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I'm too lazy to put much up for a profile so this is all you get. I'm a girl. (no duh) And I am most of the time very sarcastic. (as you have seen) I don't like writing much but I love reviewing and editing story's. I can read and put up with just about anything. From Gore and Action to Romance and Smut. I don't care about relationships and just kinda go with whatever looks good and all that. I like poetry and write it a great deal. I also like drawing even though I suck at it. (is getting better) FAERIE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LATER. Like some guys and girls I loooove violence and swords evil grin MMORPG's with quite a bit of fighting are my forte so to say. If you have any recommendations for Manga or Anime or games just PM me! I'm on the computer most of the day and will reply pretty quickly if you do message me.

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF (like me)

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Staple pages in the middle of the page.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

type only in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.

When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

Ask people what gender they are.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.

Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein:

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"The only real valuable thing is intuition." "

A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."

"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."

"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."

"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we just a ray of frigging sunshine?
3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
7. Do I look like a frigging people person?
8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
12. You! Off my planet !!
13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
15. I like dogs too. Let's exchange recipes.
16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
21. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
22. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
23. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
24. See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil.
25. Allow me to introduce my selves.
26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
27. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
28. Better living through denial.
29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
30. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
31. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
32. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
34. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
35. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
36. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
37. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
38. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
39. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
40. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
41. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
43. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
44. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
45. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? .
47. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
49. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
51. Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
52. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
53. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
54. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
55. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."
56. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
58. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
59. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
60. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
61. This is a mean and damned cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now!
62. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
63. Earth is full. Go home.
64. Is it time for your medication or mine?
65. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
66. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
67. I plead contemporary insanity.
68. And which dwarf are you?
69. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
70. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
71. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
73. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
74. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go.

When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my
five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label
the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest,
even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so.
However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the
Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual
phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

My five-year-old child adviser will also be asked to decipher any code I am
thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used.
Note: this also applies to passwords.

My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot
learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for targetpractice.

Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my
castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about

I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with
respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable
superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly
thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will
surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with
surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement
and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news
just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in
maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments
that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that
such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the
counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

That's all for now

Keep Writing,

~WhiteShadoes~

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Wasabi Pancakes style DNAngel by ShadeWarrior reviews
My 3rd fanfic. SatoDai Kei Hiwatari wants Dark and Krad while the two tamers are on spring break. What can go wrong with four hot guys a seaside resort magic love Takeshi my own character and birdtalkers? More than I believed could happen in two weeks....
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,770 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H.
We Kiss in a Shadow by heaven-angel-15 reviews
Yullen. Lucky. AU Fic with cat boys. Allen and Yuu met in a Rejection Center for unsellable NECOs four years ago. Now, with Tyki and his mate Lavi, these couples are about to discover what being a mate truly means. After all, mates are for life.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,303 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Tyki Mikk
Titanium by Alexithymea reviews
Star Trek Reboot AU. Jim never made it to the bar to meet Pike. Instead, he ran away from home to become a computer tech at Starfleet, trying to save money to put himself through classes. Commander Spock meets him one day after he is attacked by three Starfleet cadets, and that changes his entire plan for his life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,024 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Looking For Shooting Stars by Miss Meh reviews
Spock and his family have moved to Earth. When Jim Kirk moves in next door and Spock accidentally gets a glimpse of the younger boy's pain, Spock refuses to accept that he cannot help. It may be illogical, but he will unravel the mystery that is Jim Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Homestuck AU where Karkat has Yoite's hat by splorting reviews
karkat wears yoite's hat
Crossover - Nabari no Ō & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Yoite, Karkat V. - Complete
Steam by soullesswonder reviews
Gil still had no idea what exactly was going on, but whatever that bathtub was doing to Oz, the boy liked it. A lot.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V.
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stardust by KismetJeska reviews
For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the odds are far from in their favour. The 74th Hunger Games will change their lives in every way- if either of them make it out alive.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Jealous by miso berry reviews
Somewhere along the way of solving her persistent problems and dealing with her oblivious attitude, he had fallen for her. HoutarouxEru/OrekixChitanda
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Houtarou O., Eru C. - Complete
Forbidden Hearts by Kyuun reviews
After escaping the Abyss Oz finds himself with old allies and new ones but is it all as it seems? With strange new chains appearing and a power none of the characters would have noticed appear what will happen to the relations between characters?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,351 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven
The truth about Allen's room by KILLMARA reviews
CHAPTER 8! No one really knew what was behind the door of Allen's room but after the secret gets out, Allen's lover Kanda doesnt seem to be too bothered by it...Maybe even Kanda's got a secret of his own... R&R!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008
Snow Kissed by iAir Nomad reviews
It's been three years. Chihiro escapes her home one cold, snowy night after an argument with her parents. At first, she's crying hysterically, not knowing what to do - but a certain dragon boy finally appears to her once more and makes it all better.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Bare by Ex-ANIMEADDICT reviews
Miharu has been toying with the idea of testing just how close Yoite will let him come. AN: LAST CHP IS smex. NOW COMPLETE! MxY
Nabari no Ō - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - M. Rokujo, Yoite - Complete
It's Not What You Think by RosieShiba reviews
Roy and Riza are married but nothing good lasts forever, especially when the Fuhrer has his sights set on their son. Riza POV.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,192 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Blood by PyramidWalker reviews
Just one taste is not enough. Allen x Rhode. Reviews highly encouraged. Spoilers for every progressing chapter. Chapters 12 and 13 are a bit...racy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Allen Walker, Road C.
Broken so Sweetly by Laluke reviews
Tsunayoshi never did became the Decimo in this world. For how can a boss who can't walk and have weak arms be a boss? Strong will can't be enough, so they left him. Tsunayoshi wants nothing with his family or the mafia. But, its just fate.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,248 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Byakuran, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Melody of Madness by Prophets of the Moon reviews
Some things should never be known. When a strange phenomena leads to an even stranger case of identity crisis, things are turned upside down. Will you swim through the sea of Madness to find the memories shrouded beneath it?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Allen Walker, Eliade
Shattered by crematosis reviews
After Fayt left Elicoor for the modern world, Albel was determined to kill all his feelings. However, there are some things he can't escape.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Albel N., Fayt L. - Complete
Tsu kun's Diary by Butterfly Illusions reviews
Name: Sawada Tsunayoshi/ Age: 5 years old/ Location: Namimori, Japan/ Hobbies: Writing in his diary. Read 5 years old Tsuna's diary if you dare.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
D Gray Man: Truth or Dare? by lazyllama-xx reviews
Ever wanted to see Kanda in nothing but boxers with chopsticks in his hair? Allen surviving a week without Mitarashi? Miranda getting drunk? Lavi and Allen getting frisky? Lenalee dying? Just kidding...or am i?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
His Butler,an Exorcist! by nellchan0013 reviews
Sent to a town by Her Majesty regarding starnge occurences,Ciel and Sebastian run into some very odd and maybe very powerful Exoricists....Kuroshitsuji/D.Gray-Man X-over. Rated T for language. Read and Review please better then it sounds, trust me. .
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Allen Walker, Ciel P.
Of Heroes and Villains by PervyMonk reviews
Albel ponders what it means to be a hero. FaytXAlbel Written in '07, and the formatting errors and typos are fixed. DX
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Albel N., Fayt L. - Complete
Devil's Friends by PervyMonk reviews
Fayt learns the meaning of Albel's name. Pretty Gen-ish. FaytXAlbel, but only if you shove Fayt into Albel's lap/
Star Ocean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Albel N., Fayt L. - Complete
The Orange Ribbon by Butterfly Illusions reviews
Tsuna went to the past and met Vongola Primo known as Giotto. They fell in love but it was forbidden to be. How can you love someone who is blood related and who is not even from the same time? Will they separate or will they abandon their Family? G27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Like Sunday Morning by Red Ranger Kei reviews
When there's nothing to do, everyone resorts to tormenting Kyuu in their own way. Drama-verse. Ryuu/Kyuu, sort of.
Detective School Q - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Kyuu, Ryuu - Complete
Shiroshitsuji by Angel Descendant reviews
The thread resembling trust is loosening. As is the master's and butler's. A thread. A thread losing its strength, its connection and itself. Will their thread continue to hold?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ciel P.
Iam the prince by Cheshire neko chan reviews
short poem for bel-chan cuz hes a prince
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Belphegor - Complete
Playing House by Queen Lemon reviews
Capella finds Teito staring at Frau and makes an innocent suggestion. -FrauxTeito-
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Exorcist Z Loan by XrosaryX reviews
Akuma and zombies slowly begin to thread together and create disturbances in both the 19th and 21st centuries. As more appearances of both appear in the centuries, the Black Order exorcists must team up with Z-Loans. D. Gray-Man meets Zombie Loan!
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,798 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009
Let Your Great Objective Be Victory by Rahmi reviews
Fayt may love him, but at his heart Albel's really just a self-loathing bastard who wishes his father hadn't died for him, and that makes him a little hard to get along with. Fayt/Albel
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Fayt L., Albel N. - Complete
That Exorcist, a Butler! by TsukiHoshiAsa reviews
Something strange was going on in London, and Allen was sent to check it out, see if it had anything to do with Innocence, but to get the needed info, he had to get a job as a butler. Before even that could happen though, he must pass a few tests. R&R!
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Allen Walker
ALLEN WALKER the User Guide and Owner's manual by WhimsicalHeart reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ALLEN WALKER unit. To unlock his full potential and to stop him from eating you out of house and home please read the following manual carefully.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
The Present by half-goddess-Katia reviews
The night that Oz finally confesses to Gil, he decides to take things a bit further. Could be taken as an extension on the last bit of my other PH story "Past, Present, and Future" but can stand alone and still make sense. Gil/Oz
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Elevenoclock by TrickyFrog reviews
A sequel to the third chapter of "Who Will Watch Me Die". This is a threesome pairing between Alice/Oz/Gil. Please R&R!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
Disposable Riddles by Tsuuuu-chan reviews
Kanda's always had a weird way with feelings, especially after he joined the family of exorcists at the Black Order. But what happens when he's forced to share everything with Allen due to a slip up? Yullen Week entry! Yaoi, OOC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Masters and Servant by Manderskoinu reviews
Chap 4 fixed now! Gil is torn between his two masters. Jack/Gil/Oz and all variations there of. Will be very very M! I know it says angst but there's a lot of humor too. This is not an unhappy story. It's more Jack's twisted version of match making. DONE.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
On vacation by Yuuichi4 reviews
Its vacation time for Gilbert and Oz. They booked a trip to a hot spring! but what has Oz planned for Gilbert?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
Branded by aosaphir reviews
Shuuichi comes up with an ingenious plan; it's completely foolproof. With only a little brainpower and the help of a tattoo, his plan will come true. But really... when do things go according to plan when thinking is involved? oneshot, full warning inside
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
The Worst Idea in the History of Ever by branewurms reviews
Alice/Oz/Gil. Let us assume that two or three years have gone by and the three are still together. Let us assume that Oz's mysterious powers of persuasion are put to extremely unwise ends. We have ourselves a failpie in the making. Mature content.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
Way Better than Porn by Rinji-Mironerru reviews
Teito wakes up during the middle of the night and finds a certain bishop waiting for him. TeitoxFrau. Slight lemon. Oneshot ?
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
The Drunken Cliche Fic of Ridiculous Length by branewurms reviews
Oz/Raven. Drunken antics Oz will never, ever live down, and he's not even the one who's drunk. Gag fic. Warning for mature content and Break.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Four Vulcan Words Plus One by cestmoi01 reviews
Four Vulcan Words Spock Taught to Captain James T. Kirk and the One He Didn't . The story of Jim Kirk's life aboard the Enterprise and his relationship with Spock in five words. TOS, xi influences; character death; mild K/S. Spoilers for "The Menagerie."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
I Bet That by writingloveless reviews
what if Ayase suddenly changed ? What would Kanou-san do ? What if Ayase finally...said no ? :o
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ayase Y., Kanou S.
Massage by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Response to LJ prompt "Massage". After returning from an away mission that went awry, kirk as ever, is adament that he doesn't want to go to sickbay, Spock decides he is just going to have to take the Captains injuries into his own hands. Slash K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Collection of Guilty Pleasures by xMrsxNejixHyugax reviews
Drabbles of OzxGil. Includes steamy scenes, rated M to be safe! View for fangirl pleasure :D
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven
Our Turn by miss atari reviews
It was Ran and Yoru, never Sora and Sunao. Until... They finally do it without the help of their alter egos. My first story for this series. Sora/Sunao. Yaoi. ONESHOT LEMON. YE ARE WARNED. D:
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Black Blood reviews
There's a new guy, Neru. His past is a mystery, but will he be able to live the life of an Exorcist?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Allen Walker