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Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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Glass House - Shane's POV by morganville-vamp-chick reviews
Basically it's the first Morganville Vampires book, but in Shane's point of view
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,137 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Shane C.
Blood or Hunter by brokenfromthepast reviews
What happens after Vivian has finally accepted her fate? What happens when a stranger comes into the packs life and tries to step in her way from it? What will Gabriel do about it? First Blood and Chocolate fanfic! R&R
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,036 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2009
Who Would Have Thought? by xx-Lelly Ivashkov Ozera-xx reviews
What happens if Rose doesn't get Lissa after Graduation? But, got Christian instead? What happens if they start to fall for one another? This story is co-written with ATrueLoveStory. Hope you enjoy it!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Forgotten by Elisabeth Hill reviews
Relationships are complicated enough without a Goblin King in the mix. Sarah's boyfriend is about to find out just how complicated they can get.
Crossover - Labyrinth & MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sarah - Complete
Summer 2010 by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Fang's family always rents the house next to Max's for the whole summer. Neither takes much notice in the other until the summer they are both 16. Now they become friends and maybe more, but you never know what will happen at the end of Summer 2010.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,103 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fang, Max
A Place To Forget by Spellman reviews
Six years later, Sarah finds herself back in the Labyrinth. Only she wasn't the one who wished her there. **Rating moved to M for Chapter 12. Reader discretion advised.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,528 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Since when was i the new girl? by MeThinks-I-Like-Books reviews
Jeb leaves max to go on a scientific project and sends her to live with her mom valencia martinez in her big english country house with her kids, ella, gazzy and angel. What will max think of them and their neighbours, especially Fang? All human. R&R FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A lesson with Miss Nora Grey by To Live Forever reviews
The only reason I had agreed to tutor Patch in the first place, was solely for the prospect of having the seating plan reversed and being able to sit back next to Vee again.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,084 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
Small Steps by Tara1993 reviews
What would have happened if Alice and Hatter had actually established a relationship during the miniseries. My version of what might have happened, and what would have changed. Please read and review, thank you!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Fang: The Angel Experiment by tgypwya reviews
We've all read the books from Max's point of view... but what about Fang's? What's he thinking as he flies across the country to rescue Angel from the whitecoats? In other words, it's TAE from Fang's POV. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Fang - Complete
A Voice So Sweet by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
Sarah is auditioning for her first musical, the only problem is she doesn't know how to sing. Hoggle suggests she take voice lessons from Jareth. In time Sarah starts to fall for Jareth which leads to trouble in the Underground.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,762 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Mute by wolflover777 reviews
Fang's new neighbor, Max, was given vocal cord paralysis in an accident when she was younger. Max looks fine, but can Fang heal the broken part inside of her? Will they fall in love? Will Fang ever figure out what happened to her mysterious father? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Max, Fang
A Lost Promise by LadyBastet92 reviews
Over a hundred years ago, Alice left Underland with a promise to return, but never did. Now in the modern day, an Alice Kingsley finds herself in Underland, with no memories of her old friends and adventures, but with a whole new challenge to face. HxA MD
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,876 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Where It Belongs by Tara1993 reviews
Alice and Hatters thoughts about each other and their growing romance through the movie, plus a few scenes added by me that I thought flow with the story. Chapter 11 now up!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Untold Story of Adrian's Heart by niicoleelee reviews
Vampire Academy series from Adrian's perspective
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,748 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Adrian I., Rose H.
A Million Miggy Moments by ShadowsofDestruction13 reviews
Moments throughout the series where I think Miggy would work.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Max, Iggy
A Matter of Memory by Jade V. MacGregor reviews
When a new threat to Underland emerges, it is up to the Hatter to retrieve the Champion, restore her memories, and prepare her for the coming battle. A/H pairing plus some action/adventure thrown in.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Waking Up by Brumeier reviews
A retelling of the movie from Hatter's POV, with added scenes to fill in some gaps.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,517 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Always Mine by Dreamin.of.Scotland reviews
I'd been in love with Rachel since 7th Grade, every slushie I threw at her was my way of getting her attention. And now in my Junior year at McKinley High; I was ready to make her mine. Orginally VickyC1's adopted by me.ON HIATUS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Revesed Side by SilentLaughter reviews
Twists that lead Alice into the arms of the Knave of Hearts!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Compulsion gone wrong by lauredward reviews
What if Adrian and Rose ended up together in some kind of weird twisted way? Find out by reading this! XD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,671 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Max Ride, Meeting by localisedmorphia reviews
Iggy Fang Nudge are one family,Max Gazzy Angel are another. Meet for the first time at school. Iggy hates Lissa,Fang's girlfriend,so does Max. Fang decides likes Max,but so does Iggy. Who'll Max choose, Fang or Iggy?...or Sam, or Dylan
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
All is Fair in Love War and Highschool by gleeksinlove reviews
Rachel is dating Finn Puck is in love with Rachel Quinn may have a crush on Finn and everyone is the best of friends...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Their New Life by WearyWanderer reviews
This story takes place right where the book ends. Sorry, I suck at summaries. VivianGabriel
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007
Shades of Grey by fyd818 reviews
Curious about the world that took Alice away from him, Hatter goes to Otherland to investigate. He finds Alice, but she is not quite ready to return to her true home. He will wait for her Above, but something is terribly wrong… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,494 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Call It Fate by jayseeo reviews
Loosely based on Sweet Home Alabama, we see Rachel come back to Lima, Ohio in hopes of finally divorcing her husband so she can get on with her life. But what happens when she discovers that her life is and always was in Ohio? Home is where the heart is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,636 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Kiss the Stranger by Impending Reality reviews
Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see. Iggy can see what the others miss. He can see Max- Iggy/Max. R&R one-shot ...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Iggy, Max
Only A Dream by GeniusMadness reviews
The Knave and Alice make a deal. Continued upon request! People are strange and things get complicated. Stayne won’t let Alice forget her promise and she comes to find that everyone has their secrets -- Stayne/Alice, possibly more later
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K.
Jealousy by Fire Wolf12 reviews
How does Iggy feel about the obvious relationship between Max and Fang? My very first fanfic! Please read and review! A love triangle with Max, Iggy, and Fang!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,815 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Iggy, Max
Slushie Shots by WheezerSneezer reviews
Mike gestured wildly and vaguely at Puck. “Dude! You think that I would know? I don’t know what goes on in their heads! Girls are crazy, and you picked the craziest one out there!” He paused, before quickly tacking on, “Rachel’s nice, though.”
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,483 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
A Matter of Trust by stress reviews
Five times when Hatter told the truth, and one time when Alice actually believed him. Alice/Hatter. Six short scenes set during the run of the mini-series. Complete.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,160 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Icy Fashions by ofmakebelieve reviews
What if Rachel had been the one Finn was forced to “slushie” in Mash-Up? How would Puck have reacted? Puckelberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Mistakes by TheOfficialAliceCullenWannabe reviews
What if something else happened the night Damon came to visit Elena on pg. 435 of The Struggle? What if Elena had invited him in her bedroom? What if... Elena realized she was in love with Damon every bit as much as she loves Stefan?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Damon, Elena
With Fang's wings by ironfaery reviews
Various one-shots in Fang’s point of view through the series. Starting with the kiss in book one.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Fang, Max
Fang by Person95 reviews
This is The Angel Experiment book one in Fang's POV. What was Fang thinking when Max was gone and possibly dead?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Fang, Max
When jealousy and love collide by littledhampir.skyvanallen reviews
Mason survives the Spokane attack and Dimitri tries to get Rose back. Does the attack makes her connection stronger with Mason or will she go back with Dimitri? Or does she chose Adrian.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,308 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Vampire Academy: Dimitri's Tale by RosemarieH reviews
This is Vampire Academy in Dimitri's pov. Every chapter.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,385 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Game of Jealousy by PeruvianChick reviews
Max finally tells Fang how she feels. And he rejects her. What will she do? Will Iggy offer to help?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Passion by SkyBlueTattoo reviews
Fang isn't feeling well so Max goes to check on him, she gets quite a bit more then she bargained for. Iggy wants to know what happened, but how far will he go to find out? FAX! Rated for major kissing and suggestive dialogue... mostly from Iggy. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ten Ways by kikofreako reviews
I've told Max a thousand times... she just doesn't hear me. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Next Contestant by Sunchaser55 reviews
Based on when the flock was attending normal school. Fang is extremely jealous of Sam's relationship with Max. What plans will Fang come up with to harm Sam, while also making himself seem innocent in Max's eyes?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Hallway Encounters by Captain Atticus reviews
Various oneshots featuring short meetings in the hallways of school the Flock attended when living with Anne.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2007
Her Angel, Her Monster by Dahlila reviews
Vivian and Gabriel are going on a skiing trip during Christmas break, hoping to have some peace from the pack, but they meet three loup garous. When Gabriel gets bitten and becomes sick what will happen when he attacks Vivian?CHAPTER 8 POSTED!R&R
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
See Me by Nightwingstar reviews
All Iggy wants is for Max to see him... he wants her to see him the way he see's her. IggyMaxFang Complete 1st Miggy implied story! ...Nominated in the First Ever Maximum Ride Fanfiction Awards...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Lorelai's First Time by daviderl31 reviews
Twentyeight year old Lorelai Gilmore goes into Luke's Diner for the first time.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Mutants plus High School equals Trouble reviews
The flock members don't know each other and they're going to high school. That can only mean one thing: trouble. Read and Review. AU all human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Max