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Joined 04-19-09, id: 1907151, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Name: Hana

Gender: Girl

Nationality: Welsh and proud of it!!

Fav Books: Twilight Saga, Vamipre Academy, Morganville Vampires, Harry potter, dead until dark

Fav Films: Twilight, Thirteen, The Producers

Fav Music: The Muse, Paramore, Katy Perry, Lady GaGa is okay

Finally got first story up please read..x

Twilight pairings (in order that i like)

Rosalie x Emmett

Carlisle x Esme

Jasper x Alice

Charlie x Sue

Seth x me (LOL)

Jared x Kim

Edward x Bella

Renesmee x Jacob

Harry Potter pairings (same order)

Angelina x George

Molly x Arthur

Remus x Tonks

Hannah x Neville

Lily x James

Hermione x Ron

Ginny x Dean

Harry x Ginny

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=3~

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 9~

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 11~

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (NO COMMENT!)

() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 14~

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 16~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 18~

Hana is borderline stupid and proud to be!!


You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when:

x you love Edward Cullen.
x you wish you were Bella.
x you smile when you see a Volvo.
x you can't put the book down once you pick it up to read.
x you died with Bella when Edward left.
x you still haven't gotten over Edward leaving.
you cried so many times reading New Moon.
you wish you lived in Forks.
x you're convinced vampires exist and aren't ashamed of it.
x you wish you were close to death so the Cullen family can come and save you.
x you're deadly in love with vampires...no pun intended...
x they are the best books in the world, nothing could ever beat it.
x you would have said yes the second edward asked you to marry him.
x you think jacob should go imprint... far,far away.
you went at midnight to get your copy of BREAKING DAWN.
x your counting away the days for the next movie
x I'm going to Volterra, Italy to meet the Volturi and see if they'll change me into a vampire! Then I'm going to Forks, Washington to visit Bella, Edward and the rest of his family!!

Put this in your profile if you are obsessed!! And lets see how many people do it!!

Chapter 2 of Sweet is coming but school has been tire some, so glad for a break! look out for the next chapter ;)

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Finding Santana by YourGleek reviews
When the strain of Santana Lopez's home life starts to wear on her, her six year old twin sisters take the liberty of calling on an unlikely source for help - Rachel Berry. None of them could have predicted the relationship that would result. Pezberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,077 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Welcome to the Academy by PelvicThruster reviews
Santana is sent to boarding school in Louisiana where she meets a beautiful Brittany. Will Santana's rocky past come back to haunt her? Or will Brittany be able to keep the bad dreams away? Brittany/Santana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Golden Globes Aftermath by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Naya does some flirting at the Golden globes and Heather isn't happy about it. Heya Slight Achelle moments
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Losing This and Losing You by SheWhomLaughsLast reviews
Three Piece One Shot. Brittana Brittany goes looking for Santana the night after "Sexy" and finds her in a place dark, brooding and unreal. Can Brittany and Santana push through and find common ground? Or does Brittany just need to let Santana go?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Nails Are Good For Something or The Use Of Nails by DarkLovesLight reviews
Quinn wants to go to a swimming party, Santana doesn't and claims to have a very good reason, what would it be? Summary sucks... just read it : Rated T for suggestiveness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Love Comes Softly by logannrileysmommy reviews
Edward is a single dad of a six month old and a four year old. What happens when he meets a single mother of twin girls?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
My baby, my angel, my lover by Marisa Simes reviews
EDIT: "No I will not!" I shouted. "Yes...He's meant for you!" "He's three years old. Alice!" Edward Masen is an orphan growing up with the cullens...who apparently are vampires. "Don't judge me...I dont hit on babies." "Alice, stuff it" RXR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
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Dont Trust Me!
just a little song me and my friends made to the song Dont Trust Me! 3OH!3. do not own Dont Trust Me! 3OH!3 or Twilight. A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Sweet reviews
AH, Esme has finally left Charles, her and her three children move back to forks with Esmes mom. Old places, faces and lovers. First fanfic soon to be rated M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle