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Ehhh... Okay, hello...

sobre mi: informacion random:

- Colores favoritos: Negro, gris, blanco y azul.

- Cantante favorito (a): Sia Furler... o Sia.

- Pelicula favorita: Frozen.

- Sexo: Femenino.

- Edad: ... Suficiente para leer Fics rated M.

Como seguramente se dieron cuenta no soy la personificación de la elocuencia ni mucho menos, soy una persona introvertida y por ende paso mucho tiempo leyendo, escuchando música, dibujando oooooo escribiendo cosas que nuca llegan a ser publicadas, lamentablemente.

Mas de la mitad de mi tiempo la paso en Tumbrl. Por que? en primer lugar porque parece que carezco de vida propia, porque es gracioso, puedo aprender cosillas ahí de paso... AAANNND 'cause why the hell not?! HEH (si, tengo un blog).

Tengo varios OTP'S de varias series, peliculas y juegos, y como dicen por ahi (o sea... como dicen en Tumbrl) "I SHIP 'EM HAAARD!!"

Bella-Alice (Bellice) Twilight Saga... 'Cause I HATE Dickward whit a passion!

Sam-Lara (Salara) Tomb Raider: A Survivor is Born... Porque quien no se vuelve un poquito (o MUY) gay por Lara Croft? Autora favorita?? Asynca, obviously...

... Elsa-Anna (Elsanna) Frozen: Si, la mayoría de Fics contienen incesto... No, no me importa realmente, la mayoría de veces son mayores de edad, y cuando no la relación es consensual asi que NP.

Korra-Asami (Korrasami) Avatar: The Legend of Korra... Because is fucking CANON!! Wohoooo! La mejor escena final que he visto en mi vida! Se los digo... una semana entera con una sonrisota de tonta en la cara que ni se imaginan.

Carmilla-Laura (Hollstein) Carmilla: Web series... Porque Tumblr me volvió adicta a mi dosis semanal de "Useless lesbian vampire Carmilla" y "Tiny gay Laura".

Damon-Elena (Delena) The Vampire Diaries... Por fin una pareja hetero HAHAH... Aunque deje de ver la serie... ya esta muy rebuscado el Plot.

Ennnn fin. esos son mis OTP'S interesantes, no? Pregunta del millón, es Calamitosa gay ,queer, demisexual, pansexual, asexual?

Si nos guiáramos por mis gustos en Fics diríamos que definitivamente gay, pero la verdad es que no se... (y) O sea, nunca me he sentido atraída hacia nadie ni hombre ni mujer... así que, por el momento me consideraría Arromantica... (?) si es que eso existe. Lo que si se es que apoyo por completo el movimiento del Orgullo Gay y en el tratamiento igualitario y NO apoyo la "tolerancia" hacia la comunidad LGTBIQ...etc, etc... (porque es una sigla taaan larga) La tolerancia implica que yo TENGO que aguantarme a otra persona por sus preferencias o estilo de vida, sin mirar mas allá de mis narices y mentalidad retrograda y apegarme a la creencia de que todos tienen que seguir la heteronormatividad de HM=natural MM o HH=innatural... obra del diablo... yo que se. me parece completamente ridículo ese concepto. Yo, como estudiente de Psicologia, creo fervientemente en que cada persona es su propio mundo, cada quien vive a su manera y por ende la sexualidad y el genero cada quien lo vive de diferente manera y se expresan de muchas formas. por ello mi filosofia con respecto a este tema ha llegado a ser lo que es hoy... Viva y deje vivir.

Viva y deje Vivir. Por que? Me pregunto. A quien le hace daño simplemente cruzarse con una pareja gay por la calle, en el bus...? En que afecta a alguien ver a dos personas del mismo sexo compartiendo un momento tierno en publico, censurarlos por eso, cuando por lo general no parpadean cuando ven a un hombre y a una mujer en plena calle, con la lengua en la garganta del otro, con las manos en quien sabe donde? A nadie, sinceramente hay que tener una mentalidad muy homofoba para que eso lo perturbe a uno. La cosa de verdad yace en que ellos no le están haciendo mal a nadie, no van a matar a nadie si se dan la mano en publico o se besan... ellos solo están viviendo su propia vida, así como nosotros vivimos la de nosotros y punto. Si para ellos su felicidad es estar con una persona del mismo sexo, no tener sexo para nada porque simplemente lo le interesa, estar con ambos sexos, ser transgenero... como sea, si ellos están felices así, como mínimo, nosotros deberiamos sentirnos bien, sino felices también por ellos.

Yo creo que cuando la sociedad deje su concepto de Tolerancia y mas bien acepte, apoye y abrace la diferencia si podemos decir que hay un cambio positivo... pero enn fin.. me puse muy filosofica y toda la mierda... lo que me lleva a...

WARNINGS!! (advertencias)

  1. Mis opiniones son muy firmes en ciertos campos y muy fuertes a veces. si usted se considera muy religioso, muy de derecha o izquierda o liberal o mierda y se ofende fácilmente... puede ir dando clik en la flechita para retroceder que aparece en la parte superior izquierda de su pantalla... En otras palabras, no soy creyente, mas no me denomino atea tampoco. No me gustan las etiquetas y mucho menos con la fama de arenosos que tienen los ateos.
  2. Soy proclive a las obscenidades... Si le incomoda el lenguaje PG-18 ya el paso a seguir ya ha sido informado en el punto anterior.
  3. Como habran notado, a veces uso mucho el "Spanglish". Pero creo que tengo una buena excusa: la mayoria de fics que leo estan en ingles, si es que no son todos, asi que el idioma se me ha pegado un poco y he llegado al punto de que el español no me sirve para expresar algunas cosas asi que recurro al ingles. si en algún momento llego a publicar un historia en este sitio prometo no recurrir tanto a esto.
  4. Si es homofobico... no se que esta haciendo todavía aquí. si no va a lanzar arena pues bienvenido sea, puede que hasta aprenda algo.

Creo que eso seria todo.

Bye. PM me si quieren hablar de algo o no se... me gustaria hacer alguna colaboracion en alguna historia pero la verdad es que no tengo tiempo.

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Welcome to Wonderland by xPaige Turnerx reviews
A girl who crashes through time falls in love with a girl who sees through time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,477 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Alice, Bella]
And the Universe Laughed by Wolf Gin reviews
The universe doesn't make mistakes, and cliches exist for a reason. In which, dorky Bella moves to Forks and her soul kinda went, 'oh there you are.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,125 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/16/2018 - [Bella, Rosalie]
Wishing Upon A Black Star by Cloud Auditore Fair reviews
Bella's very existence destroys Rosalie's equilibrium, and it doesn't seem like she can escape. Trust her, she's tried. So maybe now all she can do is give way to gravity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 144,799 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Bella, Rosalie]
No One Listens to Bella by Deena VonTesch reviews
Every so often Bella would speak and the world continued on as though she'd never bothered to open her mouth at all. One-Shot of Smut and good feelings with Bella and Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26 - [Bella, Rosalie]
Just To Love Her by MissMonsters2 reviews
One jump down led to drowning, which actually led to Bella sinking to year 1920 where she meets pretty, proper, and peculiar Mary Alice Brandon. Bella can't stop history from repeating, but the choices she makes creates a ripple, changing everything for Bella fast forward 86 years to the present. What changes? The place where Alice resides in her heart. A/B the slow bang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,763 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Beach House by pagesix reviews
MirAndy story. Andy's first encounter with Miranda happens at the age of twelve. This story follows them over the years to a MirAndy ending. Nothing explicit. A few fade to black moments.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,640 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/23/2017
Unsaid by SgtMac reviews
There are things that you don't think about - things you don't say because you take for granted that the other person knows how you feel. When tragedy strikes and Emma is left unable to remember her family, Regina and Emma learn a valuable lesson about not letting the opportunity to let loved ones know just how much they are loved ever slip away. Established Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] Henry Mills - Complete
Scenes by secretmonkey reviews
Scenes from the various trailers (including season 3) expanded and (possibly) explained. Mostly Reamy but newest is not (angry Karma). Non Reamy fans might want to skip to that one.
Faking It - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Amy, Karma, Shane, Reagan
A Formal Arrangement by Requ reviews
AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,941 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Only Exception by HeartxOfxGold reviews
Modern/High School AU- "You have the perfect life Anna. Perfect family, perfect boyfriend, nice grades, Ms. Popular and captain of the cheerleading squad! You can get anything you want!" Thats what everyone thought and it was true. But, Anna wanted one person that she could never get that disliked her. There was one exception, one person she wanted but couldn't get. Elsanna
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,105 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Keep Your Enemies Closer by SpookshowBabyx reviews
Venturing out into the grittier side of Boston to rid herself of unfinished business, Regina stumbles upon a recently incarcerated young blonde that has her own ideas about help and hospitality after stepping in to play tour guide. Realising who her curious Saviour turns out to be, a game of cat and mouse gets complicated when emotions get involved. Set 10 years before Season 1.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 283,708 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Where You Go, We Follow by misscanteloupe reviews
Running away isn't anything like what you see in the movies. For one, the character doesn't usually bring her son in tow. For another, the story would usually require some sort of romance with the other character. I.E. Regina Mills. (Emma runs away. Regina and Henry follow.) Swan-Mills family
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Love and Marriage by sweetdivision reviews
Following the Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage, Andy reflects on her relationship with Miranda and their family together.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Andy S., Miranda P.] - Complete
Storm by royalwhiteout reviews
A storm comes to Arendelle—one born of their guilty, sinful feelings. They're unsure if they can battle the dark emotions growing within their lonely hearts. [Contains G!P Anna]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 188,596 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Sisters of Arendelle by Caunion reviews
Two weeks after the coronation, things in Arendelle are approaching to a sense of normalcy. Queen Elsa settles into her duties as queen and elder sister while Princess Anna explores both within herself and the world outside the castle. To their pleasant surprise, they discover a deeper connection beyond that of sisterhood between themselves as they find a new test awaiting them.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,484 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Hans, Olaf
Freeze Out by Jessica-X reviews
[Elsanna, Futuristic-AU, Office] Elsa Froiland has channelled every second of life into her vast empire, North Mountain Industries. One ten o'clock appointment will reveal that her position at the top of the heap isn't nearly as secure as she thought. Can she (and Anna Snowman's struggling little company) outfox the foxes? [T for "icest", maybe language]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,164 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
Crimson Bonds by littledragonflyson reviews
Bella is different, unique. After Edward fails to turn Bella, Alice steps in to complete her change. But, when Bella's attachment to Alice begins to cause problems within the Cullen coven Bella is sent away to the Denali sisters where she finds family, new powers, a mentor and a mate. Initially Bella/Alice, develops to Bella/Rose & Bella/Rose/Victoria. Strong mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 260,765 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Bella, Rosalie, Victoria, Alice
Fix You by AllyDLV reviews
Sequel to Shattered. After Bella turns, Damon takes her under his wing, and teaches her to embrace her new life. Her shattered heart has mended, but is it ready to open up again?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,623 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Anna Summers, PA by hmselsanna reviews
If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
We Found Love by JFishy reviews
Anna, a Jewish girl, meets Elsa at a freight car, on its way to Auschwitz, a Death Camp. Situated on WWII, no incest. One-shot for now
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Winter Girl by OppaiSamurai reviews
"…Oh no, oh no no no no!" She shook her head wildly, she had just said the same thing with yes' instead of no's the night before with this same girl. She wanted to die because her sister was here, because the girl who had taken her virginity the night before... was her sister. (Noncon, incest)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,143 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Liar, Liar by Mort de L'oignon reviews
Remember children, drink responsibly and keep in mind that snogging and/or seducing your sister under the influence of alcohol will have consequences that may not always desirable. Elsanna
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Of Sanity and Synchronicity by NamelessSaint reviews
Elsa is the sole ruler of Arendelle after her parents untimely death in a carriage accident. She is lonely, isolated and just wants to have some real companionship. What she discovers is surprising. In an AU where Elsa is the Queen and Anna is a prostitute. Rated M for adult themes.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans
Lesbian Until Curse by caballlah reviews
Mary-Margaret thinks Emma's been acting awfully strange since she got her old jacket out of the closet… out of the closet… wait…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Real by SgtMac reviews
The 4-part follow-up to SAFE. While the ladies try to navigate their new and often turbulent romantic relationship, Emma finds herself caught in the crossfire of Regina's bloody past, which causes a frightened Regina to consider surrendering all of her hard-fought for emotional progress in order to defend and avenge Emma. SwanQueen established, Regina/Snow. Non-graphic .
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,000 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Spag Bol to Sticky Date: Emma Swan's Culinary Guide to Wooing a Mayor by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
Emma, not exactly the world's best cook, tries to apologise to the mayor through food. But it doesn't exactly go to plan. Pure fluff. Post curse. Pre SQ (then SQ).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Why Can't Secret Santa Just Be Openly Gay? by writetherest reviews
"I loved all of them. But you knew that I would, didn't you? I don't know how, but you knew that I wanted all of these things as a little girl. How did you know? I mean, I never told anyone about some of these things. Well, except for…" Emma's eyes go wide as the thought strikes her again, the same one she'd had days before. "Oh god! Tell me you aren't Santa Claus."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 152 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Empty Halls by FrozenFractals reviews
The queen had been even bolder within the confines of the castle, pushing her sister into dark corners and closets, hands under her skirt, nails dragging up her thigh, lips on her neck, whispering deliciously dirty things in her ear...
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Secret's in the Telling by pyrophoric reviews
AU. Post-curse. "It's the sixth of October. A pivotal moment in Storybrooke's history and the turning point in Regina Mills' life. And it all began with a spell, a Sheriff, and a thief." Eventual Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 262,979 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Lustful Thoughts by LilithBrandon reviews
AU: If none of the Cullens were going to change Bella into a vampire then there was definitely someone out there that would, especially since vampires the world over are about to come out of the proverbial coffin soon. Adult Themes. Endgame Bella/Kate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,721 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Bella, Kate, Lauren - Complete
The Art of Survival by WastedOn reviews
A plane trip goes awry. Andy and Miranda can't survive on their own forever. Someone's got to rescue them eventually, right? A story of not being rescued. (Mirandy.)
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Disarming Athena by Politic X reviews
A lengthy story that takes place primarily in an elevator. Andrea/Miranda
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
TDWP: On an Altar by bearblue reviews
The Devil Wears Prada: Andy Sach's Aunt Dorene sends her a gift which changes her life.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete