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"BREAKING NEWS – Boys and girls around the world, raging from the early ages of adolescence to adulthood have unexpectedly died from lack of blood resulting from too much exposure to… wait what? Yaoi? What the hell is a Yah-oh? Anyway, the main cause of death has been proven to be from SasuNaru Ya-oh… whatever that is. Can't you just imagine the mass hysteria? Hahaha… oh my…

"And on the eigth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."" -Unknown.y stories!

--Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies XD

-- Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die.

-- "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."

-- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. XD

-- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

-- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

-- I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

-- I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

-- Instant gratification takes too long.

-- Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

-- Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.

-- The fellow that agrees with everything you say... is either a fool... or he is getting ready to skin you.

-- Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

-- I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.

-- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

-- I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.

-- Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

-- All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

-- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

-- When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them...

-- Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

-- I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.

-- I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the hell did my ceiling go?!

-- Finals equals academic suicide.

-- Well... The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.

-- I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly XD

-- Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D

-- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

-- Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.

-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.

-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!

-- Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia, right?

-- Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

-- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.

-- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

-- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

-- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

-- Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.

-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.

-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.

-- Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?

-- Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

-- Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

-- There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

The voices in my head say you have mental problems

I will not obey the voices in my head

I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it

I hate nothing...just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns

If life hands you limes...make a martini

You’re just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you

Sarcasm in your body’s natural defence against stupidity

I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOUUUUU

Stupidity killed the cat curiosity was blamed

I’m not random I just have many thoughts

I hear voices and they don’t like you

Mirrors don’t talk...and luckily for you they don’t laugh

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re an idiot

Damn straight I’m good in bed...I can sleep for days

It wasn’t me

Better to sleep on what you intend to do...then to stay awake over what you’ve done.

Try? There is no try. Do or do not.

Smile. It confuses people

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible

With a face like yours, who’d want to be human?

Speaking is not communication

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver, so make my day golden and colour it with silver.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice

It’s the little voices that tell me to go SHOPPING!

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Work interests me; I could just sit and watch it all day long

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell

Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of them just don't have film!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'you can't fire me - I quit’

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Remember, today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark

When I was born, I was so surprised; I didn't talk for a year and a half

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty

Man has will, but woman has her way

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window

Start every day with a smile and get it over with

The road to success is always under construction

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

I never cease to be dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe

The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Death is hereditary

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. YAY!!

Big girls don't cry- we get even

I’m rubber, you’re glue, and whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to YOU!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

Parents spend three years teaching kids how to stand up and speak, and the rest of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up.

I came, I saw, I kicked their asses.

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else.

Don’t judge a book by its movie.

Do you have an off button?

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

I’m bringing Sexy back!

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn't mean they aren’t out to get you!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

Death is but a door...it swings both ways.

I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Order is for the stupid, true geniuses live in chaos.

Death is for those with nothing better to do.

In the end the world as we know it doesn’t exist.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

They didn't let me out; they just gave me a day pass!

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

A day without sunshine, is like, night.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.

Elvis has left the planet.

Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.

Horn broken: watch for Finger!

I have the body of a God...Buddha...

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”

333 I’m only half evil

Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent

I don’t have a drinking problem; I get drunk I pass out no problem.

Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.

I don’t play dumb, I always lose.

Nuttier then a fruitcake

Spoon!

Right now I've got amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Cancer cures smoking.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I bet I can stop gambling.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Your kid may be an honour student but you're still an idiot.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Vegetarians taste better.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.

Elvis shot JFK.

So many people...so few comets

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

You non-conformists are all alike.

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.

Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.

Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Spandex: A privilege, not a right.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.

Dyslexics of the world unite!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.

Forecast for tonight: dark.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.

If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.

My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough

Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

For Sale: Parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't need him/her again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

A true friend stabs you in the front

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

I take a simple view of living. It is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.

You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.

They condemn what they do not understand

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods.

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate, a kind of love given to people who are dumb.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

When you stressed just... YODEL!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you cry with tears in your eyes.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

Caution: water on road during rain.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Live your life with arms wide open; you never know what might be thrown at you...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random; I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Weapon of choice, Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Elmo watches you from your closet.

People who say guns kill are silly. I'd be pretty freaked out to see a gun running down the road shooting everyone!

If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list:

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some people are like Slinkys...
they don't really have a purpose...
but they bring a smile to your face...
when you push them down the stairs

Read this outloud.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back up and read the third word in each sentence. If you didn't catch it the first time through, copy and paste it. And you know that you didn't

now read this

Abunai = It's unsafe!
Ai = Love
Aishiteru = I love you
Aite = Opponent
Aitusu = She/he
Akuma = Devil
Akuryou = Evil spirit
Ame = Rain
Anata = You
Antena = Antenna
Are = That
Arigatou = Thank you
Ashita = Tomorrow
Atarashii = New
Antena = Antenna
Baka = Stupid/idiot
Bakari = Only
Bakemono = Monster
Bijin = A gorgeous woman
Boku = I (male)
Bishoujo = Gorgeous Girl
Bishounen =Handsome boy
Chou Chou = Butterfly
Chu = Mouse
Chi = Earth
Chibi = Small
Chikara = power (strength)
Chikyuu = Earth
Chiisai = cut it out
Chikusho = outburst; for example Baka!!
Chotto = A little
Chouwa = Peace
Daijoubu = It's alright
Damaru = silent
Damasu = deceive
Dame = Bad
Dame dusu = No good
Dare = Who
Dareka = Someone/anyone
Daremo =noone
Dare = Who
Daredemo =everyone
Dejitaru = Digital
Demo = But/However
De mo = Small
Densetsu = Legend
Do itashimashite = You're welcome
Doki Doki = Heart Pound
Doko = Where
Dokyou = Brave
Doragon = Dragon
Dosei = Saturn
Ea = Air
Ecchi = Pevert
Egao = Smile
Etowa-yu = Star
Faia = Fire
Faita = Fighter
Fukai = Deep
Fushigi = Mysterious
Fuyu = Winner,
Fuzakeru = fool around (games)
Gahan = Rice/Cooked meal
Gaki = Young,brat, punk
Gambaru = Don't give up
Ganmou = Wish
Genki = Full of energy/Well
Genzai = Past
Gin = Silver
Go-guru = Goggles
Goku = Quiet,
Gomenasai = I'm sorry
Hai&Sou = Yes/ok
Hana = Flower Haru
Hate = End/Limits
Hayai = Quick!
Hen = Strange, weird
Hentai = pervert,
Hi = Fire
Hidoi = Severe
Hikari = Light
Hikaru = Shine/Shining
Hime = Princess
Hitomi = Eyes
Hitori = Alone
Hoshi = Star
Ichigo = Strawberry
Ii = Good
Iie = No
Iku = To go
Ima = Now
Inochi = Life
Inu = Dog
Inu-Yasha = Dog Demon
Ishi = Stone
Itai = Ouch
Itsu = When
Itsudemo = Forever
Itte marimasu = I'll be back
Itte Rasshai = Come back again
Ja ne= Later
Jahane= Bye bye
Jigoku = Hell
Joshikousei = A female highschool student
Jousho = Emotion/Feeling
Kage = Shadow
Kaikkoii = Cool
Kako = Present
Kamawanai = I don't care
Kami = God, supernatural being
Kaminoke = Hair
Kanashii = Sad/Sadness
Kane = Metal
Kanjou = Emotion(s)
Kanojo = Girlfriend
Kareshi = Boyfriend
Kawaii = Cute
Kawai sou = How sad, how pitiful
Kaze = Wind
Kedo = But, but still
Kega = Wound, injury
Keisatsu = Police
Ki = Wood
Kiiroi = Yellow
Kimi = Feeling
Kin = Gold
Kira Kira = Fox
Kissu = Kiss
Kito OK = Surely OK
Kizu = Wound
Kodoku = Loneliness
Koi = Love/A fish
Kokoro = Heart/Spirit
Kometto = Comet
Konban wa = Good evening
Konnichiwa = Hello/Good afternoon
Koori = Ice
Kore = This
Korosu = To kill
Koto = Thing
Kouyuu = Friendship
Kowai = To be afraid
Kurama = Car
Kuroi = Black
Kuru = To come
Lie = That's wrong
Mae = Before
Mahou = Magic/magic spell
Makaseru = To place one's trust in something or someone
Makeru = To lose
Mamotte ageru = I'll protect you
Masaka = Can it be?; It can't be!, No!
Masume = Young woman
Mata ne = See ya
Matataki = To wink
Matataku = Night Sky
Matsu = To wait
Me = Eyes
Merodi = Melody
Midori iro = Green
Mikomi = Hope
Mimi = Ears
Mini = Small
Mirai = Future
Mizu = Water
Mochidzuki = Full Moon
Mochiron = Of course, without a doubt
Mono = Person
Mori = Forest
Moshi moshi = Hello (used when answering the phone)
Motto = More/Farther
Mou = Already, Enough!, Geez!
Naito = Night
Nani = What
Naruhodo = I see; so
Natsu = Summer
Neko = Cat
Negai = Wish
Nigeru = To flee
Nihon = Japan
Nihongo = Japanese
Ningen = Human, humanity
Niwatori = Chicken
Nosaba = Heart
Ohayou ( Ohayou gozaimasu) = Good morning
Okaeri nasi = Welcome home
Okoru = To get angry
Omedeto Gozaimasu = Congratulations
Omoi = Feelings / Memories
Onaji = To be together
O =name wa= What is your name?
Ongaku = Music
Onegai = Please,
Oni = Demon, ogre, or any other type odd supernatural life
Ore = I (kind of rude)
Otome = Maiden
Oyasumi nasi = Good night
Pan = Bread
Pasu = Pass
Peeji = Page
Raiu = Thunderstorm

Rajio = Radio
Ranchi = Lunch
Ryoukai= Message recieved & understood
Ryu = Dragon
Saa = So!;Beats me!
Sakura = Cherry Blossom
Sarabada = Farewell
Sayonara = Goodbye
Seishinseii = Sincerity
Sekai = World
Sempai = Refers to anyone who is one's senior. The term cuts across all classes & occupations
Senshi = Soldier/Warior
Seta = Sweater
Shi = Poem
Shikashi = However, but, nevertheless
Shikata ga ni = No help for it!, No way to avoid it!, Nothing left but to deal with it!
Shinjiru = To believe in
Shinka = Evolution
Shinda = Dead
Shinji = Believe
Shinu = To die
Shite = Hero/Protagonist
Shizuka = Quiet
Sobakasu = Freckles
Sono = Garden
Sora = Sky
Sore = It
Sotto = Softly
Sou desu = That's right
Suki = Affection
Sunnen = Millennium
Suru = To do
Suzuka = Speed Of Light
Syroan = Wolf Pup
Tada = Free
Ta =getto = Target
Taidaima = I'm back
Taihen = Tough
Taiyou = Sun
Tama = Ball (can be a cat name)
Tasukeru = To aid
Tasukete kure = Help me!
Tatakau = To fight, do battle
Te = Hand
Teki = Enemy
Tenshi = Angel
Tesuto = Test
Tokoro = Place
Tomodachi = Friend
Tooi = Far
Tori = Bird
Totemo = Extremely, very
Toya = Peace blossoms
Tsubasa = Wings
Tsuchi = Earth
Tsuki = Moon
Umi = Sea
Unmei = Fate, destiny
Uragirimono = Traitor
Uraomote = Opposite
Ureshii = Happy
Urusai = Shut up!
Usagi = Bunny
Uso = A lie, You must be kidding!, You lie!, No way!
Usotsuki = Liar
Uta = Song
Utau = Sing
Uwasa = Rumor
Uzu = Swirls
Vijon = Vision
Wahei = Peace
Waizu = Wise
Wakaranai = Don't understand;eh?
Wakaru = To understand
Wakaru = Excitement
Wakatta = Understood
Wana = snare
Warai = Laugh/Smile
Watashi = I (polite)
Yabai = Miserable, Uh-oh!
Yakusoku = Promise
Yama = Moutain
Yameru = quit
Yappari = After all
Yaru = To do, to give, to try, attempt
Yasashisa = Kindness
Yasashii = Splendid
Yasha = Demon
Yasashi = Gentle
Yatta = Victory, good fortune
Yoake = Dawn
Yoshi = Here I come! All right (then)!
Youkai = An occult monster, occult phenomena
Yubikiri = Promise
Yubiwa = Finger ring
Yuki = Snow
Yukito = White/Snow Rabbit
Yume = Dream
Yumi = Bow
Yurusu = To forgive, pardon
Yuuki = Courage
Yuumei = Dark & light
Yuusha = Hero
Zettai = Absolutely

the wight man said"Colored people are not allowed here, "The Black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen Bitch... when i was born, i was BROWN, "
"when i grew up, i was BROWN, "
"when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "
"when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, "
"when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, "
"when i die, i'll be BROWN, "
"But you Bitch..."
"when you're born, you're PINK, "
"when you grow up, you're WHITE, "
"when you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"when you go in the sun, you turn RED, "
"when you're cold, you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die, you turn PURPLE, "
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"Mutha Fuckin Bitch!!"

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense!"

"Be sincere even if you have to fake it."

"Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier!"

"Happiness is having a clear conscience... or none at all."

"Back Off! Your'e standing in my Aura."

"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"

"I did NOT escape - they gave me a day pass!"

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

"Do I look like a fucking people person!?"

"You!... Off my planet!"

"Yeah, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of bitch in the valley!"

"You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!"

"A mind is a terrible thing not to mess with."

"I'm cruel, nasty, neurotic, paranoid, antisocial, but basically happy."

"Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite."

"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!"

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine..."

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

"Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for."

"I do whatever the little voices tell me to do."

"Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it anyway."

"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."

"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."

"I hear voices and they don’t like you."

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101.Find out who invented "Barny"

102.Kill them.

XXXXX

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

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What Are You Worth? by kati-kun reviews
Harry is a submissive with no prospects, an abusive father and a dead mother. However, when he is summoned to the palace of the Alpha Werewolf he will meet someone there that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Gregory Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
After the events of the Last Battle Harry makes a visit to Malfoy Manor only to meet the extended members of the Malfoy family, including Lucius's brother Gregory. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,242 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 4,676 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Distant Cousins by kopakanuvafan20 reviews
Naruto and his twin sister Haku mother was a distant cousin of Lily Potter and was sent to live with Harry to protect them from the villigers. Three years later Hinata joins them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,996 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 2/9/2008 - [Harry P., Haku] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15616 - Favs: 12,599 - Follows: 12,213 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,924 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 12,767 - Follows: 15,314 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Twilight Escape by Kiera27 reviews
Just after fourth year Harry was ready to suffer through a normal summer at the Dursley's only to find that they were going to the States where no one from the Wizarding World would be able to find him. Harry/? Slash Rating is just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P.
Ice by Ericlau99 reviews
Elementals are unique, powerful, and face everyday problems just like you and me. Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, has had her story and now it's time for another. Harry Potter has similar powers to the fabled Ice Queen and we will follow his life as he travels through the world learning to control his powers and find out where he belongs in a world that won't accept him for who he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,008 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Harry P.
The Midnight Bloodline by Kiera27 reviews
Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,931 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Sesshōmaru
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,376 - Follows: 13,093 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Omegaverse - ANBU elite by Prascal reviews
Naruto, a young omega that is now an ANBU invites two males, Kakashi and Akatora, to chase him down and 'play' with him during his heat, but he ends up with more then he asked for; he gets a whole ninja harem in need of attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,909 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Ibiki M., Izumo K.
Unconditional Love by LuvHarryP reviews
sequel to Unwanted advances: Harry is twenty two and trying to focus on a future with George but ghosts from the past come back to haunt him and seem ready to destroy the happiness he has found,and Charlie and his daughter. warn slash HP/GW, CW/GP, SS/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Brokenly Twisted by ThetaWolfe reviews
Konoha was gone. Everyone was dead. Naruto was dying. Kurama was left with no other choice. Waking up in his twelve year old body, extra appendages was just one of the many new surprises awaiting Naruto's future. KakaNaru Slash. Rewritten. Cross Posted on AO3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,531 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
New Twilight by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry grew up in the Muggle world brought up by a nanny his parents hired. He's only seen his parents a few times and he knows they are ashamed of him. They move him further away to Forks. His siblings find out about him, and they are furious with their parents. Will they lose their remaining children? Harry learns what its like to love and with the Cullen's. DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 175,202 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 4,679 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011
Whirl Wind by Silver Freak 13 reviews
Innocent Harry never thought he's end up in bed with the older Malfoy, and how that would change the world he once knew with the lie of once allies tumbling in around him he start to see thing, beside what other have directed him at. Slash,Bash&lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,119 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Fire And Ice by Eirenei reviews
He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,334 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 4,162 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M., Claude F.
Redemption by inrainbows88 reviews
Snape inadvertently discovers Harry's darkest secrets. Rated M for self-injury, physical abuse and sexual abuse. No slash. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Gift by Lady Ioli reviews
Harry Potter has come into a mysterious inheritance and has ended up with not one but two mates. As a mysterious creature, how will he survive the sudden change? How will he deal with mates such as his? Will he be accepted or rejected? (Under MAJOR Revision)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.]
Finding Mates by Ariel393 reviews
All Harry ever wanted was a person that he truly loves and cares for. When he comes to his magical inheritance, he finds out that the person does exist. A person that is made for him, his soul mate. Claiming a mate is never easy, not everything will go your way. But Harry is more than determined to get his mate and nothing will stop him. Slash/MM.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,546 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Edward
Tears of a Child by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Female Harry. Kimiko Uchiha was given to her Uncle Fugaku and Aunt Mikoto by her parents. What if Kimiko took Itachi's job of killing the clan?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P.
Crabdouche by im2tired4urshit reviews
KK is abused by his homophobic father so much and so often that he decides to end it all. He opens a chat site he uses often and leaves Gamzee's number and his suicide not with one of his internet friends. They stop him but will they be able to comfort the broken Karkat? Rated M for smuty smut smut and kk's mouth. but if you have a problem with either dont read.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Secrets and Lies by SexySiri reviews
Summary: In his sixth year Harry Potter discovers the truth about Albus Dumbledore, he also discovers that instead of being Harry Potter he is Harry Malfoy Snape. WARNINGS: mentions of rape, Swearing, Slash, depression, self harm, smoking, drugs, Mpreg, Pure angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 102,421 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Lucius M.
Cuts And Kisses by IsaacTheGreat reviews
TT: there's no easy way to say this TT: so I'll just say it TT: John's depressed TW: Cutting & Depression. JohnDave/Johnkat/Davekat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Dave S., John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 222,828 - Reviews: 3799 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Kill them all by Jyalika reviews
...where instead of Harry Potter they get Eren Jaeger. (Reincarnation. Drabble format. Future m/m ereri.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P., Eren Y., Levi A.
The Wizard by 1Belphoebe reviews
Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Prey of the Sky King by PomBomb reviews
My King Revision - Grimmjow is sent to hunt and capture a boy in Karakura Town, a boy Aizen wishes to rescue. An unraveling of truths demolish all things Ichigo once knew to be absolute in his life.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 9,616 - Follows: 11,631 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Not Reincarnation A second chance! by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Sent to another world by the flamboyant death and turned into a demon, Hadrian isn't sure what to make of his new life. But what one thing that he is certain of is that the bloody butler wouldn't leave him alone. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,896 - Follows: 18,603 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Viper by MarauderNextGen reviews
AU/OOC sequel to Serpentine. Harry and Charlie are back in the UK for good. As their romance blossoms, they face the backlash of Molly and Ron, and Ginny who will do anything to get Harry back. warn slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,847 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
To Love a Hero by cjb1990 reviews
Harry escaped the UK after the final battle and settled in the States. He met Tony Stark and fell in love. Starts at the beginning of Iron Man with flashbacks SLASH TONY/HARRY HARRY/TONY m/m smut. M for slash and lemon REVIEW PLEASE! ps. first story ever to publish!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,937 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony]
Punishments and Eyes by DannyNess reviews
Karkat suffers from an abusive partner called Gamzee. He suffer but one day he meets someone new. Will this new friend help him find a way to get Karkat away from Gamzee? (HumanStuck AU; KarkatxGamzee KarkatxSollux; warnings for abuse, sex, rape, gore, and language)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 40,140 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M., Sollux C.
Thirteenth to Fifth by The Wykkyd reviews
Harry Potter's new life as a student at the School of the Arts is complicated. With gangs, drugs, and abuse in his past, and Draco Malfoy and dance in his future, the trouble starts when Harry is forced to figure out his place in the present. H/D H/G H/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,843 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
The Contract by KnuxadowManiac reviews
Fill for the drrr!kinkmeme: Izaya tricks Mikado's parents into signing a contract to marry their son to him; what will Mikado do, as newly wed wife of the most dangerous man in ikebukuro?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,755 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Izaya O., Mikado R.
Haven by bl00bl00d reviews
John's world is torn apart when he tests positive for the disease that threatens humanity-a disease that turns normal people into violent monsters, with grey skin and yellow eyes. He's quickly taken from his town and dumped in the fenced-in city 'Haven', where all the diseased go to live out their remaining days.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Sollux C. - Complete
Hard Paths and New Horizons by typhoonboom08 reviews
When TJ discovers that he's gay and his friends turn on him, he moves away and meets a new group of very special friends. But when enemies return and worse than ever, the kids must be able to look past their issues or they may not survive. slash and het.
Crossover - Rugrats/All Grown Up! & Recess - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,992 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - TJ D.
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Mirrorworld by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Ed managed to prove that he was truly from a different world, and Alfons finds himself captive in Ed's dream of opening the Gate. HeiEd, premovie, AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 299,168 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
The Story of Alternian Syndrome by Sinneli reviews
Around the world, about thirty or forty individuals are diagnosed with what is called Alternian Syndrome. Even though they never met each other, they know their names and their personality. And they describe in perfect detail of a world destroyed, and this game called SBURB. No one knows if this is really a syndrome, or something else.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012
Never Be Normal by Duochanfan reviews
Life seems okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger. Isn't a person meant to only have 1 mate? What does it mean when you've got two? What do you do when only one is the submissive? 3 people are about to find out. SLASH! & MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,319 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3892 - Favs: 7,569 - Follows: 8,001 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
From Black Dusk to Blue Dawn by Azazel Lockhart reviews
Harry Potter disappeared two nights before the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. Four years pass and people think of him dead. The body of a merman is found on the La push beach shore-line by a certain russet wolf and is brought back to the Cullen estate. It turns out that the boy who lived wasn't dead at all, he was more alive than ever. Edward/Harry/Jacob
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,866 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Edward, Jacob
Mustang's Miniskirt Surprise by Kain Sinner reviews
Royed...Ed decides to give roy a very shocking surprise... warning: lemon! . -BEEN REWRITTEN-SEE PROFILE FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Naruto U.
Passing Through Time by Kat100666 reviews
Sequel to Falling Through Time. The years that pass between the long wait for the othersto arrive on the other side of the well. Pups, love, fights, moving, and more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Sesshōmaru
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Don't Promise Me a Happy Ending by Sadistic Sin reviews
Trust is earned but by Naruto it's given. He thought he was loved: now hes decaying. Secrets, lies, hate: they're constants. 'You can't betray me because with you, I know the ending...' Dark twist to the Uchiha massacre. SasuNaru ItaNaru MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
To Change the Future by Rika-chan24 reviews
The Fourth Great Ninja War is over. Sasuke helped Naruto defeat Madara. But Now that the war is over. Only Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are left. So Kurama sends the three of them back to a week before they are Genin. They hope to change the future into something better. Time-Travel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,188 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten, Team Gai
Changeling by romanescue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 5,980 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 6,963 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life After Death And Betrayal by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is twenty two years old, moving to Forks to settle down and open a bakery. He's seen death and suffered betrayal at the hands of those he trusted. He also has a secret he hasn't told another living soul. He is the Master of death. Things change for Harry, giving him a reason to live other than his godson for the first time. Jasper/Harry SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,128 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Remains by telltaleCatalyst reviews
Sometimes, you think he's dying. He's always been on the small side, but ever since you finished Sgrub, Karkat's been positively skeletal. The bags under his eyes won't fade, not even with twelve hours sleep. Post-Sgrub sadstuck SolKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
On My Radar by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Shattered Illusions by WheezylovesSeverus4ever reviews
Harry is being abused and not getting his Hogwarts letter, so Dumbledore sends Snape along. In Harry, Snape only see's James Potter, he doesn't notice that something is very...off. Warnings: Child Abuse and language so far. Warning will be added as I go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Demon, Your Wizard, Our Insanity by PenguinBandit523 reviews
He, who is considered sadistic, or even evil, by both muggle and wizard standards, saved me. I will never forget that. Even with selfish reasons I still believe that he saved me. ...Perhaps that's why I fell in love with him. Onesided Harry x Izaya Possible Shizaya hints in later chapters. Needs A Better Title. Suggestions?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Izaya O.
Pretty Boy by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry runs from the wizarding world, after just two weeks at hogwarts aged 11. Running away and leaving behind the Dursley's and a manipulative Headmaster. He makes a life for himself, he was now just a normal man with no expectations heaped upon him. Then, at the age of nineteen help finds him in the form of Severus Snape or rather Harry helps him. SS/HP Slash good Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 165,570 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Homestuck: Petstuck by lunanoel reviews
Dave Strider, in an act of sketchy judgement fueled by mild intoxication, decides to take home a troll that he found on in a cardboard box one night. This story mainly revolves around Dave and his new found companion, though it will also include many other short stories involving many other people with their own trolls. Rated T for swearing. (Completed Poorly)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Equius Z., Sollux C. - Complete
Stuttering Toward Ecstasy by Potions for Foxes reviews
Edward Elric is a fairly normal high school student who happens to be utterly and completely terrified of public speaking. However, unlike most high schoolers, his fear isn't irrational. You see, Edward Elric stutters. Especially when people watch him. (last update guys)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Harry Potter and The Apprentice of Death by Lord Claw reviews
The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,589 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P.
Seven Deadly Sins by mizukiryu73 reviews
The Gate is a mercurial being, and its decisions are made only to its own standards. But they weren't going to complain that it decided to allow them a second chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Harry P., Envy
The Wizard of Narnia by wolf-shinigami reviews
Harry finds magic during the summer. How will Hogwarts deal with a more mature Harry. Pairings undecided. Rated for safety, may go up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Harry P., Peter Pevensie
Homeleaving by sparklymoonchild reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and tonight you and your three friends are running away from your homophobic town during your school's homecoming dance for a wild adventure. And it's gonna be fucking awesome. Rated T for language and things yet to come. JohnDave, SolKat, mentioned RoseKan.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
On the other side of things by Whatthewoot reviews
Harry has just defeated Voldemort when he is pulled into a new dimension. As he is trying to find his way back home he meets an equally lost Steve Rogers. Together they try to enjoy the 21st century but it's not easy being a soldier out of time as they soon discover. Harry is not the master of death and (hopefully) not über powerful.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,514 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Honeybee by VelvetNixie reviews
When Terezi cheats on Karkat with his best friend, Karkat doesn't want to live anymore. But when Sollux shows up, Karkat starts to regain his old life, piece by piece. Crappy summary is crappy. HumanStuck Eventual SolKar Gamrezi Rated M for swearing and possible future mature themes
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Something To Do With Sadstuck by Kitkatsolkat reviews
Karkat is having a painful time forgetting Sollux, but is that really what he wants? Bad summary is bad. Couple: Sollux and Karkat Please review :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
The Carrier by The Unbelievable reviews
James and Lily Potter were not his true parents. Dumbledore stole him from his true family when he was 3 weeks old. Now his true family moved next door to the Dursleys without knowing he was there. GoF Timeline, Mpreg, BL, Harem x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,679 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nihility by sevensinsinthenight reviews
The ex-Gryffindor and savior, Harry, finds himself deteriorating slowly as his 7th year begins. Snape finally notices and puts the Slytherin's on the look out. As things come to the surface, Harry finds comfort in the arms of someone he'd least expect. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,061 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Dark Lord Potter by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Voldemort is dead. A new Dark Lord rises, and the wizarding world will never see him coming. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,008 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kronos Rising by Araceil reviews
Found in the Titan's Forest, a newborn child is given to the Church. Heralded a demon for his strange powers he became a Saint upon burning the hand of a Monster. He fights. And finally, those who abandoned him come at last. "You ask me to abandon these people to save you?" - "You are the Chosen One! You must!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013
Complicated by midnightdisasters reviews
DaveJohn - Sequel to Not Like the Movies: In which John's life more or less goes to shit
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Motor Oil by Hardwood Studios reviews
Because Dominic needs Brian. Period. [Dom/Brian]
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Dom, Brian - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Sillage reviews
Harry Potter is not exactly as human as most of the magical world has been led to believe, and in fact isn't really Harry Potter at all; and the Master hadn't been the only one the Face of Boe was referring to. TimeLord!Harry
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 699 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P.
Living with the Dursleys by PapillonMagique reviews
Harry is actually accepted into the Dursley home, however it seems he idolizes Petunia and his mother, in his quest to be more like them he dress like them too. What's Hogwarts to do with across dressing Harry? This is the Why/Reason that Harry cross dresses. Harry from ages 1 1/4 to 11, Petunia and Vernon's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Petunia D., Harry P.
The Misadventures of SquishyCrab and BuzzyBee by freezekitteh reviews
Sollux and Karkat just being dorks Future smut, lots of Solkat, Johndave, Gamtav, Dirkjake and lots of other ships. Some parts will be based off from rps I've had. Au where trolls and humans both live on Earth.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Violet Blood and Tears by driftingRomantic reviews
When it all becomes too much for Eridan to bear, he starts to harm himself to relieve the stress. No one seems to notice or care at first, but then Sollux starts to notice the change in Eridan. When he catches on to the truth, Sollux does what he can to try and stop Eridan. This is the story of their long and painful journey towards a matespritship.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
When Bad Days Turn Good by Persistence reviews
Ichigos week keeps getting worse, his soul badge is taken away, Renji is cheating on him on the anniversary of his mother death, next he gets kidnapped by a few espada who want him to join them, but it'll have to take some convincing. yaoi Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,468 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra
A Horrible Reaction by Turise reviews
A herbology study about desiderium leads to an allergic reaction in Harry with grim consequences. He now has to face many new challenges, not to mention solve the mystery of exactly what happened in the hospital ward during his recovery. We visit Dudley in Smeltings and briefly meet a strangely helpful side of his family. New updates and a new ending as of 4/23/13. Slash-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
In and Out of Reach by KittyMayhem reviews
Sometimes staying close to what you love requires a knowing more than you're willing to give. Fred becomes enlightened about Shaggy's years without the gang and an old flame shows up to disrupt things. Fred/Shaggy. Sequel to "So Close, So Far".
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,468 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Fred, Shaggy
Law of Averages by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Harry is fed up with being used and emotionally abused by the long line of lovers he's chosen in the past. A conversation with Ron makes him think that maybe he should let the lover choose him. He never would have anticipated where this path would lead him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] - Complete
Boundaries by TodayWeAreAllMonsters reviews
For years, Karkat Vantas has stood idly by, painstakingly waiting for his chance at romance with his best friend and roommate, Sollux Captor. Well aware that it will only be so long before he finally crosses the line; that thin boundary between friends and lovers. Rated M for colorful language, suggestive themes, possible violence, and future chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Winter Magic by DeedeeWilliams reviews
Undergoing rewrite with new plot! New Summary: After the defeat of the Dark Lord at the Department of Mysteries, and several horrid circumstances thereafter, Harry has had enough. Unfortunately (or rather fortunately), Manny disagrees. [Magic Ice (Jack/Harry)! Rewrite starts on chapter 8! Warnings: Slash. There are others but sometimes warnings are spoilers so...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Sway by HatefulRodeo reviews
Swaying, writhing bodies converged and broke apart everywhere Kyoya's onyx eyes looked. It was hypnotic to the 24 year old male, as he let himself be swept away into the mass of sweaty bodies and groping hands. Kyoya was too drunk to care if his behavior was improper or uncouth; not after the day he'd had. Yaoi; Don't Like? Don't Read! Complete For Now!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Harry P., Kyōya O. - Complete
It's All Start In Christmas by Faz3 G reviews
It's Christmas time and Harry still believe in Santa Claus. What did he ask for his present? Yaoi and Rated M for the sex scene, so if you don't like yaoi, please don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,664 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
Ninjetti Warriors by Fresh Prince of Konoha reviews
When Naruto's brother figure, Iruka, almost dies, in order to protect him, Naruto accepts the power of a race of warriors thought to be extinct years ago. Accepting the ancient powers of the Ninjetti, Naruto is chosen to lead a new group of Power Rangers to protect the planet they all love, along with the entire galaxy against the forces of the Galactic Alliance of Evil.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 194,092 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Rito R., Naruto U., Hinata H., Kiba I.
Seeing and Observing by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 5,165 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Pups by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
au/ooc sequel to cub. Harry, now known as John, is done school, and on way to being a healer. But his happiness with Lucius has some bumps, mainly in the form of two red heads, who have been waiting in the shadows. warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,362 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Blessed Realm by senior-witch reviews
After Danzou has been appointed Hokage, Naruto has to leave Konoha. Sasuke is persuaded by his team to search for some Blessed Realm. They meet in a modern town with modern politics and modern standards, including acceptance of homosexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 393,994 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's You I Hold Dear by Witty Katts reviews
Sollux is being bullied, and Karkat promises to protect him. However, Karkat has a little problem of his own that may not be quite so simple... Sad!stuck Rated M for language and future sexual content.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Never Let Go by Ruinous Crow reviews
Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
Intervention by gh0stb0y reviews
Bella and Edward get into an argument at the Cullen graduation party. Rosalie proposes a solution: Bella takes a break from men and dates her for a week. In the end, Bella makes her own choice. "It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you." E/B/R, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,401 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Rosalie, Bella
Hold on tight,Darlin' Cause your worlds about to burn by fanfictionmorelikemanfriction reviews
You can't face the truth. You don't want to. You lay in a corner sobbing softly. You had lost you mate sprit, and he probably wasn't getting him back any time soon. Sollux Captor, the one you loved, left you for another.And that significant other happened to be Eridan fucking Ampora. Rated for attempted suicide and language. Originally an RP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Girl of War by gh0stb0y reviews
On the Promised Day, Isabella Hawkeye was dragged through the Portal of Truth to the other side trying to save Mustang. After 4 years, she regains some sense and drags herself back through, losing part of her leg in the process. Much to her irritation, 7 all too familiar vampires follow her. Olivier/Riza, Ed C/Bella/Rosalie, Ed E/Winry, others to follow
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Riza H., Bella
Just Another Love Story by Slenderheart reviews
Alfred is lucky he is loved. The punishments and the beatings prove it. The rules are put down for a reason. He learned from his mistakes; he lives to make Ivan happy. And when he doesn't, there are consequences. TW: Noncon, abuse, abusive relationship, no happy endings. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Crash and Burn by Kamaxi
"It had been a whole six days, five hours and seven minutes since her last drink (give or take a day or two because seriously she hadn't been counting that closely). All that time, and the only thing the young woman could think about was how stupid she was for actually trying to sober up in the first place." Roxy struggles with Dirk, her feelings, and ultimately herself. Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Roxy L., Dirk S. - Complete
Second Chance by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Ten Years ago Dean spent three days in bliss but when he learned the truth about his lover he couldn't deal. Ten years later a hunt brings them together again will Dean make the same choice Harry/Dean Slash AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,804 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Untitled by Exodiano reviews
#4 Privet Drive. "What? I have another aunt!" Almost shouted Harry. Witwicky's residence. "What? Mom...You're a Brit? and I have two cousins and an uncle?" asked doubtfully Sam. SLASH SAM x HARRY x BEE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Sam W.
Paradise Found by Dream Hime reviews
After the well closes, Kagome finds herself frustrated with the 'real' world. And then They came. NOT a Kag/Saeko pairing...they just happen to have more air time at the mo.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kagome H., Saeko B.
The difference working together makes by Hard-headed-woman reviews
Sequel to 'The difference one more makes'. The battle is over but the war has just begun. Can the Avengers look past each others flaws and masks, and work together? Or will their newest threat destroy them and everything they hold dear? SLASH. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,618 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Blood Pops by Foxwolfmoon reviews
Jasper has upset his little mate, but receives a surprise when he comes to see him. Drabble, fluff One shot. Established Jasper/Harry relationship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 6,126 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter and the Perverts by pupeez4eva reviews
Prussia is sick of England constantly bragging about that Potter kid. So he, and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio, decide to kidnap Harry and brainwash him into hating England.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Prussia - Complete
Beneath The Mask by UponAtlas reviews
Kaiden Grant and his second-in-command, Drake Stanford, are underground Miami's most infamous street racers and even more dangerous crime lords. But where had they came from, and why? What dark secrets lay beneath their masks? OOC. HPXOVER
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Brian
The Great Escape by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Harry runs away from Hogwarts, only to be found by Neji Hyuuga. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,758 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Anniversary by Mystic-Harley reviews
It's the one year anniversary of Harry Potter and his lover, but they live far away and can't see each other. How will they meet?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Touch of Evil by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Slash: What if the Chamber of Secrets events didn't turn out the same? A secret learned will make it so Harry will find himself growing up yearning for the touch of evil. Eventual Dark!Harry main pairing HP/LV more possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Without Grace by Beelsebutt reviews
After three years, Harry is still thinking of Ron. What will he do when he finds out that Ron and Hermione's marriage isn't as solid as he thought? Harry/Ron, Hermione/Fred. Slash & Het. Please, note the rating and warnings inside! Pic by raitakarkki.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,566 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cosplay With Me V2 by Russica reviews
What happens when America discovers the joys of cosplaying? He goes and plays with Russia of course. Fighting and sexiness ensues. M for M/M sex, don't like don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
The Ultimate Weapon by LuvversLuvvie reviews
After Sasuke leaves, Konoha forces Naruto to become their perfect weapon through mind controlling jutsus. Sasuke meets Naruto and resolves to save the blond from the life he is forced to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Moon Lily Cafe by Shiroiro tora reviews
After the war, the people start to turn on Harry. So he decides that he will move to Tokyo with his son, Teddy. His plan, start a cafe and raise his son and just live in peace. Two things he didn't account for, Love & meeting Ouran Host club. SLASH MoriHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
To Be a Muggle by HP Slash Luv reviews
Harry chose to be a muggle instead of marrying Draco Malfoy. He's in a new place with new friends and some old friends. Is love in the cards when he meets sexy vampire Lucas and comes face to face with Viktor Krum once again? Read to find out. VK/HP/vamp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,095 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P., OC - Complete
In This Life by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry was adopted by a couple who move to America. His adopted parents die leaving him with his adopted uncle who abuses him. He attends Forks high school, meets the Cullen's who show him how good life can be. Sirius finds out where Harry is in the nick of time. He's adopted by Sev and Sirius, just as his parents and twin enter his life. He shows them the door. A war is brewing...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 139,480 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Cosplay With Me by Russica reviews
What happens when America discovers the joys of cosplaying and England refuses to play? He goes and plays with Russia of course. T for language and violence. Also some light fluff. Multiple short chapters. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
American Dream by LittleAmerica118 reviews
America and England plan on spending the week together but America has a little secret he's not telling England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,513 - Follows: 5,291 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Not My Son by marksmom reviews
The Potters survive Voldemort's attack only to divorce soon after. James dies not long after that, on a mission, and Harry goes to live with his mother and her husband-Severus Snape. Severus hated James and carries it over onto his son...how does this affect Harry in the long run? And what happens when something unforeseen happens to the small boy? There is a sequel planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 390 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shades of Grey by SilverKytten reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Into Darkness'. Ichigo never asked to be either loved or fixed, he just asked to be distracted. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes and Language. Elements of canon divergence from late series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,415 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
The difference one more makes by Hard-headed-woman reviews
Everyone thinks they know Tony Stark. His hopes, dreams, even his past. But what if that was all fake. What if the biggest secret of his past came back? What if it joined the Avengers? FYI, this is SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,002 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Our Deal by Madame Xela reviews
Summary inside. M for language, later chapters and child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Silly Love by SlytherinChan reviews
Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to get away from everything. How will his life be with the Glee Club attempting to get him to join constantly. Slash. Threesome. Blaine/Harry/Kurt. Bad summary, but the story is good...hopefully.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Broken by Animeloves001 reviews
Sequel to Replacement. After what happened with Kakashi, will Naruto let someone love him? Or is he truly broken beyond repair? If Kakashi seemed to get over him, why is he watching him out of the corner of his eye? Will this end up in happiness or death? Yaoi. Minor one-sided pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,321 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Neverwere by PenPistola reviews
Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. NOTICE: This story is no longer being updated on . Find it and its sequels on AO3! archiveofourown(dot)org/series/67094
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Imaginary by believeitgirl reviews
Draco meets a strange boy at his playground that's covered in scars and befriends him. His parents think he's created an imaginary friend but the future this friend brings is more than what anyone expects. Blaine/Neville & Drarry in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 198,521 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kisses from Perfect Killing by Kat100666 reviews
Happy belated birthday arashi wolf princess! Harry is tracked and caught by Sesshomaru who has been hired to bring him back to the wizarding world. Steamy kisses, and deals are made between the two. AWP wants more, so more is to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Harry P., Sesshōmaru
Family Pain, Hidden Tears by Neph Champion reviews
When, in a bout of accidental magic, eight-year-old Harry James Potter escapes his abusive relatives he discovers a new world of Chakra and ninjas. After his escape he finds a new family, one forged of pain and tears. But this new family is incomplete...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,628 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Baking Chocolate by PinkToothbrush reviews
Mori didn't know what to expect from the new Culinary Arts teacher, except learning how to cook. Harry just wanted to settle down and teach. Neither were expecting anything to happen between them. Teacher!Harry w/ Mori/Harry pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 1,071 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Just breathe by Lady Ioli reviews
Harry, an Asthmatic 11 year old has recieved his Hogwarts letter.Where did he recieve it and why there? It certainly wasnt with his parents Lily and James who were both alive and well living with his siblings. Events orchistrated by Dumbledore who willc come out on top. Light or Dark? WBL. (Status:UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,865 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Severus S.
How Did I Get Here? by Kitanrum reviews
Your name is Dave Strider. You are 25 years-old and you are not going to die with a smile on your face like you thought you were. As you fall from the tallest point of your apartment building, you stare up in horror and think "He's not dead."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Manifest Absolut by Eshli reviews
Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Possessive by EnnaGirl reviews
Naruto purchases a slave. Itachi soon finds that his new master is absolutely riddled with secrets and possessed by a dark past. He strives to help the blond, but how can he when Akatsuki, Bijuu and Taka, all gangs, are clashing? ItaNaru AU Yaoi Praised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
To Save a Soul by Angel of the day reviews
Harry's second year has not turned out the way he wanted. Everybody hates him because he can talk to snakes, and Lockeheart has gone all weird on him, so weird that Harry begins to fear what it's all about. He has no one to turn to, no one but Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,542 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Dark Prince by Lord Shinta reviews
Harry always knew he was different but just before his 16th birthday he receives a package and a letter from Lily that will change the way he views the world forever. dark harry, SevXharry , manip Dumbledore. GRAMMAR FIXED chpts 1-3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 141,958 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
You Could Be Happy by kittenguts reviews
John breaks up with Dave, which brings him into a deep depression and eventual suicide. TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDE.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Whatever May Happen This Go Around by thedopestofrainbows reviews
Post-scratch AU. The kids find themselves planted in Lima, Ohio after being ejected from the Beta session. Can they conform to high school standards and find themselves among McKinley's halls? Rated M for future smut. pairings galore.
Crossover - Glee & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012
HetaOni Safe and Sound by maxridefan1234 reviews
They had made it out, no one was dead. The mansion was being burned to the ground. Yet no matter where he goes, Italy will continue to be haunted by its memory. Song-fic for HetaOni.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Second Lives by LostKey reviews
Team 7 are the only people remaining after a grueling war against Akatsuki. With their village destroyed, they have nothing left but each other. So they use a Jutsu to take them back to when they were 11 years old to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,673 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dark Legacy by enchanted nightingale reviews
Voldemort and a few of his Death Eaters arrive at Harry’s house a bit after his birthday. As they are about to attack, the Savior of the Wizarding World has a surprise for them, and mostly for a certain blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,471 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Senju Arashi by Webby117 reviews
What happens when a certain Sannin, apprentice and pig come across a black haired boy in an ordinary street of an ordinary town? Senju Arashi is what happens. Read to find out
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,677 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Tsunade S.
Teenage Rebellion by Reenan Lefey reviews
Harry makes a break for freedom. Jade Lefey appears in his absence. Will be SLASH, possibly hpss. Rated M just so I don't have to censor myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,840 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Friends, lovers and then parents by Bulma-San17 reviews
A new Law? What will Harry have to say to that and why does Mione and Ron turned their backs in him? what do it have to do with our favorite Potion Master? what is wrong with Albus, Ron and Moine? read and find out. Plz Review. UnderRewriting!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,985 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Savior by Another Writer Who Loves reviews
Whem the Order of the Phoenix attempts to sacrifice Harry in a ritual he turns on the table onto them when he is able to summon a demon who will serve his new master with utmost loyalty. Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P.
I'm sorry master by Kathie-Rin reviews
On a mission to collect data on a slave trading ring Itachi buys himself a slave named Naruto, But is this seemingly innocent plesure slave what he seems or does this child have a darker side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,718 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Pup's New Pack by Kat100666 reviews
What happens when Harry Potter is abused and the only people he finds he can trust are the Dark spies sent to watch him? What happens when a beating gets out of control and Harry is about to die? How can Fenrir Greyback help? OCC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
No Sir, It's Harold Elric by Psyco Meowmix reviews
What if Edward was able to make a gate when he was on the other side, what if the gate missed his world. What if he came upon Harry Potter lieing on a door step. This is that story. No Pairings so far. Incomplete maybe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
Naruto: Shinigami by Chrisdz reviews
While in the Forest of Death Orochimaru seals away the Kyuubi. This however will lead a new power awakening within the Kyuubi container. NarutoxBleach crossover NaruxHarem. Not good at summaries so please read and see. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,310 - Follows: 4,095 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
A Jashinist Wizard by black mage wannabe reviews
Harry discovers a new religion and becomes a fervent follower of it. By doing so, he turns the plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort upside down and changes the wizarding world! But not necessarily for the better...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Jashin
Companion Souls: Blooming Spirits by Myosine reviews
Part 2 of Companion Souls. This is now the time for Harry to face his world and grow up. He is thrust in Hogwarts and slowly learns to be strong, while Naruto starts his real training. As time goes by, the boys will soon discover many truths and secrets.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Silence is a Burden by snowbabygurl reviews
Harry comes back to school with no voice, something happened at his relatives and no body knows what. After loosing his friends, he makes some new ones and possibly one who could be more. AU, Slash,Abuse,Sexual situations. HP/MF, HP/TN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Stand By Me by missindependent4 reviews
Harry Potter moves from England where he meets social outcast Draco Malfoy and has his eyes set on him. Can Harry show Draco what love and trust are throughout the ups and downs of high school and family drama? AU, Non-magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,948 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts: Magick and Drugs by A Silver Sickle reviews
Harry meets a boy named Peachy Keen, an unusual boy who introduces Harry to a new way of life; a new way of coping. Can Harry withstand peer pressure, or will he return to Hogwarts a changed Wizard; and whose unusually first to notice these symptoms? R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wounded, Broken, but Loved by RoyEdLove reviews
Edward gets raped after losing his younger brother in the same month. Does Roy have what it takes to save Edward from his depression and his attacker?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Blue Eyes and Razor Blades by abbz07 reviews
Ichigo has lost his chance at gaining his best friends affection. How far will he go to cope with the pain? WARNINGS: Yaoi, GimmIchi, Self-Injury, language and character death.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Acacia Days by FluffleNeCharka reviews
After a lifetime of being warned about the dangers of boys, she went and fell for a girl anyway. Penny Proud navigates harsh parents, backstabbing friends and the insanity of high school and tries to find happiness along the way. Penny/OC, femslash.
Proud Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2011
Companion Souls : Finding You by Myosine reviews
During his training with Jiraya, instead of remaining in the Elemental Countries, they spend their time in Britain. There, Naruto meets a similar soul, Harry. A bond will be formed between the boys and they will soon become each other world. Later slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,017 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiding In The Shadows by Heart.4.Life reviews
After suffering an abusive summer with the Durselys Harry Potter goes back to Hogwarts different. His friends don't understand and he finds himself in the company of Draco Malfoy. How will the world react to the new Harry? Friendship, love and war ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,593 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love is Blood Deep by miki230 reviews
Harry has a twin named Seth who is supposedly the boy who lived. Harry is abused by his parents but knows that Voldie will come for him! AD Ron Potter bashing LV/HP DarkHarry Manipulative Albus Mpreg cross-dressing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,382 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Never Thought It'd Be Us by hana-to-mame reviews
Audrey and Walter's fighting has been getting worse and worse. When they finally decide to get a divorce, Drake feels like his life is over. And what makes it worse is Josh seems to be alright with it. Eventual slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,719 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Death's Magical Connection by The Dream Walker reviews
They never should have meet, but L. Lawliet and Harry Potter were friends for one short year at the end of which L. thought Harry died and Harry forgot. Now years later what happens when they meet once more...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,023 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., L
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Potter by kris21 reviews
Harry's younger brother is the bwl and Harry is sent to his Aunt's. Harry meets the Cullens. This will be a slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P.
Akatsuki Cosplay Cafe by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Come join the land of cosplay and pastries! Naruto and Sasuke are brought into a world where it's okay for men to dress up - as long as it brings in customers! While immersed into this new enviroment, love sparks in just the right places. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,739 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tsunade's Apprentice by curve-goddess reviews
What if sakura was the one trained by jiraiya? what if nobody trained naruto after the chunin exams.? what if tsunade saw this and wanted to help? this is a yaoi so if you dont like it don't read. sakura bashing.this story will be slash/yaoi medic!naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The Demon Who Lived by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Harry Potter died as a child that Halloween night but a demon god decided to give him a second chance at life, with a few improvements of course. Dark!Godlike Harry. No pairings decided yet but will HarryxMany at first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,909 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P.
Souls and Magic by chocolaolic reviews
Summary 11 : Ichigo and Harry know each other ever since they can remember as they saw each other in dream sometime in Harry's or Ichigo's mindscape as they are soulmates. What happen if Harry meet Hichigo and Zangetsu as well ? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Even after death by sekangel88 reviews
Ed has doubts about his love for Roy. Roy wants Ed to love Roy for Roy and not for the baby they're going to have. Al and Winry still don't approve of the relationship. Roy finds out some things are worth the sacrafice especially with the one you love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,454 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Serpentine by MarauderNextGen reviews
Au/ooc 18 year old Harry is in search of adventure He heads off to find dragons with Charlie But when the Parselmouth and man people said prefers dragons work close sparks ignite warn slash some definite Weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,326 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
Used and Abused by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Edward is raped multiple times, and comes to Roy for help. But he's not sure if he can help the younger alchemist any. Not seeing him- the one he's found attractive for so long- like this. Eventual RoyEd, rape Don't like; don't read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Reflection by Violet Dreams13 reviews
After the war Draco has been left to deal with abuse from his father, the loathing of his peers, and the self-hate boiling inside of him. Who's left to save him, but our favourite boy wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Bet by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Edward's forced to be Roy's slave for a month and he has to follow every order he's given. Not good considering Roy's massive crush on the young Fullmetal Alchemist. Rated M for anything that could come under an M category
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,855 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
its all relative by ArtFreak101 reviews
adopt a Harry fic... with a twist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010
Frozen Emerald Eyes by Prelude-to-Heartbreak reviews
Discontinued, but adopted by my friend SidheWitch. She should have it up soon if it isn't already
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P., T. Hitsugaya
Jigokugakure no Sato by Xareh77 reviews
An unexpected audience at the Valley of the End plus a painful series of event leads Naruto to a new and happier home in 'The Village Hidden in Hell'. NaruOC, YAOI, Rated M for future LEMONS, Mild citrus early on. Adventure/Humour/Supernatural/Romance
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,837 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Side by Side by indigo's ocean reviews
Edward Elric, the German exchange student, gets 'adopted' by two of his classmates: Roy Mustang and Envy. The trio live through fights, frights, and opening nights, and Ed eventually forms a bond with both that will last his whole life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
A Little Inspiration by LePhantomessa reviews
When Fred visits a strip club, he doesn't expect to find something that would change his life and views on love; especially with a male stripper. But when secrets are revealed, everything changes. Slash, no ocs. Ch 2: Fred meets in private with the Muse.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Fred, Shaggy
Harry Potter and the Iron Knowledge by Baronvonblack reviews
Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,411 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 3,609 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
A New Path by Destiel and Sterek complete me reviews
When Harry and Severus are attracted to each other all of a sudden, will they embrace it, or will they just push each other away? Really horrible at summaries, better than it sounds. Starts off before war Snape*Harry, and other pairings. Mostly gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,565 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Dark Lord Gave To Me by ShadeDancer reviews
Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by freddimac87 reviews
What happens when Draco, Harry, and Severus share their first Christmas together? Can Draco stomach the cliche holiday traditions? Will Severus be able to keep a secret? And will Harry keep them in the holiday spirit? Slash. HP/DM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Finding A Way by marksmom reviews
AR-What happens when Harry finds out that wizards can become pregnant? Rated M for some language, implied slash, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 241 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Cub by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
AU/OOC Voldemort dead, Harry is abducted from Privet drive by a presumed dead Remus. Where has Remus been and what secrets of Harry's family does he know? Warn slash mpre,creature fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 53,600 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Sin Within by Top-Gun13 reviews
Naruto nearly dies by the man he called his Sensei and is left for dead, but he finds the means for revenge - Naruto/Envy fusion Possible Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Envy
Getting Back Up by hpgirl4ever reviews
Ron and Harry are dating, but they aren't the happy couple they appear to be; what will happen when Draco starts noticing Harry's bruises? Will he be too late, will Ron's abuse go too far to where even Draco can't save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,587 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Violinist by LivingInTheClouds reviews
So, most all of us have seen Harry rejects music for science or some such, usually Chemistry, right? Well, how about him rejecting it for something a tad more... creative?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Naruto: Psyche by Shining Pheonix reviews
It all started with a pin. When Naruto found the pin inside the Scroll of Sealing, his mind was opened to a whole new world. With a new team, and new powers, Naruto has more to worry about than just a fox in his head. Namely, everyone else! Naruto/TWEWY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Winter by Absent-Frequency-jAg reviews
This is 3 years after Ed has arrived in Germany after crossing the gate. So be aware that there this a little German in this but it's only a little bit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
The Note by charz.the.manga.alchemist reviews
Alphonse loses Edward for good. What will he do now? I suck at summaries. Rated M to be safe. Contains char. death and emo-ness
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Of Technology and Botany by Rasberry Jo reviews
Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Purple Eyes by snakeofdreams reviews
Naruto never believed in Kami like everyone else. Kami had never done anything for him. No, he believed in a god much more...real. Watch as he changes the lives of the most unlikely people. Yaoi, pairing not decided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hidan
The Extremely Weird Smart Naruto story! by snakeofdreams reviews
Smart!Naruto Crossdressing!Naruto. Naruto thought long and hard about why Haku had pretended to be a girl, and finds that he likes the reason, so he decided to try it out himself! He's gonna knock those ninja off their feet...by a spray of nosebleeds! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,738 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Deus Ex Machina by Pojo-san reviews
He pulled the hammer back, and placed the end of the barrel against his left temple, with a finger curled around the trigger. No one was going to save him. “Forgive me everyone.” Can Roy save Edward before it's too late? Angst RoyxEd later on with lemon
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,095 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Soul Within by tstop reviews
Harry has found the man that makes him feel complete, but what happens when that man is just a dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,139 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
A little help from heaven by maverick9871 reviews
The night of the forbidden scroll incident Naruto wasn't alone when he practiced that night. Someone watched from the cabin and it change not only both thier futures but the worlds. NarutoXTenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,699 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Welcome Home by Madness Unleashed reviews
Roy went to the war some months ago and Ed is recieving one special surprise one night. Inspired by the homecoming soldiers videos. Royed fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Harry Potter and The Alchemist's Code by StrikeFreedom125 reviews
Nicholas Flamel needed someone to continue his legacy so that his research would keep going if he ever died, so he put all his findings into a series of books that a young Harry Potter stumbles upon; changing his world forever. HP with FMA elements!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,878 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P.
Always by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
Sequel to Never. The Wizarding World has turned its back on Harry yet again. Voldemort is back and the school needs to be united now more than ever. Will people from Harry's past be enough to help him come out on top in this war? OoTP. PeterHarry slash.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Peter Pan, Harry P.
Flaming Metal by MenrowSpirit reviews
Ed and Alphonse are able to return home to Shambala after 6 years. Now they have to retake tests and Ed faces new problems with the Colonel. EdXRoy Seme/Ed Uke/Roy for something different. Yaoi/Lemonish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Someone to Protect Him by Lovefremione reviews
Dumbledore ignores Harry's pleas to leave the abusive Dursley's. Charlie overhears Ron, Twins, & Draco's fears and decides to help. Abuse, Chan, Bonding, Prophecy's, good Malfoy's, bad Dumbledore, Mpreg. HP/CW /Charry/ , RL/SB, HG/FW, DM/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,872 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 3,236 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Deserving Each Other by BunnyJones reviews
"Sharpay, I know you know what you're doing by trying to get Ryan and Troy together but...isn't Troy straight?" UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION/REVISION TO BE REPOSTED
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,970 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Porcelain Doll by MaskedNightmare reviews
After Harry was left on the doorstep a technical error brought the Translvania aliens to Privet Dr. Doctor Frank-en-Furter thought Harry was just too cute to leave behind! Now Harry's been raised as his son. Pairing will be: Lucius/Harry/Draco CHAN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
6 Lessons From A Dead Man by Roozette reviews
Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Falling Through Time by Kat100666 reviews
When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter get sent back in time to a world full of demons and feudal era lords, what will happen? How will they handle this world without their wands, and will they find love? HP/LS. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,866 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Sesshōmaru - Complete
English Breakfast with Green Tea by Vaska Slont reviews
Harry Potter a newly turned vampire who moves to Ikebukuro to start a new simple, peaceful life. Unfortunately he did not realize Ikebukuro is the perfect place for the bizarre and weird, a wrench in Harry's plan but he'll fit in just fine.Yaoi.HS/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Shizuo H.
Two Worlds, One Love by LaxDrake4 reviews
A chance meeting between the Boy-Who-Lived and a Ex-Nation changes both of their lives for the better. A Two Chapter story Warnings: Yaoi Prussia-Gilbert/Harry, Personifications of Countries,AU-ish personalities
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Prussia - Complete
A Little Healing by adavisa reviews
Harry is attacked and wakes up somewhere unfamiliar. Will be Snarry later on. Also mentions SB/LM. If you don't like slash, I suggest moving on to something else. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,280 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Protecting From The Shadows by Hidden In The Darkness 15 reviews
Most people think that the Kitsune, the legendary ANBU, is just that, a legend. But is he, really? And how does Naruto tie into all of this? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,182 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Missing In Action by kaden292 reviews
"Uzumaki-Uchiha Naruto, we are here to inform you that Uchiha Itachi has been classified as missing in action," Sasuke said letting the tears slip from his own eyes, they all knew what that really meant. They just haven't found his body yet. ITANARU DARK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forsaken son by TheFoundersFour reviews
AU/OOC evan Potter is bwl. and Harry? He is the abused bastard of James with a male lover.Ignored and abused before school, Harry is all but forgotten until James and Lily are near broke,and see he can fetch them a lot of cash warn slash/mprg, abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,645 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Brothers by Lovefremione reviews
Harry and his twin brother Evan defeat the Dark Lord when they are 15 months old, only Dumbledore makes a mistake thinking Evan is the only one who did, and most people seem to just forget about Harry. Crazy Dumbledore, Veela Draco, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,460 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Shinigami's Gift by ookami567 reviews
After seeing Naruto's heart remain pure even with the villagers' hatred, the Shinigami decides to give him a gift, but only if he passes a test. Will Naruto pass the test, and if he does, what will his gift be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 7,114 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
A lonely soul by candinaru25 reviews
A Harry is Haku fic. Harry is alone in a world he feels he doesn't fit in. Freinds and mentors use him as a tool. A way of life he knows all too well. Two people stand by his side where others abandoned him. Harry/Naruto Luna/Neville
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Even When he Smiles by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Secrets can be kept for only so long, especially those that are gift wrapped in an disarming smile. :cutting, self-abuse themes, no yaoi pairings: DISCONTINUED DUE TO PERSONAL TROUBLES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Light by Darkest Petal reviews
Draco is a Vampire Prince and Harry is his mate. Ron and Hermione hate the idea and want him to be with Ginny. Now Harry must decide between his friends or Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
It Is By Our Choices We Are Judged by Ryzmah reviews
Harry's twin bother is declared the boy who lived. James and Lily decide to send Harry to Italy. How will this effect Harry's life? Warnings: Slash and Language. Possible MPEG later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Naruto The Nocturnal by snakeofdreams reviews
Naruto's not what he seems in the day. He's a vampire. Yeah, the bloodsucking ones. He's different at night, as Shino find out one day. Watch as he forms true friendships and more. YAOI, pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A.
True Hero by doubter of love reviews
Harry has an older brother who is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived. Lily and James survive Halloween and give Harry up. He is adopted and heavily abused. He is rescued by the Miami CSI team and adopted by Horatio. Warnings: abuse, non-explicit rape
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Horatio C.
Maybe lovers aren't so bad to have after all by animemanga-lover15 reviews
Roy notices some changes in Ed and wants to help
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Scars From Within by Edo-kun's Angel reviews
Tears ran down his cheeks while he spoke. He made no move to wipe them away.If they did, then he would truly be gone. AU Fic Roy X Ed Pairing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,770 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Open Sea by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones don't want just one heart! What is Harry Potter to do? Jack Sparrow/Harry, Davy Jones/Harry. Summary in profile. Under new management, original is from Dark Crimson Flame. Sign up to write the next or future chapters. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,184 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
The Missing Hokage by RaiderXV reviews
Perfect Lionheart gave a challenge and I could not ignore. Naruto is banished but Tsunade does not accept and takes to the road with Shizune and Hinata. Find out more inside. Sorry for the poor summary but I don't want to give too much away...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,695 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Naruto U.
A Whole New World by Potter-Bones reviews
Cannon through the first HP book and before the Lightning Thief takes place. Starts the summer after Harry's first year. Harry makes a discovery, then something else happens ? Read and find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Portrait From the Attic by Nightbloom reviews
Naruto finds an old portrait in the attic. It seems to hold secrets he wants to solve while struggling to keep his relationship with Sasuke alive. But things begin to happen that make him question his sanity. Sasunaru ?naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,837 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
BondedPair: Fake Prophecy by miki230 reviews
Voldie learns that the prophecys a fake and aims to right the wrongs he has done Harry. Harry is being abused and is saved by Voldie. Now the pair are mates and have vowed to destroy AD! LV/HP Slash. Mpreg Read and Review! DarkHarry OOCVoldie! ronbashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,670 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 6,827 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto: Fullmetal by Chrisdz reviews
In this world nothing can be gained without first giving something of greater or equal value. An art long since forgotten has been revivied and a new legend shall walk the earth. Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist xover, Naru/harem
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Love All Over Again by kkm-crazyfan24 reviews
Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke are back in the past with Kyuubi's doings. In the future, many stupid and wrong things happened but can Naruto and Sasuke come together and fight Orochimaru again? Sasunaru! OOC! Time traveling! Yaoi! Haitus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tears and Rain by SchwarzShifter reviews
Ed is being abused by Roy as motivation to get his work done. He's sitting on a roof when someone finds him, and instead of killing him, he comforts him. But when Ed returns to his senses and Envy to his hyper bloodlust, will they be ready to trust? YAOI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Three Reasons by a-big-apple reviews
Give me three good reasons, Ed. Three good reasons to break every military and social rule about fraternization, homosexual relations and the age of consent.” Ed wants sex, Roy needs convincing. Ed has talents, Roy...enjoys them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dreams of Despair by Kirsti-Lee reviews
Sequel to Depths of Darkness! Harry is returning to the Dursleys for the summer; and a year of life in Slytherin awaits. With new villians and new friendships forming, will Harry ever realize that it is his choices that define him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Love You, Jackass by FuzzehxSocks reviews
Detention has been embedded into their schedule since day one, but there is one day that's was more...productive than the others. No lemon . Oneshot .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
A Different Type of War by MaskedNightmare reviews
Harry was cast adrift in a ruthless sea, and who was there to rescue him? The one and only Davey Jones! Harry has made a family amongst the cursed crew of the Flying Dutchman, but soon a war will be waged for his heart, who will be the victor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,221 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., James N. - Complete
Past Transactions by Essence of Soup reviews
Shikamaru died after blowing Hidan up. Now he and the zealot are reborn into HP world. How will this affect Harry and Draco?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,695 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Shikamaru N.
Showers by mrscakeakajane reviews
After a tough training session, and not wanting to trudge through the castle looking like a swamp creature, Harry and Severus decided to use the Quidditch showers. As dirty as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Broken Glass and Heart Attacks by RazielCullen3 reviews
Harry and his godfathers go on a trip to Japan after a run in with hollows and Ichigo can Urahara help them understand the situation and what are they gonna do after they find out the status of their relationship? Harry/Urahara!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., K. Urahara - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Love? by shindousgal reviews
Harry is abused and raped by his single Uncle. What happens when some certain people at Hogwarts start noticing whats going on. Especially when they find Harrys little blue book? Slash! HP/DM, LM/TR,SS/OC,MPreg Dumbledore hater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,697 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweetly Yours by CristinaLee reviews
Ville moves to West Chester, PA beacuse his Dad wants to open a new Sex shop, On Ville's first day he mets Bam and they have feelings at the start. VAM Fic/Ville Valo and Bam Margera
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by RedPrince-Chan reviews
Harry Potter is missing, and only Hermione knows where he is, but no one knows that, either. So, where IS Harry? He’s nowhere in London, nor England, so, where is he? AMERICA, of course! But he no longer goes by the name Harry Potter, but BAM MARGERA! AHU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P.
The Dimension Alchemist by shadowfox1292 reviews
Harry is found by the Elric Brothers before Petunia and they bring him back to Amestris. M b/c of cursing thanks to Ed and in later chapters Harry. Parings: Ed/Winry Harry/Hermione Roy/Riza Anyone else to be decided.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Red Heads and a Brunett by Mistress Slytherin reviews
What happens when Fred's hand slips and an extra ingrediant gets added to his potion? What happens when George and Harry sample said potion? Fiction written for Bam4Me!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by fidelius thistle reviews
Harry and Severus get together after a game of truth or dare... and they aren't the only ones. WARNING... toe kissing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fast Enough by tandy9evaG reviews
ONESHOT Daily Harry has breakfast at the same café. Maybe he shouldn't have, since he gets involved with criminals, but Harry doesn't mind too much. After all he fell for one of them. SLASH, sex between two men and so on. Consider yourselves warned!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 243 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Dom - Complete
Power of the AllSpark by Nomma reviews
Harry has a secret...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P.
Breaking Point by Nicolai Reh reviews
WW2 has ended & Natalie Elric celebrates her 38th birthday. That night, she learns the terrible secret her husband Edward has been keeping from her. When the next gate opens & she steps through, what will she find? Redux with new chapters! Thanks for 300
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Edward E.
Deception by TheFoundersFour reviews
Au/OOC on the eve of Harry's sixteenth birthday he is abducted from the Dursleys by so called Death Eaters. But when he wakes his world is turned upside down when he learns of his true parentage. evil Dumbledore warn slash/child ab. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,850 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto: Heir to the city of relics by Froggy-slice reviews
When Jirayia tosses Naruto into the ravine in an attempt to force him to use the Kyuubi chakra he stubbornly refuses and falls all the way down. He lands in the middle of an ancient city filled with things, powerful things from the past, the legacy of man
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,562 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Escaping Fate by Jaylee1 reviews
He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Storm of the Lotus by Blue Midnight Tears reviews
Challenge fic! LeexNaru pairing! Full summary inside! Abused Naruto! PLEASE READ!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Naruto U., Lee R.
Dead Awakening by BloodyAngel93 reviews
201,568 people are returning from the dead. Only a few help these souls find their families and get back their lives. Harry potter is one of them. But as a a widow and a single dad the returning of the dead is as much a curse as it is a blessing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., OC
Beetle Bound by Acherona reviews
Naruto returns from a mission late and on top of everything he missed his and his lovers one year anniversary, that warrants a punishment…At least that’s what our blonds’ lover think. Smutty and fluffy oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
No More To Tell by Granger21 reviews
One-shot. Harry's therapy. Warnings: Self-Mutilation, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Character Death, and lots of Angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dreams by kirallie reviews
NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,203 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Beneath Boundless Skies by Blame Brampton reviews
Home is a world filled with funerals, a girlfriend who can't bear the sight of you, and people who are convinced you came back from the dead. Bugger it, even Australia sounds good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,898 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Saved Me by rye-chan reviews
Harry is sick of fighting all the time and during a potions class finds a way to end it all at last. Draco knows Harry is up to something but will he stop him when he finds out what it is exatly that the Gryffindor is trying to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,365 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Keep Holding On by charming2drew reviews
Sequel to Double Looks. HPDM. Abuse. Harry must figure out how to retrieve everyones memories of last year, especially his loved ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
To See A Falling Star by Lady FoxFire reviews
When Vernon's abuse goes to far, will Harry be able too live with the effects? Warning: implied sexual contact and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,061 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/18/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Unwanted Advances by LuvHarryP reviews
Sequel to Undried tears, after the defeat of Voldemort Dumbledore's sick infatuation with Harry grows and becomes dangerous. Can his father and boyfried keep him safe? warn slash poss non con HP/GW, SS/NT mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,986 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
The Hurt of Harry Potter by mizz-shy-gurl reviews
This is my version of what happened to harry from the time just after OoTP. Warning, contains rape and child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
In the Light by IamSlytherin reviews
One year passed since Harry came out after a kiss with Lucius. Now engaged he is ready to not only marry but take the relationship to the next step physically as well. HP/LM, SS/SB, RL/NT, HG/DM, warn slash mpreg au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,550 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Munich 1923 : Our Worlds Meet by Charlien reviews
Edward Elric feels fonder of his new life when Alfons Heiderich decides to believe him, and in spite of his feelings, help him get back home. In the meantime, someone else has learned the truth about the other world and Edward disappears. Yaoi, EdxHei
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
In the Dark by IamSlytherin reviews
Harry was straight or so he thought, but after a passionate kiss with Lucius Malfoy, will Harry be tempted into a relationship with the man? And how will he react when he walks in on his godfather in bed with Snape? HP/LM,SB/SS au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,295 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Stolen Innocence by TheFoundersFour reviews
After brutally raped by his Uncle, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus Lupin and his fiance Lucius Malfoy. Can his new dads, brother Draco and Snape prove to him he is not a whore, he deserves love, slash/non con HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 131,591 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book One: A New Bloodline by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,788 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Loved to the third power by ObsidianBunny reviews
Harry is nervous of his two crushes finding out he likes them LEMON! RemusXHarryXSirius SMUT SLASH AND SEX
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Without Wings by magic-reeni reviews
How do you save someone who doesn't wish to be saved? To feed somebody who tastes only tastes ash in their mouths? Alone. Desolate. Without hope. Everything Harry feels and believes and only two people who realize the danger he's in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What if Voldemort received a howler? by Mischivous Purple One reviews
i was thinking about it and realized that voldemort had nobody gutsy enought to send him a howler. so i decided to send him one myself. here ya go! please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Cosa Nostra by I Nightfox I reviews
Born and raised in the shallows of human corruption, Harry Potter discovers the world that has laid beyond the brick wall. Join Harry as he confronts the echelons of Wizardry and does what he was raised to do -- gain control and power. Mafia!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,903 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P.
Drop Dead Fred by Cherry-Starburst reviews
George can't deal with Fred's death. Harry can't deal with life in general. Fred/George/Harry. Suicide. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/22/2008 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shinigami Eyes by Jigoku Shoujo Enma Ai reviews
What if at age two, Harry was granted with the same power Beyond Birthday had, the power of seeing a person' name and lifespan just by seeing thier face. How will Harry handle the stress, and worst, how will Hogwarts deal with a slightly insane Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
Perfect Triangle by Light Catastrophe reviews
Draco and Severus are happily in love. When Harry, who is in love with both of them, gets stranded in the house with them during a blizzard something is bound to happen. mpreg. threesome. HPDMSS. MMM. slash. Newly edited!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,714 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Shattering Revelation by Ostensibly Lucidina reviews
What would happen if Harry found his mate after Voldemort was defeated, but his mate was already dead? Mostly DH compliant. A late Valentine's Day treat. Please Read and Review. You'll like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2008 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Nightmares by TraitorTatara reviews
Edward has a nightmare. Someone unexpected comes to comfort him... Sorry about the crappy title.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Without You by Shadow-Ravin reviews
Harry can't live without Severus [HPSS slash, rewritten, oneshot, sucidefic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fractured Sun by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
[AU Sequel to Road Trip] Music heals, the ancients say, it soothes the savage beast. Of course, moody teenagers who can't agree on which music are probably far from being healed...but the universe works in mysterious ways [SasuNaru, ShikaTema, GaaNe]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,372 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Death of Harry Potter by vampirebabe reviews
This is the story of the death of a little boy named Harry Potter. 1st in DOHP series. 3,388 words total, not icluding chapters and author notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Double Looks by charming2drew reviews
HPDM. Alternate Universe. Harry is not the boy who lived, just a regular quiet abused kid with no friends. Until people suddenly want to know who he is as well as a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,160 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 4,132 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Wasting Away by Cut-Wrist Kate reviews
The human mind is very fragile, this story tell of how words can cause someone to waste away. Harry anorexic fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Child of Darkness by makacatori reviews
YAOI HPXNaruto Crossover, Twelve year old Naruto faked his death and tore open the fabric of reality to join his master, he who must not be named, in London. Now at sixteen, Naruto will impersonate a transfer student in Hogwarts.EvilNaruto HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U.
The Savior and the Scourge by Random Dispatcher reviews
Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
12 Days Until Midnight: A Harry Potter Christmas by LadyBelz reviews
It's the 7th and final year for Harry and his friends. The war with Voldemort ended during Harry's summer vacation after his 6th year, when he found and destroyed the final Horcrux. 1 Chapter a day will be posted with the final day being on Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Unraveling by Asidian reviews
Edward begins getting on with his life. Dark. Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Changes by Reese Craven reviews
Complete! Harry discovers that he's gay... and pines after his godfather. Warning: Plot dies after Chapter 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4663 - Favs: 6,060 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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