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Joined 11-30-06, id: 1173624, Profile Updated: 12-28-08

My name is none of your business.

I'm 12.

I am not good at writing stories so don't expect me to write kick-ass fanfics.

Procrastinating is my specialty.

My sister hates me for not doing chores.

I have an over-active imagination.

I'm temperamental and I get mood swings very often.

I love to read manga.

I love art and I draw.

Most of my stories are basically normal.

Though, I can write something ass-kicking if you want me to but it'd take me months to think about it. (Yes, I am that slow)

What do you expect? I'm still 12.

At this point, I'm out of words.

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Apologetic by Akemi Haruka reviews
[InoSaku] Time spent apart has allowed them to grow apart, but is their relationship really beyond repair? Unapologetically angsty shoujo lime, postseries, in media res, terrible summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
The Candy Bar Potion by Shikamaru the Novelist reviews
Seriously...don't ask. just a figment of my imagination. the boys take this potiony thing and they fall in love with the first girl they see...ShikaIno SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006
Hyuga's on drugs by Shikamaru the Novelist reviews
What would happen if Hinata got drunk, Neji was on crack, and Hanabi was an illegal drug dealer who sells it to her sister and cousin and other people? The world would be doomed and they call them selves.... THE EYES. [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006