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A little about me...:

Age:13

Name: Oh, you wish you knew

Home town:youkeepwishing

Location:Canada

Fav Color: Purple

Fav Animal: Koalas, Pandas and Cats

The best word to describe me is: Hyper

Interests: Animals, Reading, role playing and being random

Favorite movie: Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog

Favorite TV shows: The monk, Dexter

My hero: Dr. Horrible!! (kind of ironic...my hero is a vilan =P)

My superpower is: I can turn into a cat =O.o=

If I could live anywhere, it would be: in a house where I would have 3 cats and a million corn cobz!!

My dream job(s): anything to do with animals or a publisher/writer

Petpeeve: that you can't put pictures or music on your fanfiction.net profile!

Favorite songs: Slow me down, Castle on a cloud, Seasons of love

some other stuff:

Random quotes:

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Copy and Pasties:

If you hope Jayfeather gains world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Trix kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Barkface has lived waaaaay too long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think people should cut Ashfur some slack, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Miley Cyrus, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I LOVE RANDOMNESS! Put this on your profile if you are random, and proud of it. Pie. I am a turkey. Cheez. KETCHUP! Mr. Banana had a mushroom! HAHAHAHAHA!

(stolen from lenziekat's profile)

~I love you Skye~

My bird, Skye died the night before I wrote this (April 18th 2009) I am still very depresed and would appreciate it if everyone who cares would post this on thier profiles to help keep his memory alive, or if you have ever lost a loved pet:

In memory of Skye:

May I go now?
Do you think the time is right?
May I say good-bye to pain-filled days
and endless lonely nights?

I’ve lived my life and done my best,
an example tried to be.
So can I take that step beyond
and set my spirit free?

I didn’t want to go at first,
I fought with all my might.
But something seems to draw me now
to a warm and loving light.

I want to go. I really do.
It’s difficult to stay.
But I will try as best I can
to live just one more day,

To give you time to care for me
and share your love and fears.
I know you’re sad and so afraid,
because I see your tears.

I’ll not be far, I promise that,
and hope you’ll always know
that my spirit will be close to you,
wherever you may go.

Thank you so for loving me.
You know I love you too.
That’s why it’s hard to say good-bye
and end this life with you.

So hold me now, just one more time
and let me hear you say,
because you care so much for me,
you’ll let me go today.

(the poem was not written by me, it was written by Susan A. Jackson)

Extra random things I posted here because I am the mastah of this profile MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!:

I got this from an e-mail, if you want to know your prediction and you aren't Cancer TOO BAD!! muahaha!

CANCER (The Cutie)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

1-20: Things CATS Must Try To Remember!

1.Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

2.I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

3.If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.

4.The guinea pig likes to sleep once in a while. I will not watch him constantly.

5.If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

6.I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at nothing right after my human has finished watching "The X-Files".

7.Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

8.No matter how dangly and attractive they are, my human's earrings are not cat toys.

9.If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.

10.My human is capable of cooking bacon and eggs without my help.

11.The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.

12.I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat.

13.I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer.

14.It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee.

15.The goldfish likes living in water and must be allowed to remain in its bowl.

16.If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.

17.I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.

18.The large dog in the back yard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it.

19.I am a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around with my tail fluffed up will not make my parts grow back.

20.If I must give a present to my humans's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live cockroach, even if it isn't as tasty.

Dr. Horrible sing-along songs!!

1. My Freeze Ray

Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Neil Patrick Harris

Laundry day

See you there

Under things

Tumbling

Wanna say

Love your hair

Here I go

Mumbling

With my freeze ray I will stop the world

With my freeze ray I will

find the time to find the words to

Tell you how

How you make

Make me feel

What’s the phrase?

Like a fool

Kinda sick

Special needs

Anyways

With my freeze ray I will stop the pain

It’s not a death ray or an ice beam

That’s all Johnny Snow

I just think you need time to know

That I’m the guy to make it real

The feelings you don’t dare to feel

I’ll bend the world to our will

And we’ll make time stand still

That’s the plan

Rule the world

You and me

Any day

Love your hair

PENNY

What?

HORRIBLE

No - I... love the... air...

Anyway

With my freeze ray I will stop

2. Bad Horse Chorus

Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon

Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Jed Whedon, Joss Whedon, and Zack Whedon

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin

He got the application that you just sent in

It needs evaluation, so let the games begin

A heinous crime, a show of force

(a murder would be nice of course)

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

Bad Horse, he’s bad

The evil league of evil is watching so beware

The grade that you receive’ll be your last, we swear

So make the bad horse gleeful, or he’ll make you his mare

You’re saddled up; there’s no recourse

It’s “hi-yo, silver!”

Signed: Bad Horse.

3. Caring Hands

Music by Jed Whedon

Lyrics by Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon

Performed by Felicia Day

Will you lend a caring hand

To shelter those who need it

Only have to sign your name

Don’t even have to read it

Would you help… No? How about you?

4. A Man's Gotta Do

Music and Lyrics by Jed Whedon

Performed by Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion, and Felicia Day

HORRIBLE

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

Don’t plan the plan if you can’t follow through

all that matters: taking matters into your own hands

Soon I’ll control everything, my wish is your command

HAMMER

Stand back everyone, nothing here to see

Just imminent danger, in the middle of it, me

Yes, Captain Hammer’s here, hair blowing in the breeze

And the day needs my saving expertise

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

Seems destiny ends with me saving you

The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death

So I’ll give you a sec to catch your breath

PENNY (in shock)

Thank you Hammer man, I don’t think I can

Explain how important it was that you stopped the van

I would be splattered I’d be crushed under debris

Thank you sir for saving me

HAMMER

Don’t worry about it…

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

Seems destiny ends with me saving you

When you’re the best, you can’t rest, what’s the use

There’s ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse

The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death

PENNY (overlapping)

You came from above

I wonder what you’re Captain of

My heart is beating like a drum

Must be, must be in shock

Assuming I’m not loving you to death

HAMMER/PENNY

So please give me a sec to catch my breath

HORRIBLE (overlapping)

Are you kidding?

What heist were you watching?

Stop looking at her like that

Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?

I stopped the van, the remote control was in my hand

Whatever

Balls

5. My Eyes

Music by Jed Whedon

Lyrics by Maurissa Tancharoen, Jed Whedon, and Joss Whedon

Performed by Neil Patrick Harris and Felicia Day

Guitar by Nick Gusikoff

HORRIBLE

Any dolt with half a brain

Can see that humankind has gone insane

To the point where I don’t know

If I’ll upset the status quo

If I throw poison in the water main

Listen close to everybody’s heart

And hear that breaking sound

Hopes and dreams are shattering apart

And crashing to the ground

I cannot believe my eyes

How the world’s filled with filth and lies

But it’s plain to see

Evil inside of me is on the rise

PENNY

Look around

We’re living with the lost and found

Just when you feel you’ve almost drowned

You find yourself on solid ground

And you believe

There’s good in everybody’s heart

Keep it safe and sound

With hope, you can do your part

To turn a life around

I cannot believe my eyes

Is the world finally growing wise

‘Cause it seems to me

Some kind of harmony

Is on the rise

HORRIBLE (overlapping with Penny below)

Anyone with half a brain

Could spend their whole life howling in pain

‘Cause the dark is everywhere

And Penny doesn’t seem to care

That soon the dark in me is all that will remain

Listen close to everybody’s heart

And hear that breaking sound

Hopes and dreams are shattering apart

And crashing to the ground

I cannot believe my eyes

How the world’s filled with filth and lies

But it’s plain to see

Evil inside of me is on the rise

PENNY

Take it slow

He looks at me and seems to know

The things that I’m afraid to show

And suddenly I feel this glow

And I believe

There’s good in everybody’s heart

Keep it safe and sound

With hope, you can do your part

To turn a life around

I cannot believe my eyes

How the world’s finally growing wise

And it’s plain to see

Rapture inside of me is on the rise

6. Bad Horse Chorus (reprise)

Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon

Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Jed Whedon, Joss Whedon, and Zack Whedon

He saw the operation you tried to pull today

But your humiliation means he still votes “neigh”

And now assassination is just the only way

There will be blood, it might be yours

So go kill someone

Signed: Bad Horse

7. Penny's Song

Music by Jed Whedon

Lyrics by Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon

Performed by Felicia Day

Here’s a story of a girl

Who grew up lost and lonely

Thinking love was fairytale

And trouble was made only for me

Even in the darkness

Every color can be found

And every day of rain

Brings water flowing

To things growing in the ground

Grief replaced with pity

For a city barely coping

Dreams are easy to achieve

If hope is all I’m hoping to be

Anytime you’re hurt there’s one

Who has it worse around

And every drop of rain

Will keep you growing

Seeds you’re sowing in the ground

So keep your head up Billy, buddy

8. Brand New Day

Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon

Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Neil Patrick Harris

This appeared as a moral dilemma ‘cause at first

It was weird though I swore to eliminate the worst

Of the plague that devoured humanity it’s true

I was vague on the “how” - so how can it be that you

Have shown me the light

It's a brand new day

And the sun is high

All the birds are singing

That you're gonna die

How I hesitated

Now I wonder why

It’s a brand new day

All the time that you beat me unconscious I forgive

All the crimes incomplete - listen, honestly I'll live

Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-It-All is through

Now the future's so bright and I owe it all to you

Who showed me the light

It's a brand new me

I got no remorse

Now the water's rising

But I know the course

I'm gonna shock the world

Gonna show Bad Horse

It's a brand new day

And Penny will see the evil me

Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure

And she may cry but her tears will dry

When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia

It's a brand new day

Yeah the sun is high

All the angels sing

Because you're gonna die

Go ahead and laugh

Yeah I'm a funny guy

Tell everyone goodbye…

It’s a brand new day

9. So They Say

Music by Jed Whedon and Joss Whedon

Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Robert Reinis, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen,

Stacy Shirk, Steve Berg, Felicia Day, Nathan Fillion, David Fury,

Marti Noxon, and Neil Patrick Harris

MOVING GUY

So they say Captain Hammer’s become a crusader

Political – He’s cleaning up the streets

OTHER MOVING GUY

About time

GROUPIE #1

So they say that it’s real love

All GROUPIES

So romantic

GROUPIE #2

He signed this

PENNY

So they say we’ll have blankets and beds

We can open by Monday

Thanks to you

HAMMER

Thanks to me

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE

It’s the perfect story

NEWSMAN

So they say

NEWSWOMAN

A hero leading the way

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE

Hammer’s call to glory

NEWSWOMAN

Let’s all be our best

NEWSMAN

Next up – Who’s gay?

GROUPIE #3

So they say he saved her life

GROUPIE #1

They say she works with the homeless

And doesn’t eat meat

ALL GROUPIES

We have a problem with her

GROUPIE #2

This is his hair

HAMMER

This is so nice

Just might sleep with the same girl twice

They say it’s better the second time

They say you get to do the weird stuff

BOTH GROUPIES

We do the weird stuff

PENNY

This is perfect for me

So they say

I guess it’s pretty okay

After years of stormy

Sailing have I finally found the bay

PENNY(overlap with Horrible below)

There’s no happy ending

So they say

Should I stop pretending

Or is this a brand new day

DR. HORRIBLE

There’s no happy ending

So they say

Not for me anyway

Stop pretending

Take the chance to build a brand new day

GROUPIE #2

This is his dry cleaning bill

ALL GROUPIES

Four sweater vests

10. Everyone's A Hero

Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Nathan Fillion

Backing Vocals by Stacy Shirk and Maurissa Tancharoen

Piano by Danny Chaimson

It may not feel too classy

Begging just to eat

But you know who does that? Lassie.

And she always gets a treat

So you wonder what your part is

‘cause you’re homeless and depressed

But home is where the heart is

So your real home’s in your chest

Everyone’s a hero in their own way

Everyone’s got villains they must face

They’re not as cool as mine

But folks, you know it’s fine to know your place

Everyone’s a hero in their own way

In their own not-that-heroic way

So I thank my girlfriend, penny

(yeah, we totally had sex)

She showed me there’s so many

Different muscles I can flex

There’s the deltoids of compassion

There’s the abs of being kind

It’s not enough to bash in heads

you’ve got to bash in minds

Everyone’s a hero in their own way

Everyone’s got something they can do

Get up, go out and fly

Especially that guy – he smells like poo

Everyone’s a hero in their own way

You and you and mostly me and you

I’m poverty’s new sheriff

And I’m bashing in the slums

A hero doesn’t care

If you’re a bunch of scary alcoholic bums

Everyone’s a hero in their own way

Everyone can blaze a hero’s trail

Don’t worry if it’s hard

If you’re not a friggin' 'tard you will prevail

Everyone’s a hero in their own way

Everyone’s a hero in their way

Groupies: (over hammer)

We’re heroes too

We’re just like you

We’re heroes too

11. Slipping

Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Neil Patrick Harris

Look at these people – amazing how sheep’ll

Show up for the slaughter

No one condemning you – lined up like lemmings

You led to the water

Why can’t they see what I see? Why can’t they hear the lies?

Maybe the fee’s too pricey for them to realize

Your disguise is slipping

I think you’re slipping

Now that your savior is still as the grave you’re

Beginning to fear me

Like cavemen fear thunder – I still have to wonder

Can you really hear me?

I bring you pain, the kind you can’t suffer quietly

Fire up your brain, remind you inside you’re rioting

Society is slipping

Everything’s slipping away

So…

Go ahead – run away

Say it was horrible

Spread the word – tell a friend

Tell them the tale

Get a pic – do a blog

Heroes are over with

Look at him – not a word

Hammer, meet nail

Then I win – then I get

Everything I ever

All the cash – all the fame

And social change

Anarchy – that I run

It’s Dr. Horrible’s turn

You people all have to learn

This world is going to burn

Burn

(yeah, it’s two r’s. H, O, R, R, yeah right.)

Burn

No sign of Penny – good.

I would give anything not to have her see

It’s gonna be bloody – head up Billy buddy

There’s no time for mercy

Here goes – no mercy…

12. Everything You Ever

Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Performed by Neil Patrick Harris

Bridge by Jed Whedon

Backing Vocals by Maurissa Tancharoen

Here lies everything

The world I wanted at my feet

My victory’s complete

So hail to the king

(Everything you ever…)

Arise and sing

So your world’s benign

So you think justice has a voice

And we all have a choice

Well now your world is mine

(Everything you ever…)

And I am fine

Now the nightmare’s real

Now Dr. Horrible is here

To make you quake with fear

To make the whole world kneel

(Everything you ever…)

And I won’t feel

A thing

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