Nuwanda goddess of the pen
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Joined 11-20-01, id: 129086
"A is for Amy who fell down the Stairs.
B is for Basil attacked by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leach.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug." - excerpt from the Gashlycrumb Tinies.

ello all.
hi my name is Lucifer, but you can call me Lucy.
or Nuwanda.
whichever you like.
i'm a Beatle Freak...so most of me fics are about them...although i do savour a good Harry Potter fic...and poetry...goshygeewilickers...i yuv poetry.i also love a series of unfortunate events. klaus rocks!! but sunny...man..sunny BITES PEOPLE. *cough* hello to people i know, and people i don't know. i do have some tips for you though.
1. don't eat canned salmon.
2. don't forget your pie.
3. hail the spork god.
4. read nuwanda's work.
5...stuff.

HUZZAH!!!!!!!!I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN WEBSITE!!!!!!!!
it has-
*beatle chords
*beatle lyric
*funny stuff (let's mock paul!!)
*quiz in which you find your beatle match!!!
*and more!!!
it's still being built...and after i'm done with it i'm moving on over to geocities...so see it at angelfire while you still can //^^

I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE!!!

just kidding. just wanted to get your attention. due to new feelings, i've decided to remove all but one insane story. i love writing things that make you laugh, and i will write one from time to time, but i feel that those aren't my best work, while they are witty/funny/insane/dribble, or whatever you like, i don't want them there. but don't worry. i am working on something BIG BIG BIG right now for my beatle fans!! :hugs all: i'm sorry. if you wanna be mean about it, please email me and i'll see what i can do.
i'm also deleting my poems...no respect for them at all...besides..they are rather personal and i don't want others reading them...i can't help it! i'm shy! :covers face with a bowler hat:

this is nuwanda, goddess of the pen signing off.

The Goddess Diaries by Squin reviews
Spoof of ‘The Princess Diaries.’ Hermione finds out that her parents aren’t dentists. They’re deities... “A GODDESS? ME?? Yeah. Right.” Emotional distress (on Hermione’s part) and laughter (on your part) ensues! Humor/PARODY/Romance R/Hr **F
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,409 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2001 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Hermione G., Ron W.