![]() Author has written 1 story for Warriors. A little about me...: Age:13 Name: Oh, you wish you knew Home town:youkeepwishing Location:Canada Fav Color: Purple Fav Animal: Koalas, Pandas and Cats The best word to describe me is: Hyper Interests: Animals, Reading, role playing and being random Favorite movie: Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog Favorite TV shows: The monk, Dexter My hero: Dr. Horrible!! (kind of ironic...my hero is a vilan =P) My superpower is: I can turn into a cat =O.o= If I could live anywhere, it would be: in a house where I would have 3 cats and a million corn cobz!! My dream job(s): anything to do with animals or a publisher/writer Petpeeve: that you can't put pictures or music on your fanfiction.net profile! Favorite songs: Slow me down, Castle on a cloud, Seasons of love some other stuff: Random quotes: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. He who laughs last didn't get it. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. In God we trust; all others must pay cash. Copy and Pasties: If you hope Jayfeather gains world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the Trix kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Barkface has lived waaaaay too long, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think people should cut Ashfur some slack, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate Miley Cyrus, copy and paste this onto your profile. I LOVE RANDOMNESS! Put this on your profile if you are random, and proud of it. Pie. I am a turkey. Cheez. KETCHUP! Mr. Banana had a mushroom! HAHAHAHAHA! (stolen from lenziekat's profile) ~I love you Skye~ My bird, Skye died the night before I wrote this (April 18th 2009) I am still very depresed and would appreciate it if everyone who cares would post this on thier profiles to help keep his memory alive, or if you have ever lost a loved pet: In memory of Skye: May I go now? I’ve lived my life and done my best, I didn’t want to go at first, I want to go. I really do. To give you time to care for me I’ll not be far, I promise that, Thank you so for loving me. So hold me now, just one more time (the poem was not written by me, it was written by Susan A. Jackson) Extra random things I posted here because I am the mastah of this profile MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!: I got this from an e-mail, if you want to know your prediction and you aren't Cancer TOO BAD!! muahaha! CANCER (The Cutie) 1-20: Things CATS Must Try To Remember! 1.Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself. 2.I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves. 3.If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry. 4.The guinea pig likes to sleep once in a while. I will not watch him constantly. 5.If I bite the cactus, it will bite back. 6.I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at nothing right after my human has finished watching "The X-Files". 7.Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail. 8.No matter how dangly and attractive they are, my human's earrings are not cat toys. 9.If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true. 10.My human is capable of cooking bacon and eggs without my help. 11.The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor. 12.I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat. 13.I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer. 14.It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee. 15.The goldfish likes living in water and must be allowed to remain in its bowl. 16.If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end. 17.I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. 18.The large dog in the back yard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it. 19.I am a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around with my tail fluffed up will not make my parts grow back. 20.If I must give a present to my humans's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live cockroach, even if it isn't as tasty. Dr. Horrible sing-along songs!! 1. My Freeze Ray Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Neil Patrick Harris Laundry day See you there Under things Tumbling Wanna say Love your hair Here I go Mumbling With my freeze ray I will stop the world With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to Tell you how How you make Make me feel What’s the phrase? Like a fool Kinda sick Special needs Anyways With my freeze ray I will stop the pain It’s not a death ray or an ice beam That’s all Johnny Snow I just think you need time to know That I’m the guy to make it real The feelings you don’t dare to feel I’ll bend the world to our will And we’ll make time stand still That’s the plan Rule the world You and me Any day Love your hair PENNY What? HORRIBLE No - I... love the... air... Anyway With my freeze ray I will stop 2. Bad Horse Chorus Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Jed Whedon, Joss Whedon, and Zack Whedon Bad Horse, Bad Horse Bad Horse, Bad Horse He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin He got the application that you just sent in It needs evaluation, so let the games begin A heinous crime, a show of force (a murder would be nice of course) Bad Horse, Bad Horse Bad Horse, he’s bad The evil league of evil is watching so beware The grade that you receive’ll be your last, we swear So make the bad horse gleeful, or he’ll make you his mare You’re saddled up; there’s no recourse It’s “hi-yo, silver!” Signed: Bad Horse. 3. Caring Hands Music by Jed Whedon Lyrics by Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon Performed by Felicia Day Will you lend a caring hand To shelter those who need it Only have to sign your name Don’t even have to read it Would you help… No? How about you? 4. A Man's Gotta Do Music and Lyrics by Jed Whedon Performed by Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion, and Felicia Day HORRIBLE A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do Don’t plan the plan if you can’t follow through all that matters: taking matters into your own hands Soon I’ll control everything, my wish is your command HAMMER Stand back everyone, nothing here to see Just imminent danger, in the middle of it, me Yes, Captain Hammer’s here, hair blowing in the breeze And the day needs my saving expertise A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do Seems destiny ends with me saving you The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death So I’ll give you a sec to catch your breath PENNY (in shock) Thank you Hammer man, I don’t think I can Explain how important it was that you stopped the van I would be splattered I’d be crushed under debris Thank you sir for saving me HAMMER Don’t worry about it… A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do Seems destiny ends with me saving you When you’re the best, you can’t rest, what’s the use There’s ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death PENNY (overlapping) You came from above I wonder what you’re Captain of My heart is beating like a drum Must be, must be in shock Assuming I’m not loving you to death HAMMER/PENNY So please give me a sec to catch my breath HORRIBLE (overlapping) Are you kidding? What heist were you watching? Stop looking at her like that Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage? I stopped the van, the remote control was in my hand Whatever Balls 5. My Eyes Music by Jed Whedon Lyrics by Maurissa Tancharoen, Jed Whedon, and Joss Whedon Performed by Neil Patrick Harris and Felicia Day Guitar by Nick Gusikoff HORRIBLE Any dolt with half a brain Can see that humankind has gone insane To the point where I don’t know If I’ll upset the status quo If I throw poison in the water main Listen close to everybody’s heart And hear that breaking sound Hopes and dreams are shattering apart And crashing to the ground I cannot believe my eyes How the world’s filled with filth and lies But it’s plain to see Evil inside of me is on the rise PENNY Look around We’re living with the lost and found Just when you feel you’ve almost drowned You find yourself on solid ground And you believe There’s good in everybody’s heart Keep it safe and sound With hope, you can do your part To turn a life around I cannot believe my eyes Is the world finally growing wise ‘Cause it seems to me Some kind of harmony Is on the rise HORRIBLE (overlapping with Penny below) Anyone with half a brain Could spend their whole life howling in pain ‘Cause the dark is everywhere And Penny doesn’t seem to care That soon the dark in me is all that will remain Listen close to everybody’s heart And hear that breaking sound Hopes and dreams are shattering apart And crashing to the ground I cannot believe my eyes How the world’s filled with filth and lies But it’s plain to see Evil inside of me is on the rise PENNY Take it slow He looks at me and seems to know The things that I’m afraid to show And suddenly I feel this glow And I believe There’s good in everybody’s heart Keep it safe and sound With hope, you can do your part To turn a life around I cannot believe my eyes How the world’s finally growing wise And it’s plain to see Rapture inside of me is on the rise 6. Bad Horse Chorus (reprise) Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Jed Whedon, Joss Whedon, and Zack Whedon He saw the operation you tried to pull today But your humiliation means he still votes “neigh” And now assassination is just the only way There will be blood, it might be yours So go kill someone Signed: Bad Horse 7. Penny's Song Music by Jed Whedon Lyrics by Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon Performed by Felicia Day Here’s a story of a girl Who grew up lost and lonely Thinking love was fairytale And trouble was made only for me Even in the darkness Every color can be found And every day of rain Brings water flowing To things growing in the ground Grief replaced with pity For a city barely coping Dreams are easy to achieve If hope is all I’m hoping to be Anytime you’re hurt there’s one Who has it worse around And every drop of rain Will keep you growing Seeds you’re sowing in the ground So keep your head up Billy, buddy 8. Brand New Day Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Neil Patrick Harris This appeared as a moral dilemma ‘cause at first It was weird though I swore to eliminate the worst Of the plague that devoured humanity it’s true I was vague on the “how” - so how can it be that you Have shown me the light It's a brand new day And the sun is high All the birds are singing That you're gonna die How I hesitated Now I wonder why It’s a brand new day All the time that you beat me unconscious I forgive All the crimes incomplete - listen, honestly I'll live Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-It-All is through Now the future's so bright and I owe it all to you Who showed me the light It's a brand new me I got no remorse Now the water's rising But I know the course I'm gonna shock the world Gonna show Bad Horse It's a brand new day And Penny will see the evil me Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure And she may cry but her tears will dry When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia It's a brand new day Yeah the sun is high All the angels sing Because you're gonna die Go ahead and laugh Yeah I'm a funny guy Tell everyone goodbye… It’s a brand new day 9. So They Say Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Robert Reinis, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, Stacy Shirk, Steve Berg, Felicia Day, Nathan Fillion, David Fury, Marti Noxon, and Neil Patrick Harris MOVING GUY So they say Captain Hammer’s become a crusader Political – He’s cleaning up the streets OTHER MOVING GUY About time GROUPIE #1 So they say that it’s real love All GROUPIES So romantic GROUPIE #2 He signed this PENNY So they say we’ll have blankets and beds We can open by Monday Thanks to you HAMMER Thanks to me BOTH NEWS PEOPLE It’s the perfect story NEWSMAN So they say NEWSWOMAN A hero leading the way BOTH NEWS PEOPLE Hammer’s call to glory NEWSWOMAN Let’s all be our best NEWSMAN Next up – Who’s gay? GROUPIE #3 So they say he saved her life GROUPIE #1 They say she works with the homeless And doesn’t eat meat ALL GROUPIES We have a problem with her GROUPIE #2 This is his hair HAMMER This is so nice Just might sleep with the same girl twice They say it’s better the second time They say you get to do the weird stuff BOTH GROUPIES We do the weird stuff PENNY This is perfect for me So they say I guess it’s pretty okay After years of stormy Sailing have I finally found the bay PENNY(overlap with Horrible below) There’s no happy ending So they say Should I stop pretending Or is this a brand new day DR. HORRIBLE There’s no happy ending So they say Not for me anyway Stop pretending Take the chance to build a brand new day GROUPIE #2 This is his dry cleaning bill ALL GROUPIES Four sweater vests 10. Everyone's A Hero Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Nathan Fillion Backing Vocals by Stacy Shirk and Maurissa Tancharoen Piano by Danny Chaimson It may not feel too classy Begging just to eat But you know who does that? Lassie. And she always gets a treat So you wonder what your part is ‘cause you’re homeless and depressed But home is where the heart is So your real home’s in your chest Everyone’s a hero in their own way Everyone’s got villains they must face They’re not as cool as mine But folks, you know it’s fine to know your place Everyone’s a hero in their own way In their own not-that-heroic way So I thank my girlfriend, penny (yeah, we totally had sex) She showed me there’s so many Different muscles I can flex There’s the deltoids of compassion There’s the abs of being kind It’s not enough to bash in heads you’ve got to bash in minds Everyone’s a hero in their own way Everyone’s got something they can do Get up, go out and fly Especially that guy – he smells like poo Everyone’s a hero in their own way You and you and mostly me and you I’m poverty’s new sheriff And I’m bashing in the slums A hero doesn’t care If you’re a bunch of scary alcoholic bums Everyone’s a hero in their own way Everyone can blaze a hero’s trail Don’t worry if it’s hard If you’re not a friggin' 'tard you will prevail Everyone’s a hero in their own way Everyone’s a hero in their way Groupies: (over hammer) We’re heroes too We’re just like you We’re heroes too 11. Slipping Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Neil Patrick Harris Look at these people – amazing how sheep’ll Show up for the slaughter No one condemning you – lined up like lemmings You led to the water Why can’t they see what I see? Why can’t they hear the lies? Maybe the fee’s too pricey for them to realize Your disguise is slipping I think you’re slipping Now that your savior is still as the grave you’re Beginning to fear me Like cavemen fear thunder – I still have to wonder Can you really hear me? I bring you pain, the kind you can’t suffer quietly Fire up your brain, remind you inside you’re rioting Society is slipping Everything’s slipping away So… Go ahead – run away Say it was horrible Spread the word – tell a friend Tell them the tale Get a pic – do a blog Heroes are over with Look at him – not a word Hammer, meet nail Then I win – then I get Everything I ever All the cash – all the fame And social change Anarchy – that I run It’s Dr. Horrible’s turn You people all have to learn This world is going to burn Burn (yeah, it’s two r’s. H, O, R, R, yeah right.) Burn No sign of Penny – good. I would give anything not to have her see It’s gonna be bloody – head up Billy buddy There’s no time for mercy Here goes – no mercy… 12. Everything You Ever Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Neil Patrick Harris Bridge by Jed Whedon Backing Vocals by Maurissa Tancharoen Here lies everything The world I wanted at my feet My victory’s complete So hail to the king (Everything you ever…) Arise and sing So your world’s benign So you think justice has a voice And we all have a choice Well now your world is mine (Everything you ever…) And I am fine Now the nightmare’s real Now Dr. Horrible is here To make you quake with fear To make the whole world kneel (Everything you ever…) And I won’t feel A thing |
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