![]() Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Hi I'm Aile! Yes, that is really my name. My parents went to France for a college trip and um... "did some stuff" at this hotel that had ,like, a gazillion angels in it (by the way "Aile" means wing or winged). My parents being American, thought Aile meant Angel (god they are idiots) when they had me nine months later...I was born in France, so bummer I can't be president here... I live in Panama City Beach, Florida (go stalkers!!go) and go to an okay highschool (Imma senior whoo-hoo!!)...Umm I like to sing in the shower, and make fun of preps(even though I'm a cheerleader...), and do random/retarded stunts. I like to use really stupid or nerdy words like "snazzy" just for the heck of it. Uh...yeah...that's pretty much it. :) Copy and Paste Thingies! Because we all love them. If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile. 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If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you physically cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is rediculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay! Stereotypes suck!! I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because he tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for his number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of himself too. Friend: Will give you advice on how to ask out girls. Best friend: Will pretend to be you, and ask her out. Friend: Will go with you to save your relationship. Best Friend: Will have a private Jet and 3000 dollars saved up in case you have to save your relationship. Friend: Will end a phone conversation with, "See Yah later" Best friend: Will end a phone conversation with,"I Love you." Leaving you confused, and him laughing his ass off at your confusion. Friend: Doesn't mind not going on a roller coaster if you're too scared. Best Friend: Will rag on you and threaten you, till you do go on the roller coaster. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever And lastly, Girls |
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