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Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you ️ and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom ️ but ‼️ NEVER your dad! ️ You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me ️ Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First 1️ thing that’s different ⁉️ No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in ️ to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister ️ so now you know the real reason I rescued you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY ️ And if you tell your mom or sister ️ I said any of this I’ll deny it ️ And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do ️ whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my 1️ one ️ arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty That was FAKE I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty That’s my series arc Morty If it takes ️ 9 ️ seasons ️ I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY IT’S GONNA ️TAKE US ️ ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY 9️ MORE SEASONS MORTY 9️ MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING ‼️ SZECHUAN SAUCE FOR 9️7️ MORE YEARS ️ MORTY I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY

Rescue Flare by lazarov reviews
In which Matt Murdock dismantles a child trafficking ring while trying not to starve himself to death. (Warnings for: eating disorders, CSA.)
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,426 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [Matt M., Claire T.] Foggy N., Karen P.
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