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The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6926 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6552 - Favs: 6,415 - Follows: 7,253 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 8,039 - Follows: 10,772 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 6,878 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,896 - Follows: 18,603 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 555 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Sticks, Stones and Broken Bones by Littleforest reviews
Harry Potter would never regret running away as a child, but two years living on the hard streets of London had taken its toll. Now almost thirteen, Harry is still struggling to survive when a split-second decision gives him a chance at happiness. But will he take that chance, or will his past haunt him forever? AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,479 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Arthur W.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Phoenix Fire, or Hermione Granger and the EW by grangerous reviews
The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,399 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12579 - Favs: 12,795 - Follows: 7,400 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Allergic to Potions by Cordria reviews
A simple request for Harry to get his vaccinations has some unexpected consequences. Can Harry survive the summer trapped with his snarky potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,090 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
House's Houses by Intestines reviews
After reading the Deathly Hallows, House decides he needs to keep the magic alive by reviving Hogwarts at Princeton Plainsboro, and Sorting his team.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/22/2011 - G. House - Complete
Dark Ages by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Admonition by Frayed Misfit reviews
Did you kill my unborn child? Did you kill my parents? Did you kill my soul? A Regulus Black, Severus Snape and Lily Evans story - because life is for living.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Severus S., Regulus B.
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 732 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,930 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Making It Legal by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Is Wolverine truely the best at what he does?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/31/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Emma F./White Queen - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Darling Detained Dexter by Somigliana reviews
Crossover with Dexter. I froze in mid-stride; the Dark Passenger hissed and snarled and unsheathed its claws. Good Muggle… now, walk down the next alley to your left…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Lost and Found: An Auron and Rikku Story by SyuriFlower reviews
OH MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG A WAIT! Alright. Chapter 8 is up. ENJOY! P.S I promise to give you my upmost attention from now on.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Auron, Rikku
Magic by Lady Altair reviews
You're not young enough anymore to believe that all you need is love. A MuggleMagic marriage in the second person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - OC
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,895 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Where The Breezes Know My Name by Scion of Kushiel reviews
AU per end of DH. Hermione is in the Great Hall, Severus in the Shrieking Shack. Both are dying. What does the soul do as the body lies dying? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What love is by asdfghjklqwertyui reviews
A few sentences from a few charracters about how they few the meaning of love. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 444 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
We Belong by mj2007 reviews
It's been ten years since Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. But for a ten year old orphan, and a surviving Weasley twin, the story is just beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,344 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - George W. - Complete
A little of your time by Serpentina reviews
At the beginning of her 7th year, Hermione has an accident with her Time-Turner. Without intending to, she affects the future in several ways...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,540 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/1/2002 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 8,405 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10981 - Favs: 19,457 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
A Wither'd Bloom by Ramos reviews
This is technically a Marriage Law fic, but isn't fluffy, or funny, or anything like my usual work. No violence, but plenty of pathos. It is more appropriately the death of a marriage don't read with an expectation of a happy ending. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 360 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Chess, Chips and Flowergirls by Chevira Lowe reviews
Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted Years by Mizerable reviews
Had they known the paths their choices would lead them to, would they have changed anything? A bitter introspective about people learning what it means to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,224 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 4,711 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
A Pong Lemon by Prince Janus reviews
A Pong Lemon, need I say more? You know you just have to read it.
Pong - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
A time and times and half a time by Honesty reviews
AU. Legolas, imprisoned by Saruman, discovers *exactly* how Orcs were made .... While Gimli keeps a vigil he will never forget. REVISED AGAIN! (The last revision, I hope.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx reviews
Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000