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HELLO FANFICTION.NET!

Ummmmmm. Let's see. am an absolutely crazy teenager, but do not worry, I have a few moments of sanity, but they're always BORING! So they're rare 0.o. I have major four obsessions . The first is TWILIGHT! I am obsessed with the book series and have counted down the days till all the movies. The second is VAMPIRE ACADEMY! I love all the books. I have gotten most of my friends into it too. When I brought Spirit Bound to school after it had come out we fought over it (luckily it did not get TOO damaged). Not the same experience with Last Sacrafice. Wasn't it BRILLIANT THOUGH! I CAN'T BELEVE THE MURDERER WAS ACTUALLY...SPOILERS! Not giving it away! My third and final obsession is The Hunger Games! I absolutely love the books, even if they make me sad. And guess what...I'VE MET SUZANNE COLLINS! I wen to her Mockingjay book signing with my BFF, it was Awesome! The last but not lease is DOCTOR WHO! LOVE THE SHOW. BETEST SHOW EVAR!


Authors I Recomend...

Okay they are actually the same author, but two different accounts and two different fanfictions. She's my best friend and she has some REALLY good stories. She's a great writer(even if shes too modest to accept that fact). Anyways...

For Doctor Who fanfictions, the account is FantasticlyBrilliant (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2015333/FantasticlyBrilliant)

The second is for Danny Phanntom. If you like that show, The account is DanPOWER (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2520391/DanPOWER)

CHECK OUT HER STORIES! you won't regret it!


Other Hobbies:

Playing Clarinet (In my high School's marching band)

Writing

Reading

Riding Bikes

Hiking

Listening to Music


Favorite Band:

TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also like Green day, Muse, and Chamelion Circuit


Favorite Books:

Twilight Saga

The Uglies Saga

Vampire Academy

The Hunger Games


Favorite TV Shows:

DOCTOR WHO!

The Simpsons

Glee

Vampire Diaries


Best Couples:

Edward & Bella

Dimitri & Rose H.

10th Doctor & Rose T.


Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know


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16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (This one is my favorite)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


You know you live in the 21st Century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


Are you Crazy?

(X) You have yelled at a non-living things (Computer, DVD player, car,etc.)
(X) You have ran into glass/screen doors
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
(X) You have run into a tree/bush.
(X) You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

(X) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
(X) You just tried to lick your elbow. (OUCH!)
(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
(X) You just sang them to make sure.
(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
(X) You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

() You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
() You type with three fingers or less.
(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3

(X) You have fallen asleep in class.
(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
(X) You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.
() You have eaten a bug accidentally (eww...)
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
(X) You break a lot of things.
(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
(X) The word "um" is used frequently.
(X) You don't know what "um" means.
(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4

Crazy Scale: 128/144


Copy and pastes that were so me had had to put them in my profile!

Psychiatrists say that 1 out of every 4 people are mentally ill. Check three of your friends. If they're okay, then you're it!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Hell yes, and worse when shes had sugar)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his dang cereal put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop stalking Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol. Put this in your profile if you're part of the two percent who would rather have chocolate any day.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversaition, put this in your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile. (I do this with all my fandoms, most commonly "tick tock tick tock" "wibely wobely timey wimey" "i like bananas, bananas are good" "does it matter" and "may the odds be EVER in your favor!)

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you just read a superlongprofilethingbecauseyouwereverybored copy and paste this to your profile.

If you often search your own profile and read the whole thing because your bored put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with twilight or anything else vampire related and people ask you why and tell you to get a life put this in your profile. :)

If you have ever wanted to shout out RAXACORICALPHALAPATORIOUS in a silent room for of working people put this on your profile

If you say 'yeah...' alot copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve got a Sonic Screwdriver and/or want one, copy and paste this to your profile. (Just got the flashlight one fur Christmas :D)

If you have a best friend who’s so weird, they even freak you out sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!

Twilighter and PROUD OF IT!!

If you think apples should be banned for keeping The Doctor away, copy this into your profile.

Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doctor for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile! )

If you're one of the smart beings who know that Rose will return someday, put this on your profile. (She Better!!!!!!!!!)

If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Doctor Who,copy this into your profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile (HELL YES!)

If you think that the Doctor and Rose should have got together, got married, and run off to make lots of little time babies then copy and paste this into your profile.

If Rose belongs with the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been hyper for days because of (re)watching an awesome Doctor Who episode, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are planning to write a very, very angry letter to Russell T. Davies asking why in the world he would do that to Donna Noble, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you have fallen UP the stairs, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Yes but it's happened)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile. (hahahahahah LOVE THIS ONE!)

If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Asking the Doctor what button to press is like asking a cat to fetch the morning paper for you. You'll get a bemused look and no answer.

If you believe that all hospitals should have little shops...copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you believe that Doctor Who is the Greatest Show in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you want to kill Moffett for stealing Davies' Job copy and paste this into your profile! (My panda will find you! lol private joke!)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (WTF! ONLY THREE!)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words to them copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love ya

~TheGirlWho'sWaiting


THE GAME

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Old Enemies, Old Friends by AndyBCM reviews
Here's the sequel to Time After Time. Once again the Cullen's perfect lifestyle has been interruped by a man from Gallifrey. But this time they face somthing terrible. This really is the last stand and battle for them. Read as their worlds fall to pieces.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,859 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 5/3/2009
Time After Time by AndyBCM reviews
After Breaking Dawn all is going well and happily for the Cullen’s. But when a mysterious man arrives will everything fall to pieces. As the story unfolds we realise things are not as they seem. Twilight and Doctor Who/Torchwood crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,883 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
The Scavenger Hunt by cheri1 reviews
10/Rose with Martha and Donna. The Doctor and Rose along with Martha and Donna are in a race to finish first in a scavenger hunt aboard the TARDIS. Thrills, chills, laughter and adventure await all of them. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,468 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Still Stuck In NY by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
The long awaited -kinda- sequel to Ney York Another Crossover. Edward torture, shopping trips, the usual. About as normal as it can get for vampires...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Alice, Rose H.
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Vampire Chat by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Extream randomness and a little OOC never hurt anyone. So why not have a little MSN chat? Slight Christian/Adrian in later chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
The Cullens HACKED! by theb0y-whowaited reviews
This is a new spin on the Cullen Aim and other such that you see on Fanfiction. But I plan to do so much more, so come check out the pure AWESOMENESS! That is THE CULLENS:HACKED! OIUGBKJBNOIUGFDOCNEIUUIOBVMS D SQUEE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Out in the Rain by SatteliteHeart reviews
The Doctor and Rose land in a strange rainy town, summoned by a distress call. The doctor discovers that Vampires and werewolves reside there, alongside the humans... but who sent the call? and why? first ever go at crossover. please review! xD
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bella
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Cullens Behaving Badly by bizzabel reviews
A week of chaos when poor little human Bella acidentaly persuades Esme and Carlilse to go away for some R&R. All hell brakes loose; banned games, dares, forbidden kisses, lots of laughs, secrets, 'quality bonding' and worse... story beats summary! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doctor Plus Coffee Equals Chaos by Time Lady 802379 reviews
Rose has always wondered why the Doctor never drank coffee. But when she tries to find out, she gets more then she bargined for. Then throw in a few Daleks invading Torchwood, and you get a story. Now completed! Enjoy and Review
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Twilight FortunatelyUnfortunately Game by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Bella & the Cullens are unbelievably bored, so they play a story-making game using themselves as characters. Featuring: Dazzling Cullens, Aro fangirls, and the tale of the magical pink bunny. Rated T just to be safe. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
Saint Lilith's Academy For Vampires by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Summary: When The school for Vampires burns down, students and teachers of Saint Vlad’s are forced to go to another school built in Washington. The Cullens are forced by the Volturi to enroll at Saint Lilith’s Academy, bringing Bella. full summary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
The Imprint by AthenodoraHatesMe reviews
Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Caius, Leah
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Games with the Cullen's by Fear-My-Glitter reviews
Never know what the Cullens are gunna play next! Includes Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, etc. Please R&R D And also, this is my 1st story so help me out a little.Set after Breaking Dawn on just a normal day. Werewolves included for a short time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Crazy Changing Life by Beanie-Loser reviews
What would have happened if Edward & Bella slept together before her 18th birthday. Edward still leaves not knowing Bella is pregnant. Seventeen years later Renesmee and Ej go to collge but what happens when Renesmee roommates are two of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
Adventure at the Mall by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
What place s will Emmett want to go to? What will happend. What will Alice buy this time? What destruction will Edward cause? Jasper? Rosalie? Even Carlisle and Esme? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Trip with the Cullens by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post BD; Eternity can get pretty boring after a while, so the all the Cullens go for a long car trip, with many stops. Read to discover all the crazy things that happen on the way! Punchbuggy with Emmett? I spy with my fortune-telling eye with Alice? R/R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
A Series of Twilight Hybrid Parodies by CumuloQ reviews
What if Twilight merged with Harry Potter? Or with some other book that I can't think of at the moment, but will get around doing? Or maybe even a movie? Well, comedy is a definite result - I'm hoping. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks by borndancer reviews
Edward, Jasper and Alice think that Emmett has been dumb for one decade too many. They decide to try to teach Emmett to be clever. Is it impossible? Will Emmett ever not be stupid?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Alice, Emmett
A New Kind Of Hybrid by starlitsmile reviews
Renesmee and Jacob have a daughter, Marianna. She's not one-of-a-kind; she's human. Or so it seems... What happens when she ticks off the Volturi? What happens when she lets her secret loose? The Cullens may be in danger - unless Marianna can save them..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer's partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting where she left off.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,900 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Camp Counselors: Edward and Jacob by Kimmy1901 reviews
[Sequel to Handcuffs] What happens when Bella signs Jacob and Edward up to be Camp Counselors?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Lollipop by Loveonawirex reviews
Alice has a vision that she gets to fulfill her wedding plans for Bella and Edward, is in an obnoxiously hyper mood, has a something stuck in her head that annoys the hell out of Edward, and lands Emmett in some serious trouble. Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
2012 by Genne reviews
Martha asks to go see the Olympics. The Doctor takes her, but doesn't join her. He goes for his own reasons. To watch a day in his own past...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete