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Icy mistake by Talosher reviews
Santana is furious because of Blaine's accident. She confronts Sebastian at Dalton, but things go wrong. MULTICHAPTER
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Santana L., Blaine A., Sebastian S.
The Word 'It' Can Be An Euphemism For A Lot Of Things by hellointernet reviews
...including, but not limited to, bad movie parodies. They are world's deadliest assassins. They identities are a secret... even from each other. This is supposed to sound like the trailer but failing rather badly. Mr. and Mrs. Okita.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Kagura, Okita S.
Hormones and Whatnots by Kenchikka reviews
[Mini-series] In which Okita Sougo gets worked up regarding his rival's journey through puberty. Rated T for language and suggested themes.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016 - [Kagura, Okita S.]
Marrying the Woman I Hate by queenOhearts reviews
Sequel to "Reasons I Hate Santana Lopez" Sebastian Smythe plans on proposing to the love (and hate) of his life. Easy? Nothing is ever easy when it involves Santana Lopez.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Santana L., Sebastian S.]
Roommates by Pahreza reviews
AU. Kagura and Sougo are roommates and don't quite get along. After Sougo leaves a huge mess for Kagura to clean up she finds a way for him to make it up to her. Romance story with smutty lemon story in later chapters, just because there aren't and never will be enough of these.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,303 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Kagura, Okita S.
We Can't Change by queendurin reviews
Santana has a weakness. Her weakness is for a guy who wears stupid cologne, has a stupid smirk and looks like a meerkat. He also happens to be the guy who nearly blinded one of her friends and the captain of their biggest competition. [I suck at summaries]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Sebastian S., Santana L.] - Complete
Lesson 5: Mealtimes are meant for conversation more than food by thirteenchrysanthemums reviews
Kondo learns that footsie isn't the worst game to play at the table.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Kagura, Okita S.] Kondō I. - Complete
Stuck in a Dreadful Mission by SleepingNanny reviews
Kagura, a member of the Harusame, was given a special task by the admiral to spy on the Shinsengumi. First thing she knew was that she joined the group as a male; second, she was found out by a certain sadist; third, she became their entertaining prisoner; fourth, they used her to foil the Harusame and the Kiheitai's plan; and fifth, lovesick puppies followed her wherever she went.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Kagura, Okita S.
Toy by The Cuboid reviews
To live in poverty means their parents cannot afford a toy. But Kamui had his own methods to fulfil his sister extravagant wishes. Oblivious to her brother cruelty, she loved the present, she loved her brother. A drabble of stories that tells how Kamui and Kagura came to be
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Kagura, Kamui, Abuto, Umibōzu
When He Thinks She is Obsessed with Him by D0ll reviews
"Oh sure you left you're earrings in the sink by 'accident'." Sebastian doesn't want a serious relationship, but is confused when Santana agrees with him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2015
Lesson 3: Couples see no difference in public and private areas by thirteenchrysanthemums reviews
Yamazaki learns that ignorance isn't bliss but a mixture of stupidity and denial.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Okita S., Kagura] Yamazaki S. - Complete
The Greatest Battle in Life is Marriage by LuvinAniManga reviews
Kagura and Okita Sougo have been rivals since the moment they met. No challenge is too great or too small for them to settle, and none is out of bounds. No request, no matter how ridiculous, catches them by surprise. So when Sougo challenges Kagura to marry him during a drinking game, she accepts, with ALL the strings attached. First to cry "divorce" loses. RATED M FOR LEMON.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Kagura, Okita S.] - Complete
The Deal by D0ll reviews
To say Santana hates Sebastian would be putting it mildly, to say Santana hates Sebastian with the intensity of 50 million suns, that would be more accurate. But to win over her abuela's approval she would do just about anything even pretend to be his girlfriend. Sebastian wants to inherit his father's company the problem is his father doesn't think he's ready so they make a deal.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Sebastian S., Santana L.
Nothing goes to plan by PotterAvenger reviews
Sebastian was meant to spy on the competition. But of course, nothing goes to plan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,228 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Santana L., Jeff, Nick, Sebastian S. - Complete
Just another one by PotterAvenger reviews
"Have you" he paused "Have you ever had feelings for a girl before?" Sebastian shook his head "Not that I can remember" Hunter grinned at his friend "Have you ever had feelings for anyone?" He shook his head again "Not really" Hunter patted Sebastian on the back "Welcome my friend, to the world of love." Sebastian moved away from Hunter. "I'm not in love with her."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,051 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Rachel B., Santana L., Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Crescendo by iamthelostandfound reviews
Santana Lopez had a bad habit of making bad decisions. Soon enough, Sebastian Smythe would add himself to her list of bad decisions. Sebastian Smythe had a bad habit of making bad decisions. Santana Lopez might just be a good one.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Reasons Why I Hate Santana Lopez by queenOhearts reviews
AU: 21 year-old Sebastian Smythe wishes to end his "friendship" with his childhood friend, Santana Lopez. To do so, he writes her a list of reasons of why he hates her. However, as he lists down each reason they don't sound as bad as he had perceived them to be. Sequel in progress!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Santana L., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Lean on Me by queenOhearts reviews
Santana is working in New York City but isn't as happy as she had though she would be. An unexpected person appears to help fix things. Bad summary, better story. Started as a friendship story but evolved to a romance. Sebtana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Santana L., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Falling For The Enemy by zefronlover19 reviews
The New Directions and the Warblers are arch enemies. But two will find themselves being drawn to one another. Santana Lopez of the New Directions and Sebastian Smythe, Captain of the Warblers. But falling for one another is against the rules. A modern day Romeo and Juliet... with singing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Can You Pass The Avocado? by Cambie reviews
Sebtana. Color Me Mine. Need I say more? One-shot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Rock Steady by milkyourpigs reviews
Santana swore she'd never even think about Sebastian Smythe again...but then he turns up when she needs help the most with an ingenious idea to get rid of Rachel's psychotic boyfriend once and for all. (Dark themes. Escort!Sebastian. New York trio)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,708 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
trial and error by ribbons-red reviews
"Alrighty, brave and loyal compatriots of the Shinsengumi. Our problem? One irritable Okita-taichou. Our objective? Getting Kagura-sama to become his girlfriend. Likely outcome? We're so screwed." [Okita x Kagura]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,256 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Okita S., Kagura
Of Flyers and Frills by Aeneid reviews
A simple visit to a maid cafe led to... unusual circumstances. Rated T for future content and heavy swearing.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Okita S., Kagura]
As Long As You Love Me by random-gleekV reviews
Some secrets are hard to keep, but when it matters, the lengths people would go to in hope to keep them are extreme. Will these lengths work, though? And how long before it's not a secret anymore? Sebtana
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Jealous by strawberriesandchocolate reviews
Sebastian Smythe jealous? Never.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Sebastian S., Santana L.
The Sweetest Lie by Aeneid reviews
Class 3-Z setting. Falling for the guy who probably didn't give a damn about her might be hard, but lying to him might be the hardest thing she's ever done, aside from making sure she could still keep up with the pretense. Rated T for Kagura's potty mouth, as always.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Okita S., Kagura]
City Kids by sarfateith reviews
Going out to some slutty bar with Rachel wasn't exactly her idea of a great time. The bartender, though, somehow manages to change her mind about that. AU Sebastian/Santana in NYC.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
You Want Me Too by inklovealways reviews
Santana and Sebastian just can't seem to get each other out of their heads after their 'Smooth Criminal' showdown. Pairing - Sebtana, Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,287 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Smolder by AriaEverard reviews
"You want to play a game, Smythe? Fine, let's play a game. Let's do this then." Sebastian Smythe and Santana Lopez didn't know how dangerous their little game really was. T for language and sexual content.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Maybe I was Just Confused by Death by Fallen Star reviews
Santana's a lesbian since she's in love with Britney, and Sebastian has a messed up past but he's stil gay. So why is it when they meet, being gay is the farthest thing from their minds? Rating it T, but it's close to M sometimes. Sebtana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,017 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
In That Moment by RoseFleur reviews
What Santana least expected in that moment, was to be stood on the streets of New York, with coffee in her bra and Sebastian Smythe smirking down at her after so many years. And in every moment after that, the unexpected kept happening. FF. S/S. T/M.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,598 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Pas De Deux by Enchantable reviews
Inspired by Smooth Criminal. They start out with angry sex in a closet and end up somewhere south of a relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Monster Love by paperache reviews
In which Okita attempts to bed Kagura and Hijikata attempts to control his sanity. ONE SHOT. LIME-ISH
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Three Deadly Words by RenjiLuvah reviews
A woman's quest to winning a man's heart, even if she has to kill him in the process. Rated for language, vague nudity, and crude humor. \\OkiKagu/ OneShot: A Prologue of Till Death Do Us Part
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Gorillas are Men Too by RenjiLuvah reviews
I'm going to hell for this! Quick! Toushiro! Sougo-kun! Help me! Wait. Who was he kidding? They wouldn't help him. Matter of fact, they were the ones to blame for this mess... \\KonTae/ and hinted \\OkiKagu/ Rated for language and sexual themes.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Tae S./Otae, Kondō I. - Complete