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Joined 04-27-09, id: 1915926, Profile Updated: 06-23-10
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Hi...not much to say about me really... :/

Name's Beth, obviously

I'm mainly a reader, not a writer, but i'm trying

I am from England and love Texan Aouthern USA accents :D

For twilight fans: I'm Team Jasper Whitlock- a true southern gentleman

Fav males in twilight:

1. Jasper

2. Emmett

3. Carlisle

4. Seth

5. Jacob

6.Edward

Favourite books:Twilight saga, A swift Pure Cry, Sookie stackhouse Series, City of Bones Triology, Vampire Acadamy Series, House of night series, curious incident of the dog in the nighttime, Elsewhere, memoirs of a teenage amnesiac

Favourite movies:Twilight, New moon (better than Twilight) Saw 2, The holiday, shaun of the dead, Hot fuzz(LOL!), avatar.

Favourite bands/artists:AAR(all-american rejects), Taylor Swift, Scouting for girls, Laura marling,Marie Digby,The killers,simple plan, Anarbor, Blink 182, bowling for soup, Boys Like girls, FM Static, fountains of wayne, Mayday parade, owl city, paramore, Pamola faith...

TV shows: Nurse Jackie, True Blood, Bones, Cougar Town, Supernatural, Being Human, QI, Fawlty Towers, Lost, Blackadder.

Comedians: Adam Hills, John Bishop, Micheal McIntyre, Lee Evans, Russell Howard, Alan Carr.


just to make this longer:

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Panic!At the Disco
You say prep
I say emo
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Paramore
You say Superman
I say Jasper Whitlock
You say I'm a dork
I say Thanks.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.


"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot!"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Good friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Good friends will help you with your drug problem. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you.

Aurthor to check out : twinky xx ^_^

an awesome friend of mine who has great work :D

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We're Friends Forever by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett used to be best friends when they were growing up. But when high school came, and the cliques had broken them up. Full summary inside. Will be swear words. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Codename: S by Tina Cullen reviews
Emmett bets Jasper that Bella can't get Edward to sleep with her within a month, and soon the whole Cullen clan becomes involved. Well...except Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
How did this happen? by AprilSky reviews
Inspired by TV drama “Lost in Austin” Bethany is a normal teenage girl, completely in love with the Twilight series. What if one day she was to find herself IN the book? Click title For Full Summery Becuase this one sucks xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Lost in Twilight by RealityxFairytales reviews
What if Bella hadn’t met Edward yet? What happens when Twilight collides with our world? One Twilight fan is about to find out. Inspired by the british show “Lost in Austen” The ending will not be something you will expect. BxE, Edward/OC, Most Canon Pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward
House of Twilight by mskayla reviews
Bella Swan is 17. She's dating Fork's high football captian. She doesn't quite fit into her life though. She is marked after school and embarks on her new life. She is sent to help Zoey. Cross between House of Night and Twilight. Everything is explained.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Zoey R. - Complete
Talent Show by Watching Eternity reviews
What happens when Bella makes everyone, and I do mean everyone, perform in a talent show to help bond? Yeah, hell. rated for future safety. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
How Did We Manage To End Up In Twilight! reviews
After tearing a page of Breaking Dawn 3 friends are transported into the world of Twilight. They try and survive without getting involved, but thats hard when one vampire can read your mind...and you know everything about his family secret...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Edward