2.95-98)

"Potter trusted Black beyond all his other friends. Nothing changed when they left school. Black was best man when James married Lily. Then they named him godfather to Harry." (10.3.145)

It was a stag. It was shining brightly as the moon above [...] it was coming back to him [...]
It stopped on the bank. Its hooves made no mark on the soft ground as it stared at Harry with its large, silver eyes. Slowly, it bowed its antlered head. And Harry realized [...]
"Prongs," he whispered.
But as his trembling fingertips stretched toward the creature, it vanished. (21.301)

"You know Harry, in a way you did see your father last night [...] You found him inside yourself." (22.3.56)

Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

Ron Weasley: How did you get there? I was just talking to you over there! And now you're there!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:

Ron: [discussing inviting dates to the Yule Ball] This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without dates! Well, us and Neville.
Harry: [laughing] Yeah, but then again he could take himself.
Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.
Ron: What? Now I'm really depressed. Oi, Hermione... you're a girl.
Hermione: [haughtily] Very well spotted.
Ron: Come with one of us! It's one thing for a bloke to show up alone, but for a girl it's just sad.
Hermione: [angrily] I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!
[exits]
Ron: Bloody hell. She's lying, right?
Harry: If you say so.

Ron: Oh look, Mum's sent me something.
[pulls some frilly robes from the package]
Ron: Mum sent me a dress!
Harry: Well, it does match your eyes. Is there a bonnet?
[pulls out more lace]
Harry: Ah ha!
Ron: Nose down, Harry. Ginny, this must be for you.
Ginny: I'm not wearing that, it's ghastly.
Hermione: [laughing] They're not for Ginny, they're for you. Dress robes.
Ron: Dress robes? For what?

Harry: Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?
[Stops in front of a group of girls, hesitates, then continues walking]
Ron: Blimey, Harry. You've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can?
Harry: I think I'd take the dragon now.

Hermione: Harry, you told me you'd figured that egg out weeks ago! The task is two days from now!
Harry: [sarcastically] Really? I had no idea. I suppose Viktor's already figured it out.
Hermione: Wouldn't know. We don't actually talk about the tournament. Actually, we don't really talk at all. Viktor's more of a physical being.
[Harry laughs and Hermione blushes]
Hermione: I just mean he's not particularly loquacious. Mostly, he watches me study. It's a bit annoying, actually. You are trying to figure this egg out, aren't you?
Harry: What's that supposed to mean?
Hermione: It just means these tasks are designed to test you. In the most brutal way, they're almost cruel. And... I'm scared for you. You got by the dragons mostly on nerve. I'm not sure it's going to be enough this time.

Hermione: Victor's gone to get drinks. Would you care to join us?
Ron: No, we would not care to join you and *Victor*.
Hermione: What's got your wand in a knot?
Ron: He's from Durmstrang! You're fraternizing with the enemy!
Hermione: The enemy? Who was it wanting his autograph? Besides the whole point of the tournament is international magical cooperation. To make friends!
Ron: I think he's got a bit more than friendship on his mind. He's using you.
Hermione: How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself!
Ron: Doubt it. He's way too old.
Hermione: What? That's what you think?
Ron: Yeah, that's what I think.
Hermione: You know the solution, then, don't you?
Ron: Go on.
Hermione: Next time there's a ball pluck up the courage to ask me before someone else does! And not as a last resort!
Ron: Well... that... that's completely off the point...

[after Harry almost dies in the First Task]
Ron: I reckon you'd have to be barking mad to put your own name in the Goblet of Fire.
Harry: [coldly] Caught on, have you? Took you long enough.
Ron: I wasn't the only one who thought you'd done it. Everyone was saying it behind your back.
Harry: [sarcastically] Brilliant. That makes me feel loads better.
Ron: At least I warned you about the dragons.
Harry: Hagrid warned me about the dragons.
Ron: No, I did! Don't you remember? I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Parvati told Dean that Hagrid was looking for you! Seamus never actually told me anything, so it was really me all along. I thought we'd be alright, you know, after you figured that out.
Harry: Who... who could possibly figure that out? It's completely mental.
Ron: Yeah... it is, isn't it. I suppose I was a bit distraught.
Harry: [smiles weakly]
Hermione: [in disbelief] Boys!

Ron: Do you think we'll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?
Hermione, Harry: No.
Ron: Yeah, didn't think so. Oh well, what's life without a few dragons?
Hermione: Everything's going to change now, isn't it?
Harry: Yes.
Hermione: Promise you'll write this summer, both of you.
Ron: Oh, I won't. You know I won't.
Hermione: Harry will, won't you?
Harry: Yeah, every week.

Hermione: It's not going to work.
Fred: Oh yeah?
George: Why's that, Granger?
Hermione: You see this?
[gestures to a glowing circle on the floor]
Hermione: This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
Fred: So?
Hermione: So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dim witted as an ageing potion.
Fred: Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant!
George: Because it's so pathetically dim witted.

Hermione: Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvarti that Hagrid's looking for you.
Harry: Is that right? Well... what?
Hermione: Uh... Dean was told by Parvarti... please don't ask me to say it again. Hagrid's looking for you.
Harry: Well you can tell Ronald...
Hermione: I'm not an owl!

rthur Weasley: Get out of the kitchen, Ron! Everybody's hungry!
George, Fred: [together] Get out of the kitchen!
Arthur Weasley: [to the twins] Feet off the table!
George, Fred: [together] Feet off the table!
[put feet back on the table]

Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Fred: [whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

Dumbledore: Today we acknowledge a really terrible loss. Cedric Diggory was, as you all know, exceptionally hard working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend. Therefore, I feel you have the right to know exactly how he died. You see, Cedric Diggory was murdered, by Lord Voldemort. The Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you this. But not to do so I feel would be an insult to his memory. Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Cedric Diggory will not have died in vain. You remember that, and we'll celebrate a boy who was kind, and honest, and brave, and true. Right to the very end.

It is my belief, however, that the truth is generally preferable to lies, and that any attempt to pretend that Cedric died as the result of an accident, or some sort of blunder of his own, is an insult to his memory. (37.51)

Ron: What do you suppose is on Karkaroff's arm?
Harry: I dunno.
Hermione: Boomslang skin and Lacewing flies... you're sure those are the two ingredients Snape mentioned?
Harry: Positive, why?
Hermione: Well, he thinks we're brewing Polyjuice Potion doesn't he?
Harry: I don't care what Snape thinks, I've got bigger problems than detention. Something's coming closer.
[touches his stinging scar]
Harry: I can feel it.

Hagrid: I remember when I first met you all. Biggest bunch of misfits I ever set eyes on! You reminded me of myself a little. And here we all are, four years later.
Ron: We're still a bunch of misfits.
Hagrid: Well maybe. But you've all got each other. And Harry of course, soon to be THE YOUNGEST TRI-WIZARD CHAMPION THERE'S EVER BEEN! HOORAY!

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”

“He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy...”

“Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it.”

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.
"Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.
"What?" said Ron, taken aback. "You've already asked her?"
"Good point," said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common room, "Oi! Angelina!"
Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him.
"What?" She called back.
"Want to come to the ball with me?"
Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look.
"All right, then," she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face.
"There you go," said Fred to Harry and Ron, "piece of cake.”

“I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...”

“I love magic!”

“Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers. "I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks.”

But she didn't look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material, and she was holding herself differently, somehow – or maybe it was merely the absence of the twenty or so books she usually had slung over her back. She was also smiling – rather nervously, it was true – but the reduction in the size of her front teeth was more noticeable than ever; Harry couldn't understand how he had never spotted it before. (23.75)

Professor McGonagall: Now, Mr. Weasley, put your right hand on my waist.

Ron: Whaaa?

Olympe Maxime: It's wrong, I tell you!Igor Karkaroff: You French tart! Everything is a conspiracy theory with you!Albus Dumbledore: Quiet! I can't think!Karkaroff: Everything is a conspiracy theory!Maxime: I protest!Dumbledore: Harry!Maxime: I protest!Dumbledore: Harry. [Grabs him] Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?Harry: No, sir.Dumbledore: Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?Harry: No, sir.Dumbledore: You're absolutely sure?Harry: Yes. Yes, sir.Maxime: But of course he is lying!Barty Crouch Jr.: (as Mad-Eye Moody) The hell he is! The Goblet of Fire is an exceptionally powerful magical object. Only an exceptionally powerful Confundus Charm could have hoodwinked it. Magic way beyond the talents of a fourth-year!Karkaroff: You seem to have given this a fair bit of thought, Mad-Eye!Crouch: (as Mad-Eye) [threateningly] It was once my job to think as dark wizards do, Karkaroff. Perhaps you remember?Dumbledore: This doesn't help, Alastor! Leave this to you, Barty.Barty Crouch, Sr.: The rules are absolute. The Goblet of Fire constitutes a binding magical contract. Mr. Potter has no choice. He is, as of tonight... a Triwizard champion.

Parvati[Looking at Hermione] She looks beautiful!Harry[Looking at Cho] Yeah, she does... Wha- [Turns around and sees Hermione coming down the stairs. Noticing how beautiful she really looks, he smiles gently, agreeing with Parvati]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:

Lord Voldemort: [to Dumbledore via Harry's voice] You've lost, old man.
Harry Potter: [to Voldemort] You're the weak one. And you'll never know love,or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!
Ron Weasley: The what?
Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.
Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...
Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.
Harry Potter: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!

Luna Lovegood: [regarding Hogwarts's Food] I hope they have pudding.

Hermione Granger: Um... Hi! You all know why we're here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who's had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.
Zacharias Smith: Why?
Ron Weasley: Why. Because You-Know-Who's back, you tosspot.
Zacharias Smith: [nods toward Harry] So he says.
Hermione Granger: So Dumbledore says.
Zacharias Smith: So Dumbledore says because he says! The point is, where's the proof?
Slightly Creepy Boy: If Potter could tell us more about how Diggory got killed...
Harry Potter: I'm not going to talk about Cedric, so if that's why you're here you might as well clear out now.
Harry Potter: [aside to Hermione]
Harry Potter: C'mon, Hermione, let's go. They're just here because they think I'm some sort of freak.
Hermione Granger: Harry, wait!
Luna Lovegood: Is it true you can produce a patronus charm?
Hermione Granger: Yes. I've seen it.
Dean Thomas: Blimey, Harry! I didn't know you could do that!
Neville Longbottom: And he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore's office.
Ginny Weasley: It's true.
Ron Weasley: Third year he fought off about a hundred dementors at once.
Hermione Granger: And last year he really did fight off You-Know-Who in the flesh.
Harry Potter: Wait... look, it all sounds *great* when you say it like that. But the truth is most of that was just luck. I didn't know what I was doing half the time, I nearly always had help...
Hermione Granger: He's just being modest.
Harry Potter: No, Hermione, I'm not. Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like.
Hermione Granger: You're right, Harry, we don't. That's why we need your help. Because if we're having any chance against beating... Voldemort.
Nigel 2nd Year: He's really back?
[Harry nods]

Neville Longbottom: So how are we going to get to London?
Harry Potter: Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, all of you, but - but I've got you into enough trouble as it is.
[walks past everyone]
Neville Longbottom: Dumbledore's Army's supposed to be about doing something real.
[Harry stops turns around to face them]
Neville Longbottom: Or was all that just words to you?
Ron Weasley: ...Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.
Harry Potter: ...So how are we going to get to London?
Luna Lovegood: We fly, of course.

Harry Potter: How come you're not at the feast?
Luna Lovegood: I've lost all my possessions. Apparently people have been hiding them.
Harry Potter: That's awful!
Luna Lovegood: Oh, it's all good fun. But as this is the last night, I really do need them back.
Harry Potter: Do you want any help finding them?
Luna Lovegood: I'm sorry about your godfather, Harry.
[clasps his hand comfortingly]
Harry Potter: Are you sure you don't want any help looking?
Luna Lovegood: That's all right. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end.
[they look up and see a pair of her shoes hanging from the ceiling arch]
Luna Lovegood: If not always in the way we expect.

Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out.
Ginny Weasley: The Shrieking Shack?
Harry Potter: It's too small.
Hermione Granger: The Forbidden Forest?
Ron Weasley: Not bloody likely!
Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out?
Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.
Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
Hermione Granger: Anyway, at least we know one positive thing that came from today.
Harry Potter: What's that?
Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't take her eyes off you, could she?

Sirius Black: If anyone's got a right to know it's Harry. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't even know Voldemort was back! He's not a child, Molly!
Mrs. Weasley: He's not an adult either! He's not James, Sirius.
Sirius Black: He's not your son.
Mrs. Weasley: He's as good as! Who else as he got?
Sirius Black: He's got me!

Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom, isn't it? How's mum and dad?
Neville Longbottom: Better, now they're about to be avenged!

[last lines]
Harry Potter: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.
Hermione Granger: What's that?
Harry Potter: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have.
Ron Weasley: Yeah?
Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for.

Sirius Black: Get away from my Godson!
[punches Mr. Malfoy in the face]

Harry Potter: [teaching Dumbledore's Army] Working hard is important, but there's something else that's even more important: believing in yourself. Look at it this way: every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now - students. If they can do it, why not us?

Sirius Black: When all this is over we'll be a proper family. You'll see.

“This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this. ”

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin...”

“I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside.”

“You can laugh, but people used to believe there was no such thing as the blubbering humdinger and the crumple horned snorkak!”

“We won't be seeing you,' Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.

Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch,' said George, mounting his own.

Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd. 'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley -- Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,' he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!'

Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.

STOP THEM!' shrieked Umbridge, but it was oo late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.

Give her hell from us, Peeves.'
And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.”

But the great black dog gave a joyful bark and gamboled around them, snapping at pigeons and chasing its own tail. Harry couldn't help laughing. Sirius had been trapped inside for a very long time.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

[Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library]
Hermione Granger: [snaps her fingers] Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
[Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper]
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

Ron Weasley: It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
Harry Potter: Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter: Or twenty.
Ron Weasley: I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.
Harry Potter: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
Ron Weasley: She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
Harry Potter: Oh... brilliant.
Ron Weasley: Do you think she knows I exist?
Harry Potter: Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
Ron Weasley: Snogging? Who are you talking about?
Harry Potter: Who are you talking about?
Ron Weasley: Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
Harry Potter: Okay, very funny.
Ron Weasley: [throws the chocolates box at Harry]
Harry Potter: What was that for?
Ron Weasley: It's no joke! I'm in love with her!
Harry Potter: Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley: No... Can you introduce me?

Professor Minerva McGonagall: Potter, take Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there.

Ron Weasley: [to Hermione and Ginny] He'll be here, soon.
[starts eating]
Hermione Granger: [smacks him on the arm with a book] Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!
Ron Weasley: Turn around, you lunatic!
[Hermione and Ginny looks towards the Great Hall door and sees Harry covered in blood]
Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?
Ron Weasley: Well, it looks like it's his own this time.

[after telling Harry to close his eyes, Ginny hides his book somewhere in the Room of Requirement, then comes back, and gives him a soft kiss on the lips]
Ginny Weasley: That can stay hidden up here too, if you like.
[a short time later, Harry is walking down the hallway, in a daze. Ron appears beside him]
Ron Weasley: So, did you and Ginny do it?
Harry Potter: [alarmed] What?
Ron Weasley: Did you hide the book?

Ron Weasley: How much are these?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: How much for me?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: I'm your brother!
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 10 galleons.

Horace Slughorn: [talking to Harry about his fish] It was a student who gave me Francis. One Spring afternoon I discovered a bowl on my desk, just a few inches of clear water in it. Floating on the surface was a flower petal. As I washed, it sank. Just when it reached the bottom, it transformed into a wee fish. It was beautiful magic, wondrous to the behold. The flower petal had come from a lily, your mother. The day I came downstairs, the day the bowl was empty, was the day your mother...

Horace Slughorn: [shocked] Harry!
Harry Potter: [imitating Slughorn and hyper from the Felix potion] Sir!

Harry Potter: Sorry I made you miss the carriages by the way, Luna.
Luna Lovegood: That's all right, it's like being with a friend.
Harry Potter: Oh, I am your friend, Luna.
Luna Lovegood: That's nice.

[last lines]
Harry Potter: I never noticed how beautiful this place is.

Horace Slughorn: Harry! I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately!
Harry Potter: That would be counterproductive, sir!
Horace Slughorn: What makes you say that?
Harry Potter: No idea!

Ron Weasley: [about Ginny and Dean] What do you think he sees in her?
Harry Potter: She's smart... funny... attractive...
Ron Weasley: Attractive?
Harry Potter: Well you know... she has nice... skin.
Ron Weasley: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Harry Potter: Well, I dunno, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.
Ron Weasley: Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
Harry Potter: I-I've never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice.
Harry Potter: [long pause] ... I think I'll be going to bed now.

Harry Potter: [talking to Slughorn] Be brave, Professor. Be brave like my mother... Otherwise, you disgrace her. Otherwise, she died for nothing. Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty... forever.

Horace Slughorn: Exactly how did you get out of the castle, Harry?
Harry Potter: Through the front door sir.

Rubeus Hagrid: [talking about Aragog] I had him from an egg, you know? Tiny little thing he was when he hatched. No bigger than a Pekingese. A Pekingese, mind you!
Horace Slughorn: How sweet! I once had a fish... Francis. He was very dear to me. One afternoon, I came downstairs and... it vanished. Poof.
Rubeus Hagrid: That's very odd, isn't it?
Horace Slughorn: Yes, doesn't it? But that's life! I suppose, you - you go along with and suddenly... poof.
Rubeus Hagrid: Poof.
Harry Potter: Poof.

Ginny Weasley: [Hermione is holding hands with an unconscious Ron in the hospital wing. Ginny gets up and walks past Harry] About time, don't you think?
Hermione Granger: [Harry looks at Hermione] Oh, shut up.
[Hermione turns back to Ron, smiling coyly]

Draco Malfoy: [looking at Harry's broken nose] Nice face, Potter!
[Harry nods disdainfully; Luna pulls out her wand]
Luna Lovegood: Would you like me to fix it for you? Personally, I think you look a little more devil-may-care this way, but it's up to you.
Harry Potter: Um... have you ever fixed a nose before?
Luna Lovegood: No. But I've done several toes, and how different are they, really?
Harry Potter: ...Okay, yeah, sure, give it a go.
Luna Lovegood: Episkey!
[a loud crack]
Harry Potter: Augh...!
[rubs his nose gingerly; looks at Luna]
Harry Potter: Well? How do I look?
Luna Lovegood: Exceptionally ordinary.
Harry Potter: ...Brilliant.

[Slughorn is snipping tentacular leaves through a window in the greenhouse; Harry, who is walking by, notices Slughorn and walks up behind him. Slughorn is startled]
Horace Slughorn: Aaauughh!... Merlin's beard, Harry!
Harry Potter: Oh, sorry, sir, I should've announced myself. Cleared my throat. Coughed. You probably feared I was Professor Sprout!
Horace Slughorn: Yes, I did actually!... What made you think that?
Harry Potter: Oh, well, just the general behavior, sir - the sneaking around, jumping when you saw me... Are those tentacular leaves, sir? They're very valuable, aren't they?
Horace Slughorn: Ten Galleons a leaf to the right buyer!... Not that I'm familiar with any such back alley transactions, but one does hear rumors. My own interests are purely academic, of course.
Harry Potter: Personally, these plants always kind of freak me out.

[Harry and Luna are the last two students to arrive at the school]
Professor Filius Flitwick: There you are! We've been looking everywhere for you two.
[looks at his register]
Professor Filius Flitwick: Now, names?
Harry Potter: Professor Flitwick, you've known me for five years.
Professor Filius Flitwick: [awkwardly] No exceptions... Potter.

Hermione Granger: How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?
Harry Potter: [slightly taken aback] Oh. Um...
Hermione Granger: I know. I've seen the way you look at her. You're my best friend.
[Ron bursts in with Lavender, laughing, then sobers when he sees Hermione and Harry]
Lavender Brown: Oops!... I think this room's taken.
[runs off]
Ron Weasley: [awkwardly] ... What's with the birds?
Hermione Granger: [stands, glares at Ron] Oppugno!
[Hermione's flock of birds fly at Ron, who flees the room. Hermione sinks next to Harry and breaks down crying]
Harry Potter: It feels like this.

[Harry gulps down the Felix Felicis]
Hermione Granger: How do you feel?
Harry Potter: Excellent... really excellent!
Hermione Granger: Remember, Slughorn usually eats early, takes a walk, and then returns to his office.
Harry Potter: Right. I'm going down to Hagrid's.
Hermione Granger: What? No! Harry, you've got to go speak to Slughorn! We have a plan.
Harry Potter: I know, but I've got a really good feeling about Hagrid's. I feel like it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?
Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley: No.
Harry Potter: Trust me! I know what I'm doing, or Felix does.
[walks past two people]
Harry Potter: Hi!

[Harry is reading a newspaper]
Waitress: "Harry Potter." Who's Harry Potter?
Harry Potter: Oh, no one. Bit of a tosser, really.

Harry Potter: I'm not coming back Hermione. I've got to finish whatever Dumbledore started, and I don't know where that'll lead me, but I'll let you and Ron know where I am when I can.
Hermione Granger: I've always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick. You don't really think you're going to be able to find all those horcruxes by yourself do you? You need us Harry.

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”

“You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
What did you tell her?"
I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."
Thanks," said Harry, grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron’s got?"
A Pygmy Puff, but I didn’t say where.”

“He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through and through."
"How very rude of him."
"I told him I was."
Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again. Fawkes the phoenix let out a low, soft, musical cry. To Harry's intense embarrassment, he suddenly realized that Dumbledore's bright blue eyes looked rather watery, and stared hastily at his own knee. When Dumbledore spoke, however, his voice was quite steady.
"I am very touched, Harry.”

“Dumbledore will only leave from Hogwarts when there are none loyal to him!”

“We'll be there, Harry," said Ron
"What?"
"At your Aunt and Uncle's house," said Ron, "And then we'll go with you wherever you're going."
"No-" said Harry quickly; he hadn't counted on this, he had meant them to understand that he was undertaking the most dangerous journey alone.
"You said it once before," said Hermione quickly, "that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we? We're with you whatever happens.”

“Harry looked around; there was Ginny running toward him; she had a hard blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her. After several long moments, or it might have been half an hour-or possibly several sunlit days- they broke apart.”

“What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1:

[Whacking Ron with a backpack with each word after he returns] You-complete-arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'

[Referring to Hermione] We won't last two days without her. [pause] Don't tell her I said that.

The deluminator. It doesn't just turn off lights. I don't know how it worked but Christmas morning, I was sleeping in this little pub, keeping away from some Snatchers, and I heard it. A voice. Your voice, Hermione. You said my name. Just my name. Like a whisper. So I took it, clicked it and this tiny ball of light appeared. And I knew. It flew towards me, the ball of light, right through my chest and straight through me. Right here. [touches his heart] And I knew it was going to take me where I needed to go.

[After Luna calls him, "Sir"] Sir? I like her very much!

[After dropping a chandelier from the ceiling] Dobby did not mean to kill anyone! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!

(when yelled at by Bellatrix about defying his masters) Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!

[last words] Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter

Neville Longbottom: [Confronting Death Eaters on the train] Hey losers, he isn't here.

Luna Lovegood: [to her father] Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just too polite to say so.

Ginny Weasley: [while Harry zips her dress up] Seems silly, doesn't it? A wedding. Given everything that's going on.Harry Potter: Maybe that's the best reason to have it. Because of everything that's going on.[She turns to him and they kiss. George sneaks into the kitchen silently; he stirs s cup of tea and sticks the spoon in the hole where his ear was.]George Weasley: [after Ginny spots him and stopped kissing Harry] Morning.

Hermione Granger: [upon arriving at Godric's Hollow] We should have taken Polyjuice.Harry Potter: No... this is where I was born. I won't return as someone else.

Harry Potter: This is mental.Hermione Granger: Completely.Ron Weasley: The world's mental.

Kingsley Shacklebolt: [pointing his wand at Lupin] The last words that Albus Dumbledore said to the pair of us?Remus Lupin: "Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him."

Fred Weasley: [walking into burrow and seeing the injured George] George! How do you feel?George Weasley: [quietly] Saint-like.Fred Weasley: [confused pause] Come again?George Weasley: Saint like. I'm holy... [Points to spot where his ear is missing] Holey, get it?Fred Weasley: [laughs quietly] The whole world of ear-related humor, and you go for, "I'm holy"? You're pathetic.George Weasley: Reckon I'm still better looking than you.

Ron Weasley: How long do you think she'll stay mad at me?Harry Potter: Just keep talking about that little ball of light touching your heart, and she'll come 'round

Kingsley Shacklebolt: What gave you away?Harry Potter: Hedwig, I think. She was trying to protect me.

Vernon Dursley: This isn't just goodbye, boy, is it? This is farewell.Dudley Dursley: I don't understand. Isn't he coming with us?Vernon Dursley: Who?Dudley Dursley: Harry.Vernon Dursley: Absolutely notDudley Dursley: Why?Vernon Dursley: Why? [stammering] Because he doesn't want to. Do you, boy?Harry Potter: Absolutely not, no. Besides, I'm just a waste of space. Isn't that right, Vernon?Vernon Dursley: Come on Dudley. We're off.[Dudley shakes Harry's hand]Dudley Dursley: I don't think you're a waste of space.Harry Potter: Thanks. [Dudley goes back to the car with his parents[Smiles at Dudley] See you, Big D.

[Harry finds Aunt Petunia standing alone in the empty living room]Aunt Petunia: I have lived in this house for twenty years, and now in a single night, I'm expected to leave.Harry Potter: They'll torture you. If they think for a moment you know where I'm going, they'll stop at nothing.Aunt Petunia: [pause] You think I don't know what they're capable of? You didn't just lose a mother that night in Godric's Hollow, you know. I lost a sister. [leaves]

Luna Lovegood: [after Dobby dies] We should close his eyes. Don't you think?
[Harry nods, she does it]
Luna Lovegood: There. Now he could be sleeping.

Harry Potter: [about Ron, after he returns] You're not still mad at him, are you?
Hermione Granger: I'm always mad at him.

[last lines]
Harry Potter: [after Dobby dies] I want to bury him. Properly, without magic.

[Harry is about go away from the Weasley house]
Ron Weasley: Going somewhere?
Harry Potter: No one else is going to die. Not for me.
Ron Weasley: For you? You think Mad-Eye died for you? You think George took that curse for you? You may be the Chosen One, mate, but this is a whole lot bigger than that.

Hermione Granger: We didn't celebrate your birthday, Harry. Ginny and I... we'd prepared a cake. We were going to bring it out at the end of the wedding.
Harry Potter: Hermione... I appreciate the thought, honestly. But given that we were almost killed by a couple of Death Eaters a few minutes ago...
[he lets the rest of the sentence remain in the air]
Hermione Granger: Right. Perspective.

[Harry and Hermione stands at Lily's and James' grave in Godric's Hollow. Hermione sees the tears that streams down his face. She magically leaves a wreath of Christmas roses by it with her wand. Harry stares at them with an emotional face]
Harry Potter: Merry Christmas, Hermione.
Hermione Granger: Merry Christmas, Harry.
[Hermione leans her head on his shoulder]

Harry Potter: It was you!
Ron Weasley: Well, yeah. Obviously.
Harry Potter: And the doe. That was you as well.
Ron Weasley: No. I reckoned it was you.
Harry Potter: My Patronus is a stag.
Ron Weasley: Right.
[raising his arms up and fake antlers with his fingers]
Ron Weasley: Antlers.

Hermione Granger: That'll be the books

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2:

Harry Potter: [to James, Lily, Sirus and Remus] I never wanted any of you to die for me.

Ron Weasley: We can end this.

Minerva McGonagall: Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries. Protect us!

Lily Potter: Harry, you are so loved. Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong.

Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
Lily Potter: Always.
Sirius Black: Until the end.

Molly Weasley: [to Bellatrix Lestrange] Not my daughter, you bitch!

Neville Longbottom: [to the Snatchers] Ya, you and whose army?

Professor Severus Snape: [to the Hogwart's students] If anyone here knows any knowledge of Mr. Potter's movements this evening, I invite them to step forward... now.
Harry Potter: [Stepping out of the crowd] It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster.

Luna Lovegood: Harry, wait, I need to talk to you.
Harry Potter: I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment, Luna.
Luna Lovegood: You won't find it where you're going, you're wasting your time.
Harry Potter: We'll talk later, ok?
Luna Lovegood: Harry!
Harry Potter: Later!
Luna Lovegood: Harry Potter! You listen to me right now! Don't you remember what Cho said about Rowena Ravenclaw's diadem? There's not a person alive whose seen it. It's obvious isn't it? You have to talk to someone whose dead.

Argus Filch: [about the Slytherin students] Where exactly will I be leading them to, ma'am?
Minerva McGonagall: The dungeons should do.

Ginny Weasley: [Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville have entered the Room of Requirement] Harry!
Harry Potter: Hi there.
[pauses waiting for a response from Ginny, then addresses Hermione]
Ron Weasley: Six months she hadn't see me, it's like I'm a Frankie First Year. I'm only her brother...
Seamus Finnigan: She's got lots of them, but there's only one Harry.
Ron Weasley: Shut up Seamus.

Harry Potter: Why are you here, all of you?
Lily Potter: We never left.

Professor Albus Dumbledore: You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man.

Remus Lupin: It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Who said that?
Remus Lupin: Me.

Neville Longbottom: [discussing a battle strategy] Are you really giving us permission to do this?
Minerva McGonagall: Yes, Longbottom.
Neville Longbottom: Blow it up? Boom?
Minerva McGonagall: BOOM!

Minerva McGonagall: I've always wanted to use that spell.

Gregory Goyle: [aiming at Hermione] Avada Kedavra!
Ron Weasley: [chasing them off] Aaarrrgh! That's my girlfriend you numpty!

Minerva McGonagall: And Potter... it's good to see you.
Harry Potter: It's good to see you too, Professor.

Harry Potter: And Remus, your son...
Remus Lupin: Others will tell him what his mother and father died for. One day, he'll understand.

Harry Potter: I have to go back, haven't I?
Professor Albus Dumbledore: Oh, that's up to you.
Harry Potter: I have a choice?
Professor Albus Dumbledore: Oh, yes. We're in King's Cross, you say? I think, if you so desired, you'd be able to board a train.
Harry Potter: And where would it take me?
Professor Albus Dumbledore: On.

Harry Potter: Ginny! Neville! Are you all right?
Neville Longbottom: Never better! I feel like I could spit fire! You haven't seen Luna have you?
Harry Potter: Luna?
Neville Longbottom: I'm mad for her. I think it's about time I told her, since we'll probably both be dead by dawn!
[Neville runs up the staircase; Harry and Ginny look at each other for a moment, then kiss]
Ginny Weasley: [whispering to Harry] I know.

Harry Potter: Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?
Professor Albus Dumbledore: Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

Professor Severus Snape: Look at me... you have your mother's eyes.

Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.
Seamus Finnigan: Stand down Neville!
Neville Longbottom: People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we still lost Harry tonight. He's still with us, in here.
[Points to his heart]
Neville Longbottom: So's Fred, Remus, Tonks... they didn't die in vain. But YOU will. 'Cause you're wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us! For all of us! It's not over!
[He pulls the Sword of Gryffindor from the Sorting Hat]
Harry Potter: [Harry suddenly drops from Hagrid's arms and aims at Nagini] Confringo!
Bellatrix Lestrange: [In the sudden confusion, scores of Death Eaters begin to apparate away from Hogwarts] No! No, come back! Lucius! Come back! Come back and fight!
Harry Potter: I'll lure him into the castle. We have to kill the snake.

Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry?
Harry Potter: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat You-Know-Who.
Neville Longbottom: Right, what is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know.
Dean Thomas: Where is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know that either. I realise that's not much to go on.
Seamus Finnigan: That's nothing to go on.

Harry Potter: You were right. When you told Professor Snape that wand was failing you. It will always fail you!
Lord Voldemort: I killed Snape!
Harry Potter: But what if that wand never belonged to Snape? What if its allegiance was always to someone else? C'mon, Tom... let's finish this the way we started it. Together!

Remus Lupin: [Deleted scene]
[Tonks comes running down a corridor, spies Lupin, and throws herself into his arms]
Remus Lupin: You shouldn't have! Teddy needs you.
Nymphadora Tonks: He'll sleep till dawn and snore like his father. It's you who needs me tonight.

[last lines]
Harry Potter: Ready?
Albus Severus Potter: Ready.

[first lines]
Luna Lovegood: [looking at landscape around Shell Cottage from doorway] It's beautiful here.
Bill Weasley: It was our aunt's. We used to come here as kids. The order uses it now as a safe house. What's left of us at least.
Luna Lovegood: [looking at wind chime made of shells] Muggles think these keep away evil, but they're wrong.
Harry Potter: [to Bill] I need to talk to the goblin.

Albus Severus Potter: Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?
Harry Potter: Albus Severus Potter... you were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was probably the bravest man I've ever known.

Professor Severus Snape: [Trying to staunch the bleeding wound on Snape's neck, Harry suddenly notices that Snape is crying light, almost crystal tears. Snape gestures towards his eyes] Take them... take them, please.
Harry Potter: Hermione, give me a flask, anything!
[She reaches into her bag and produces a flask, which Harry uses to collect the memory tears running down Snape's cheek. He clutches the bottle in his hand then again tries to staunch Snape's wound]
Professor Severus Snape: Take them to the Pensieve... and look at me.
[Harry stares at him]
Professor Severus Snape: You have your mother's eyes.
[a confused look crosses Harry's face as Snape takes his last breath]

Harry Potter: [Walking into a clearing in the Forest, Harry pulls the Snitch from his pocket] I'm ready to die.
[He kisses it, and it opens to reveal a small black stone]
Harry Potter: The Resurrection Stone...
[he holds it in his hands, and closes his eyes. As he opens them, his parents, Sirius, and Remus appear in the clearing]
Lily Potter: [Lily smiles at her son and holds her hand out to him. Harry reaches out to touch it, but finds his own hand just passes through hers] You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Harry Potter: Why are you here? All of you?
Lily Potter: We never left.
Harry Potter: [He turns to Sirius] Does it-does it hurt? Dying?
Sirius Black: Quicker than falling asleep.
James Potter: You're nearly there, son.
Harry Potter: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to die for me.
[He turns to Lupin]
Harry Potter: And Remus, your son...
Remus Lupin: Others will tell him what his mother and father died for. One day, he'll understand.
Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
James Potter: Until the end.
Harry Potter: And he won't be able to see you?
Sirius Black: No.
[He reaches towards Harry's heart]
Sirius Black: We're here, you see.
Harry Potter: Stay close to me.
Lily Potter: Always.
[He drops the Stone, and is once again alone]

Hermione Granger: [Walking out of Dumbledore's office, now knowing what he must do, Harry sees Ron and Hermione holding each other on the Grand Staircase. Upon hearing his footsteps, Hermione stands up to face him] Where have you been?
Ron Weasley: We thought you went to the Forest.
Harry Potter: I'm going there now.
Ron Weasley: Are you mad? No. You can't give yourself up to him.
Hermione Granger: What is it, Harry? What is it you know?
Harry Potter: There's a reason I can hear them... the Horcruxes. I think I've known for awhile.
[Realization dawns on Hermione]
Harry Potter: And I think you have too.
Hermione Granger: [She begins to cry] I'll go with you!
Harry Potter: No. Kill the snake. Kill the snake and then it's just him.
[Hermione runs to hug him. Harry glances over her shoulder and looks at Ron, knowing it may be the last time he ever sees either of his best friends]

Ginny Weasley: (in the room of requirement, after Cho said she would take Harry to Ravenclaw's common room) No, Luna will take him, won't you Luna!"

Ginny Weasley: Who is that? Hagrid's carrying? Neville, who is it?Lord Voldemort: Harry Potter... is dead!Ginny Weasley: No! No!Lord Voldemort: Silence! [fires a spell towards Ginny, causing her to back down] Stupid girl. Harry Potter is dead. [to Hogwarts' assembled] From this day forth, you put your faith... in me. [to Death Eaters] Harry Potter is dead! [He and his Death Eaters laugh] And now, it is the time to declare yourself. Come forward and join us... or die.Lucius Malfoy: Draco! Draco.Narcissa Malfoy: Draco, come.[Reluctantly, Draco walks over to Voldemort, who hugs him]Lord Voldemort: Well done, Draco. Well done. [Draco walks to his parents. Neville comes forward] Well, I must say, I hoped for better. [Death Eaters laugh] And who might you be, young man?Neville Longbottom: Neville Longbottom. [Death Eaters laugh]Bellatrix Lestrange: Ha-ha!Lord Voldemort: Well, Neville, I'm sure we can find a place for you in our ranks.Neville Longbottom: I'd like to say something.Lord Voldemort: Well, Neville, I'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say.Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.Seamus Finnigan: Stand down, Neville.Neville Longbottom: People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. He's still with us, in here. [gestures to chest] So's Fred, Remus, Tonks... all of them. They didn't die in vain. [to Voldemort] But you will, 'cause you're wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us, for all of us! It's not over![He draws the Sword of Gryffindor, Harry wakes up, jumps out of Hagrid's arms, and pulls out his wand, much to Voldemort's shock]Harry Potter: Confringo![He fires a spell at Voldemort's snake, Nagini, but it reflects onto the Death Eaters. As Harry begins to run, Voldemort, now enraged, fires several Killing Curses at Harry. As he does, some of his Death Eaters begin to retreat]Bellatrix Lestrange: [her last words] No! No, come back! Lucius! Come on! Come on and fight![Some Death Eaters continue to retreat, but many stay behind to join Voldemort, who is about to charge the castle]Harry Potter: [to Ron, Hermione, and Neville] I'll lure him into the castle! We have to kill the snake.Hermione Granger: [to Neville] You'll need this![Neville prepares to fight with the sword]Arthur Weasley: Neville!Lord Voldemort: NO!! [Fires a curse on Neville, sending him flying. Voldemort and Nagini disappear, while Lucius, Draco, and Narcissa leave Hogwarts]

[Last lines]Albus Severus Potter: Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?Harry Potter: Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was the bravest man I've ever known.Albus Severus Potter: But just say that I am.Harry Potter: Then Slytherin House will have gained a wonderful, young wizard. But, listen, if it really means that much to you, you can choose Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.Albus Severus Potter: Really?Harry Potter: Really. Ready?Albus Severus Potter: Ready.

Lord Voldemort: “Why do you live?”
Harry Potter: “Because I have something worth living for.”

Ginny Weasley: "So then I thought, I'd like you to have something to remember me by, you know, if you meet some veela when you're off doing whatever you're doing."

Harry Potter: "I'd never have believed it. The man who taught me to fight Dementors - a coward."

Twilight:

Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Preface, p.1

My primary motivation behind buying a car, despite the scarcity of my funds, was that I refused to be driven around town in a car with red and blue lights on top. Nothing slows down traffic like a cop.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.5

The thing, I thought to myself… it had possibilities — as a nickname, at the very least.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.7

Good luck tended to avoid me.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.11

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.14

I stared because their faces, so different, so similar, were all devastatingly, inhumanly beautiful.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.19

So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that.

Mike Newton, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.25

If I were lucky enough to sit by you, I would have talked to you.

Mike Newton, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.26

It’s a good thing he’s happily married. A lot of the nurses at the hospital have a hard time concentrating on their work with him around.

Charlie Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.37

Edward Cullen is staring at you.

Jessica Stanley, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.42

His fingers were ice-cold, like he’d been holding them in a snowdrift before class. But that wasn’t why I jerked my hand away so quickly. When he touched me, it stung my hand as if an electric current had passed through us.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.45

I vividly remembered the flat black color of his eyes the last time he’d glared at me — the color was striking against the background of his pale skin and his auburn hair. Today, his eyes were a completely different color: a strange ocher, darker than butterscotch, but with the same golden tone.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.46

Edward Cullen was leaning against the front door of the Volvo, three cars down from me, and staring intently in my direction.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.52

How did you get over here so fast?

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57

He unleashed the full, devastating power of his eyes on me, as if trying to communicate something crucial.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57

That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.67

As always, I was electrically aware of Edward sitting close enough to touch, as distant as if he were merely an invention of my imagination.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.72

I considered taking out the rear of his shiny Volvo, but there were too many witnesses.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.77

I wasn’t interesting. And he was. Interesting… and brilliant… and mysterious… and perfect… and beautiful… and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.79

It felt like the heat of my anger should physically burn him, but he only seemed more amused.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.82

Do you have a multiple personality disorder?

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.82

I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.84

I can’t imagine why that would be frustrating at all — just because someone refuses to tell you what they’re thinking, even if all the while they’re making cryptic little remarks specifically designed to keep you up at night wondering what they could possibly mean… now, why would that be frustrating?

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90

You’ve got a bit of a temper, don’t you?

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90

His voice was like melting honey. I could imagine how much more overwhelming his eyes would be.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.102

I was completely absorbed, except for one small part of my mind that wondered what Edward was doing now, and trying to imagine what he would be saying if he were here with me.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 6, p.117

Do I dazzle you?

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.168

He stared into my eyes, and I saw how light his eyes were, lighter than I’d ever seen them, golden butterscotch.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.170

I feel very safe with you.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.170

He turned to look at me with a wistful expression. The golden eyes held mine, and I lost my train of thought. I stared at him until he looked away.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.186

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.195

You take everything so coolly — it’s unnatural. It makes me wonder what you’re really thinking.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.198

I can’t explain it right… but he’s even more unbelievable behind the face.The vampire who wanted to be good — who ran around saving people’s lives so he wouldn’t be a monster…

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.204

I was stunned by the unexpected electricity that flowed through me, amazed that it was possible to be more aware of him than I already was. A crazy impulse to reach over and touch him, to stroke his perfect face just once in the darkness, nearly overwhelmed me.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.219

His face startled me — his expression was torn, almost pained, and so fiercely beautiful that the ache to touch him flared as strong as before. My goodbye stuck in my throat. He raised his hand, hesitant, conflict raging in his eyes, and then swiftly brushed the length of my cheekbone with his fingertips. His skin was as icy as ever, but the trail his fingers left on my skin was alarmingly warm — like I’d been burned, but didn’t feel the pain of it yet.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.220

What if his family was there? I felt a wave of real terror. Did they know that I knew? Was I supposed to know that they knew that I knew, or not?

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.221

It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way… the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think?

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 11, p.233

He grinned his crooked smile at me, stopping my breath and my heart. I couldn’t imagine how an angel could be any more glorious. There was nothing about him that could be improved upon.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.241

Alice is the most… supportive.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.244

People are predictable. But you… you never do what I expect. You always take me by surprise.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.245

Be safe.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.249

His cold touch on my skin never failed to make my heart thud erratically. Twice, when that happened, I caught a look on his face that made me sure he could somehow hear it.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.257

Would you understand what I meant if I said I was only human?

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.263

At the time, all I could think was, ‘Not her.’

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.272

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb.What a sick, masochistic lion.

Edward Cullen, Bella Swan Twilight, Chapter 13, p.274

Will you turn into a bat?

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.279

Come on, little coward, climb on my back.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.279

He hesitated — not in the normal way, the human way. Not the way a man might hesitate before he kissed a woman, to gauge her reaction, to see how he would be received. Perhaps he would hesitate to prolong the moment, that ideal moment of anticipation, sometimes better than the kiss itself. Edward hesitated to test himself, to see if this was safe, to make sure he was still in control of his need. And then his cold, marble lips pressed very softly against mine.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.282

Just give me a minute to restart my heart.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.297

Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.306

But you see, just because we’ve been… dealt a certain hand… it doesn’t mean that we can’t choose to rise above — to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted. To try to retain whatever essential humanity we can.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.307

What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 15, p.319

Wait… Which one is Edwin?

Charlie Swan, Twilight, Chapter 17, p.357

I’m Carlisle. This is my family, Emmett and Jasper, Rosalie, Esme and Alice, Edward and Bella.

Carlisle Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.377

I love you. I will always love you, no matter what happens now.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 19, p.391

It’s like you’ve taken half my self away with you.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.418

Could you believe that, despite everything I’ve put you through, I love you, too?

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.418

And what if you get hurt, Alice? Do you think that’s okay with me? Do you think it’s only my human family he can hurt me with?

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 21, p.425

I imagined that I had stayed at the airport to meet Edward. I visualized how I would stand on my toes, the sooner to see his face. How quickly, how gracefully he would move through the crowds of people separating us. And then I would run to close those last few feet between us — reckless as always — and I would be in his marble arms, finally safe.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 22, p.440

I was not finished kissing you. Don’t make me come over there.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.463

I’ll be the first to admit that I have no experience with relationships. But it just seems logical… a man and woman have to be somewhat equal… as in, one of them can’t always be swooping in and saving the other one. They have to save each other equally.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.473

I can’t always be Lois Lane. I want to be Superman, too.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.474

You are my life. You’re the only thing it would hurt me to lose.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.474

I’m betting on Alice.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.480

I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Epilogue, p.483

Mostly I dream about being with you forever.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Epilogue, p.498

New Moon:

I was ninety-nine point nine percent sure I was dreaming.

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.3

I didn’t have to look to know who it was; this was a voice I would know anywhere — know, and respond to, whether I was awake or asleep… or even dead, I’d bet. The voice I’d walk through fire for — or, less dramatically, slosh every day through the cold and endless rain for. Edward.

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.4

Well, Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It’s just something he does in the sun. Don’t worry about it…

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.4

You’re only a senior once. Might as well document the experience.

Alice Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.9

How many times have you been a senior?

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.9

I’d forgotten how much I really liked Jacob Black.

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 5, p.131

Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.

Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 8, p.200

More than anything, I wanted to be fierce and deadly, someone no one would dare mess with. Someone who would scare Sam Uley silly. I wanted to be a vampire.

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 11, p.263

If you think I’m going to remind her about that, then you had better think again. She’s only just starting to get over it, and mostly because of Jacob, I think. If whatever Jacob has going on with this Sam character sends her back into that depression, then Jacob is going to have to answer to me.

Charlie Swan, New Moon, Chapter 11, p.275

Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars — points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.

Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.514

My heart hasn’t beat in almost ninety years, but this was different. It was like my heart was gone — like I was hollow. Like I’d left everything that was inside me here with you.

Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.515

Option three: Edward loved me. The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken by absence, distance, or time. And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant or perfect than me he might be, he was as irreversibly altered as I was. As I would always belong to him, so would he always be mine.

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 24, p.527

Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down.

Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 24, p.540

Bella Swan: [Runs at Sam] What did you do?

Paul: Hey!

Bella Swan: What did you do to him?

Sam Uley: Hey, easy.

Embry Call: Watch it!

Bella Swan: He didn't want this!

[Hitting Paul on the chest]

Paul: Ow! But we do? What did he do, hmm? What? Did he tell you?

Sam Uley: [Holding Paul back] Both of you! Calm down.

Bella Swan: [She pushes past Sam and gets into Paul's face] Nothing! He tells me nothing because he's scared of you!

[Paul begins to laugh, along with Jared and Embry]

Bella Swan: [She becomes angry and suddenly slaps Paul across the face]

Sam Uley: [Trying to hold Paul back] Paul don't.

Jared: Too late now.

Sam Uley: Bella get back.

[Bella begins to back up slowly as she watches Paul breathe]

Sam Uley: [Paul begins to breathe deeply causing growls to escape his throat] Bella get back now. Get back.

[Paul suddenly begins to snarl like mad as he shape-shifts into his wolf form. Bella gasps as she sees this and begins to walk backwards]

Alice Cullen: It's time, it's time.

Esme Cullen: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Alice Cullen: Let's open your presents, there's a cake too.

Bella Swan: Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat.

[Alice hands her a present]

Bella Swan: Thanks

[Bella drops it quickly]

Bella Swan: Ow, paper cut.

Felix: The girl comes with us.

Edward Cullen: You can go to hell.

Edward Cullen: It's my job to protect you. From everyone, except my sister.

Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman? Hot.

Edward Cullen: [scoffs]

Emmett Cullen: What?

Quil Ateara: So this is your girlfriend, huh?

Jacob Black: [looks around awkwardly] I said she was a girl who was a friend

Quil Ateara: [looks at Embry] Do you remember him making that distinction?

Embry Call: No I don't.

Jared: These are trade secrets! She runs with vampires!

Bella Swan: You can't really run with vampires. They're very fast.

Jared: Well, we're faster. Freaked out yet?

Bella Swan: You're not the first monsters I've met.

Sam Uley: Jake's right, you're good with weird

Edward Cullen: [Bella and Edward are discussing when Bella will be changed, Edward is speaking to Bella] I just have one condition if you want me to do it myself.

Bella Swan: What's the condition?

Edward Cullen: And then forever.

Bella Swan: That's what I'm asking.

Edward Cullen: [dramatic pause] Marry me, Bella.

Edward Cullen: Heaven.

Bella Swan: [Bella runs into Edward in attempt to get in back in the shadows] You have to move! Open your eyes, look at me. I'm alive. You have to move!

[Edward grabs Bella and goes into the shadows]

Edward Cullen: You're here!

Bella Swan: I'm here.

Edward Cullen: [Smiles] You're alive!

Bella Swan: Yes... I needed you to see me once. You had to know that I was alive. You didn't need to feel guilty about it. I can let you go now.

Edward Cullen: I could never let go of you. I just couldn't live in a world where you didn't exist.

Bella Swan: [puzzled] But you said...

Edward Cullen: I lied. I had to lie, and you believed me so easily.

Bella Swan: [Starts crying] Because it doesn't make sense for you to love me. I'm nothing... Human. Nothing.

Edward Cullen: Bella, you're everything to me. Everything.

Edward Cullen: I'm not technically breaking any of his rules. He did say never to take a step through his door, but I came in through the window. He's not going to forgive me easily.

Bella Swan: I know.

Edward Cullen: Can you? I hope you can, because, I honestly don't know how to live without you.

Bella Swan: Come here.

[Bella Kisses him]

Bella Swan: Once Alice changes me, you can't get rid of me.

Edward Cullen: She won't need to change you. There are always ways to keep the Volturi in the dark.

Bella Swan: No.

Bella Swan: You all know what I want. And I know it's a lot to ask for. The only fair way I can think of is if we put this to a vote.

Edward Cullen: Bella, you don't know what you're doing.

Bella Swan: [to Edward] Just... shut up.

Bella Swan: Alice?

Alice Cullen: I already consider you my sister... Yes!

Bella Swan: Thank you.

Jasper Whitlock: I vote yes. It would be nice not to want to kill you all the time.

Rosalie Hale: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother. But this isn't a life I would have chosen for myself. And I wish that there had been someone to vote no for me. So no.

Emmett Cullen: I vote hell yeah! We can pick a fight with the Volturi some other way.

Esme Cullen: I already think of you as part of the family. Yes!

Edward Cullen: Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've chosen not to live without her, which leaves me no choice. I won't lose my son.

Edward Cullen: Just give me five years and I'll change you.

Bella Swan: That's too long.

Edward Cullen: Three?

[Bella glares at him]

Edward Cullen: You're so stubborn.

Bella Swan: What are you waiting for?

Edward Cullen: I have one condition... if you want me to do it myself.

Bella Swan: What's the condition?

Edward Cullen: And then forever.

Bella Swan: That's what I'm asking.

[last lines]

Edward Cullen: Marry me, Bella.

Bella Swan: [to Jacob] Please don't make me choose. Because it will be him, everytime. It's always been him.

Jacob Black: 108 degrees over here.

Bella Swan: My hands are freezing. Must be nice never getting cold.

Jacob Black: It's a wolf thing.

Bella Swan: No, it's a Jacob thing, you could be like your own sun.

Jacob Black: [to Edward] You stay the hell out of my head!

Edward Cullen: Jacob, I know you have something to say to me. but I'd like to say something to you if that's alright. Thank you. Thank you for... keeping Bella alive when I didn't.

Jacob Black: No, you didn't. And it wasn't for your benefit trust me.

Edward Cullen: I'm still grateful. But I'm here now. I'm not leaving her side until she orders me away.

Jacob Black: We'll see. Hey, my turn to talk. I'm here to remind you of a key point in the treaty.

Edward Cullen: I haven't forgotten.

Bella Swan: What key point?

Jacob Black: If any of them bites a human, the truce is over.

Bella Swan: But if I choose it it has nothing to do with you.

Jacob Black: No I won't let you. you're not going to be one of them Bella!

Bella Swan: It's not up to you.

Jacob Black: You know what we'll do to you, I won't have a choice.

Jacob Black: Bella come please.

Bella Swan: No, is he going to hurt me? Read his mind.

Edward Cullen: [assures her]

Bella Swan: Jake, I love you. So please, don't make me choose. Cause it'll be him. It's always been him.

Jacob Black: [whispers] Bella?

Edward Cullen: [walks over to Bella] G'bye Jacob.

Jacob Black: [Grabs Bella's arm] No you don't speak for her!

Edward Cullen: [shoves Jacob and he phases into wolf midair. Lands and growls madly at Edward]

Edward Cullen: Bella get out of here

Jacob Black: [rushes towards Edward, teeth showing]

Bella Swan: STOP! Stop. You can't hurt each other without hurting me.

Jacob Black: [stops growling abruptly, rushes off into woods]

Bella Swan: [softly towards him] Jake!

Bella Swan: I thought you couldn't protect me here.

Jacob Black: Guess I don't care.

Alice Cullen: [incredulous] Well, *I'm* not gonna hurt her.

Jacob Black: No, you're just a harmless Cullen. I'm talking about the other bloodsucker who tried to kill Bella because of you.

Alice Cullen: [turning to Bella] Victoria?

Bella Swan: Yeah, Victoria's been around.

Alice Cullen: I didn't see her. I didn't see you get pulled out of the water, either.

[Alice turns and looks distastefully at Jacob]

Alice Cullen: I can't see past you and your pack of mutts.

Jacob Black: [moves toward Alice] Don't get me upset.

Bella Swan: [runs between Jacob and Alice] Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop.

Jacob Black: ...or things are gonna get very ugly.

Edward Cullen: [Discussion on whether Bella should become a vampire] All right forget time limits. If you want me to be the one, then you'll just have to meet one condition.

Bella Swan: What condition?

Edward Cullen: Marry me.

Bella Swan: Okay, what's the punch line?

Edward Cullen: You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke.

Bella Swan: O'Cmon. I'm only eighteen!

Edward Cullen: Well I'm nearly one hundred and ten. It's time I settled down.

Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods!

Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you.

Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky.

Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human.

Jessica: A bear, maybe?

Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed.

Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen.

Angela: Well, I saw it.

Bella Swan: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear.

Angela: Hm.

Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!

Jacob Black: So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies?

Mike: No, not really.

Jacob Black: I heard it sucks. Bad.

Mike: Hey... Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision?

Jacob Black: Right... Yeah. Well, she's buying my ticket for me.

Mike: Right... Okay.

Bella Swan: Well, Jessica bailed and Angela's got the stomach flu so Eric's taking care of her... It's just us three.

Jacob Black: Great...

Mike: Great...

Quil Ateara: So the bike building story's true?

Bella Swan: Oh yeah, I taught him everything he knows.

Quil Ateara: What about the part where you're his girlfriend?

Bella Swan: Uh, we're friends...

Embry Call: Ooh, burn!

Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman? Hot.

Edward Cullen: [scoffs]

Emmett Cullen: What?

Edward Cullen: I'm not technically breaking any of his rules. He did say never to take a step through his door, but I came in through the window. He's not going to forgive me easily.

Bella Swan: I know.

Edward Cullen: Can you? I hope you can, because, I honestly don't know how to live without you.

Bella Swan: Come here.

[Bella Kisses him]

Bella Swan: Once Alice changes me, you can't get rid of me.

Edward Cullen: She won't need to change you. There are always ways to keep the Volturi in the dark.

Bella Swan: No.

Edward Cullen: Just give me five years and I'll change you.

Bella Swan: That's too long.

Edward Cullen: Three?

[Bella glares at him]

Edward Cullen: You're so stubborn.

Bella Swan: What are you waiting for?

Edward Cullen: I have one condition... if you want me to do it myself.

Bella Swan: What's the condition?

Edward Cullen: And then forever.

Bella Swan: That's what I'm asking.

[last lines]

Edward Cullen: Marry me, Bella.

Alice Cullen: It's time, it's time.

Esme Cullen: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Alice Cullen: Let's open your presents, there's a cake too.

Bella Swan: Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat.

[Alice hands her a present]

Bella Swan: Thanks

[Bella drops it quickly]

Bella Swan: Ow, paper cut.

Edward Cullen: It's my job to protect you. From everyone, except my sister.

Bella Swan: [Runs at Sam] What did you do?

Paul: Hey!

Bella Swan: What did you do to him?

Sam Uley: Hey, easy.

Embry Call: Watch it!

Bella Swan: He didn't want this!

[Hitting Paul on the chest]

Paul: Ow! But we do? What did he do, hmm? What? Did he tell you?

Sam Uley: [Holding Paul back] Both of you! Calm down.

Bella Swan: [She pushes past Sam and gets into Paul's face] Nothing! He tells me nothing because he's scared of you!

[Paul begins to laugh, along with Jared and Embry]

Bella Swan: [She becomes angry and suddenly slaps Paul across the face]

Sam Uley: [Trying to hold Paul back] Paul don't.

Jared: Too late now.

Sam Uley: Bella get back.

[Bella begins to back up slowly as she watches Paul breathe]

Sam Uley: [Paul begins to breathe deeply causing growls to escape his throat] Bella get back now. Get back.

[Paul suddenly begins to snarl like mad as he shape-shifts into his wolf form. Bella gasps as she sees this and begins to walk backwards]

Edward Cullen: Heaven.

Bella Swan: [Bella runs into Edward in attempt to get in back in the shadows] You have to move! Open your eyes, look at me. I'm alive. You have to move!

[Edward grabs Bella and goes into the shadows]

Edward Cullen: You're here!

Bella Swan: I'm here.

Edward Cullen: [Smiles] You're alive!

Bella Swan: Yes... I needed you to see me once. You had to know that I was alive. You didn't need to feel guilty about it. I can let you go now.

Edward Cullen: I could never let go of you. I just couldn't live in a world where you didn't exist.

Bella Swan: [puzzled] But you said...

Edward Cullen: I lied. I had to lie, and you believed me so easily.

Bella Swan: [Starts crying] Because it doesn't make sense for you to love me. I'm nothing... Human. Nothing.

Edward Cullen: Bella, you're everything to me. Everything.

Bella Swan: I thought you couldn't protect me here.

Jacob Black: Guess I don't care.

Alice Cullen: [incredulous] Well, *I'm* not gonna hurt her.

Jacob Black: No, you're just a harmless Cullen. I'm talking about the other bloodsucker who tried to kill Bella because of you.

Alice Cullen: [turning to Bella] Victoria?

Bella Swan: Yeah, Victoria's been around.

Alice Cullen: I didn't see her. I didn't see you get pulled out of the water, either.

[Alice turns and looks distastefully at Jacob]

Alice Cullen: I can't see past you and your pack of mutts.

Jacob Black: [moves toward Alice] Don't get me upset.

Bella Swan: [runs between Jacob and Alice] Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop.

Jacob Black: ...or things are gonna get very ugly.

Edward Cullen: [Discussion on whether Bella should become a vampire] All right forget time limits. If you want me to be the one, then you'll just have to meet one condition.

Bella Swan: What condition?

Edward Cullen: Marry me.

Bella Swan: Okay, what's the punch line?

Edward Cullen: You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke.

Bella Swan: O'Cmon. I'm only eighteen!

Edward Cullen: Well I'm nearly one hundred and ten. It's time I settled down.

Felix: The girl comes with us.

Edward Cullen: You can go to hell.

Quil Ateara: So this is your girlfriend, huh?

Jacob Black: [looks around awkwardly] I said she was a girl who was a friend

Quil Ateara: [looks at Embry] Do you remember him making that distinction?

Embry Call: No I don't.

Bella Swan: You all know what I want. And I know it's a lot to ask for. The only fair way I can think of is if we put this to a vote.

Edward Cullen: Bella, you don't know what you're doing.

Bella Swan: [to Edward] Just... shut up.

Bella Swan: Alice?

Alice Cullen: I already consider you my sister... Yes!

Bella Swan: Thank you.

Jasper Whitlock: I vote yes. It would be nice not to want to kill you all the time.

Rosalie Hale: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother. But this isn't a life I would have chosen for myself. And I wish that there had been someone to vote no for me. So no.

Emmett Cullen: I vote hell yeah! We can pick a fight with the Volturi some other way.

Esme Cullen: I already think of you as part of the family. Yes!

Edward Cullen: Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've chosen not to live without her, which leaves me no choice. I won't lose my son.

Embry Call: [Outside Sam and Emily's house] Come on in Bella. We won't bite.

Jared: Speak for yourself.

Embry Call: Oh and get this, we can hear each others thoughts.

Jared: Would you shut up? These are trade secrets! Damnit! This chick runs with vampires!

Bella Swan: You can't really run with vampires... 'cause they're fast...

Jared: Yeah? Well we're faster. Scared yet?

Bella Swan: You're not he first monsters I've met.

Charlie Swan: Senior year! How'd you get so old so fast?

Bella Swan: I didn't! It's not that old.

Charlie Swan: Well I don't know. Is that a grey hair?

Bella Swan: No, No way?

[runs to mirror]

Charlie Swan: Hm Happy Birthday

Bella Swan: Mm Funny

Eclipse

Jacob Black: [to Edward] Let's face it, I am hotter than you.

Bella Swan: [about her kissing Jacob] You saw?

Edward Cullen: No. But Jacob's thoughts are pretty loud.

Bella Swan: I don't know what happened.

Edward Cullen: You love him.

Bella Swan: [pause, after thinking a moment] I love you more.

Edward Cullen: [beat] I know.

Edward Cullen: I'm from a different era. Things were a lot less complicated.

[pause]

Edward Cullen: And if I'd have met you back then, I would've... courted you. We'd have taken chaperone strolls, and ice tea on the porch...

[smiles]

Edward Cullen: [pause; stands up]

Edward Cullen: I may have stolen a kiss or two, but only after asking your father's permission. I would've got down on one knee...

[kneels]

Edward Cullen: and I would have presented you with a ring.

[opens box with the ring and places it in her hand]

Edward Cullen: This was my mother's.

[Bella smiles in spite of herself]

Edward Cullen: Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever. Would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?

Bella Swan: [after a moment, smiling] Yes.

Jacob Black: Imprinting on someone is like... Like when you see her... Everything changes. All of a sudden, its not gravity holding you to the planet. It's her... Nothing else matters. You would do anything... be anything for her.

Charlie Swan: [seeing Edward & Jake close to physically fighting each other] Hey, hey, hey... Easy, guys, easy... Let's take it down a notch, all right? What's going on?

Jacob Black: [pause] I kissed Bella.

[pause]

Jacob Black: And she broke her hand.

[pause]

Jacob Black: Punching my face.

[pause]

Jacob Black: It was a complete misunderstanding.

Emmett Cullen: Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?

Bella Swan: I punched a werewolf in the face.

Emmett Cullen: Badass. You're going to be one tough little newborn.

Bella Swan: Tough enough to take you on.

[Rosalie throws newspaper down on table and storms out; Bella looks at Emmett]

Edward Cullen: [dropping her off; about Jacob] Doesn't he own a shirt?

Bella Swan: [smiling; after a few seconds, voice concerned] I'm good here, you should go.

Edward Cullen: I'm not gonna be gone long.

Bella Swan: Don't rush. You need to hunt.

[pause; they kiss intimately & Jake looks away; smiling]

Bella Swan: Ok, maybe rush a little bit.

[walks to Jake]

Jacob Black: [with a smile, coming to meet her] Hey beautiful.

Bella Swan: [she smiles briefly] Hey.

[they hug, Jake holding her a little more tightly]

Bella Swan: I'm really sorry about last night. That couldn't have been easy on you.

Edward Cullen: It definitely won't make my list of top ten evenings.

Bella Swan: You have a list?

Edward Cullen: All 10 I spent with you.

[smiles]

Edward Cullen: Number one is when you said you'd marry me,

[beat]

Edward Cullen: Mrs. Cullen.

Bella Swan: [small laugh; then] This is the 21st century. I at least want to hyphenate my name.

Jacob Black: [sounding both angry & torn] You're marrying him?

Bella Swan: [takes a step towards him] Jake, I...

[after a moment looks at Edward]

Bella Swan: You knew he was listening!

Edward Cullen: [shrugs; softly] He deserves to know.

[Jake walks away]

Bella Swan: [calls after him, walking towards him] Jake, stop!

Edward Cullen: [grabs her arm] Bella, let him...

Bella Swan: [to Edward, just as loud] Don't!

[turns back, chases after Jake]

Bella Swan: Jake, stop!

Jessica: When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were things like, astronauts, president... or in my case, a princess.

[the students and parents chuckle lightly]

Jessica: When we were ten, they asked again. We answered, a rock star, cowboy, or in my case, a gold medalist. But now that we're grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how about this. Who the hell knows?

[the other students cheer and applaud]

Jessica: This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions; this is a time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love... a lot. Major in philosophy, because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind, and change it again, because nothing's permanent. So, make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask what we want to be, we won't have to guess... we'll know.

Embry Call: Glad you're here Bella, maybe we can get a break from Jake's obsessive inner monologue.

Paul: I wish Bella would call!

Jared: I wish Bella wouldn't call!

Embry Call: Maybe I should call Bella!

Quil Ateara: Maybe I should call Bella and hang up!

Jacob Black: [laughs] Alright, you can shut up now.

Bella Swan: [Jake just found out Bella plans to marry Edward] Jake, please!

Jacob Black: [seething with fury] I'm done! I am so done!

Bella Swan: [wanting to make things right] What can I do?

Jacob Black: You can't do anything. I can, by going out there and killing something!

[continues walking away]

Bella Swan: [shaky with intense emotion, stammers a little] No! You're not thinking clearly! Don't do that!

Jacob Black: Maybe I'll get myself killed and make it simple for you.

Bella Swan: No! Just, Jake, stay!

Jacob Black: Why?

[walks towards her]

Jacob Black: Give me one good reason.

Bella Swan: [starting to tear up] Because I don't want to lose you!

Jacob Black: [beat] That's not good enough.

Bella Swan: Because you're too important.

Jacob Black: [shakes his head] Still not good enough.

[turns and walks away quickly]

Bella Swan: [shouts, almost frantice] Jacob!

[he stops; Bella looks a little desperate as she searches for what to say or do; eventually]

Bella Swan: Kiss me!

[he turns around, surprised & disbelieving what he heard; Bella still shaking]

Bella Swan: I'm- asking you... to kiss me.

[beat, then he comes up to her; they kiss, at first tentative then more deeply; eventually they stop, but remain very close to each other]

Jacob Black: [puts his hands on her face & kisses her softly once more; after a few seconds, in a quiet voice] That should have been our first kiss.

[his head lingers near hers, no longer mad to the point of recklessness; eventually]

Jacob Black: I gotta go.

[looks her in the eyes, as if promising he'll be careful]

Jacob Black: I'll be back.

[walks away; she stands there a while longer, deep in thought]

Alice Cullen: I've decided to throw a party.

Jasper Hale: After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school.

[Edward scoffs]

Angela: A party at your place?

Jessica: I've never seen your house.

Eric: No one's ever seen their house.

Edward Cullen: Another party Alice?

Alice Cullen: It'll be fun.

Bella Swan: Yeah. That's what you said last time.

[Alice slumps back, has a vision]

Bella Swan: [trying to distract her from Alice] Hey Angela.

Angela: Yeah?

Bella Swan: You need some help with those?

Charlie Swan: Hey, you want a sandwhich?

Bella Swan: No, I'm good.

Charlie Swan: Well, his sister I like.

Bella Swan: Alice, yeah she's great.

[scoffs]

Bella Swan: ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom?

Charlie Swan: Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal.

[scoffs]

Charlie Swan: why?

Bella Swan: I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it?

Charlie Swan: Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life.

Bella Swan: Yeah I guess.

Charlie Swan: I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful.

Bella Swan: ...what?

Charlie Swan: Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate...

Bella Swan: Okay, don't have "the talk", please.

Charlie Swan: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.

Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago.

Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.

Bella Swan: I'm sure things work the same way.

Charlie Swan: ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution?

Bella Swan: Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school.

Charlie Swan: Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something?

Bella Swan: Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin!

Charlie Swan: Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that.

Bella Swan: [runs up stairs] Me too!

Charlie Swan: Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now.

[Bites sandwhich]

[last lines]

Bella Swan: And I wanna tie myself to you, in every way humanly possible.

Edward Cullen: [smiles] Starting with a wedding.

Bella Swan: [thoughtful] Actually, something a little more difficult first. And maybe even dangerous.

[stands up looking down at him]

Bella Swan: We have to tell Charlie.

Edward Cullen: [laughs a little] It's highly dangerous.

Bella Swan: [nods] It's a good thing you're bulletproof.

[pause]

Bella Swan: I'm gonna need that ring.

Rosalie Hale: [hearing Bella coming towards her] Go blather to someone else about the joys of becoming a newborn.

Bella Swan: [stops; eventually continues towards Rosalie] Ok. Rosalie, I don't understand what I did to make you hate me so much.

Rosalie Hale: [softly] Hate...

[smiles sadly, shakes her head; looks at Bella]

Rosalie Hale: I don't hate you.

[pause; looking back outside]

Rosalie Hale: I don't particularly *like* you but...

[looking down]

Rosalie Hale: Bella, I envy you.

Bella Swan: [surprised; barely a whisper] What?

[beat]

Bella Swan: That's ridiculous.

Rosalie Hale: No it's not. You have a choice. I didn't. None of us did. But you do and you're choosing wrong! I don't care how miserable your human life is.

Bella Swan: My life is not miserable.

[comes up to her side, leaning on the railing, looking out]

Bella Swan: I mean, it's not perfect; but nobody's life is perfect.

Rosalie Hale: Mine was

[beat]

Rosalie Hale: absolutely perfect.

Jacob Black: [Introducing Seth to Bella] Bella, this is Seth Clearwater. Newest member of the pack

Bella Swan: [shaking Seth's hand] Hi.

Seth Clearwater: Newest, bestest, brightest...

Jacob Black: [finishing Seth's sentence] And slowest.

[grabs Seth into a headlock]

Breaking Dawn Part 1

Edward Cullen: No measure of time with you will be long enough. But we'll start with forever.

Edward Cullen: I'll meet you at the altar.

Bella Swan: I'll be the one in white.

Charlie Swan: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop, I know things. Like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth

[people laugh]

Charlie Swan: and I know how to use a gun.

Emmett Cullen: I'd like to propose a toast, to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've got enough sleep these last 18 years 'cause you won't be getting anymore for a while.

[smiles and laughs]

Edward Cullen: It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to, and who'll accept you for what you are. I've been waiting for what seems like a very long time to get beyond what I am. And with Bella, I feel like I can finally begin.

Alice Cullen: [watching Bella walk in high heels] Um, well you just have to break them in.

Bella Swan: I've been breaking them in. For three days. Can I just go barefoot?

Alice Cullen: No! Absolutely not.

Bella Swan: Just thinking it's a little much, you know? The dress and the shoes, and all of this.

Alice Cullen: No, it's exactly enough. Tomorrow will be perfect.

Emmett Cullen: [carrying tree trunk] Where do you want them, boss?

Alice Cullen: On either side of the aisle.

Rosalie Hale: What aisle?

Alice Cullen: Does no one have vision?

Edward Cullen: Just checking for cold feet.

Bella Swan: Well, mine are toasty warm.

Edward Cullen: It's not too late to change your mind.

Bella Swan: What? Now you're having second thoughts?

[studies Edward's face]

Bella Swan: You are.

Edward Cullen: No. I've been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan.

Bella Swan: But? But?

Edward Cullen: I haven't told you everything about myself.

Bella Swan: [sarcastically] hat? You're not a virgin?

[laughs with Edward]

Bella Swan: Look, you can't scare me away now.

Edward Cullen: Look, a few years after Carlisle created me I rebelled against him. I resented him for curbing my appetite. So for a while I went off on my own. I wanted to know how it felt to hunt. To taste human blood. All the men I killed were monsters. And so was I.

Bella Swan: Edward, they were all murderers. You probably saved more lives than you took.

Edward Cullen: Bella, that's what I told myself. But they were all human beings. I looked into their eyes as they died and I saw who I was and what I was capable of.

Bella Swan: And what I'll be capable of. Why did you tell me this tonight? Did you really think this was going to change my mind about you?

Edward Cullen: I just wondered if it would change your mind about yourself and who you want to see when you look in the mirror a year from now.

Renée: Alice? Bella?

Bella Swan: In here, mom.

Renée: [sees Bella ready for her wedding] Oh my gosh! You're so beautiful! Oh, honey. Crap! My mascara.

[gets Kleenex from Alice]

Renée: Thanks! Charlie, get in here!

Charlie Swan: You sure? I don't wanna.

[to Bella's surprise]

Charlie Swan: I know, I look hot.

Renée: We thought you needed something blue.

Charlie Swan: And something old besides your mother.

Renée: Nice.

Charlie Swan: It was Grandma Swan's.

Renée: But we added the sapphires.

Bella Swan: It's beautiful, you guys. Wow. Thank you so much.

[gives hairpiece to Alice]

Renée: It's your first family heirloom. Pass onto your daughter, and her daughter.

Bella Swan: Mom, I love it.

Jessica: So, you think Bella's gonna be showing?

Angela: Jess, she is not pregnant!

Jessica: [sarcastically] Okay. Who else gets married at 18?

Jacob Black: It's not like you're gonna have a real honeymoon with him anyway.

Bella Swan: It's gonna be as real as anyone else's.

Jacob Black: That's a sick joke. You are joking.

[raises voice]

Jacob Black: What? While you're still human? You can't be serious, Bella. Tell me you're not that stupid!

Bella Swan: I mean, it's really none of your business.

Jacob Black: No, you can't do this!

[grabs Bella]

Bella Swan: Jake.

Jacob Black: Listen to me, Bella.

Bella Swan: [yells] Let me go!

Edward Cullen: Jacob, calm down. Alright?

Jacob Black: [yelling] Are you out of your mind? Huh? You'll kill her!

Seth: Walk away, Jacob!

Sam Uley: Enough, Jacob.

Jacob Black: Stay out of this, Sam.

Sam Uley: You're not going to start something that we'll have to finish.

Jacob Black: She'll die.

Sam Uley: She's not our concern anymore.

Bella Swan: Dad.

Charlie Swan: Well, it's gonna be strange you not living under my roof.

Bella Swan: Yeah. It's gonna be strange for me, too.

Charlie Swan: You know it will always be your home, right?

Bella Swan: [nods] I love you, Dad. Forever.

Charlie Swan: I love you too, Bells. I always have and I always will.

Jacob Black: Maybe they'll say she was in a car crash. Or tripped and fell off a cliff. At least I'll get one thing out of it.

Sam Uley: No you won't. Cullens are not a danger to the town or the tribe.

Jacob Black: Well, he's either going to kill her or change her. And the treaty says.

Sam Uley: [interrupts] I say, Jacob. I say.

Embry: You know if you wanted things different you should have become alpha.

Jacob Black: Turning it down seemed like a good idea at the time.

Seth: Jake, you really think you could kill Bella if she comes back a vampire?

Leah: No. He'd make one of us do it and then hold a grudge against us.

Jacob Black: Shut up, Leah.

Leah: Would you just get over it? It's not like you've imprinted on her.

Seth: At least they seem happy.

Embry: Yeah, some people are just lucky I guess.

Jacob Black: Lucky? None of them belong to themselves anymore. And the sickest part is their genes tell them they're happy about it.

Leah: At least if you imprinted on someone you'd finally forget about Bella. I mean, being any kind of happy is better than being miserable about someone you can't have.

Bella Swan: Jake, is that you?

Jacob Black: She's here?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: They came home two weeks ago.

[going after Jacob]

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Jake.

Bella Swan: I'm glad you came.

Rosalie Hale: Close enough.

Jacob Black: What's your problem?

Bella Swan: Rose, it's okay.

Jacob Black: [sighs] You look terrible.

Bella Swan: Yeah. It's nice to see you, too.

Jacob Black: So, you gonna tell me what's wrong with you?

Bella Swan: Rose, you wanna help me up?

Jacob Black: [sees Bella's pregnant stomach and charges Edward] You did this!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We didn't know it was even possible.

Jacob Black: What is it?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I'm not sure. Ultrasounds and needles won't penetrate the embryonic sac.

Alice Cullen: I can't see it, either. And I can't see Bella's future anymore.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We've been researching legends, but there isn't much to go on. What we do know is that it's strong and fast growing.

Jacob Black: Why haven't you done anything? Take it out of her!

Bella Swan: Edward, I'm sorry.

Edward Cullen: I can't live without you.

Bella Swan: You won't. You're gonna have a part of me. He'll need you.

Edward Cullen: Do you honestly think that I could love it or even tolerate it if it killed you?

Bella Swan: It's not his fault. You have to accept what is.

Edward Cullen: [yells] Because you've given me no choice! Bella, we're supposed to be partners. Remember? But you decided this on your own. You've decided to leave me.

Bella Swan: Don't see it that way!

Edward Cullen: Well I have no other way to see it. 'Cause it's me who will lose you. And I don't choose that. I don't choose that.

[leaves angrily]

Edward Cullen: I'm sorry I've been so angry.

Bella Swan: I would be, too.

Edward Cullen: I've left you alone in this.

Bella Swan: Marriage.

Edward Cullen: Well, they say the first year is the hardest.

[confused]

Edward Cullen: Who was that?

Bella Swan: What?

Edward Cullen: I thought I heard. Just say something else.

Bella Swan: Like what? Edward, what's going on?

Edward Cullen: It likes the sound of your voice.

Bella Swan: You can hear him?

Edward Cullen: In mind. It likes my voice as well.

Bella Swan: What? What do you hear?

Edward Cullen: It's so strange. I thought he was like me, but he's not. He's like you. Good a pure. He's happy.

Bella Swan: [talks to her stomach] Of course you are. Of course you're happy. How could you not be?

[crying]

Bella Swan: I love you so much. What do you hear now?

Edward Cullen: He loves you, Bella.

Edward Cullen: It's Renesmee.

Renée: [after getting Bella and Edwards wedding invitation] Phil, It's happening!

Paul: Is it true, Jake?

Quil: What will it be?

Paul: It's growing fast!

Leah: It's unnatural.

Jared: Dangerous.

Quil: Monstrosity.

Paul: An abomination!

Quil: On our land!

[the wolves all start chorusing to Jacob: 'We can't allow it!']

Sam Uley: We have to protect the tribe. What they bred won't be able to control its thirst. Every human will be in danger.

Jared: We're ready.

Leah: No time to waste!

Jacob Black: Now?

Sam Uley: We must destroy it before it's born.

Seth: You mean, kill Bella?

Sam Uley: Her decision affects us all.

Jacob Black: Bella's human. Our protection applies to her.

Leah: [snarls] She's dying anyway!

[Jacob jumps on Leah and they tussle briefly]

Sam Uley: We have real enemies to fight tonight!

Jacob Black: Tonight?

[Sam growls and lifts his head high; using his alpha wolf voice]

Sam Uley: You will fight with us, Jake.

[Sam advances, snarling. All the wolves are forced to bow their heads in submission. Jake struggles as his head is forced to bow before Sam]

Jacob Black: [struggling with all his will, he thrusts his head up] I... will... NOT! I am the grandson of Ephraim Black. I am the grandson of a CHIEF! I wasn't born to follow you, or anyone else!

Rosalie Hale: [to Alice] Do you need some help? I could do her hair.

Bella Swan: Really?

Rosalie Hale: Please. I'm not offended by your choice of groom.

Bella Swan: Just my blatant lack of respect for mortality.

Rosalie Hale: Essentially.

Alice Cullen: Weddings, they bring everyone together!

Charlie Swan: [on the phone with Bella] Well, you sound better.

Bella Swan: I am. I feel much better.

Charlie Swan: This whole thing must have put a kink in the whole honeymoon, huh?

Bella Swan: You could say that.

Charlie Swan: Otherwise, married life treating you okay? Edward still walks on water and all that?

Bella Swan: Yeah, but I mean, it is different now.

Charlie Swan: The important thing is that you're better and that you're coming home soon, right?

Bella Swan: Okay, Dad I don't want you to freak out.

[pauses]

Bella Swan: But I'm going to a medical center in Switzerland.

Charlie Swan: What? No, no, no you're not. You're not going to Switzerland! What are you? You said you were better!

Bella Swan: I am.

Charlie Swan: No, Bella. I'm getting on a plane. No!

Bella Swan: No, it's really more of a spa. And I'm sure that I'd be better by the time you got there anyway.

Charlie Swan: Bells, I don't know.

Bella Swan: Dad, don't come. And picture me healthy. Like I'm sitting on the couch with you eating pizza or something.

Charlie Swan: You want me to visualize?

Bella Swan: They say that it helps. Just picture me like that. Like I was. It'll make me feel better. Dad, I gotta go. Okay?

Charlie Swan: Bella.

Bella Swan: I love you.

[hangs up phone]

Esme Cullen: I'd like to thank Renée and Charlie for bringing such a wonderful person into the world and into our lives. We will cherish and protect her forever.

Bella Swan: What is that?

Emmett Cullen: [from outside] Come on! Let's go!

Edward Cullen: I'm late for my bachelor party.

Emmett Cullen: Send him out, Bella, or we're coming in after him.

Bella Swan: So this party. Will there be strippers?

Edward Cullen: [laughs] No, just a couple of mountain lions. Maybe a few bears.

Jasper Hale: Don't worry, Bella, we'll give him back in plenty of time.

Bella Swan: Okay, go before they break my house.

Emmett Cullen: Let's go! Let's go!

Billy: Hey son.

Jacob Black: What's going on?

Billy: Bella called him.

Charlie Swan: Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You okay?

Jacob Black: So you finally heard from Bella?

Charlie Swan: They're extending their trip. Seems she caught a bug. They wanna wait until she feels better before they travel.

Jacob Black: She's sick.

Charlie Swan: Yeah, she told me not to worry but she sounded. I don't know, off.

Sue Clearwater: She'll be okay, Charlie. Come on, let's eat.

Billy: [stops Jacob] Jacob, let it go.

Edward Cullen: Jacob, I need to talk to you.

Jacob Black: I always knew you'd destroy her.

Edward Cullen: She thinks Carlisle can turn her at the last minute, like he did for me and Esme.

Jacob Black: Can he?

Edward Cullen: Probability is slight. And if her heart fails.

[pauses]

Edward Cullen: Look, Jacob, I need you to do something for me. For her. You have a connection with her that I'll never understand. Maybe you could talk to her, change her mind. You can keep her alive.

Jacob Black: And if I can't?

Edward Cullen: If she dies you get what you always wanted. To kill me.

Rosalie Hale: This is none of your business, dog!

Esme Cullen: Rose! All this fighting isn't good for Bella.

Alice Cullen: The fetus isn't good for Bella!

Rosalie Hale: Say the word, Alice. Baby. It's just a little baby.

Jasper Hale: Possibly.

Jacob Black: If Sam comes after Bella, are you really ready to fight your own brothers? Your sister?

Seth: If it's the right thing to do.

Jacob Black: Whatever. I'm gonna go give the Cullens a heads up.

Bella Swan: Rose, I'm fine. Really.

[Rosalie leaves]

Bella Swan: So Edward sent you in here to talk to me?

Jacob Black: Sort of. Though I can't figure out why he thinks you'd listen to me. I mean, you never have before. Since when are you and blondie BFF's?

Bella Swan: Rose understands what I want.

Jacob Black: What are you thinking, Bella? Seriously.

Bella Swan: I know this seems like a scary thing, but it's not. It's like this miracle or something. I can feel him.

Jacob Black: [scoffs] So it's a bouncing baby boy? I'm sorry I didn't know. Should've brought some blue balloons.

Bella Swan: It's just a guess. When I picture him I see a boy. We'll see.

Jacob Black: You won't.

Bella Swan: Jake, I can do this. I'm strong enough.

Jacob Black: Come on. You can spout that crap to your bloodsucker, but you don't fool me. I can see what that thing's doing to you. It's a killer, Bella.

Bella Swan: You're wrong.

Jacob Black: And when you die, what was the point? Of me loving you, you loving him. How is that right for anyone? Because I sure don't see it. Listen to me, Bella. Please? Just don't do this. Live, okay? Please.

Bella Swan: Jake, everything's gonna be okay.

[Jacob begins to walk away]

Bella Swan: Jacob, don't go.

Jacob Black: I know how this ends. And I'm not sticking around to watch.

Jacob Black: Sam's lost the element of surprise and he doesn't want to take you on outnumbered, so he's not gonna come at you head on. He's got the place surrounded and he'll wait for his opportunity.

Emmett Cullen: We won't get through without a fight.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: No fights. We won't be the ones to break the treaty.

Jacob Black: The treaty is void, at least in Sam's mind.

Esme Cullen: Not in ours.

Emmett Cullen: Carlisle, no one's hunted for weeks.

Esme Cullen: We'll make do.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've done us a great service, Jacob. Thank you.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Your rib is cracked, but there are no splinters. You haven't punctured anything.

Edward Cullen: Yet.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Edward.

Edward Cullen: It's breaking her bones now. It's crushing you from the inside out. Carlisle, tell her what you told me. Tell her.

Bella Swan: Carlisle, tell me. It's alright.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: The fetus isn't compatible with your body. It's too strong. It won't allow you to get the nutrition you need. It's starving you by the hour. I can't stop it and I can't slow it down. At this rate, your heart will give out before you can deliver.

Bella Swan: Then I'll hold on as long as I can and then.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [interrupts] Bella. There are some conditions that even venom can't overcome. You understand? I'm sorry.

Jacob Black: I know they're out there somewhere, but I can't hear them anymore. It's so quiet.

Leah: I stopped hearing them, too, the second I decided to leave. It's nice.

Jacob Black: You know you can't stay here.

Leah: But I don't have any place

Jacob Black: [interrupts] I can't trust you with the Cullens. You hate them too much. You don't even like me.

Leah: I don't have to. I just have to follow you.

Jacob Black: Look, Seth doesn't want you here. Neither do I.

Leah: Being unwanted isn't exactly a new thing for me. Look, I'll stay out of your way. I'll do whatever you want except go back to Sam's pack and be the pathetic ex-girlfriend he can't get away from. You don't know how many times I wished I could imprint on someone. Anyone.

Jacob Black: Just to break the connection.

Rosalie Hale: Can't we come up with something just a little more classic?

Bella Swan: [to Jacob] Hey. Are you okay?

Jacob Black: Yeah, it's not like I'm the one carrying a demon.

Rosalie Hale: This is pretty important, Bella. Why don't you tell Jacob what you've decided.

Jacob Black: What now?

Edward Cullen: Rose is trying to talk Bella out of her baby names.

Bella Swan: She hates them.

Jacob Black: Well, then I'm on your side no matter what you picked.

Bella Swan: They're not that bad. If it's a boy, EJ. Edward Jacob.

Rosalie Hale: Okay fine. That one's not awful. Why don't you tell him the girl's name.

Bella Swan: I was playing around with our moms' names. Renée and Esme. And I was thinking, Renesmee.

Jacob Black: Renesmee?

Bella Swan: Too weird?

Jacob Black: Um.

Edward Cullen: No, that's not too weird. It's beautiful. And it's unique which certainly fits the situation. I like Renesmee.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Bella could deliver as early as tomorrow. If she's going to have any chance at all, she'll need more blood.

Esme Cullen: And you need to feed. You have to be at your strongest for her. We need to go tonight.

Jacob Black: Carlisle, you're the enemy now. Sam won't hesitate. You will be slaughtered.

Esme Cullen: Emmett will come with us.

Jacob Black: That won't be enough.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We have no choice, Jacob. If there's anything we can do to save her, we have to try.

Jacob Black: You'd risk your lives for her?

Esme Cullen: Of course we would! Bella's a part of our family now.

Jacob Black: Yeah, I can see that. This really is a family. As strong as the one I was born into. I know what I have to do.

Billy: I don't care what he's done. He's still my son.

Sam Uley: I'm sorry, Billy. I just thought you should know.

[Paul whispers to Sam]

Sam Uley: Bella's Dead. It killed her.

[to pack]

Sam Uley: Let's go!

Jasper Hale: We're outnumbered.

Alice Cullen: By a lot.

Edward Cullen: I won't let them hurt my family.

[last lines]

Aro: [accepting a card delivered by Bianca] Ah. It's from Carlisle. Which is spelt with an 'S,' sweet Bianca.

[Aro gestures with a finger. Demitri and Felix come up on either side of Bianca]

Aro: He's added a new member to his coven.

Marcus: Ahhh.

Caius: Increasing his power.

[Aro glances at Demitri and Felix, who grab Bianca and drag her away]

Aro: [shaking his head] First it's the spelling, then the grammar.

[Aro hands the card to Marcus]

Marcus: At least our dispute with the Cullens is over.

Aro: Over?

Marcus: Mmmm.

Aro: Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.

Caius: And what might it be?

Aro: Why brother, I thought you understood. They have something I want.

Breaking Dawn Part 2

Jacob Black: [about Renesmee] She's gonna be around a long time, isn't she?

Edward Cullen: A very long time.

[pause]

Edward Cullen: I'm glad she has you.

Jacob Black: [smirks] So, should I call you "Dad" now?

Edward Cullen: [shakes head] No.

Jacob Black: Do you remember how much you wanted to be around me three days ago? That's gone now, right?

Bella Cullen: LONG gone.

Jacob Black: Because it was her. From the beginning, it was Nessie who wanted me there.

Bella Cullen: [shouts furiously] Nessie? You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness MONSTER?

[Bella lunges at Jacob again. Seth, in wolf form, jumps at Bella to protect Jacob. Without breaking stride, Bella bats Seth aside, and into a tree]

Jacob Black: Seth, are you okay?

Bella Cullen: [immediately regretful] Seth, I'm sorry.

Jacob Black: He'll be all right. Bella, you know me better than anyone. All I want is for Ness...

[Bella starts scowling again]

Jacob Black: ...Renesmee to be safe. Happy. Look, nothing ever made sense before. You, me, any of it. And now I understand why. This was the reason.

[Bella sighs in resignation]

Edward Cullen: [Bella looks in the mirror and smiles she turns round and grabs Edward pulling him into her chest he groans painfully] Hey Bella you're a lot stronger than me right now

[he groans painfully]

Edward Cullen: It's your turn not to break me.

[Bella grabs his hips and groans again and smiles]

Bella Cullen: I love you.

Edward Cullen: I love you.

[Edward kisses Bella]

[last lines]

Edward Cullen: Can you show me again?

Bella Cullen: [laughs] We've got a lot of time.

Edward Cullen: Forever.

Bella Cullen: Forever.

Bella Cullen: [Jacob is acting overprotective of Renesmee] What's your problem?

Rosalie Hale: Oh, do tell her, Jacob.

Emmett Cullen: [smiles] This should be good.

Edward Cullen: Edward: Hold on a second. Bella.

[Edward holds Renesmee]

Jacob Black: Look. It's a wolf thing.

Bella Cullen: What's a wolf thing?

Jacob Black: Um... you know we have no control over it.

[Bella scowls as she figures out what Jacob means]

Jacob Black: We can't choose who it happens with. And it doesn't mean what you think, Bella. I promise.

Bella Cullen: [very angry now] Take Renesmee out of the room.

Jacob Black: Oh...

Bella Cullen: [as Edward touches her shoulder] Edward, don't touch me right now. I don't want to hurt you.

[Bella grabs Jacob by his neck and pulls him out of the house]

[Jacob approaches Bella]

Bella Cullen: I-I would keep my distance for now.

Jacob Black: It's safer for the baby to see how you do with me first.

Bella Cullen: [suspicious] Since when do you care about Renesmee?

[Jacob looks at Edward, who shakes his head no]

Jacob Black: All right... take a whiff.

Bella Cullen: [cautiously sniffing Jacob] Well, I can see what everyone's been talking about. Jake, you really do stink.

Jasper Hale: Well done, Bella. Never seen a newborn show that kind of restraint.

Emmett Cullen: I'm not sure she is a newborn. She's so... tame.

Edward Cullen: Emmett, don't antagonize her. She's the strongest one in the house.

Emmett Cullen: [cracks his knuckles and scoffs] Please.

Bella Cullen: Now you know. Nobody's ever loved anybody as much as I love you.

Edward Cullen: There's one exception.

Edward Cullen: [after learning the Volturi intend to use Renesmee as an excuse to destroy the Cullens and force Alice to join them] What makes you think they'll be satisfied with Alice? What's to stop them from going after Benjamin next? Or Zafrina, or Kate, or anyone else here. Anyone they want. Their goal isn't punishment. It's power, it's acquisition. Carlisle might not ask you to might, but I will. For the sake of my family, but also for yours. For the way you want to live.

Jacob Black: [stands up] The Packs will fight. They've never been afraid of vampires.

Tanya: [the Denali Coven stands] We will fight.

Garrett: [steps forward] This wouldn't be the first time I've fought a king's rule.

Benjamin: [Benjamin stands] We will join you.

Amun: [glances at Benjamin] No!

Benjamin: [glances back at Amun] I will do the right thing, Amun. You may do as you please.

Senna: [as Bella stands] We will stand with you.

Siobhan: [the Irish Coven stands] So will we.

[Peter and Charlotte step forward and nod in support]

Vladimir: That didn't take long.

lla Cullen: You really were holding back before. I'm never gonna get enough of this. We don't get tired. We don't have to rest, or catch our breath, or eat. I mean, how are we gonna stop?

Edward Cullen: [chuckles] Rosalie and Emmett were so bad, it took a solid decade before we could stand to be within five miles of them.

Bella Cullen: I think we might be worse.

Edward Cullen: Definitely worse.

[Bella and Edward kiss again]

Edward Cullen: This is our room.

Bella Cullen: [takes note of the bed] Vampires don't sleep.

Edward Cullen: [kisses Bella] It's not intended for sleep.

Bella Cullen: What was that?

Edward Cullen: She showed you the first memory she has of you.

Bella Cullen: Showed me how?

Edward Cullen: How do I hear thoughts? How does Alice see the future? She's gifted.

Glee Season 1

Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.Kurt

Rachel: You might laugh because every time I sign my name, I put a gold star after it. But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. My gold stars are a metaphor. For me. Being a star.

Rachel: Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I've learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.

Rachel: So, why did you ask me to help you?Finn: 'Cause it's the only way I'm gonna be good...like you.Rachel: You think I'm good?Finn: Yeah. I mean when we first met I thought you were intimidating, and that you talk way more than you should. I even looked under my bed to see if you were hiding there. [Sees Rachel is upset by this] But then I heard you sing. I don't know how to explain it, but it touched me... here. [puts his hand on his heart but, mistakenly puts it on his right side of his chest]Rachel: Your heart is on this side of your chest [places her hand on Finn's and moves it to the left side of his chest. They look at each other]Finn: It's beating really fast.Rachel: Do you want a drink?Finn: Yeah.[Rachel takes two plastic cups, and pours the drinks]Rachel: Virgin CosmosFinn: I like the cups. Like airplane cups all airplane like.[They stop drinking. Finn notices some of the Cosmo on Rachel's lip.]Finn You've got a little Virgin Cosmo...[Finn wipes the drink away from Rachel's lip]Rachel: You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.Finn I want to.[They kiss]

Kurt: Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Puck: What's a mash-up?Mr. Schue: A mash-up is when you take two songs and mash them together to create an even richer explosion of musical expression.

Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're like toxic assets!

Kurt: [to his dad] I love you more than I love being a star.

Quinn: I can't believe you told your mom; I mean, what if she tells my mom?Finn: No, she won't.Quinn: How do you know? Half the school knows, your mom knows; who else do you wanna tell?Finn: She's not gonna tell anyone.Quinn: You're wrong; I'm right. I'm smart; you’re dumb.Finn: N-no.Quinn: No, no, you’re wrong; I'm right!Finn: She doesn't talk to other moms!Quinn: I'm right

Will: The best teachers don't give you the answers. They just point the way and let you make your own choices – your own mistakes. That way, you get all the glory, and you deserve it.

Finn: Oh, you mean like meeting other girls? 'Cause I think I'm dating Rachel, or at least she sure thinks I am.Jesse St. James: [to Rachel, who locked in the bathroom] Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.Rachel Berry: Look, Jesse, I really like you, but I can't do it. It wouldn't be right for... the team.Jesse St. James: What does the team have to do with this?Rachel Berry: If I give myself to you knowing that my teammates wouldn't approve, it would be like I was sleeping with the enemy. I'd be betraying them. And because I'm truly not ready to do this, I'd be betraying myself.

Schuester has just told New Directions that Jesse is joining]Rachel Berry: [to Jesse] I don't understand why you're doing this.Jesse St. James: Because when you love something, you gotta go for it. You would never be with me completely if I were on the opposing team. And I care about you more than winning another national title. So I left Vocal Adrenaline. For you.

Quinn: You're a really good teacher, Mr. Schue. Even if everyone is calling you a man-whore.

Finn: [to Rachel about Jesse] When are you going to realize, that he's not into you like I am.

Rachel: I am like Tinker Bell, Finn; I need applause to live.

Brittany: [when asked why she wasn't singing] There are so many lyrics!

Finn: We live in Ohio – not New York, or San Francisco, or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren’t fried. I don't understand why you always need to make such a big spectacle of yourself. Why can't you just work harder at blending in?Kurt: I'm sure that'd be easier for you.

Rachel: Guys, we have a serious problem. You know how I've been doing some deep background on Vocal Adrenaline?Artie: Isn't that against the rules?Rachel: No, not at all. Or…probably. Whatever! Anyway, what I figured out: I rooted through the dumpsters behind the auditorium and I found eighteen empty boxes of Christmas lights!Tina: Oh, no.Rachel: Which led me to the fabric store. I asked about red Chantilly lace; they were sold out.Mercedes: Oh, sweet Jesus.Kurt: Oh, my.Will: What?Kurt: They're doing Gaga.Mercedes: That's it; it's over.Rachel: Exactly!Kurt: We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality. They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them!Puck: What’s up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie?Kurt: Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.Brittany: It's true.

Puck: [to Quinn] I know you're giving her up, but before you do I think you should name her Beth. If you'll let me, I'd really like to be there when she's born. I'd really like to meet her.

Finn: I don't wanna have to worry about that kind of stuff in my own room, man!Kurt: And what "stuff" are you referring to?Finn: You know what I'm talking about. Don't play dumb. Well, can't you just accept that I'm not like you?Kurt: I have accepted that.Finn: No, you haven't. You think I don't see the way you stare at me, how flirty you get? You think I don't know why yow got so excited that we were gonna be moving in together?Kurt: It's just a room, Finn! We can redecorate if you want to!Finn: Okay, good. Well then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp. And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover…Burt: (coming downstairs) Hey! What did you just call him?Finn: Oh, no, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.Burt: If you use that word, you're talking about him.Kurt: Relax, Dad. I didn't take it that way.Burt: Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people. (to Finn) You use the "N" word?Finn: Of course not.Burt: How about "retard"? You call that nice girl in Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?Finn: Becky-no. She's my friend, she's got Down syndrome. I'd never call her that. That's cruel.Burt: But you think it's okay to come into my house and say "faggy"?Finn: That's not what I meant.Burt: I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice, we'd tell him to stop being such a fag. Shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club and being raised by your mom meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kind of, you know, came into the world knowing what has taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't - you can't stay here.Kurt: (softly) Dad!Burt: I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her. But my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around here. (to Kurt) This is our home, Kurt. (to Finn) He is my son. Out in the world, you do what you want; not under my roof.

Puck: [In voiceover] Everyone knows this is going to come down to me. Revenge, fear, the merciless infliction of pain-these are my kingdoms. First time I gave a wedgie to a kid, I was four years old. Finn and I may still hate each other for some reason, but we both know that defending the honor of New Directions is going to be our dirty job.Will: Hey, what's going on?Finn: We're on our way to go all Braveheart on Vocal Adrenaline.Will: Guys, violence is never the answer.Puck: It is when the question is, "What's the best way to mess up that Jesse kid's face?"Kurt: Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.Will: Stop! Get back here and sit down! Look, I know from experience that making someone else suffer doesn't make your pain go away. You're all amazing, no matter what Vocal Adrenaline says or does. We just need to find a way to remind ourselves of that.Finn: We can't just let Vocal Adrenaline get away with turning Rachel into an omelette.Will: We're not. Rachel, dial Jesse's number on your phone.Santana: You still have his number?Will: Jesse St. James? Will Schuester here. You and Vocal Adrenaline need to meet at our auditorium Friday, 3:00 sharp. [hangs up]

Will: Today, I want to talk to you about regrets. Who has some?Rachel: Giving my heart to Jesse, just to have it crushed like the stage floor at a performance of Stomp.Quinn: Thinking 'trust me' was a sensible birth control option.

Will: Thank you for coming to the first annual New Directions' Regionals nominations party.Artie: What's the point, Mr. Schue? Coach Sylvester's one of the judges. She's going to crush us.Will: Artie, you don't know that.Santana: Yes, we do, she told us at Cheerios practice.Brittany: Yeah, she said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club".Puck: A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing.Tina: [Crying] I'm sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-it made me special. I just can't believe it's going to be over in a week.Finn: Wait, who says it's going to be over?Mercedes: Please. You think Puck and Santana are going to even acknowledge my existence once we're not in Glee Club together anymore?Puck: She has a point.Rachel: Mr. Schuester? Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just...all go around the room and talk about things we loved about Glee Club this year? [has tears going down her face

Finn: [To Rachel] Hey! We need to talk. We had a chance of getting things back together at Mr. Schue's until you bailed. You're our leader, Rachel. I mean, the way you're on at everyone all the time is annoying, but it's also what keeps the club motivated. You and I are going to fix this. We are going to Regionals and we're going to win this thing.[Rachel kisses Finn, and smiles.]

Rachel: [to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.Matt: In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.Tina: I had a stutter.Mercedes: I was a closeted diva.Quinn: I used to be captain of the Cheerios.Mike: I was afraid to dance outside my room.Santana: I hated everyone in this club.Brittany: So did I.Kurt: I wasn't honest about who I was.Puck: I was tossing guys into dumpsters.Artie: I had never kissed a girl beforeRachel: And I was getting slushied.Finn: I didn't—I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.Rachel: We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.Mercedes: And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.Will: If this is only about winning for you guys, then I owe you all an apology, because I've failed you. And we should just all go home, because it means we've already lost. Besides, we have got something that the other groups don't.Artie: What?Will: Finn's dancing. (Laughter).

Will: Nine months ago, there were five of you in here. And we sucked. I mean, we really sucked. Bad. (Laughs). One day, all of you are going to be gone. And all of this, all of us will be nothing but a hazy memory. It will take you a second to remember everyone's name. someone will have to remind you of the songs we sung, the solos you got or didn't get. Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle. And I love you guys too much to let you not make the most of it. Now, I was going to quit once, but you guys brought me back with "Don't Stop Believing." It was a nine, but we are going to make it a ten.Rachel: We're doing "Don't Stop" at Regionals?Will: And then some. We are doing a Journey medley. Because who cares what happens when we get there when the getting there has been so much fun? Rachel? You had something you wanted to say?Rachel: Just that we're all really glad you didn't become an accountant

Will: (After seeing Emma fight with Principle Figgins) Emma? What was that about?Emma: It's so unfair. Will, your kids have worked so hard for this. Did you know he's already given your choir room to the Mock UN?Will: A deal's a deal. We lost, Emma.Emma: Because Sue cheated! She cheated, Will, and where do you think all that money's going? It's going right into her pockets. We just…We can't let her win this one! How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?Will: I've tried, Emma, okay? It..It-It's over.Emma: No. No, it's never over. I don't care what anybody says. Some things are worth fighting for.Will: You mean like the kids?Emma: Yes, of course.Will: Anything else.Emma: No. No, this is about the glee club. This is not about us.Will: The hell it is. I love you, Emma. There, I finally said it. And you love me, and the dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us.(They kiss)

Glee Season 2

Kurt: We get it Mr. Schue. Everyone still hates us. So what? So we're plankton on the high school food chain. The only difference now is that none of us really care.

Mercedes:Is that a men's sweater?Kurt: Fashion has no gender

Brittany: I don't want to do Britney.Kurt: Why no Britney, Brittany?Brittany: Because my name is also Britney Spears.[Everyone looks at her.]Will: Wait, what?Mercedes: What the hell is she talking about?Brittany: My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce, which makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany Spierce.

Finn: Come here. [hugs Rachel] This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right?

Emma: You're such a great teacher, Will. No, probably the best in the whole school. So why would you want to be someone else when the someone you already are is so amazing?Will: Because the boring someone I already am, wasn't good enough for you.

Rachel: I'd like to dedicate this song to my boyfriend, Finn. I was wrong, I shouldn't try to control you. I've just, I've never been this happy before. And I realize that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much that I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird. I get now that in order for this relationship to work, I have to open up my hands and let you fly free.Brittany: Finn can fly?Kurt: Really?Brittany: Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on. Next week I'm going to be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.Mercedes: [to Brittany] Shh!

Mercedes: I don't see what's wrong with getting a little church in here.Quinn: I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I've turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks.Santana: Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard-baby?Brittany: Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.Finn: You got a problem with Jesus?Puck: Oh, I got no problem with the guy. I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style 'cause it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it is about enjoying the life that you've been given. I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick.

Burt: Hey, don’t forget, Friday night dinner is 6:00 instead of 7:00 this week. Carole and Finn are coming over.. and she has to work the night shift.Kurt: I-I can’t do this Friday. They have sing-along Sound of Music at the El Royale Theater, it’s a once- a-year event.Burt: And last week you had to camp out early so you could be first in line for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs.Kurt: SEASON SIX, Dad.Burt: Those Friday night dinners are ritual in our family - one your mom started.Kurt: I know, but I’m a teenager. Friday nights are kind of important to me. Why are you making me feel guilty about this?Santana: Hey Kurt, we're really sorry about your dad's heart attack.Brittany: I did a book report on heart attacks, if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade 'cause it was written in crayon.Finn: [Entering] What the hell happened?Kurt: My dad’s in the hospital.Finn: I know. My mom just called me. I feel I’m the last one to know.Kurt: I’m sorry Finn, but it didn’t occur to me to call you because he’s not your father.Finn: Yeah, well, he’s the closest person I’m ever going to get, okay? I don't know what it looks like to everyone else, but I thought we were sort of family. Look, I guess I just didn’t like overhearing other people talking about it in gym class.Kurt: Thank you Mercedes. Your voice is stunning but I don't believe in God... You've all professed your beliefs, I'm just stating mine. I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean, he makes me gay and then he has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life. And right now I don’t want a heavenly father, I want my real one back.Mercedes: Look, Kurt, how do you know for sure? I mean, you can't prove that there's no God.Kurt: You can't prove that there isn't a magic tea pot floating around on the dark side of the moon, with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?Quinn: We shouldn’t be talking like this. It’s not right.Kurt: I’m sorry Quinn. But all you can believe whatever you want to, but I can’t believe something I don’t. I appreciate your thought, but I don’t want your prayers.Kurt: On the day of my Mom’s funeral, when they were lowering her body into the ground, I was crying. I mean that was it. It was the last time I was ever going to see her. And I remember I looked up my dad, and I just wanted to him to say something, just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn’t over. And he just took my hand and squeezed it and I just knowing that those hands here to take care of me, that was enough. This is for my dad.Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.Kurt: Dad, you have no idea what it's like. I'm the only openly gay kid at school, in this town. Why can't I walk hand in hand down the hall with a person that I like? Why can't I slow-dance at my prom?Burt: Come here. You think I don't want those things for you? I do. You know, until you find somebody as open and as brave as you, you're just gonna have to get used to go in it alone.Kurt: Only the most talented member of Glee club - myself. When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Rachel: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.Rachel: I know you are lonely.Kurt: [stopped moving for a moment]Rachel: I can’t even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can’t act on for fear or being humiliated or ridiculed or worse. We’re gonna win nationals this year, and you know how we're gonnna do that?Kurt:... ?Rachel: Because we have you.Kurt: That’s true...Rachel: That’s 12 people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. Look, I know you’re lonely, but you’re not alone. So, I was wondering if you would may be want to sing a duet with me, I think you’ll be really happy with my song selection. It’s sort of everything that both you and I love.Kurt: But the duet competition is over.Rachel: I know. I thought this one could be for me and you.


Kurt: What exactly going on?Blaine: The Warblers. Every now and then they throw an impromptu performance in the senior commons. It tends the school shut down for a while.Kurt: Wait. The Glee Club here is kind of cool?Blaine: The Warblers are like rock stars.Kurt: [opens his eyes wide]Blaine: Come on. I know a shortcut. [took Kurt’s hand and started to run]

Kurt: It's very civilized for you to invited me for coffee before you beat me up for spying.Wes: We are not going to beat you up.David: You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.Blaine: Which made me think that spying on us wasn’t really the reason you came.Kurt: [smiled awkwardly] Can I ask guys a question?...Are you guys all gay?Blaine, Wes and David: [bursted into laughter. Kurt showed upset look for a moment]Blaine: No...I mean, I am, but these two have girlfriends.David: This is not a gay school. We just have a zero - tolerance harassment policy.Wes: Everyone gets treated the same, no matter what they are. It's pretty simple.Kurt: [tried to say something but couldn't]Blaine: [looking at Kurt for a while] Would you guys excuse us?Wes: Yeah, take it easy, Kurt.Blaine: I take it you're having trouble at school.Kurt: I’m the only person out of the closet at my school. And I tried to stay strong about it..but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell - and no one seems to notice.Blaine: I know how you feel. I got taunted at my old school, and it really – it pissed me off.Blaine: Or you can tell them. Or you can refuse to be the victim. Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt. And you have a chance right now to teach him.Kurt: How?Blaine: Confront him. Call him out. I ran, Kurt. I didn’t stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something I really, really regret.

Kurt: Hey, You! I am talking you!Karofsky: Girl's locker room is next door.Kurt': What is your problem?Karofsky: 'Scuse me?Kurt: What are you so scared of?Karofsky: Besides you sneaking a peak at my junk?Kurt: Oh yeah, every straight guys nightmare that all us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well guess what, hamhog? You're not my type.Karofshy: Is that right?Kurt: Yeah. I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are gonna be bald by the time they're 30.Karofsky: [holds up fist] Do not push me Hummel.Kurt: You gonna hit me? Do it.Karofsky: [angrier] Don't push me!Kurt: Hit me cause it's not gonna change the way I am. You can't punch the gay out of me more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!Karofsky: GET OUTTA MY FACE!Kurt: You are nothing but a little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!Karosky: [kisses Kurt then attempts to kiss Kurt again and is pushed away] UGH! [leaves the locker room leaving Kurt shocked]

Blaine: [in a text] Courage

Kurt: Long story short – you’re having a Glee wedding!

Quinn: So what do you want to talk about in private?Sam: These galactic mobiles aren't the stars at McKinley. We are. Or at least I want us to be. I think I love you.Quinn: Oh.Sam: Look, my shoulder's healed up and I'm going to be the quarterback again soon. And you're already the head cheerleader. [Bends on one knee and opens a box with a ring]Quinn: Oh my god, are you proposing? We've known each other for 6 weeks. Stand up. You're freaking me out.Sam: I-I wanna marry you, someday. Until then, will you accept this promise ring?Quinn: What are you, 6?Sam:: [Stands up] If you accept, this ring will symbolize my promise to you to be true, to never pressure you to do anything more than kiss, to listen to your problems, to tell you when you have food in your teeth or eye gunk, to come over to your house whenever you need something super heavy to move around. I promise to make you feel proud when you walk down the hall and say, "That dude's my boyfriend." I promise to do all of those things without trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey.Quinn: [Laughs softly]Sam: [Bends down on one knee again] I really care about you, Quinn and I want us to be together.Quinn: [Closes the box]Sam: Is that a no?Quinn: It's a maybe. [Leaves]

Rachel: Ladies, the Kurt/Karofsky bullying situation is getting way out of control. Kurt's miserable. He's losing weight and not in a good way and he's barely fighting me for solos anymore.Tina: We've all been teased but something about what Karofsky's doing is so much worse.Rachel: We're all lucky enough to have boyfriends on the football team. I say we band together and demand that they confront Karofsky.Quinn: Okay, first of all, I'm not dating Sam. And second of all, I think you set the feminist movement back fifty years.Rachel: Look, guys like Karofsky only respond to muscle.Quinn: So, we're going to fight violence with violence?Rachel: No! Look I'm not saying that we should hit him, I'm saying that we need to defend Kurt and there's strength in numbers.Tina: So I'm confused. [Turns to Brittany] Are you and Artie officially dating now?Brittany: Deal with it. When you guys ever fooled around, did he ever just, like, lie there?Santana: [Walks in] Why didn't you tell me we were having a Glee girls meeting?Rachel: This is a meeting for Glee girls with boyfriends. We're going to make them stop Karofsky from bullying Kurt.Santana: Okay, I'm dating Puckerman.Quinn: You're getting naked with Puckerman.Tina: Besides, Puck can't mess with Karofsky. He's on probation. If he gets in a fight with him, he'll be sent back to juvee.Rachel: Mm-hmm. So now if you'll excuse us.Santana: [scoffs] You're so on my list, dwarf. [leaves]Rachel: Look if something bad happens to Kurt and we didn't do anything to stop it, we'll never be able to live with ourselves

Finn: Karofsky plays right guard. If he gets pissed at me, I'm gonna get sacked more times than Jay Cutler, which means we're gonna lose, which means Beiste is gonna make Sam quarterback.Rachel: Is being quarterback more important to you than helping out the kid who's gonna be your stepbrother?Finn: We both know I can help him more if I stay on top. Kurt's gonna be fine. Rachel, I'm sorry, I want to, but I can't.Rachel: I've never been so disappointed in you before

Santana: Where were you, Finn?Finn: Still out on the field, okay? I totally would have given him a beat-down if I'd been there.Mercedes: The fact is, it shouldn't have gone down without you, Finn. You should have been leading the charge.Kurt: [softly] Lay off Finn, everyone. It isn't his problem. It's none of your problems, actually. But thank you for what you did. Especially Sam.

Burt: I'm not really known for having a way with words. You know, when you're a kid, adults will tell you lots of things. But one thing they neglect to mention is how sad life can be. I lost somebody I loved very much, but Kurt... He lost his mom. And that killed me. Well, we got by, but looking back, I-I wanna apologize to you, Kurt. What we were living, it just... it wasn't living. You know that saying, that when God closes a door, he opens a window? Well,sometimes, out of nowhere, He'll do you one better. He'll kick a whole wall down. He grabbed me by the shoulders and He pointed me towards this woman right here, and He said, 'There she is, go get her'. You're everything, Carole. Words can't describe you - you're everything. And I will love you till the day I die.[Rachel tears up, Finn smiles at her, Santana watches longingly]Carole: I'm lucky. Most women, when they get married, they get one man. I get two. One of you saved me from my wardrobe, the other just saved me. Kurt, you're an amazing person. I'm not only getting a son, I'm getting a friend. Finn... I know you were resistant at first, but I am so proud of you. I've watched you grow into a man. But I think I'm most proud that you've become a brother to Kurt. [Carole holds Finn's hand, Burt takes Kurt's] We are four people becoming a family.Priest: Okay. Burt, do you take Carole—Burt: You bet I do!Priest: And do you, Carole, take this man—Carole: Oh, yes, I do! Yes, I do![Everyone applauds. Burt and Carole kiss]

Will: And now, I'd like to introduce one of the best men: Finn Hudson.Finn: [Takes a glass from the waiter] Oh, thanks. Hi. Uh, thank you. Best man. Right. Well, I wanna propose a toast to my mom, who is so awesome. I mean, somehow even without one in the house, you've taught me what it means to be a man. [Carole tears up] In Glee club, whenever two of us get together, we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. [Rachel smiles] Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. [Rachel scowls] And today, a new union was formed: Furt [Kurt looks surprised, the gleeks laugh. To Kurt] You and me, man. We're brothers from another mother. And quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you about what it means to be a man. And over the past few weeks, uh, some stuff's gone down. And I haven't manned up like I should've. From now on, no matter what it costs me, I got your back. Okay? Even if it means getting a slushie in the face every now and then. [The gleeks chuckle] You put this entire wedding together by yourself, Kurt. So, as a thank-you I had the Glee Club put together a little number in your honor. [To Kurt] You're gonna dance it with me dude.

Finn: What the hell, dude? How about you talk with me about this first?Kurt: I'm sorry Finn, but there's nothing to talk about. Karofsky's coming back tomorrow, so that means I won't be.Sam: We can protect you.Puck: Seriously. We can form a perimeter around you, like the Secret Service.Finn: Yeah.Kurt: The only thing that can really protect me is what they have at Dalton: a zero-tolerance no bullying policy.

Blaine: I don't know how it worked at your old school, but did you notice that we all wear uniforms around here? It's about being a part of team.Kurt: I guess I'm just used to having to scream to get noticed.Blaine: You're not gonna make it as a Warbler if all you care about is getting noticed.Kurt: You're right. I'm sorry.Blaine: I know it's gonna take some getting used to, but you'll fit in soon enough, I promise.

Rachel: What I meant to say was, "wow, that really sucks. I'm sure you were really good."Kurt: I was. I mean, I think I was. Being in The Warblers has really made me question everything I thought about myself.Rachel: Yeah, what has become of us, Kurt? ...So, do you miss us?Kurt: I do. Being a Warbler is great, but I don't think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did, and I can't help but think that I let you guys down.Rachel: It's your life, Kurt, and you weren't safe at Mckinley any more, and we all get it.Kurt: How come you were never this nice to me before?Rachel: You were my only REAL competition.Kurt: [smiles] True, true.

Will: Who's that? Someone special?Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually gay. I call that progress.Will: How you doing?Kurt: Classes are harder, but the kids are kinder. But I miss you guys a lot though. So, what brings you here? Are you looking for teaching at a place where pencils aren't primarily used as weapons?

[After the performance]Finn: So how much did we raise?Puck: $210 bucks and that's after my cut.Finn: (frowns)Puck: I'm kidding.Rachel: Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas alone.Will: Yes Rachel, I am.Rachel: Well I know how painful being alone can be so if you want you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese food and watch the Main Event.Will: Well thanks Rachel but I think I'm going to pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.(Everyone walks back into the chorus room and stop in their tracks with stunned looks on their faces.)Tina: Artie.Artie: (standing up with machines supporting his legs and his hands gripping on canes)Brittany: (gasps in shock)(Everyone gathers around Artie.)Artie: It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. I can't use it all the time but...check me out. (slowly takes a few steps then stops)Quinn: Where did you get it?(Flashback)Brittany: (wheeling Artie to her living room) (voiceover) We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.(Flashback ends)Sam: How the hell did you afford that thing?Brittany: I didn't buy it. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a Transformer.Artie: (turns to Santana) I assumed her dad got it for me but he has no idea. He went to take a long poop and then it was there.Rachel: So if no one knew who bought it for you then-Brittany: Santa brought it.Mercedes: Santa.Artie: (nods) Santa.Quinn: A real Christmas miracle.Coach Beiste': (watching and smiling)

[At Will's home]Will: (enters his home and takes off his scarf and coat and grabs something from his fridge then enters his living room)Sue: Hey Will.Will: (shocked) How--How did you get in here?Sue: Oh, I had key made ages ago.Will: (staring in astonishment)Sue: Do you like your tree?Will: Uh, it's-it's beautiful. What's going on? What's with all the presents?Sue: Well you remember that old meanie who stole of those stuff in the choir room? Well she's sorry.Will: Really? Well what made her change her mind?Sue: I don't know. Call it a Christmas miracle and we'll leave it at that. Now I know a lot of these gifts are for orphans or something but I got you something special. (gives Will a present) It's okay. It's not going to explode.Will: (takes the present, opens it and takes out a razor)Sue: I thought you'd like to put us all out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.Will: (smiles) Thanks, Sue. The tree really does look great.Sue: Well Santa had some helpers. (blows her whistle)(The Glee kids come out)Rachel: No one should be alone on Christmas, Mr. Schuester.Sue: Too much talking, lady. Come on, let's get some Christmas up here.(The Glee club starts decorating the Christmas tree.)Will: I thought you hated the holidays.Sue: Nah, I just hate you.Will: Merry Christmas, Sue.Sue: Merry Christmas, Will.

Barista: What can I get you?Blaine: A Medium Drip, and a Grande Non-Fat Mocha for this guy, and maybe I can get him to split one of the Cupid cookies.Kurt: You know my coffee order?Blaine: Of course I do.Barista: That'll be $8.40.[Kurt and Blaine both start to pull out their wallets]Blaine: Don't even bother dummy, it's on me.[Blaine walks away after paying]Kurt: [to barista] I do believe I have a new favorite holiday. [laughs]Jeremiah: No one here knows I'm gay.Kurt: Can I be honest? Just with the hair, I think they do.Jeremiah: Blaine, let's just be clear here. You and I got coffee twice, we're not dating. If we were I'd get arrested, considering your age.Kurt: So, it's just like 'When Harry Met Sally'. But I get to play Meg Ryan.Blaine: Deal. [pauses] Don't they get together in the end?Kurt: [smiles and ignores the question]

[In the chorus room]Will: All right, folks. Regionals is in a week. It's time to get deep into our set list. Artie? You okay?Artie: [still in shock] My life is over. How am I suppose to support a baby? [turns to Brittany] How could you not tell me about this?Will: Wait, Brittany, are you pregnant?Brittany: Definitely. I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy.Puck: Um, babies don't get dropped off.Will: Wait, Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure.Brittany: I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from.Santana: [looks at Brittany in shock]Sam: [smiles and shakes his head]

Burt Hummel[Having "the talk" with his son] Now for most guys sex is, just, ya know, this thing we always want to do. Ya know, its fun, feels great, but we're not really thinking too much about, ya know, how it makes us feel on the inside, or, ya know, how the other person feels about it.Kurt Hummel: Women are different?Burt Hummel: Only because they get that its about something more than just the physical. Ya know, when you're intimate with somebody, in that way, you're exposing yourself, ya know, you're never gonna be more vulnerable, and that scares the hell out of a lot of guys. Believe me, I can't tell you how many buddies I've got who have gotten way too deep with a girl who said she was cool with just hooking up.Kurt Hummel: But that's not going to happen to me, Dad.Burt Hummel: No, its gonna be worse. Because its two guys. With two guys you got two people who think that sex is just sex. Its gonna be easier to come by. And once you start doing this stuff you're not going to want to stop. Yah just... you gotta know that it means something. You know, its doing something... to you, to your heart, to your self esteem, even though it feels like... you're just having fun.Kurt Hummel: So you're saying I shouldn't have sex?Burt Hummel: I think on your 30th birthday it is a great gift to yourself.[pause]Burt Hummel: Kurt, when you're ready, I want you to be able to... do everything. But when you're ready I want you to, use it as a way to connect to another person. Don't throw yourself around, like you don't matter. 'Cause you matter, Kurt.Kurt Hummel: [pause] Is that it?Burt Hummel: That's it, for now. Can I make you some toast?Kurt Hummel: I think I'll take it up to my room to eat while I look over my new pamphlets[he gathers the gay sex Ed pamphlets his father has brought home]Kurt Hummel: . Thank you Dad.Hummel: You're welcome.[Kurt leaves. Burt sighs a deep sigh of relief]

[In the hallways]Santana: [walks to Brittany] Hi.Brittany: Hi.Santana: Can we talk?Brittany: But we never do that.Santana: I know but, um, I wanted to thank you for performing that song with me in Glee club.Brittany: Yeah.Santana: 'Cause it's made me do a lot of thinking. What I realize is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with...because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. And Brittany, I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. I just can't.Brittany: I understand that.Santana: Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?Brittany: Not really.Santana: I want to be with you. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school.Brittany: Yeah, but honey...if anyone were to ever make fun of you, you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.Santana: [sniffles and begins to cry] Yeah, I know. But...I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept...that I love you. I love you. And I don't want to be with Sam, or Finn, or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please...Brittany: Of course I love you. I do. And I would totally be with you if it weren't for Artie.Santana: Artie?Brittany: I love him too. I don't want to hurt him. That's not right. I can't break up with him.Santana: Yes, you can. He's just a stupid boy.Brittany: But it wouldn't be right. Santana, you have to know if Artie and I were to ever break up, and I'm lucky enough that you're still single... [tries to touch Santana's arm]Santana: [pulls her arm away] Don't.Brittany: I am so yours. Proudly so.Santana: Yeah, wow. Whoever thought that being fluid meant that you could be so stuck?Brittany: Don't. I'm sorry -- [tries to hug Santana]Santana: [pushes her away] Get off me. [leaves]

Brittany: Hey.Santana: [looks at Brittany then back to her locker]Brittany: Can I ask you a question? We use to be really close and I really miss being your friend.Santana: Still waiting for the question.Brittany: Did I do something wrong?Santana: No. Look, I don't know. Did you? All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants. That's fine. It's your loss. 'Cause now I get the chance to write an awesome heterosexual song about Sam that we're going to sing at Regionals.Brittany: Wait, you're still dating Sam? But you told me you were in love with me.Santana: I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Could you stop staring at me? I can't remember my locker combo.Sue: Well well. If it isn't Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Fake Boobs.Brittany: You know you can't talk to us like that. You're not our cheer coach anymore.Sue: I'm not anybody's cheerleading coach anymore.

Quinn: [playing on the piano then stops when she sees Rachel] You're late.Rachel: We're friends, right?Quinn: Yeah, I guess so.Rachel: I mean with everything that happened last year? You gave your baby to my mom. We kind of bonded over that.Quinn: What's your point?Rachel: My point is I know we haven't spent a lot of time together this year, but I thought we were close enough that we could be honest with each other.Quinn: Go ahead, ask me.Rachel: Fine. Are you and Finn together?Quinn: Yes. It's been a couple of weeks. It's like Groundhog's Day with you, Rachel. How many times do you have to make the same mistake to realize it's not going to work out?Rachel: Well, thank you for being honest with me, Quinn, and I'm happy for you and Finn, but don't go and try to rewrite history. It was real between us. He chose me over you.Quinn: And how long did that last for?Rachel: Why are you being so mean?Quinn: [walks towards Rachel] Do you want to know how the story plays out? I get Finn, you get heartbroken, and then Finn and I stay here and start a family. I'll become a successful real estate agent and Finn will take over Kurt's dad's tire shop. [voice starts breaking] You don't belong here, Rachel. And you can't hate me for helping to send you on your way.Rachel: I'm not giving up on Finn. It's not over between us.Quinn: YES IT IS! You're so frustrating! And that is why you can't write a good song, because you live in this little school girl fantasy of life. Rachel, if you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never going to get it right. So we're done with that and why don't we just return to our work?

Kurt: Has anyone literally died on stage?Blaine: [looks over] Are you nervous?Kurt: Please don't judge me. This is the first time I've had a solo in front of a competition audience. I have this nightmare that I'm going to forget the lyrics or I'm going to sing and nothing is gonna come out. [looks over at Blaine] Okay, you can judge me.Blaine: I think it's adorable. I think you're adorable. And- and the only people who're going to dying tonight are the people in that audience because you and I are going to kill this thing. Come on, let's go.Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?Blaine:: [nervously] Kurt, there’s a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you forever." [places hand on Kurt's] Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. [pause] You move me Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. [leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly] We should... We should practice.Kurt: [smiles] I thought we were. [kiss again]

Kurt: Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.Blaine:: You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?[both walk off hand in hand]

Santana: The truth about what?Karofsky: None of your business, J Lo.Santana: First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill.Karofsky: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl.Santana: Ha. See here's whats gonna go down. Two choices: You stay here and I crack one of your nuts—right or left, that's your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. [gestures to her hair] Yeah, just all up in here.Karofsky: [reluctantly walks away]Blaine: We could have handled that.Santana: It was more fun doing it together.Karofsky: All I can say is that Santana has really helped me to see the light. She showed me all these stories on-line about kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves because they were being bullied so bad. I couldn't believe someone could make another person feel that awful. But she helped me accept that I was one of those bad people, and I don't want to be any more.

Mercedes: Well guys, [looks at her watch] it's noon. Which means, it's official.Sam: What's official?Kurt: My transfer! Kurt Hummel is back at McKinley!

Kurt: [to Blaine] I'll never say goodbye to you.

Brittany: I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

Kurt:(to Blaine) I'm going to show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me or whispering behind my back, they can't touch me. They can't touch us or what we have.

Rachel: [checking her cheek] Most girls would be upset about getting slapped in the face, but…I happen to appreciate the drama of it. [gets a paper towel]Quinn: [leans against the sink] I know you think it's hard to be you, Rachel, but at least you don't have to be terrified all of the time.Rachel: What are you so scared of? [offers a paper towel to Quinn]Quinn: [takes the paper towel] The future. When all this is gone.Rachel: Look, you have nothing to be scared of. You're a very pretty girl, Quinn. You're the prettiest girl I've met Quinn but...you're a lot more than that.

Kurt: [after Rachel finishes singing] She may be difficult but, boy, can she sing. [stands up and claps] BRAVO! [Santana pushes him to sit back down]Rachel: I made it.[The New Directions are eating on the Red Stairs.]Kurt: A year and a half ago, the New Directions were nothing but a group of six misfits stumbling their way through a horrific rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat". Now, here we are at the top of the show choir heap. Nationals!Tina: I wanna hit up Central Park, get my frolic on!Puck: I wanna throw stuff off the Brooklyn Bridge.Finn: Guys hold on, I mean, we still have two songs to write.Kurt: Okay, Mr Bossypants. But I think we have some time for a tune before we leave. [begins to sing] Start spreading the news. [everyone begins to join in] I'm leaving today. I wanna be a part of it. New York, New York!Rachel: Guys, I have news. To celebrate our impending win at Nationals, I got us all thirteen tickets to Broadway's longest running show ever; Cats![Everyone begins to cheer.]Quinn: You might want to check the dates on those, Rachel, 'cause Cats closed about eleven years ago.Rachel: He did seem crazy. He charged my credit card through his butt crack.

Rachel: Being in New York is like falling in love, over and over again, every minute. Tonight felt like one of those awesome nights that you see in those amazing romantic comedies. All we need now is some street singers to serenade us to make it perfect.[Artie, Sam, Puck and Mike begin to sing Bella Notte.]Finn: Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Rachel: I think we were good.Finn: Good? We were amazing!Rachel: The kiss was... interesting.Finn: Yeah, I'm calling it the kiss of the century-Jesse: You're wrong, Finn. That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won't like it. They'll consider it common and vulgar and will cost you nationals. Hi Rachel, you look amazing and you sounded great. You just shouldn't have kissed him.Rachel: Why are you here Jesse?Jesse: For you.Finn: Dude, back off; you're just jealous. Jealous of what we have, and what we shared with the entire audience because it was shared between two people who love each other. It was the Superman of kisses! It came with its own cape, right Rachel?

Kurt: We all just looked at the top ten list for showcase and we all just went numb. And then Jesse just kept going on and on about how Rachel and Finn's kiss was what cost us nationals.Blaine: While I do understand passion I do think that was unprofessional. Sorry keep going.Kurt: And then we get back to the hotel, and Santana loses her head.[Flashback]Santana: [angrily yelling at Rachel and being held back] Escucha! Soy de Lima Heights Adjacents y yo tengo orgullo!. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacents? Cosas Malas! (English translation: I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!)[Flashback ends]Kurt: I mean, on the plane ride home it was completely silent, like no one said a word. We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.Blaine: Wait a second...I don't get it. You don't seem that sad at all.Kurt: It was still amazing. I mean, I flew in a plane for the first time in my life, I had breakfast at Tiffany's, I sung on a Broadway stage.Blaine: I love you.Kurt: [silent for a few seconds] I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

Brittany: [walks up to Santana] Hey, you still pissed?Santana: [holds up a voodoo doll] Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work?Brittany: Come on, we can't be mad at Rachel forever.Santana: Uh, yes we can. How could you possibly be so calm?Brittany: I hated losing just as much as everyone but this year wasn't about winning for me.Santana: Clearly, cause we got our asses kicked.Brittany: Yeah.Santana: Sorry. What was it about?Brittany: Acceptance. I know that all the kids in the glee club they fight and steal each others boyfriends and girlfriends and they threaten to quit like every other week. But weird stuff like that happens in families.Santana: Yeah, well this a club. This not a family.Brittany: OK well, family is a place where everybody loves you no matter what. And they accept you for who you are. I know I'm going to be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina's wedding. And I'm going to be anxiously waiting just like everybody else to see if their babies are Asian too. When they find an operation to make Artie's legs work again, I'm going to be there for his first steps. I love them, I love everyone in glee club and I get to spend another year with the people I love. So, I'm good.Santana: What about you and I?Brittany: I love you Santana. I love you more than I've ever loved anyone else in this world. All I know about you and I is that because of that, I think anything's possible.[Santana smiles and hugs Brittany.]Santana: You're my best friend.Brittany: Yeah, me too.[They stop hugging and join their pinkies.]Santana: When did you get so smart?

Rachel: Where have you been?Finn: Hiding out. Everyone hates me.Rachel: No, they don't. And that doesn't explain why you haven't said a word to me since we've been back.Finn: You should be more pissed at me than anyone else. I screwed up. I'm humiliated! And we worked so hard for everything and I was supposed to be this big-shot leader holding everyone together and…I blew it. Cost us the championship.Rachel: Look, being an artist is about expressing your true feelings in the moment no matter what the consequences. What were you feeling in that moment?Finn: That I loved you. And I would've done or given anything to kiss you one more time.Rachel: So you did. You know, you gave it all up for one kiss… Was is worth it?Finn: Yeah. What about you? Was it worth it for you?Rachel: Yeah. Because in my heart, I know we'll have another shot at nationals. You have to know that I'm leaving, Finn. I'm going to New York and I'm never coming back.Finn: Graduation's a year away. You got any plans 'til then? [kisses Rachel]Rachel: Okay, let's go. [gets up]Finn: [confused] Where are we going?Rachel: Final glee club meeting of the year!

Glee Season 3

Kurt: I want my senior year to be magic and the only way that's going to happen is if I get to spend every minute of every day with you

Finn: You're the best girlfriend ever. [leans in to kiss Rachel]Rachel: No, you got grease on your nose.Finn: Oh. [about to wipe his nose]Rachel: [shrugs] What the heck. [kisses Finn]

Will: Miss Fabray! Wait. You know, there's only one person in this world that you care about. And that's yourself.Quinn: You have no idea...Will: [hammers his hand at the table] I'M NOT FINISHED!Becky: Woah, woah, woah.Will: You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long are you planning on playing the victim card? Since day one, you've done nothing but sabotage the same Glee club that's been there for you over and over again, when you got pregnant, when your parents kicked you out. You know, Mercedes even let you live in her house! And I don't recall ever hearing so much as a "thank you". So now you're a train wreck. Well, congratulations. But you stride into my office and tell me it's my fault? Well, then I have something to say to you, grow up.

Kurt: Ten years from now, you'll be thinking about the friends you had and the ones you just tossed aside.

Santana: Here's the deal, pixie-boy. You’ve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. I understand. She's beautiful, she's innocent, she's everything that's good in this miserable, stinking world.

Burt: Your Glee Club saved my kid's life. It turns out art can do that, ya know? Whether it’s through singing or dancing or painting a freakin’ picture.

Puck: Not a lot of people believe in me and it means a lot that you do.

Artie: When you’re in a chair, it’s hard to… ever feel like you’ve grown up. Everyone’s always doing stuff for you. They get freaked out about saying the wrong thing. So, they coddle you. Sometimes, it’s hard to ever picture a life of being totally self-sufficient. But directing you guys… the way you trusted me, the way you looked at me, and listened to me. It’s the first time in my life that I’ve ever felt like a grown man. It’s the greatest gift you could give a guy, so… so thank you guys. For the flowers and for everything.

Josh: Saw the commercial. Smokin’!Santana: Who the hell are you?Josh: Josh Coleman. Sophomore rugby captain. Girls like you are a challenge. You just need the right guy to straighten you out and I’m just the man to do it.[The New Directions and Troubletones girls approach Santana and Josh.]Mercedes: Move your busted creeper ass…Tina: …now!Josh: Easy girls. I'm just trying to make her normal.Brittany: She is normal.Quinn: It's not a choice, idiot. But even if it were you would be our last choice.Josh: Oh, I get it. So you're all a bunch of lesbos.Rachel: So what if we are. You don't stand a chance either way.

Puck: I let you down, we all did. We just spent a whole week helping Santana with a secret everybody already knows and not one person took ten seconds to help you. And you’re a freakin’ mess. You have been for three years, ever since I knocked you up. You don’t need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special. If there’s one person that I’m sure is gonna get the hell out of this town and make something of herself, it’s you.

Santana: I love girls the way that I’m supposed to feel about boys. It’s just something that’s always been inside of me, and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I want you to know me. Who I really am. When I’m with Brittany… I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. I’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside… but every day just feels like a war. I walk around so mad at the world, but I’m really just fighting with myself. I don’t want to fight anymore. I’m just too tired. I have to just be me.

Santana: I picked a song that gives me strength and gets me through. The struggle continues but at least I know I'm not alone. Same way all of you do.

Quinn: I came here to talk to you, actually. To tell you I'm not going to tell.Rachel: Why?Quinn: Because I love Beth, and I don't want to ruin her life. I wanted to thank you actually.Rachel: For what?Quinn: For keeping me from doing something stupid. Something I would have regretted my entire life.Rachel: [nods and ducks her head shyly then looks up]...We're kind of friends huh?Quinn: Kind of. What do you think about Yale?Rachel: Oh no no. I had my sights set on NYADA.Quinn: No, for me. I'm not the singer that you and Kurt are but Yale has an amazing drama program and I really do like to perform.Rachel: Yeah!Quinn: I certainly would nail all the parts where the girl has to cry.Rachel: [laughs] No I think it's a great idea! I'm especially since you won't have me to compete with. ...You're a lot better than you know.Quinn: Well..I'll see you at glee club.Rachel: Wait, w-where are you going?Quinn: There's a couple people I need to talk to.Rachel: Ok well, I don't know if you need help with your Yale application..Quinn: Not with the Yale application but um, there is something you could do for me.

Quinn: Look, I know I went a little crazy.[Santana and Mercedes nod in agreement.]Quinn: But I'm here now. I'm 17. I have the rest of my life ahead of me. I love glee club, I love you girls, and when we're 27, or 87 I want us to be able to look back on these next couple of months and talk about how it was the best time of our lives.

Rachel: Hey! Look I need your advice, alright, about, about an adult problem.Quinn: Holy Crap! Are you pregnant?Rachel: No! Look I'm coming to you as a friend and, oddly because I also think you are the only person that will give me just a straightforward and a thoughtful answer about this.Quinn: You're right, I'm sorry. Yes, I can keep a secret.Rachel: Finn, asked me to marry him.Quinn: [gasps] Well, what did you say?Rachel: I said I needed to think about it.Quinn: Well, you can't.Rachel: Why? Plenty of people get married our age and I know he and I haven't lived together or anything but I love him and he's the one. I know it. [Quinn hands her a folded piece of paper] What's this? [opens it and reads it]Quinn: My ticket out of here. I got into Yale, early admissions. Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity while maintaining a straight A average during a teen pregnancy really turned on the admissions boards.Rachel: Quinn, that's amazing. [hugs Quinn] That's so great. [lets go] It's great.Quinn: I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon.Rachel: Oh. Yeah. I mean, New York mail is notoriously slow, so…Quinn: My point being is that I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won't know why.Rachel: So are are you saying that Finn and I should break up?Quinn: I'm all for making the most of the next few months, but I'd hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be if you want what you ever dreamed of, you're gonna have to break up with him.Rachel: That's an awful thing to say.Quinn: Look, you wanted straight and thoughtful. I guess at one point it made sense to love somebody for your whole life, but it doesn't anymore. Women are finding themselves in their thirties now, every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're going to want in fifteen years.Rachel: But Finn and I…we can grow together.Quinn: Look Rachel, I…you and Finn are a lovely couple. But if you really want to be happy, you're going to have to say goodbye.

Finn: Wow, Quinn, that was incredible!Will: Even more incredible is her big news. Tell them.Quinn: I got into Yale! [clapping and cheering]Will: It's Just--It's amazing for everything you've been through, you really deserve this, Quinn.Mercedes: We're so proud of you, Quinn.Quinn: I wanted to thank you guys, because without each and every one of you this would’ve never happened. You supported me and loved me through all the drama. And that’s why I’m standing here. I wasted so much time hating myself for the stupid mistakes that I made, but the truth is is that without all of those I never would’ve dreamed this to be my future. I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can't change your past, but you can let go and start your future.[cheering]

Burt: You beat them all. They threw everything at you. They tried to beat you down. But you know what? You're unstoppable, Kurt. They can never take this away from you. I am so proud to be your dad. Right now, in this moment, on this day, you won.

Santana: I want to remind you of something an amazing teacher once taught me: without passion, you can't succeed.Will: Who taught you that?Santana:You did. And you do. When you teach Glee.

Will: All right, guys! Let me ask you something: where do you think you'll be in the year 2030?Rachel and Kurt: Broadway! (They look at each other) Twinsies!Artie: Walking.Puck: In jail. Or dead. Or both.

Brittany: [walks up to Santana with her laptop] Happy Valentine's Day.Santana: You're giving me your computer for Valentine's Day?Brittany: It's a playlist, with all of the songs that I hear in my head when I'm with you or when I'm thinking about you. I wanted to make you a CD for Valentine's Day, this is as far as I got without any help. Oh, and I made you a cover/ [shows Santana the album cover of the playlist, a picture of Santana hugging Brittany]Santana: [smiles] Brittany, thank you.Brittany: You're welcome.Figgins: Teen Lesbians! I must see you in my office right now!Santana: This is such bull crap! Why can't Brittany and I kiss in public, 'cause we're two girls?Figgins: Please don't make this about your sapphic orientation.

Sugar: Okay, everyone! It's time for my extra special guest! Back from the dead and cute and compact as ever.Blaine: [standing by the door] Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.Kurt: [looks up shocked]

Sam: Someday I want to earn enough money to buy my folks a new place so they don't ever have to go through losing their home again.Mercedes: Yeah, I'm most looking forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.[Everyone laughs.]Artie: I want to be there to see my kid's first steps.Sugar: I want to be there to see Sex & The City Part 3.Mr. Schue: Wow.Puck: I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it, but I really do want to graduate high school.Finn: I'm going to petition the Army to change my dad's dishonorable discharge status to an honorable one.Quinn: I'm looking forward to graduating from Yale at the top of my class.Santana: I'm looking forward to the day when my grandmother loves me again.Brittany: I want Lord Tubbington to kick his ecstasy addiction.Blaine: I'm looking forward to marriage equality in all fifty states.MIke: I'm looking forward to the first time I dance at Carnegie Hall.Tina: I just want a song.[Everyone laughs.]Kurt: I'm looking forward to watching my dad make a difference in Congress.Rachel: I'm looking forward to being friends with all of you for the rest of my life.Rory: I know this sounds silly but the peanut butter really is amazing, Mr. Schue. Do you know what I'm looking forward to? Winning at Regionals.

Quinn: Hey, how do I look? Coach Sylvester gave it to me early and I couldn't resist.Rachel: I'm glad you're happy. Everyone deserves to be happy.Quinn: When you were singing that song, you were singing it to Finn and only Finn, right? He really does make you so happy. I want to support you, Rachel, and Finn, and come to the wedding. If it's not too late.Rachel: [smiles widely and hugs Quinn]

Kurt: Can I come in?David: Yeah. The doctor’s took me off 72-hour watch. I get to go home tomorrow.Kurt: That’s great. I’m really happy that you’re alive, David.David: Me too.Kurt: I should have returned your calls.David: Why would you, after the way I’ve treated you?Kurt: It’s okay.David: No, it’s not okay. It’s like you said on Valentine’s Day, I made your life a living hell for months. But when the same thing happened to me, I couldn’t take it for a week. My supposed best friend telling me he never wants to talk to me again, my mom telling me I have a disease… and maybe I can be cured. I don’t know what to do. I can’t go back to that school.Kurt: Then go to another school. I’m not gonna lie to you, it isn’t going to be easy. And there will be days when… life just sucks. But you’re gonna get through this. ‘Cause I’m gonna help you. And so is everyone who loves you and accepts you for who you are. And if they can’t accept that, then… screw ‘em, right?David: Yeah.

Jesse St. James: Excuse me, Mrs. Tibideaux? I'm Jesse St. James, coach of Vocal Adrenaline. I auditioned to you two years ago. You said I showed promise.Carmen Tibideaux: And you probably did. I see hundreds of people every day. Good day to you.Jesse St. James: No, I'm not here for me. I heard that you came here today to see Rachel Berry. And there's something you need to know about her. Rachel's the most talented person I've ever met. Bar none. If anyone is going to be a star someday, it's her. She'll make an excellent contribution to NYADA. You won't regret it, I promise.

Rachel: I would've loved to see you in a bridesmaids dress, Quinn. You as well Kurt.

Brothers and Sisters

Will you marry me all over again?Robert

Saul: Kitty, repeat after me. I, Kitty, take you, Robert, to be my husband.
Kitty: I, Kitty, take you, Robert, to be my husband... again.

Kitty: I heard it was really hard getting me down here.
Robert: Is that all you heard?
Kitty: Well, that and the fact that my husband has the chief of police on speed dial.
Robert: Well, but isn't that why you married me? Because I'm... connected.
Kitty: No, I married you for your looks and for your cute ass.
Robert: Well, that's funny, 'cause it's just why I married you.
Kitty: Well, you must be having a lot of regrets now.
Robert: No. No regrets.

Kitty: Well, we're always bitching that she butts into our lives. So let's just stop butting into hers.
Nora: Thank you... I think.

If you ever call my brother a "fag" again ... I will have you killed.Kitty

We always have milk! The North Ridge Earthquake, El NiÃo, the LA Riots. We always have milk!Kitty

[to Kevin] Oh, by the way, I'm glad Scotty's sperm's better than yours â” us Walkers need to stop reproducing.Sarah

Saul: You know that wine of ours that just won.
Kevin: Of course.
Saul: It shouldn't have been that good. Those grapes were nothing special, but it is fantastic! And that's what I love so much about making wine -- you're surprised when you get much more than you put in. They tell me that parenting is very much like that -- seeing your child turn into something that you would never have predicted.

Sarah: What are we, Luc?
Luc: Sorry. Always trying to label everything. Us, wine, soaps.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess that's what grown-ups do. That's how we know something's real

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A Story of New York by Razmo reviews
AU After S2 Finale. Rachel rejects Finn's proposal of renewing their relationship; instead heading to New York with Kurt for the summer to improve her chances of getting accepted into NYADA. Follow Rachel through the summer and Season 3 as she makes new friends. But, can she find the man of her dreams along the way? Rachel OC Ship. (Flashes of Finchel mostly friendship)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 338,680 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Rachel B., OC
Coffee Talk by Sabrina06 reviews
People watching. Friends talking. It takes place in the coffee shop. There is no correlation between chapters. (suggestions are always welcome)
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 185 - Words: 40,611 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 1/21/2013
Denial and its Side Effects by AmberMX reviews
Shortly after returning to Hogwarts to complete his education, Harry begins to suffer from nightmares. At the same time, he begins to form some sort of friendship with Draco Malfoy, the disgraced heir of the Malfoy family. His friends don't approve of this, but Harry insists that everyone deserves a second chance. HD, Harry/Draco. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Hermione G.
60 Years in a Summer by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
One night, once a year, was more than anything else Tom ever had. This is the story of how two people destined to be foes were actually destined for something else. New cover by yume-jin(.)tumblr(.)com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,425 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Nagini, Winky
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 526,107 - Reviews: 5675 - Favs: 6,737 - Follows: 7,250 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,102 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ginny W., Percy W., Bill W., Fred W.
The Life and Times of Ash Ketchum by Stannis is the one true king reviews
Ash's friends from Kanto to Kalos gather to watch episodes and movies about the adventures of Ash, to see his life as it really is and see all the adventures he's undertaken. Will they learn new things about their friend along the way? R&R! (Note: Iris and Cilan are missing due to me having seen only a handful of their episodes so can't do them a fair depiction)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi
Changing The Future by Lottielue1 reviews
Hermione is sent back to the Marauder Era to save certain individuals lives but her mission becomes more complicated when a friend from home joins her and her mission takes a drastic turn that even she didn't see coming. Draco/Hermione (Edit Underway)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,494 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 5/11/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Lucius M.
Stuck by PrincessCeliel reviews
When an accident in Charms causes Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy to get stuck together, Hermione assumes that Headmaster Dumbledore will be able to free them...only he can't. The pair are forced to be together, and beliefs are questioned, sanities are threatened, and the whole of Hogwarts is thrown upside down in the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,454 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Fifty Shades of Hermione by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
Fifty stories of Hermione in various pairings/settings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/4/2015
Explanations by Tinian I'att reviews
What exactly did Hermes tell the heroes parents to explain their long absences?
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Being A Consort by nekluvshp reviews
After the light loses the Final Battle, Harry becomes Voldemort's consort. A reluctant choice. How does Harry deal with the changes to his life and possibly falling in love? Angst, M/M, MCD, MPreg, WIP start LV/HP ends in...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,055 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] Voldemort
A New Era, A New Adventure by nyislandersgirl reviews
Aiden and Michelle Ketchum are setting off on their own Pokemon journey, ready to achieve their goals and dreams! Join them as they meet up with new friends, discover rivals, battle their hearts out, and face the biggest scheme that Team Rocket has ever come up with.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 381,706 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] OC
Adalet by Angel-Jin reviews
Harry finds out that he's been lied to his whole life by Dumbledore but thanks to a correctly brewed heritage potion he finally learns the truth. Warnings: Albus Dumbledore, Lily Evans, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Ron Dumbledore, and Ginny Weasley bashing. Yaoi and mpreg. Takes place after the end of seventh year. Good Tom/Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,151 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Unstoppable by SheWhoLivesInHell reviews
What if Snape was Harry's father (Dark Snape)? How would that affect the whole wizarding world? Harry x Draco, Lucius x Remus Lupin, Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Texts from my Stranger by EgyptsBlackRose reviews
Based off the 2003-2007 cartoon after it finishes: Life is starting to settle down for the now 19 year old mutant turtles of New York, the streets are much safer and the future looks bright yet incomplete. However, Leo recieves a text from an unknown number late one night, and with his reply everything changes. Perhaps there is hope for them after all as a new chapter begins...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,206 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/10/2018 - Published: 4/25/2013
New Life by Bayluff reviews
All his life, Leonardo's been moved around, and forced to take care of his little brother as his parents paid attention to their jobs instead. When they move to New York, Leonardo meets some new people that change his life, for better or for worse...he's still not sure. He's betting on for the better though. Human AU, probably not quite what you're expecting.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,657 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Golden days by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Inej is back in town. Kaz invites her to stay at the slat. With him. Two Kinej oneshots. Fluff, mild spoilers for CK.
Six of Crows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Inej G., Kaz B.] - Complete
The Journey Begins by JayColin reviews
SLASH AU Harry/Cedric/OMC/OMC/OMC - Unexpected Love Book One. Harry Potter and three classmates are selected for training in a series of advanced magical arts and begin a journey that will have many twists & turns along the way. Rated for future chapters. Evil!Dumbledore; Wizarding Politics/Traditions; Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 462,730 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 4/18/2012 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] Roger D., Terence H.
Blood Ties by marksmom reviews
The summer between 4th and 5th year is not a good one for Harry and something is discovered that makes it even worse. See inside for warnings...Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Bill W.
The Soul Mate by marksmom reviews
AR - The Dursleys have left Harry waiting at Kings Cross. Where will Harry go? And what happens once he gets there? Rated M for language, future slash, future mpreg and child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 92,428 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Under a Watchful Eye by mysecretthoughts reviews
A character reads the books story heavy on Sirius and Harry. THERE IS NO ACTUAL RECITATION OF THE BOOKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 518,411 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter: Strength of a Family by KRAftdinnER reviews
A Hogwarts experience where Harry has people actually helping him face his destiny. Features a greater good Dumbledore, a tormented Snape, a free Sirius, and parents that lived. Read as Harry becomes the next great leader of the light with his friends and family helping him along the way. Plot line follows canon for most part but with several key changes. H/HR. Super H & Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 427,887 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Susan B.
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 291,323 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 6,165 - Follows: 7,897 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Opening Night by hayleynymphadora reviews
A bunch of Shelby/Rachel mother/daughter one shots that take place after (and sometimes before) Shelby goes to Rachel's opening night on Broadway. I'm happily taking prompts if you have any for me.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,303 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Rachel B., Shelby C.
Sketches by Aflibble reviews
Someone is leaving drawings for Professor Snape. Who is it and why are they doing it? This story was adopted from AHBK1's The Sketches the first eight chapters will largely be a rewrite of the originals chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Severus S.
Cullen Ups and Downs by Carlisle Cares reviews
This story follows "Renovating the Lodge" and is about the lives of all the Cullen's and the ups & downs of their family life. It will touch on Carlisle as head of the other Covens since he is so respected among the vampire world. It will also include Charlie & Sue's wedding. This story will contain disciplinary spanking so you are hereby warned. No Flames!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 269,821 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Carlisle, Esme] [Leah, Seth]
Hope is Never Broken by Toadettegirl2012 reviews
With the Unova League around the corner Ash and his friends are pumped and ready for the exciting battles ahead. But what happens if Ash may not be able compete in the Unova League? What will he do get pasted this problem? And what will Iris do when she finds out she has certain feelings towards Ash and what can she do to help him feel better when his hope is broken? Negaishipping!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,484 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Iris] - Complete
Raph's Little Girl by Nichole Monroe reviews
After the birth of Raph's little girl he has changed. His brothers want to know why until one day Raph returns home with his little girl after something happens.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26/2018 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Raphael, Splinter
Bucket List by mysecretthoughts reviews
After almost dying in the Chamber Harry realizes that he would have a lot of regrets if he had died. Sets out to make his life more memorable. Makes of list of things he wants to do. Makes a lot of new friends along the way. no mary sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,695 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 5/6/2014
Howl by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
Sirius Black is nineteen, practically at the prime of his life, fighting Death Eaters and helping the war effort. His mother - who, of course, only wants the absolute best for her family - has found the seemingly perfect girl for her eldest son to marry. "Tell me, what would my mother say if she found out you were a - ahh...?" "Mudblood? Oh, I'd quite like to find out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 158,626 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Narcissa M., Walburga B. - Complete
(B) Harry Potter: A Child Prodigy In Wizardry: Junior Level Year Two by Jasper's Mom reviews
This is a sequel to H.P. Child Prodigy Year One. Follow Harry, Draco, friends and enemies in adventures and learning as they continue Junior Level (ages 9-12) at Hogwarts. Severus and Sirius along with other adults are forming new groups to battle Voldemort and his followers. {NON slash/ some corporal punishment} Part Two is COMPLETE. A sequel, same name but: Year Three has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,625 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S., Dobby - Complete
A Different Journey by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[HIATUS] Neville and Luna meet on the Hogwarts Express on their way to Neville's second year and Luna's first, and they turn out to be exactly what each other needed. First two chapters originally written for firethecanon's Quidditch competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Luna L., Neville L.
Along the Journey by JayColin reviews
SLASH AU Various Pairings - Appendix of the Unexpected Love series. This is a collection of various one-shots set in the Unexpected Love universe and thus it is strongly recommended that you read the main story before reading any of the one-shots included here, as certain facts and story lines probably won't make sense without reading the main story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,591 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] [Terence H., Oliver W.]
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Dark Side Of Love by KawaiiVampGirl reviews
Dark!Harry Potter finds out about some very important facts about the light side he starts to learn who he can trust and who he can't ...slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Momentum by bookishness reviews
Moments in the early relationship of Ron and Hermione, starting the night before Hermione arrives at the Burrow in DH and continuing past the war. (This is an accompaniment to "Affectionate" but can be read separately)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Godfather Snape by Luiz4200 reviews
AU. To repay the life-debt created when James Potter saved Severus Snape's life, Snape decides to raise Harry Potter. Non-Death Eater Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,339 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Invitation by Hot elf reviews
NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTER: When Harry runs into Draco Malfoy in the showers after a friendly Quidditch game, he's surprised to receive a very cordial invitation for dinner at Malfoy Manor. And there are more surprises in store... Set ten years after the war, and yes, I'm completely ignoring the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,803 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Saving the Saviour by Epeefencer reviews
Harry returns to his relatives following the disastrous events of the Tri-Wizard Tournament only to be attacked by his Uncle. Inexplicably, Ginny is drawn to where Harry is and vows to do whatever is necessary to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,587 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 3/10/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Fix you by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Kaz feels sorry for himself and Inej tries to fix the situation. Kinej fluff post crooked kingdom so slight spoiler I guess. T for language. One shot.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Kaz B., Inej G. - Complete
Dark of Dawn by JINX321 reviews
There's more to the reason why Roselie hate Bella and when that reason comes back into thiers lives can Bella handle it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
After Daybreak (Previously Forever Sunrise) by zombiebunnie96 reviews
PREVIOUSLY TITLED FOREVER SUNRISE! This is Renesmee's POV of Breaking Dawn starting from when she is born and up until just before her seventh/eighteenth birthday. It includes mostly information from the book, but some scenes from the movie. All characters and themes property of Stephanie Meyer. SEQUEL COMING SOON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Edward, Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tarnished by Lilbit903 reviews
What if the Golden Trio weren't so golden? What if they were more tarnished? What if they were sorted into Slytherin, where dwell the cunning and the ambitious? How would they fare? Would they come out polished? Or ruined forever. Dark!Trio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Baby Adventures of Phineas by Blackspiderman reviews
What was Phineas's life like as a toddler? What kind of adventures did he get into and what did he learn? See how Phineas changed the lives of everyone around him by just being himself. Rated K for safety
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Phineas
Harry's Family by KlaineDrarry21 reviews
On his fourteenth birthday Harry discovers that he is infact, technically speaking, two years older than his year mates. Not only that his mother was adopted and now he has six uncles and an aunt all of a similar age to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Arthur W.
Be with you by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Kinej fluff post Crooked Kingdom so maybe a bit spoilery. One shot. Kaz and Inej have another job to do and talk about their future...
Six of Crows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2017 - [Inej G., Kaz B.] - Complete
Family Matters by nyislandersgirl reviews
A collection of future Ash/Misty one shots based loosely on my other stories.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 486 - Words: 1,122,839 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 4/24/2011 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] OC - Complete
First Grandchild by Wildcat Warrior reviews
Sheldon and Amy were so happy to hear that their Daughter Taylor, and her husband Brian, were expecting their first baby. Of course, after Taylor gets a promotion at work and has to move, how could any loving parents or grandparents deal with that? Happy Reading.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2017
Harry's Trunk by mysecretthoughts reviews
A place for my one shots that correspond with my story UAWE. Vingettes are scenes featuring Sirius and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/6/2017 - Harry P.
Sheldon Delivers by Wildcat Warrior reviews
Amy had read up on home births and that they are much better for both Mother and baby. When she goes into labor, she's all alone and unassisted right up until the final push. As the title suggests, guess who's there to help her. Happy Reading.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2017
How Could You Sheldon by Wildcat Warrior reviews
Everyone knows that certain patterns of a child's upbringing can be broken. There are some however, that can take a very long time, but eventually the person can over come their traumatic upbringing. Most often, it's only after they hurt the people they love the most. That's what happened between Sheldon and Amy. Happy Reading.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Complete
What a Strange World by KooksKabooks reviews
When Jeb finds a book called "The Host," everyone's lives are turned upside down, seeing as the book is about their own lives. Follow Wanda, Ian, Mel, Jared, Doc, and Jeb as they read it, the story of their lives unfolding from the pages of a mysterious book that seems to have appeared out of nowhere. [Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns "The Host," not me.]
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Ian O., Jared H., Melanie S./Mel, Wanderer/Wanda
In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,781 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2005
After Effect by Nekobaghira reviews
The soul sword can do more damage than kill downworlders.
Shadowhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2017 - Clary F., Simon L., Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
No Place Like Home by LindsayC173 reviews
Draco Malfoy has been brought up to hate Muggles and anyone connected with them. Dudley Dursley has been brought up to despise magic and all those who practice it. They have both spent years hating Harry. What happens when these two very different (and yet surprisingly similar) people are forced to live under one roof? Draco/Dudley friendship fic - not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,183 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Draco M., Dudley D., Harry P.
Hold My Hand by LindsayC173 reviews
Just another fic about the next generation kids, because I love them. Mostly a happy, friendship story to begin with, maybe more angsty later on, with various pairings and asexual (but not aromantic) Rose. And Harry being a wonderful father, of course, because no one in their right mind would expect him to be anything else ... *cough*CursedChild*cough*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Cooper Warriors by Wildcat Warrior reviews
Sheldon and Amy Cooper have two children who are the very center of their world. When the most unthinkable thing happens to their fourteen year old, Malerie, it's up to the Cooper Warriors, including their extended family, to come to the rescue. Also, a very cocky 8 year old boy, named Mason, who loves his sister more than his own life. Enjoy guys.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2017
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,573 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Four Heads Are Better Than One by Izzyaro reviews
The Heads of Houses watch the progress of Harry and his classmates through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,290 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Playing Hearts by D'Fuentes reviews
"His left foot refused to bend under his will, and scores of pointed objects dug into his softer exposed flesh. It made him stop moving at once. Don't move! The Donatello within him shouted. You'll only make things worse!" One misstep sends Leonardo into a world he fears to comprehend. Watch what happens. Image by Ray Dillon
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,147 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Leonardo, Radical - Complete
All of the Stars by The Purple Warlock reviews
Mark and Kieran's time in the Wild Hunt. Based on the quote "The stars will go out before I forget you Mark Blackthorn"
Dark Artifices - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Complete
love and sex by scorpion22 reviews
Bella has been watching Edward having sex with a certain someone, when she makes her presence known will their love be shattered or will something unexpected happen. read and find out and please review. I do not own twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bella
New Beginnings by RowlingTribute91 reviews
Draco Malfoy has just escaped from the epic Battle of Hogwarts. But at what cost? He still must answer for choices he's made. When the unexpected happens, there's just one place for him to go…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Minerva M., Narcissa M. - Complete
i'm standing where the lightning strikes by eponnia reviews
Modern AU. Spending her last year of foster care with the Valjean family, Éponine is hoping her remaining time in the system and high school will at least be bearable. Then Cosette's older brother comes home from college, and both Enjolras and Éponine's soulmate marks… change. [Mainly Enjonine with background Mosette. 2012 filmverse with a healthy dose of Hugo.]
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/23/2016 - [Enjolras, Eponine] [Marius Pontmercy, Cosette] - Complete
Great Things by redfoxrabbit reviews
When Harry was left on the Dursley's doorstep, Petunia quickly realised he couldn't stay. Where else to leave him but with the very person who'd first lured her sister into the magical world all those years ago? With a very different upbringing on Diagon Alley, it's not exactly the same Harry that arrives at Hogwarts ten years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,865 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
A Twist in Destiny by IAMGinny reviews
AU: Voldemort won the first war. Harry grew up in a Rebel Camp. When Harry is captured during a routine scouting mission, they meet. And neither is expecting the outcome. Father/son story. Being rewritten on a new thread! On my profile! Better summary on rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,738 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Give me just one night by KusanoSaku reviews
Harry, son of the couple who killed Voldemort struggles with an attraction to his guardian: Remus Lupin. Can Harry convince Remus that they're meant to be together? Can Remus see the person who loves him despite everything? Draco, heir to a rich fortune falls in love with the last person expected: Severus Snape, his godfather. Together they struggle to stay true to themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,046 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Harry P., Remus L., Draco M., Severus S.
Victims Shame by Duochanfan reviews
Harry is in a loving relationsip with Draco Malfoy, what could break that happiness and tear the two apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
365 Days by Gryffindor010697 reviews
8760 hours, 525600 minutes, 31536000 seconds, also known as one year. This story is very much inspired by Morning Lilies' story, Days in a Year. It consists of drabbles that may take place from the time of the Founders, to the time of the Next Generation, depending on how I feel that day. This is a yearlong project, so enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 25,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., James P., James S. P., Albus D.
Elven Hero by Angel of spring reviews
harry must deal with the tri-wizard tournament all well trying to make his bond with Draco stronger. DracoxHarry; SeamusxColinxDean; OliverxPercy, and many others. Dumbledore, Molly, Ron, and Hermione bashing. Good Snape and Malfoy's. WARNING mention of abuse and suicidal thoughs and suicide attempt. Some mild Dark theme's present read at own risk. higher rating for later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Percy W., Oliver W.] - Complete
Letters by ThankfulPotterhead reviews
The war is over and loved ones are lost, but connecting with each other is not a problem. Through letters the Harry Potter characters connect with their lost loved ones (and the living loved ones) with love, humor, secret adoration, and bittersweet memories. I get most of these off of Tumblr! OC (Out of Character) Rated T for language other than that it's clean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 5/10/2013
Simple As ABC by LindsayC173 reviews
His parents spoiled him; hers barely noticed her existence. He was a Death Eater; she joined the DA. He was left broken and regretful; her life was only just beginning. He had no hope; she was the very picture of it. They were too different, living in different worlds. They could never belong together. Not in a million years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,131 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
As The Walls Fall Down by LindsayC173 reviews
As Draco waves his son off to Hogwarts, he is trying to overcome his old prejudices and give Scorpius the freedom to be whoever he wants. But is there a limit to Draco's new-found tolerance?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Harry Potter Black's Misguided Adventure by Jasper's Mom reviews
(By request.)This is a short story during Harry's fourth year. In this story, Harry is Sirius' adopted son and lives in Black Manor away from school. The story takes place around the time of the Tri Wizard Tournament. This story tells how Harry adapts to the news and the results of his name being in the Goblet of Fire. (Alternative Universe- NOT strictly by the book)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
One shots RPG by TheRescueHeroesFan reviews
Suck at these things.
Rescue Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Ariel F., Billy B., Jack H., Wendy W.
Becoming the Master by CaptainPrice reviews
It's been over a month since Ash Ketchum completed his journey in the Sinnoh region after losing to Tobias in the Lily of the Valley Conference. This has led to him questioning his strength and skill as a trainer and now he's not sure what he should do next. However, he receives a letter that may just be his answer to reaching his goal.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 309,182 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Reading Bloodlines by Starkidpotter-jackson-odair reviews
So I was looking for this kind of story one day and saw that there was plenty of Reading Vampire Academy but none with the Bloodlines series so I decided to write my own. I hope everyone likes this. Set post The Golden Lily but pre The Indigo Spell. Please review! Thanks! THE BREAK AND THE CHARACTERS READING CHAPTER 5 ARE UP.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S., Rose H., Jill D.
Dark Lord Potter by loverofeevee reviews
Discovering magic from an early age would be a brilliant thing for any muggleborn or muggle raised child. Being an abused child and discovering magic would be even better. Harry decided to make his life his own, and heaven help anyone who tries to stop him. Slash, dark but not evil Harry, eventual harem of both genders, manipulative/bad Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 196,657 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Me and the Boss by SelenaFanatic reviews
When Alex left High School she got her dream when she got the internship job at MADE. The Boss Mr Russo was great...but off limits but that doesn't stop Alex from getting her hands on him after all when she wants something she gets it. But will he ever leave his wife or is she kidding herself and has she built this up to be something that was never meant to be in the first place.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,662 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Alex R., Justin R., Juliet vH.
Happy Birthday Harry by Epeefencer reviews
Ginny decides to give Harry a special gift for his first birthday since they had gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Firsts by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
This is just a cute story about several of the turtles firsts in life... its a turtle tot story. In this story only Raphael is the oldest brother. The Story will continue by popular demand! I have chapter 32 ready to roll.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014
Girl Meets World: They're Us by CJ Ambrose reviews
"You're still gonna make mistakes, but your family and your friends that you've made along the way are gonna help you..." A series of one-shots involving Cory, Shawn, Riley, and Maya.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,152 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Cory M., Shawn H., Maya H., Riley M.
Picnic at the park by Marea67 reviews
When both Kevin and Kitty are stuck in meetings, Scotty and Robert are left alone for lunch...
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Scotty W. - Complete
Chocolate Solves All Problems by MadSparrow reviews
A moment between Remus and James, following Sirius' prank to send Snape down the tunnel to the Shrieking Shack on a full moon. (QLFC 7)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Remus L., James P.
Not the Last Potter by Luiz4200 reviews
James' cousin Charlus outlives him and decides to take Harry in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Complete
Yet We Sail by Emmeebee reviews
In the wake of Sirius' death, Remus seeks Harry out to offer him support. Written for QLFC Round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Pick Your Wizard by Lady Countryrose reviews
Marriage Law; Hermione had only narrowed down to four possible men that she may find herself living with them, if not she could find herself lost in the Muggle World forever. Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin, which one will she pick? Editing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Making Of Us by ClaireBear1982 reviews
Blackinnion!AU. In which instead of James and Lily getting the Heads positions, Marlene and Sirius get the badges. Rated T because of a few f-bombs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
The Lyrics of Our Lives by JustCallMeObsessed reviews
One Shots. Kurt and Blaine live different lives, some happy and some devestating as each new story is based in a new world, a new time frame and a new song. From secret glances in the New York Library to sitting in A shrinks office. Blaine putting a stop to Kurt's impending wedding & Kurt supporting Blaine through it all. Klaine!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Ash's New Journey by Chooch77 reviews
Ash starts things off differently after he gets up late. Smarter! Ash. More Pokemon. Different travel companions. More final evolution Pokemon. Characters may change as story continues.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Chimchar/Hikozaru, Pichu
Uncomfortable Insight by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[OBSOLETE] This one-shot has been moved; it is now chapter 2 of my story "A Different Journey".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 4,927 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry and Co Read Harry Potter Series HP & PS by Stannis is the one true king reviews
Harry and friends are sent back to the time of Prisoner of Azkaban to read seven books, six in the past, one in the future, can they keep it together, re-unite lost friends and prevent a mistake that could destroy the Wizarding World? On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P.
Paper Aeroplane by Kiefercarlos reviews
ONE-SHOT. How did Ginny ask Neville to the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
Hey Ferb by MusketWriting
Phineas and Ferb are living happily together in Danville until some buried memories begin to resurface. What will this mean for the boys relationship?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,050 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Phineas, Ferb
Guilty by AmberMX reviews
James is angry when Victoire occupies his best friend Teddy all the time, and over time, comes to the conclusion that he is jealous, because he likes Teddy. Like with a capital L, as in Love. Not that Teddy would ever return his feelings. (Cue crappy summary). Rated T for a reason, see inside for warnings, author's notes, and whatnot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2016 - [Teddy L., James S. P.] - Complete
Becoming President by Kiefercarlos
ONE-SHOT. How it could have happened.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Robert M., Kitty W.] - Complete
Only You by Wordy Blackbirdy reviews
'Tom would do anything for Harry. Anything from innocent as sneaking them out in the middle of the night - right under the nose Mrs. Cole's nose; the orphanage matron - for Harry to enjoy the first snowfall of the year; to making Cindy Crawford's puppy 'disappear' because she made Harry cry.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,129 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Ball at the manor by HouseoftheBadger reviews
Just a short one without any real plot. 7th year Marauders and there's a ball on Potter Manor. Obviously James has invited Lily to be his date for the evening. This includes gentleman!James and dancing. Lily's POV for once
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Euphemia P. - Complete
Practice by gryffindormischief reviews
Harry and Teddy have a boys night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Let Him Love You by Slytherin's Perfect Princess reviews
Hermione, left heartbroken, swore off men. The Weasley family thinks that it's time for her to move on and decide to play matchmaker. Her only problem: the one she wants she can't have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Hermione G.
Leonardo's Children by Party-Shoes16 reviews
The turtles are all grown up and have their own families, but one of them finds out abut a child they never knew they had fathered many years ago.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,590 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 4/11/2012
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
"While you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts," said McGonagall. Following the 1991-92 school year, the Gryffindors decide to make good on that promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 250,478 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 12/23/2012
Orion's Belt by ClaireBear1982 reviews
Sirius is left afraid that his father will pull him out of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L., Orion B. - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 9,375 - Follows: 10,163 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Tides of Time by tommorusso reviews
The war is over, Voldemort's shadow is dissipating and the Boy-Who-Lived is now the Man-Who-Won and must find out what happens next. Not-AU Yet will probably be quite dark, very much a work-in-progress. No idea what will happen with this, please review and give suggestions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 8/12/2012
Ash, the next Pokemon master by Chooch77 reviews
Ash, feeling down after his loss to Tobias in the Sinnoh tournament, is given an offer from a surprising Pokemon that gets him out of his funk and inspires him to go and reach new heights as a trainer. Ash/unsure. Serious!Ash. Competent!Ash. Hard Working!Ash. Maybe OP!Ash, but not at first.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka, Dawn/Hikari, Mewtwo
Noise by myhummelberryheart reviews
Falling asleep isn't easy sometimes in apartments. Hummelberry relationship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Kurt H., Rachel B.] - Complete
Kissing Boys In The Street by fearlessly reviews
His father would never hug him like his brother had and would never kiss him like his mother did. Blaine was fine with it – he had long grown accustomed to his father's lack of affection. It hurt but his love for Kurt far outweighed the hurt that his father had caused.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Cooper A. - Complete
Friends Are Family We Choose by ClaireBear1982 reviews
Lily Evans is having a girly night in with her best friend Marlene McKinnon. Both girls wind up reminiscing, and Marlene gets upset. Rated 'T' for some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M. - Complete
A Cry for Help by Epeefencer reviews
As the school year ends, Harry dreads having to return to his relatives and goes to talk to someone he thinks may be able to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Poppy P., Minerva M., OC - Complete
Up Close by AWiltedRoseSighs reviews
Just a short One-Shot. She had always wanted to see his scar up close, and she couldn't resist touching it. But when she finds out that he's woken up, what happens? Was multi-chapter for a while, but I think it does better as the original one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
10 years by Blackness reviews
10 years in the future Sebastian and Blaine meet again. Sebastian freshly coming out of a abusive marriage and divorce. Blaine recovering from the loss of his soul mate Kurt. Why has fate brought them together again? Will Sebastian and Blaine ever be able to move on. Major Character death. Please R&R. Xx
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S.
It's Always Been You by thesmallestplanet reviews
Maya can't help but notice that Riley has been acting strange all night and she's determined to get to the bottom of it.
Girl Meets World - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Maya H., Riley M.] - Complete
Keep The Faith by ClaireBear1982
Jily Canon. Sirius tells the Potter's that he can't be their secret keeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Journal by Missingmile reviews
AU set before Percy's fifth year. The twins find Percy's journal and are shocked at what it contains. They get Bill involved, and confrontations are made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Percy W., George W.
Things Hermione has to Explain by Lottielue1 reviews
50 Short Stories/Drabbles on small things Hermione has had to explain to Draco and Blaise over time. Some BZ/DM/HG pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,086 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Inside Maya Hart by lauraosnes reviews
'I have nobody at home who helps me with my homework.' / Maya Hart may seem strong to everyone, but on the inside, she's breaking. This is why.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Cory M., Shawn H., Maya H., Riley M.
A Bad Bathroom by madval29 reviews
All Harry knows is he has never been so embarrassed in his life, and he blames Victoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Complete
Episodes by Bad Mum reviews
The Wizarding Wireless Network provides the soundtrack to Molly Weasley's life. Episodes in no particular order. Written for the Iron Fic competition at the Teachers' Lounge, where I was pitched against the awesome Cordelia McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2016
Immortal Society by TeamCarlisle reviews
Takes place after Harvest Moon. Questions remain about what The Volturi will do about Salvatore and Vincent. The Cullens are back in Minnesota
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 72,254 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Carlisle, Esme
Adventures in Turtle Sitting by Flynne reviews
In which April O'Neil goes looking for a lost cat and finds something unexpected. Inspired by the question: What if Splinter had met April the same night he and the boys mutated?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Splinter, April O'Neil
You Were Always There: Part Four by OpenBookLina reviews
The TriWizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts, and it seems that Mia's fourth year is going to be an exciting one. However, when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire and he is forced to enter the dangerous tournament, things go from exciting to frightening. Especially with Harry's strange dreams, a new paranoid defense teacher, and a malicious plot taking place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,447 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Christmas Sweater Thief by mischiefpuff reviews
Remus absolutely loved the holidays, Christmas was the best. One thing he didn't love was that his sweaters keep disappearing even the ones he got just last Christmas. His boyfriend, Sirius Black had a habit of taking things that smelled like Remus. Deciding to caught his boyfriend, he knew the one thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Soul Guardian by mysecretthoughts reviews
What if Ron wasn't the first Weasley Harry befriended? How would that change life of the boy who lived? Mostly made up of correspondence between the two as Harry enters his first year of school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,926 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Charlie W., Harry P.
A Very Special Christmas Gift by Epeefencer reviews
As Harry struggles with the pressures of being a Auror, Ginny gives him a special gift that changes their lives completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
All in the Family by Morning Lilies reviews
78. That's how many unique connections there are between the Weasley grandkids (plus Teddy, an honorary Weasley). There're friends, there're not-friends, and there're those who barely know each other. But they're all connected by that indefinable binding force of family. 78 glimpses into the forging of this force.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Teddy L., Albus S. P., Victoire W., Lucy W.
The Rescue Romance by TheRescueHeroesFan
Their love is unmistakable
Rescue Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Ariel F., Wendy W.
Marriage Law by Lottielue1 reviews
The war has ended and a Marriage Law has been introduced but with a twist, Hermione doesn't gain just one husband but TWO. See how Hermione and her two husbands cope with the law, each other, a pregnancy and their families. AU doesn't follow the books or films. (Edit Underway)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,999 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Return to the Pride Lands by Shanni81 reviews
The daughters of Ari & Imani are born & very adventurous. But they have always felt out of place in their pride & didn't know why. And when the two sisters are missing & separated, one of them falls in to the clutches of an unlikely friend. Join Jacie & Kivuli as they search for their family, each other, & more importantly, themselves.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 6/19/2013
Harry Potter Characters' Reactions to HBP and DH by yukikiralacus reviews
NOTE: NO TEXT FROM THE BOOKS. This story is basically my take on how the characters would react to chapters in HBP and DH. All of them are in the Room of Requirement. Time has stopped. This takes place after Horcruxes. So Harry/Ginny will be together in Chapter 24 this time. There will also be moments written by me I felt J.K. Rowling left out. UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Raised by a Death Eater? by Luiz4200 reviews
Despite being believed to be a Death Eater, Sirius Black was acquitted and obtained custody of his godson. What will people expect from Harry Potter when they think he's being raised by Voldemort's right-hand-man?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,407 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Different by Bad Mum reviews
Pairings that never were, that never could be. But what if they were - what if things were different? For the Unusual Ship Bingo Challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Remus L., Narcissa M.
The Tradition by deant33 reviews
A tradition of the girls of Gryffindor. Written for the HP Monthly One Shot Exchange. Month: October. Written for Ash, or Fire the Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Seamus F., Lavender B.] - Complete
Firsts and One Shots by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
Well here you go, the teen years to Firsts! every few chapters is going to be a first experience of some kind. Please let me know how you like this story! Reviews make my day!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014
Poppy Hathaway by Jessie1230 reviews
Poppy Hathaway is not a normal dhampir, for one she doesn't want to be a guardian... she just wants to be normal. But her mother sent her to the academy at the ripe age of two, to follow her footsteps... Poppy hasn't seen her mother since then. So that's all she wants.. to live a normal life... but not possible when you are the younger sister to Rose Hathaway and are being trained
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Lissa D., OC
Somewhere Out There by Asaf reviews
The plea of Kiara and Kovu fails to reach the hearts of the outsiders. After losing all hope, an unexpected arrival occurs, but the struggle to move on and remain united grows.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,265 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Simba, Nala, Kiara, Kopa
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Doctor: The life, loss and love of Carlisle Cullen by TeamCarlisle reviews
The life story of Carlisle Cullen (beginning in 1663, London). This tells a story of how he became a vampire, his struggles through life, his choices to live off animals, his stay with the Volturi, his move to America, meeting and changing Edward, falling in love with Esme, starting the Cullen family later with Rosalie, Emmett, Alice and Jasper... Goes until Bella arrives in Forks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 126,844 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Carlisle, Edward, Esme
Loving The Summer by ClaireBear1982 reviews
Sirius spends some of his summer with James, at the Potter Manor. He learns that a mother's love can exist after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Sirius B., James P.
ALL For One and One For All by Bad Mum reviews
In the Trio's absence, Dumbledore's Army continues the fight at Hogwarts. But it is not all plain sailing, and not everyone trusts each other to do the right thing. Sometimes you have to learn to work together despite your differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Neville L., Michael C. - Complete
Affectionate by bookishness reviews
The story of Ron and Hermione through the eyes of their parents (mainly Molly though); beginning when Hermione arrives at the Burrow before the Horcrux Hunt and continues onwards from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,495 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Molly W., Arthur W.
Weekly Pairings Drabble Competition - Femslash by deant33 reviews
For the HPFC forum. Rated M because some will contain lemons. Chapter 2: Angelina/Katie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Angelina J., Katie B.]
An Alternate Universe by deant33 reviews
What would happen if Misty could go to Hoenn with Ash? If Jessie, James and Meowth quit Team Rocket? If someone unexpected was with Brock when he left Pewter City? Read and find out. Ships inside
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū]
Just In Case by RonohBloodyhell reviews
On the run and with nowhere to go but forward, Ron Weasley knew it was unlikely he would survive the war against evil. Knew he would likely never see the people he loved again. Knowing this, he writes some letters to those he loves most. Read ahead to discover what was written. Now with 4000 hits! Thank you all so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Fractured by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When the rebounding curse misses the Dark Lord, he goes underground to lead the war from the shadows and to discover why his curse failed. He's not the only one with plans for the Potter child however, Dumbledore has his own plans for Harry, and when he is finished he will be the perfect light weapon ready to sacrifice himself. Shame their plans don't work. No!Slash Sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Ten Too Many by RobinL reviews
Some women can't handle one husband. Hermione is getting ten. Thank you very much, Voldemort. Marriage Law meets Harem!Hermione. Post-DH. Hermione x Harry, Lucius, Draco, Kingsley, Gregory G., Rodolphus, Cormac, Neville, Arthur and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,215 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
Harsh Reality - The Birthday Boy by Duochanfan reviews
Harry is spending his first birthday with his adoptive mother, Marge Dursley, but does anything ever run smoothly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
The Change by deant33 reviews
Sort of Sequels to The Confession and The Next Morning. Narcissa tells Emmeline something very important. Smut and Femslash, Emmecissa, Blackinnon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Emmeline V., Narcissa M.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Confession by deant33
Drabble. Emmeline has something to tell her best friend. T because mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Marlene M., Emmeline V. - Complete
Mundungus Saves Harry by Luiz4200 reviews
Begins in the summer between Harry Potter's fourth and fifth years. What if Mundungus Fletcher didn't desert his post during the Dementor attack?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Complete
(A) Harry Potter: A Child Prodigy in Wizardry: Junior Level, Year One by Jasper's Mom reviews
A.U. story: Harry is 8 years old & just learning to control his exceptional magical ability with help from guardian/Godfather Sirius Black. Hogwarts has a new program accepting younger students for a junior level. Adventures are beginning for Harry, friends/rivals. (Parental spanking of minors) COMPLETE/ with SEQUELS: H.P. Junior Level Year Two & Three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 163,165 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Mother of the Bride by Bad Mum reviews
On Victoire's wedding day, Fleur reflects on her three children and what they have taught her about herself. For Round 1 of the All-Era Endurance Test Competition at the HPFC Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Fleur D., Victoire W., Dominique W., Louis W. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Dark!Powerful!Evil!Harry. Harry found magic at a much earlier age, armed with power over the Dursley's he repays them for their loving care and takes over the house hold. Cold, cruel and sadistic Harry works in secret to get what he wants no matter what the price while in the eyes of the people he's simply an angel. Hogwarts will be in for a surprise if they think he's anyones hero
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,494 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P.
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Best Of Times by ClaireBear1982 reviews
Their love continued to blossom over the rest of the school year. When they graduated, Arthur proposed, and Molly happily accepted. The rest, as they say, is history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? But certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. (Being Edited)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 342,576 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 3,867 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
One More Time by loverofeevee reviews
Contains evil Dumbledore, Lily and James not Harry's real parents, non-con and child abuse, mpreg, yaoi, own character, and time travel. With Voldermort gone, Dumbledore revealed his true colours. Harry had the chance to live his life over. Will he manage to save his friends from two evil wizards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,904 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
It Could Never Happen by ClaireBear1982 reviews
Eliza Sutton was a seventh year Hufflepuff. She had round hazel eyes and long auburn hair. She was petite and curvy, with a loud infectious laugh. She also liked to get her own way. So when she saw Remus Lupin for the first time, she set her cap at him, and she would do whatever it took to win him over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Aestibus by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Harry landed in the Graveyard his on the spot action changed many things, he's not going to lie down and let the world walk all over him, he's going to take on the dark and do it in true Marauder style! This is my 'Graveyard' fics put in to one story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,462 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014
Morsus by Jessiikaa15 reviews
With all of his secrets, Harry thought he had enough going on after 4th year. Of course, it was not to be and when he wakes up from an attack he finds himself no longer human. Thrown in to a new life, Harry has to live, as well as deal with the reactions from the light and dark. He has to trust his instincts, but he is Harry Potter, of course he would be different. SLASH, DARK, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Voldemort
Always and Forever His by thingsareweird reviews
What if Simba and Nala grew up in two different rival prides? What if both of them had responsibilities that would never cross with each other. Follow Simba and Nala as they are bought together by fate in this epic love story as they battle through love, loss, hope and heartbreak to truly see if they have what it takes to have true love. Read and review to find out.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,967 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Simba, Nala - Complete
Return To Hogwarts by gredandforgerock reviews
Justin was a teacher at heart but he couldn't stomach the new ideals. Things were headed down the wrong path and he needed to do something. But he was just a teacher so how could he make a difference. Visiting the right place at the right time he finds the path he had been searching for. The year is around 2100. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,262 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Very Different Harry Potter Tale by Ginny-Potter1981 reviews
Remus found Sirius before Sirius found Pettigrew, both of them followed Hagrid to find out where he was taking Harry. They saw Dumbledore, McGonagal and Hagird leave Harry on the doorstep at Privet Drive. They took Harry away from Privet Drive to honor what his parents would want. Dumbledore, Snape, Ron and Hermione bashing don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,770 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Alone by Kiefercarlos reviews
ONE-SHOT. Harry and Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Close to the Edge by Kiefercarlos reviews
ONE-SHOT. Severus finds Harry sitting on the edge after the events in the Ministry. They have a heart to heart. (Sorry that the summary sucks)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Charlie's Dragon Girl by GothGirl1996 reviews
Charlie and Kate have been friends for years- since they started at Hogwarts- now in their seventh year, will their love survive when a fellow from Kate's past turns up at Hogwarts? Kate also holds another secret which Charlie should be in full adoration of- but will he be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Charlie W., OC] N. Tonks
Marauders: Year Two by kazoquel4 reviews
The Marauders return to Hogwarts for their second year, and things pick up right where they left off. James, Sirius, and Peter continue to grow more suspicious each time Remus disappears, and Remus isn't sure he'll be able to keep his 'furry little secret' for long. How is their friendship going to survive another year of lies? Sequel is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,553 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
We're Back by Miss Ginevra Magdalene Darcy reviews
The Light Side are returning, Lily, James and others who died by Voldemort in the first or second wizarding war are returning. It's wonderful and magical but Teddy's not adjusting well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 505,418 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Teddy L., Marauders - Complete
Moments of Impact by Gointooblivion reviews
This is a collection of Vampire Academy Drabbles- about all the different characters but mainly concentrating on Rose. This has been inspired by all the other amazing VA drabbles out there. Enjoy and hopefully Review. Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Academy it only belongs to the fabulous Richelle Mead.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D.
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 1,429 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
A Godmother's Love by PotterWeasley6274 reviews
A kind of AU Prisoner of Azkaban scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
A way out by Aroon reviews
Harry managed to sneak out of his uncle's house to get to Hogwarts, but the boy was afraid of all the strange things happening there, so he tried to flee. Professor Snape is not pleased. Warning: CP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,866 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Leather by raphfreak reviews
He was taken young... he was rescued in his teens and now the question is, will he be able to fit in with his family again? Or is he still bound to the life of the pet? It's going to take all of them to win this war. The price of loosing? A life
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Raphael
Changing Events: Teddy's Trip by JLBarrett reviews
What would happen if Fudge saw Pettigrew before he escaped at the end of The Prisoner of Askaban? Sirius would be free, Harry would have a father-figure all the time. Who might survive the Second War? Starts out Next Generation but main story takes place during the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Teddy L.
Hoping For a Better Future: Book One by bakaprincess85 reviews
One day after the end of Harry's third year, he wanders the castle when suddenly a whole package of books falls on his head. Read my version of Reading the Harry Potter Books! D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The best year yet by mrs.lovely123 reviews
Everything's back to normal in the brownstone, and for once things are looking up for the gang...until. J&T
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 6/30/2014
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Green Weasel by alyssialui reviews
Weasels are known to be sneaky and cunning creatures. Arthur's world is rocked when he breaks tradition and is not sorted into Gryffindor, but Slytherin! Five-part multi-chap. Some OOC. I've added a new chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Arthur W., Molly W.] Rabastan L. - Complete
Do you remember? by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Tedtoire Oneshot where Victoire gets her first child and Teddy tries to entertain her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Don't Talk About Love Tonight by Bad Mum reviews
Hermione wants a night out with the girls, but there is more behind her desire than meets the eye. Ron works it out, at last. Written for the Iron Fic contest at the Teachers' Lounge with the prompt "I love the Nightlife" by Alicia Keys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2015
The Snape Chronicles by notwolf reviews
The Harry Potter stories as seen from another perspective-Snape's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,093 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Removing Dudley From The Equation - Year 5 by Luiz4200 reviews
Another story from my RDFTE series. Harry's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken by twilightfanjm reviews
Adopted at birth Renesmee has lived a very happy life. That all changed the day that she was raped. Broken, alone, and pregnant Nessie decides to leave Rochester, New York to Denali, Alaska for a change of scenery. What happens when she meets the Cullens and discovers her vampire heritage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Going Home by Bad Mum reviews
Being more than half human, Fleur has never fully belonged in the Veela world. Now she has made a decision, for her own sake and for her children's. It is the right thing to do, but carrying it out is harder than she ever imagined. (An old story I found in a file.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Fleur D. - Complete
Assurance by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Lily has a bad dream before starting Hogwarts. Albus is there to comfort her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Invested by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Oliver's passion for flying is so strong that Rolanda can't resist helping him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Oliver W., R. Hooch - Complete
I Need Someone by klainefanfiction reviews
Kurt has been alone his whole life. Depression and anxiety are taking over. He needs someone to help him get through the hard points in his life. When the new kid, Blaine, moves to town, Kurt might finally get what he's always needed: a friend. But is that all they are, or is there something more?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Note Passing - Marauder Style! by Icestorm238 reviews
The Marauders pass notes in class with some humorous and some serious conversations!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Marauders
The Possibility That Guides Us by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Fifty pairings in fifty drabbles. From the canon James/Lily to the fanon Percy/Oliver, and everything in between.:: 21 AlastorAmbrosius: .It's such a small, fleetingf licker of hope, but he'll take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013
Art Therapy by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Dean has an idea to help Cho channel her emotions.:: Dean&Cho friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Cho C., Dean T. - Complete
Time Rewind by Lavendar Sapphire reviews
The Potters future after the great war is full of complications, lies and hurts. When the kids accidentally break Rose's time turner. They are sent back, now they have a chance to make everything better. To heal pains that should never have been hurt and to understand eachother in a whole new way. Will they succeed? Or cause more chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - James S. P., Molly W. II
Reality Check by love.always.forever.1335 reviews
RaphxDonnie Donnie has to choose between what is better for himself and what is better for his team after he learns a surprising secret about Raph. Rated M for scenes to come in later chapters
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Donatello, Raphael
Lord Voldemort and the Relucantant Horcrux by FirenIce15 reviews
While possessing Harry in the Department of Mysteries Voldemort realizes that Harry is one of his horcruxes and so he decides to convert the boy to the dark side but Harry is not going to be swayed easily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
First Kiss - Carlisle and Esme by TeamCarlisle reviews
Carlisle and Esme's first kiss
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Carlisle, Esme
Mantle by DuckiePray reviews
Nine years after "Allies", the second generation of the Hamato clan is growing up and preparing to form a team of their own. But with added responsibility comes greater pressure, along with a hidden threat that poses tremendous risk to the whole family. OC-Centric for characters within my own universe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 124,925 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Loved and Special by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
"Daddy, will you be my Valentine?":: Or in which Ron helps Rose understand that Valentine's Day is really just a silly holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Harvest Moon by TeamCarlisle reviews
Takes place following Blood Tides. The Volturi are still after the Egyptian coven. The Cullens are in the process of relocating. Nicole and Alice try to keep tabs on Salvatore and Vincent.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 61,314 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014
Reading Bloodlines by Koneko-chan-nya reviews
Sydney is dragged from bed in the middle of the night. AGAIN. But this time, she is faced with something that is worse than ever. Or so she thinks. See what happens when the VA/Bloodlines gang is sent to read three books, starting with BLOODLINES. /Sydrian moments!/
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sydney S., Adrian I., Jill D., Eddie C.
Drabbles by Humus and Peeta reviews
Every chapter is a little story about the gang, different characters and plot every time. Winner of best Drabble series, Class of the Titans awards 2013.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 8/21/2012
The Common Royalty by Son of the Amazons reviews
A new cub named Eurus has been washed ashore. He has no idea if his mother is alive after a huge storm, and he has nowhere to go. Simba and Nala decide to make him a pride member. How will Kiara, the outlanders and Eurus himself feel about this. Find out in this story. Rated T for safety. I changed the name of my story since they will have more then one prince and princess soon.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Simba, Nala, Vitani, OC
Auror Potter Case Files by gredandforgerock reviews
How can one person have so many odd things happen to them. A series of Harry's Auror case files.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P.
Got One Hundred Steps to Go (Tonight I'll Make it Ninety Nine) by rayrae118 reviews
Last in the Promise series! The end is coming, and Harry and his friends are working hard in preparation. Of course, it's not easy when you feel like you're reading a book in which every other page is missing. How will they find the horcruxes? How can Harry hope to defeat Voldemort? Good thing he's got his friends. And Ginny. Don't forget about Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,909 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Sweetest Things by Murasakionfire reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire 19 years ago. When she and the rest of the Cullen's move to a new town she decides she wants to go to school for the first time. She meets a raven-haired boy whose past is linked to hers. Not only that but his blood calls to her. Will Bella become friends with this strange human boy or will she accidentally kill him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,536 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Bella
Mirror, Mirror by FredNeverDied reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others who went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Never Again by Snapegirlkmf reviews
When Severus adopted 6 year old Harry Potter, he vowed that Harry would never know the abuse he had suffered as a child. But what happens when Severus is attacked and falls into a coma and the Ministry decides to turn Harry over to his next of kin—Tobias Snape! Will Harry survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,334 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Rebuilt by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry had wanted to spend the Yule holidays with the one he loved, but things involving Harry never go to plan. Written as a competition piece. TMRLV/HP SLASH! Slightly Dark! Was also posted on AO3 under "Harrymort Holiday Happenings"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Heir to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry wakes one morning, he discovers a badly injured Snape in his living room, & tries to hide him. But Petunia discovers them & reveals a secret she has kept for 13 years-one that will change the course of Harry's life forever, and Severus' too. AU, pre-GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,153 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Complete
Reading Vampire Academy by ScottyAnne reviews
The Gang read Vampire Academy with a twist! What if Dimitri didn't forgive himself? What if he left Rose again? What if she ran away? What if she had powers? What if the bond cam back but only two way? What if the whole gang is dragged back to read the books? Read and find out
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Dimitri B., Rose H.] Lissa D., OC
The Wizengamot's Stance by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry's hoping to show the wizarding world what happened that night in The Graveyard and put a foot in Voldemort's plans before they have even begun. He takes on the wizengamot the only way he knows how, bravely, boldly, and maybe a bit of Slytherin cunning along the way. Sequel to From Graveyard to Wizengamot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Daddy's Hands by AquaTurquoise reviews
When Amber asks Sofia what she remembers about her father, her answer surprises the blonde princess.
Sofia the First - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Amber, Sofia - Complete
Halloween Party Cullen Style by Carlisle Cares reviews
This is a short Halloween story where the Pack invite the Cullen's to a Halloween party at the Lodge. Who knows what will happen at the lodge, especially on Halloween. Warning: Light discipline and mention of disciplinary action.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Prefect privilages by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
one shot au: Tonks begs Remus to let her use the prefect bathroom as she soaking and muddy and can't remember the Hufflepuff password. Remus/Tonks romance. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hunter by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,910 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Blast From The Past by twilightfanjm reviews
Everyone thinks that Renesmee was killed during the confrontation. Renesmee believes that her family would be better off and safer without her. She meets a witch who is able to turn her human; well mostly human. What will happen when she meets her family again 12 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,732 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Little Sisters Need Love Too by autumnrose2010 reviews
AH. Rose's younger sister, Lily, is living with Rose and Dimitri while attending college. One night she meets a young man who takes her breath away. He whisks her away to England to meet his family. But what dark secret are they hiding?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Complete
Stay Away From My Kid-Brother! by Kylelover101 reviews
A Greaser gang along with over-protective brothers will stop at nothing to make sure that Tulsa, no the United States, no THE WORLD will know better than to even dare look at their littlest member. Because Ponyboy Curtis is OFF LIMITS! PonyboyXCurly (PURLY)
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,371 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
It Never Really Ends by thingsareweird reviews
Basically a sequel to my first story "Lion King WIth A Twist", so I suggest you read that first. "It Never Really Ends" is pretty much the story of what happens to Simba, Nala, and all their other friends after the first story. Please read to find out more.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,143 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Simba, Nala
Behind His Walls by MusketWriting reviews
Five years ago a tragedy befell one Severus Snape. Now his best friend has some welcome news, the son he believed to be dead has returned. Who was it who betrayed him in the first place and how will he cope? This story is very similar to my other, Bruised and Scarred however this one focusses on Severus' feelings and the walls he hides himself behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2014 - James P., Severus S., Lucius M., OC
Carpe Diem by LittleTiger488 reviews
A collection of one-shots exploring the characters at all ages, their relationships, and above all else... their motto of living each day to it's fullest.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, Perry
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Never Be Normal by Duochanfan reviews
Life seems okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger. Isn't a person meant to only have 1 mate? What does it mean when you've got two? What do you do when only one is the submissive? 3 people are about to find out. SLASH! & MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,319 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Roses by ThankfulPotterhead reviews
Captured. Manipulated. Brainwashed. Obliviated. Tortured. Broken and Hurt. Over the year that is the type of pain Hermione has been enduring. For she is now one of the many girls that is apart of the Dark Roses, the female recruits of Voldemort that Bellatrix is leading. What will become of the Wizarding world since powerful dark witches have paired up? Can good defeat this evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z.
A New Friend by Caz251 reviews
Ginny is not the innocent first year she pretends to be, neither is her new friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Removing Dudley From The Equation - Year 4 by Luiz4200 reviews
Fourth year of my Removing Dudley from the Equation series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Harry P., Vernon D., Petunia D. - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by Carlisle Cares reviews
Esme and the Cullen siblings are visiting Denali. Bella had to stay home with Carlisle since she has a bad cold. Leah, Seth and Jake are also at home because of school. Bella & Edward are married but Bella is still human. Bella gets hurt breaking the rules and faces Carlisle as a doctor & as her father. WARNING: Will contain disciplinary spanking. Don't flame.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,252 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
To Protect That Which is Most Precious by Kallanit reviews
Hermione comes home excited to tell Ron that she's pregnant, but finds her boyfriend cheating on her. When Ron attacks her, Harry refuses to get involved and turns her away. Betrayed, Hermione leaves without saying where she's going or telling anyone that she's pregnant with Ron's child, in order to protect that which is most precious to her: her child. Eventual HG/SS pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,513 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
What's up with Mikey? by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
there has got to be a reason Mikey is so hyper all the time, his family try to figure some things out. Leonardo makes a discovery about his youngest brother... I am aware Mikey has ADD this story is just something fun to think about.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Michelangelo - Complete
Sirius Studying by Caz251 reviews
Severus is just trying to study for McGonagall's class but his boyfriend doesn't want to let him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Sirius B., Severus S.] Marauders - Complete
Kiara and Kovu's Pride by Shanni81 reviews
The battle is over, the prides are now one, and a new heir is born. But with new & old enemies lurking in the shadows beyond the Outlands, will the Pridelands fall or stay standing tall...? *Complete*
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 48,106 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kiara, Kovu - Complete
From Top to Bottom by StoriesofDarkness reviews
Set after Second Year. AU fic. Augusta Longbottom spots Harry at the train station, takes one look, and realizes that things aren't right at all. Acting on impulse, she takes Harry from the Dursley's, and starts to train him as the future Lord Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014
Bubble of Delusion by evil older sister reviews
AU after fifth year. After the Prophecy is leaked Harry Potter has a once in a lifetime press conference and what he has to say shocked the world. Trio Love and character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2014
Why Wouldn't I Want You? by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
Hermione and Ginny confess their feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Game of Cat and Mouse by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
It was like a game of cat and mouse; everyone was trying to catch them at it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Regulus B. - Complete
Because I'm Alone by Airara reviews
When Harry returns to school for his third year battered and bruised, can his hated and feared Potions professor find a way to see through their mutual dislike and help? AU, Abused!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,195 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Founders: The Whole Story by Gryffindor010697 reviews
Reading all of these Founders stories, they all seem pretty perfect and cookie-cutter. They meet, the idea sparks, and boom, there's a school. I'm trying to take a different (if not more entertaining) spin on the story. Enjoy and as I say for most of my stories, be brutal in the reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Godric G., Helga H., Salazar S., Rowena R.
Lights Will Guide You Home (And I Promise I Will Burn For You) by rayrae118 reviews
Third in the Promise series. Harry's sixth year. How will Harry and his friends prepare to combat the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,598 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
Legacy by DuckiePray reviews
A guiding light has gone out, and the family is cast into darkness. Yet even when a great flame is extinguished , its impact will endure.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Days in a Year by Morning Lilies reviews
A patchwork year snatching days from all across time. From Marauders to the next generation, everything in between, and maybe a lot before. A ficlet a day. December 3, Teddy manages to cheer Harry up for the Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 177 - Words: 132,378 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Mikey's Question, Raph's Guilt by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
Mikey has always had a hard time listening to his brothers fight, he has had enough and confronts them both...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
The True Heirs by thingsareweird reviews
What if Simba refused to come back? What if Nala made plans of her own to save the Pridelands? What if she had to raise the true hiers to Priderock during Scar's extra long reign? How would she protect them? How much would Nala sacrifice to protect them? How would she make sure her cubs got their rightful throne? Read and review to find out more!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,558 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Nala, Kiara, Kopa - Complete
Who's laughing now? by Slytherin.Princess.114 reviews
Lily Potters memories of her beloved cousin. Warning suicide implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Jack Dursley's First Days at Hogwarts by clockwork-fayz reviews
Bonus Chapter for Friendship with Dudley Dursley. No plot, just describing Jack's first days at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Complete
The Good With the Bad by alyssialui reviews
Remus steels away to the Hospital Wing one night and waxes nostalgic about his stays during his years as a Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Remus L. - Complete
His Father's Son by musical geek reviews
One-shot response to a reader challenge from Alschein. After Chet dies, Shawn struggles not only with his grief over his dad's death and his anger over their horrible relationship, but also with how much he sees his dad in himself and how much he doesn't want to be like him. Tag end to "We'll Have a Good Time Then."
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
The Fighting Brothers by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
Mikey's POV about his older brothers. Be nice I have never written something like this before. RR please. No flames
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Michelangelo - Complete
Direction of Change by Quills-messyhands reviews
We all need mentors or parent figures. What happens when Harry gets his own? Starting at the Leaky Cauldron after Harry blew up his aunt in PoA. AU Harry with a heritage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Harry P.
An unexpected Detention by TheOnlyQuirk reviews
When 8 of Hogwarts finest troublemakers get thrown into a maze, forcing them to work together, will the chaos ever cease? Secrets uncovered, relationships revealed and there's only one hour to do it in... ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,852 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., George W.
Exceeding Expectations by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[HIATUS] Four children on their way to Hogwarts realise they have something in common: they all have a lot to live up to. They decide to work together and do something about it. NB. No promises - I may or may not come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,289 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
In Knots by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Remus should be happy about becoming a father, but he can't help feeling like something is wrong.:: Remus overcoming his fear and becoming a father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Remus L. - Complete
A second chance at living by YueShadow reviews
Betrayed Harry, Hermione and Teddy perform a ritual that takes them to an Alternate Universe where Neville is the BWL and Harry's family is alive. powerful, grey HP WARNING HAREM STORY, LEMONS, GORE, SWEARING, AD, RW, GW, MW BASHING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014
The Forgotten Boy by Kallanit reviews
Harry's twin brother is regarded as the Boy-Who-Lived. No one is aware of Harry, whose very existence has been forgotten, except by the Potter house elves. When Severus Snape finds out about Harry, he sees this as a chance to escape Dumbledore's control. Captivated by the little boy, he takes it upon himself to give Harry the father he needs. SS/HP father/son relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,500 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Series Three, Episode Two: The Penny Drops by Little Miss Illusional reviews
Odie always felt like a penny waiting for change. But when a new girl at Olympus High turns out to be everything he's ever dreamed of, will Cronus get to her before Odie can turn his penny ante love life into something of value?
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013
The Master's Journey by Mr. M.Mars reviews
After being defeated in the Sinnoh Top Four, Ash receives an invitation to attend a new, exclusive Pokémon League reserved for only the best trainers in the world. However, he will not go on this journey alone, as an old friend has returned to join him on his new quest to become a Pokémon Master. (Side note: This disregards Black and White)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 250,293 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
An Important Decision by xxPurpleStars3xx reviews
It's the gang's senior year of high school. Cory calls Lucas back in class to talk about Lucas's college plans, and how Riley fits into them. As always please, no flames! Disclaimer: I don't own Girl Meets World! Now rated T for swearing in future chapters.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Riley M., Lucas F. - Complete
Moving On by Kallanit reviews
After the war, Hermione finds that she has drifted apart from Harry and Ron, as their lives head in different directions. As new opportunities come to her and she makes new friends, will the Golden Trio ever reconnect? Cedric lives. HG/CD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,682 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Cedric D.] - Complete
Nothing Finer by Zebra Wallpaper reviews
Cory and Shawn discover that happily ever after isn't as easy as it seems. Sequel to "Two Roads Diverged." Cory/Shawn. Post-Series.
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,825 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Cory M., Shawn H. - Complete
Lion Unity outtakes by Fruitality reviews
All the scenes that didn't make the final cut into Lion Unity, for whatever reasons, are now posted here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013
The World According to Snape by TheKingOfTheCrossroads reviews
"Snape often had nightmares of the night Voldermort had fallen. Lying there in the Shrieking Shack, covered in blood, feeling the last beats of his heart slow. When out of nowhere Harry had appeared. Like an angel from the darkness. He bent down and slowed the blood oozing from his neck. Stroking his black hair, whispering that it was all going to be okay." Harry/Snape Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S.
Blood Tides by TeamCarlisle reviews
Takes place after Dark Moonlight (9th story in Lunar Eclipse series)... Caleb/Delilah get themselves in trouble. Carlisle & Esme are watching Marshall grow. Edward/Bella are indulging in parenthood for the 2nd time. What is happening with the Volturi is still a mystery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 75,897 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Carlisle, Esme
Our Infinite Adventure by TheStoriesWillNeverEnd
Post-GoF: The Priori Incantatem that occurred in Little Hangleton Graveyard brings about the return of Lily and James Potter, and now they must rebuild their lives with their lost son, Harry. But with the new threat from the Dark Lord, and their desire to protect Harry from harm, including the Prophecy, how long can they keep the powerful, young wizard in the dark? JP/LE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2014
Remembering the Fallen by Nightmusic28 reviews
Set after the Battle of Hogwarts (but before the epilogue), this is a poem about what Harry might have felt, since he probably didn't bounce right back after going through a war. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and co.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2014
A Rough Start by scubalover28
Oneshot of the beginning of The Chamber of Secrets from Hermione's POV. When Ron and Harry don't show up on Platform 9 3/4 Hermione begins to fear the worst: that the summer caused the boys to change their mind on their friendship with the third member of the Golden Trio. Read to learn the events happening on the Hogwarts Express while Ron and Harry fly behind it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Heir by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Lily fell victim to the charms of Tom Riddle, she ends up pregnant and a paternity test confirms her worst fears. News gets back to the Dark Lord and when she hides, he hunts down the Potter's to take whats rightfully his. Things don't go to plan thanks to the meddling headmaster. Banished, Voldemort swears he will return to get his son soon the world will me the Dark Prince!ONHOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,757 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Best Friends by mockingjayfelicis reviews
Oneshot. Lonely first-year Bellatrix Black is fascinated by introverted and handsome Head Boy Tom Riddle. They share their first conversation in the Slytherin common room, and unbeknown to Bellatrix, Tom recruits her as his first Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blood Binding by SphinxScribe reviews
The blood magic used in Little Hangleton Graveyard does more than grant Lord Voldemort bodily form; it also brings Lily and James Potter back from the dead. OoTP AU but follows OoTP closely. Lily/James, Jily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,345 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Father's Love by The Creepy-Psycho-Loner reviews
"No matter what you do... No matter what you say... I will always love you... in every single way." A short Turtle Tot fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Splinter - Complete
Tantum by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had never expected this to happen. In actual fact, he didn't know what was going to happen, but this had never crossed his mind. But fate did so like to play with her favourite person! When Sirius died, Harry went of the rails, he got himself involved with with the enemy and now he has to face the consequences. But maybe, in the end, it's not as bad as it seems!MPREG TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,989 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 604 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fast Forward: A World Without Big Brother by Emi The Ninja reviews
Dyslexia AND slow updates/: The guys and Splinter are transported 100 years into the future...but what about Leo? is he with them or is he...something else?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Raphael, Cody Jones, Splinter, Leonardo - Complete
The Other Half of Me by MaiedaNadeemJanjua reviews
In the years to come, Remus Lupin would realise that the other half of him wasn't just a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Remus L. - Complete
This Life by ClaireBear1982 reviews
Harry Potter/Jily AU. What if James and Lily Potter hadn't died? What if Dumbledore defeated Voldemort? This is the alternate story. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Albus D.
From Hatred to Love: The Story of Scorpius and Rose by weneedthedarktoseethestars reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy...they think of each other as enemies. Can that change? This story follows Rose and Scorpius as they compete, argue, and maybe develop feelings for each other. A story for all you scorose shippers out there ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Dumbledore's Patience Short Story by Kirannosaurus reviews
This is a small one-shot story about a brief moment between Harry Potter and Dumbledore, both fictional characters belonging to J.K Rowling. This short story is played for humour only, it contains slight homosexual themes played for laughs, not romance. This story is a fan fiction I created and I do not claim any of these characters as mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2014
The Assassaint by GuardianSaint reviews
The adopted daughter of King Simba and Queen Nala tries to find her place in life after discovering she's adopted. But when love comes in the play, alot of things are at risk. What will the adopted princess do when she finds out that the one that captured her heart is the one behind her family's death.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Simba, Zira, Kovu, OC
I'll Be Waiting by Kylelover101 reviews
Side Story to: We'll Be Waiting. This is about Pony growing up with his foster parents after being taken away from Darry and Sodapop.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Vampire Academy: Epilogue by CelestialWolf24 reviews
Now that the dust has settled, things should go back to normal right? Training and protecting should be a piece of cake, right? Wrong. Sure they always come first but when is everything normal for Rose? What could have possibly happened as a epilogue after the series ended. A continuation of Richelle Mead's wonderful world of Vampire Academy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
What A Flirt by br0kenheartsgo reviews
"I'm sorry, I can't flirt." / in which a guy flirts to Riley, and Riley doesn't know what to do. Better than the summary. I think. Oneshot.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Riley M. - Complete
Explorations by Adoradork reviews
When Casey kisses Donatello in his lab late one night, it leads them both into new territory. (18 year old boys, mature content, smexy fluff.) One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Donatello, Casey Jones - Complete
Small Bump by PurplePixie143 reviews
Inspired by Ed Sheeran's song of the same title. We usually get to hear about pregnancy from the mother's POV. Maybe we should hear from a daddy. This is not the usual love story, and it may cause sadness. Please give it a try :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
All My Kids by AmIAPrettyLady reviews
This story is about the next generation of Potter/Weasley children starting during Albus' first year (so basically after the epilogue). It will focus mostly on Harry's kids and I hope to eventually branch out into separate stories for each of them when they're older. I've rated it T to be safe. I might have to change it later on (for a few implied adult situations only).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - James P., Teddy L., Albus S. P.
Worth It by leighann415 reviews
Topanga worries about Riley and Maya on the subway, but Cory reassures her fears about telling her about seeing the vision of Mr. Feeny. Story based on pilot. Read at your own risk if you haven't seen it yet!
Girl Meets World - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Cory M., Riley M., Topanga L. M. - Complete
You're a Keeper! by nyislandersgirl reviews
Bonnie is in the business of trying to find her brother a proper wife. So when Ash takes them both to meet one of his oldest and best friends, Bonnie thinks she's found the perfect person to "keep" her brother! Soon enough, however, she realizes that perhaps this beauty should be keeping someone else...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Clemont/Citron, Bonnie/Eureka - Complete
What Maya Needs by Kristen3 reviews
Riley is angry because she thinks her father hates and doesn't understand her best friend, but Cory understands better than she thinks. One-shot, set during/after the pilot.
Girl Meets World - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Cory M., Riley M.
First Days and Grave Goodbye's by RonohBloodyhell reviews
The battle is over and the War has been won. But at what cost? Tragedy and heartbreak has befallen the Golden Trio in the year leading up to the war. But what about the first days after it? Follow our heroes as they come to terms with the end of the dark times and the beginnings of a new age.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Change the Future Part One by Fyrrestarr reviews
Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione go back in time to the age of the Marauders to try and change the future
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,804 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Ginny W.
The Big Bang Kids by hopefuldreamer1991 reviews
Prior to the group becoming who they are today, they were once children. Join Leonard, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Bernadette, and Amy as we get a peak into their childhood years, from finger paints and bullies, to settling down in Pasadena.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny
Seismic Love by mysecretthoughts reviews
A one shot showcasing Ron and Hermione's love. Written in response to the Quidditch League's fan fiction challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G.
If You Forget My Love, I'll Try To Remind You by UnicornStarFighter reviews
(Sequel to In Your Arms I'll Stay) Victoire's fifth year could easily be called a minor disaster, but things have settled down, right? Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,890 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Family Feud by hannah.grahamlecter
This was a timed peice for school, 24 minutes. We were meant to write about a difficult desision and it turned into fanfiction. Rebecca's persective, towards the end of season 3. About the whole Tommy, Ohai, Holly thing.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Holly H., Justin W., Rebecca H., Tommy W. - Complete
Renovating the Lodge by Carlisle Cares reviews
The Cullens and the Wolf Pack, with the courtesy of Carlisle providing the financial help, work together to renovate and add onto the Lodge the Pack built previously. This story will continue "Bella's Vampire Life Lessons." Warning: This story will contain disciplinary spanking in some chapters. If this is not your cup of tea, pour it out and move on! You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,221 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Bella, Carlisle, Jacob, Leah - Complete
Scrimper Saver Wizard Saviour by loverofeevee reviews
There's lots of stories where Harry's independent and has lots of things to help him on his journey, but what if he decided he didn't want to be materialistic, having loads of books and whatnot? A little story about Harry the tight fisted saviour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ashes and Embers by Kylelover101 reviews
"Warning, if you read this then you've just realized by violating my personal business that you have no life and are forever cursed if you read the next page." "Oh, I'm so scared, read on, Soda." Darry and Soda, just innocently checking on Ponyboy wind up ram shacking his old room.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
Dark Repercussions: Sang Lys' Poems by Jessiikaa15 reviews
This is another little thing from my Dark Repercussion's story. This can be read alone because It's just poetry, but if you've read DR then you will recognise some of the poems. This is the complete collection of Sang Lys' poems, including ones that I never posted within the fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
A Bright Past by Lerya-chan reviews
As a last hope, just before he dies, Tom sends Harry back to the past, to his parent's time. His goal is to do what they failed in the future: kill Albus Dumbledore. Will Harry succeed? And will this Tom love him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
New Horizons by hannah.grahamlecter reviews
When Kitty finds out she is pregnant it is a shock. Kitty's P.O.V Going through her pregnancy Season 5 onwards as if Robert never died.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Kitty W., Robert M.] Nora W. - Complete
We'll Be Waiting by Kylelover101 reviews
"NO! Don't let them take me, Darry!" Ponyboy cried, reaching out for his big brother while the Social Worker harshly tugged him away from Soda and Darry, piratically dragged him to the waiting car. Another 'Darry looses Ponyboy fan-fic' SOME LANGUAGE. Two-Shot, because you guys convinced me :)
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Class of the Titans: Next Generation by Lion3 reviews
Several years have passed since Cronos's defeat and the heroes now have their own kids to take care of. But when the oracle delivers a prophecy and warns of impending doom, the heroes must give up their kids. 11 years later, the families are reunited and these kids learn they've got a lot to live up to. Can the kids follow in the parent's footsteps and defeat Cronos?
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Jay, Theresa, Archie, Atlanta
Hogwarts reads Harry potter and the Philosopher's Stone by feedmeseymore reviews
Titel say's it all and no no one from the past of fucher will show up takes place in harry's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Harry P.
The Boy Who Wasn't by Teddylonglong reviews
On the day before Neville's nineth birthday, Alice and Frank Longbottom are cured, and Alice remembers being Harry Potter's godmother. Completely AU, set before Hogwarts, will perhaps cover the Hogwarts years, maybe not, depending on the interest in this story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Harry P., Neville L.
Two New Faces by Carlisle Cares reviews
Seth meets two new kids at school who are jealous of him and his siblings. They ask Seth to prove Carlisle's love for him by having Seth pull pranks to see how Carlisle deals with him and will still love him after causing so much mischief. They set Seth up and have him call them and let them listen in when he is in trouble. Warning: Will contain disciplinary spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,410 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Carlisle, Seth - Complete
A Toast Of Love by Matureron reviews
A different view of Bill and fluer's wedding. With Ron Weasley centered. Sucks at summery. Read to find out about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Ron W.
Summoned by cleotheo reviews
A note from the Potions Professor has Hermione spending her lunchtime down in the dungeons receiving the personal attention of the Potions Professor himself. Sexy One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Return to the Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
After a couple years in America, Harry Potter thought he'd never have to return to England. He was wrong. Sequel to "Barbaric World".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Forgiveness by MrsRobVanDam reviews
Severus saves the life of Harry from his Abusive family, with Hermione along side him. Rated M for language and future lemons. There's been a slight change, there will be a slight marriage law in this story. Please r&r thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Five Minutes by Galindaba reviews
Lily Potter is about to leave for her honeymoon and can't help but think about how her life has changed, how Lily Evans' life evolved after that fateful day when she parted ways from her best friend and started to grow closer to the boy she had vowed to despise forever... A story of Lily Evans and James Potter, their friends and their enimies...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 549,642 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Were Always There: Part Three by OpenBookLina reviews
Infamous murderer Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban, and Mia finds her work cut out for her as she tries to keep Harry out of harm's way. But with Dementors guarding the school, dark secrets being revealed, the Grim lurking about, and dealing with schoolgirl crushes, it's easier said than done. Can Mia and the others survive their third year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,854 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Contract by Lerya-chan reviews
Fudge and Dumbledore bind Harry to the Dark side as a peace offer. What they don't know is that Harry is already dark. What will happen when it is the light that breaks the peace offer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Beautifully Broken by Jessiikaa15 reviews
ONESHOT! DARK!FIC: Many things have happened to Harry, he endured because it was what he had to do to keep the ones he cared about safe. But when he finds out that Sirius' death was not how it seems, everything becomes too much and his mind snaps. Consumed with hatred, he goes to the place where he feels drawn and shows the world why he has always been a threat! LV/HP Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 650 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Different Outcome by Jessiikaa15 reviews
3rd year, Harry moves in with Sirius and Remus. With family backing and learning his place in the wizarding world, Harry becomes the person he was truly meant to be: 4th year is going to be different with Harry fighting back and showing the world what he is really capable of. Voldemort is going to have trouble if he thinks Harry wont fight him to the end!OOC UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,067 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
And the Truth is Revealed by Snaperocks reviews
Umbridge is sent a book from a mysterious Unspeakable, who claims that the book will expose the truth about Harry Potter. How will Harry take this when his delicate mind is still traumatized from, well, his life and he has to deal with an illness that he is hiding from everyone and may very well kill him? Hogwarts reads the HP Books. Sick!Abused!Traumatized!Harry, BigBrother!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Accident by Snaperocks reviews
When Harry and Ron decided to fly the Ford Angela to Hogwarts, they didn't think that there would be graver consequences. Warnings: Slight adult language, mild gore. Harry and Ron bromance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Let him take care of you by VNI reviews
5x15 reaction fic. Blaine once again overcrowds Kurt after the incident. Kurt calls his dad to complain, but Burt reminds him that Kurt's not that different.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] Burt H. - Complete
Who's Son? by Gika Black reviews
An illness leads to an allergy. and the Allergy helps a descovery. Harry is not only a Potter? and he has a living father? How come no one knew about it before now? and what are they going to do now they know about it? SEVERITUS. will contain Slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,088 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Memorable Minutiae by S. E. Mercury reviews
Life is not made up of big moments, but of small but beautiful ones. These are the Memorable Minutiae. A collection of Phineas and Isabella flash-fics.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
One small change by deant33 reviews
How one small change can cause a ripple effect that can change the world entirely. Pairings: Blackinnon, Jily, Emmecissa, Maregulas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] Harry P., Dean T.
Empty Beds by MyMagentaPeach reviews
5x14 New New York - FILLER: Blaine and Kurt wake up next to each other the morning after the talk about Blaine moving out. Kurt almost instantly senses that something is wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What I Want by FictionalMe888 reviews
Who does Michelle want to be with? Eldon or Hunter?
Next Step - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Michelle, Eldon] - Complete
Boy, I'll Be The First In Line by loveisntsillyatall reviews
Kurt brings home two tickets to the newest, hottest group The Warblers. Wow, is the lead singer dreamy and did he just smile at Kurt during the performance?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Rachel B., Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Even In Your Dreams by SpiritedQuill reviews
Klaine's first date. Set a few days after their first kiss, so before regionals. Warning for fluff :)
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Battleships by FINNCHEL101 reviews
I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after. One-shot set twenty years into the future Rachel comes back to Lima after achieving her dream.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Finn H., Rachel B.
My Love Never Dies by MidnightPixie25 reviews
Edward was too late. I died giving birth to Renesmee. What the Cullen's don't know is that I will be joining them again very soon. I don't know how I turned out like this, but I don't care. I will be able to see my vampire family again, and hold my daughter for the first time. I don't own any of the characters, they belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Choir Room Goodbye by Cameo45 reviews
Because even without being a Finchel fan the last song should have belonged to them. A friend tries to comfort Rachel that it can't be so.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
My Only Desire by x.imagine.x reviews
"The entirety of my schooling culminated in the one year that truly changed everything. It forced me to reconsider preconceived notions, and to discover a lot about myself I hadn't fully understood before. It was my final year at Hogwarts, the final year before the rest of my life began and, though I wouldn't admit it to anyone, I was terrified." Prequel to His Only Daughter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,954 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., Dominique W.
Boyfriend Requirements by YayPercabeth123 reviews
When Lily was young, her parents had written out a list, titled "Boyfriend Requirements". In this list, they wrote up the essentials their boyfriend must have, and good things that are an extra. For spring break, Lily Evans invited her boyfriend, James Potter to stay over for the week. Her sister also invited her fiancée to stay for the week. Watch the sister rivalry begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Little Lion Man by yulbos reviews
Ron wonders if cowardice is contagious. Percy wonders if bravery is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Ron W., Percy W., Molly W., Arthur W.
Revenge by gredandforgerock reviews
The long awaited sequel to Betrayal. Phase two will now begin. Reading Betrayal first is a must or you will be totally lost. Mostly from George's point of view. Starts at the end of Eighth year partial overlap with Betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,935 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., George W., Daphne G. - Complete
Outlines by x.Myownway.x reviews
Devon fic. Story following Devon's life as a teenager and all of the struggles he is going through. Kurt/Blaine and kids :) Ariella and Cory are 12 and Devon is 16 going through the ups and downs of being a teenager and having the best dads in the world.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Musings of April O'Neil by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
Whilst in the bookstore, April comes across a rather interesting book, a book about turtles...against her better judgment, she buys the book, and learns more about turtles, and the guys, than she ever expected to...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - April O'Neil - Complete
The Cupboard Under the Stairs by LilyIsAwesomerThanYou reviews
Harry Potter grew up in a cupboard. At first he thought he deserved it. Then he realized that he didn't. Follows Harry's thoughts and life in his cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving brothers by Szayel's Angel reviews
Hermione and Ginny travel back to the past. Will they find comfort in people as well as saving lost lives. But will their be enough time? Read and Review, being written with Naj12. FINALLY OFF HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,134 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Ginny W., Regulus B.
Changing the Past by Danish Pastries reviews
When one turtle dies, another wishes he could bring him back. One day, he finds a necklace that leads him and his brothers to a group of people called The Gifted, who tell them that the necklace will let them travel through time, but at a terrible price. Determined to bring their brother back, they embark on a dangerous mission and get more than they bargained for.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013
Cracked by DuckiePray reviews
A rare look behind the fictional curtain to find out how the boys are coping with the long, cold Winter, and a lack of Author updates.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Little Things by DF-chan reviews
Little (and sometimes not) things that make life of Candace Flynn and her family. Drabble-shots on the Flynn-Fletcher family, through their eyes and their friends. (Warnings inside.)
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 14,137 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Candace, Phineas, Ferb, Perry
Burn by LilyIsAwesomerThanYou reviews
It's been seven years since the Final Battle, since Lucius was sent to Azkaban for his service to the Dark Lord. Draco finally pays him a visit to get his feelings about his childhood off his chest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Reading Bloodlines II: The Golden Lily by natasadeli reviews
Sydney, Adrian, Jill, Eddie, Angeline, Rose, Dimitri, Lissa, Christian, Sonya, Abe and Guardian Hathaway all gather together to read one book. The Golden Lily.What their reactions will be when they find out about life in Palm Springs.?
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,302 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
Shadow by Shadowphoenixflame reviews
Vernon is left to look after Harry for the weekend and is called into work, there he realises something - he sends Harry and DUdley to a new school where Harry meets some new friends but neither of them know just how much it would change the course of the wizarding world. Ron bashing Hermione Bashing...but redeemable, maybe? - this will be SLASH, aka boyxboy! Shadowphoenixflame!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Harry P., Justin F.
The Unexpected Question by Viki Carter reviews
"Uncle Harry?" Teddy looked up at his god father with shining deep blue eyes, a look of innocence on his young face as he tugged on Harry's long shirt. "Yes, Teddy?" Harry answered just as softly, turning and squatting down to face the young boy at eye level. "Where are my mummy and daddy?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Our Sister's Keeper by Bad Mum reviews
What would have happened if Ron, rather than Harry, had been on the chamber side after the ceiling of the passage under the lake fell in? An alternative ending to Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Ron W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Yours, Mine, Ours by x.Myownway.x reviews
Sequel to Behind Those Hazel Eyes; Kurt and Blaine are juggling work, family, and their three children, Devon, Cory and Ariella...Lot's of fluff, some angst, and some smut...the perfect mix for the perfect family :)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Removing Dudley From The Equation - Year 3 by Luiz4200 reviews
Another year for the Removing Dudley From the Equation (or RDFTE for short) series. Guess who returns?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete
The Man Who Would Not Give Up by Supreme Kamui Master reviews
When Harry learns that he is the only hope for the wizarding world he steps up his game and learns all magics Dark or Light -Gray,powerful Harry- /small harem [feedback welcome]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Hermione G., Fleur D., Fawkes
Heat Wave by purplepeace reviews
Heat waves are known to make you do stupid and reckless things, as well as intensify desires. When a heat wave rocks itself over New Olympia, Jay and Archie find the girls they've been pining over, irresistable. Rating T. May be changed to M.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Jay, Theresa] [Atlanta, Archie]
Eclipse Re-write by Lillian81 reviews
It's just as title suggests, starting with Chapter 22 and going from there. Have you ever wanted to read a different version of Eclipse where Edward doesn't let Jacob get away with manipulating Bella so much? Or where Bella is actually upset at Jacob when she figures out what's going on? Well here's your chance: parts of Eclipse re-written to read just like that!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Caught Out by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. During a girls night in Hermione and her friends share their embarrassing stories of being caught in a compromising situation with their partners. Fun One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Marrying the Enemy by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
A marriage law is enacted by the Ministry to help repopulate the Wizarding world, and Hermione Granger is paired with the Lestrange brother's. Can they overcome their past and get on long enough to fulfil the requirements of the law?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hermione G., Rabastan L.
Did you ever wonder? by zimra reviews
Did you ever wonder why Harry and Ginny only had three children? Birth is as safe as life gets. A story about the eventful birth of Lily Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., Lily Luna P.
A New World by aconite91 reviews
It's the aftermath of the Final Battle. And Harry is trying to keep his family whole. Family is everything now. His first task: keeping the Malfoys out of Azkaban. Hermione and Ron will support any decision he makes. Molly will keep her family whole, as whole as it can be with the lose of Fred that is. And Draco is just happy to be breathing. A New World will shine through.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
For the Love of Brock by nyislandersgirl reviews
Brock has gone through his whole life facing unrequited love. When he runs into an old friend, however, it seems that Brock's luck might just be changing. But everything is not as it seems, and life isn't as simple as it once was. Breedershipping with minor Pokeshipping on the side.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Brock/Takeshi, Suzy/Yuki] [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
Unspoken by klutzysunshine reviews
Cory and Topanga never talk about the son they lost at birth.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Cory M., Topanga L. M.] Riley M. - Complete
The Speech by myhorserockyrocks reviews
Harry has trouble writing a speech for the sixth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Finals Round Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Night to Forget by LorelaiGilmore82 reviews
Young Kate Beckett had looked for a night to forget only to find it turned into one she would remember for the rest of her life. AU
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 67 - Words: 183,320 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Kate B., Rick C., Martha R., Alexis C. - Complete
Reading Vampire Academy by Hannah-shameless-waterlooroad reviews
Rose, Dimitri, Lissa, Christian, Eddie, Mia, Mom, Abe, Mark, Sonya, Alberta, Olena, Yeva, Viktoria, Sonya, Karolina and Tasha read the vampire academy books.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/29/2014
The Sun Has Risen by WoahEvannaLynch reviews
The sun has risen and Harry has lots of choices to make. See what difficulties, decisions and adventures Harry, Hermione and the Weasleys have to endure after the great Wizarding World war is over... POV mainly Harry. Rated K-plus just encase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Nothing Compares to You by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
Hermione overhears something that she doesn't like and Rabastan has to assure her that she's the only one for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Uptight by Aletta-Feather reviews
Short one-shot about Kevin's control issues and his relationship with Scotty.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Kevin W - Complete
Two Roads Diverged by Zebra Wallpaper reviews
Years after a falling out, Cory and Shawn reconnect in New York City and help each other through some pretty big changes. Post-Series. Cory/Shawn. Complete.
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,918 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Cory M., Shawn H. - Complete
Special Occasion by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
Sirius takes Hermione out to dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Lonely Heart by Aletta-Feather
Season 1. Short one-shot. A sad Kevin muses on his love life.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Kevin W, Scotty W. - Complete
Cullen Girls Christmas by Carlisle Cares reviews
Alice is excited about Christmas & after Thanksgiving they get the Christmas decorations out. While the boys are out looking for the perfect tree, Alice & her sisters begin filling Leah in on all that happened last year. See what happens when the Cullen girls decide to do some experimenting of their own. Warning: Will contain disciplinary spanking. If you don't like this, move on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,444 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Rosalie - Complete
Until the Morning Comes by Morning Lilies reviews
On June 8, 2022, Wizarding Britain is shaken to its core by the greatest catastrophe since Voldemort's fall. The Potters, Weasleys, Malfoys, and Longbottoms, caught in the center, must sort out right from wrong, guilty from innocent, when to hold on, and when to let go, all as lives hang in the balance in the wake of the bombing of Knockturn Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,688 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L., Albus S. P.
Reading Windrixville by Jkupchurch reviews
Two years later during a snow storm the gang steals and reads Ponyboy's essay, will the gang like what they read? This is an old Story I had... SE Hinton owns The Outsiders. UPDATE: I'm going to be rewriting this, baer with me
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Draco's Dilemma by cleotheo reviews
When Draco witnesses his father doing something he shouldn't, he has to decide whether or not to tell his mother. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Poké Ever After by nyislandersgirl reviews
It's the wedding of Pokémon Master Ash Ketchum and Cerulean City gym leader Misty, and you're all cordially invited! Follow the couple all the way from before the altar to the marvelous reception...with some sweet memories thrown in-between!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,717 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Delia K./Hanako, Brock/Takeshi - Complete
Teddy Lupin Proposes by Bells Radiant Arabian Nights reviews
Teddy Lupin is now 22 years old and is Junior Defence Against the Arts Professor. He has finally got an engagement ring for his long-time girlfriend Victoire Weasley. How will it go down when he does it at the Weasley/Potter/Lupin Sunday dinner? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Teddy L., Victoire W.] - Complete
Good morning by Ioasero reviews
One morning Anna wakes up beside Elsa. (ELSANNA)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Bella's Vampire Life Lessons by Carlisle Cares reviews
Bella and Edward's wedding was beautiful and they are enjoying married life. However, Aro has decided that Bella had enough time to adjust and issues a decree that she be transformed immediately. Carlisle must help Bella's transition into her new life and deal with losing family & friends and accept new rules and restrictions being a newborn. Will contain disciplinary spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 266,427 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bound Together by Night Hawk 97 reviews
Before fourth year, Harry's summer is interrupted by the muggles discovering magic. Reactions vary from terror to love, and conflict between opinions is inevitable. Unity between all magical races must be achieved on the off chance that things get messy, and won't that be impossible to achieve? Canon until GoF. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Average Boy by Zebra Wallpaper reviews
Cory has always been average. Cory/Shawn. One-shot. Works as a companion piece of sorts to my earlier story "Idiot Savant"
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Cory M., Shawn H. - Complete
Dobby the House Elf by myhorserockyrocks reviews
Dobby tries to do everything that young Master Malfoy asks him to do on September 1, 1991, but figures out that the Malfoys aren't nice at all and don't deserve his respect-only his rebellion. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Finals Round One.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Dobby, Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Day to Remember by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
Hermione's wedding day is something for her to remember forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Of Bullies and Nerds by shopgirl152 reviews
At the beginning of summer, they were just bully and nerd. But as the summer progressed, they became frienemies, friends...and much more. A series of stories following Buford and Baljeet's relationship as it progressed from Bully and Nerd to more than friends. Featuring the stories Baljeet's Christmas Wish, My Bully, My Nerd, Better Than a Mistletoe Kiss, Of Kisses and Wedgies, etc
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
Happy New Years by UnderTheJackPine reviews
It was simple tradition to watch the countdown to New Years, it's what Jay had done every year prior. So what could be so important to interrupt tradition? Happy New Years Everyone!
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
One Night Stand by OneWriterGirlOfficial reviews
"Ca-Castle! You two slept together?" Ryan practically screamed in shock. Everybody around them turned around and looked at them. "Great. Thank you Ryan," Kate groaned and went back to Lanie. Castle wanted to follow her, but Esposito grabbed his arm. - What will happen when everybody starts finding out about them?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,278 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C., V. Gates - Complete
The Darkened Sun by TeamCarlisle reviews
Continuation from my Miracle of the Lunar Eclipse Series.. this one begins after Shadows of Midnight. Progressing the relationships of all of our characters. Caleb is getting older. Alexandra & Michael's relationship progresses. Lots of good stuff between Carlisle/Esme and the rest of the Twilight characters. There may be some "M" moments, as I always warn, but it will be mainly T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 116,209 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Carlisle, Esme
Certified Insanity by nyislandersgirl reviews
After the birth of their first child, May eagerly volunteers to fill out the birth certificate for her and Drew's son. Unfortunately, May's excitement and failure to proofread leads to a slight problem with the paperwork.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Drew/Shū, May/Haruka] - Complete
Merry and Bright by Bad Mum reviews
Two Christmases, twenty-two years apart. Sometimes it takes a long time to find your way home. Written for TellatrixForever as part of a gift exchange at the Teachers' Lounge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
All Alone by Addicted2snickers reviews
Harry is abused by his relatives. The Weasleys run into him in town and find out about how he's treated at home. They take him in and raise him. I'm going to write on more chapter! (Pre-Hogwarts) Just uodated the first chapter! :D I'll edit the other ones later :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Molly W.
The Good Ol' Weasley Complex by Suzume Jun reviews
Actual summery inside. Your family shapes you growing up weither you want them to or not. And in a family with seven children... the things they instill in you may not all be sunshine and roses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Complete
An Honour by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
The one that makes him want to become a father, in spite of his fears regarding the Black genes. Bonus point for a scene from the future showing it turned out perfectly alright. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Do You Know What He Did? by The Peverells reviews
Some conversations in the hours after Fred's funeral.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
When You Read by dinosoprano reviews
Harry gets a mysterious set of books about his school years with a note telling him to bring some friends to read. Who comes and what do these books mean?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2013
What? by The Peverells reviews
Ginny sees something in Lily's room that causes bad memories to resurface.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ginny W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Postscript by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
It's a year after the final battle, and the Weasley family is still dealing with Fred's death in their own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Complete
A Serving Extra Large by AmniIsRoving reviews
Big Future Challenge: The only thing extraordinary, or so he thought, about Harry Potter was his extraordinary height. However, come July 31st, his world is turned upside down and he's thrust into the slowly darkening world of magic! With his friends at his side and a mentor most dislike, can he face the perils ahead? Find out, in A Serving Extra Large! Giant!Harry, Mentor-Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,435 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L.
Idiot Savant by Zebra Wallpaper reviews
Shawn is surprisingly good at a lot of things. One-shot. Cory/Shawn
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Cory M., Shawn H. - Complete
Mother's Perspective by nyislandersgirl reviews
"I never thought I would ever see my son be so gentle. But now, I can see a side of Ash that is so different from anything else that I've ever seen." Delia watches her son in secret, and observes brand new aspects of her son that are both surprising and comforting. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Delia K./Hanako - Complete
Wasn't That Broken To Begin by Anya-Paradox reviews
Theresa makes a mistake that cost her the use of most of her hand, and any relationship she would ever hope to have with Jay. She throws herself into her magic headfirst, trying to be better, trying to fix everything that she broke. It takes Archie to make her realize that she didn't break anything; and maybe not everything is lost to her, after all.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Archie, Theresa - Complete
Snapshots by nebula2 reviews
A collection of drabbles focusing on the characters from Glee. Kurt, Blaine and Finn seem to have gotten the most attention in the ones I've already written.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 219,244 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
The Peverell Petition by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. A war-weary Harry, destiny fulfilled, decides he deserves to be selfish for once, even if he has to defy fate to do it. Meanwhile, and some time ago, a teenage Sirius receives some shocking news from his parents. Sirius/Harry. SLASH. (No longer a oneshot.) (Oneshot with bonus chapter?) (Let's go with that.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
The New Reality by nyislandersgirl reviews
After being mistreated by her boyfriend, Misty turns to the one who she originally left for him. As they grow closer again, however, a shocking discovery threatens to not only tear them apart, but put Misty's whole life in danger. Mentions of abuse; nothing graphic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
James' Secret by myhorserockyrocks reviews
James Potter I finally tells his friends something he's been hiding from them regarding his feelings for a certain redheaded Gryffindor. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Round Thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Missing Persons by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Healer Harry Snape discovers a missing child working late at St. Mungos, which leads to him helping some American Aurors try and foil a kidnapping ring that's baffled the Ministry, along with Katie and Severus. AU, Prince Manor mini sequel! Harry/Katie Bell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Katie B., OC - Complete
Funny Faces by The Peverells reviews
Harry visits Teddy and finds someone else already there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Witch Weekly's Which Wizard by The Peverells reviews
See inside for more about the most eligible bachelors from Honeydukes' newly released Chocolate Frog Cards! This week: The Gryffindor Five.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Ron W., Neville L., Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Rosalie's Mishap by Carlisle Cares reviews
Rosalie, tired of always getting the blame for the bantering between her and Jake, decides it's time to play a good prank on Jake. While their parents are in town for a bit, Rosalie decides this is the best time to act. See what happens. Warning: Will contain disciplinary spanking. If this is not your thing, don't waste your time reading or giving bad reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Carlisle, Jacob, Leah, Rosalie - Complete
A Time Turner for Christmas by DetectiveInspectorSydney reviews
Description: The Lupins, Potters, and Weasleys are all at The Burrow for Christmas. Lily finds a new time turner prototype. Fuller summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Raising the Saviors by AmniIsRoving reviews
Remus Lupin was immediately there after the horrific events of that Halloween night in 1981, and met the distraught Severus Snape cradling the crying infant. After saving the other supposed 'savior' and his family what is left for them? Who's on their side and what exactly are they left to do? Can they stay in Britain or does life go on for this new family somewhere else? MxM maybe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,687 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Forever Teddy Lupin by Wizard of night reviews
The life of Teddy Lupin as he grows up under Harry's watchful eye... Learns to control his magic, his wolf genes, his metamorphic genes and his broomstick...meets James, Albus, Lily, new friends, and wonders... would his parents be proud? Watch as Teddy turns from baby to young wizard, and Harry watches in pride and wonder. -ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,784 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L., OC, Remus L.
Teddy Lupin an Auror by JessieGail reviews
Its Christmas break, of Teddy's 5th year, Professor Longbottom asked Teddy what he wants to do after Hogwarts. Teddy wants to be a Auror like his mum and Harry. What will Harry say to this? Yeah I know bad summary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Victoire W., James S. P.
The Black Sisters by Accio Lumos reviews
The Black sisters ended up divided after the Dark Lord fell. Bellatrix ended up in Azkaban, Andromeda made an outcast and Narcissa remained alone with the Malfoy name and wealth to protect her. Follow the sisters through their lives and learn how things ended up they way they did from when they were children to the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,956 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Cullen Boys Fall Camping Trip by Carlisle Cares reviews
Jake and Seth talk Carlisle, Edward, Jasper & Emmett into going camping for the weekend to bond as the men in the Cullen Family. They leave the Cullen Girls behind to have a slumber party. This is the first such camping trip since they have become a family. Warning: May contain light discipline so be warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Becoming Mrs Potter by PrettyLittleWinchester26 reviews
Harry and Ginny are getting Married! Follow them through the Laughs and the Sadness of their wedding. Harry&Ginny Hermione&Ron. Currently on HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Titanic Theory by Jules-Millicent reviews
We know what happened with Jack and Rose but what about Penny and Sheldon. Please R&R. Please note that this is the Titanic there will be death. Whose? well you just have to read and find out.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,260 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
Bells of Freedom by RonohBloodyhell reviews
SONGFIC- The battle is over but Harry remembers. The fallen will never be remembered. Heroes until their last breaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
Break It Down, Build It Back Up by loverofeevee reviews
Title's rubbish but I ran out of ideas. You guys are going to hate me but I couldn't get this out my head! Description of torture and non descriptive non-con. Voldemort finds himself some new experimental toys. Of all the people I had to do this to, and I had to pick the Weasley twins. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2013 - George W., Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
The Boyfriend Conundrum by Mu-Nition reviews
Harry loves Ginny. Ron loves Hermione. The girls aren't quite as happy though. One-shot. Rated T for a Twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Bloodlines? Why am I on the cover of a book? by Cassiopeia Black Emrys reviews
Set after the Indigo Spell. It is the group from Bloodlines and some characters from VA who reads the Bloodlines series. Mostly Sydney's and Adrian perspective, but also some of the others. Some of the characters who are there are: Sydney, Adrian, Rose, Lissa and Zoe. Note: I will correct the texts a bit soon. For example remove my small messages to my Beta. On Hiatus.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Sydney S., Adrian I.] Rose H., Lissa D.
Darling, Don't You Ever Grow Up by DARecruit reviews
Shelby looks back over the years of some of the most memorable moments spent raising Rachel, along with best friend LeRoy Berry and his husband, Hiram. This is a one shot of what Rachel's life could have been if she had grown up with three loving parents. Shelby and Rachel centric.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Rachel B., Shelby C. - Complete
The Guilty Memory by Colin Creevey reviews
Slughorn always felt guilty, always felt horrible at what damage he may have caused the day he gave young Tim Riddle the information he needed. But what made him muddle his own memory? One day, he decides to take Voldemort in his own hands. He decides that the only way to undo the mistake he made is to delete the mistake he made. Slughorn vs. Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Voldemort, Horace S. - Complete
scars heal, but death is constant by MissingMommy reviews
Charlie visits Bill after Greyback's attack in HBP. :: Bill&Charlie, for TFS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Forewarned, Forearmed by Flynne reviews
Donatello had told his brothers about the bleak future he saw after Draco's attack. They had absorbed the tragedy as best as they could. They had been grateful – in spite of their sorrow – that it had been a different future than their own. They were wrong. Or were they?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Complete
Teaching and Learning by Kristen3 reviews
Cory is nervous as he looks over his new classroom and thinks about the prospect of teaching his own daughter there. But someone from the past knows just what to say to put Cory's fears at ease. One-shot.
Girl Meets World - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Cory M., Charlie G. - Complete
Were All Just Stories by RonohBloodyhell reviews
Months later, Harry is still blaming himself for what happened during the Battle of Hogwarts. Ron's had enough of the self-pity though, and maybe for a change he can even offer Harry a bit of wisdom. Can he can finally get through to Harry? Set outside the Burrow, Christmas time 1998.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Two Wills by Lily meet Ginny reviews
When Severus Snape learns that Wormtail is about to betray Lily, he goes to the only person he can find that he knows will help prevent it. Sirius Black. They raise Harry together. AU. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S.
A Twist by fremioneloverr reviews
Petunia Evans divorces Vernon Dursley after he murders a fellow co-worker a month before Dudley was born. She is left with Dudley Evans as a single mother. But, Lily and James Potter, cannot take care of 6 out of 8 of their children. Will Petunia and Dudley except the 6 new family members? Petunia and Dudley are nice in this story. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D., Petunia D.
Apple Doesn't Fall Far by klutzysunshine reviews
Future fic. Riley's just started college when Cory and Topanga learn they've pulled an Amy and Alan.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Cory M., Topanga L. M.] - Complete
Matchmaking by klutzysunshine reviews
Riley's grown up hearing stories about Shawn and Angela and schemes to reunite them. Shawn/Angela
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Shawn H., Angela M.] Cory M., Riley M. - Complete
Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
Instead of mistreating Harry Potter, the Dursleys learned about something they taught him to see as a reason to be afraid of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Office Space by nyislandersgirl reviews
Ash and Misty both work for the Pokémon League. This means that every once in a while, they work in the same building. And this can sometimes lead to a little mischief. For Pokeshipping Day 2013!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Raiden Cullen: Start of a new life by Shadowphoenixflame reviews
ADOPTED BY - Padfootette *Harry Potter and Twilight do not belong to me. obviously.*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Jasper
The Battle Of Hogwarts by saving gracie reviews
We all know what happened during the Battle Of Hogwarts to the Boy Who Lived, but what about everyone else? The Battle of Hogwarts through the eyes of those who fought, died and survived on that important day. Viewpoints from people such as Neville, Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Ron W., Remus L., Severus S., Neville L.
Broken Promises by YayPercabeth123 reviews
James and Lily Potter died for their son. Everyone of the wizarding world knows that. However, what they don't know, is that on that night, more than two human beings got killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James Potter and the Marauder's Map by GoldenLaughter reviews
James Potter and the gang on their adventure to create the Marauder's Map.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'll Ask Again by SheSaidRun reviews
What would happen if Harry and Ron never made up during the Triwizard Tournament? The Gryffindors have turned against Harry and he has to find help in other places. When he faints in front of Professor Snape, will the Potions Master help him? Harry will have to decide who he can trust as he muddles his way through the deadly Tournament. Eventual slash, language, mentions of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P.
The Uninvited Guest by Carlisle Cares reviews
This is a Halloween story involving the Cullen Family of Twilight about strange things happening throughout and around their home. Things are disappearing and reappearing and unexplained laughter and sounds are being heard by all in the house. No one in the house is admitting to being the one causing the mischief. Who could it be? Warning: Will mention disciplinary action.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,599 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Penultimate Day by TheOnlyQuirk reviews
"All ready Georgey boy?" Fred said softly. "Sure. I can't wait." He replied. They looked at each other, the same thought processes running through their mind. They would not loose each other. ONESHOT -complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Change It All by My-Life-My-Way reviews
Reading the books story. Re-upload of my old story, five year old Harry is transported to Hogwarts to read the story of his future with people who will become his family as well as a few less desirable people. Mentions of child abuse and neglect. Dursley, Molly and Dunbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Nightmare by love.always.forever.1335 reviews
Mikey has a nightmare in the middle of the night. Thankfully, one of his brothers is there to keep him company.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Filthy by love.always.forever.1335 reviews
LeoxRaph Raph joins Leo in a morning shower that turns into more than just a shower. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
First Words by love.always.forever.1335 reviews
The turtles are all learning to talk, but no one wants to teach Mikey any new words. T-Tots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
Ungrateful by love.always.forever.1335 reviews
Leo does not appreciate his life in the sewer, but Mikey is always there to cheer him up. Rated T for mild TCest
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Finding Yourself by love.always.forever.1335 reviews
Mikey struggles between being himself and being respected by his brothers. He spends much time arguing with himself and trying to decide how important his relationship with his brothers really is to him. Will he choose his brothers or his personality? Rated T for expected violence in later chapters
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
VA - Reading the future by Magic Maryse reviews
The gang comes together to read the books before everything actually happens. Rose meets Dimitri for the first time as well as Abe and Adrian. How will everyone react?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/23/2013
Burt's POV by bowties and coffee reviews
It's Blaine and Kurt's wedding and Burt decides to tell a story
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Blaine A., Burt H., Kurt H.
The Death of his Bella by Madi H reviews
What the 'cold', and 'emotionless' Voldemort thought as Molly Weasley killed his Bella. His best, most loved, ever loyal, Death Eater. After Harry heroically defeats him, he reads a note that he'd found in Voldemort's dead hands, something that may change his, and everyone else's view on the man that was once thought to be evil, vain, and thought to never be able to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Something Special by twilightfanjm reviews
Charlie lied to Bella and told her that her baby died when she passed out during the birth because he was disgusted with her. In reality he dumped the baby in the woods. Edward finds the baby and decides to keep her. What happens when years later he finds out that he has unkowingly raised his own daughter? (On Hold)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Picture Day by loverofeevee reviews
The war is over and only the bad guys have died. Albus decides there has been too much sadness, and puts a bit of fun into the new school year. He probably shouldn't have allowed the students to decide what kind of fun it would be. Hints at nudity but nothing serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Plan by myhorserockyrocks reviews
AU Eleven years after Harry Potter died in the Chamber of Secrets, Ron Weasley is still feeling guilty. His brother, Bill, has just died, yet another casualty in the seemingly endless war with Voldemort. Now, however, Ron thinks he's come up with an idea of how to bring about Voldemort's demise-and he only needs one brunette's help to do so. Written for QLFC Round Nine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
On Being Misunderstood by the reluctant words reviews
A series of unconnected one-shots revealing how seemingly different individuals overcame their previous prejudices and saw others in a new light, how new relationships were born and old ties broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Infidelity by marksmom reviews
While the cat's away, the mice will play. Begins with pure slash smut...if you don't like it, don't read it. Concerns infidelity on many levels. Mentions of Harry/Ginny and Bill/Fleur...also contains a mention of Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Come to Bed by Hi-ImShel reviews
"He swung back around until he was standing right in front of her. With one movement, he picked her up and carried her out of the room. He ran up the steps as her torso bounced behind his back. "You're coming to bed!" Ron and Hermione during their married years. I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadows of Midnight by TeamCarlisle reviews
The 5th story of my series (beginning with Miracle of the Lunar Eclipse... then Under the Crimson Moon, After the Equinox and Moonlit Skies). Revolves around Carlisle/Esme, but includes a little bit of everyone. Picks up a few months after Moonlit Skies. Rated "T" but has some "M" moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 92,640 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Carlisle, Esme
Behind Those Hazel Eyes by x.Myownway.x reviews
Three years ago Kurt met Blaine at a party, after spending the night together all Kurt has to remember Blaine is a grey scarf and a beautiful baby boy named Devon. After spending three years trying to find Blaine to tell him he is a father, how will Blaine react to his new family when they finally meet? Mpreg.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 73,757 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All Day Tease - Carlisle & Esme by TeamCarlisle reviews
Carlisle & Esme create little teases for each other all day leading up to a big finale
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Carlisle, Esme
What The Universe Wants (Reading Bloodlines) by SweetRambling reviews
When Sydney finds herself sharing a dream with everybody who has played an important part in her life she is thoroughly confused. Then it comes to hers, and the others understandings that they are to read the Bloodlines books. Disclaimer: The Bloodlines world and characters belong to Richelle Mead
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,246 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sydney S.
Harry Potter and the Seven Souls by Sir Epic the Brave reviews
When Harry Potter gets attacked by Dementors on Hogwarts Express, he learns from Dumbledore that they severed part of his soul & his magical core is severely weakened. In order to maintain his magic, life, & sanity he must bond with a girl of his and the girl's choice. If only it were that easy! AU, Mature, Harry/Multi, Harem Fic, Smut/Lemons, Violence/Bad Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Harry P.
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 243 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Where The Family Lays by Nathanvalentine reviews
A short free-verse poem, about Brothers & Sisters. It covers most events from series run.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Justin W., Kevin W, Nora W., Scotty W. - Complete
Identity by Bad Mum reviews
An unexpected inheritance brings a shock for Bill Weasley, one which rocks his sense of identity and which has the potential to rip his family apart. Dedicated to the people of the Teachers' Lounge with love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Molly W., Bill W., Arthur W.
Pretend It Never Happened by Wizard of night reviews
From the time they were little children, James Sirius Potter and his older cousin Molly Weasley never got along well. But how can one teenage boy take the game of revenge too far? And what of the consequences?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2013 - James S. P., Molly W. II - Complete
Alphabits by nyislandersgirl reviews
A Pokeshipping-centric alphabet challenge! 26 one shots based off of the alphabet, all centered around Ash and Misty! Rated T; some chapter content might be stronger than others.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,196 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
The Betrayal by Soccerisawesome19 reviews
The sequel of The Veil. (Summary of The Veil given in text) Harry comes back for his second year. Things are as good as they can get, and he and Sirius, along with the help of Dumbledore are trying to destroy horcruxes in the plan to kill Voldemort. When a sudden mysterious betrayal happens, will Harry be able to find out the real reason behind it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Talking Turtles by Escollido reviews
Dialog fics. On a nightly stake-out, Raph teaches Mikey and Leo an important lesson about Donnie and his toys. Later, during a movie-marathon, the guys talk about April's first kiss. But wait, shouldn't they all be in bed? And what's this? A Prank War? On-going series of stand-alone one-shots. Open to requests, ideas and suggestions. Please review!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012
A Dangerous Secret by LenaEverdeenCullen reviews
This is set just after Bella's gets UN-grounded in Eclipse. What happens when Bella's friends; Angela, Ben, Mike and Jessica find out that the Cullens are real vampires? Read to find out! Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Completely Unconditional by XOXOSLMS24 reviews
Some lovely father daughter moments between Edward and Renesmee, starting with him expressing his unconditional love for his newborn daughter. One shot for now, but if you would like me to continute I will gladly add more family moments including Bella and everyone else as well.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,338 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Handymanshipping Wedding by Kazlene la Suicine reviews
Tracey and Daisy are getting married and making the theme "Fountain of Love." Not only are the bride and groom celebrating their love, but their guests are acting on their romantic feelings. Mentions of pokeshipping, eldershipping, and rocketshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Tracey S./Kenji, Daisy/Sakura - Complete
Choosing A Name by saving gracie reviews
James and Lily are sat in a hospital room with their new baby boy in their arms. But what to call him? Cue Lupin and Sirius for a little fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Unexpected Defender by British Chaos reviews
Seamus argues with Harry and Ron takes Seamus' side. An unexpected defender defends Harry. Set in The Order of The Pheonix. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sibling Jealousy by thingsareweird reviews
What if Mufasa survied the stampede? What if SImba lived in the jungle without Mufasa knowing? Would Nala still go find him? Or would he come back on his own? WHat would happen to Nala and his friends? "Sibling Jealousy" might have a bit more different jealousy than you think! Pleaseread and review to find out more.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,969 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Simba, Nala, Mufasa - Complete
Changes by myhorserockyrocks reviews
Ron and Harry react when changes are thrown their way- changes involving their wives. Written for Round Six of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
It's OK Not To Be OK (But I Promise, I'm Trying) by rayrae118 reviews
First in the Promise series. AU from the end of PoA. When McGonagall finds out what Dumbledore condemned Harry to by leaving him with the Dursleys all those years ago, she is determined to do something. Now being translated into German by EliasAmyNightcorePotterGleeFan!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,134 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dudley's Daughter by mydilaurentis-fields reviews
19 years after the battle. Harry and Dudley are close now But , when his daughter receives a mysterious letter on her birthday, what will happen? How will the family cope? And what will his parents think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,401 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
The Not Knowing by Flynne reviews
"I was patient during my training with the Ancient One. I never once asked to go home, knowing that he would tell me when it was time. But I never thought it would be like this." Ficlet. A missing scene from 2k3 season 4 episode "Scion of the Shredder".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
It's in the blood by Remembertoturnonthelights reviews
A collection of one shots for the Weasley Connection Challenge on HPFC. One shots on the relationships between the next generation of Weasleys and the challenges they face. Containing Teddy, Victoire, Dominique, Louis, Molly, Lucy, Fred, Roxanne, Rose, Hugo, James, Al and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W., Roxanne W., Rose W.
Making A Change by DeadWizardGod reviews
A change in every chapter of the Harry Potter series and what would happen if the fans got their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012
Burt and Blaine by bowties and coffee reviews
Burt comes home to find his son in his bed with another boy. Burt's POV
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Blaine A., Burt H., Kurt H.
Happily Ever After by Wizard of night reviews
Just because the Lupin family survived the war doesn't mean they're entitled to a fairy-tale ending. Their fighting terrifies their young son, Teddy, and it falls on his godfather's already burdened shoulders to ensure his safety. Can Harry take it, or will the latest of their little suprises be the straw to break the camel's back? AU RL/NT-ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Teddy L., Harry P., OC - Complete
The Six Pregnancies of Molly Weasley by fantasyessa reviews
Molly had always wanted kids, even when she was a little girl. She always used to force her brothers to play house with her, or build make-shift babydolls. One-shot. Written for the FanFiction School of Imagination and Creativity, PDHPE Assessment 3 over at the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Molly W., Arthur W.] - Complete
Drabbles of the Heart by DuckiePray reviews
A series of Oneshots featuring the canon/original character pairings within my stories, and dedicated to all things love and romance. There will be fluff, corniness, and hopefully plenty of heart-warming moments.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Complete
You Were Always There: Part Two by OpenBookLina reviews
It's Harry and Mia's second year at Hogwarts, and despite being back at school with their friends, something terrible is coming their way. Muggleborns are being attacked, Harry is hearing strange voices, and the entire school is faced with the threat of the Chamber of Secrets and the monster within. Can Harry solve the mystery and protect his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,696 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Sirius Potter and The Half-Blood Prince by mystiquewitch reviews
Sequel to HSP and the Order of Phoenix: Just as Harry gets use to life as a vampire and living away from his brothers in his sister's vampire clan, he heads back to Hogwarts, with Snape more nasty than he's ever been, Dumbledore showing him Voldemort's memories, Teddy now nervous around him, and a big battle on the horizon, Harry's only comfort comes from the arms of his girlfriend
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,088 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Being a Black by fantasyessa reviews
"And that final act of cruelty was what fueled him to take a peek into his ancestry. They refused to speak to their own son; would rather he be wiped out of existence than choose a different life path." One-shot. This was written for the FanFiction School of Imagination and Creativity, Dance Assessment 3 over at the HPFC forums.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Misfit by RogueGurl21
Who would have thought Sirius Black would have kids? Not Sirius that's for sure. Follow a new character as he learns about family and eventually love. Romance, Humor, Angst, AU Sirius, Remus, and Fred all alive. Rated T for now but might become M later Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter or any of the character besides my OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sirius B., OC, Teddy L., James S. P.
To the Future by The Peverells reviews
The War is over, but not everybody is celebrating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Heroism by Bad Mum reviews
Post-War AU. Voldemort has won, and what is left of the resistance is in hiding. Percy needs to keep himself alive for George's sake. But how long can he hold out? The result of a conversation at the Teachers' Lounge. Rated M for violence and torture and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - George W., Percy W., Fenrir G., Walden M. - Complete
Time Rewind by Lady Countryrose reviews
Squeal to Pick Your Wizard. Hermione traveled back in time with her cousin Anne, and friend Char to the be with their sixteen year old Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black, to change things for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Veil by Soccerisawesome19 reviews
After the War, Harry goes back to the Department of Mysteries. He thinks of Sirius. And he goes through the Veil. What is the future (or shall we say past) to come?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Out of touch, out of love? by TheEmaAlien reviews
When Tony tells Jessie he got a job in another town, Jessie is put to a test. Should she continue keeping the long-distance relationship alive or go on her own way?
Jessie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Jessie P., Tony - Complete
A Penny For A Thought by RonohBloodyhell reviews
It's the summer after fourth year, and Ron has finally realised he's in love with one Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Through The Pensieve by just.a.blue.jay reviews
One day, while Harry is going through Sirius' old stuff, he finds a pensieve along with memories and letters from his parents, Remus and Sirius. He expects to simply watch the memories, but little does he know that he will get to truly experience the events that made the most important adults in his life, who they are. Writing this with the wonderful, ThankfulPotterhead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Nyx Academy by EmeraldNeko reviews
Harry reached a breaking point during the holidays before 6th year and now he's a dark creature with a brand new attitude. Friendships are made and broken, mates are found and the balance of the World is hanging by a thread. Harem Slash parings, Yuri Pairings, Blood/gore/violence and nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,539 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P.
Special As Your Mum by fantasyessa reviews
"Because," Arthur smiled, "you are so much like your mother—and a little like me, dare I say—and your mum would move heaven and earth to save her family..." One-shot. Arthur/Ron bonding time. Written for the FanFiction School of Imagination and Creativity, Science Assessment Three.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Ron W., Arthur W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Polyjuice Disaster by Abbl2 reviews
Being cooped up and forced into hiding is not James Potter's idea of fun. In fact, it is the exact opposite of his idea of fun. So when he and his family have to go into hiding because of Voldemort, he is not to happy about it. So he sneaks out, and most of the time Lily is ok with it. But this is the story of when he chose the wrong day to sneak out. *prompt from fredneverdied*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - James P., Sirius B., Remus L., Harry P.
Time has its moments by IamTonks reviews
Harry is transported back in time to the Marauders 7th Year. Will they accept a new roommate easily? What about Remus's furry little problem? And how does he know so much?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P., James P.
Thoughts on a lost brother by Fandombatched reviews
The brothers think about the one they lost and how different life will be without him. Alternative ending to Bookaya-Showdown. Death-fic
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Welcome to Dalton Academy by anth0ny-stark reviews
Kurt is a new mid-term transfer student at Dalton Academy. Kurt will have much to discover when boarding there, including new friends, new enemies, new love interests, and a new way of life! Watch the story of Dalton Academy unfold! (Written like a TV show.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers
Allies by DuckiePray reviews
Three and a half years after "Comfort & Joy", a hidden threat is about to emerge. For as long as the turtles have had friends, they've possessed the urge to protect them at all costs. When overtaken by disaster, however, those instincts are put to the ultimate test.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,272 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
A Late Night Talk by Kristen3 reviews
Cory sits up with newborn Riley and reminisces about his years with Shawn and Topanga. Fluffy one-shot. :) Obviously BMW/GMW.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Cory M. - Complete
Dance until tomorrow by dancerindistress13
Superstar former teen heartthrob Nick Jonas took a break from the spotlight when his 6 year old daughter Mackenzie was born. Mackenzie has been dancing since she was 3. Now that Nick has to go on tour with his brothers he's not going to be able to go see his little girl dance.
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,555 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
Gone by myhorserockyrocks reviews
Severus is having a hard time dealing with Lily's death because he thinks that all hope is lost and that she is gone forever. This is the story, told by Severus, about when he agrees to join Dumbledore and protect Harry. Written for Round Four of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love Make You Blind by Rania Saleh reviews
Misty misses Ash and want to travel with him again. After giving her sister Daisy some training, she goes over to Mrs. Ketchum to wait on Ash. May, Dawn, Paul and Drew desided to come. Ash returned from Unova and is back for more adventure. New Places, New friends, New pokemon, New lifes and some romance. Fluff Pokemonshipping and Contestshipping with a little Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
A Work in Progress by BuckeyeGrrl reviews
Blaine is finally moving to NYC after graduation, to start his new life with Kurt and classes at NYADA. He's got the talent, he's got the drive, and has got a lot to prove to his skeptical father... and to himself. Does he have it all figured out, or is he still "A Work in Progress"?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Wizard by brutally.bored reviews
AU: When Rachel's Fathers are kidnapped she has to go to the 'Wizard of Lima Heights' for help.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Rachel B., Santana L.
In Their Shoes by Aspiring816 reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like to see your favorite characters walking a mile in someone else's shoes? A series of oneshots that feature characters recreating famous Glee moments from the show.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - New Directions - Complete
Somebody's Favorite Hiding Place by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Collection of drabbles and oneshots outlining various relationships between the Weasley family (plus the Next Gen Potters and Teddy).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013
Yet Another Reason by fantasyessa reviews
"Fred usually comes up with the rough outline. I 'spose he's the more creative one… I, however," he beamed, "am the one who figures out the real mechanics of each invention. How the magic works, you know?" Fred shows off a new invention to a family in need of some cheering up. Written for the FanFiction School of Imagination and Creativity, Business Studies Assessment 2. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - George W., OC - Complete
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