![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hi...not much to say about me really... :/ Name's Beth, obviously I'm mainly a reader, not a writer, but i'm trying I am from England and love Texan Aouthern USA accents :D For twilight fans: I'm Team Jasper Whitlock- a true southern gentleman Fav males in twilight: 1. Jasper 2. Emmett 3. Carlisle 4. Seth 5. Jacob 6.Edward Favourite books:Twilight saga, A swift Pure Cry, Sookie stackhouse Series, City of Bones Triology, Vampire Acadamy Series, House of night series, curious incident of the dog in the nighttime, Elsewhere, memoirs of a teenage amnesiac Favourite movies:Twilight, New moon (better than Twilight) Saw 2, The holiday, shaun of the dead, Hot fuzz(LOL!), avatar. Favourite bands/artists:AAR(all-american rejects), Taylor Swift, Scouting for girls, Laura marling,Marie Digby,The killers,simple plan, Anarbor, Blink 182, bowling for soup, Boys Like girls, FM Static, fountains of wayne, Mayday parade, owl city, paramore, Pamola faith... TV shows: Nurse Jackie, True Blood, Bones, Cougar Town, Supernatural, Being Human, QI, Fawlty Towers, Lost, Blackadder. Comedians: Adam Hills, John Bishop, Micheal McIntyre, Lee Evans, Russell Howard, Alan Carr. just to make this longer: You say Pink This is this cat "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot!" A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Good friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. Good friends will help you with your drug problem. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you. Aurthor to check out : twinky xx ^_^ an awesome friend of mine who has great work :D |
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