![]() Before I start anything there is one thing you should know.I DO NOT DO FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW OR READ FOR READ!Sorry and thanks. Hello everyone my name is Alexandra T Spears but everyone calls me Alex unless your my brother William. I have short dark Brown hair and the regular Shinigami eyes and pale skin. There is a profile picture of what I look like chibi style. "what a boyfriend should do" When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?" If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will: Call you I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. repost this if u hate stereo types. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house. FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover. FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend. FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick. FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. 40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored: 1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (LOL) 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it. If you agree to no racism post this on your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book or a cartoon/ television show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of girls would scream and cry is Harry Styles jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! femalepick up line comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Repost if your happily single! Funny Quotes! Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that? God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. I hear your silence loud and clear. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can I miss you if you never left? Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff… There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Therapist The/rapist... scary thought… I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows? At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me. This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me? Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while. 1. Your real name: Alexandra. 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xarxlearnda. 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Aleizzle. 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Green Kitten. 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): First name only sorry guys, and why the heck would I tell you what street I lived on? 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Speal. 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Tea. 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Umm.. I'l pass. 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black... I don't have a pet... 100 Random Things About Me Copied from RizReviewer's page. 1. Age? 17. 2. Height? 6"0 and still growing. 3. Eyes? The usual Shinigami Green. 4. Have any tattoos? Not yet. 5. And piercings? Ears, Lips, Nose and Eyebrow. 6. Fave food? Apples. 7. Fave pizza topping? Um, cheese? 8. Fave drink? Green Tea. 9. Siblings? My brother William T Spears. 10. Been in a fight? Plenty of times. 11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Nope! I'm single and proud of it! I have enough stuff to deal with without throwing some guy in the mix... Unless its Claude *Le sigh*. 12. Weight? That is a death wish. 13. Fave snack? Ohh I'll eat just about anything when I'm hungry. 14. Fave candy? Anything chocolate!!!! 15. Fave movie? Too many to count. 16. Fave show? I happen to like icarly. 17. Do you smoke? No thats gross. 18. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes, or better yet, black hair ;). 19. Any scars? A couple yes, Shinigami training is rough. 20. Fave music? I like pretty much anything. 21. Fave actor? Tom Felton. 22. Where do you live? The U.K. 23. Do you miss anyone right now? Um, should I? 24. Last person who made you cry? I DON'T CRY!! (Anyone who knows me knows that is the truth) 25. Do you enjoy school? No don't be stupid. 26. Desires? The usual. Become a high ranking Shinigami and yell at Will "I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT, I TOLD YOU!!!" And be married to Claude *Le sigh*. 27. Fave fast food joint? McDonalds. 28. What's the last thing you drank? Green tea. 29. What are you doing right now? Hellooooo, I'm writing this! 30. Where would you like to go? Always wanted to visit Claude but Will won't let me :'(. 31. Are you in a relationship? Once again, I'm happily single. 32. Ever been arrested? Yep. 33. Ever had a stalker? Yeah my best friend Grell stalked me for awile then we became friends. 34. Ever gone sky-diving? No, not yet. 35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I'm not going to die. I'm a Shinigami we're immortal. 36. Is there a God? Mabey. If theres angels why not god? 37. Do you have a cell phone? Yeah how else would Will yell at me from long distences. 38. Are you squeamish? I'm am a Shinigami who is best friends with Grell aka Jack the Ripper what the hell do you think. 39. Are you a human? No I'm just a simple (Cough. Crazy. Cough) Shinigami living among the humans. *Whispers* I am also Batman shhhh. 40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? How the Fuck should I know? 41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Jumping from a 12 foot tree when I was 5. 42. Do people find you attractive? I think so my friends say they do. 43. What annoys you? You want the long list or………….the long list? 44. What are you afraid of? Nothing. 45. Gold or silver? Gold!!!!! 46. Are people afraid of you? Some. *grins evilly* 47. Do you sing in public? Yeah, I randomly sing in the city for the fun of it. 48. Ever been screwed over? What the heck? 49. Does money make people happy? No. The thought of what money can buy is what makes people happy. 50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Not really. they have completely screwed up there planet's natural resources, destroyed over a quarter of the forests, polluted the water supply, killed off five hundred unique species, poisoned there air and pumped enough toxins to stun a mammoth. They are pretty much screwed. 51. What's your hair look like? Short dark Brown and tidy. 52. First job? That was paid? None but if I should be getting paid for being a Shinigami then I better start seeing some money or heads are gonna role. 53. Do you like meeting new people? Yup! I will randomly go up to people and be like “Hey! I know you from somewhere!” I love when people try to figure out how I know them. It’s a great conversation starter. 54. Do you get along with your parents? I don't rearly remember my parents. 55. Ever played strip poker? Yeah I got dared to. 56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yeah aparently they don't like it when you yell at them. 57. Ever been in a car accident? Nope. 58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 12 people like to push me down them. 59. Do you care what people think of you? No if they don't like me then they are not awesome. 60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? As a Shinigami being yelled at by Will. You know the usual. 61. Are you afraid of the dark? Naw. 62. What kind of car do you have? None I don't need one. 63. Time you were born? Like around 12:00 p.m. I think. I don’t remember that day well…… 64. Ever break any bones? Yeah well thats what happens when you fall down 12 flights of stares. 65. Fave childhood toy? My tea set you are never to old to have a tea party with your stuffed animals. 66. Fave author? J.K.Rowling. 67. Are you a paranoid person? Kinda. If you count me believing everyone in the city is out to get me then yes. Gotta watch your back man. 68. Have any enemies? Yep people don't like me much unless they are AWESOME!!!! 69. Are you afraid of heights? Nope :). 70. Last movie you watched? Grown ups 2. 71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? I don't know... 72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate!!! 73. Favorite color? Green. 74. What time do you usually wake up? Around 12:00. I have the luxury of sleeping in on the weekends 75. What are you doing? Well I'm... Wait! You already asked that!! 76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Everything and nothing. 77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? None. 78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Six. Being a Shinigami is a everyday type of thing. Its fun though. 79. Can you do a handstand? Me? I don’t want to die young... Or at all. 80. Are you an angry person? Depends on the situation. 81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Maybe. If you wake up tomorrow, the assassins didn’t do their job…… 82. Do you talk in your sleep? Yeah once I woke up Will by yelling "ONWARDS MY BROTHERS WE SHALL DISTEROY THEM TOGETHER!!!" Needless to say Will avoided me for a month. 83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don’t drink. 84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I’ve done it before so yeah. 85. Are you delusional? Depends. If visualizing Claude in a pair of jean-shorts, bare-chested and handing me a Green tea is delusional then yes, yes I am. 86. What is something that you are horrible at? Spelling! Can’t spell to save my life! 87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Actually take the time to fill this out. 88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Yeah. 89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? I’ll be a ninja. 90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Too many to list. 91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed. 92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Yes, no…………what was the question? 93. How are you feeling right now? Crazy you know the usual. 94. What annoys you about people? Idk, the fact we have to talk to each other. 95. Do you dislike children? I love children... Sometimes. 96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I could climb a fence. 97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Why do I need brass knuckles? 98. Can you smile for me? You want to see a smile the go to Grell. 99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I wake up Will and make him go Reaping with me. 100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? The last time I was on it. Well bye all you little stalkers. |