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Joined 07-31-14, id: 5962106, Profile Updated: 08-21-16
Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games, and Monty Python.

Hello! I'm an American college student with an intense (read: obsessive) love for the Hunger Games.

Yes, none of this is meant to be taken seriously - absolutely none of it. That's why my other account, finnicko-loves-anniec, where I publish my slightly-more-serious stories, exists.

I love knowing what readers think of my stories, and constructive criticism is a fantastic tool for improvement, so please do leave feedback. I hope you enjoy what I've written!

I'm that girl. The one who expresses her individuality by putting a copypasta that she's seen a hundred times before on her profile. The one who feels slightly superior in her differentness. I'm the one who doesn't like sports and doesn't quite understand that people can like books and athletics, or that one can sit at home one Friday night and go out the next. I'm that girl who sees the world as the insiders and the outsiders and knows in her heart of hearts that she is on the outside. That girl that doesn't receive much male attention and looks down at those who do because they aren't smart enough, or mature enough, or special enough to understand the world in the same way I do. I'm that girl, and my preteen soul comprehends the world's darkness better than they ever will. I'm the one who clings to her specialness, her uniqueness as a way of coping with adolescence and can't see that this paragraph is going to make her cringe in two years. I am that girl. Copy and paste if you're that girl too.

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Destiny's Gables reviews
A conversation with Finnick forces Annie to contemplate her life so far.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Complete
Charmed reviews
In which Woof becomes the unlikely Victor of the 75th Hunger Games.
Crossover - Monty Python & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Pres. Snow, Plutarch H., Woof - Complete
Tis Merely a Flesh Wound reviews
Clove and Cato thought they might perish from the maddening power of a single word until a delightfully handy grenade came along.
Crossover - Monty Python & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Cato, Clove - Complete
How Snow Stole Christmas reviews
Christmas is no fun when your heart is two sizes too small. President Snow comes up with an ingenious solution to his lack of holiday cheer.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Toasted Sister reviews
It's what Katniss has always dreamed of: a chance to participate in the Hunger Games, Panem's annual hunt for the best band. A bit of friendly competition is always fun, but she must remember not to become too invested. After all, it's only the Hunger Games. They're not going to kill you if you lose. Oh wait. Band AU, total crack.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete