Zaku Magician
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Joined 04-27-09, id: 1916166, Profile Updated: 05-07-11

Name: Zaku

Gender: Male

Age: 15

Nickname: J

Ethnicity: Asian

Nationality: Korean

B-day: July 1

Fave Music: Any Genre except Screamo and Country

Favorite Animals: If mythological is allowed-Phoenix and Dragons ( Generic but still cool. :P)

Foxes, Cats, Wolves, and Ravens.

Favorite Color: Red, Black, Blue.

Fanfiction Preferences; Naruto, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Pokemon, Negima, Rosario + Vampire

Favorite Characters;

Naruto/Fem Naruto

Ayame

Yugito

Fem Kyuubi

Kushina

Mikoto

Isaribi

Kurenai

Itachi

Koyuki

Amaru

Madara

Minato (Yondaime)

What i Look for in Naruto Ffs

Powerful naruto

Godly Naruto

Smart Naruto

Missing Nin Naruto

Banished naruto

Demon Naruto

Good Sasuke

Evil Sasuke

Logical Sasuke

WEll planned stories

Sakura/ Sasuke Bashing

Konoha Bashing

Different

Any Fem kyuubi story

Any Harem story

Match Ups:

Naruto x Ayame

Naruto x Female Tailed Demons

Naruto x Amaru

Naruto x Mikoto

Naruto x Kushina

Any Well written Naruto x OC

Percy Jackson Fanfictions:

Fave Characters:

Percy

Annabeth

Rachael

Calypso

What I look for in Percy Ffs:

God Percy

Smart percy

Apocalyptic Stories

Matchups:

Percy x Annabeth

Percy x Calypso

Percy x OC

I refuse to read Yaoi btw.

For people that hate stereotypes:

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME/MANGA so I MUST be a freak.
I watch ANIME AND/OR READ MANGA so I MUST have no life.
I like to COSPLAY so I MUST be a crazy loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
b) A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, Carrot, and Naruto
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary
- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Sealkeeper: He Who Binds by Eyazahrid reviews
His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 629,827 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 6,779 - Follows: 7,192 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 869,651 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 7,284 - Follows: 6,063 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Love Of My Brothers by Celestial Lion16 reviews
Naruto goes home expecting an empty apartment to welcome him back. Except it's not so empty this time but has four guys waiting, claiming to be Naruto's brothers. And if they really are his family then where have they been all this time? So many secrets and Naruto also has one of his own. Naruto is really a girl in disguise! And what about her mother?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,890 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Team Seven, OC
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3262 - Favs: 8,883 - Follows: 8,624 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 557,419 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix reviews
Naruto awakens the King of Hell in the Forest of Death, and in order to save his life, makes a pact with him. Watch as he forges his path as the vessel for Blood Hounduar; Watch the rise of the Bloody Maelstrom. Naru/Kin. On Hold for awhile. Sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,112 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix reviews
After accidentally waking up the No-Life King and offering him a way out of his eternal life, Naruto finds himself as the new No-Life King. As it turns out, Shinobi and Vampires have a lot in common. Semi-Dark, Vampire, super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,772 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Hidden Continent by Abstracted reviews
(Formerly Telos) The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 203,967 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
My Sacrifice by DarkenedxPhoenix reviews
Naruto fails to capture Sasuke, and is trained by Kyuubi after running away from Konoha. During his training, he eventually picks up a name all will fear. All beware of the Desu Decchi. Fem KyuubiNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,623 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
Iron Shinobi by Kairomaru reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has a rather unique heritage; the blood of a clan that cares only for battle runs in his veins and their bloodline is meant for combat. Naruto rises through the ranks to become known as the Iron Shinobi. Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,773 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 267,998 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 6,045 - Follows: 4,932 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Mercenary by Raphael Fitchburne reviews
Naruto wakes up in an unfamiliar place after a tragic fight with Sasuke. While coming to terms with his present situation, he meets the Shodai Hokage, Senju Hashirama. Hashirama tells him everything. Seeing it as the road to the future his father has entrusted him, he promises to help Hashirama reach his ultimate goal: kill Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Harem (Warning: Full of OCs)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 346,532 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC
A Fox and his Vixens by The Storm Master 567 reviews
Naruto gets thrown into a situation every man dream of after an amazing night at home. NarutoxKushinaxMassive harem. Rated M. Pure Smut. Also on Adult fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 188,880 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
The Blue-eyed Uchiha by Angelbloodlover reviews
Fugaku stared at his daughter. His daughter stared back at him. With cerulean eyes. And his wife dared him to say anything stupid. He blinked his eyes and left, needing a drink or two. Fem!Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,012 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 3,274 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Naruko U.
Konoha's midnight flash by Jacobus Negromante reviews
Naruto is taken at the age of five to be raised in isolation. Everyone is told of the secrets of his heritage and Naruto grows up learning all of his parent's tecniques to kill a certain man...Super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/26/2018 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Nine-Tails appeared, Madara led the attack, hoping to destroy the Leaf Village once and for all. However, the Fourth's jutsu sealed Madara and the demon into a newborn baby. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Nine Tail's, will now challenge a rising Akatsuki under new leadership, and determine which path to justice he will take.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 484,608 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Eternal Chimera by superfish01 reviews
Kushina and Minato have their owns secrets that only each other know about. How do these secrets affect Naruto and the reason behind the Kyuubi attack? naruxfemkyuu naruxfemhaku. 2 girls only, not harem. Rating to be safe. Discontinued fic. Please read final chapter for an explanation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 211,843 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Bijuu Children by Magenkyo Sharingan reviews
There is no greater love than that of a mother for her child. A father's love comes at a very close second. Mix in a smitten Goddess, an asshole fox and you have a chaotic Maelstrom...Tobi is not amused! Crossover references. Some bashing but not too much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,854 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
A Demon Discovers Love by RazgrizRedemer89 reviews
Naruto meets a kindred spirit in Fu from Takigakure, however, trials await after they accept each other. War, politics and just the general consensus can drive you crazy! Yet, when you're a jinchuuriki you're already used to it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Fū
Death Goddess by jokergirl2001 reviews
"Maybe I pissed Shinigami-sensei off too much," Naruto mused staring at his...no, her reflection in the river. She smiled slightly, "Question is, where exactly am I?" (time-travel shinobi war era)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,938 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blonding by EndoplasmicPanda reviews
Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,259 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Boruto U. - Complete
Arvum by Hanamaki reviews
Time-Travel. Naruto didn't believe such a thing was possible. Gender-change. Another matter he believed was impossible. Yet, here he was ten years old again and he was no longer a boy. Female NarutoxKakashi. Clan Restoration Act elements included (No Reverse Harem however). Possible smut as well. Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,012 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U.
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,384 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto X Naruko Flames of Destiny by Isun Alor reviews
After Naruto is rejected by Sakura, Naruto decides to play house with a shadow clone of Naruko little did he know the fox had plans of its own to relieve Naruto's loneliness and his own. Naruto X Naruko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Second Wind by Quill Q reviews
Waking up alone in a deep forest made her believe she had died. Naruto had done a lot of crazy things in her short life, like challenging the Kyūbi and fought against the powers of a God. But this just might be the most incomprehensible thing she'd ever managed. What do you do when being unwillingly thrown back in time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,305 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [Madara U., Naruko U.] Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,461 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
One Hundred and One Lifetimes by Fresh C reviews
Naruto had an idea. Usually such a thing was met with hesitance and fear, but it was clearly the best option. Akatsuki would eventually find him. With his current level of power even their weakest member would certainly kill him. And so he devised a plan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U.
New Purpose by Kiragirl17 reviews
"He's Dead!" "How? Who?" "You." Light vanished from people's lives, when he was killed at the Valley of Death. Ten years later a S-Class Assassin known as Demonic Flash appears, willing to do anything to keep his secrets. AN: Now undergoing a major overhaul. Now being Rewritten: To read, Please click on 'Redefined Purpose.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,490 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Some Years And Two Miracles by cholericDolphin reviews
After defeating Madara, Naruto finds out that somewhere out there he has a relative. He sets out on a long journey and 13 years later two miracles overrun Konoha, not knowing that with their appearance they change about everything. - No pairings for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Desperation Attracts Vultures by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto's goal of earning the title of Hokage seems hopelessly out of reach as he find himself without a trainer for the Chunin Exams. This feeling of hopelessness turns to a deep seeded desperation when he finds himself completely outclassed by his opponent. However desperation is a dangerous thing that has poisoned the minds of many, and desperation only attracts vultures.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,527 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Hanabi H., Mei T.
Heart of a Demon by David Jaxon reviews
After 8 years of struggle, Naruto finally accomplishes his most important mission. And now he has to deal with the aftermath. Check Profile for Status.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Broken Tool by Sakushiro reviews
At the age of 10, Naruto is an honary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,080 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto of The Great Tribes by Don Manta Ray reviews
Greetings brother. What brings you all the way here to Konoha from the Great Plains?", the young Genin asked. The next words spoken set a smile and shiver upon the young teen,"Tell your Shadow of Fire that we are coming. Tell him Light in Maelstrom."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,702 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Deity's Path by Invader Phoebe reviews
A young Naruto is beaten half to death and meets kami-sama, from then his whole future changes, super powerful/smart Naruto NaruxFemKyuu NaruxHarem rated for gore, adult situations and language -Abbandoned and up for Adoption-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,742 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,120 - Follows: 19,423 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kiri's Susanoo by BigPac09 reviews
Every story has a History... but Naruto never knew it until now. Sarutobi thought he was doing a good thing when taking Naruto with him to a meeting between the Mizukage and himself but... he was wrong. Another New Couple !Strong Naruto! New History!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,013 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
True Power by blackmage7536 reviews
Power beyond your imagining, how do you cope with such power? Why by teamwork of course, at least that is what Naruto is counting on. Naruto Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 181,041 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kurenai Y., Anko M.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5668 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 4,761 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shinobi of the Ebon Blade by CaptainPrice reviews
Naruto is taken in under the protection of a Death Knight. Watch as Naruto grows to become the greatest Hokage. Naru/Hina/Tema and OC/Kurenai. SasuSaku bashing, Kakashi bashing will take place for a good chunk of the story. Naruto/WoW crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,930 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,441 - Reviews: 3961 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Times by 83doz reviews
Time Traveling. What happens when Naruto meets a younger Tsunade and Jiraiya? What happens when he's the teacher of his own father? What happens when Naruto finds himself in the shinobi war? Come and see. No spoilers. :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,853 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Chakra Collector by gazz uzumaki reviews
Minato used a different seal to split the Kyūbi's Chakra in half. Sealing half into Kushina and half into Naruto's twin sister. Naruto grew up being ignored by his family while his sister was seen as a hero. Insanely smart Naruto. Naru/Hina/Mei pairing. UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Marauders by 30CK reviews
Naruto finds more than just the Forbidden Scroll on his excursion into the Hokage's private library; he finds a scroll with the consciousnesses of former Konoha pranksters sealed within, ones prepared to help a fellow prankster in any way they can. CANCELLED/DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 137,471 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
Milk & Cookies by jjscriptease reviews
There's always been something about Kushina's milk and cookies. Konohamaru can't get over what his best friend's mom has to offer. Konohamaru x Kushina, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Konohamaru S., Kushina U. - Complete
I Hate Life But I Love Death by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Before Naruto loved Life. He loved Living. When he came back, he hated living. When he came back, he wanted to die. The only thing stopping him from bringing his sword to his throat was a promise he made with Kami. Naruto is back and pissed off. Crack fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Makaze Mangekyou by Neotonix reviews
Shortly after becoming the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto is experimented on with cells from Uchiha Madara. Watch as Naruto learns to harness this incredible power and control the blackest winds with his new eyes. From the evil winds, the evil windmill blows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,913 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
My mother is Kyuubi by beast man1500 reviews
The night after the battle on the bridge Naruto we thought naruto accessed kyuubi's. What if it wasn't kyuubi's. What if it was his. What if the kyuubi was Kushina Uzumaki. Not incest naruxfemsasu sine it's rare. slight crossover with Inuyasha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,871 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kushina U.
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 7,099 - Follows: 5,537 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Past, Present, and Future: Only If You Knew by angelbunnycakes reviews
A forgotten girl, a jealous demon, and an anguished boy. Naruto vanishes. Years later, a blond girl with blue eyes appears. However, she has amnesia. Can Sasuke find a place in her heart again? And will Naruto remember Konoha? FemNaru/Sasu; Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,971 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ierokitsune by EnigMAL reviews
AU. Naruto has become the new Kyuubi. He will have to handle a more powerful Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and finding the other eight jinchuuriki who will become bijuu. Will Naruto be able to fulfill his destiny? Or will his godlike powers corrupt him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,383 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shadow Of The Fox by Reaper7 reviews
Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Without You by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto by mistake perform a bad Jutsu. Naruto awaken in a world that what if Naruto was never born? NarutoXKushinaXMikotoXTayuya Now Discontinue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,560 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 4,573 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11202 - Favs: 14,805 - Follows: 9,945 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
Love Trials for Naruto and Sasune by BadButt94 reviews
Both Naruto Uzumaki and Sasune Uchiha what to prove their love for the other. Will they be able to survive the trials put before them? Or will they fall apart? NarutoFemSasuke. Warnings: Cussing, Kidnap, Breaking people, and Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fox, Waitress, and Valkyrie by Midnight Zero reviews
What would happen if Ayame was entered in the academy to help Naruto out? Chain reaction, new team involving a Valkyrie and a new sensei. NaruxAyame, OCxOC, Changed to M for language, violence, and suggestive situations just to be safe
Crossover - Valkyrie Profile & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,518 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U.
Wrath to Come by dracohalo117 reviews
What if all the Jinchruiki attended the Chunin exams, what if Naruto's family was still alive...what if the Bijuu had a plot that involved their hosts...NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,057 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Blood Leaf by Reaper7 reviews
Naruto is run out of the village, met the Kyuubi... and has now become a powerful entity. NarutoxFemZetsu. M because of gore and some cursing. God-like Naruto. Slight DMC xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Zetsu
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Uzumaki Dynasty by Flashfox Tyrell05 reviews
Naruto lives with the Uzumaki clan having a large group of brothers and sisters with his mother living. Only one problem. His mother and sisters rape him all the time to fulfil their needs. Semi-Dark Naruto. Incest NarutoxKurenai paring Harem. Chapter 1 and 2 Redone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,598 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Doctor by ETR101 reviews
AU - Medic!Naruto. He was an overqualified medic-nin, a prodigy in his art and also well off financially. His life is perfect, so once it's ruined when the Hokage decides that he should be out in the field more and meeting people his age, how will he adjust? Rated M to be safe. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,593 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U.
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi's Heir by shadowcat971 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is saved from his darkness, or is he? He finds a mother in the one that caused him so much pain, watch him as he gathers the last of the demons and becomes their immortal heir. Demonic!Naruto,FemKyuu, No pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,400 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
By Fire and Snow by Oxycoon reviews
Naruto and Mizore met when their were children because their mothers were old friends. They grew up together and made a promise to reunite amongst the Snow Whites when they both turn seventeen. But things might not got as they're planned...
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,510 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Mizore S.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto Namikaze: Kami no Sharingan by Namikaze09 reviews
Madara and Sasuke have captured Naruto and are now preparing to extract the Kyuuubi but the seal on Naruto's body reverses the effects and he gains all nine bijuu and the Ultimate sharingan. Time Travel Sharingan Naruto NarutoxFem.KyuubixMei T.xHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,264 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Love by Lust by bunji the wolf reviews
While having a dream Naruto is visited by Kushina, what if Naruto wasn't a male but female who is very special? Female NarutoXHarem Harem of girls Beware Futa, humor,Lemons and well more lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,349 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruko U., Kushina U.
Misplaced Timing by Zeoniu reviews
What happens when you take one space-time teleportation jutsu, a dimensional-shifting space-time jutsu, and the natural energies of Sage Mode and stir them all together? One timeline misplaced Naruto Uzumaki. But the past is not always what it seems when your destination is decided by chance, and scheming with foreknowledge can be just as difficult when events unfold otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto no Mizu by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Naruto whisked away by water. His life as a leaf wilted and flew up as a swallow. Becoming the successor to a blade and the leader of his village, Naruto will complete his creed: When there is War, let me bring peace, Where there is Destruction, let me bring life, Where there is chaos, let the falling swallow descend to save. Go and right the world -Naruto Uzumaki. Rewriting
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,985 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Vibrations of His Spiral Heart by Bastion Lightz reviews
Discontinued and finished. Naruto returns to Konoha with new powers under his belt and a new sensei. While at the same time maintaining a harem and dealing with demons and rival ninjas he discovers his new powers are growing much stronger, turning him into something even stranger than a demon. Naruto harem, Sasu/HanaxOCxKarin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,465 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4817 - Favs: 16,623 - Follows: 15,148 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11124 - Favs: 6,677 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Blood Lines and Fox Demons by Zyber Elthone reviews
[DISCONTINUED/Severely OUTDATED][AU] Naruto meets the Kyuubi at the age of ten and discovers several things about himself. How will this change things?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Runaway Sage by JK10 reviews
Naruto is leaving Konha to Master the 7 main Elements. He will enbark on a destiny that has long since been created for him. Naruto/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,908 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Naruto U.
I Hate You, My Friend by PsychoticSushi reviews
Luna's an Agent. Her job description did NOT consist of ninjas, much less pretending to date one to protect each other from a common enemy. But after running into Naruto, that's exactly what she got. Now if they could just keep from killing each other...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,639 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Ten Swords by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
On hold until a decision can be made regarding the new story, Naruto: Heir of the Juppongatana is made. (Abandoned, only being kept for future scenes)
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,630 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Exchange Student by Tori Rex reviews
The world beyond the borders of the Elemental Countries hold many wonders. Naruto's world is turned upside down when an outsider comes to join Konoha's shinobi ranks. Strange powers and stranger connections are revealed. NarutoxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 259,945 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
XIII Ninja by James the Fox reviews
KHNaruto Xover. After all, Nothingness is eternal... After being defeated in KH2, Organization XIII finds an oppurtunity for a second chance in the form of a young boy...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,790 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
TUAOA: Last Man In Konoha by Rav3r reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 years training trip, what happens when he finds out an infection is killing off all the males? NARUHAREM. Clans of woman will fight for 'ownership' of him. can the Konoha canon females save him from his distraught mind state?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 3,797 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Katekyo Hitman REBORN: Moon guardian by ares88 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a student in Namimori Middle, member of an archery club. His peaceful life is disturbed by the Vongola Family. Through an accident his life is now tangled up with the rest of the 'Vongola X family'. Sets after Ryohei and before Hibari
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,741 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Great Sage Naruto by Thousandson reviews
This is set 3 year after the war with the Atatsuki and Naruto is about to get a surprising new teammate to take the Chunin exams finally . NaruxIno ,NaruxHinata , NaruxSaku , NaruxHanabi ....NOT a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 457,860 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The MenaceWholived by curiouskitty14 reviews
Voldemort Sommons a naruto who has taken over Kyuubi's role as a fire demon.Poor Voldemort Didn't know what he was getting into.No Pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Voldemort, Naruto U.
Ronin by NHunter reviews
Naruto, after yet another attack decides to leave Konoha for good. He travels to the east, ending in the Water country, and by some chance he meets Terumi family there... Naruto/Kagerou/Mei/Akasha Bloodriver. Warnings inside. M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,110 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Mei T., Naruto U. - Complete
The Village of Chakra by Killapanda666 reviews
Naruto meets the fox a few days short of his 7th birthday. With her influence Naruto grows to near impossible levels of power and become feared by everyone as the mysterious leader of the Village of Chakra. Naruto x Fem Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,698 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kumogakure Ninja by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
A six year old Naruto runs away from the Hidden Leaf village and meets none other than Kirabi. How will life turn out for Naruto as a Kumogakure Ninja? You'll have to read to find out. Will be epic in length. Currently being rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 237,079 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Kesshite Wasuremasu by Aesura reviews
She looks up to gaze at his coal obsidian eyes as he gazes downward at her enchanting sky blue eyes. They both thought, "Is this love?" Who says opposites can't attract? SasuFemNaru… MORE PAIRINGS INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,346 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Atelier Uzumaki by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
One fateful day, Uzumaki Naruto realizes the full implication of his lineage. It was bad enough that one of the most powerful Mana has been sealed inside him, but be is also the heir and survivor of a strong line of Alchemists. AU elements in characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,286 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Four Dojutsu by dracohalo117 reviews
What if the Kyuubi's chakra unleashed something long thought impossible...behold Naruto of the four Dojutsu, NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,756 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Sealed Fate by ronin504 reviews
During the battle in Wave, an accident leads to Naruto no longer being able to use jutsu. Having lost his greatest advantage, he must train to become a capable ninja using the only options left. Taijutsu, kenjutsu, and fuinjutsu - the sealing arts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,172 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Safety and Peace by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Naruto has a secret that he is keeping from eveyone With a mysterious request to leave the village suddenly Naruto sets out to God knows where with Team 7 tailing him. The question: who are those people in the white cloaks and why do they call him brother
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Naruto U.
The Demon and the Ghost by NHunter reviews
ATTENTION: this story is on an INDEFINITE hiatus. Will be continued sometime later, when I have inspiration to do that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,985 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Naru: Konoha No Kurohouseki by element1988 reviews
Female Naruto story. Different beginning for Naruto in Konoha. femNaruto x Sasuke Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Kitsune and the Weasel by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto encounters Itachi and finds out he is a she and that she's been watching him for years. Stoic? Yeah right try perverted! What's this about the Moon and Tanks? Life was so much simpler when the Uchiha was evil. NarutoxFemItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Moon Fox by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Destiny has changed for Olympus. After Ressurecting Thalia from the tree Another person is ressurected. A young boy who is connected with Thalia, Anneabeth, and Luke. Son of the Moon, Trickster of Blades, Jinchuuriki of The Kyuubi, Uzumaki Naruto...
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Naruto U., Thalia G.
The same, yet not by DarkShadowRaven reviews
Naruto has finally ended Akatsuki and brought peace to the world but at a heavy price. Now he find himself in the past in a world similar to his own but with a twist, the ninja world is dominated by kunoichi, what now? Naruto x harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U.
An Accidental Event by Yamamato reviews
Minato made a small mistake with the seal, nothing major; except that small mistake gave Naruto a bloodline so devastating, it will rock the Elemental Countries for centuries... let's not forget all the little surprises on the way, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,985 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 5,615 - Follows: 4,606 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Master of the Legendary Pokemon by MasterBrattan reviews
A Naruto/Pokemon Xover of a different kind. What happens when the Legendary Pokemon get sealed inside Naruto as well as the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Omnipotent Devil indulging Pacifism by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
There was a time when hollows survived solely on instincts; everything changed when Naruto Uzumaki arrived to Hueco Mundo. He was anomalous amongst his kin, not because he's a pacifist but because he's the father of all Arrancars.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,718 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Return of the Uzumakis: Adopted by Amity Verity Fortunato reviews
This story has been adopted by Gold Testament
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Twisted Soul by Wild-Dog84 reviews
What if Naruto's mother lived but they still hated him? However they took her away from him. The opportuniy for Kyubbi and a man with ambition was too great to pass up. Naruto will now know the power of a God. EvilNarutoxKushina Incest.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - A. Wesker, Naruto U.
Unwanted Travelling by Airheaded dude reviews
Naruto is trying an experiment that involves rediscovering the Hiraishin. After months of reading Jiraiya's notes on sealing and some of the stories focused on his father, Naruto has finally done it! Or so he thinks, Konohamaru doesn't quite agree.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Hollow Death by Unexpectations reviews
Naruto has died and after his death, he is transformed. Watch as Naruto becomes a Hollow and struggles with his Humanity. As a Hollow he has power he never could have imagined... But to what end? DarkNaruto NarutoxBleach Crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Seeing Double by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
No Rory – just the Doctor and two very lovely, and extremely irresistible, Amy Ponds. What's a Time Lord to do? O/s. Lem.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Pranksterz by Pretty Nacho reviews
All Naruto did was poke a dead body with a stick. Now she's in a place named after a pig's warts. Luckily, with her newfound prankster friends Fred and George it isn't too boring. FEM!NARU Most likely Fred/George/Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Fred W., Naruto U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 4,444 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Demon experiments by Michi-nii reviews
A/U When genetically altered humans find themselves out of the lab, how will they react to the world around them? And how will others react to them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,646 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Kazama Ascendant by Justareader80 reviews
AU A letter discloses truths that had been hidden and Naruto is actually given the tools necessary to achieve his goals. Armed with a new sense of purpose, Naruto sets out to forge his path and revive his once great clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 182,660 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U.
the Namikaze by Moonlit Novel reviews
Naruto is back! And much stronger and smarter then in the canon! Will him and Sayuri be able to work together to over come the Akasuki sp? ? Sequel to An Uchiha and An Uzumaki, Rated M for Mature Naruto/Sayuri FemSasuke Pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruma! A Magical Ninja by Dark Lord Sigma reviews
UNDERGOING REWRITE!
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,490 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U.
RosarioJinchuuriki by Denim88 reviews
Naruto always knew he was a bit different for holding the Kyuubi inside him. He never imagined that he'd be considered outside of the norm for his humanity though. The one shinobi in a school full of monsters; what awaits him in Youkai Academy?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,984 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Crimson Moon by Oni Shin reviews
Left for dead at 5 outside the village. Naruto is resuced by a man who is his fathers friend. Then is taken away from the village and trained in swordsmanship. years later Naruto returns to the Elemental Nations known as Hitokiri Battousai. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,807 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews
Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Don't Say It's Never Too Late by angelbunnycakes reviews
Naruto is blown back ten years into the past with no memories and no Kyuubi to help her. How will she manage to survive? FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,011 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
The Bijuu Project by The 0bservanc3 reviews
In the new modern world, all artillery has been rendered inert. The Akatsuki Organization has become the dominant corporation. Its purpose, obtain world peace. Its method, nine super warriors. Can Hinata Hyuuga survive meeting, and living with one?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Hero of the Waterfall by Sullie-Superhuman reviews
Naruto Uzumaki no longer belongs to Konohagakure. He now holds ties to a new village, and a new person. Find out what happened to young Naruto, and see where his future lies. NaruFū
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U., Fū
Tails of the Fox Sage by DarthValgaav reviews
In the battle with Sasuke, Naruto is presumed dead. He awakes to find himself in a new land and will face new challenges with new powers. Watch as he makes a name for himself. I don't own Naruto so plz don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,431 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos reviews
Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,558 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The Medic of Konoha by ares88 reviews
Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 187,847 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Namikaze Brothers by Renatus reviews
Battling Akatsuki, 18 yr old Naruto finds himself in the past, except he didn't come alone & the changes are already escalating. New peers, rumors, trouble, & he's worried about the Kyubi that's still on the loose... & what that means for his father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,083 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki and the Dark Path of Shinobi by kvsyaoran reviews
Book 5: Naruto has been keeping a secret to himself for the past seven years, the only persons he ever told were Iruka, and recently; Jiraiya, Tsunade and Shizune. What will become of his future when it becomes exposed?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 131,807 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Guardians of the Seal by Thanathos reviews
When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,116 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Breaking Point by zentary reviews
Everyone has a breaking point and Naruto has reached his. Upon returning with Sasuke from the VotE Sakura betrays Naruto and causes him to desert Konoha. Now 5 years later he returns as a member of the Akatsuki to ally with Konoha and stop Madara forever
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,228 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Future walker by Namikaze princess reviews
After Pein's invasion, Naruto was betrayed and killed by his own friends. However Shinigami had a plan and sent him back to genin exam day. Now what she will do with her new life? Wait.. She? Dark, cunning FemNaruXHarem. NonYaoi, NonYuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,728 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Daughter of The Devil by triggerspec reviews
"I was born from the souls of a thousand men. My eyes carved out of the darkest brimstone. My fangs chiseled from the bones of the most ferocious demons. Some say my soul is a piece of the devil himself, some say I have no soul at all." sequel coming soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Chance Encounter by takai senju reviews
After seeing Sasuke nearly kill Karin, Naruto decides to take her back with him to Konoha. The repercussions will be unforeseen by anyone, and oh yes, Sakura will be bashed. Naruto/Karin, takes place at the end of the Kage summit arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U., Karin U.
The Devil's Blade by RisenInfection reviews
AU/AR. He grew in a society of blood and steel. He became strong and his lust for blood became even stronger. Now, Uzumaki Naruto, the feared Devil of the Flood, roams the land, seeking a new opponent to defeat him. Will that person... be you
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,557 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U.
The Matriarch of Destiny by JPMod reviews
By surviving the Uchiha Massacre, one woman changed the path of destiny. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,189 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Naruto: Entwined Tails by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
A Place in Time by Magic Shade reviews
Naruto is thrown back in time once the world is destroyed. Waking up Two years before he originally graduated the Academy, Naruto sets out to correct his future. Non-Yaoi. No Pairings as of now. AU. A different take on Time Traveling Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,281 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Another Path by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
On the day of the Scroll Indecent, Naruto found out who his parent were and he is now learning his bloodlines. Learning that one of them is from the dead race of soul reapers, he has a new goal in life. Naruto/Fu/Amaru Naruto-Bleach crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,930 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Naruto U., Fū
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Kami's Messenger by Sage of Seals reviews
Kami has need of a champion, and so he seeks out one Uzumaki Naruto as a proxy, to defend life and, eventually, the universe itself. Now, Konoha's Unpredictable Ninja wields divine power...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Big Bang by Alastair999 reviews
What would happen if, instead of the usual kunai and shuriken, Kyuubi helped Naruto craft a weapon that had been forgotten to the world. Watch as Naruto holds the world at gunpoint "Say hello to my little friend" Rated for language and maybe other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Servant and Master by Kirity-Kitty reviews
Naruto is a girl and she is Sasuke's servant! Something's not right here...oh,well. Read and Review! SasuFemNaru Hints of InoSaku, KakaIru. This story has been adopted by: The Unknown Joryuu and Echo Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,869 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Requiem of the Fallen by Shuriken06 reviews
The skies darkens, the earth rots, and a strong-will for perfection remains. It shall have the ninjas abilities assimilated into the swarm. AU
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Demonic Legends: Calamity of the Frozen Storm by dracohalo117 reviews
The Kyuubi was destroyed, and its power sealed into Naruto's younger siblings...how will Naruto turn out now that he has two younger siblings, whose shadow he is forced to walk in?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,426 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Archangel by dasonone reviews
Naruto didn't take just one jutsu from the scroll of sealing, he took three. Kage Bunshin and two more; what will happen when he suddenly changes into something that only the heavens have seen and humans have only heard of? Massive AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,833 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Naru, Naru, Panic!: To be Reconstructed by Mugan Von Hellscream reviews
Naruto wakes up in an alternate world and discovers his female counter part. He must then pretend to be her long lost twin to fit in this strange world. But when he discovers her pain... he must heal her...NarutoxFemNaruto... yeah... I just did that. Due to it's popularity this fic will be reconstructed very shortly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Naru Uzumaki: princess and slave by slifer1012 reviews
Princess Naru is captured by the uchiha's and made into Sasuke's personal slave and Sasuke likes to do 'things' with her slaves. FemSasu X FemNaru YURI Rated M for a reason, Lemons, weird stuff. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Bloody War by wei2vile reviews
FemNaruto became a hollow when she died. Full of hatred she searched for her killer, but made allies along the way as they become Los Cuatro Jinetes del Apocalipsis. Rater M for a reason.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel
Will of Fire, Heart of Rock by The Lemon-Aide reviews
It's been half a year since the two left their home to prepare, and the apprentice of the Gama Sennin is concerned with his lack of progress. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. The results will rock the world. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,479 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Tomato by Average Naruto reviews
Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Lux Aeterna by Redflash's Legacy reviews
As an agreed negotiation, Naruto is sent to a school to study witchcraft and wizardry at... Durmstrang? How will Naruto cope being a student at the Durmstrang Institute? Naruto and Harry Potter crossover. NarutoxFleur R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,538 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Fleur D., Naruto U.
Naruto: The Dragon Summoner by wei2vile reviews
As the title says. Naruto will have the ability to summon dragons and learn their techniques. Pairing: FemNaruto/MaleHaku/harem Rated M for cursing, swearing, bloody moments, viscious batttles, weird moments, adult moments and MajorCrossovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Shinigami's apprentice at the Yokai Gakuen by Shihouin Shunshin reviews
A deal is made to protect his home from a monstrous force. Years later, the Hero emerges once again in Modern times. M for possible future Lemons, and language. NarutoXMulti- SHORT HIATUS
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Uncharted Chronicles by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto felt he had no purpose in life; he was alone, parentless, and filled with sadness. But then, he read a book. A book that would change his life, and propel him on an epic adventure. That book was called: Icha Icha. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,695 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Naruto U.
The Lost Rinnegan by Flashfox Tyrell05 reviews
Naruto gets attacked and awakens his Rinnegan. He has been on the run for 6 years and now he finally comes back home with guest. He knows his family is out their but doesn't want to meet them since they abandon him. NarutoMassiveHaremBeyondpossible
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Naruto U.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Flashing Dagger Technique by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto masters a LETHAL jutsu and begins his climb into legend. Naruto X Sakura Yes,you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
One Winged Angel of the Leaf: Enter Naruto by PurpleNuts reviews
Unfurling wings of sorrow, the ground begins to rumble, and his enemies begin to tremble, he comes and destruction comes with him. The only one that can stand up to this god of insanity, Naruto. NaruxHarem, Rated M
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sephiroth, Naruto U.
Peeping Tom by Cy Fur reviews
Olette catches a glimpse of something she isn't expecting. Namine/Kairi, Olette. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15556 - Favs: 9,656 - Follows: 7,348 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Shinobi turned Goddess by Kibou32 reviews
What if Naruto has been a girl in hiding all her life? Warning: This fic contains sex. If discontent that it doesn't contain another warning inside... check the fiction rating. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,594 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Konoha's Innocent Vixen by Kibou32 reviews
AU Where the Fourth doesn't die. Previously known as "A Question of Time", didn't receive good enough reviews, so the pilot is removed. More info inside. FemNaruto Gaara. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,777 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Double Arts by TheMostOriginalPenName reviews
When team 7 was called on a simple C-rank mission they never expected such a result. The chance meeting between Naruto and a white haired girl. Their meeting is the start of the legend of Double Arts. AU. Story starts before Zabuza Arc. NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,276 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Sister Desire by ZMasterZeroX reviews
Sister needs It.Brother gives It
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Emotionless by 8675309 reviews
During the fight with Pein, Naruto is thrown into the dimension rift. In order to keep Naruto in tact and not shredded to pieces. The Kyuubi lost his chakra and died, not before he took Naruto's emotions.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Annabeth C.
Mommy's hidden lust by ZMasterZeroX reviews
Mother lusting for her son.That s all I need to say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 519 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Black Blood: Naruto of the Hollow Smile by 0Aka-Ryuu-the-Red-Dragon0 reviews
After Naruto finds out about the his heritage, he stumbled into a cave and got attacked. Then Naruto meets someone that will take away his burdens at a price. He has to become a vampire. Badass/Naru Naru/Harem Sasu/Saku/Minor Kaka/Bashing. Multi-Cross.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Child of Hate, Samurai of Fate by OniRudra37 reviews
Imagine that when Naruto stole the scroll of sealing, he couldn't find a technique that he could do. So this led him to changing his profession. Naruto of Samurai profession. Strong, smart, and cynical naruto. Team 7 bashed hard,ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,578 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
The Living Wind: A True Legend by Theteacher reviews
It has been ten years since Naruto has been seen and his legend is all but forgotten to the new generation of Konoha. Now a father Shikamaru takes the responsibility on himself to search for Naruto's whereabouts and is joined by somme unlikely companions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto has a new 'pet' by ares88 reviews
Naruto returns Konoha after his training with Jiraiya. Now three years older is something that all females of the village would love to get their hands onto. And what about that little fox who is riding on his shoulder. NaruHarem. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,097 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Curse of Immortality by Sage of Seals reviews
To survive, Naruto and the Kyuubi melded. Imagine Naruto's horror as he watches the friends of his past age and die as he himself is stuck in time, everlasting. Now, watch as he deals with this new future and comes to terms with himself. Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Time to Kill by sarmad88 reviews
Waking up in a world he only read about in history books, Uzumaki Naruto is about to find out why Nagato said "The Shinobi world is a road paved in violence and death.” Time Travel. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U., Yoshino N.
Miso Delight by NarutosBrat reviews
Banished shortly after the Sasuke Retrieval incident, for crippling the Uchiha with the Rasengan, Naruto is called back by Tsunade ten years later. But what’s this, he has two people with him. Naruto has a daughter, and an apprentice?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,079 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame
Relationship Issues by paperdominos reviews
Naruto's Mother and sister are in town who he never knew existed.He and Hinata-his girlfriend-are in love but have some minor problems of there own.Will Naruto be able to deal with it all or will he be forced to run away just as his mother did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi No Amaterasu by XNNMX reviews
Minato Namikaze makes one mistake while sealing the Kyuubi No Kitsune within his son, the results are not seen until a few years later. But needless to say, they are Demonically shocking. Demonic-Naruto Naruto X Moka Naruto X Kokoa Badass Naruto R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U., Kokoa S.
Mahou Fox Guardian by DragonBlade00 reviews
Thousands of years have pass since Naruto defeated Akatsuki and the world forgot the ways of a shinobi as technology and magic takes over, but when young Negi Springfield stumble onto a fox statue with a strong aura around it, what will he unleash.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Fast Love by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
“If you have sex with my brother every day for the next two weeks, I’ll let you stay with us without asking you a thing”. Scuse me, what? The day Naruto’s life changed for good… SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Paths of Destiny by Scion of Fate reviews
Nearly twenty years after his banishment from Konoha after the VoTe, Naruto works at the prestigious Mahora Academy. His past is a secret, one that might come to light with the arrival of a certain mage... Naruto/Negima crossover. Pairings uncertain. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U.
The choices make up history by Hyssopus reviews
A time travel story based on the theory of what the tailed beasts are and where they get their chakra from.That and the question: if one person was exchanged with another, would history still play out the same? Naruto's soul is sent back in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Whirlwind Effect by Mindless Tofu reviews
When Rin summoned the Rokudaime Hokage from the future, she set in motion a chain of events that ultimately saves Konoha. This is a tale of a girl's validation, an Uchiha princess' salvation, a demon's redemption, and a man's absolution. Time travel. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,563 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Escaping a Delusion by Airheaded dude reviews
In the midst of the war, Naruto is forced to be sent away from home. Will he ever- Oh who are we kidding? Watch Naruto raise hell around Youkai Academy, of all places.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U.
Farmer Naruto by Froggy-slice reviews
Uzumaki Naruto crumbled under the constant abuse by his so called peers. He gave up on ninjas as a kid in favor of a civilian lifestyle. When Akastuki becomes too big a threat they offer to train him seven years too late. he hates all things ninja Nar/Aya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Killer Bee
Naruto's Kit by brown phantom reviews
An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,981 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC - Complete
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Demonic legends: Rise of the Inugami by dracohalo117 reviews
What if the Kyuubi broke free of Madara's control...what if Naruto was neglected for his genius sister...what if the path to strength came from a dying Inu no Taisho...NaruHarem, strong Naruto
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,854 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Inutaisho, Naruto U.
The Eldest Sister by SaphireShade reviews
“Who are you?” Naruto asked. This person has a foul charka, almost demonic. Yet, there’s another energy… “Your eyes are boring.” “Excuse me?” “I liked them better when they were red and consumed by fury! Now, blue, so boring. ”
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,279 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Shades of Grey for the Holy by LifeChanges reviews
I AM BACK. Naruto has been through many things in his life and seen many more happening around him. He has been around for ages and is getting bored. So he enrolls himself in an academy for monsters while hiding secrets from many people.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Reader by Elven Shade reviews
A Young child manipulated to be a shinobi instead becomes a Librarian this is his story, Due to his hard life he gained the uncanny ability to read a person just by looking at them. His life has left him with no fear to anything,He became a genius as well
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Chosen Of Madara by SatanicNaruto reviews
Feeling guilt at causing Naruto’s life to be an unending hell, Madara grants the near broken Naruto with a gift…the true Sharingan. Watch as Naruto becomes the greatest user of the Sharingan since Madara in his prime, Extremely badass Naruto…Yes NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bloodline Evolution by Angry Mob reviews
Kabuto has been torturing and experimenting on Naruto for years. So when he escapes not knowing his name, who better to follow then the Konoha ninja who are at war with the Sound. Naruto is powerful, but so are his enemies. Naruto/Undecided Female.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Naruto U.
The Kit and the Kitten by XxLichKingxX reviews
What if Yugito was younger, and if she met a certain other blonde before Akatsuki reached her? Would the fox and the cat get along? And would they become the most feared couple in all the ninja world? your going to have to read to answer these questions:P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Life by Dragonprincess1112 reviews
Your helper's name is Naruto Uzumaki by the way" Sasuke instantly pales. He was here.... Naruto X FemSasuke AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ce Soir by Saya V reviews
NaruSasu - Female Sasuke. After turning into a girl, Sasuke fears how Naruto will react to his new best friend. From Chapter 11, there will be yaoi here and there. HET and YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,270 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mother's Touch by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
In which little Naruto likes Sasuke's mom. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Naruto: Decisions by Astrocycle2 reviews
After living a life of failure and loneliness, Naruto is given a final judgment by the Shinigami. Decided that Naruto did not fulfill his destiny, he sent back in time with a gift and a dire warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Chronicles: Naruto's Way by Prince Blaine reviews
Things were shaping up for the newly elected Hokage, until outside forces drive Naruto into battle. Watch Naruto, God of Shinobi,go through hell to protect what is rightfully his, including his growing harem. NaruAnko NaruKyubi NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Demon Shinobi of Konoha by Thelow reviews
After the attack of the Kyuubi it was revealed to the council who Naruto's father truly was. 12 years later Konoha is thriving with many strong ninja, one known as the Demon Shinobi is about to get his own Genin squad. Full Summary inside. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mistaken Identity by Spirit-Girl-Misaki reviews
Okay, being captured Orochimaru "he" could deal with. Same with being a prisoner. But being given to Sasuke as his concubine/whore! No way in the 7 Levels of Hell was that ever going to happen! FemNaruxSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Ryu the wolf by Quiring reviews
Naruto is kidnaped after the sealing by Root, he is abandoned in forest but is found and returns as a Ronin pairing Naruto.U and Anko.M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Love Of Leaf and Sand by AvalonNakamura reviews
A challenge given to me by a friend. A Love story between three people who know what true hate is. Can they comfort one another. And who will wind the heart of the one they want. FemSasuke/FemGaara/Naruto Rated for Naughty things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Path, New Chances by Draton reviews
In desperation Kyuubi uses an ancient jutsu to save naruto's life, but at what cost? Slight Xover, Naru/FKyuu/Seras/Hiyori. Co-Written with Killjoy3000 as a challenge from him. Enjoy,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Nine Gates of Power: The Tale of Naruto by gryphonsson reviews
What if Naruto wasn't the son of the Fourth? What if Sasuke was a girl? What if Naruto had a bloodline? What if I had a million dollars and a getaway car? Okay, maybe that last one wasn't relevant... NaruFemSasu, OCFemHaku, slight DarkNaru later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Deceiving Appearance by Gomjibar22 reviews
Naruto is successful at bringing Sasuke from the Valley of the End but during the return trip to Konoha Gaara learns Naruto’s deepest secret. Gaara X FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,744 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Hanyou's Story by Anima270 reviews
FemNaru, SasuNaru. Naruto is the daughter of Kyuubi No Youko and is heir to the throne, and a shinobi to the village that hates her. One day the Sandaime takes her off of Anbu and forces her to take on Team 7. Did I mention that she's only twelve.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,064 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox Games by Zanaso Clramm reviews
When Naruto comes back from his three year mission, what will happen when the Kyuubi comes back with him in the flesh?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Akuma no Naruto by Lord Blood reviews
Naruto is thrown into the past, where he is no longer the feared Akuma no Naruto, and where he is no longer a god of shinobi. Evil!Naruto. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,755 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Naruto U.
A Voice From a Distant Star by Aikora reviews
At the end of Naruto's life he was ready to die. He closed his eyes, letting the sleep of death take him. Waking up Naruto found a girl carrying his battered form. She was scrawny, hungry, and cold. Just like himself. NarutoxKushina. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,647 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Return of the Bijuu Version 2 by Moonlit Novel reviews
Ok I have gotten premission to continue this story [yay] and I will try to keep to the original aurthors writing style but knowing me I'll add a couple jutsu or two NO I WILL NOT PUT FLARE IN THIS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Naruto U.
From a Place You're Not There by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Why are we separated from one another? We're from a place where we are not there... if only... Sequel to Mirror Siblings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Adult Arts by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Through the windows of the Inuzuka Compound, six year old Uzumaki Naruto witnessed something he wasn't ready for. What exactly did he see? Better yet, what will he do now that he has seen it? Smart Naruto. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,029 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Tsume I.
Refraction by Irritus185 reviews
Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto, King of the Streets by dart93 reviews
After being banished for losing to Sasuke at the VOTE, Naruto vanishes and isn't heard from since. Years later, his mother returns and everyone starts searching for him now that they know who he was. Led to a club at the border, they find a darker Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Voice of the Wanderer by Odama Rasendori reviews
After the defeat of the Akatsuki, and the end of the shinobi era, Naruto is the only one left standing. He travels the world for years, only to return to Japan, to live the remainder of his days. Naru/Ino, other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 115,626 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Unpredictable ninja by DarkShadowRaven reviews
He was created to be a weapon of mass destruction... he has the potential to be the strongest... however his power is only matched by his insanity. Meet Naruto, the most unpredictable ninja, he will drive you crazy. Insane Naruto. Pairings later...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Gamemaster by Urban Naruto reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End. Now he begins his adventure again trying out all the new forms he can use. Looks like he'll be raising hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U.
aSTRAY by BlackPANDA xD reviews
HIATUS ...the manipulation and creation of invisible blades," After an attack from villagers, Naruto awakens his bloodline. From blue, to red, to black, what would Naruto do with his newfound power?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,410 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Naruto U.
Friendship and Love by Zenerific1 reviews
He heard the quiet sobs coming from the bush as he was passing by it on the way home, frowning he peered at the bush but didn’t get any closer. Sasuke X FemNaruto AU. Once again a Rating Change ITS BACK TO M PEOPLE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,890 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Disappearance by WingedFreedom622 reviews
After failing to bring Sasuke back, Naruto disappears. Five years later, the Sound tries an open invasion of Konoha one more time. NaruTen! CH. 27 IS UP! AU. SUSPENDED PENDING REWRITE DECISION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,804 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Little Firefly by MoonRainShadow reviews
Onigakure: The great demon village no one knows anything about. When a new face wanders into Konoha asking for anwers concerning an old legend everyone is greatly confused. Why does this girl look so familiar? Is there hope to find Naruto after so long?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,436 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sun's Demon Assassin by Yusin reviews
What happens after Naruto finally succeeds in dragging Sasuke back? She's been Exiled? A mysterious Nin shows up with two companions! Who are they? Summary will change as chapters are added. FEM!Naru Pairings yet to be decided entirely. Shonen-AI later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,129 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U.
One Night in Cabin Three by killswithskillz45 reviews
Ok everyone. Chapter Two is up. Enjoy. For all those who havent read it, its a PercyXAnnabeth. R&R as u like
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2007
Change the Past by SetsunaG reviews
The Ryū Sannin Namikaze Naruto, was searching in the ruin of Uzu no Kuni any clue of belonging from his late caretaker Uzumaki Kushina who died when he was 5 Years old. Wandering throughout the country he came acros an odd seal an get sucked by it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,458 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
New Beginnings by Zenerific1 reviews
Naruto had moved into a new foster home. What will happen? Will she find a place to call home, or will everything fall apart around her. FEM NARU. Read and Review. SasuNaru Rated M for later chapters AU COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,547 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Different Kind of Pokegirl Story by Chaos Kaiser reviews
Professor Stroak of Pallet Town makes a startling new discovery: the being who provided Sukebe with the genetic materials he needed to create his Pokegirls. What will this being, an ancient with power beyond the Legendaries, do now? Naruto x Pokegirl
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Naru Namikaze, Legend in the making by MissUzumakiHinata reviews
12 years old Naru Namikaze daughter of Yondaime Hokage and container of the kyuubi, hated by nearly everyone and during a beating on her she unlocks her Doujutsu that changes her life forever Fem Naru x Sasuke Bloodline Naruto Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Konoha's Scarlet Claw by NoNameNeeded reviews
What would Naruto be like if he had been born 4 years earlier, Kyuubi still being sealed inside of him. What would he be like if he had grown up with Itachi, reaching shinobi ranks along side him. He is now 16, a jounin who just took on team 7. AU & OCnes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Kizuna by Kyogre reviews
DISCONTINUED Uzumaki's a girl, Uchiha's on her team. And Inuzuka's just caught in the middle. Team Seven takes dysfunctionality to new levels. fem-naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,153 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
An Uchiha And An Uzumaki by Moonlit Novel reviews
Sasuke's a girl?" asked Naruto and Kakashi nodded, "Hai, and it seems she's liked you for sometime" FEMSasuke/Naruto. Sakura bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nariko by Amei-chan reviews
AU Naruto is actually Nariko, a girl who disguises herself as a boy so she'll be treated like one and prove that girls are just as good as boys and achieve her dreams. NOT SasuNaru... permanently
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,852 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Your Hand in Mine by Zenerific1 reviews
One to many pranks lands Naruto in a pretentious boarding school. Away from home and friends can Naruto overcome the challenges, will she find love. And someone is trying to kill her! Please Read and Review. Leave a Review Sasu/FemNaru ENJOY! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Was All Just A Lie by Doctor Pharma reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto didn't exist? What if he was just a diguse for his real idenity? What if that person was a girl? Enter: Uzumaki Nikita. Warning: Female Naruto. No like, no read. FemNaruto/Sasuke. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,686 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Three Hearts One Love by Tattoo Alchemist reviews
Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura are on a mission but something goes very wrong that leaves Hinata and Sakura critically injured and only one option is left that will create someone the likes of which Naruto has never met before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Holy Kitsune! by gryphonsson reviews
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NARUTO'S DEAD? Wait... HE'S IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH KAMI? Oh Lord... NaruFemKami, rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 5,447 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Family Affairs by Kaline Reine reviews
3rd contest fic. Oh boy, I don't know where to start with this one... ItachiXMikoto, KotetsuXMikoto, ItachiXSasuke, KotetsuXItachi. Crack pairings all over the place. Don't like, don't read. It's scary and incest. No one told me I spelled the title wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Making the Pain Go Away by fusenrasen12 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki trying to find love uses the Edo Tensei and revives his dead mother. What Naruto gets is more than he would have thought. Lemon NarutoxKushina. Uzumakicest. Don't like then Don't read. Sakura bashing now narutoxharem with kushina focus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Nanotech Ninja by MrWriterWriter reviews
An experiment from ages past bonds to Naruto, creating something to be reckoned with. Cybernetic, Strong, Somewhat cynical, smartarse Naruto. Possible Harem. M for violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Legendary Trickster Illusionist by Cloud1239999 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has always been a trickster at heart. What would he be like though if the tenant within him was a mystical trickster illusionist instead of a hulking being of destruction? This is a Naruto/Pokegirl crossover that is not focused around sex
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,520 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Brotherly Love by L's successor reviews
Naruto is born into the Namikaze clan before the Kyuubi attack. Not only that but come the Kyuubi attack, it is placed into his little sister instead of him. Now Naruto must take care of his little sister without the help of parents. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi of the plants and weather by Officer Dibble reviews
Naruto brought back Sasuke butthe council dont like what he did. What could be the aftermath of this and how damaging will it be for Konoha. Yondaime and Kushina alive and Naruto having a twin, they ABANDONED him? Whats this about him being a true heir?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 218 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Team Naruto by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
A story where instead of a lazy one-eyed Hatake, a monkey screeching Haruno, and a moody Uchiha, Naruto was placed on Team Five. Naruto/OC, Anko/Iruka, OC/OC ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,393 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Execution Day by hadouken5 reviews
After successfully bringing Sasuke back from the Valley of the End, Naruto is put on trial. With Tsunade and Jiraiya out of Konoha, the council calls for Naruto's immediate execution. Too bad Kami and Yami have other ideas in mind for our favorite blond
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,921 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
This Is The Last Night by xSallypop reviews
FemNaruto Sasunaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Awkward Situation by premium audrey reviews
Kiba is a pervert. Kushina is mostly NAKED. Minato goes caveman. Naruto is scarred by the interests of his peers. MinatoxKushina; OneSided: MinatoxSakura, MinatoxSasuke, KushinaxKiba, KushinaxSasuke Sasuke is bi,lol. Rating is really more like a high T.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fall of the Dead: 月の上昇 by THE LORD KYUUBI NO KITSUNE reviews
As a baby, he was sent to death. As a child he was trained as a demon, as a ninja, as an assasin, and a ruthless killer. And as a teen, he is sent to bring back the balance of nature, as the son of nightfall and servant to the Kami.SuperNaruto. Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shi Rudo by forteryk reviews
Naruto is raised by an elite organization from the age of one. Eventually he is reunited with his home village, but an evil worse than Akatsuki or Orochimaru reveals itself, and Naruto is left to reright all the problems that arise. NarutoXGirl
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Mirage Knights by Magnamon reviews
What if Mizuki never let Iruka finish his response? Mizuki kills Iruka before he can claim Naruto's not a monster. Naruto, broken inside, leaves Konoha and begins a new life. Kin x Naruto x OC. Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Emperor of Chaos by Chaoskirby3 reviews
Chaos chakra was a mystery, no one knew where it came from but one Jinchuuriki has it and he will control the power. Let those who stand in his way beware.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Fox Storm by Reniee Maxwell reviews
Naruto dies shortly after one of Orochimaru's bases exploded, Five years later, who is this crimson haired man claming to come from the Whirlpool country in mist a time of war and why does he have a semi giant nine tail fox following him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wielder of Chaos by WhatDothLife reviews
Naruto has always been hated by the villagers, but this time they've gone too far.In the face of death,can Naruto unlock his bloodline and make use of the unnatural dark void that is Chaos? Super Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke Bashing. Up for Adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,067 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Story of The Reaper by Devourer of Mortal Soul reviews
Something went wrong with the sealing process of the Kyuubi... the Shinigami was also sucked into the seal after absorbing the soul of the fourth... what happens when Naruto has to fill the position? Pairing for Naruto is OC the others are undecided...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto: The God of Light by Primus510 reviews
All of his life, Naruto has been hated by everyone. However, what happens if a god takes pity on him? NarutoxHarem Don't kill me M-rated for gore in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U.
The Once and Future King, of Bandits by JackOfBladesX reviews
He ascended nearly a year ago. No one knew who he was, no one could catch him, no one could match him. So what events will occur when a pair of very remorseful parents, learn that their child is the infamous King of Bandits!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,100 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Beyond Death by Final Sleeper reviews
Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back... Naruto falls but brings home a brother. This is the struggle of those who survive. Old struggles come to light and the burden rests on those who have fallen and must now rise to fight again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 142,785 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Can you see through the Rain? by theworldisfalling reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, an S ranked nin joins Konoha's ranks and becomes a jounin and gets a three man genin team! What are his motives though? What will his past reveal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Nariko, My Sister by Guardian Craze reviews
Nariko is Naruto's older sister by 2 years. after an incident that almost traumatized her, she began to love Naruto more than a sister should. Will he return her love?NarutoXfemKyuubi NarutoXoc Uzumaki Incest. Lemon. Don't like it, don't read it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 228 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Call Me Dangerous by Dethklok reviews
The Kyuubi made Naruto an outcast...but it also made him strong. Konoha held but death for him, so he struck out, making his way West. Honor and fear were heaped upon his name, and now he has returned. A fanfic blasting at all the Naruto cliches, I hope.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Cause and Effect by Z. Alexander reviews
In the end, Sasuke couldn't let Naruto kill him...and he couldn't kill Naruto, either. So he did the only thing he COULD do...and Naruto is now very, very confused. Watch out, Konoha, because Uzumaki Naruto is about to make history. NOT SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,259 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Just One Smile by NoNameNeeded reviews
People say that a smile is worth a thousand words, but noone has ever seen Naruto’s true smile. Behind the mask, there is a scared individual who possesses a hidden strength. FemNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,493 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Sk8er Boi by DeidarasGirl reviews
Mimiko Uchiha mets up with Naruto and falls for him too fast.Will Sasuke and Itachi allow them to be together?And who is the guy who is trying to tear them apart?OCxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Shadowed Leaf by Warwolf reviews
After three years abroad, Naruto has returned to Konoha, intent on retrieving Sasuke. What he never expected to find was a Ninja from a faroff country, who regards herself as his. What is her mysterious connection to him? NarutoxOC. Possible NarutoxTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,615 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Broken in the Way of Love by ObsessiveCompulsiveReading reviews
In a time of tensed peace, he was searching for his soul mate and when her found her... she was oblivious. Can Naruto gain her love before the clans go to war with...demons?Pairings: NarutoxOC minor SasukexSakura KakashixOC IrukaxOC R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Scarlet Flash by VyseN reviews
The people of Konohagakure no Sato may have been able to break the young boy's bones, but his heart and will can not be crushed by anyone. Let's see if Naruto can fulfill his biggest dreams. Rated M for violence and eventual.. sexual intercourse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Helping Hands by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Naruto has a problem only a woman can solve. Scratch that, make that a few women. Lemon Naruto X Princess Yukie X Naruko X others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Koyuki
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Greenish Blue by LadyCorall20 reviews
...OneShot... Complete... Sakura regrets a decision she made in the past. Contains sexual themes so stay away if you don't like that! NarutoxUnknown Girl, Voyeurism on Sakura's side
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The bloody Flash by redcloudsarefuzzy reviews
Naruto and Itachi both leave Konoha to join the akatsuki and he meets a special someone NaruOc ShikaTema Sasuke and Sakura bashing maybe lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U.
punishment by rottel-da-MAX reviews
when naruto and sasuke are cought sparring without permission they're sent to wash their former classroom as punishment but in the lonely classroom...Naruxfemsasu NO YAOI go ahead keep flaming i'll take'em
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fox Tail Army by XllShadowllX reviews
After retrieving Sasuke, he leaves Konoha for good and trains to be a force. Comes back as Kitsune Shippo Beirikugun the fox tail army. Is he willing to help Konoha in it's time of need? SUPERnaru. critics wanted please. NarutoOC bit of xover ideas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Lost Identity by kuro-ninpou28 reviews
[AU] To find the truth of his origin, Akatsuki member Uzumaki Naruto takes a mission that involves the Kyuubi and Konoha. But certain events lead him to loose his memory and wake up in the care of the Yondaime Hokage. NaruXFem.KyuubiXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Child of the Earth by Glow in the Rain reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Seclusion by NoNameNeeded reviews
Naruto's life is now perfect. He has a beautiful wife and daughter, he's the Hokage and has now an unexpentant ally. But then, Sasuke shows up and warns them that if they don't surrender then there will be no mercy. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,991 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Pain Of Being Alone by Engel-Deamoness-C.D reviews
Naruto has lost the two people who ment the most to him. He has lost sight of what it means to be human, what will happen when his new mission reminds him or what he has lost? Edited Rated 2b safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Guardian Angel Yeah right by Cre A. Tor00x reviews
Kami decided to let Naruto into heaven by having one of her best to get him to take his one life. . .too bad the angel was the number one prankster in the afterlife and had plans for the little kid. Naruto and HAREM!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Naruto: Bleeding Shadow by Inu-shommaru reviews
The Kyuubi's sealing goes differently...and when Naruto finally awakens from the effects...his life will change...but how? Respectful smart dark and strong Naruto. NarutoxOCvote wich.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Final Fantasy Naruto by Blue Kitsune reviews
During the battle with Sasuke and Naruto, Naruto gets killed and before he dies, Kyuubi teleports him and Naruto to a different Dimension, another time where Naruto is reborn into Spira!Only thing is Naruto is born as a girl and called Naruya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,337 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Naruto U.
Tensai Naruto by Yuki Amane reviews
Naruto ran away at four. He learned valuable lessons through his journey, collect a bunch of kids with nowhere to go, and merged with Kyuubi. Now he was easily the most powerful human to walk the Earth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Blooming Flower by Zeke-Z reviews
Uzumaki Naruko is no more, all that remains is Mukizu Naiya. Fem Naruto AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,106 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
True Strength by Mabini reviews
Naruto was born with a chakra disease. suck at summaries. First fic. R&R. no flames. and even if people think it sucks. i don't start something unless i finish it. NaruHarem. Rated M for later content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
The Pack by Drekk reviews
Three Years after the wave incident Naruto returns with new allies will Konoha survive the pack. rewrite in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Balance of Three: Three Doujutsu by Aikuchi Shikaku reviews
AU Naruto balances nin, gen, and tai jutsu with the kuro nin , aka gen , and aoi tai doujutsu which he acquires by performing the ritual of the forbidden bloodline after reading the forbidden scroll of seals. On indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,025 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Naruto U.
Return of the Bijuu by Synica reviews
Sequel to 'A Tail of Two Bijuu'. Naruto and co are back from their 4 year trip. What new adventures await them? NaruXOC, SasuXSaku, NejixTen and others! Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,790 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U.
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Hidden Village by Cyber-Porygon reviews
Tsunade announces the new successor Sasuke, as a result Naruto hands in his resignation to travel the shinobi world, but before he could start an assassination attempt on him kills him or so they believe until an old enemy comes with his eyes on Konoha bu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Miscalculate by sasunaru addict reviews
Sasuke has to make Naruto more ladylike and be the most popular girl in school. But what if the thing he is after also changes. Her Heart. SasukexFemNaruto Chapter 5 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Tail of Two Bijuu by Synica reviews
After being forced by her Biju to commit the horrific act of raising the dead, Yukiko flees the Hidden Village of the Snow for Konoha, only to find acceptance in the arms of a fellow Jinchuriki. NarutoxOC, Possibly others. Complete at last!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,716 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Genuine Lies by Pheox reviews
“How did you know of this?” “Because I was the girl Itachi saved the night the Uchiha clan died.” Naruto’s admission startled them all. After 10 years, was Itachi really innocent? And who is Uzumaki Naruto? What other secrets is the duo hiding? [ItaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: The True Story by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Jiraiya finds himself in awkward moments as a shade of love and romance falls over the Shinobi world. Find out what happens when the world is seriously affected by demonic chakra! Chap 29 up!Main Parings: NejiTen, NaruHina, NaruAyame, GaaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,781 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
Set In Stone by The SOC Puppet reviews
AU. When the Leaf Village abandoned Naruto to die as a baby, the last thing they expected was for him to come back as a shinobi – and perhaps an enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,965 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete