ThatCouldBeALittleMoreSonic
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Joined 07-06-14, id: 5875147, Profile Updated: 07-06-14

If any of you noticed the Doctor Who reference in my username, I love you. Let's get married. Actually, let's not. I think it goes without saying that you shouldn't marry strangers over the internet.

Anyway, moving on from temporary engagements, I had another account on this website, but that was a while ago and I don't remember the information that I need to log in. So I'm making a new one. (Well, made. I just did, ie; past tense.)

I like to consider myself a perfectionist, but I'm willing to acknowledge that I'm terrible one. I'm extremely clumsy and tend to make more stupid mistakes than I thought was possible. Which I actually find hilarious, by the way.

I found this while browsing through some stories and profiles and etc, so I'll use this instead of writing a billion paragraphs:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be hot.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I am. :))

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Maybe I can say hi to Dean when I get there...Too soon? Because it's not for him.)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to touch you

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a harlot...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be stuck up

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. (I don't have a social life..)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a show off.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a attention seeker.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (...Carl likes llamas. Or was it alpacas? Gah, I can't remember the details of that show.)

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Food... *cue dreamy look*)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must smoke and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I'm choosing to assume that playing Guitar Hero on multiplayer counts..)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Technically, no one is. Everyone's DNA is made up of different genetic material, so unless you're identical twins...And even then there can be differences.)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (No, I'm just a fangirl..)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Again, I am.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Well...)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and have a "huge secret." (Yes. I'm secretly plotting to take over the world by using my handy dandy Death Note. Oops. Guess I revealed my plan.)

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Shh...Comics are fabulous.)

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (IZAYA-KUUUUN!)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Is this stating that I'm not?)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Have you watched (or read) Sherlock?)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (The Hetalia version is pretty close.)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (*angst*angst*angst*angst* Blame the Potter Puppet Pals.)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I think that I ruined the message of the overall thing with my comments. Oh well.

Anyway, if you actually read all of this, I'm assuming that you're;

A. Really freaking bored.

B. Still really freaking bored.

Or;

C. Oh my gosh I have nothing to do what is my life.

When I read profiles I tend to be a mixture of all three, so these options are based off of personal experience.

Au revoir! (I don't even speak French...)