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Joined 01-06-16, id: 7432404, Profile Updated: 07-01-17
Author has written 3 stories for Dan Vs., Payday: The Heist, and Star Wars.

Real Name: Joey Baker

Gender: Male

Nationality: American (lives in U.K)

Things I Like: Eating, sleeping, playing video games, annoying people, playing music

What did you last do that was dangerous: I went to get the groceries

What's the last thing you listened to: Lux Aeterna

What's the last thing you ate: Cheetos of which I am still eating

Vegan/Vegatarian: Nope

Sexuality: Straight...please don't sue

Relationship Status: Single

Do you have a crush?: Yeah, I think

Describe your self in three adjectives: Explosive, Philosophical, Fidget

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Dan vs Aperture Laboratories, a Dan vsPortal Crossover by artistwithouttalent reviews
Dan seeks vengeance on the applied science company after they cheat him out of a portal device.
Crossover - Portal & Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 7/21/2013 - GLaDOS, Dan, Elise, Chris
Hello, Hello! by LonelyVeteran reviews
The hidden lore of Five Night's at Freddy's, told through the perspective of phone messages. Short chapter warning: Most chapters are less than 200 words. I do not own any of the characters mentioned by name, including Freddy Fazbear's, Fredbear's and Fazbear's Fright. These and the phone call dialogue belong to Scott Cawthon-
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy, Jeremy Fitzgerald, The Murderer/William Afton - Complete
Turning like Clockwork by Justice237 reviews
"... like one of those malenky toys you viddy being sold in the streets, like little chellovecks made out of tin and with a spring inside and then a winding handle on the outside and you wind it up and off it itties ..." Alex's suicide attempt did have permanent repercussions, how will they alter his life? R&R
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Alex
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Star Wars: Neeyos Rebellion reviews
The Battle of Yavin has failed. Luke Skywalker has been killed and the rebels are scurrying away as the Empire weed them out. Meanwhile, a Sullustan from Corusant is planning something that will change the universe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 11/2/2017
Payday: Divided reviews
Not really sure what I wanted to do when making this. I had been really getting into the game so though fuck it. I read some other fanfics and saw they were pretty decent so I gave it a shot. Hopefully I can actually get to finishing this as I might forget though who knows. Hopefully, I will receive relatively positive feedback but if you have a genuine criticism, don't be shy!
Payday: The Heist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017
Dan Vs Everything reviews
I have found a new liking to the show Dan Vs. (Thanks Mr Enter) so I decided to make a fanfic about it. It won't b3 like a usual episode. It's more of looking g through Dans life without the specific revenge. Enjoy!
Dan Vs. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016