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Joined 04-20-09, id: 1908801, Profile Updated: 09-02-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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twilight , almost famous , spider-man 3.

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my chemical romance , panic at the disco , this providence , the academy is... , cobra starship , stars , paramore , dashboard confessional ,fall out boy , death cab for cutie , cute is what we aim for ,smshing pumpkins , MANY,

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Twilight by DazzledShamrock reviews
Bella finds a book that depicts her life. Just what the hell is going on and what is she going to do about it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'm With the Band by BSparrow reviews
This is my attempt to tell the story behind Penny Lane. What made her the way she was? Where did she come from? This starts before the movie and may lead all the way into the movie.
Almost Famous - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2008
A Great and Terrible Twilight by icalledmylovefalselove reviews
In the world of Kartik and Gemma. Kartik/Gemma pairing, though Kartik and Gemma are split in personality between Edward and Gemma. Rated T for mild... stuff :P
Crossover - Gemma Doyle Trilogy & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009
Shattered by eternalsunset7 reviews
New Moon rewritten, with a twist. When Edward leaves, and Alice follows, she turns into a rebel. the sly, but the impossibly sweet Colton enters the picture. What will become of her, and will she ever return to the innocent girl that Edward saw? BxE/BxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Making A Home by Ranma15177 reviews
When a beautiful young woman decides to end the misery of her life, Carlisle picks up the pieces and helps her live again. Carlsile X Esme with young Edward in all his sardonic, sarcastic glory as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Maximum Ride Commentaries by AmerikajinOtaku reviews
Maximum Ride characters making commentaries for actual fanfictions. Totally funny! Please donate your fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Insanity In Layman's Terms by It'sTimeToDance reviews
I never have been, nor ever will be, completely there. I am just an idea half thought, and I AM NOT THERE!
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
A Long Time Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
There had to be a sacrifice. And she could see that they would be okay. For a time. A&J, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Im Cullen style by SwimmingTwilightLover96 reviews
This is IM, cullen style. Anything can and will happen here. Including Emmett and cheese, Rose and a zit, and so much more. Review if you want more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Caius
Remembered and Forgotten by He-Will-Never-Know reviews
One of my first, I’ve decided to continue and make it a two-shot. When Jacob arrives drunk on Leah’s doorstep, things change, and love rises, that is until he awakes next to her, a little too close. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Memories by Tsuki no mizu reviews
Vampires can't remember anything of their human lifes, or can they?. He's a century old or so, obviously he'd fallen in love before, obviously but still... A Bella and Edward moment, R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Aurora by SpawnofSoto reviews
Pre Twilight. Marcus's POV. Marcus and Caius's story from creation to reason why Caius is terrified of Werewolves. AKA Children of the Moon. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Marcus, Caius
Starlight by Vengeance6661 reviews
What happens when Renesmee has grown up and is in high school herself? What happens when a mysterious Gerard Way comes to the town of Forks? Renesmee realises from first site that he isn't normal... so what is he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
My Chemical Romance by Chantalle Cassidy reviews
Jasper changes a dying Gerard Way and becomes a member of My Chemical Romance. Just randomness
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jasper
Cementery Soul by coincidenceorasign reviews
Edward Cullen loved the 3 yeard old Bella Swan. One day , he is destroyed and becames a ghost , as he watches Bella growns he decides he cant stand it , he needs her and gets into her life m even if he is invisible for now.Like taking his brother body.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once upon a time on a reality show by AITWAWTICEWNY reviews
When Edward is made to go on a reality show to find a girlfriend, Alice makes his bestfriend of 18 years, Bella, be an undercover contestant to help him. But is she of much help? Nope. Unless you consider making out with him constantly, helping of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Expression by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Donnie's thoughts before he falls asleep.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
A Blue Twilight by PurpleSpring reviews
'Heart pounding, arms bleeding, eyes crying, I saw nothing. Suddenly a blinding light cut through to me, and suddenly my vision was filled with a blue light. I looked up, and saw an astonishing blue twilight.' Twilight/Blue Bloods crossover!
Crossover - Twilight & Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008
Dean VS Castiel's Trenchcoat by JeffersonStarship reviews
This story follows Dean on his quest to rid Castiel of his own trenchcoat ....
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Vampires by Zylime reviews
Vampires is a parody of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
CASTIEL AND THE FANGIRLS by JeffersonStarship reviews
What happens when the fangirls get a hold of Castiel?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Whoops by Skybyrd reviews
Luna Lovegood and a camera
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
He Saved the World by genderqueerjedi
Short songfic. oneshot. Donnie's thoughts throughout the movie. I own neither Donnie Darko nor Everyday Superhero by Smash Mouth ...this is my first ever songfic... plz be kind
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Wizard of Oz by Rodmeister reviews
...as told by Holden Caulfield
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
How Luna Lovegood Became Loony Luna by Lady Alchymia reviews
Luna Lovegood takes her first ride on the Hogwarts Express and becomes Loony Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Luna L., Cedric D. - Complete
Fresh Sheets by Adventures reviews
Oneshot Frank and Donnie romance. Takes place after the Tangent Universe as if Donnie was alive.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
When Ron Weasley meets Luna Lovegood in a park by Uranie reviews
Ron feels very lonely because Harry and Hermione are in love with each other. Pretty sad situation. But he will find Luna! the second round is here! enjoy it!review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Ron W., Luna L.
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Folie A Deux reviews
Jasper's sister Rosalie is turned into a vampire by another vampire called Edward. When Jasper calls a hunter called Bella , the case gets way more complicated. When an unexpected danger haunts them , they will have to stick together or die. AU//ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Sleeping with GIANTSsongfic
A conversation between Bellatrix and Draco. They talk about their origins as DEATH EATERS. song:sleeping with giants-The ACademy Is...REVIEW PLEASE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Letters as light as feathers
They say friends can fix up your problems, But Bella’s newest friend can solve her whole life thought letters. Because ,of course, normal people can understand a time-travellers that befriends a wolf and falls in love with an virtual-vampire-stranger.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sorrow Morning reviews
This is the tale of Alice latest days at the mental hospital.The ones she cant remember but she wrote. Including character we knew before and exactly how he turned into a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alice, Caius
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