xXemerald912Xx
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Hi There! I'm xXemerald912Xx

People I fangirl over

1.Logan Lerman

2. Andrew Garfield

3.Cameron Boyce

4.Justin Timberlake

5.Conor Maynard

Songs I can't get out of my head:

Break the Bank by Schoolboy Q

My Hitta by Yg

Classic by Mkto

Midnight City by M83

Problem by Ariana Grande

Foreign by Trey Songz


Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

27 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”avorit
8. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
9. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
10. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
11. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
12.Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
13.Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
14. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
15. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
16.Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
17. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
18. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
19. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
20.Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
21.Talk to a pen.
22. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
23. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
24. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
25.While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
26. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
27. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"


When a guy is jealous... It's cute. When a girl is jealous... World War III is going down

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Fan Fictions I like writing about:

1. Jessie (tv show)

2. Jackie Chan Adventures

3. Kingdom Hearts

4. Monster High (only like writing sometimes)

5. Percy Jackson

6. Harry Potter


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Monster High: Exams, Sex and Cafeteria Lunch by Sam-E234 reviews
Most people like to only focus on the fact that these characters are monsters. But before they're vampires, ghosts, werewolves and such, they're hormonal, destructive and confused teenagers. With secrets, flaws and bad acne, the Monster High Ghouls will have to face their biggest problem - Puberty. Reviews are very much welcomed!
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,988 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Clawd Wolf
Pretty Little Lying Monsters by Dark Metal Queen reviews
The Monster High Version of Pretty Little Liars. Rated T. Lagoona has diasappeared and at the start of a new school year Draculaura, Clawdeen, Frankie, and Cleo begin receiving mysterious messages.
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Clawdeen, Cleo, Draculaura, Frankie
not another love story by xXFiascoXx reviews
oh but is another love story between rom and clawdeen and what should have been... enjoy! Rated M for strong language, sexual dialogue, sexual theme and violence later
Monster High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Clawdeen W., Romulus
The strangest things by Fred weasleys angel reviews
Hermione has started her 7th year as head girl. The head boy is being nice even though he's in Slytherin. Will love blossom or will other things get in the way? Not DH compliant. POST-WAR !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,926 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
Clawdeen Gets Sick by arianapa1216 reviews
Clawdeen gets a fever and her parents make Clawd and Howleen take care of her! They get to prove that they can handle responsibility but in a humorous way. This is a random story and my first Monster High fanfic. Please read and review!
Monster High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Howleen, Clawdeen - Complete
Matchmaker by AX2 reviews
Having to return a favour, Hermione is tasked to get Blaise Zabini to go out with Lavender! Blaise thinks Hermione fancies him, and so does Hogwarts! Will Hermione fall for Blaise's charm? And who fell down the window?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,832 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
The Future by Darks00 reviews
Ever wonder what the future holds for our 6teen gang?
6teen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006
Roommates by slytherinrules85 reviews
At the start of seventh year, Head Boy and Girl Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger are assigned quarters together. As the year goes on, they discover an ageold mystery and the War becomes close to home. Now AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,229 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete