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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by
Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,718 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by
BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
One Of The Boys by
paperairplanes reviews
Bella has always been one of the boys...but what happens when she decides she wants more? What if she wants to be one of the girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by
JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by
Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
The Girl Next Door by
yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Furnace by
jessicakaycobb reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Oops, he did it again! by
JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
In Your Shoes by
Duck Life reviews
Bella and Edward switch roles when a mysterious curse falls upon them. Carlisle must save them before it is too late, and Bella gives into her newfound bloodthirstiness. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Please Don't Take My Sunshine Away by
emmettcullensvamp reviews
Ethan Scott Cullen. Ten tiny toes, ten tiny fingers; he's perfect. I gazed at the newborn baby boy in my arms. He looks so much like his father. I'm in this alone, this really is my life, I realize. He's all I've got. His father's gone and I'm broken.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,510 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Weekends by
the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby your the one by
XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How bad can it get? by
InLustWithEC reviews
Set in New Moon, Bella didn't jump so Alice didn't come back to Forks. Edward felt no need to go to the Volturi. 22 months after they left, Alice is hit with a vision of Bella. It's not pretty. Can she persuade Carlisle to help Bella? Where's Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,253 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Will See You Again by
emmettlover24 reviews
Bella gets kidnapped by the Volturi the night before hers and Edwards wedding. The Volturi changes Bella. They won't let her call or see the Cullens. 107 years later she goes to Forks on a mission and runs into them. Will they recongnize her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,617 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by
maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jelly by
yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
What happens when firefighter Edward comes home to a messy house, crying children, an emotional wife, and burned dinner? Very fluffy. All Human. All Edward POV. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,248 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by
CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kids Say the Darndest Things by
Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inverted Providence by
Dawn of Chaos reviews
What if everything was different? What if roles were reversed and others disappeared? More importantly...would it end the same way? Can love still blossom or will it wilt away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by
vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Sun by
RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Retarded Edition by
Twilightlover1518 reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by
Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red Moon by
RemyRems reviews
Spoof of New Moon. Going2make fun of it&give ppl ending they wanted. Edward leaves, Bella wants revenge so she tries2get edwards attention. But how? The computer bikini Jacob Hot Mike Newton Rosalie dies oddly...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,344 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
You Are My Life Now by
LondonaLozzy reviews
COMPLETE - WINNER OF THE TWILIGHTERS UNITED LAMB AWARD. Bella is still terrorised with thoughts Victoria is hunting her. Only when Edward comes back does she feel truly safe again. Well that is until she finds a note that turns her life upside down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,381 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The End by
KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Edward never changed Bella and now it's her last day on earth, which she shares with the Cullen's. Much better than summary! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Says Yes! by
I. W. Cullen reviews
New Moon in Volterra, Aro asks Bella to join, after Edward and Alice, what if she said yes? And Why? What would happen, what would it do to everyone in her life? I did make a couple of mistakes in this story, but they make me laugh, so I left them in! ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Asassins Of Volterra by
BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Left Bella And She Becomes The Familar Empty Shell We All Know About. She's Changed By The Volturi And Is Now Princess Of The Volturi And Leader Of The Assassins Of Volterra. When The Cullen's Need Protection Will They See It's Her? ExB R&R PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's To Do List Before Your A Vampire by
Book-Luver-00 reviews
This is a one-shot! Everyone is away and it's just Bella and Emmett. What is on Emmett's to do list for Bella? What crazy things will Emmett make Bella do? Rated T!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Cigarette Burns by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Me by
Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Floorboard by
ThereWillBeLemons reviews
He said that it would be like he never existed, and after nearly two decades, it was. Until she finds the proof of his existence under her floorboard.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusk, The Daytime Drama by
Duck Life reviews
This is Twilight as a soap opera. I'm not trying to offend any individual soap opera, just joking about how dramatic they can get. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit by
Duck Life reviews
Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
Vampires and the Economy by
Duck Life reviews
Even the Cullens were affected by the Great Depression. Oneshot. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Famous by
mikenewtonisabadass reviews
This is twilighseries4life's story. She didn't want to continue so handed down the job to me - so that is why it starts at chapter 12! Basically, Edward and Bella are celebrities who disguise themselves at Forks High. But they aren't prepared for LAUREN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
CULLENZ VZ: ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISASTERS by
XCarlie.CullenX reviews
CULLEN BOYS VZ CULLEN GIRLS. TRICKS TRAPS AND TRIALS. EVERYTHING GOES. KIDNAPPING, WEREWOLVES AND DARES!EVEN SOME VERY GAY OUTCOMES! Nothing to serious all for fun! PLEASE R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Broken Perfection by
Nicxxx reviews
“Best friends forever”is what Edward and Bella promised.But can a pact they made when they were seven really last forever?Through the loss of loved ones, separation and a dark secret can they come back together and realise perfection lies in each other
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imagination Land by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bloopers by
Duck Life reviews
Possible bloopers that could happen while they film the movies. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009
Losing Love by
Twilighter31 reviews
Takes place post-Eclipse, a week before Bella and Edwards wedding. Edward decides to leave Bella again but this time it's not only his choice nor is it for the good of Bella. A Jasper/Bella fic. Read&Review Please! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete