
Im not really a writer mostly a reader :) So I can't wait to read everyone's stories!!! :D
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that put it in your profile. That's sooooo cool and very very amazing that I can read that!! LOL
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" (This is the funniest one!! :P)
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
This sounds like stuff I would do!! LOL
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
I will love Twilight FOREVER!!
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!(Bunnies Rule!! LOL)
Reasons You Know You Live in 2008
1. You accidently put your password into your microwave
2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don’t have a myspace or screen name
4. You’ld rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V
6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends
9. You were to busy to notice the number 5
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly
12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did (Well I did!!LOL)
Buddies and Best Buddies
Buddies: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST Buddies: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Buddies: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST Buddies: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Man... that was fun!"
Buddies: Have never seen you cry.
BEST Buddies: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
Buddies: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST Buddies: Has you on speed dial.
Buddies: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST Buddies: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Buddies: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST Buddies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Buddies: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST Buddies: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Buddies: Would knock on your front door.
BEST Buddies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
Buddies: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST Buddies: Already knows not to tell.
BuddiesAsk why you're crying
Best Buddies: has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Buddies: say you can do better than him
Best Buddies: Will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Buddies: Hides me from the cops
Best Buddies: is probably the reason they are after you in the first place
Buddies: lets you make an idiot of myself in public
Best Buddies: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.
Buddies: Will help me learn to drive
Best Buddies: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance
Buddies: Will go to a concert with you
Best Buddies: Will kidnap the band with you
Buddies: Help you get over a boy
Best Buddies: will go up to the boy punch him then say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Buddies: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
Best Buddies: Ask why it took so long for you to call
Buddies: Wonder about your love life
Best Buddies: Could blackmail you with it
Buddies: Will help you find prince charming
Best Buddies: Would kidnap him and bring him to you
Buddies: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best Buddies: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
Buddies: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best Buddies: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
Buddies: Will offer you a soda.
Best Buddies: Will dump theirs on you.
Buddies: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best Buddies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't want to waste!"
Buddies: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Best Buddies: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Buddies: Will tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
Best Buddies: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
Buddies: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
Best Buddies: Are jumping right after you
Buddies: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
Best Buddies: Are your weekend boarders
Buddies: Are offended when you make fun of them
Best Buddies: Kick your butt and all's forgiven
Buddies: Are shy around your boyfriend
Best Buddies: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
Buddies: Don't see you if you're sick
Best Buddies: Are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
Buddies: Dare you to scream into the street
Best Buddies: Dare you to go streaking into the strreet
Buddies: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
Best Buddies: Meet your boyfriend and scares the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
Buddies: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
Best Buddies: Will pick out the scariest movie you have for movie night then both of you scream the whole way through it
Buddies: Asks nicely for your stuff
Best Buddies: Shouts "GIMME!"
Buddies: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour
Best Buddies: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning
Buddies: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Buddies: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Buddies: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Buddies: Won't let me go away
Buddies: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Buddies: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Buddies: Fade
Best Buddies: Are forever
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Breaking Dawn
How long did it take you to read the books?
Two days for each book except for Breaking Dawn which I read in 3 days. Plus I have read eaach one several times! :)
Who introduced you to the books?
My Bestest Buddie In The World!!
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Borrowed them but i really want to buy them
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Well, I've already read Breaking Dawn, and i have the movie, so i'd say Midnight Sun (I can't wait for THE NEW MOON MOVIE!!)
What's your dream ending to the series?
I think it should have ended with what happens years later with Nessie and Jake
Favorites:
Who is your favorite character?
Edward, Bella, Nessie, Jake, Seth, Leah, Embry, Alice, and Emmett
Who's your favorite vampires?
Emmett, Edward and Alice
Who is your favorite werewolves?
Seth, Jacob,Embry,and Leah
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
I don't own the books so I will get back to you on this one
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
Their wedding and after they got back from the Volturi
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella punches Jake
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
when alice kiddnapped her in Eclipse
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When the Volturi come to get Nessie and the battle against the newborns
Which book cover was your favorite?
New Moon
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
UHHHHHH...DUH!!
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight.
New Moon or Eclipse?
eclipse
Eclipse or Twilight?
Eclipse.
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
I've already read Breaking Dawn so Midnight SUn
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
Midnight Sun.
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Breaking Dawn.
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
edward.
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Edward
Bella or Jacob?
Jacob
Bella or Alice?
Bella
Alice or Jacob?
jacob
Rosalie or Alice?
Alice
Jasper or Alice?
Alice
Jasper or Edward?
Edward
Carlisle or Esme?
Carlisle
Emmett or Jasper?
emmett
Emmett or Jacob?
Jacob.
Bella or Rosalie?
bella
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie
Charlie or Carlisle?
carlisle
Charlie or Billy?
Charlie.
Jacob or Sam?
Jacob.
Sam or Quil?
Quil
Quil or Embry?
embry
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Both are pretty good at being villians so BOTH!!
Werewolves or Vampires?
BOTH ROCK
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Breaking Dawn, she was very brave for her baby
How about Edward's?
Idk but definetally NOT NEW MOON
Jacob's?
New Moon and Breaking Dawn
Alice's?
Breaking Dawn she plans Bella's wedding and when she kidnapped Bella in Eclipse
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
ALL OF THEM!! ( Who wouldn't chose that??)
Quotes From the Twilight Saga
I had considered taking out the rear of his shiny Volvo, but there were too many witnesses. (Bella in Twilight)
"Do I dazzle you?"
"Frequently" I admitted (Bella and Edward in Twilight)
"I always tell you what I am thinking"
"You edit," he accused
"Not very much"
"Enough to drive me insane."(Bella and Edward in Twilight)
"Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk," he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest.
"Drunk?" I objected
"You're intoxicatedby my very presence." he was grinning that playful smirk again.
"I can't agrue with that," I sighed (Bella and Edward in Twilight)
"Oh, crap," I croaked. My throat was thick with sleeping.
"What's wrong, Bella?"
I frowned at him unhappily. His face even more anxious than before.
"I'm dead right?" I moaned. "I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is going to kill Charlie." (Bella and Edward in New Moon)
"Yeah, I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."(Edward to Bella in Twilight)
"Bella, how strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" (Alice to Bella in New Moon)
"You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home."(Bella to Edward's answering machine)
Still trying to find more qoutes!!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
I'm The Kind of Girl...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. (I do this frequently)
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. (It's SO much funner)
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (That's what happens when i start thinking again)
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (They are sooooo much nicer and sweeter in the books)
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. (HYPERIE GOODNESS!!)
FUNNIE STUFF
Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"
Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Happiness is just around the corner! Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
25 Signs You Are Obsessed With Twilight
1. You get excited every time you see a Volvo, whether it's gray or not.
2. The same goes for old Chevy pick-ups.
3. You plan on naming at least one of your future children Edward, Isabella, Alice, Jasper, Jacob, Rosalie, or Emmett.
4. You decide to reread the entire series in the week before Breaking Dawn comes out, "just for fun".
5. You get excited when your skin is paler than usual.
6. You have begun using strawberry-scented shampoo.
7. You tell your boyfriend that you think he should dye his hair bronze.
8. There is a continuous argument among you and your friends: who's better, Edward or Jacob?
9. You ask your eye doctor if your contact perscription comes in gold.
10. Everytime you see someone reading any of the books, you get excited and want to go talk to them, even if you don't know them.
11. You constantly harass any of your friends who haven't read Twilight.
12. You'd like to take a family vacation to Forks.
13. People with red, curly hair make you think of Victoria.
14. You get excited when you see wolves on TV.
15. You've been a vampire for Halloween for the past three years in a row.
16. You ask your English teacher if you can write your book report about Twilight.
17. You also ask your English teacher if she'd like to read the book while you're at it.
18. You try to find people in your school who look like each of the Cullens (no one does).
19. When you have free time, you sketch each of the book covers on the corners of your papers.
20. You also scribble "I love Edward/Jacob" on your papers.
21. You ask your history teacher if the class can go over the Civil War during the year of 1861.
22. You've bought Wuthering Heights just to read the passages mentioned in the books.
23. You believe that anyone who hasn't read Twilight is deprived.
24. You make playlists to go along with each book.
25. You've been smiling to yourself the whole time you were reading this list.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Darn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!
5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say “life is short”. What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
America's Intelligence:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation... hopefully)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to where?)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Annoying things to do on an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.