The Vampire Kunoichi
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Joined 07-07-14, id: 5875867, Profile Updated: 01-31-17
Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.

UPDATE: Chapter 3 of Akatsuki Babies is almost complete. Sorry for putting it off for so long. I have been busy (especially with the exams), lazy, and cursed with a bit of writer's block. But not to worry, it will be uploaded soon!

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I am person, not only am I a person, I'm also a vampire

Not only am I a vampire, but I'm also a kunoichi

Not only am I a kunoichi, but I'm also a vampire kunoichi

Yes, a vampire kunoichi that loves anime and video games

Stories I'm Working On:
Akatsuki Babies--Chapter 1 will be uploaded soon, though it may be a little boring. But don't worry, I've already finished Chapter 2 (it was intended to be Chapter 1 but after re-reading it, I realized it made more sense to make it Chapter 2).

My favorite Dragon Ball Z pairings

Android 18 X Vegeta

Android 18 X Krillin

Android 18 X Trunks

Vegeta X Bulma

Goku X Bulma

My favorite Naruto pairings

Naruto X Hinata

Gaara X Hinata (I dunno why, but it sounds like a cute pairing)

Shikamaru X Temari

Shikamaru X Ino

Neji X Tenten

Lee X Tenten

Sasuke X Sakura

Sasuke X Karin

Suigetsu X Karin

Pain X Konan

Jiraiya X Tsunade

My favorite Fairy Tail pairings

Natsu x Lisanna

Natsu x Lucy

Gray x Juvia

Gajeel x Levi

Loke x Lucy

Jellal x Erza

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Let's play with L and Light! by SmileWave reviews
"Hey guys. You know how you try games that people play a lot? You should try Amnesia. It's soooo scary.." Says Matsuda. Light flips his hair, "Amnesia? Is that an online game?" "Yes, I have it on my laptop.. Cause I think you have to pay for it.." Matsuda hands Light the laptop. "Light-kun? You're going to play it?" asks L, who slides his desk chair next to Light. Cont in chpt 5
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 26,824 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Light Y., L
DBZ Court by nedthejanitor reviews
Justin's a judge. Justin's judging DBZ characters. The DBZ characters sue each other for extremely stupid reasons. Who is Justin? Some dude I made up. Fair rulings? Doubt it. Any knowledge of real life law? Absolutely not.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 60 - Words: 73,157 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Cell, Android 18 - Complete
When Oto Ninja Make Mistakes by Midnathething reviews
When the Sound Four leave to take Uchiha Sasuke from Konoha they take the wrong barrel. Saki barrels do look a lot like the barrel they were told to take, so accidentally ending up with a drunken Uchiha totally isn't their fault, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kimimaro K., Gaara, Lee R., Naruto U. - Complete
HFIL's Kitchen by nedthejanitor reviews
Chef Jordan Gatsby has faced daunting challenges before in his show Hell's Kitchen, but how will he cope when this year's 16 contestants consist of people like Goku and Vegeta! Find out in this quest to determine the best chef in DBZ!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013
DBZ Jeopardy by nedthejanitor reviews
On public television, no one can hear you scream at stupid DBZ characters, cuz ain't no one watchin' anyway. Justin hosts an abridged version of Jeopardy based on Dragonball Z, and the characters in the show still manage to get questions wrong. Durrp.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,665 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Dr. Gero - Complete
I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka by jjwitdaheydiddydiddy
I present to you, the trial of Light Yagami. Crack, Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
OujiSama! Fight for Your Man! by Mrs. Trunks Briefs reviews
Sequel to OujiSama! Become My Wife! Goku and Vegeta are living happily when a granted wish threatens to pull them apart! Not that Vegeta is going to give up his man without a fight! Chapter 7 is finally up! YAOI
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Goku, Vegeta
Therapy by meganechan720 reviews
People like them don't have "friends." But Vegeta and Eighteen's quiet acceptance of each other's company is tested when Bulma decides Vegeta needs therapy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Vegeta, Android 18 - Complete
Something Reasonable by ScriptedScarlet reviews
Before S.I.N.'s fighting tournament, Seth promised Juri Han he would give her anything she desired, so long as it was "reasonable." Well, the tournament is just weeks away, and Juri finally comes to collect. What on earth could she possibly want?
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Seth, Juri - Complete
OujiSama! Become My Wife! by Mrs. Trunks Briefs reviews
G/V YAOI! In a strange turn of events, Goku must fake marry Vegita! What happens when real love becomes involved? The final chapter is up!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,977 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The Messed Up Saga by MrTennek reviews
Join Vegeta and Goku as they embark on a mystical journey involving androids, time travel, sauerkraut, laughing gas, college diplomas, and a whole lot of other crazy crap.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Goku's Trip to Bologna by MrTennek reviews
Goku and his unwilling cohort Vegeta travel to the country of Bologna to research the history of a certain beloved mystery meat.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Goku's Cooking Tips l Season One l by MrTennek reviews
Goku holds a weekly and often hazardous cooking show, offering all sorts of amazing recipes and helpful tips.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Goku, Vegeta
The Accident by MrTennek reviews
Goku and Gohan decide to play a prank on Vegeta, but of course, like always, things go horribly awry.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Advice from you by Mrs. Trunks Briefs reviews
Goku and Trunks team up together to get Bulma and Vegita to fall in love! But will they succeed? Found out! Yamcha bashings so not for Yamcha lovers! CHAPTER 24 & 25 IS UP! THE END IS HERE! RUN! COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,006 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
VegetaSugarChaos by Krystal Fire680 reviews
Vegeta found two pounds of sugar. This means time for pure chaos.(COMPLETE)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete
Frieza's Haunted Island5 by Falling Towards Heaven reviews
Last time on FHI, we found out that Frieza forgot to make a way to kill him! Therefore, the barrier could NOT be destroyed! Then they found out that the island is gradually sinking! Will our heroes plummet to the bottom of the ocean with the island? Read
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002
Baby Chronicles: Goku and Vegeta by ChibieGohan reviews
A few bored monks...plus Goku and Vegeta...o.o; Well lets say there was some shrinkage....
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
Frieza's Haunted Island4 by Falling Towards Heaven reviews
Same as last time (FHI 3), but this time Frieza forgets to make a way to kill him! So therefore, the barrier cannot be destroyed. Will they have to make their home on the island PERMANENT??? Read on to find out! (Please read FHI 1,2, &3 first!!!!!!)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 11/15/2002
Frieza’s Haunted Island³ by Falling Towards Heaven reviews
Same as last time (FHI 2), but everyone gets transported in broad daylight when Frieza comes to get them. Trunks packs a mysterious Game System, and Videl packs a Karaoke Machine with almost all of the CDs in the world! ^_^ Hope you enjoy!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 10/28/2002
Frieza's Haunted Island² by Falling Towards Heaven reviews
Same characters as last time(minus SK and Dende), but I’m (hoping) this one is more humorous. This story starts out with Trunks and Goten having a sleepover at Capsule Corp., then Frieza transports them back to FHI while they are ASLEEP! ^_^ Enjoy!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2002 - Published: 10/18/2002
Frieza's Haunted Island by Falling Towards Heaven reviews
This is a PURE humor fic…. DBZ characters Yang-Cha, Goku, Gohan, Goten, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta, Bulma, Supreme Kai, Trunks, Dendae, and a special appearance made by FRIEZA!!!!!!! Most characters are OOC(Out Of Character) period, but others are only OO
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 10/8/2002
Personal Slave by VegetaGokuLover reviews
While ChiChi and Bulma are away, Vegeta accidentily breaks Goku's leg! Now, the Prince of All Saiyans, has to be Goku's slave for two days!! ***FINISHED!!!***
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Vegeta, Goku
Badmiton Nets are Evil! by SSJSkaterTrunks reviews
Vegeta and Goku attempt to play badminton. Now Gohan tries but what's stopping him? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! ///UPDATED: Ch. 9...check it out!\\\
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Cell, Gohan
Goku and Vegeta super babies...? by Kristin3 reviews
A cute story about how Goku and Vegeta get turned into Babies by goku's old enime Pilaf. Goku and Vegeta go through adventures as babies together much to the dislikement of vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2002 - Published: 12/22/2001 - Goku, Vegeta
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Akatsuki Babies reviews
So what if the Akatsuki you know and love just-so-happened to turn into a bunch of babies? Well..you can find out how here. Yeah. So this is basically the first story I've published since last year. I'm excited to see how this turns out. Will the Akatsuki get back to normal? Will they survive? Who is the mysterious man? Is Darth Vader really Luke's father! Rated T For Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2015
Z Warriors! Parody of Teen Titans reviews
This is something I came up with after listening to the Japanese version of the opening to Teen Titans; imagine Vegeta singing; anyway this is my first fanfic so...yeah. Enjoy, and don't forget to Read and Review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete