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Hey People!

I am a girl who is OBSESSED with music.I cook and do lots'o'other stuff.I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC!!I also Play the Cello it rocks!!

Age: Y Do u Need 2 No?

Lives: Where i am

Please PM me.!!

Favorite TV shows: House MD, NCIS, NCIS:LA, The Mentalist, Anything Food Network, House MD, All CSI's, Greys Anatomy House MD (I LOVE HOUSE)

Fav Movies: The Twilight Saga Movies, Night at the Museum, Avatar.

Fav Bands: All American Rejects, Rascal Flatts, Carrie Underwood, Sarah McLaughlin, Bryan Adams, Lonestar, 2Cellos

TEAM ALICE and Edward.And Carlisle ... oh what the hell TEAM CULLEN

'AND SO THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB'

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

TEAM CULLEN - NOT JACOB !! HE DOESN'T SPARKLE !!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

"I'm really gald Edward didn't kill you, everythings so much more fun with you around" Emmett, Eclipse
"How oppsed are you to Grand Theft Auto?" Alice, New Moon
"And we continued blissfully into this small but perfect peice of our forever" Bella, Breaking Dawn
"Forbidden to remember, Terrified to forget" Bella, New Moon
"You bit a pillow?" Bella, Breaking Dawn
"Fall down again Bella?" Emmett, Eclipse
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." Bella, Eclipse

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
Um... all of them.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella punches Jacob.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
In New Moon, when Alice & Bella are in Italy and Alice asks her how opposed she is to grand theft auto.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?
In Eclipse, where Edward & Seth are fighting Victoria & Riley

Which book cover was your favorite?
Eclipse & New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
What kind of question is that? Duh.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?
BOTH!!

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
Midnight Sun

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

EDWARD.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?
Edward

Bella or Jacob?
BELLA.

Bella or Alice?
Alice

Alice or Jacob?
ALICE

Rosalie or Alice?
Both, Rose is just misunderstood.

Jasper or Alice?
NO! I CAN'T CHOOSE!

Jasper or Edward?
BOTH!!=P

Carlisle or Esme?
Dont make me choose!!

Emmett or Jasper?
Again; DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!

Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett - all the way.

Bella or Rosalie?
Hmm ... If i had to choose I'd say Rose.

Esme or Charlie?
Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?
Charlie

Jacob or Sam?
Jacob

Sam or Quil?
Quil.

Quil or Embry?
BOTH

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?
VAMPIRES

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Everyone except 4 new moon

How long did it take you to read the books?

Hmm ... about .. a week? It took me three days to read BD and little less than a day to read the rest

Who introduced you to the books?
Awesome Friendss

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Given them to me as a gift :P

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Midnight Sun.

What's your dream ending to the series?
I wouldn't change ANYTHING. Well maybe the whole Jacob-Imprinting thing ... but ima not get into that.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?
Jasper & Alice & Emmett - ALL THE CULLENS

Who's your favorite vampire?
Again : all the Cullens

Who is your favorite werewolf?
If i ahd to choose ... Seth

What's some ome your fav quotes?
ALL OF THEM!!

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really,Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE Twilight. I LOVE Robert Pattinson. I LOVE the CullenMen.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

If you dont want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse,

If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella, plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to do to die), copy and paste this in your profile

I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder. Put this on your
profile if you've caught it too... ...Put this
...E...On you
...D...Profile
...W...If
...A...You
...R...Have
...D...That crazy
... ...Obsession over Edward

ILoveEdwardCullen,
ILoveRobertPattinson,
ILoveTwilight,
ILoveNewMoon,
ILoveEclipse,
ILoveBreakingDawn,

IHateJacobBlack

30 Things I have learned from Twilight

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Something Sweet

A Girl asked her boyfriend;

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you choose me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

1.What would you say about your boyfriend?
Sweet Baby James-James Taylor(His name is James haha)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Can You Feel The Love Tonight-Elton John(It is morning!!)

3. Your teacher is ...
Jesus Take The Wheel-Carrie Underwood(She is Religous)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Go All The Way-Perry FarrellProm song from Twilight When Everybodys Dancing inside

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
Tremble For My Beloved-The Collective SoulAfter the Car Wreck when Edward saves BellaTWILIGHT

6. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
My Favorite Mistake-Sheryl Crow

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Beautiful Disater-Kelly Clarkson(Never!!)

8. How do you feel right now?
American Soldier-Toby Keith(My cousin just came home from iraq!!:D)

9. What's on your bedside table right now?
Some Hearts-Carrie Underwood

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Picture to Burn-Taylor Swift(OK??)

11. When you open your wardobe you see...
The Night Before(Life Goes On)-Carrie Underwood

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Don't Stop Belivin'-Journey(I got an award i thought I wasnt going 2 get it was Awesome!!)

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?
Surfin USA-Beach Boys(COOL Cullens go 4 a Surfing Contest!!)

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
I Caught Myself-Paramore(Okay??)

15. Your life's theme song?
Lessons Learned-Carrie Underwood(Perfect 4 me)

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Steve McQueen-Sheryl Crow(COOLIO)

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Full Moon- The Black Ghosts (Beginning of Twilight)

18.Your motto is..
Because of You-Kelly Clarkson Reba (True)

19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Teardrops on My Guitar-Taylor Swift

20. What did you dream about tonight?
I Hate Myself For You-Kelly Clarkson

RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Mary's Song(Oh MyMyMy)-Taylor Swift

2.How would you describe yourself?
Decode-Paramore

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
SpotlightTwilight Mix-MuteMath

5. What is your life's purpose?
Before He Cheats-Carrie Underwood

6. What is your motto?
Beat it feat. Fergie-Micheal Jackson Fergie

7. What do your friends think of you?
You Found Me- Kelly Clarkson

8. What do you think of your parents?
Addicted- Kelly Clarkson

9. What do you think about very often?
The Devil went down to Georgia-Charlie Daniels Band

10. What is 2 2?
Thriller-Michael Jackson

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Because of You- Kelly Clarkson

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Sweet Baby James-JAMES Taylor

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:
Everyday is a Winding Road-Sheryl Crow

Birth:
Surfin' USA- Beach Boys

First day at school:
Clair De Lune- Debussy

Falling in Love:
Beat It-Micheal Jackson

Fight Song:
Philadelphia Freedom-Elton John

Breaking Up:
Don't Forget to Remember Me-Carrie Underwood

Prom:
Mountain Music- Alabama

Life:
Teardrops on my Guitar- Taylor Swift

Mental Breakdown:
Should've Said No-Taylor Swift

Driving:
Breakaway- Kelly Clarkson

Flashback:
A Place in This World- Taylor Swift

Wedding:
I Caught Myself-Paramore

Birth Of Child:
Hear Me- Kelly Clarkson

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:
All American Girl-Carrie Underwood

Death Scene:
Steve McQueen-Sheryl Crow

Funeral:
Bad Bad Leroy Brown-Jim Croce

End Credits:
Leave Out All the Rest-Linkin Park

Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!! PASS IT ONI don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

AU Alternative Universe
AH All Human
OC
Original Character
IC In Character
OOC
Out Of Character
OTT Over The Top
Lemon
Graphic sex scene
Lime
Intense fluff
Fluff A sweet moment shared between characters
OMC Oh My Carlisle
OME Oh My Edward

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

15: You have looked for Caf-Pow at your local supermarket.

16: When someone says, "Let's go!", you respond, "Going, boss!"

17: You can identify the Gibbs Rule for this number.

18: You have tried to find a better anagram for "Timothy McGee" than "Thom E. Gemcity" (bonus points if you came up with "Emmet Tchigoy").

19: You think the people who manufacture paper clips should put signs on them saying, "Warning: Do not loan to Ziva David."

20: You think of "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." as "that other show that David McCallum practiced on".

21: You have arranged for a Mass to be said for the soul of Kate Todd
You know you're obsessed with House when:

1) You call everyone, but yourself, an idiot.

2) You give your friends and yourself a character that represents your personality.

3) You scream at the TV whenever House and Cuddy don't kiss.

4) You own all the box set seasons 1-5.

5) You know all the Houseisms that there ever were.

6) You put pics of Hugh Laurie, Robert Sean Lenord, Lisa Edelsten and the rest of the cast by your bed.

7) You write fanfiction of House. (Need I say more?)

8) You let NOBODY bother you on Monday nights.

9) You wish you were a co-star on House, just to meet Hugh Laurie

Put This On Your Page
If You
Love Dr. House

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #2: Never screw over your partner.
Rule #3: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #4: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #5: Never be unreachable.
Rule #6: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Rule no 28: Never run with sharp objects
Rule no 29: Never fall asleep at your desk while handwriting a report
Rule no 22: Always carry a razor

Unknown numbers:
"Never work the system when you can work the people."

Never Underestimate your opponent s03e24-"Hiatus 2"

Always keep a spare. s03e22-"Jeopardy"
"Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness."
"Never marry a woman who eats more than you."
Never ask a woman her age or something like that on One Shot One Kill.

Unofficial Rule A: Never say apologise, as it's a sign of weakness.
Unofficial Rule B: We don't believe in coincidence.
Unofficial Rule C: But we do believe in bad luck.
Unofficial Rule D: Don't speak geekspeak, speak English.
Unofficial Rule E: Headslap only the back of your underlings' heads: anything else would be demeaning (Gibbs once said a slap on the face was humiliating, whereas a cuff to the back of the head was a wakeup call).
Unofficial Rule F: Always anticipate
Unofficial Rule G: Know how to do every job that your underlings can do (this rule falls down if one your underlings happens to be Tim McGee, but we would all get a good laugh watching Gibbs trying to hack into the CIA's computers)
Unofficial Rule H: If a computer doesn’t work, hit it.
Unofficial Rule I: Always acknowledge good work by underlings.
Unofficial Rule J: When using Truth by Intimidation, always remain silent for at least a count of 5 after doing the act of intimidation, at which point the canary will sing.
Unofficial Rule K: When in the interrogation room, stop the recording devices when the information strays into personal matters irrelevant to the investigation (e.g., don’t ask/don’t tell rules for gay Marines, revelations of unrequited love)
Unofficial Rule L: When your cell phone breaks, have DiNozzo "fix" it (unwrap a new one from the supply drawer)
Unofficial Rule M: Always ask for permission to touch the body: it belongs to the M.Examiner (Ducky has been known to get stroppy if anyone spoils his crime scene, he reportedly threw somebody down a hill).
Unofficial Rule N: When doing a shootout, don’t kill the hostage and avoid shooting off their ear.
Unofficial Rule O: Don't call Ziva 'Ma'am' and don’t call Jenny 'Madam Director', if you want to live.
Unofficial Rule P: When hacking the CIA, give underlings a get out of jail free pass.
Unofficial Rule Q: When breaking others' rules, do not get caught.
Unofficial Rule R: If you want to gain access to a secure area to investigate, carry a cup of coffee and some paperwork and act like you belong.
Unofficial Rule S: Never, ever (ever) get Ziva angry.

ABBY'S RULES

1. Remember her birthday.
2. Treat the team as family: desertion not permitted.
3. Scientists do not rely on luck.
4. Gibbs' gut is allowed to be lucky because he is not a scientist.
5. Don't forget to defrag your computer.
6. Trust the evidence.
7. Trust Gibbs.
8. Dress codes are for other people.
9. Be kind to your equipment./ Always keep a spare(Caff-Pow)
10. Be happy.
always have a reserve

McGEE'S RULES
1. When in doubt, speak geek.
2. When colleagues insist that the characters in your book are based on them, repeat the word "fiction" as many times as possible.
3. When the computers don't work and the computer technicians won't work, fix them yourself.
4. Always speak the truth.
5. Always be respectful and polite, no matter what the provocation.
6. Take all possible opportunities to get the revenge of the nerd, whilst maintaining very polite language.
7. Use vocabulary and implacable will to intimidate the person you interrogate.
8. Be willing to stand up to gangleaders, by using your height to stare down upon them.
9. Don't ask, so that they won't have to tell.
10. Avoid heights.
11.Always delete pics of Ziva when you say you are going to.
DINOZZO'S RULES
1. Never sit on the sidelines when your people need you.
2. If a sexually attractive female is involved in the case ALWAYS hit on her.
3. Never underestimate your opponent.
4. Always seek out a movie analogy.
5. Take every opportunity to do a Tommy Lee Jones speech from the Fugitive.
6. When doing Tommy Lee Jones impressions, get the accent right.
7. Always defuse a situation with humour rather than resorting to authoritarianism.
8. Always make sure your work is done but make it look like you are just lazing around.
9. If said work is not yet done, come back in the middle of the night to complete it.
10. Do not fall in love when working undercover.
11. Do not go undercover posing as the boyfriend of anyone.
12. Be very careful whom you tongue-kiss: it might be a man in disguise.
13. Never pick on a probie when he is down.
14. Maintain the morale of the rest of the team, even when you have sufficient experience to be really very worried about Gibbs.
15. Develop a firstname working relationship with the Director but defer to Gibbs.

One of DiNozzo's actual rules is never date a woman who eats more than you, I think it maybe 8

ZIVA'S RULES
1. If it annoys you, kill it
#2: Always torture Tony when you have the chance, but never admit your true feelings. Mainly because you are still confused about them.
#3: Be very stealthy when trying to capture pictures of a child bomber.
#4: Be very discrete when talking about your half-brother who happens to be a double agent killer who also killed your new team's member

When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left!

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Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
High school classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. Between truth or dare, streaking, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella ... what could possibly go wrong? ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 3/14/2008
Far From His Arms by twifanforever460-bina reviews
Bella is abducted from a person of Edwards past. She is held captive and forced to give up everything. She is allowed to write a letter to Edward. What happens? Do they get her back? Rated T. Cannon Pairings. Summary sucks. Sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
NCIS in the House by The Maudlin Muse reviews
Ziva is shot, with unpresidented results and Gibbs is left to take care of her in her... incompacitated state. It is up to a certain Doc in NJ to figure out whats wrong with her if there is any hope of things ever getting back to normal! please review!
Crossover - NCIS & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009
the secret swan by ELF-yes i am short reviews
this is set after NM but Edward doesn't come back, Bella gets a job at N.C.I.S, this is set after Kate died, despite her promise to Edward Bella gets a job that could kill her. will edward be there to save her one more time....
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Tony D., Bella
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
What Should Have Been by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
What if Gibbs' daughter, Kelly, had lived? How would the lives of the NCIS characters change with Kelly Gibbs in the picture? A rewriting of different episodes with Gibbs' daughter alive and well.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,256 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Truth or Dare: Emmett Style by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Miss I M Gibbs by RangaHotMrsBlondDR reviews
Edward leaves bella in new moon not knowing that she might not have been staying with him long after all. bella gets sent back to her father spacial agent gibbs. bella tries all she can to forget the cullens untill NCIS finds a marien with bite manks :-
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
For the Sake of Art by onyourleftinheels reviews
After losing a patient due to a bizarre twist of fate, House is kidnapped for his assailant's own sick pleasure and his "art". hurt!House. hurt!Wilson. HUDDY! Set sometime late S2/early S3.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,086 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Savior by brokenfromthepast reviews
Bella is being abused by her uncle, James. What happens when a certain family comes in, and they try to help her get out of this mess? R&R please! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out In The Cold by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
On their way to a conference, House and Wilson are in an accident. They must try to cling on together in the frigid snow. And together, they find out just how strong their friendship is. On hold
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
CAMP CULLEN! by alaska-young reviews
What would happen if the Cullens opened a summer camp you ask?well everything imaginable! this is a story of what happens when a girl tori and her friends go to this camp! what will happen? i suck at summaries just read the fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,632 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Bearing the Burden by FUlyric reviews
In an alternate version of Simple Explanation, Taub finds Kutner has been the victim of a terrible crime. Can he be saved? Who wants him dead, and how far will they go to achieve that goal? Taubner friendship, with a generous helping of House & Co.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,640 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - C. Taub, L. Kutner
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
KIDnapped by yourface-isgreat reviews
5 kids get kidnapped, hence the name, and the NCIS team is called to find them. But, they get a surprise: The kids have the team's personalities! Please read and review. Co-written by Rae DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2010
Growing Pains by An Emotional Vampire reviews
4-year-old Bella loses her parents in a nasty attack and is rescued by the Cullens. Will they adopt her and help her or will they send her away? Read to find out! *Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,253 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slave by I'm Still Alive reviews
In an AU of Twilight, it is 1861 and Bella is with Jacob. While trying to find a present she lost in the forest, she is kidnapped and made a sex slave to Edward.When she starts to go from hate to something else, will bonds be tested? Read & Review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Life of the Cullens: Christmas Edition by MissElectricRed reviews
It's Christmas time with the Cullens! Shopping, Christmas dinner, ect! Join your vampire family for Christmas fun! All Vampires!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
The New Pet 2: Heart of the Lion by Blueroan reviews
The continuing adventure of Sarah, the newest member of the Cullen family. Still 'blind' but now a vampire with awsome gifts, she faces new challanges and new danger.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,687 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Welcome To Existence by kdcullen reviews
Edward has spent his existence searching for happiness. When his eyes fall upon small, four year old Bella, who was meant to become dinner to the Volturi, he can't help but feel that his happiness isn't as far away as he thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,675 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Forgive and Forget by MelloKai reviews
House's parents come to visit,& Wilson learns of House's unhealthy childhood. House and Wilson get into an accident driving them back to the airport, and House is missing for a few days. Can House forgive his dad? Can Cuddy ever love House? FullSumInside.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,328 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Twilight in Princeton by Jazelle1996 reviews
House gets called upon to help a sick Bella while she and Edward check out Princeton Univ. House gets a bit more involved with the clan, and he's wondering if they can help him. House a vampire? SEQUEL ENTITLED FULL MOON IN PRINCETON.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 40,029 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - G. House, Edward - Complete
Happily Ever After or not? by smileyfriees reviews
Victoria goes to the Volturi to seek revenge on the Cullens. Now Edward and Alice must join the guard or Bella will die. Will Bella forgive Edward for breaking her heart? Review! Be nice though. First F.F.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
stuck in the closet by amobutterfly25 reviews
what happens when bella gets stuck at work? she is held hostage of course but will she make it out alive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,137 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008
Trial and Error by NiteJasmine reviews
NOT part of my Comfort Series! Something entirely different! House is kidnapped and tortured by some brutally nasty research doctors. Warning-They hurt him! Rated M/Adult for strong language and mature theme.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - G. House
Sickness de la Cullen by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
All of the Cullens get a disease and are mentally ill for about a week. All of their symptoms are different. Disclaiming now: Totally don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Captive by Bexxii Cullen reviews
It starts as a normal day at Forks High School until the students are taken hostage by escaped criminals. The Cullens are wracking their brains on how to save the day, but it's difficult when there's a bomb... strapped to Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/1/2009
Bellas Blind by edwards.little.witch reviews
Bellas having a bad day. its sunny, so no edward. but now she has Bio with Mike. what if her bad luck struck again and a chemical gets into her eyes? will bella be blind forever?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cooking with Vampires by Abi94 reviews
What happens when you get bored Cullens and a hungry Bella? A Cook Off of course! Emmet and strudel, Rosalie and sushi, Jasper and eggs, Alice and toasties and Edward and chicken soup. What could be better than lunch cooked by your favorite vampire coven?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/20/2009
Blind Beauty by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella was left blind in an accident.Her mom sent her to live with her dad a few years later with her guide dog 'Goliath' Bella is anti-social because of her condition when she gets to Forks and meets the Cullens,our Favorite Vamps.OOC E&B SEQUEL OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,476 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come What May by vilene reviews
It's the first day of senior year. Edward lets Bella drive to the meadow, what happens when the weather and a stray animal in the road causes Bella to crash too fast for Edward to stop it? Can Edward and Bella handle whatever life has to throw at them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blessings by twilightfan4life92 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella dates and ends up marrying a new student named Matt. He turns out to be abusive and, after being almost killed, Bella goes to the hospital. Her doctor is Carlisle. He desides to bring Bella to The Cullen Home for protection. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,646 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Aro's Little Human Pet by lbj reviews
Aro adopts some pets...human pets that is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,467 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Captive by ileamc reviews
AU: bella lives in a facility and her dad kidnapped Edward to research. Will Bella and Edward fall in love? or will Charlie get in the way?. I need help with some ideas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
In Self Defence by Alipeeps reviews
House is attacked by a clinic patient. Major House angst and lots of HurtComfort but no ships, just HouseWilson and HouseCuddy friendship. Chapter 11 now up at last!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,741 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson
Through It All reviews
When Bella's dad is killed, Edward brings her to the family, who adopt her. As Bella grows up, the Cullen family is brought together in more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Bella, Edward