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Girlfriends and Brothers by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
TJ and Douglas are brothers and best friends, but there's a problem: Douglas's girlfriend doesn't like TJ and Douglas doesn't even know. Set when TJ and Douglas are 15, just after TJ comes out. Two-Shot
Political Animals - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Complete
The Letter by Prodicalviews reviews
(Repost) - At precisely one thirty, I sat in the middle row in my last lecture and semester at Hilston University. I was going to do it. Take risks and throw caution to the wind. After all, I wasn't his student anymore.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Rick G., Michonne
My Life as a Teenage Olympian God by Tigress Princess reviews
Zeus is tired of all the arguing that takes place in his family.So he decides to turn everyone into teenagers!This smells like drama!Now the Gods are going to have to survive Goode and learn to get along with each other.Can they do it?Full summary inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,130 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/9/2011
Call by comewithnattah reviews
Multi-chapter. Based on phone calls between or involving Rick and Michonne. Extra Special thanks to rickskatana for gifting us with the fic cover art.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,814 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Rick G., Michonne
Seddie oneshots by shana852963 reviews
A series of onshots based on random words centered around the Seddie relationship
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 826 - Words: 1,558,037 - Reviews: 5816 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iWant you to be my first by JadeSelena reviews
Sam has a plan. Rated T for subject matter but nothing else.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,095 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Behind Pretty Eyes by jordan parrish reviews
Love does that. It changes us. [book #1] [BEING EDITED]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,574 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [OC, Liam D.] - Complete
Fifty Shades - 10 years later by R-Babe reviews
My thoughts on what life would be like 10 years later for Christian and Ana Grey. My first attempt at fanfiction.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 196 - Words: 563,778 - Reviews: 5577 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
She Will Be the End of Me by iCarlyRox18 reviews
She drives him crazy, she irritates him, and sometimes she just absolutely annoys the hell out of him. But he can't get enough of her. Originally a one-shot continuing iCTI, now a collection of lemon one-shots. M for heavy language and smut. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,450 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Scream For Me by Renesmee's Theory reviews
Deputy Parrish has to go pay Lydia Martin a visit at her house. It was strickly professional at the beginning but when temptation arises, things turn from good to bad?...In a good way. [Better explanation inside] Parings: Marrish. Rated M (future scenes).
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,857 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Lydia M., Deputy J. Parrish]
Cheating the Future by Sugar-Sprinkled-Satan reviews
"So now we just have to watch the, uh, 'past, present and future'..." Stiles mutters, "Because that's, you know, normal..." Scott shrugged, helpless to do anything more at the moment. "I guess." "...We are so grounded."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Scott M., Allison A., Stiles S., Derek H.
Not Our Time Yet (Joshaya One-Shot) by PrincessAria13 reviews
A little One-Shot of what I wished would have happened if Josh had been in the New Years episode
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Maya H., Joshua M. - Complete
istart my life by shana852963 reviews
The gang starts their senior year of high school, but of course for the icarly gang, it wont be normal. Eventual Seddie! Includes jealousy, confrontations, and more!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 352 - Words: 430,174 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Dissonance by love.u.always.mom reviews
Tony is throwing a party Steve doesn't know the purpose of, all he knows is he has to be there and it could be an opportunity to give Bucky something special. After all, it had been 70 years since Bucky had last heard him sing, and Steve knew the perfect song. Inspired by the song 'Mercury' by Sleeping At Last.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
And They Did Burn by love.u.always.mom reviews
Bucky decides it's time to tell Steve a couple secrets he's been keeping to himself, worrying that Steve will hate him when he does. Fortunately, things go better than he expected them to. Stucky (Steve/Bucky) slash, rated 'M' for a reason! Don't like it, don't read. Pre!serum Steve, period-typical homophobia. Not for anyone under 18 years old.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
My Little Angel by SamFreddieSEDDIE reviews
When Sam finds out she's pregnant with Freddie's baby, she doesn't know who to tell. Carly decides to leave Seattle to live with her dad in Italy. Sam decided to tell Carly the night she is set to leave, but things don't go as planned. Sam decides that it would be better for Freddie if he didn't find out about the baby. A year later, Sam is living in LA with Cat & baby Lillly.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,326 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Sam P., Freddie B.]
Listen by Pia21 reviews
The secretarial talent show was around the corner but this year things were different and Donna needs to decide what she wants vs what she needs. I'm a big Darvey fan, with small bits of Rachel and Mike
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Donna, Harvey S.
HoO Read The Lightning Thief by cantwaittillfall reviews
As mentioned the Heroes read The Lightning Thief. Between The Lost Hero and The Son of Neptune. T just in case. I am Back. 1/28/15
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Looking For Love by LoVeSgJb reviews
Sam has been bullied for 6 years now by Freddie Benson (this story is OOC). She is terrified of him and he likes that. To find out what happens and why he bullies her and all that...click on this story! There is gonna be love and friendship :) I suck at writing summaries. Please read my story :) This is a SEDDIE story! :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Freddie B., Sam P.
With a Bang by misscam reviews
Snow, Charming and New Year's Eve. Time to bring the new year in the traditional way. [Snow/Charming]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard] Emma S. - Complete
I Missed You by shana852963 reviews
It's been years since Freddie has seen Carly or Sam. He's been living his seemingly perfect life in Texas with his wife and daughter, believing that his drifting away from the two was how it was supposed to be. But then Freddie stumbles across Sam, who has just moved to town. Will he still be convinced that everything ended up how it was supposed to? Or will Sam change his mind?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,886 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
iCarly's Wedding by Justagirl28 reviews
Carly's getting married and Sam's nervous. This will be the first time she see's him after their break up years ago. Will she finally have the courage to tell him why she really left?
Crossover - iCarly & Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,174 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Loose Ends by Lovepeaceandwar reviews
"Sequel to Fate and Destiny" Sam is back in Seattle after two years at a boarding school in London. What has changed in her absence? The friendship between the iCarly trio has fallen apart. What about romance? Can relationships be mended? Takes place in their senior year. Nothing is as it appears to be. Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or any films/music mentioned in this story.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Fate and Destiny by Lovepeaceandwar reviews
Sam and Freddie are a dynamic duo that can either blossom into something more or crumble and fall apart. What happens when Carly takes a chance for romance with Freddie? Will fate bring two soul mates together or throw too many obstacles at them and ultimately tear them apart? Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or any of the music or films referenced in this story.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,590 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iShakespeare by LucyCullen123 reviews
An English class, a creative debate and two stubborn teenagers who both have to be right. What will happen? Read to find out ;) I do not own iCarly
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Moments by DaddysGirl81 reviews
Important moments in Sam and Freddie's lives, as told through the eyes of those closest to them.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Freddie B., Sam P.
15 years apart by LOLWKASF reviews
15 years ago, Carly moved to Italy to be with her Dad. When she moves back to Seattle with her two daughters and husband, Will she find her friends? Why have Sam and Freddie been arguing? What about? Seddie x R&R
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Freddie B., Carly S., Sam P.
Being Average in a Not Average World by Lucina6145 reviews
Cecilia Stilinski has grown mostly used to her life as an associate to the supernatural. In fact, she was being to like it. It spiced up her bland life... until recently it began to threaten that life. Not to mention, Scott's new beta is causing all sorts of chaos in her life. How will the fifteen year old survive school, an unforeseen romance, and the supernatural? [OC, Liam]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,191 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Scott M., Stiles S., OC, Liam D.
After the Break by shana852963 reviews
They said it wasn't the end of iCarly; they were just taking a 'break'. Well now that break is up and with Carly back from Italy and Sam home from L.A., the old iCarly gang is reunited at last, and it feels just like old times. But after over a year apart, will it really be that easy to go back the way things were? Takes place after iGoodbye and Sam&Cat. (This is a Seddie story).
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
The Ten-Year Gap by shana852963 reviews
10 years ago, Freddie left his friends behind after being recruited by a top-secret government agency. Now his time has been served and all he wants to do is reconnect with the people he left behind, especially a certain blonde. After finding Sam, though, he learns just what he's missed, and discovers that the feelings he's always harbored deep down for her didn't fade with time.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,699 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Complete
When Music Meets Love by Kai Heart reviews
This is a continuation from where the limited series stops. It takes place a few months after TJ's overdose. TJXOC
Political Animals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2014
Living with the Gods by PersephoneJackson123 reviews
Sally dies protecting 2 year-old Percy Jackson from the Minotaur. Poseidon finds him and decides to raise Percy by himself. Read along as Percy lives with the Gods, and finds a place in their hearts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon, Hermes, Apollo
Love and Pizza by jessalyn78 reviews
This is an AU story in which Seth and Summer never ended up going to the same high school or dating. However, they meet unexpectedly when Seth is visiting his parents in Berkeley and Seth still remembers the girl with the Mermaid poem he fell in love with! Please Review if you like it!
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,683 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Seth C., Summer R.
Reading the Son of Neptune by inspiremyworld95 reviews
Hi! This is my take on all the campers of Camp Half Blood reading The Son of Neptune while it happens. I'm trying my best to follow the timeline in the story. Read and Review please! enjoy! T just to be sure.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,989 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Jason G.
Reading PJO : The Lightning Thief by Nicene Quotes reviews
Thalia, Nico, Annabeth, Jason, Leo, Piper, Clarisse, Chris, Connor, Travis, Rachel, Katie, and Grover are sent back in time to the Winter Solstice to read the P.J.O. and H.O.O. Books with the Olympians. Set in year Thalia was turned into a tree.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,072 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
New Generation reads The Lightning Theif by sciencelover reviews
160 years after Percy and Annabeth turned 25, the new generation of Camp Half-Blood will read the PJO books with Thalia!How will Thalia hold up, or how will the new campers take learning she used to be, a tree? This should be intersting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,190 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011
Flashback to the Past: The Lightning Thief by ClearMortality reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico are sent back to the past by the Fates and Rhea to read a book. The past gods read with them... Will the books change the way of the gods or will humanity cease to exist all because of unchangeable mistakes?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 135,868 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Percy J.
iGot It Out of My System by iCarlyRox18 reviews
"Tonight both of them were incessantly horny. The topic came up when they were video-chatting earlier, and now they were here in Freddie's bedroom, screwing each other's brains out." RATED: VERY MATURE/NC-17
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWant You by iCarlyRox18 reviews
While preparing for an iCarly bit with Gibby in the studio, Sam and Freddie get into a little argument. That is, until lips are on lips and clothes are flying. Spencer isn't home and neither is Carly. Hmm... SEDDIE LEMON. RATED: VERY MATURE/NC-17
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iTexts by P. Fishies reviews
Moments between two best friends, displayed only in text messages. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 41,833 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
A Royal Pain by Nature9000 reviews
Freddie's father has died and he was alerted while on iCarly that he must claim the title of King, while finding a Queen in one week, a princess is much more preferred. Sam is the one girl not chasing Freddie. R&R.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Freddie B. - Complete
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