THORNETTO
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Joined 06-09-14, id: 5790343, Profile Updated: 06-09-14

Hey all, my name is THORNETTO, I love a laugh and there is nothing better to achieve this with than with a pun (sometimes, some of them really are quite bad even for me)

If you scroll down you will find two great thor pun adverts, 11 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity and my latest NEWS, hope you enjoy :P

I cannot live with people who don't find these two 'adverts' properly funny. (adaptation of Miranda)

Thornetto Advert :P

Thoreal Advert :P

SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. drink tomato juice every day while yelling "i will suck your blood!"
4. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face.

6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
7. Whenever your in a supermarket float down the aisles with the trolley.
8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
9. when the money comes out of the ATM (cash machine), scream "i won! i won!"
10. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

11. Put this one your profile and make someone smile (hopefully)

PM me if you put this one your profile, and/or you laughed at this, I know I did :)

NEWS.

starting my latest DW episode, hope you like it Series 8 ep 1

starting a new percico, as I deleted my last one.

had to delete my last dremione as it was deemed 'unnaceptable' by my mates so I decided not to publish it, sorry 'oh dirty minded ones' :P