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The Wayward Dick by
Katsushika Kahori reviews
The paper balls were thrown every day and John kept them. Every day Dave wondered what the hell was written on them? Every day Dave had on huge, ostentatious headphones, every day John wondered what he was listening to? AU, two kawaii boys in high school, enjoy my idiocy
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John E., Dave S.
White Lies by
Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Until We Say Goodnight by
pacattack777 reviews
A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,364 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Lips Like Poison (Sequel to Eyes Like Stars) by
SmokyGay reviews
A series of morby one-shots that happen after Eyes Like Stars. If you haven't read that one, go read it first!
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Mordecai, Rigby]
The Figurehead of Queer Justice by
Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by
Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Extended Family is Discovered by
Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 193,258 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Art in Seasonal Weather by
axelfar reviews
Jack is a student at the Lunanoff School for the Gifted. He likes his professors and his friends, but he can't seem to keep his eyes off of one professor in particular. To bad that professor hates his guts. Fortunately for Jack, Professor Bunnymund happens to teach a class that has caught Jack's interest. This should be an interesting semester for the both of them.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] Man in the Moon
Of nobles and streetrats by
LawlietLover reviews
John is a blossoming noble who no longer wants to deal with a life that has already been decided for him, he runs away only to encounter Karkat, a kid who lives on the streets. Karkat takes him in as long as John promises to do what ever he wants when ever he wants. Expect fluff and angst. Johnkat AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 7/8/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Kanaya M., Gamzee M.
The Alternian Exchange Program by
KoriTheEvilEditor reviews
In light of the previous hundreds of years of fighting between the two species, the human and troll governments decided to implement the "Alternian Exchange Program" in which troll families would be moved from the troll-only country of Alternia to humans cities around the world for schooling and the same number of human families would be moved to Alternia. (Full summary inside)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,748 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [John E., Karkat V.]
Errotic Popsicles by
MadDub reviews
John eats a red Popsicle. Karkat is aroused by this. Slash.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Educating Arthur by
shadowglove reviews
Merthur. When a family from Camelot move to Ealdor after King Uther's fall, everyone is suspicious and highly unwelcoming. Merlin doesn't mind Gaius' family, but maybe he's just blinded by his enjoyment in teasing the youngest one, a prat named Arthur, who seems quite incompetent at things any normal person could do, something Merlin takes great joy in telling him, repeatedly.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,008 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Complete
Partners by
surveycorpsjean reviews
College Au. Eren is a freshman at a university with his friends. His teacher introduces a new program where freshman are assigned a senior to help tutor them for two months. Eren learns that his new partner isn't exactly easy to get along with. Will something grow between them? Or will this Levi guy hate Eren forever? Riren with side ships. Thanks to little-manatee for the cover
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,564 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A.
Gifted by
Silver Moon of Night reviews
Once every generation, four are born with an individual concept or element. These four need to be protected from enemies- sprites, pixies, not to mention the things bigger than them- by members of an elite corps of fairies, some of the best by birthright. It's not unusual for guardians and Gifteds to grow close, but this time, it's different. Karkat wasn't meant to be a guardian.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,117 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
I'm Not a Vampire by
TodayIsTuesdayToo reviews
Marshall Lee is the new kid starting at ATHS. It's the middle of his junior year, and he doesn't know a soul in this new town… until he gets paired up with a cute freshman in his theater class. They're complete opposites, but for whatever reason he can't stop thinking about her. One problem, though: she already has a boyfriend. AU/AH.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Prince B. Gumball
Love is blind (karkat x troll john) by
Egderpy reviews
karkat loves john but john loves someone else
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - John E., Kankri V., Karkat V. - Complete
Welcome to Sburb by
MadDub reviews
So it's like smoking hot over here in the shitstain of Texas and I think I'm actually starting to sweat my skin off. No joke, the liquids I'm dripping? Not sweat. It's actually melted flesh rolling down the sexy contours of my exposed muscles. This is TurntechGodhead, and welcome to Sburb.
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Karkat V., John E.] Dave S. - Complete
Dave, You Dork by
IsaacTheGreat reviews
Dave's been feeling like shit, hell he is shit. The only one who can actually tell is his best bro John. This kid is going to be the death of him.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Dave S., John E., Rose L. - Complete
JohnKat-Cookies by
TangentTyhe reviews
John, conflicted about his emotions for Karkat, decides to make cookies. After pestering Karkat to eat cookies with him, he starts to make the first batch but as he fumbles for the sugar it slips out of his hand. Karkat grabs him by the waist as he slips on a Betty Crocker packet of empty chocolate chips and awkward moments ensue. John Karkat ship.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [John E., Karkat V.] Dave S. - Complete
Narcissa's grove by
dantemalfoy reviews
Draco/Harry slash. It's just another uneventful day in Neville and Harry's company, Magical Tree Care, until Draco shows up to ask for their help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 923 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor by
Red-Rayne reviews
Dave gets a surprise from John, he's coming to visit.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Dave Strider: Master Wordsmith by
wendybirb reviews
"You shove the note in his hand, all neatly-folded with his name written in big red lettering, and he gives you a confused smile before turning back, his fingers already working at the corners."
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Practise by
Kuko-chan reviews
An evening of rom-com movies prompts John to ask Dave a favour, one that the blond is all too willing to oblige. Dave/John sloppy makeouts and fluff
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2014 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Quick Study by
Tramontana Keeper reviews
Things don't come to Eren naturally, so he watches and learns. This time Levi is the subject at hand. (written for a request of Levi and Eren cuddling)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
KISMESSITUdE by
Radio Pessimist reviews
KARKAT AND JOHN GET IT ON. proper kismesis. PREACH IT, KARKAT. YOU LOOKIN REAL FINE SON
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
We're all alright by
captorsport reviews
When Fionna becomes a freshman at Allard Arts Academy, what will it entail? Maybe some more problems for Marshall Lee to keep away from Fionna, such as a certain pesky redhead.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee, Cake, Flame Prince
The Invisible Man by
faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions for Casey by
RedMonocle reviews
"Upon inspection, everything seems perfectly fine. All Casey is doing is blinking and gurgling as she usually does. What a boring little thing… though, unadmittedly, you find her as weirdly adorable as her owner." PepsiCola. AU-ish. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Casey - Complete
Hell yeah I'm human by
inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One Shot: Au- Stiles was human, but that doesn't mean he was useless and with fairies in town, he was going to prove it. Sterek! Rated T for safety.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
A Change of Gait by
Wildeve of the Heath reviews
Eren loses his horse during an expedition so he has to ride with Levi. Eren's a bit delirious and feverish from coming out of his titan form and decides to secretly give Levi a hand job while their squad rides back to the Scouting Legion HQ. The fallout afterwards may lead to the answers mankind needs. [ORIGINALLY SNK MEME KINK FILL], STRICTLY ONE-SHOT
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Better the Devil you Know by
Casamyriln reviews
Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Dave S., John E.
New Year by
Silver Moon of Night reviews
Karkat is heart-broken when he catches sight of John and Vriska together at the group's new year party, but all isn't as it seems, and John hurries to make amends. Post-game.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
The First Boyfriend of John Egbert by
Nobra reviews
A lot of people get nervous. A lot of people doubt themselves. And I'm like that. But my doubts are nowhere to be seen at exactly the wrong times. Someday I'll want to sky dive out of a plane and think I'll be perfectly fine not pulling out the parachute. And the voices of doubt weren't there when I got involved with him, just an "I told you so," to myself when things went wrong.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Walking with the wolves by
inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One shot: Au- Stiles is kidnapped and learns that he is Pack, even though he's human and despite Derek's threats to rip his throat out with his teeth, he cares. Sterek! Rated T for safety.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Scent of a Wolf by
inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot Au:Five times the pack told Stiles he smelt different and the one time he figured out why. Sterek! Rated T for safety.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
merry christmas, loser by
phantom-at-the-disco reviews
karkat's at a holiday party. john is at the same holiday party. will Karkat's evening go as planned? definitely not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Staying In Tonight by
Cheesk reviews
Rigby has something to say to Mordecai he's been meaning to for awhile, but doesn't really know how to express it properly. Nonsensical fluffy Morby oneshot
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Mordecai, Rigby] - Complete
Autumn Dreams by
PungentReality reviews
This is a Regular Show Morby (Mordecai x Rigby) Fanfiction.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Rigby, Mordecai
Demons and Angels by
EquiusEllis
Separated to serve the Kings of the heavens and the underworld, the trolls and the kids are forbidden to meet each other. One day, the law was fated to be broken by the Hero and the knight.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
ChristmasTrolling by
KyouyaKun reviews
5CH. John decides to throw a party to celebrate the holidays, Karkat doesn't want to go until he changes his plans around. Karkat develops feelings towards John, and refuses to show it, while Dave wants to screw up the chance he might have. John/Karkat, Karkat/John, Dave/John.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2013 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V.
This Is Gonna Be A Long Year by
phantom-at-the-disco reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas and it's your first year at college. Your best friend is across the hall and you've both got roommates you can't stand. But what happens when can't stand turns to can't live without this idiot named John Egbert?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Sollux C.
Fight to Survive by
dancerawrdemyx reviews
On John's 13th birthday the zombie apocalypse started. Now 4 years later John is stuck fighting in this war with loud, angry, jerk. All he wants to do is find his 3 friends who were all sent different ways to fight. Johnkat!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [John E., Karkat V.]
Regular Affection by
teB360 reviews
Rigby is a light sleeper; it comes with being more of a nocturnal person. But listening to Mordecai's breathing always helped Rigby drift back to sleep. It was slow, steady, calm… safe, even. Crawling into bed with Mordecai always provided him with comfort. Humanised, Morby fluff, yaoi themes
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Five Stages of Falling in Love by
MustardPanda reviews
Houston's local heartthrob Dave Strider didn't think love would find him until it slammed into him at the park and spilled coffee on his favourite hoodie. Predictably, Dave doesn't handle love all that well and quickly spirals into a huge, sappy, lovesick mess as the object of his affection brutally massacres his cool kid facade without even realising he's doing so.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Surprise Me by
Ash04123 reviews
Dave and John decide to get ice cream and simply hang out. However, once Dave's brother begins annoying the blond things take a turn. [JohnDave/ One-shot] [Disclaimer: Homestuck doesn't belong to me, it belongs to Andrew Hussie.]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Fighting Against a Deteriorating World by
Stars Above96 reviews
In an attempt to prevent the world from being conquered in a zombie apocalypse, there is an army of soldiers that have trained themselves to fight just this battle. Among this army is an angel face war captain who has faced nothing but tragedy since this apocalypse had begun, until she meets a certain sarcastic boy who decides to once again bring some light into her eyes.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,705 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Sorry, but No by
mywholelifeismusic reviews
It's the first time Mordecai's ever responded to her like this, and Rigby doesn't know what to think. Short oneshot, implied Morby. First story, so I'd appreciate advice, please comment! Rated T to be safe
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Should Hate by
dancerawrdemyx reviews
Sollux should hate Eridan, he has so many reasons to. But after a party and a kiss, Sollux starts having weird dreams... does he really hate Eridan? Humanstuck, Erisol, and some Johnkat (of course) What happens when I have no internet and are camping? I WRITE FANFICTION!- [my apologies if the spelling or grammer is horrible. Wordpad doesn't have spell check...]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
A Day with Eren, as told by Hanji by
lunatrancy reviews
Imagine a nature documentary. About Eren and him being a titan. As told by Hanji. Rated T for some brief smex (Updated: Added line breaks between scenes for smoother reading)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B., Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by
sachi-sama reviews
John is more than a little surprised when his lifelong bro comes his way to play a gig, but little does he know, meeting face to face will raise far more issues than what they'll talk about during the visit. DaveJohn AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,081 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Monster Hunting with John and Dave by
HappyMadman reviews
John moves to New York City to live alone and gets attacked by a creature he's never seen before. Dave is a monster hunter working with Bro in NYC. How will their two worlds collide? JohnDave. Rated T bc of language mainly but hopefully some suggestive stuff later. Sorry this has been put on HAITUS for the time being!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,840 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [John E., Dave S.]
John's Birthday by
coloringwitheyeliner reviews
An RP me and my friend Garett did, in which I'm Dave and Garett is John. Its John's sixteenth birthday, and Dave is going to make it the best ever. Rated T for cussing. DavexJohn pepsi-cola hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
I Need a Reason by
jaegerbott reviews
"Right here." Eren points over his chest and tells Rivaille to stick the blade through his heart. But Rivaille won't accept that.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Playing Favorites by
Tramontana Keeper reviews
In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
New Neighbor by
coloringwitheyeliner reviews
John is Dave's new neighbor. My first fanfic, so its not all that good. Rated T for cussing. JohnxDave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Found, at last by
AngelEyez07 reviews
It has been about two years since Jack was killed, and it made every troll's life reset. They are now forced to be human, but not everyone kept their memory. Karkat is heart broken, since he never got a chance to say his true feelings to John. When Karkat finally finds him, he finally has the chance he never got as a troll. But, does John feel the same? (Rated T for Karkat's mouth)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Sollux C.
The Fifth Lover of Dave Strider by
Nobra reviews
Plenty of people that collect things. Buttons, weird rocks, creepy dolls, y'know . I kind of picked up a habit of collecting relationships, collecting peoples affection. I was an addict. I couldn't stop. Until the was one kid that made me screw over everything I'd built up. I let it all crumble to win his affection and I messed up. (JohnDave Humanstuck. I don't own homestuck!)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Veins by
Bomb-With-an-Accent reviews
In a program where twelve trolls are selected to attend school on Earth, Karkat meets John Egbert, the ever cheerful Nic Cage fanatic, and his friends. Will Karkat's insecurity about his mutation impede his possible matespritship? Will John deny his feelings for another male? Relationships aside, what of Her Imperious Condescension and her nefarious plots for Earth?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,358 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
Wake me Up by
Nina-osp reviews
Karkat falls asleep on the classroom, and John wakes him up. JohnKat, Humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
What Is This Feeling Deep Down In My Heart Guts? by
Stars Above96 reviews
AU. "He didn't understand. He didn't want to understand. And yet here he was in his living room pacing back and forth trying to weave out all of the thoughts and feelings that are confined within his heart and mind. And he completely and utterly blames her." One-Shot. FionnaXMarshall Lee.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Swimming Lessons by
jaegerbott reviews
In which Eren doesn't know how to swim, and Rivaille is the one who teaches him. Modern AU. (Rivaille x Eren)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Three and a Half Minutes in Heaven by
cinnamonsnaps reviews
welp, this is the first time i'm posting to here so... have some ridiculously sweet pepsicola. Upon getting the "7 Minutes In Heaven" dare, Dave is sure it's his and Harley's turn first. So is John. Lots of locked doors, shenanigans and mistaken identities ensue... Teen and up for language I guess?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
a Day at the Park by
MakotoMergedOutOfTheGround reviews
Dave and John go to the playground and play a game where John is ironically the princess and Dave is the brave knight. Terezi and Equius play an important roll in the game as well. Dave soon confesses his feelings to his friend through the game when he "rescues" him from the "dragon"
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Johnkat by
Frostagin reviews
After three years, Karkat finally gets to meet John, and realises he has a flush crush. Fun. Red John/Kat, just some drabble I wrote at 3 in the morning. T for Karkats mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Piano Keys and Fathomable Lies by
MorganGrimm reviews
Your mother is making you learn to play piano from a boy who is only a year older than you and is insufferably cheery all the time. You couldn't be less thrilled. John/Karkat AU Sadstuck Oneshot/Drabble Character Death
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Roomies in Aaa by
CynicalCyn reviews
Fionna Ward has just moved into a new neighborhood She attends Aaa Academy were PG is a teacher at & is a waitress @ d Candy Kingdom a local sweets shop & music venue were Marshall is d main performer She lives in d tree fortress alongside PG Cake & ML Her friend FP seems 2 hav a crush on her & ML's being overprotective or is it his jealousy tat's getting to him? Read on & find out
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,106 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince - Complete
Red Lines by
TerminallyFabulous reviews
Two people connected by red thread are destined to be lovers, regardless of time, place or circumstances. Karkat was just searching to find the other side of his line, but the tangles and twists make it hard. JohnxKat, some Sol/Dave and possibly other pairings. Rated M for later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
To Live for Life by
SparksFrost reviews
The game has ended and everyone participating has been returned to a stable earth—the trolls included. Now they live the life of high school teenagers. What events will unfold? JohnKat, M for language and eventually sexual themes
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
Realization by
SuperWhoLockStuck64 reviews
Through trial and error the trolls are trying to fit into the kids' world now. John is insistant that he is "not a homosexual" but could that be subject to change? After a few months of living with Karkat things start to get a little confusing for John and a lot of feelings are clouding his thoughts. There will be smut. Oh trust me there will. Rated M for a reason my dears(;
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
Infection by
CryingOverMockingjay reviews
Fionna believes she is one of the last people who don't carry a horrible virus, but that all changes when she finds two men in the forest. ((AU story)) ((Discontinued))
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Prince B. Gumball, BMO - Complete
A Simple Case of Misunderstanding by
Chasing Rabbits reviews
Tweek becomes symptomatic when he sees Craig's relationship status on Facebook, but according to Craig it's all a simple case of misunderstanding. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Of Dorks and Popcorn by
SerenityWritesSlash reviews
AU. John Egbert is kind of poor, and things aren't exactly perfect for him and his roomate. But that all seems to change when a Rom Com loving troll walks into his movie store, turning John's life upside down every time they meet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Possibilities by
Koolaidkiller reviews
First fic! Mordecai and Rigby have been best friends for years. What happens when one of them develops feelings more than just friendship? Read to find out!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby
Backstreet Coffee Shops by
rubies and diamonds reviews
"You said anything donated is greatly appreciated. I'm donating my number."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Blurring the Lines by
Arathe reviews
John goes wandering off with a murderclown on the loose, and Karkat has to save him from his own stupidity. John/Karkat, Karkat/Gamzee (pale).
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Little Brother by
Jettara1 reviews
This is a response to a kink prompt. Jack falls asleep against Bunny during a manatory Guardian meeting. Lots of cute fluffiness as Bunny deals with a sleeping and snoring winter sprite that manages to distract everyone from the busniess at hand.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
New Revelations by
Narumina12 reviews
Karkat Vantas is chosen to be one of 12 trolls to travel from Alternia to Earth as a way for humans and trolls to study each other's cultures But when Karkat runs into John Egbert he believes himself to be in a kismesis with the human Except for the fact his feelings are more flush then black JohnKar M for language and possible lemon Other pairings possible beep beep meow!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Save him again by
tortoiseshellKelpie reviews
Post sburb. The trolls and beta kids now live on earth. John gets in an accident and Karkat has to take care of him, along with trying to track down whoever hurt his matesprit. I'm sorry. I shipped… I shipped so hard. Rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Paradise by the Dashboard Light by
InscribedBeauty reviews
JohnDave smut. Basically pwp. Non-sburb AU I guess. First time. Sex in the back of a car. BoyxBoy, etc, etc. Enjoy. This, was also a request from a dear friend of mine, my apologies for wrong facts, I was on a 24 hour caffiene drive.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Hot for Tutor by
TheFlightyBroads reviews
You name is Dave Strider and you are currently failing biology. That's not to say you're bad at biology, or that freshman biology is even that difficult of a course. No, you failing biology has much more to do with a certain someone situated a mere foot and a half in front of you.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
When Johnny Comes Marching Home by
Zexionienzo reviews
John, once a child on alternia, is transfered back to his home planet. But he doesn't belong there either. What happens when he's reunited with the trollie friends of his youth? crap summary, sorry! johnXkar dont like, dont read, T for now- swearing, will be M later...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,079 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Things You See in a Graveyard by
daiikenkai reviews
Stan wants to do something on Valentine's Day, a day he knows Red hates. Red thinks they are too high for that shit. Stan/Red Goth. Pure fluff! giftfic for Sakata Ri Houjun.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Stan M., Red Goth - Complete
In which by
Apple-Cola reviews
...A grumpy, unsociable asshole highschooler moves to a new town and inexplicably makes friends with someone for the first time since middle school and that someone is an overly friendly and clingy derp who has very few boudaries other than his own denial of homosexuality and yet through it all they develop crushes on each other and this title is too long fuck johnkat t for languag
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
I Can't Lose You by
PinkYaoi135 reviews
Dave is in love with his best bro who sadly doesn't reciprocate. Sadstuck, Smut, just trying to get back into the swing of things. might make an alternate ending.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The Search for the Genetic Material by
XQR reviews
Prompt was the title. A bit of Johnkat in which John overhears Rose and Kanaya talking and goes to Karkat for answers. Results in lemon goodness.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Closetstuck by
L100Meganium reviews
"Well, I don't know about you, Egbert, but this has been more like Seven Minutes in Hell than Seven Minutes in Heaven." John/Karkat oneshot. My first foray into the delightfully wild world of Homestuck fanfiction! Rated T because Karkat can't keep his speech G-rated.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Payphone by
prettyinsin-archieved reviews
Two-shot. Rigby checks in when he lands and finds out that one month away from Mordecai was too long. Rated M for sexual content and language. Morby. Humanized designs by Mookie000.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Lovestuck by
Arualiaa reviews
SBURB ended years ago. The trolls live in Earth, at Jade's. John suggests a meeting there this summer. What could possibly happen? It's just going to be sun and laughter, right? (Image not mine)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Stay With Me by
obsessedStuck reviews
Karkat hates having nightmares but he doesn't want to bother John to stay with him every single time.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
A Quick Dip by
meveryrandom reviews
Have you ever went for just a quick dip? So has Sollux Oneshot lemon as always you bitches know my style Sorry for the unprofessional Summary but i'm tired tonight but i dare you to click on this because it WILL be worth it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
My Best Friend's Brother by
Gabsikle reviews
Another older brother Derek AU. A story about Stiles' crush on his best friend's brother, and how maybe the brother falls for him too.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,754 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Prescription Heartsight by
tempestSylph reviews
You're Dave Strider, and you have really terrible eyesight due to the fact that you're an albino, among other reasons. After putting off getting prescription eyewear for so long, it's finally time to do something about it. And while you're at it, you meet a boy in the waiting room.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Boiling Point by
Sailquaza reviews
John pays a surprise visit to Dave. Fun times ensue. But, Dave begins to realize his thoughts my not be entirely platonic, and lots of confusion results. Temperature is the connecting theme of the piece, and it takes a bit of a different look at starting their relationship. Also, this is my first time EVER writing fanfiction! So, please critique it and criticize it a ton!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
My Dsmbr by
Tero Ne reviews
Christmas Special. JohnDave. An extremely fluffy two part story about accidentally finding your other half. Coffee Shop AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Redder than Ketchup by
kingyofireworks reviews
Post SBURB: Dave teases Karkat about some red feelings for a certain Egbert which TOTALLY DO NOT EXIST (but they totally do) I'm so gomen
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Emergency Love by
Kedreeva reviews
Wherein Derek is a firefighter and Stiles is a paramedic, and they just keep meeting.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Best Thing by
74days reviews
AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Not so ordinary by
inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot Set in The Blind Baker. Sherlock couldn't deny the terror he felt when he learnt that John had been taken, but he was surprised how much it scared him. Johnlock! Rated T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's hot by
Kiseki-Kun reviews
Bunnymund's tired and needs sleep, but the weather's too hot. Jack Frost comes along to visit, and Bunnymund's problems are solved. (Light Jackrabbit ; Jack Frost x Bunnymund , Jack frostxBunnymund )
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Two Idiots by
peachMeowscato reviews
Karkat has been wanting to talk to him for ages. -humanstuck-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
The Boy Beyond The Veil: Uncage The Wind by
deceitfulDestinee reviews
No one was ever allowed to leave the city without a permit. The world outside the Baroness's control was dangerous, unpredictable, full of strange creatures, home of trolls, even. But there was one thing that was always allowed to pass through, one thing that could never be stopped or controlled. The wind would always be free.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Untouchable by
fanficstho reviews
Dave has a secret crush on his best bro, none other than John Egbert, and it's basically ruining his life. Rated T for swearing and mild sexual scenes/terms.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Dave S., John E.
5 times Sherif Stilinski saw something and the one time Sterek did by
slayer of destiny reviews
The developing relationship of Sterek as seen through the eyes of the Sherif for the first 5 and then one through their eyes. Bit of humour, trip to the dentist may be needed after reading.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
M-Mordecai, More by
Sterling Grey reviews
"Ahn..! M-Mordecai..!" Rigby arched his back towards his friend's body as he groaned at the administration of his fingers. Maybe it had been wrong to get Mordecai plastered beforehand, but it wasn't as though he'd get his attention like this otherwise. Smut and Angst. Morby oneshot, because I promised. Character designs based on Mookie000's work on tumblr
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Sugar Free by
eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Movie Night by
Falconflight reviews
It's Karkat's turn to choose a movie for movie night with John, and he gets the... ahem, "brilliant" idea of bringing a horror movie.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
I love you John by
catcarrot reviews
I don't now what I'm doing. This is only for fun :3 Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. Please don't feel offended, this is only for fun purposes. Used to be called "I love you Fuckass"
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Videogames by
TheBloodWeBondIn reviews
He's always there, going to her at random times, popping in when he's never invited. Always torturing the duo with his countless pranks and scary faces. Why is he always there? Maybe it's because of a certain someone?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,943 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Welcome, Casey by
JustDrinkTea reviews
You will never forget the first day you saw her- the first time you saw her wispy hair, her tiny fingers. It had taken a lot of work to get to this point; paperwork, adoption approvals... But finally it looks like you and John will have a new member of the family. And she's going to be a handful.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Dave S., John E.
No Pies For You by
Adina Mizu reviews
It was a harmless pie right? Uh, no John, just no.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Karkat Rage Quits by
Adina Mizu reviews
SO, we've all heard of Roosterteeth right? Well, whenever I hear him I think of Karkat and so I have take a few of his videos and put them into stories AS Karkat. I only have one finished because it takes a lot of time, but there is definitely more to come.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
The Pit by
LunaCanislupus reviews
The one where Derek fights other werewolves to death in an underground werewolf fighting Arena and Stiles is the Master of Ceremonies
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Ignorance by
audaciousSupernatural reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and boy do you love school. You mean that in the most sarcastic way possible though, if you hadn't caught on.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
Speechless by
JustDrinkTea reviews
It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Please Don't Stop the Music by
GaaLee-girl-13 reviews
One party. Six boys. Everything can go right and wrong at once. As long as you don't stop the music. HUMANSTUCK. EriSol JohnKat GamTav. YAOI
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2012 - John E., Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Where We Overlap by
Jad fic reviews
Merlin must truly believe he's an idiot if he thinks Arthur doesn't know his secret. The trick will be getting Merlin to admit it. But Arthur has a plan, and as far as he's concerned, Destiny can kiss his royal arse. [pre-s3, magic!reveal]
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hello by
Izzileia reviews
When the only two left alive are nearing their final days, what do they do? How will it end? Sadstuck, Johnkat, and very... sad.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Midnight Swimming Lessons by
Snowlia reviews
Eridan is done with Feferi, and he's done with Sollux. He doesn't need them anyway. It would appear, however, that Sollux needs him. Because the loser can't swim.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by
faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Video Games by
101stars reviews
Stupid drabble thing I wrote based off one of unluckyheadcanons.tumblr's headcanons. JohnDave pairing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Oxygen by
discoh723 reviews
Dave needed John like he needed oxygen. John never had the courage to speak up. Little did they know how it would all turn out, **JOHNDAVE FLUFF ONE-SHOT** T for language!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Ghostly Fun by
KyouyaKun reviews
5 CH Johnkat Halloween based story. Summary: When John throws a party at a mansion, the lights go out scaring Karkat closer to John. Will there be more than just a 'bump' in the night? Mainly John x Karkat with other pairings such as Sollux/Eridan, etc.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
The First Time You Saw Him by
Darkfairiesdance reviews
You knew something was different about him. You could tell by the way his skin looked grey, how his hood was pointed in two places on top of his head...You wanted to know Johnkat c:
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
To write this permanently on your skin by
SweetG reviews
"Is writing on people's skin a werewolf ritual of some sort? Because none of the lore I've found says anything about it." Derek looks at him with a blank expression. "Why are you asking?" "Your betas. They have developed the recent habit of using me as a canvas." That gets him a reaction from Derek's eyebrows. Which is as much response from Derek's face as one normally gets.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 197 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Nothing But Puppy Love by
EmberofRose reviews
Based on Zeborah's Generic Highschool AU, with some changes made. JohnDave, if that wasn't evident. I'm not sure whether to rate it T or M for language, so I guess I'll go with T? Sorry if this is wrong. Coolkid falls for dork. Dork afraid of coolkid?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Regular Show: August by
ThatRegularBro reviews
It's not like Rigby wants to feel the way he does. He just does. And he's struggling to keep his feelings to himself. I don't think he can keep this up for long... Meanwhile, the creature that dwells in the dump grows impatient. MordecaixRigby
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,281 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Rigby, Mordecai - Complete
Who's Laughing Now by
threeredcardinals reviews
Laura leaves Derek in charge of her daycare for a week, and he's got eight toddlers—werewolves and non—driving him crazy, not to mention the beautiful boy that just walked through the door. AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
JohnKat Office Romance by
Makolin808 reviews
You can put a label on pudding, but you can't put a label on love. Rated M for strong language and violent themes, and something else which I can't say becasue that would be a SPOILER!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Bring on the Rain by
Scotia Daniel reviews
Marshall Lee didn't know why the young adventuress would come to him in the dead of the night, but he never had the heart or will to stop her.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Bet Your Life by
Anaki Starsong reviews
Davesprite just has to go tell John. His John. The one that died. He has to go tell him before it's too late...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
One Meter Per Second by
Profe reviews
Dave's community service is at a hospital. A hospital where he meets a boy named John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,112 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Twist of Fate by
OakStone730 reviews
Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness. SLASH DRARRY Pairings: HP/DM Timeframe: 1994-2002 Goblet to 4 yrs post-DH EWE Rating M for language, angst, content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 312,468 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Karkat, do NOT see this coming! by
Beepbeepme-NOFUCKYOU reviews
Nope, did NOT expect that to happen. Just when Karkat thinks life is done knocking him down and laughing at him, it delivers a Chuck Norris snap-kick to the balls. kplus for Karkles naughty wittle mouth. XD
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Coffee Black by
owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
A Time For Change by
Obiwanakin reviews
Jesus, you really hate change. Even if it was something as simple as your usual coffee shop closing down and a new one opening up in its place, which was currently the case. Coffee Shop AU DaveJohn Rated for Dave's mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Snack Time by
fanstuck reviews
Dave and John are chilling at the Strider household. Dave gets a little too close. JohnDave happens, yo. AU where the game never happens.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
A Prayer for the Devil by
Casamyriln reviews
Your name is Dave Strider sex god— your title and job description. Well maybe not a sex god, more along the lines of a sex demon. But the life of a devil is unironically lonely and you don't know if you can deal with it anymore. Oneshot Parallel to my other story Better the Devil you Know from Daves POV. Can be read first or after but is best when read alongside the original story
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
How Do I Live Without You by
Coyoteclaw11 reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you seriously can't believe you're doing this. Seriously...that movie sucks. But, what better way to tell Egbert how much you love him? Rated T cursing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Moans in the Night by
LemonyGoodness7542 reviews
Just another pointless lemon between John and Karkitty. Male troll anatomy in this is tentacles, so if you don't like 'em, don't read it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Futariboshi by
Sailor Nibaru reviews
It's the middle of the night, and the stars are shining brightly.. it'd be a shame not to look at them, wouldn't it? Oneshot songfic, based off the song "Futariboshi" by Hatsune Miku and Gumi. Mordecai/Rigby, FLUFF. :3
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Sick Day by
JustDrinkTea reviews
John is sick. And miserable. And Dave is actually being concerned? That's a first. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime, fluff
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Wrapped Protectively by
inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
one-shot. Sherlock was going to be mad. Ever since the pool incident he had been overly protective of John and now he managed to get himself shot. John/Sherlock slash. Rated T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Strawberry Kisses by
FluorescentAdolescent3 reviews
She tastes like strawberries. FioLee.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
I'll Show You More by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Good to finally see you by
EffingUnicorn reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and your best friend is visiting you for the first time. Everything is going great, and no, you do not have a huge homocrush on your best bro, what are you talking about? JohnDave nonsense.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Dare You To Move by
Homicidal Whispers reviews
Your name is John Egbert and you are certain that you are 100% completely heterosexual. Except that maybe you're not so sure anymore. You think that this is probably at least a little bit gay and you're not too sure how to feel about that.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
And the Race is on! by
loquaciousLilies reviews
John's dating Dave! Karkat is in love with John! A kegger after the big race goes horribly wrong! I can't write summaries! What'll happen next! Also humanstuck...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
You Drained My Heart And Made a Spade by
KeiranEmrys reviews
Desperate to keep his head and body intact, Merlin flees Camelot, Arthur and his Knights not far behind. But Arthur is willing to go to great lengths to get Merlin back with him, though not for the reasons anyone suspects.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Good To See You Home by
Neo-Pop reviews
Karkat misses John. His paitience pays off the day he comes home. Short, one-shot, rated T for Karkat's language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by
I.Write.Love reviews
There were just somethings you did late at night in a desperate attempt to get off that you wouldn't ever want him to know about. DaveJohn angsty smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Keep on Living by
JustDrinkTea reviews
You are lost, afraid, but most of all, you are alone. Your grandmother was always there to take care of you. But now with her gone, every day becomes a challenge. You can survive, but how will you live?
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Jake E. - Complete
RhythmStuck by
Silver in Our Lungs reviews
Dave meets John and hates him immediately, and not in the romantic way. He hates the way John talks, the way he makes the beat stop, and the way he sets the butterflies in Dave's stomach alight...Highschool, AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Punch Drunk Love by
HigherMagic reviews
Teenage Human AU. It's a classic boy-likes-straight-boy story. Or possibly boy-likes-not-so-straight-boy story. Castiel can't quite decide. It's a little confusing when your supposedly straight best friend offers to teach you how to kiss.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,162 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Missed You by
fanstuck reviews
Three years has nearly passed and Karkat is getting pretty bored of everyone. There's only one person at this point that can cheer him up. JohnKat. Characters owned by the almighty Huss. T for KK's language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
A Cold Grip by
bernaisbeast reviews
The heat from his hands slowly spread up his arm and through his entire body, engulfing him in a comforting feel of euphoria. Suddenly, everything went mute. / Human Mordecai and Rigby
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Not A Sexual by
FoxyGrampaGlasses reviews
John knew from the start he wasn't a homosexual. JohnKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Not again by
fujikawaii10346 reviews
Dave finds himself ten years into the future after having a little accident with his God Tier powers. Based off of Moeartea's headcanon.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Reckless Serenade by
Abbykinz813 reviews
We separated after getting through the next wall, the four of us humans waking up in my house, the trolls nowhere to be found. And after almost six years, there he was, standing in the rain with as deadly a glare as ever. Temporary hiatus
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
Please Wake Up by
futureauthor13 reviews
AU What if Rigby didn't wake up when he was given the hat? Oneshot.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
My SoCalled Life by
Wasabi-san reviews
-"So I kind of love him but he's a fuckass and probably doesn't love me and ugh." "That's mildly depressing." John/Kar with hints of lots of other couples. AU Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Would You Kiss Me by
Kaffee und Sahne reviews
John has been in love with Dave for a long time, and truths aren't spoken until Dave comes home with some alcoholic incentive. DaveJohn, PWP, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
in which john accidentally homosexuals by
pepsicola porn reviews
AU Hogwartsstuck: John is fascinated by Karkat's horns and can't stop touching them. He wonders what they taste like...? DRABBLE. KK/John. Rated for language and suggestive accidental jizzing. :D
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Candy Corn by
Adina Mizu reviews
In which John uses the power of sugar on Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
The First by
Adina Mizu reviews
The first time Karkat and John get together. Starts with an awkward conversation about buckets...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Le Morte d'Arthur by
slayer of destiny reviews
Arthur follows Merlin and Gaius to the Isle of the Blessed and sees Merlin performing magic. What does he do now?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
True Intentions by
AlbinoWhisper reviews
You hadn't intended for this to happen. Not at all. You intended to live life without him knowing. But now he does and you don't know what to do. Dave/John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Idle Pursuits by
GuessWhatTimeItIs reviews
Marshall isn't always the antagonist...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Dance With Me by
Obiwanakin reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you can't believe you actually did it. DaveJohn for the masses. Rated for Dave's mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by
turntechFuckass reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you are nineteen years old. You are skilled in both irony and heavy sarcasm, and you are also a flaming homosexual - But nobody needs to know that. Cliche drunk!Davejohn semi-fluff. First uploaded fic, bear with me.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
JohnKar Drabble Dump by
MelodiousBloodshed reviews
Basically, a scrap heap of all my JohnKar ideas. I won't over-romanticize and say any of them have much plot, but some are fluffy, some are smutty. The first is fluff. The second is smut. You've been warned. Various side pairings such as GamTav . Slash.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
On Gryffindor's Sword by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Aithusa Makes It Happen by
Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur, AU of episode 4x04 'Aithusa'] Gwaine is observant, Aithusa just thinks they're all very silly and apparently the whole of Camelot ships the Prince and his Manservant. But, then again, who is really surprised?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Arthur, Merlin] Aithusa - Complete
Just A Hug by
Sweetloot reviews
Karkat is stressed, what does John do about it? John/Karkat. Rated for language and sexual innuendo.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
A Little Problem by
Sweetloot reviews
A broken mask and a problem to deal with. (Edited on 10/25/14).
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Babbystuck by
skitskat24 reviews
Also known as: In Which the Characters are all Babies in an Alternate Universe and Baby John Egbert Meets Grub Karkat Vantas for the First Time and Various Baby Shenanigans Ensue. Rating may change as we watch our boys grow up into awkward teens.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
You Could've Lied by
scarlettshazam reviews
Kyle is struck with the realization that he loves Stan. Afraid it's unrequited, he decides to show Stan how he feels in a different way. Style oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
With Arrows or Traps by
Snowlia reviews
"It had seemed like Sollux and Eridan hadn't been able to take their eyes off of each other. Feferi could have smacked herself for being so dumb. They wanted each other, even if they didn't realize it, they did, and badly." Story for Santabound.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
What Just Happened? by
pacattack777 reviews
Bluh I suck at summaries... Nyeh
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Cuddles by
Witch of Time reviews
Karkat is a cuddler. He often wakes up wrapped around a pillow or whoever is unlucky enough to fall asleep next to him.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
That's Why by
I.Write.Love reviews
If anyone asked, Dave Strider was his best friend, but somehow, he always knew that was just too empty. Dave/John. Fluff!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
A Certain Arrangement by
Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this... DavxJohn. Plot-less SMUT.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
This Is For Keeps by
MistressKiko reviews
Post Sburb. Karkat Vantas surprises his boyfriend on his birthday. FLUFF.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Reconciling Incompatible Us by
drunkopp reviews
All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,398 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Those Freckles by
SolarMorrigan reviews
Fill for the Kink Meme II. freckly!John/Dave, Dave finds John's freckles to be sexy. Oneshot. I honestly have no idea what genre this goes in, my apologies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Shooting Stars by
doublemobius reviews
Dave's life flashes before his eyes as he makes an important decision and asks a very important question.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Makeshift by
Doublebee reviews
Karkat needs sleep.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Never Too Cool For School by
LivingRadio reviews
In retrospect Dave Strider probably had this coming, years crushing on his best and only true friend in his book, in everyone else's he had three friends . Despite his cool facade and general calm attitude, only one person ever got under Dave's skin.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dave S., John E.
The Much More Necessary Learning by
Writing2Death reviews
Ficlet - "I feel obligated to tell you that no matter how hard you stare at that textbook, Merlin, it will not implode from eye contact alone," Arthur says, frowning. One-shot, Modern!AU, Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Glubbing Computer! by
GrimmKitten reviews
Eridan buys a computer out of his league and enlists the help of a nearby geek squad to aid him in taming his electronic foe. The problem is, he was supposed to only need help the one time, BUT IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Just A Stupid Pink Sweater by
MewLuna reviews
Marshall just happened to fly past her window, his head just happened to look in her direction, and there he saw her snuggled up with the pink sweater like it was a flippin' pillow. Why does she love that ugly sweater so much? FxM One-shot, complete R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Glued by
Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harmless pranking, courtesy of John Egbert by
Tooka Chan reviews
John and Dave playing L4D2 like good bros. also masturbating happens. this sucks and it's pretty short but yeah. Dave/John, M for choking some chickens
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Shaking the Bed by
Tikal Tyrant reviews
Mordecai has worked long and hard, so maybe he deserves a little stress relief. Well that would be fine if Rigby were actually asleep. Is it wrong to listen? Rated for suggestions.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by
Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Foreign Christmas by
obsessedStuck reviews
The trolls and humans celebrate Christmas at John and Jade's house. Tons of fluff and fun. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Its Cool by
kaagehide reviews
"Dude, is that my shirt?" Mordecai asked even though he already knew the answer. Short, fluffy, one-shot! Post-Cool Bikes. /Morby
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Calm Down, Dude by
Tikal Tyrant reviews
A thunderstorm is brewing, and Rigby is no fan. The lights just begging to cut off aren't helping either. If Mordecai can't calm him down, he'll be complaining all night. Mordecai/Rigby if you want, but doesn't have to be. Either way, it's pure fluff.
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Not Just A Dream Anymore by
kaagehide reviews
Thats the seventh time he's had that dream this month. It was obvious why. He was in love with his best friend. /MordecaixRigby One shot
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Magic is the perfect icebreaker by
Koby J reviews
Arthur tries to hide his dislike when one of his knights form a strong friendship with Merlin. What he doesn't know is that Merlin saved the man's life with his magic. M/A, rated T incase of later chapters
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,742 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Fairy Tales are Stupid by
LyaGobetti reviews
Karkat can't sleep; mostly because he can't stop thinking about why John decided to save his life. Reading would surely keep his mind off of tof these complicated things, like always. Surely. a fic based on Shatterstag's fanfic, "Never Trust a Troll"
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Who's Losing Now? by
lying mongoose reviews
'Sometimes, making his friend happy is enough of a prize to warrant losing.' Oneshot, fluff in the second degree. Rigby and Mordecai have just been asking for it for a long time coming.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rematch by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Catching by
TopHatGirl reviews
Post Sburb, the resident coolkid disappeared for a year, coming back to prevent John from making a fool of himself. Funny, how even though Dave was the one catching, John's the one there to pick up the pieces. One-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by
shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 237 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Saltwater by
apollo-gize reviews
You are Dave Strider and it's the 5th anniversary of your annual visit to see your best bro, John Egbert. You want to ask him something, but he beats you to it- "Are we in love?". Good question. Dave/John, SLASH, ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Laundry Letters by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Choices by
DandalfTheWhite reviews
AU Fifth Year. Draco stops Harry in a hallway after a detention with Umbridge and their relationship slowly starts to change. Draco/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,147 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zero to Hero by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 157 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How To Defeat Underpants Gnomes by
Fate Harbor reviews
Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
A Regular Movie by
HollowPhoenix reviews
What happens when the gang gets movie tickets? Read and find out!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by
faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Still Here by
JokerSmiles reviews
Years ago Wendy broke Stan's heart. Now its high school and everything has changed. For the goths,his friends,relationships,family,and love? Or has everything remained the same?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Red Goth, Stan M.
The Bro Code Forbids by
Perdue reviews
Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Cocooned by
GrimmKitten reviews
Sequel to Poisoned Butterflies. Karkat and John are nearly out of high school, But their bromance finds Karkat reacting to John's close proximity in entirely new ways. Hilarity ensues due to both's cluelessness. Karkat/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/30/2011
Not To Him by
Comfy The Human reviews
Set after the episode, "Over The Top," when Skips accidentally kills Rigby over an arm wrestling challenge, then cheats death to bring him back. Slight hint of Mordecai x Rigby.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Paper Football by
AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Eye Contact by
dancearoundpizza reviews
"No, I mean – I mean, about YOU and RIGBY." The emphasis was, this time, unmistakable. Tension in the room rose like a flood, thicker than anything, cut by neither knife nor plus four broadsword. "Oh." Mordecai/Rigby.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by
CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by
Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Cherry by
T.N. Newton reviews
On a snowy winter day, Benson tries to spent the night with someone special. However, Mordecai and Rigby ask for something in return in order to leave him alone.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Benson - Complete
Destiny by
shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Merlin's father returns suddenly Merlin realizes that his destiny isn't exactly what he thought it would be. Separated from Arthur, Merlin's life is turned upside down, never once suspecting that Arthur might miss him with the same intensity.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Natural Occurrences in Order of Need to Live by
Writing2Death reviews
Arthur has a list in his head of Reasons Why He Loves Merlin. There are currently 327 reasons on that list. Merlin/Arthur, Fluff, Slash, Modern!AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Persnickety by
Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
The Charm Conundrum by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Action Figures by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth is From Your Lips by
Writing2Death reviews
In which Arthur wishes he knows things. "It's a little disconcerting - one moment Arthur's almost positive he'd like nothing better than to strangle Merlin because he's being an idiot and the next he gets ridiculous urges to ruffle his hair." M/A preslash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pieces of Us by
dentedsky reviews
Wherein Morgana Hires Merlin to Pretend to be Her Boyfriend So Arthur Doesn't Find Out She's a Big, Big Slutty Person. Um. But it's Merlin/Arthur slash, comedy, modern!AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,283 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cute Without The E by
comet80 reviews
Stan Marsh hates love. Slash. Stan x Red Goth
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Stan M., Red Goth
Alliance by
shadowglove reviews
When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 298 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by
CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You're Not Allowed To Be Ill by
Merthur reviews
When Merlin gets a cold Arthur worries a bit too much. SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Notice by
Merthur reviews
Arthur and Merlin think they are hiding their relationship well, until Merlin gets hurt, will people notice? SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
How to Romance a Human by
cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 299 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
10 People Who Found Out That by
PinkFairy727 reviews
...the Crown Prince of Camelot Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His Man-Servant. Summary: In which Gaius and Morgana get an eyeful, The Great Dragon is amused and Uther doesn’t behead anybody. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Job for an Angel by
cloudyjenn reviews
It's time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Miniature by
fishwrites reviews
Based on a fanart & this: "It's not unusual for a noble to have a loved one painted in miniature so that they can wear the small, bejeweled, painted trinket within their clothes, close to their heart." - Merlin is suspicious of Arthur's new necklace.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
txt msg by
Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Gum by
South Park Kid reviews
Tweek runs out of gum, but luckily Craig has some...in his mouth.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Amelioration by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mon Chat by
AntoinetteD reviews
what happens when in his animagus form, Draco gets taken in as Harry Potters new pet? Will seeing the 'real' Harry potter change his feelings for the man? Will any of that matter once Pansy finds out? Hp/Dm. Explicit. M/M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On The Lagoon by
shadowglove reviews
Sequel to On The Isle Of Apples. Something has changed in Merlin and Arthur's relationship since they turned teenagers, and Nimueh just can't put her finger on WHAT it could be. Then, after a visit to Northumbria ends badly she finally realizes what it is
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
On The Isle Of Apples by
shadowglove reviews
AU. As six year old Arthur chases six year old Merlin around the fountain on the Isle of the Apples, waving his wooden sword around and threatening the giggling boy to high heaven, Nimueh can't help but watch and chuckle. Implied future MerlinxArthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Mishap by
Digitallace reviews
Merlin's magic runs out of his control...with amusing results
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Order of Merlin by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love, Darkness Shall Follow Thee by
Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. It takes all the self-restraint in Arthur's body to not get off the bed, grab his sword, and go down down to the feast and cut Lord Cedrick's throat open. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pacman by
dark-night-sky reviews
Craig wants to sleep. But someone gave Tweek coffee before bed. With sugar. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Advantage by
adele4 reviews
Arthur is perfectly alright with Merlin not telling him his secret. No, really! // Spoilers for all of season one, none for season two.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Talk to Me by
Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Prat's in Love by
ForzaDelDestino reviews
After the Questing Beast adventure, a post-convalescent Arthur realizes that his feelings about his manservant have...evolved. But where's that coming from and how does Merlin feel? Furthermore, what should he do about it. Some SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Baby your mine by
inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Merlin is late again. Arthur goes to investigate and finds Merlin has turned into a baby using magic. Merlin's secret is out. Will they be able to turn Merlin back? And what Does Arthur think? Romance Merlin/Arthur Rated T for safety! R&R
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ealdor by
shadowglove reviews
Sequel to While You Slept. AU. preslash. Two months after Arthur was taken Merlin saved a young druid boy, raising the five-year-old, and eight months later Arthur returns with his knights and Morgana. Merlin realizes who Arthur is, and Arthur has a plan.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
While You Slept by
shadowglove reviews
AU. PreSlash. Merthur. In Ealdor, Merlin comes upon an injured man and takes care of him in secret, never realizing that the one he watches over is Arthur, the Crown Prince of Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Roots by
uncmeister reviews
-"Hey Red, your roots are showing.", He says from the dark corner he's holed up in. You act like nothing matters, just like the rest of them, but somewhere inside you're shaking. Red Goth/Stan, A story dedicated to finding yourself again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Red Goth, Stan M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by
faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Point by
adele4 reviews
Merlin/Arthur. Merlin and Arthur are sparring, Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic, and it leads to... more sparring. Clearly, Merlin does not lead an easy life.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Forgotten for Good by
freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
The Art of Having Fun by
adele4 reviews
In the hope of redirecting Arthur towards forms of entertainment that don't involve killing, hitting, or generally being a prat to anything or anyone, Merlin decides to learn to play chess. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
after effects by
adele4 reviews
Set after "The Gates of Avalon", Merlin/Arthur. After the whole Sophia debacle, Arthur has weird moments of friendliness, and Merlin rather wishes it would stop.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Can Wait Forever by
Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Red/Stan: "I've been sitting here for eight years just waiting for that preppy little cheerleader to break up with you - or for you to break up with her. I had to wait, be patient!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Stan M., Red Goth - Complete
Miscommunication by
Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Just Don't be a Prat by
AccordingToMel reviews
But when he saw a young, blond boy enter with his breakfast tray that was most definitely not his manservant, Arthur felt himself go from calm to irate in a few second flat. Consequently, the first words out of his mouth were: “Where’s Merlin?”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by
faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Haunting by
Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by
Gryvon reviews
Gwen hangs mistletoe in Arthur's room to inspire the boys. PWP.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/10/2009 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Strange and Unpredictable by
Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
Yep, that's how I like it, nice and boring. Even when that's not true when it comes to Tweek Tweak. Because Tweek's Tweek, he makes coming to school everyday worthwhile. That's not gay, right? Craig/Tweek, Craig's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
In Which Arthur Breaks his Composure by
ChudleyCanons reviews
This is my attempt at an alternative ending to 'Poisoned Chalice'. Gaius's POV. What if it was not Gwen who kissed Merlin when he awoke? I'm not particularly proud of this, it was very late when I wrote it but it was an idea that I couldn't ignore. A/M.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bath Time by
Faramirlover reviews
Arthur takes a bath and thinks about Merlin. Better than it sounds. Arthur/Merlin. Warning!citrus. M for a reason. Teensy tiny bit of angst that barely matters. Edited out, hopefully, all of the name mistakes. Thanks to the poeple that pointed them out.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Small Print by
faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pretend Preformance by
KivaEmber reviews
AU ONESHOT. The fangirls were driving Raito insane, and his only salvation was to pretend to go out with his sort-of-friend, Ryuuzaki Hideki. Unfortunately, Raito discovered that he was just trading one Hell for another. LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Trading Spaces by
SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Addict by
mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
What is Slash? by
clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Always Better When I'm With You by
xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Two-shot for Stan and Kyle; a single argument between him and Wendy triggers a chain-reaction in Stan forcing him to confront a side of himself he always pushed away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by
clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by
clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Wanna Hold Your Hand by
xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Fluffy one-shot for Stan and Kyle; fixed. Stan goes over Kyle's house for a sleep over and learns something about himself he somehow knew all along.R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by
Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by
faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life From the Start by
LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by
faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by
faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by
faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by
faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Topping Draco by
faithwood reviews
Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why I Do The Things I Do by
PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
People want to know why Tweek puts up with Craig. Well Tweek would be happy to tell them. Oneshot. CraigxTweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Tweek T., Craig T.] - Complete
Twenty Questions by
Mana Midnight reviews
When Snape finds a drunk Harry Potter, he takes him to his room for questioning, not knowing that this would in turn lead him to a revelation. DMHP slight slash, pilot fic. Sequel up, named Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Follow the Dragon by
faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being Jessie Carmichael by
faithwood reviews
No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Brick by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tambourine by
Qindarka reviews
Love. Affection. Think about it. Think about how it feels. Got it? Now... imagine how Tweek feels. SLASH tweek/craig
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tweeks Hiccups by
Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] Tweek and Craig are just hanging out, when Tweek gets the hiccups all of the sudden and Craig is determined to cure them. It's done. :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
So Damn Hot by
Paperleaf reviews
[CraigxTweek] Apparently it's more than the scorching weather that Craig finds hot. :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Best Dream Ever by
Paperleaf reviews
[StanxKyle] When Kyle flees his house to avoid work, he ends up at Stan's house. After napping the afternoon away, Kyle wakes up to an interesting scene indeed. Oneshot, slash. :]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Background Secrets by
Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by
Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,091 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by
Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misconstrued by
Seaouryou reviews
Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by
His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 3,998 - Follows: 620 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Simple Choice by
Ari Munami reviews
Ficlet. Draco thinks about what he's lost. And what he never actually had in the first place. Slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Courtship, Wooing and Other Such Nonsense by
Ari Munami reviews
In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hold Me Now by
Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by
Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by
Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.