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Joined 12-04-01, id: 134861
Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, Lizzie McGuire, Lord of the Rings, X-overs, and Harry Potter.

Real Name: Whitney

Aliases: Bibs, Whit, Ghetto Snowflake

Age: Fifteen

Female(doy)

Height: Five feet seven inches

Religion: Baptist

Grade: Ninth

Favorite movies: LotR, Star Wars, HP, Moulin Rouge, PotC (what's up with all the "of the" titles?)

Favorite TV shows: CSI: Las Vegas and Lost

Favorite Aritists: Evanescence, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Norah Jones, Josh Groban, AFI, Goo Goo Dolls, Vanessa Carlton

Fave Books: Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban and Order of the Phoenix are tied...*sniffles sadly and goes into an emotional breakdown* Poor Sirius... *cries, Hannibal, Speak, Silence of the Lambs

Fave Anime: Sailor Moon and Inu-yasha

Ships: Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Nevile/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Luna/Ron, Remus/Lily, James/Lily, Luna/Neville, Hagrid/Madam Maxime, Remus/Tonks, Severus/Lily, etc...

Lizzie McGuire: Lizzie/Gordo (duh), Kate/Ethan, Miranda/Larry, Melina/Matt, Kate/Gordo

Boy Meets World: Jack/Rachel, Eric/Rachel, Topanga/Cory, Shawn/Angela

ER: Carter/Abby, Kerry/Romano, Susan/Luka

CSI: Sara/Nick, Catherine/Grissom, Warrick/Lily, Grissom/ Sara

Star Wars: Anakin/Padme, Han/Leia, Luke/Mara, Obi-Wan/Padme

Sailor Moon: Nephlite/Molly, Serena/Darien, Mina/Andrew, Chad/Raye, Lita/Kenny, Amy/Greg, Haruka/Michiru, Rini/Helios, Hotaru/Helios

Even Stevens:Tawny/Louis, Ren/Bobby, Ren/Twitty, Ruby/Nelson

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Arwen, Legolas/Eowyn

BTVS: Spuffy!!! Oh, and W/X (Go ahead. Stare at me like I'm a weirdo. You know you want to.)

X-men: Jean/Logan (Go me. I'm the minority here.) Storm/Nightcrawler (Aaww...) Magneto/Mystique (What evil children they'd have!!!)

Inuyasha: Kagome/Inuyasha, Miroku/Sango

PotC: Jack/Elizabeth (I loved the island scene... Yeah!) Will/ Elizabeth (Cursed canon... IT DRAGGED ME IN!) Jack/Anna Maria (Last scene was cute when she wrapped the cloak/blanket around him. ^^)

I sail sunk ships.

Quotes: "Fear of the name will only increase the fear of the thing itself." ~ Hermione, "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Eric: How long have you been up there?!
Cory: Long enough to watch ya swap spit with a Feeny! ~ Boy Meets World

Shawn: Oh, c'mon Cory. I wasn't stealing your father.
Mr Matthews (Cory's Dad): 'Night Shawn.
Shawn: 'Night Dad!~ Boy Meets World

"Sometimes I'm glad I just work with dead people."~CSI

"We pass Raven Cheerleader and Amber Cheerleader on the way to my bus. They wrinkle their brows as they struggle to rhyme 'wombat.' Democracy is such a wonderful institution"~ Speak

"They're cutting in line! The barbarians!"- Captain Zidgler, "3-2-1 Penguins"

"Who wants to be ordinary in a crazy mixed-up world?"-Michelle Branch

"Where words fail, music speaks."- Hans Christian Anderson

"..."~Lanny

"You're right, gnomes are weird"~Lizzie McGuire

Warrick:"Griss, what were you in high school?"
Grissom:"A ghost."

"Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to"- Phoebe Buffay

"I'm not stupid. I just don't like answering stupid questions."-Hector "Zero" Zeroni-Holes

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"I always thought *Nsync was one of the seven signs of the Apocolypse."-Unknown

"Lose one friend. Lose all friends. Lose yourself." -Eric Matthews (See? He's not a COMPLETE idiot!)

Eric:"I know people. I've been around them all my life. Its like my fifth sense..."
Jack:"You mean your sixth sense."
Eric:"Nah, thats smell. Ya gotta be lucky to have that!" -Boy Meets World (err...Okay, so maybe he is)

"Pick your nose and see your boogers!"- My four-year-old brother, Luke.

Coversation of the Century: Well, there is this boy Johnathon and before he says anything he says somethin' like "I have a comment/question." and the class is beginning to say it also. Well, he decided to patent it. And of all people to be his *cough* lawyer he chose a nutcase, Justin.
Justin: *draws an R with a circle around it and sticks it on Jonathon's forehead*
Mrs. Farmer: Johnathon, you can't get a patent from a lawyer.
Johnathon: I have one anyways! And anyone who uses my phrases will be charged for it!
Me: *raises hand* Mrs. Farmer, I have a comment/question-
Johnathon: That will be fifty cents!
Me: *ignoring him* -What can he do to me if I don't pay?
Justin: I'm his lawyer! I can do something! *stands up*
Me: *stands up also and just stares down*
Justin:... I am going away now... *cowers off to the other side of the room*
Class: *claps*

Conversation of the Moment: Jessie: I could learn more from a pile of crap!
Me: Well, you could learn what something ate.
Jessie: Yeah!

Personal Quote: I look bad? Well, you look like crap. Is that in now?

Pet Peeves: Snobs
Mice

Forbidden love

Hate

People who think that being a freak is bad (Its not, its the best thing on Earth!)

Pointless smut

People who say I am a witch because my eyes go freaky when I get upset

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DISCLAIMER: I don't own any characters that you recognize in any of the stories of mine you read!

ALL OF MY FANFICS ARE ON HIATUS! Some may never be continued... I dunno. ^^;; I'm mostly focusing on poetry right now. *recieves raised eyebrow looks* Whut?

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Monstrosity by therentyoupay reviews
WIP. An alternate universe story that captures the essence of Disney's Beauty & the Beast, but with a purely Dramione twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 170,950 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Everything For A Price by Masako Moonshade reviews
Katara is in dire need, and she is willing to take help wherever she can find it. Zuko can help, but he asks for an unusual exchange. Zutara Now Complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,141 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
All Or Nothing by WoollyBladders reviews
From the age of eight, Drcao and Luna have been hiding a secret frienship that has held strong for many years. But when Luna does something that is seen as a betrayal by Draco, can their love and friendship last or will it forever be destroyed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Draco M., Luna L.
Coward by The Velvet Ghost reviews
In Spinner's End, Snape finally realises just what he's done, and Harry's voice is there to haunt him... 'coward'. Spoiler warnings for HBP, a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Glimpsing the Fandom by Dreamality reviews
A laptop with Internet access appears out of nowhere in the jungle. The survivors can only access Lost-related websites and are introduced to fan fiction, slash fiction, theories, and fan girls. Some of them are more affected than others. NOW COMPLETE!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Hurley, Charlie - Complete
Beauty and the Thief by EclipseKlutz reviews
[S1, post Confidence Man] In her blissful world, everything revolves around her. Fed up with it, Sawyer gives her a lesson in morals... or tries to. The result? Chocolate, aggravation, and pet names.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Sawyer, Shannon - Complete
Chronicles in Song by Mydnyte Houre reviews
A Draco&Hermione song-ficlet, based on 'Haunted' by Evanescence. Short, sad, weirdly written old story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net by Orlijah Bloomwood reviews
What will Legolas discovering fanfiction.net lead to?? What stories does he come across and read? Poems?Parodys that bash him? Or maybe...slash? What do the others think of these pairings? What will their beloveds think?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 8/16/2002
The Marauder by Phoenix Firefly reviews
FINAL CHAPTER Remus feels lonely without Sirius. He knows Harry needs him. He has to find a way to get him back… it is going to be harder than he initially thought, but now he has a plan… and his hopes dramatically rise… COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I'd Give Up Forever to Touch You by WarriorOfAvalon reviews
..SongFic- 'Iris' by the Goo Goo Dolls.. It's the last day of their seventh year, and Draco gets the surprise of a lifetime when he pours his heart out to a certain someone. (DH)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Lord of the Rings Characters go to Preschool by Daydream1 reviews
UPDATE! The title tells all! In this story, the now very young Lord of the rings cast to go to preschool. All of them! Even Elrond, Gandalf, Sauron, little ringwraiths! They're so cute!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002
Tempest Time Bomb by Leftomaniac reviews
:::It's FINISHED! Look inside for sequel information!::: A policeman, two more bodies, and some late night conversations. (Crosses over: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/Willard/Carrie/Donnie Darko/Psycho/Dracula/Intensity)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003
You're Not From Here by lilypad reviews
*Pirates of The Caribbean* Jack Sparrow on one of his many trips. Jack acts drunk, Anna Maria doesn't eat dinner, they hear voices...well, songs. It's a slight parody. Just read! And review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2003
Aftermath by Moggit reviews
*MAJOR SPOLIERS FOR OotP!* The aftermath of the end of the book for several characters. All framed around the orange, setting sun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003
No Such Thing by dramaqueen214 reviews
*Complete!* Final chapter on 4/20! Will Gordo stay? Or will he walk out of Lizzie's life forever? Read and Review!!!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Complete
CSI Crazy Scientists Indoors by Nikki9 reviews
Spying cameras+ crazy scientists + this fic = Discovering what your CSIs do when they think no one is watching.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002
Finding Miranda by LoVe2ChEeR reviews
When Gordo and Lizzie get married, they go on a search to find Miranda who ruined her own life and ran away to California. When they find her and bring her back to thier lives, will she become a pain to the newlyweds? please r&r
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 7/31/2002
Fanfic Education by The Reviewer reviews
All the lucky kids at Hogwarts have to take another class that will teach them about Mary-Sues, spelling and grammar and other fanfic evils >:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 3/25/2002
Friends for Life by skigrrrrrrrl reviews
Updated!! Chap. 5: The gang is starting their senior year, and many changes come their way. PLease R/R!!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002
I, LIKE, BROKE A NAIL! by BoReD-n-OhIo reviews
what if the fellowship acted like the cliques at my high school? find out here! Well, it's all over. I've got nothin' left to write about! Chapter 7 is up, but it's just a note. Please read the story if you haven't though!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 9/23/2002
Prom by Devil Boy reviews
They've gone from Prom nominees, to graduates, and now... actors? Well, one of them has. But the others are somewhat involved, too. Now, Gordo's popping the question...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002
Snippets from the ER by cein reviews
16 - Snippets based on Chaos Theory (S9 premiere)
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,077 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 12/16/2000
What Exactly? by Silverflare07 reviews
What's Gordo think after being acused of beign jealous of Lizzie's new b/f.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002
Harry Potter and that Insane Bunch of Hufflepuffs by PaGi reviews
This is a wacky, insane, story, and by chapter three, you'll be thinking "What is UP with the author?" Well, that's the point. There's a plot, and it's a crazy one. Enter at your own risk. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Jar Jar Binks - Mewtwo Rumble Showdown! by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
Star Wars/Pokemon, as if you couldn't tell from the title. An idea that sprung to mind as I pondered about my next fanfic...
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2002
Disney Therapist Helps Villains by Meg-Servo reviews
Disney Therapist Meg meets with different villains to help them sort their problems.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 4/26/2002
Party Animals by PezMaster reviews
(FULLY REVISED!) The Hallowe'en ball is coming and James is having girlfriend trouble, Remus has a date with a full moon, and Sirius becomes busy with open jars of peanut butter, spiking the punch, and overcoming his feelings for a certain someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Politically Incorrect - The Animated Edition by Laurie3 reviews
Milo Thatch, Gaston, San and Carmen Sandiego are the panel of this fictional episode of the late night show. They all butt heads on the issues of the environment, smoking, and media violence. Host Bill Maher wonders just how he got dragged into all this
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2001
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Not So Different reviews
This is just a short little ficlet about a winter's day in the Three Broomsticks and a small conversation between Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Consumed and Broken reviews
This is supposed to be from Snape's POV during his teenage years. Just about how he hates the constant taunting and how he wants revenge.. y'know, good junk like that. ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Severus S.
Here We Go Again
This is the only story I'm working on. Kelly and Whit are at it again! After formulating a crazy plan in her twisted mind, Whit drags her friend into the HP universe to get Hermione and Draco together. But what happens when everything goes wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Another Teen Insert Fic! reviews
Just four friends (three of which are total blondes) get thrown into M.E. Not a typical one, which means---NO FALLING IN LOVE WITH CHARACTERS OR VICE-VERSA! All of FotR up. PG for mild violence/gore and VERY mild profanity. Now with deleted scenes!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 11/10/2002
Harry Potter and the Gang of Lizzie McGuire reviews
Lizzie McGuire/ Harry Potter crossover. Lizzie and some of her pals recieve interesting news... Which results in them going to a very secret school in one of the best books ever...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
It's Up To Me Now reviews
What would have happened if Miranda were there for Dear Lizzie, Clue-Less, and Bye Bye Hillridge Jr. High? Probably not this, but it's close enough. (1st chapter bites, but I'd like a nice review or two. ^^)
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003
Hillridge Rouge! reviews
Also Humor/Drama. PG-13 just to be safe. I really have lost it now. It's a LM spoof of, you guessed it! Moulin Rouge! This focuses on a forbidden love between Gordo and Lizzie that Ronny Jacobs is trying to destroy. And Matt owns a nightclub! R/R please.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2002 - Published: 12/6/2002
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Lizzie! reviews
Evil cheerleaders are taking over the universe and all that stand in their way are a film-obsessed prince, a spicy artistic teen, a mute preteen, his very talkative friend, a mysterious pilot, a dumb blonde, and... The Tudge! Please R/R! ^_^
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2002
Whats On Your Mind? Or as called by me, My Show! reviews
Whit has a show with four secret co-hosts and they ask Star Wars characters questions! Leia's coming on next! Please send in questions for her!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002
A Thousand Miles reviews
A song fic to Vanessa Carlton's work of art. Lizzie remembers moments between herself and Gordo before revealing her deepest secret: That she loves him.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2002