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Joined 04-19-09, id: 1907421, Profile Updated: 04-25-09
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hi I'm Aile! Yes, that is really my name. My parents went to France for a college trip and um... "did some stuff" at this hotel that had ,like, a gazillion angels in it (by the way "Aile" means wing or winged). My parents being American, thought Aile meant Angel (god they are idiots) when they had me nine months later...I was born in France, so bummer I can't be president here...

I live in Panama City Beach, Florida (go stalkers!!go) and go to an okay highschool (Imma senior whoo-hoo!!)...Umm I like to sing in the shower, and make fun of preps(even though I'm a cheerleader...), and do random/retarded stunts. I like to use really stupid or nerdy words like "snazzy" just for the heck of it. Uh...yeah...that's pretty much it. :)


Copy and Paste Thingies! Because we all love them.

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile( I asked how many times the sun revolves aroun the Earth in a year...but that was in like 6th grade)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, blessedbyacurse,Aile67

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANG copy and paste this into your profile

If you love IGGY copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love KIT RODRIGUEZ(!!) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesme Carlie should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. How else would I get all this random crap on my profile?

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it, get the heck off the computer and READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Lone Power needs to just give up already copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read the Wizards' Oath outloud just in case copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social, know you're anti-social, and don't really give a care sometimes copy this into your profile

If you misspell your own name all the time, but remember the names of authors/books that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever say a word in your head until it sounds weird and un-word-like just because you think it's a great way to kill time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the MAXIMUM RIDE series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Young Wizard series are the best books ever-copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you physically cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is rediculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay!


Stereotypes suck!!

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because he tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for his number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of himself too.

Friend: Will give you advice on how to ask out girls.

Best friend: Will pretend to be you, and ask her out.

Friend: Will go with you to save your relationship.

Best Friend: Will have a private Jet and 3000 dollars saved up in case you have to save your relationship.

Friend: Will end a phone conversation with, "See Yah later"

Best friend: Will end a phone conversation with,"I Love you." Leaving you confused, and him laughing his ass off at your confusion.

Friend: Doesn't mind not going on a roller coaster if you're too scared.

Best Friend: Will rag on you and threaten you, till you do go on the roller coaster.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever


And lastly,

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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The AntiHeroes by LonelyGod63 reviews
The flock meets up with the Yang to their Yin, a new "Anti-Flock" as Max calls them; may provide a new source of hope for the flock; or it'll lead them to their deaths... The others seem to be perfect, too perfect. Pushes T rating, really it does. a lot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,839 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Intertwined reviews
As Max and Bella's lives get more intertwined they form a very tangled knot and their worlds crash together in a world of angels and demons. First fanfic so this will probably be epic failness.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Max, Bella