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Joined 07-07-14, id: 5877787, Profile Updated: 07-08-14

Before I start anything there is one thing you should know.I DO NOT DO FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW OR READ FOR READ!Sorry and thanks. Hello everyone my name is Alexandra T Spears but everyone calls me Alex unless your my brother William. I have short dark Brown hair and the regular Shinigami eyes and pale skin. There is a profile picture of what I look like chibi style.

"what a boyfriend should do"

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:

Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell (Heck to the no).
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo (No I just have a lot of Black clothes).
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention (FREEDOM OF EXPRESION PEOPLE!!!).
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist (Animals have feelings too).
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (Fuck that).
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat (No I have a high metabolisim).
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (You don't want to cross that line women).
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (If I thought I was Black I would not have said this).
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Naw I'm just weird).
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve (Fuck that if anyone your naive for thinking that).
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot (No I have standerds).
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino (THE SUN BURNS!!! Why am I the only one who sees the evilness of it?).
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone (No actualy lots of people don't like me).
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't (Fuck you).
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (Well I am but thats besides the point).
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy (Oh I is cray cray alright but it aint cause of my humor).
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills (No I take a shower everyday).

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (Comics are cool).
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak (I am :D).
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker (How you find out O_O?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I will kill you).
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo Nope).
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (fuck that).
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth (I have great teeth and I hate cricket and I sound American if you must know).
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (I probably am).
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (NO I'M NOT!!! I just care).
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue (I probably am).
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE (I am).
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER (Nope).
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (Honestly I hate politics it so confusing).
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY (Naw I'm BI).
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Actualy I'm a Shinigami but I'm tecnicaly classed as a person).
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I am and I am AWESOME O_O).
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I STILL believe in MAGIC so I Must NEED a THERAPIST (I already have a therapist).
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid (HEY I'm only half stupid).
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (Naw I love myself).
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well my dad died and my mum is now depessed so yeah).
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK (Get real guys, I could take you out any day).
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a pain in the butt (Well I probaly am, but that's beside the point).
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend (Fuck that).
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible idiot.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (Why would people think that?!?!?).
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (Love acting and drama!!!!).
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be "doing" them all (They wish...).
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (There is NOTHING WRONG WITH MODESTY).
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy (Games are fun :D).
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (You sexist peace of shit).
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

repost this if u hate stereo types.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and yell "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun! Let's do it again"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you.

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine.

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick.
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President


Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (LOL)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it.

If you agree to no racism post this on your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book or a cartoon/ television show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry is Harry Styles jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

femalepick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Repost if your happily single!

Funny Quotes!

Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you

Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary

We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago

Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?

Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.

1. Your real name: Alexandra.

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xarxlearnda.

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Aleizzle.

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Green Kitten.

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): First name only sorry guys, and why the heck would I tell you what street I lived on?

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Speal.

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Tea.

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Umm.. I'l pass.

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black... I don't have a pet...

100 Random Things About Me Copied from RizReviewer's page.

1. Age? 17.

2. Height? 6"0 and still growing.

3. Eyes? The usual Shinigami Green.

4. Have any tattoos? Not yet.

5. And piercings? Ears, Lips, Nose and Eyebrow.

6. Fave food? Apples.

7. Fave pizza topping? Um, cheese?

8. Fave drink? Green Tea.

9. Siblings? My brother William T Spears.

10. Been in a fight? Plenty of times.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Nope! I'm single and proud of it! I have enough stuff to deal with without throwing some guy in the mix... Unless its Claude *Le sigh*.

12. Weight? That is a death wish.

13. Fave snack? Ohh I'll eat just about anything when I'm hungry.

14. Fave candy? Anything chocolate!!!!

15. Fave movie? Too many to count.

16. Fave show? I happen to like icarly.

17. Do you smoke? No thats gross.

18. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes, or better yet, black hair ;).

19. Any scars? A couple yes, Shinigami training is rough.

20. Fave music? I like pretty much anything.

21. Fave actor? Tom Felton.

22. Where do you live? The U.K.

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Um, should I?

24. Last person who made you cry? I DON'T CRY!! (Anyone who knows me knows that is the truth)

25. Do you enjoy school? No don't be stupid.

26. Desires? The usual. Become a high ranking Shinigami and yell at Will "I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT, I TOLD YOU!!!" And be married to Claude *Le sigh*.

27. Fave fast food joint? McDonalds.

28. What's the last thing you drank? Green tea.

29. What are you doing right now? Hellooooo, I'm writing this!

30. Where would you like to go? Always wanted to visit Claude but Will won't let me :'(.

31. Are you in a relationship? Once again, I'm happily single.

32. Ever been arrested? Yep.

33. Ever had a stalker? Yeah my best friend Grell stalked me for awile then we became friends.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? No, not yet.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I'm not going to die. I'm a Shinigami we're immortal.

36. Is there a God? Mabey. If theres angels why not god?

37. Do you have a cell phone? Yeah how else would Will yell at me from long distences.

38. Are you squeamish? I'm am a Shinigami who is best friends with Grell aka Jack the Ripper what the hell do you think.

39. Are you a human? No I'm just a simple (Cough. Crazy. Cough) Shinigami living among the humans. *Whispers* I am also Batman shhhh.

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? How the Fuck should I know?

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Jumping from a 12 foot tree when I was 5.

42. Do people find you attractive? I think so my friends say they do.

43. What annoys you? You want the long list or………….the long list?

44. What are you afraid of? Nothing.

45. Gold or silver? Gold!!!!!

46. Are people afraid of you? Some. *grins evilly*

47. Do you sing in public? Yeah, I randomly sing in the city for the fun of it.

48. Ever been screwed over? What the heck?

49. Does money make people happy? No. The thought of what money can buy is what makes people happy.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Not really. they have completely screwed up there planet's natural resources, destroyed over a quarter of the forests, polluted the water supply, killed off five hundred unique species, poisoned there air and pumped enough toxins to stun a mammoth. They are pretty much screwed.

51. What's your hair look like? Short dark Brown and tidy.

52. First job? That was paid? None but if I should be getting paid for being a Shinigami then I better start seeing some money or heads are gonna role.

53. Do you like meeting new people? Yup! I will randomly go up to people and be like “Hey! I know you from somewhere!” I love when people try to figure out how I know them. It’s a great conversation starter.

54. Do you get along with your parents? I don't rearly remember my parents.

55. Ever played strip poker? Yeah I got dared to.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yeah aparently they don't like it when you yell at them.

57. Ever been in a car accident? Nope.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 12 people like to push me down them.

59. Do you care what people think of you? No if they don't like me then they are not awesome.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? As a Shinigami being yelled at by Will. You know the usual.

61. Are you afraid of the dark? Naw.

62. What kind of car do you have? None I don't need one.

63. Time you were born? Like around 12:00 p.m. I think. I don’t remember that day well……

64. Ever break any bones? Yeah well thats what happens when you fall down 12 flights of stares.

65. Fave childhood toy? My tea set you are never to old to have a tea party with your stuffed animals.

66. Fave author? J.K.Rowling.

67. Are you a paranoid person? Kinda. If you count me believing everyone in the city is out to get me then yes. Gotta watch your back man.

68. Have any enemies? Yep people don't like me much unless they are AWESOME!!!!

69. Are you afraid of heights? Nope :).

70. Last movie you watched? Grown ups 2.

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? I don't know...

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate!!!

73. Favorite color? Green.

74. What time do you usually wake up? Around 12:00. I have the luxury of sleeping in on the weekends

75. What are you doing? Well I'm... Wait! You already asked that!!

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Everything and nothing.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? None.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Six. Being a Shinigami is a everyday type of thing. Its fun though.

79. Can you do a handstand? Me? I don’t want to die young... Or at all.

80. Are you an angry person? Depends on the situation.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Maybe. If you wake up tomorrow, the assassins didn’t do their job……

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Yeah once I woke up Will by yelling "ONWARDS MY BROTHERS WE SHALL DISTEROY THEM TOGETHER!!!" Needless to say Will avoided me for a month.

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don’t drink.

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I’ve done it before so yeah.

85. Are you delusional? Depends. If visualizing Claude in a pair of jean-shorts, bare-chested and handing me a Green tea is delusional then yes, yes I am.

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Spelling! Can’t spell to save my life!

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Actually take the time to fill this out.

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Yeah.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? I’ll be a ninja.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Too many to list.

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Yes, no…………what was the question?

93. How are you feeling right now? Crazy you know the usual.

94. What annoys you about people? Idk, the fact we have to talk to each other.

95. Do you dislike children? I love children... Sometimes.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I could climb a fence.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Why do I need brass knuckles?

98. Can you smile for me? You want to see a smile the go to Grell.

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I wake up Will and make him go Reaping with me.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? The last time I was on it.

Well bye all you little stalkers.