Not much to say about me... I obviously luuuvv Twilight(i am like seriously obsessed its kinda sad) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you force the school to put you and you're friend in therapy, just for the heck of it! Walked up to a HOT guy and said "I'll be your Bella if you be my Edward!" crazy is when you talk to yourself and when someone asks what your doing you snicker and run away. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never watched Laguna beach, The O.C., or the Hills and never will, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are only reading this profile 'cause your bored and have nothing to do copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile. THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you think flamers are just huge jerks who don't have any creativity and just insult people's writing because they're envious,copy and paste this to your profile. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think mankind is going to destroy itself by relying too much on oil and by global warming, copy and paste and add your name othrrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Toushiro's little shinigami, otherrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight, Hellopanda23, by3by3noW, 92 percent of the teenage population has smoked, done drugs, drank alcohol, or done all three. Repost this if you are part of the 8 percent that hasn't If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile. Too many people smoke Marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your bio. If you ever fell walking up the stairs, copy and paste this. If you ever fell while walking on a clean flat surface, copy and paste this. A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901Text you. LOLZ!! "Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale." 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road... Girl: Slow down. I'm scared Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, you're really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug.Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
girls, dont you wish that you had a guy like that? only, i think that it would have been smarter to just keep going until the gas ran out... What would you do for someone you love? I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday |
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