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Brutally honest when it comes reviews, I will tell you why you or your story sucks and what to fix.

Hey I'm Nigel D'arkha Sammahn Muto.

Age: Old (Not my first account)

Hobbies: Exercising, Boxing, Taekwondo, Being a Gadfly, Cooking, Playing League now and then.

Likes: Tofu, Spicy Foods, Pastries, Reading.

Dislikes: Sour Foods, Perverts. Bad writers.

I'll get straight to the point, If I write it'll most likely be about the naruto universe, why? because I know way to much about it from reading the manga and watching the anime from watching/reading Masashi Kishimoto's interviews, Expert in the field of neighruto.

Stories I enjoy reading mostly involve Si/OC, The Gamer, Reincarnation, Transmigration.

Mostly involving Naruto on occasion Harry Potter when they're done well.

I don't read what are in my opinion bad fanfiction, Example they change the charaters into a straight up cynical bastards, sex crazed fiends (I'm a bit of a prude) or make the character fucking unrecognizable, the bad writer trope of having their protagonist's reveal that the worlds they're in is a books\shows for kids and the people he tells are just fine with knowing that, which is just shitty writing and incredibly stupid to think that they would be fine with that, the looked down upon cliches and over used unrealistic existential crisis every SI goes through examples, I have knowledge of this world and know when everyone will die time to freak out and cry, what if they find out my secrets (even though its unlikely) time to freak out also known as fake tension, oh know i'v been put into a child's body time to cry about it and brood over the fact that they've taken over someones body, not even thinking they might have been reincarnated." Retarded writers are retarded.

My English needs some work I know.

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The Clarity of Everything by Dante Kreisler reviews
And by everything, he meant absolutely nothing. A second life was complicated enough when traveling with the Avatar. Self-Insert OC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,883 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Aang, Sokka, Katara, OC
Birth and Re-Death by ThreeDollarBratwurst reviews
I swear, every time I turn around, someone else has got a clever idea to get me killed. And it usually works. Death doesn't seem too keen on sticking with me, though, so I guess I can get over it. Self-insert, mostly for fun. Rated T for now, might change in future.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 343,978 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Maribelle, OC
Y'know Nothing Jon Snow! by Umodin reviews
Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/20/2015 - OC
Lost in Ylisse: Ashigaru by Annoying POW marine reviews
Harvest never wanted for much, growing up. Family, friends, everything he could ever want was his, or within reach. Now, he finds himself at the center of warring feudal armies, undead, and divine forces on Ylisse. Will he realize what game hes in? Probably not, after all he never played the game. Maybe, he'll pull though, after all he is an Ashigaru. Insert, Gamer, 3rd person.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,548 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, OC
Detergent by cherryvvoid reviews
Her new father was the Shoten shop keeper from that one anime with the swords. Shimei could only wonder what woman was crazy enough to get it on with Mr. Hat n' Clogs? Because really, Kisuke Urahara was NOT father material. SI-as-Urahara's-daughter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 3,548 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, Tessai T., OC
Pushing Up Daisies by WinchesterNimrod reviews
A grumpy, irritable old man is tossed into the Naruto-verse as Sasuke's twin brother and has a generally miserable time. [Male SI - swearing. On AO3. Story not dead I'm just hella busy - not abandoned - crack treated *seriously*]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Fugaku U.
Unexpectedly, I have become Hikigaya Hachiman by minhmap859 reviews
A story born from the combination of a certain antisocial and disillusioned high schooler and a pathetically apathetic college student, both hell bent on finishing their own shitty chapter of youth, stubbornly set in their own way like a bull on a warpath. Or something. I mean, this is a shitty summary. Perfect fit for a shitty self-insert fic, don't you agree?
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,570 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/16/2017
Multiverser Sample by ProjectMultiverse reviews
Ever heard of an anime called Shomin Sample? No? Go watch it. If you have, then you basically know what's gonna go down, just a self-insert here along with some shit that don't make sense. I curse a lot by the way. Anyway enjoy. Or not. I don't know, do something.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 10/5/2017
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Out Of This World: The Ashen One by NunuBoy135 reviews
Kyle Ashen, an average joe, one day walked down the street, got hit by a car, and woke up as Ash Ketchum right on the very first day of his journey. After having a minor panic attack Kyle has decided to play along, having had enough of his boring life in the real world as it is. OC, but not self-insert. I own nothing except my OCs.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,298 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Elekid, OC
The Hyuuga That Changed Destiny by Lucency reviews
I shook my head, avoiding his gaze. I promise not to let you die, is what I didn't say. [SI OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,191 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Neji H., Hanabi H., OC
You Only Have Two Lives by Dango Dango Daikazoku reviews
"For you, I present a rose." Before I could take hold of the lonesome hand, a loud shrill rang though the air. A pretty face approached me. "Sasuke stop! You already have a line of lovers! Stop adding more!" What? She wants me to ruin my woman-n-man-nizer status? No way am I going to do that! Self-Insert/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,233 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Sasuke U., OC
Blonding by Revantio Van Cario reviews
Minato never asked for an older brother in his life. If he doesn't have one, Minato imagined, he will not ask anyone to give him one. / "MY LITTLE BROTHER IS THE HANDSOMEST, AWESOMEST, KINDEST, CUTEST, BESTEST LITTLE BROTHER IN THIS WORLD! YOU HEAR THAT YOU PUNK?" / But now he have one; a twin even, and yes, Minato silently admits, he does love his (embarrassing) older brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,619 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/7/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Minato N., OC
Sniper of AVALANCHE by Jiangshi reviews
Being sucked into an unknown world sucks. Especially if its from a game you haven't played, nor heard of before. Not a Self Insert. On Hiatus.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 1/10/2017 - OC
Luck Of The Draw by nvzblgrrl reviews
Gratuitous self-inserts have the potential to be very good or very, very bad. Add in an easily abused Devil Fruit power and watch the writer scramble. Warnings: Swearing (like sailors).
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,657 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Straw Hats P., OC
My Life As Orochimaru (SI) by 2Royal2Jello reviews
I wake up in Orochimaru's body. Will I steal everyone's body? Will I sacrifice children to the great snake Manda? Find out more in My Life As Orochimaru. Self insert genre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Orochimaru
Teachings of the Bard by thewhitepatch reviews
"Welcome to the world of Fire Emblem Awakening. I'm here to make sure you don't die in a stupid way. If you listen to me, your death will be heroic and dignified." A different sort of Self-Insert story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,945 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa, OC
Phenomenal Cosmic Power by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert fusion with a Mutants & Masterminds character I once played.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015
Brother to One by Night-Of-Mares reviews
So I died, which sucked. And ended up in the worst possible manga to be in, related to possibly the worst person to be related to. Self-Insert OC, I do not own the bloody world that is Bleach. Rated T at the moment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,624 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - S. Aizen, OC
To Be King by Riseha reviews
Life as Aizen Sosuke's only daughter was unlikely to be boring. That, at least, was the upside to this second life of mine. Alternate Universe, semi-SI, OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Ichigo K., R. Unohana, S. Aizen, OC
Naruto: New game New challenge by Smogged Troll reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, jinchuuriki of the nine-tailed fox, future Hokage and video game character? follow Naruto as his life takes a turn as new abilities and strength comes into play.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,400 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Naruto U.
One Piece Adventure RPG by The OC Bro reviews
Falling into a new world is one thing. But falling in a world teeming with pirates, dangerous islands, humongous sea monsters and beings with super powers is another! Heres hoping that he doesn't mess things up. A story for the ages spanning the whole 24 years of the great Pirate Era. VIDEO GAME PLOT. NOT YAOI
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,396 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Zoro, Shanks, Mihawk, OC
Free From the Puppet Master by Soberman reviews
A simple life was the one that Matthew Fox had lived. That simple life was thrown away, however, when he met a strange rich man. Now thrown into a world he thought only to be fictional. How will he survive? Semi Self-Insert, OC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - OC
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
He's right that I don't need to be popular by For The Worst reviews
A self-insert story because; why not? After reading watamote, I feel that this is what I should do, at the least I should make her be herself, and toss out the idea of being "popular". Kuroki Tomoko, beneath all of her sarcastic remarks knew that she only wants everyone to accept her for who she is, so a help by a foreign was needed for this.
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013
Curse of the Self Insert by Odeeyou reviews
What would really, and I mean REALLY happen if you took someone from our world and put them in the world of Gundam Wing? Chaos. Here's a healthy dose of reality to all those self insert stories.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 4/23/2005
Steel Winged Angel by Thesephirothclone reviews
Title Change, origionally Am I in Final Fantasy 7? Been too long since the last chapter, and no that summer is here, Im back. Self insertion. ps. I realize i need a spell checker.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005