Castigat Ridendo Mores
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Joined 04-30-09, id: 1919856, Profile Updated: 05-06-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Alice in Wonderland, Shakespeare, and Harry Potter.

My name, Castigat Ridendo Mores, is Latin, and translates to: "One corrects customs by laughing at them."

I am a bisexual college student who plans to move to England after graduation. I am extremely liberal politics wise, but I do believe the death penalty is appropriate for those who murder others. I am pro-choice when it comes to abortion, however this does not mean I would have one myself unless the situation called for it. I believe in polyamory, have a few religious things I believe in, but not one faith in particular, mostly just polytheistic/deism/reincarnation things. Religion really isn't big in my life though, I'll say that now.

I speak fairly good French (but not perfect of course; I'm no native) and I know a few words/phrases in Latin, Spanish, Swedish, and Irish Gaelic. My heroes are a random assemby of people including: Brian Molko, Edie Sedgwick, Marilyn Manson, Lewis Carroll, Tim Burton, Henry VIII of England, William Shakespeare, Andy Warhol, Salvador Dali, and Bettie Paige. But those are just a few and probably don't even cover half the people I look up to.

I really wish M. Manson would finish Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll so I could watch it already. It look absolutely spectacular from what I've seen/heard of it. :D

I hope to publish someday, and well.. that's all for now.

--Favourite Pairings--

Alice In Wonderland: Hatter/Alice, Knave/Alice, Knave/RedQueenOrQueenOfHearts.

Sweeney Todd: Johanna/Anthony, Lovett/Sweeney, Sweeney/Anthony.

Shakespeare: Beatrice/Benedick MAAN, Cassio/Bianca Othello, Richard III/Lady Anne RIII, Macbeth/Lady Macbeth Macbeth, Tamora/Aaron Titus A, Chiron/Demetrius Titus A.

Cruel Intentions: Sebastian/Kathryn, Kathryn/Cecile, Court/Kathryn.

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Frabjous Day by Sare Liz reviews
What if Alice had stayed? Alice/Hatter, Movieverse
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Hearts by Random-Battlecry reviews
Alice, having gained her crown, stays in Wonderland to become its Queen. Bad associations spoil even the purest of intentions. When her rule becomes a reign of tyranny, the Hatter is the only one left to stand up to her, reluctant as he might be.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice
The Taste of Shame by teamdemonmonkey reviews
Jasper's point of view when he attacks Bella in New Moon at the birthday party. Written for Stealth. R/R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Today by The Last Letter reviews
Today Leah woke up and realized something. That she could move on with her life, and that Sam and Emily were perfect for each other, and that she and Sam never could have been like that. It was just a Thursday morning, but it turned into a good Today.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Leah - Complete
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Cassio Rules In Cyprus reviews
My own addition the ending of the play Othello. Mild Cassio/Bianca angst-fest. Just a one-shot.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Just A Thought reviews
A Terry/Michael drabble, thus it's slashy. Read and review if you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Terry B., Michael C. - Complete
Dead Queens Don't Bite reviews
When Hatter is abducted by the Red Queen, Alice must go back to Underland for the third time. Uses canon from the Tim Burton Movie as well as the original AIW books. Rated M because questionable things will surely happen. Please review. Hatter/Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
A Side of Dark Alice reviews
A poem based on moments in the story that seemed dark to me when I read them.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Alice - Complete
Royal Will reviews
Don Pedro is missing, and Messina will be forever shamed if he is not found. Several pairings. Less lighthearted, more dark/angsty than the original play. Written in prose, 3rd person POV. Do enjoy, and review. Rating might increase later. From Much Ado.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010
The Fine Art Of Stealing A Tart reviews
Crispin Glover is ultra smexy as the Knave of Hearts. I was very inspired by his...performance. A poem instructing the Knave on How To Steal A Tart. Takes a different meaning of tart than a tasty dessert. Kind of naughty. Rated T for that reason.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Knave of Hearts - Complete
The Hatter's Love Poem To His Absolute Alice reviews
A love poem with a twinge of sadness, hinting at unrequited love. Hatter/Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
The Sun Rises For Sinners Also reviews
A Caius drabble. They watch the sun rise everyday. He has sin in his life. The sun still rises despite the fact. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Caius - Complete
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