![]() Hello, this is Kazul and welcome to my wide range of fangirling! Including, at the moment: One Piece Enchanted Forest Chronicles Mortal Instruments Vocaloid League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Harry Potter Lord of the Rings School of Good and Evil Five Nights at Freddy's Black Butler ARCHIPELAGO OMG THE BEST!!! RWBY The Myst Games Hunger Games Mario Bros Legend of Zelda Soul Eater Percy Jackson Heroes of Olympus Gravity Falls Steven Universe Adventure Time Star Wars Doctor Who Sherlock HetaliaAnd a whole bunch of others... If I went on, I'd name like every major fanbase in the world! Other facts about me: I hope you like my stories, and I'm not against reasonable haters. So if you gonna hate, have a reason for it! See you on the other side! IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA, POST THIS: Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: |