![]() Author has written 1 story for Steven Universe. God is good. God is great! If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. What do You do when Life gives you Lemons? You get mad and burn down life's house with the lemons. If you like Portal 2, copy and paste this into your profile. 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... You know you live in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Hello all you writers! I am TheGemMaster44 (Formerly TopazTheAlmighty23 and Steven4Ever300) and I am proud to be a member of Fanfiction.Net. You will see a lot of Steven Universe from me because it is my favorite show. I have a top 10 list of my favorite shows which I will post below: 1. Steven Universe 2. Over the Garden Wall 3. MLP FIM 4. Pre-Movie Spongebob 5. Dan Vs. 6. The Simpsons 7. Futurama 8. Adventure Time 9. The Amazing World Of Gumball 10. The Office (US) I am also a gamer. I usually stick to my Xbox 360, Xbox One, and my PC. So here is a list of my favorite games: 1. The Assassin's Creed series (Xbox) 2. Fallout Series (Xbox) 3. Chrono Trigger (IOS) 4. Garry's Mod (PC) 5. Command & Conquer series (Xbox and PC) 6. Kerbal Space Program (PC) 7. Minecraft (PC) 8. Sid Meier's Civilization 5 (PC) 9. Terraria (Xbox and PC) 10. Sims Series (PC) All of my lists will be updated from time to time just to let you know. I am also a fan of music. My favorite bands/artists are: 1. Pink Floyd 2. Rush 3. Radiohead 4. The Beatles 5. Coldplay 6. Ozzy Osbourne 7. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 8. Kiss 9. Yes 10. Black Sabbath A story marked with a: * , is up for co-writing. (See Below) I have a deviantart account. I am: TheGemMaster44 Now, here is a list of upcoming Stories/Crossovers: Crossovers: N/A (For Now) Stories: The Gem In Solitude, The Homicidal Gem, and The Suicidal Gem (Reboot). (No Release Date Decided) Wish You Were Here- After Steven went missing during a Gem suicide mission, and is supposedly dead, Connie is left with a broken heart, and her and Steven's son, Jude. And raising a Gem-Human hybrid alone is not easy. This is the story on how Connie and Jude live out the grueling days without Steven. (Will switch perspectives between Connie and Jude. Inspired by Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here and The Beatles's Hey Jude.) (No Release date decided.) (Co-Writing offers are temporarily down.) In case I start shipping in the future, here is a list of who I might ship: Steven x Connie Rose Quartz x Greg Pearl x OC Amethyst x OC This list will update. (Sorry if it is just SU. I really can't think of other characters to ship.) My FF.net/Devintart friends: 8Bitstudiosfanfic; SpaceWonder368; Hornetzilla78; tostiez; Kimblee Whitehead; Trollface Mastah; Crystal-Gem-Goddess; Scraps The Fool; Serena Summers(Hopefully this list will get bigger.) That's all for now. Peace! ;-) |
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