LonelyValentine
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Joined 07-07-14, id: 5877037
Author has written 12 stories for Wreck-It Ralph, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
The Savage Earth by MadnessJones reviews
G1: The story of how the Insecticons came to be. A small Decepticon crew survives crashing on earth, but must now learn to survive in a harsh world with no energon. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel - Complete
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Dark Prowl and His Pet reviews
The Chief Enforcer of Praxus will stop at nothing to have a short, silver, slim, and curvy-framed Polyhexian pleasuremech as his pet to satisfy his depraved desires. Chairs will be pushed up against walls!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Jazz, Prowl, Warpath - Complete
Viewer Beware reviews
Megatron wasn't sure what to expect when a badly shaken Soundwave presented the file of Buzzsaw's latest espionage. Viewing it, Decepticon command was greatly disturbed by what they saw. Apparently the Autobots treated their own offenders worse than the way they treated captured Decepticons. And whatever had Jazz, Mirage, and Bumblebee done to warrant such perverse punishment?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Megatron, Onslaught, Scrapper, Starscream - Complete
More Than Okay reviews
Bumblebee's crush on Optimus Prime has gone nowhere... until now that the little mech has gone into heat. Tradition dictates that the Prime has first rights to each and every Autobot's reproductive ability. Finally given a shot at the Prime's berth, Bumblebee's ecstatic. Size differences and happy stickiness ahead!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [Bumblebee, Optimus Prime] - Complete
Inevitably
Story #7 of the "Prime's Right" series. After the battle of Autobot City and Unicron's attack, the Autobots try to put the remaining pieces back together. Jazz, widowed by the war, finds himself chosen by fate for the new Prime's berth. Rodimus finds himself once more subject to the will of the Matrix. Sticky and angsty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Jazz, Rodimus Prime] - Complete
Other Options
Story # 6 in the "Prime's Right" series. Two front-liners go missing less than an orn before an upcoming assault. Their reason isn't what anyone expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Divine Intervention
Story #5 of the "Prime's Right" series. After the death of his four teammates, Silverbolt finds his frame betraying his wish to mourn in peace. Primus seems to have other plans for the grieving team leader.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Rodimus Prime, Silverbolt - Complete
Want It Now reviews
Story #4 of the "Prime's Right" series. Grimlock's first heat-cycle threatens to destroy Optimus' sanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Grimlock, Optimus Prime] - Complete
Gently Lovingly Quickly reviews
Story #3 of the "Prime's Right" series. When Optimus finds his latest intended incapacitated and tied to the berth, he struggles with the morality of the Matrix's demands.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2016 - [Optimus Prime, Jazz] - Complete
Second Place
Story #2 of the "Prime's Right" series. Mirage goes into heat just days before the launch of the Ark and the fated mission to find a new source of energy. Pleasantly sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2016 - [Optimus Prime, Mirage] - Complete
Starscream's Sticky Adventure reviews
Starscream's life could fall apart after Megatron assaults him, but Optimus Prime is there to pick up the pieces in a very gentle and tender way. Oh, and the Decepticons conquer Earth. A rather cracky parody of bad TF fanfics and the first two seasons of G1. You'll LOL. You might even ROTFLOL.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2015 - [Starscream, Optimus Prime] - Complete
Bad Little Kitty reviews
Cake will do anything to protect Fionna from the desires of Marshall Lee, but how much will she sacrifice to keep the demon-vampire's hands off of her best friend? Let's just say that Cake's got what it takes. An alternate ending to "Bad Little Boy."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Cake, Marshall Lee] - Complete
A Favor for a Friend reviews
Felix confesses his frustrations to Ralph, and then asks a favor he could only ask of a trusted best friend. It's a Lemon...consider yourself warned.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph] - Complete