The Groggy Liar
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Joined 04-17-12, id: 3926652, Profile Updated: 03-30-14
Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Well hello there, you are either here for:

1. more stories I haven't written yet

2. some explanation left on my profile explaining why I don't have more chapters/updates/stories

Sorry for the inconvenience, I know it's hypercritical of me because I hate authors who don't update regularly when I ,myself, cannot update on schedule.

I am however working on bettering myself and we'll see how this all goes :)

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Lie Down in Darkness by Ztothe9 reviews
Deadly Espada Ulquiorra drowned himself in apathy trying to find ultimate power in isolation. Until a human girl changes everything. Bleach according to me. Canon rewrite then AU. Rated M for lots of sexy goodness, language, possible gore, and who knows!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 175,973 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Thistle and Weeds by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
He told me there are no bad hands dealt in life, only bad players. Maybe he's right. AU Ken/Ura yaoi. Warnings posted inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 7/25/2012 - K. Zaraki, K. Urahara
Tipping The Scales by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Lonely loan shark Kenpachi gives a bankrupt shopkeeper an offer he can't refuse. AU Yaoi Warnings posted inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,826 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 6/24/2012 - K. Zaraki, K. Urahara
Tear It Up by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
College, cars, street-racing, sex, and smut. College art student Ichigo Kurosaki meets a blue-haired delinquent mechanic and his crew. Dramatic, angsty, humorous calamity ensues? GrimmIchi. AU Yaoi Swearing Smut Violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Bride of the Death God by caledon reviews
AU. A plague descended upon the village, and to appease the God of Death they offered him a bride as a sacrifice. (FINISHED! FINALLY!)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,844 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
Amongst the trees by zatmeeko reviews
The dobe was never good at being secretive, he'll be punished for that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Addictive Love by kanzensaimin reviews
When the new neighbors moved in Grimmjow was expecting a cute girl to be in the family not a moody, boring, pain in his ass boy. But then again he was rather cute. GrimmjowxUlquiorra
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 96,064 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Fourth Night by Curiosity Killed Kristy reviews
If you just happened to glance, everyone looked the same. Different skin tones, different facial features, but they were all still human. At least on the surface. What you don't see are the fangs hidden behind those lips.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Passing Grade by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Middle school math teacher Ichigo Kurosaki doesn't tolerate cheating. He holds a parent-teacher conference in which he meets an extremely attractive, single, blue-haired devil dad. AU Two-shot for my love, Racey. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Darker then the Sun by Nekoichi reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki is a male calico neko who's taken in by Urahara, after being taken in off the streets. But not long after his 16th birthday, Ichigo is catnapped and sold on the black market. The question is, who bought him! GrimmXIchi YAOI&RAPE WARNING!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Blood in the Water by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Ulquiorra always considered himself more of a fish than a person. He loved the ocean, the water, the LIFE that was found there. But when he goes to spend a summer at his uncle's beach house, he discovers a kind of ocean life that shouldn't even exist.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Tutor by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Grimmjow is a senior in need of some serious academic help, and he runs across absolutely the CUTEST tutor ever... plus, he's really smart and nice. But no-one, not even Grimmjow, can tell at first just how much they would be intertwined. GrimmUlqui, AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Playful Kiss: Paradise Bliss by xeye reviews
When Ichigo's love confession towards Byakuya is bluntly turned down, he is subject to live with the pain of an unrequited love. But what will happen when an incident leaves the family homeless and living with none other than Byakuya Kuchiki himself?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,357 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
I'm Psycho, Baby by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo becomes engaged in a rape fantasy that he will not soon forget. AU Mature.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Tutor by Sayonara Akumu reviews
A Stark/Ichigo pairing. No good at summeries.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Ante Up by trixipixie reviews
Hallibel loses to Starrk in a card game and has to Ante up. A story rated M for LEMON Explicit LEMON -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2010 - T. Harribel, C. Stark - Complete
It hurts so good by Yu-poo-san reviews
Grimmjow x Ulquiorra. MA rating, Yaoi, Lemon, etc. It first started out as a sexual release..but could it be something more, after time? What is in store for these two Espada? READ and find out! M.Prg alert! Oh noes!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,285 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Math Book by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ Ichigo was pissed. First, a surprise math test, and now and Espada who insists on fondling him. Yup, today is the worst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Marks by Gryvon reviews
Grimmjow's only as possessive as Ulquiorra lets him be.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2007 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Star Within My Reach reviews
Ulquiorra Cifer is the biggest fanboy of the show Soul Society and the celebrity Kurosaki Ichigo. Fate somehow smashes them together using one ring in a coffee shop. Rated M for later.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra