![]() If any of you noticed the Doctor Who reference in my username, I love you. Let's get married. Actually, let's not. I think it goes without saying that you shouldn't marry strangers over the internet. Anyway, moving on from temporary engagements, I had another account on this website, but that was a while ago and I don't remember the information that I need to log in. So I'm making a new one. (Well, made. I just did, ie; past tense.) I like to consider myself a perfectionist, but I'm willing to acknowledge that I'm terrible one. I'm extremely clumsy and tend to make more stupid mistakes than I thought was possible. Which I actually find hilarious, by the way. I found this while browsing through some stories and profiles and etc, so I'll use this instead of writing a billion paragraphs: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be hot. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I am. :)) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Maybe I can say hi to Dean when I get there...Too soon? I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to touch you I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a harlot... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be stuck up I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. (I don't have a social life..) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a show off. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a attention seeker. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (...Carl likes llamas. Or was it alpacas? Gah, I can't remember the details of that show.) I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Food... *cue dreamy look*) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must smoke and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I'm choosing to assume that playing Guitar Hero on multiplayer counts..) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Technically, no one is. Everyone's DNA is made up of different genetic material, so unless you're identical twins...And even then there can be differences.) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (No, I'm just a fangirl..) I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Again, I am.) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Well...) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and have a "huge secret." (Yes. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Shh...Comics are fabulous.) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (IZAYA-KUUUUN!) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Is this stating that I'm not?) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Have you watched (or read) Sherlock?) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (The Hetalia version is pretty close.) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (*angst*angst*angst*angst* Blame the Potter Puppet Pals.) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I think that I ruined the message of the overall thing with my comments. Oh well. Anyway, if you actually read all of this, I'm assuming that you're; A. Really freaking bored. B. Still really freaking bored. Or; C. Oh my gosh I have nothing to do what is my life. When I read profiles I tend to be a mixture of all three, so these options are based off of personal experience. Au revoir! (I don't even speak French...) |